Send us Fan MailThis week we talk to a Unicorn, the single female and she is very entitled. She can not understand why wives want to be involved and would have any type of trust issues. We Clip her wings but hopefully help all the single females to understand the perspective of a wife in the lifestyle. Playing alone is not for everyone. Also we have a question from 2 couples about getting tested. They want to know about how much, how often and can it be over the top? As the lifestyle events start to open back up we all need a good reminder about safety. Some things can not be prevent by a mask or washing our hands but by what we do with our junk! Check out all our shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our paid sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host with your most, I'm Cole cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and fucking editing machine miss amanda what if you don't have the most just say fucking hey don't fucking change the lines now oh my god of course i have the most the most what we don't know that and that's the question that remains to be seen the most what? Charisma. J jizma what's the right word that's not even a word I'm just making shit up now jizma what the fuck is jizma it's not that it's not the right word do you jiz charisma no but I jiz sparkles I spoo sparkles it's sparkly it's magically delicious okay I don't own the rights spew. I spew sparkles. It's sparkly. It's magically delicious. Speaker2: Okay. Speaker1: I don't own the rights Facebook, so don't get pissy. Speaker2: Okay. Speaker3: They will. Speaker1: Yeah, probably. So, good show. Thanks for coming, everybody. Speaker2: Okay. Speaker1: So, before we get started, for those of you following along at home, get ready. Make another notch on your prison wall, if you would. We're in season four, Episode 148. One, four, eight. You cheated, didn't you? Do I hear a bingo? Nope. Continue to fill your cards, kids. We'll keep playing until we reach the end. What do you mean, did I cheat? You're looking at what episode it is. You never keep track of what episode it is. I have no idea what you're talking about. Ta-da-da-da. I wrote it down. started let's give uh let's do some quick shout outs let's put some glasses so we can see shut up you fucking uh okay there's episodes right two right glasses no i'm kidding okay this uh episode uh this is our paid sponsors we want to thank our paid sponsors altplayground.net hey you know what i gotta be honest with you i don't have normally you know i have different things to tell i have a bunch of hints and alludes and and potentials i have like secret information for altplayground.net check them out we're there big wall pretty cool uh rumor has it there's a chance uh there's a that there's a big vegas party coming up this summer um uh that there's a big club pool party gonna go on in a super cool place in july and it looks like and from what i'm hearing they're going to continue they did that they gave away a uh uh sex toy and i can't think of the name of it but their their point program is continued so check them out no no it's like tremors uh so i think it was tremor so check it outplayground.net. There's all kinds of big stuff coming. Giveaways to Secrets Hideaway in Kissimmee, Florida. Again, the point program, by doing stuff, you get points. And points, you win prizes. altplayground.net. Check them out today. You will find us there as well. Guess what we're under? Crazy Casbah. Also, don't forget to, you know, balls may drop and tits may sag, but a brain is last forever. So smart swingers read. Sexy swingers read. Read. I'm like a librarian. Read. Visit our friends at Alt Playground. That's the one. But visit our friends at ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. That's where you read. Three million readers can't be wrong. Be three million and one. And finally, shut up. Finally, you have listened to the shows. You read the mag. Come on, fuckers. Go buy some swag. Full Swap Shop. They've got some new swag on there, and they've got a new mystery box so at full swap shop so you eat every other month you get a box of stuff with over a hundred dollars in merchandise from the great shows on there every month so check that out fullswapshop.com hey it's not just for horses anymore fuck off so i to thinking. Do you know what this week is? Is it sometimes? Well, it's St. Paddy's Day week. It's the Ides of March. Beware. Yes, it is. Beware the Ides of March. Okay. But the more important week that it is, is the week that we met back in college. Whoa. You are fucking wrong. Fuck. We met in April, jackass. You know what? It just wasn't in time, so I moved it back a couple weeks. Thank you. Thank you very much. Ta-da. No, the Ides of March. What is it? I don't know. The anniversary of Crazy Casbah. Oh, fuck it is. On St. Patty's Day. The 17th is actually the fifth anniversary of Crazy Casbah. Oh, fuck it is. On St. Paddy's Day. The 17th is actually the fifth anniversary of Crazy Casbah. Wow, that's right. Happy birthday to us. We didn't have balloons. We didn't have nothing. Well, it's not the anniversary of the show, but it's the start of Crazy Casbah. Just the start of Crazy Casbah. Started with one man and a dream. A dream that he didn't wake up to. And I go, what the fuck is this? And she woke up to a nightmare. And here we are. Five years later. Yeah, that's right. Oh, my God, it is. Five years on Wednesday. So when this show comes out, our birthday will have been, Crazy Casualty's birthday will have been the day before. Kick ass. Look at us go. Man. Should I remember? No shit. Mine like a steel trap. And you didn't. Yeah, but I thought it was something special with us together. No. Because that's what's most important to me. Because I love you. For those of you that don't know, real quick, why we're going on. Mike's getting a steak and a blowjob right now. Because it's steak and blowjob day on Sunday, which is the day we record. So, real quick. I had something I was going to say and lost it with steak and blowjobs well i'll be damned oh yeah i know for the folks that don't know they're just listening what are you waiting for uh our fans i also we record this live in front of our uh secret secret facebook page shh don't tell the others kaz bank we'd love to have you uh and soon we'll be recording this live on uh full swap radio just an fyi big things coming in my world anyways so with that being said is that good or bad i don't know you know that happy birthday let the fucking let the let the magic rainbow continue to go uh Wow, everybody's getting stakes and blowjobs. I offered you a blowjob earlier. Right, that's right. And you said you can suck it later. I didn't. And then I'll surprise you when you least expect it. I'll just pop it right in there. Be careful. You did that once. Careful where you stick it. Yeah, I know. Many moons ago. Don't catch me in the middle of sleeping. No, nope. You will get me. It doesn't just wake up with a, ah, let me suck it harder. It's like chomp, chomp. No, I bite down. She does. Mmm, crunchy. For those of you who don't know, we don't have a high budget here on the show, so we have to make our own sound effects. There we go. That was the sound of somebody with a cracker for a penis being chewed on. Shut up. My dick has a coffee or a coffee. See? Never turn down a blood job, you fool. You're a fool. You're like, come in the bedroom. I'm like, okay. And I go in there and I say, well, here, let me suck your dick. I hadn't showered from the day before. I was sweaty. I didn't want to slap you a sweaty nut. So I was like, you know. I just said, I was just like, fuck yeah. And, you know. You fucked me silly. I fucked you silly. I did. I'll take silly. I'll take silly any day. I'll take silly for a thousand, Alex. What? Pretty much. We're going to start. You know what Casbah's going to come out with next when Casbah TV goes into full force? What? We're going to have Casbah Jeopardy. Casbah Jeopardy. Fuck yeah, we're going to have fucking Sex Jeopardy. Okay. I'll take Penis Head for $100, Alex. Penis head? What would be on that Jeopardy? The ring around the end of the penis is called tip, Alex. I'll go, what is tip? What is a tip, Alex? Good job. What is pee hole? Oh, stop it.
Speaker3:
That's horrible.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
You know what? We could go G-spot. That's horrible. Okay. You know what? We could go G-spot. That category will be like not hit. And the daily double is G-spots for 1,000. Where is the G-spot? It doesn't exist. It's only a figment of our imagination. You're correct. Okay.
Speaker2:
There we go. Shall we get on to the questions? It's what we do. Oh, God. Sure. Okay, here we go. I really wish you'd share these ahead of time. I know you do, and I really wish I would, too, and then I go, but this is so much more fun this way. Okay. So, the... Yep. We've got a plethora.
Speaker1:
It's kind of a range tonight.
Speaker2:
A wide range.
Speaker4:
A wide range.
Speaker1:
Rod. Okay. I am... I'm not. I'm reading the question. Hold on, please. Quit looking at me while I drink and say something. When the mouth hits my bottle... No. You want to say that again? We'll try this again. I'm still hungover. When the bottle hits my mouth, you interject a witty line. We've only been doing this four years. We'll figure out. We'll work on format later. No. Okay. No, we're all good. I prefer to just listen to you swallow. You know, it's funny. I feel the same way about you. Weird how that works i figured as much it's like we have something in jeopardy in jeopardy and no we have something in common i'm for those of you just listening at home call 9-1-1 i think i might be having a stroke
Speaker5:
okay shall we read the question that friday we went out for the first time for quite a while forever cole got hammered.
Speaker1:
Oh, fuck.
Speaker5:
He had a hangover.
Speaker1:
I haven't had a hangover for a long time, which means I did it right.
Speaker5:
Usually we had an hour drive home. This time it was all of like 15 minutes.
Speaker1:
Not enough to sleep at all. I can tell you what, my liver is still like, Yay, we're dead, he's home, we're back. And the rest of my body is like, Fucking shut up, you little piece of shit. And there's a little thing in my brain just going, how do you like it now, dick? Anyways, so we're going to start keep practicing to make sure that we get better and get back in the swing. Now, for not having drank for a long time, I still was able to hammer, because if you want to serve cola drink, it's important you know this recipe. Everybody, get out your handy-dandy notebooks, put in your door explorer backpack because you need to know this. To make Kohl a proper drink, Kohl wants a rum and coke shut up, a rum and coke tall double burnt. Straws
Speaker5:
and all. Straws and all.
Speaker1:
So what does that mean? Kohl's drink what that means is, so I don't know. Double burnt. Straws and all. So what does that mean? Coals drink, what that means is, so rum with a splash of Coke. So a rum and Coke tall, that's two shots. Double, that's four shots. Burnt, that's a fifth shot. Do you think that was all that was in the last one? No, yes. Well, no, because here's the thing. The proper color of a rum and coke, a coal rum and coke, rum and coke, tall, double, burnt, is the same color as iced tea. If you can't see through the glass, you're not getting a tip. So the thing is, is to get tips, that's what you have to do. Now, if by the fourth or fifth one, my throat puckers like a butthole because it's so strong, you're doing it right. And that's the way they made them. It was like dive bar booze and fucking A. Cole sucked those down like a fucking hungry hooker on a Friday night. Drink number two, you were like, I can't taste it. I'm like, the hell you can't. Yeah, and the people with us couldn't stand the smell. Actually, I'm open to spice or white rum. Pretty much if it's rum, I like it. Amanda won't let me have a parrot because she's mean because I am a pirate and that's what I do. I have never denied you a pirate. Yes, the color of Southern I see that is correction. That's what I like. If Amanda smells it and gets a little tipsy off of it, then we're doing it right. I had one shot, which was pretty much a double and felt it yeah yeah so we're we got to work on our tolerances again but i i did manage to get five of those down and a double shot so and and was still walking and talking coherently walking slight slight tilt on the walk but pretty much let's get on you stand up and you go well that was more of a tada thing but i did sing and i did apparently I sounded good when I sang. So there you go. You didn't do too bad. Okay, so here's the thing. But before we talk any more about my life and how embarrassing I am in public, how about we go back to a question? You didn't slide across the stage. I did not. It's all good. Thank God I would have bit it on my ass. I purposely did not do an Elvis song. Thank you. I was so fucking drunk. Because then you would have had to act out the parts and do karate chops and slide across the stage and stuff i i yeah it would have been bad i yep okay so we want to get to the questions now we're just burning through daylight here okay the daylight's already gone shut up the people listening don't know that it might be morning where they're at do i need my glasses probably? Probably. Oh, fuck. Let's just do it. Okay. Here we go.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker5:
This is the question. No, he didn't pass it on the floor.
Speaker1:
Shut up. I am a single female in the lifestyle. I'm really getting disappointed as it seems you cannot find anything but couples to play with. I am straight and I only want to hook up with guys. Why is it such a big deal to have a wife not involved? How do I politely tell the wife I just want the husband only? If you are a couple and do all these lifestyle things, why do women have such a trust issue? Strong woman in Texas. I saw this question. I was like, oh, fuck yeah, we're going there. i i saw it because i was like okay well that's just fucking funny because we've got a little bit of the single single female entitlement issues going on here just just a scotch okay so she's having issues with couples looking for she's pissy basically she's she's not pissy. Sorry, she's a listener, so we love her. Her problem is that she doesn't understand why wives are having such trouble. She only wants to play with guys. She's not bi. So she only wants to play with the guys, and she can't understand why it's, A, so hard to find single guys, and, B, why wives have such an issue with i was gonna say just hooking up with a husband but she says she can't find single guys right so okay so first of all i reached out to her and i'm like i asked her how long she's been in the lifestyle she has been in the lifestyle uh about a year but she's just newly considers herself lifestyle before it was dating she just is looking for sex and doesn't understand why so many wives are bitchy was her quote not mine and i and i to be honest with you when i read her response email i laughed out loud because i'm kind of going uh the lifestyle is woman driven and a single female that uh issues with wives, you need to not be in the lifestyle, because that ain't going to fucking fly. If you want to hook up with the male part of a couple, stick with singles. Well, yeah. And hunt them out. Or go to a bar. You can't complain about a husband that's married, because she's going to want to meet you, and if she doesn't like you, it's not happening. Yeah, I mean, here's the challenge. She has never been married, okay? She's 32. She's never been married. So she doesn't understand the concept. So she does not understand the dynamics of a married relationship, in my opinion. And it's like you can't just tell the wife we'll get over it if you have you shouldn't have trust issues you're a single fucking female maybe it's insecurities no not insecurities um i don't know where i was going well it's stuff and things great question no i had a thought no i think the thing is is that it there are insecurities when you're playing with uh for guys or girls to play alone number one you can tell she's new in the lifestyle playing alone is not for everybody right and and just because you're a single uh that doesn't fucking work i mean i sorry, just because that's what you want, that's not how this game works at all. Mike put it, there are single guys that are plentiful. Yeah, exactly. Hook up with a single guy. And there are some guys that have a hall pass, but keep in mind that you're probably going to have to meet the wife. Yeah, you're going to have to be. Unless they're cheating. Right, and I think, Rach put itachel but i'm sorry but it sounds like she wants guys to cheat on their their wives kind of to a degree she i don't know if she so much wants them to cheat she just doesn't understand the concept of when you are the single and you want to play with couples the couples their combined rules take priority i mean it's always going to be it should be that way way. But you can't find anybody but buy couples. She's not looking very hard, do you think? No, because, okay, yeah, there are a lot of guys that are looking to fulfill a bucket list of a threesome with two females. I get it. Wait, what? It is what it is. It's out there a lot there a lot right but the thing is is that if she's straight and not bi it's easy to say i'm not bi does it the the wife isn't going to have anything to do with or she isn't going to do something to cross that boundary or she shouldn't right the thing she has to understand is you may have to meet the wife you may have to get to know both parts of the couple so that the wife feels comfortable misty put you just have to find what you want and take the time to do it and that's true that i mean you have to take time sometimes it's not just when we first started when we first started in the lifestyle i had to know the female right and then it was like i had to
Speaker5:
at least meet him and then it became a thing of now it's been so long since i fucked another female you just hope that i'm not gay but then it came to a thing of of well you know as if i know who it is i don't have to meet him i don't even have to talk to him you just now it's like whatever Make sure I have a ride home
Speaker1:
and make sure I have the car keys if I need it. Granted, you... them i don't even have to talk to them you just now it's like whatever make sure i ever ride home and make sure i have the car keys if i need it granted you tell me right so it's not like you hide shit i don't hide shit so mike i love it time to change fishing holes of course we don't know what bait she's using which is true which here here's part of the other thing she's relatively new in the lifestyle so when people are new a shit ton of people take and what's the first thing a lot of couples if they're just dipping their toes in the lifestyle want to do have a threesome with a female one that she doesn't even understand is sometimes the wives aren't bi and they they you're not going to get groped you know what i mean it's look there are guys that have threesomes with a girl all the time and the guys don't touch it's the same thing i my thing is is either go after single either go after single males or here's the reality of it if you can't deal with the couple aspect and the rules that go with wives and whatever, go to your local bar, find a dude and say, hey, let's fuck and go from there. What the biggest challenge that that strong woman in Texas is going to have is if she's not careful, if she goes into these things with a shitty attitude towards females, she's going to get dubbed a fucking homewrecker and you get dubbed a homew wrecker and you get dubbed a home wrecker or even perceived as a home wrecker it's kind of like we've done shows talking about single guys or guys getting the creeper label once you get that fucking label it's like the plague good luck getting rid of it you get the reputation of being a fucking home wrecker oh boy you are fucked look You are fucked. Look, here's the reality of it. For all of you ladies out here that are single females, or even part of a couple, if you walk into a room and spouses, the female have to start rolling their fucking eyes when you're in that room, you're in trouble. Okay, so here, think of this. Okay, hold on. So as I'm reading this, shush. so as i'm reading this it's like okay do all couples do all these women have trust issues and it's not necessarily the trust issue with their husband right it's trust issues with her because if they don't know you they don't know what to trust and not to trust so you can't say that these women have trust issues because it's not with the spouse well and well okay 95 of the time here's the thing there are guys that have trust issues if the wife is going to go play with another guy that's that's look i had somebody tell it to say this to me one time it's true true. Every time you hook up with somebody in the lifestyle, you are testing the strength of your relationship. That is what we do. That is the hobby that we do. So the thing is, is that there are there fucking psychotic creeper guys and there's bat shit, crazy single females. And all you have to do is see one bat shit female that all of a sudden is trying to trap somebody or his husband hunting and holy fucking shit do we have a do you have an issue and that's the fear now okay misty put i started off by curious now i'm by and i meet couples uh that want one or the other and just to be honest if it doesn't work out move on and that's exactly it and if it if it doesn't work move on be honest be up front communicate talk to people if it doesn't work for their thing be understanding it doesn't mean you can't be friends with them you never know what will change down the road look at how much our relationship and our what our practices have changed through the years but again you know a degree of fairness i think part of the reason i love this question is that there is a complete and total uh inequity in the lifestyle okay single guys get away with a lot less as well they should than a lot of single females and this kind of i think puts a little bit of it into light a little bit here is that look whether you're a single guy or a single female if you're going to play with couple you should always your rule should be just as respected as a couple's rules totally agree with and you should never bend on that because that is exactly your rule. Everybody's rules are important.
Speaker2:
But if you're the single, you need to understand there are people in this lifestyle that still believe singles are not swingers. Now, most of us don't adhere to that anymore, but there are people that still do. And so I'm sorry, women, it's a proven fact. If there's a court case that involves a woman on trial, their attorney is going to want guys on the jury. The prosecutor is going to want women on the jury because women are less apt to believe other women. So the reality of it is, is when you do something like this, women are instantly, their cackles are going to get raised a little bit and they're going to be like making sure that that your intentions are just to have fun and have sex which is what they're supposed to be don't feel bad it's not just with a single female they feel that way they feel that way with another female in another couple as well it's a protection thing to make sure that your marriage and your coupleness is still solid. Right. You know, and there's nothing wrong with it. I'm like, I'm like, watch to see if you're actually listening. Now, there's a test for feedback. Okay, sometimes it's hard to read and listen to, at least for me, it's not for you. It is. It is. But I always listen to you because what you say means the most important thing. Don't chew on your fingers on camera. That's horrible. It's the skin around it. I know, but... It's because it's... I was going to say December, but it's not December. And this is why we drink before we do the show, kids. It's winter and my skin is dry. Did you want me to read that out loud? Which one? I can't read it, so never so never mind basically if as a single female you have to be respectful and communicate with parties in a relationship yes yes and you have to be willing to understand again you're this is something we talk about all the time you're everybody is not going to be everybody else's cup of tea right so even as a single female Now, look, you might's cup of tea but i can tell you right now you can be my cup of tea all day long if you're not hers i.e she thinks you're up to something sneaky she's gonna let me make my own decision but i'm gonna let it be heard there is no piece of ass with you not with right that person because i would never right front of person going what do you have in mind right what are you planning on but she's gonna let me know about it ahead of time and if i decide if i make the decision to let my penis make the decision for me i'm going to continue to get to hear about it especially if it blows up in my face ask me how me how I know. Ask me how I know. Ask me how I know. How do you know this? Because as a guy, I have been known to stick my penis in crazy continuously. I have the ultimate divining rod for nuts as a general rule. Not all of them. Not all. No, I have some great people. But look, if we were going to flip a coin and it was somebody, usually if I know them, we're all good. We have no problem. The people that I'm like on the same night. We had one that was a homewrecker. I didn't trust her. And she always, even she, I met her. And even hanging around, she would push me aside. And it's like, hmm, you have to. That doesn't get me. Oh, yeah. No. You've had some that haven't been that way. You've had a couple that have used us. Right. One wasn't even on the lifestyle. Right. Well, and this is where this is from, because that's where, you know, here's the reality. As a guy, for me personally, blood starts flowing to my dick and a lot of times then i get a little lightheaded and usually there's rum involved we just had this discussion the parrot on my shoulder is just as drunk as i am but i want it and the parrot's going fuck it fuck it and i'm going oh fuck it the parrot said so and somebody needs to have an outside perspective to just go, hey, are you sure you want to fuck it? And I'm like, yeah. And you're like, and then the Barrett's like, yeah. And then somebody on the outside has to go, hey, you understand where this is going to go, right? Yeah, sure do. And then somebody has to be there to remind me down the road of remember when I made that fateful decision just to fucking delve in. But we joke about that. But most people are very good. Yeah, we do joke about it. It's only been a couple, you know. It only takes one, let me tell you. Because I don't let him forget. No.
Speaker1:
Nope, yeah. Fuck the parrot.
Speaker2:
The fucking parrot gets me in more goddamn trouble. If the parrot would stay sober, right now people are going,
Speaker1:
what is, somebody's going to tune in the show and go,
Speaker2:
he's talking about fucking parrots. These people are freaks. Quit listening to this show.
Speaker1:
No, we're not talking about it. We're talking about getting the parrot drunk. There's a total different thing.
Speaker2:
Anyway. Damn, we're cruel. Hey, guess what? Hey, you know what? We have a new listener next week. PETA. That's going to be great. We're going to be monitoring your show to make sure you're not talking about getting parrots drunk anymore. Okay. Well. You just teach the parrot to go, fuck it. No shit. Fuck it. No shit. Actually, I'm going to teach the parrot to go fuck it no shit no shit i'm gonna actually i'm gonna teach the parrot to say batshit crazy batshit crazy probably want a cracker batshit crazy well let's see what shall we hook up let's see what the parrot says shall we okay moron no Moron. No shit. No, because you wonder why I really want a parrot. Why? Seriously. Why? The parrot's goal, probably want a cock. The parrot's goal and the whole training thing is then I don't have to chase waitresses down. That's what we want. The parrot is to be able to, like, go to the bar, because I already have a tab, right? And go to the bar and go, rum and coke, rum and coke. That's why I want the parrot. Now, in, like, Pirates of the Caribbean, the dude has the monkey, which is also very cool. But monkeys don't say rump. You don't say words.
Speaker4:
So the parrot, that's the goal with the parrot.
Speaker2:
Oh, my God.
Speaker4:
So if you're looking to get me something for my birthday in August, I'd like a parrot that drinks. That's really what I like.
Speaker2:
Are we at halftime? We are, aren't we? I don't know.
Speaker1:
Yes, we are. How fucking loo ya? got out of that motherfucker, didn't we? Woo. Hey, you know what, kids? You're going to want to make sure that you check out crazycasba.com. That's our website. You can find all kinds of cool shit on there as well. And you can click a tab. Click. Follow your nose. No, that's a toucan, not a parrot. I can get a toucan, too. Can they order rum? Toucans drink? I don't know. Anyways. I don't know if they really can talk. I think that's just based upon a flipping commercial for cereal. I don't know. I got this bird, and I wanted rum and coke, so I keep getting this Froot Loops. Anyways, go to crazycasma.com. Check it out. Click on the link, Crazy Summer Nights. Wait. What did he say? Crazy Summer Nights, August 6th through the 8th. Why should you be there? A, clothing are optional. Miss Amanda will be there. She'll have no clothing on. It's her option, but she plans to be naked. Awesome. Why else should she be there? Not only is it Crazy Summer Nights, a party of all parties, it's also Cole's birthday weekend. Now, Cole started practicing to get drunk, so guess what? By then, I'll have the trained parrot, or toucan, and we'll definitely have it on. So, Crazy Summer Nights. Okay. CrazyCasby.com. Okay, and away we go. Did you have anything you wanted to interject, plug, push? No. You sure? You want to talk about your birthday? No. At all? Mm-hmm. But you're going to be nifty. Hey, here's the deal. Here's the deal. Soggy cheese. I'll stop it. Here's the deal. So that was some crazy summer nights last year. That's right. Thank you very much, Donaldson. It's going to be there again this year. It's going to be awesome again. We want you all there. What the fuck was I just saying?
Speaker5:
I have no idea.
Speaker1:
Obviously, I killed that fucking brain cell. Holy shit.
Speaker2:
Good. Wow.
Speaker1:
Oh, yeah. It's going to be nifty. Actually, we're going to run a contest. so here's the deal uh here's the deal if you can now people who know it don't put it out there yet but we're in a contest we'll have like a guest miss amanda's age who like pin the age on miss everybody knows what my age is gonna be they do what are they counting the rings you can't tell when the gerbil's not showing okay we need to go to another question or the next show will be about the divorce thing my birthday is in june hi are you a divorce lawyer lawyer if so send us an email i need one what it's june june it yep, yep. Don't give too much or go steal our identities. I don't know. I wish somebody would. It's all good. Okay, let's go on to the other question.
Speaker5:
And it'll be a golden birthday.
Speaker1:
Not a golden shower. There'll be no pissing on Amanda, although she'll be the age she might be on herself. There'll be... I'm just kidding.
Speaker5:
It wouldn't be the first time.
Speaker2:
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker1:
Let's move to another question, shall we? Shall we keep rolling along? Rolling.
Speaker2:
Ride. Yes.
Speaker5:
Yes, we shall.
Speaker2:
Okay. So. Dork.
Speaker1:
Pretty much.
Speaker2:
Hold on.
Speaker1:
I was going to get a drink, but you're drinking.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Got it all swallowed?
Speaker5:
I didn't spit.
Speaker1:
This is why we keep replacing equipment, because you're telling Satan shit when I'm trying to put liquid in my gullet.
Speaker5:
You asked me if I swallowed. I said, well, I didn't spit.
Speaker1:
See why I need a parrot?
Speaker2:
Swallowed and spit.
Speaker1:
I need a parrot.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So this question comes to us from Tom and Pat and George and Mary Out of Baton Rouge Louisiana Red stick I'm sorry Red stick Okay so So another couple Baton Rouge Baton Rouge Rouge is red Okay, gotcha, okay, red, gotcha Now I'm wrong But did I say it right? No, we all called it Baton Rouge Baton Rouge So did Garth Brooks Baton Rouge I don't have time to have a boner right Red stick, red baton. Red stick doesn't seem as hot to me. Call me weird based upon the show. Just saying. We've had shows about that. No, you're French-ish. Okay. That's the first thing I'm worried about. Cajun. Okay. On with the question. Do you know I'm all butterfly about red sticks and shit jesus fucking christ uh okay so another couple and us are having a discussion how often you done thumping my leg oh jesus thumper how often do you need to be tested what is your thoughts and can some people be a little over the top we had a couple that would only play if we had proof of being tested within 30 days isn't that a bit much again tom and pat george and mary red stick louisiana baton rouges louisiana okay so all that blow is coming out. So, cool. It doesn't out a line if people are really concerned about it. When I reached out to him, one of the things I'm like, where is this conversation coming from? And part of it is, again, because party season is breaking back out now. know now that things are starting people getting vaccinated whatever they're starting to be you know more events right so number one here's the deal that we make fun of every topic and we're gonna crack jokes during this one too but this is an important topic right right we get it it's out there so So it's just, I don't know. You know, the thing is, is how often, to me, like, if someone needed me to get tested to show proof within the last 30 days, I wouldn't get tested every 30 days because right now I have no need. Right. I mean know i think it goes based upon how much you play but as a different couple that you hook up with isn't going to know how often you play right well and i mean i don't ever want to say that anybody can go over the top you have to do again this is you do you whatever you're comfortable with in terms of how often you want people you play with to get tested. Let me back it up that way. If you want someone, look, if you're shooting porn, you have to have a thing showing you've been testing your claim from seven days. Okay? That's one of those things that you have to, you know, whatever you're comfortable with, understand, again, as you set those rules, you have to understand that some people are not going to abide by those and some people are not going to be okay. I found it, the part I found interesting with that was 30 days and proof. Because, and there are sites out there that have, that you can show proof. Well, like us with our doctor, we have an app, we pull it up, we go here. Right, exactly. Because it shows what you were tested for and how the result came out. Right, right. And that's. I mean, are they, the funny thing is, is that, okay, so what, what all are they requiring? Well, exactly. I want to go back there real quick. Mike had asked on there, and we're seeing a lot of people saying every three to six months, every six months, at least a couple times a year. It's kind of the theme that we're seeing from our Facebook page as we're doing this. But Mike goes, are they playing unprotected? Well, and that's just it. When you want to determine what is right for you or how often you need to be tested, there's things you need to look at and consider.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Now, I want to put this out here because I think the great misnomer of the lifestyle is, and of testing, and there's a couple of them, and this is a big one, is that we use condoms every time so we're protected here is the deal no you're not nothing's 100 a nothing's 100 but there are things like herpes and things like that that well it gets on unless you're wearing a pair of booty pants juices fluids whatever get other whatever, get other places and you can be infected. A condom is not just all the way through. Mike has a great point. What good does proof do unless you also abstain between tests and playing? And there's the other part. The thing is you can go get tested. Your test can be 30 days old, but you've hooked up with somebody every day for the past month. Does that really make you safe? Well, and the reality is, your test can be 30 minutes old. And you had a gangbang. Well, the thing is, once you walk out, once you walk out and you have sex again, there is a risk factor. Now, here's what I don't want this to sound like i don't want to bring a well crazy truth they're like fuck testing no no we are hardcore advocates of testing we're hardcore advocates of of being smart but we also are hardcore advocates of of having a rational discussion with this which is here is the deal Look, you play a lot you need to be tested more often it is what it is because i'm telling you there's a million of one profiles they all say the exact same fucking thing condoms only we require condoms we always play with condoms and i'm telling you i will go to my grave saying this bull fucking shit shit. I'm going to guess if you had a room of 100 swingers and all their profiles said condoms only and you went to a party, you didn't get laid, but you got in a fight. Now that'd be a song. You went to a party and got laid. I'll bet you 60% of those people would still fuck without a condom because it was a party and especially coming off of COVID and how thirsty people are
Speaker5:
Misty had a good point way early on which was? if you don't agree with it
Speaker1:
then move on right exactly if you're not comfortable then move on you have to do you the biggest thing is there are still people out there that are not getting tested at all and it's like look you have to understand and Mike said there's a word in there abstinence there's only See you next time. there that are not getting tested at all and they're and it's like look the you have to understand and mike said there's a word in there abstinence there's only one sure way to ensure that you will not get any form of a sexually transmitted disease abstinence or excrete complete monogamy by both parties. That is the only way to be sure. You also have to know that you have got to know what you're asking for in your tests. I think this is a huge... So we're going totally away from their question of how often, but I think there's a better educational opportunity and moment here, which is people walk in and go, I need to get tested for STDs if they have guts enough to do it, which they should, whatever. most doctors if you don't ask you're not being tested for herpes you're not being tested for hiv
Speaker5:
you're not being tested for herpes you're not being tested for hiv you're not being tested for um um oh fuck losing my mind all of a sudden you're uh what do you fucking wait well i mean you're getting tested for the it's getting tested for the main ones or like the the chlamydia okay example when i the last time i went to the fucking gross the last time i went to the doctor he knows that when i go in that i'm getting a workup done he knows that he knows what we do we don't hide it yep um and the last time i walked out and he only tested me for chlamydia and gonorrhea. And I called him up and I went, well, I didn't call. I messaged through the app and went, you didn't test me for everything. And he's like, oh, that's right. It was still new enough that they could still use the blood and the urine to still test. But you have to know what you're being tested for. Thomas put on there, ask for full panel that is some key phrase right i make jokes about writing sometimes you get a note out a full panel that's huge that is absolutely huge uh mike has a good point talk to your doctor everyone is different depending on activity there's no one answer for everyone there's not that is 100 correct because there was like one there was one section where of time that we didn't have sex with anybody except each other, and we're like, well, what's the point? We'll just get our yearly check, and then once it increases beyond just you and I, then we'll get more. But you have to, and that was something we learned, you have to make sure, full panel,
Speaker2:
you have to ask. And here's the reality, too.
Speaker1:
There are certain diseases out there, like herpes, there are different countries have different views on it. There are people that don't even consider herpes an STD anymore, because they say it is a skin rash. And the reality of it is, is that if you're on your medication and you haven't had an outbreak it's undetectable it's not it's considered you don't have it and same and same with and same with hiv now uh but you there's also things that can linger in your body for years well hiv doesn't show up right away right uh my cousin don't forget hpv yep uh cancer we all know men cannot be tested for it. Here's something else. There's a lot of them that men can't be tested for. Yeah, that's right. And here's something else Thomas puts out there, and I was going to put this too. People that are afraid of this because they either had tests done years ago, I had this done years ago, or they have heard the rumors in college yeah in college back when they did take and stick the fucking q-tip down your dick like a fucking rod they don't do that anymore no you don't have to be afraid of that anymore don't it's a blood draw there's nothing to be afraid of and a urine test there's nothing to be afraid of what there is to be afraid of is to not get tested and and just act like you're probably fine that's going to be a huge issue
Speaker2:
Thank you. nothing to be afraid of. What there is to be afraid of is to not get tested and just act like
Speaker1:
you're probably fine. That's going to be a huge issue. You need to be tested. Look, the other challenging thing with this, and this is where, wow, this is why testing is so important. There are several different diseases out there. I can't name them all. I'm not a doctor. I don't play one on TV that only guys can get them. Guys can spread them. Guys don't, there's zero symptoms that guys have them. They feel nothing. It does nothing. And there's no way to test for it. and the number the number one that the number one most common std is trick and here's the thing because of how it works where it's at there is no test that they can give a guy to actually test if they have trick but also keep in mind only 30 of women show symptoms right and there you go and only 30 of women show symptoms ask me how i know this well and and the thing the thing is is the ones that do it's painful and it's obvious this is what's scary about stds it's not scary but it's what you have to understand doing this as a hobby which is just because you feel fine you know everybody cracks the jokes on oh hey man drippy dick burns when i pee you know stuff like that bumps on all over your you know war change a little animal crawling around all those things we all go oh yeah not every disease not every std has any of those things, we all go, oh, yeah. Not every disease, not every STD has any of those symptoms, has any of those signs. Not every disease is going to be one that you should, look, if somebody has general awards, if you've seen pictures of general awards, there's probably a good chance you're going to notice if someone that you're about to play with has general rewards, okay? Not every disease is like that, and that's why getting tested is so fucking important. The last thing anybody, look, it's just like trick.
Speaker2:
You know what?
Speaker1:
Trick's a pill. It's like three days of a pill. Most of it, so many of them are cured with just a pill wouldn't you rather get tested and go oh shit take the pill and then know that you're not spreading something to somebody else and that's huge and so the thing is I don't think there can be an over the top with it I think that you need to talk to your doctor I think you need to have some place that you go consistently to get tested if you're not comfortable going to your doctor go to fucking clinic whatever you know but clinic and there's places online and all that yeah there's a million places there is zero excuses anymore to not get tested or to be afraid now i think that if you're somebody that wants to require people to have proof then you shouldn't be afraid to put that in your profiles and stuff like that no no and if you're requiring proof don't be upset if people go ahead no you're not worth it right exactly exactly because you know hell mine isn't right now after you know in the middle of a pandemic there's a lot of us that haven't played yeah i have i have not when god boy doesn't count but well actually at this point he doesn't and that is a consistent you were tested that's a consistent play partner i mean that's you know there's been no one else in that in that mix at all yeah i mean and that's but you can't there's been no one else in that, in that mix at all.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I mean, and, and that's.
Speaker5:
But you can't, you can't ask me for something 30 days or less. I'm going to go for what?
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Yeah, exactly. In that case, it's, it's just, it's not going to be there. I guess, I guess here's the thing. Here's the other, I guess, message I would put with this. And part of the reason I love this question was, this is a great way for all of us that we practice home for all of us that have been in lifestyle a little while you know when new people get in there's a lot of things that new people are nervous about one of the things is testing that that's a really big thing your doctor they aren't going to say shit tell about your appointment last week which one oh i will oh then just a second the the thing is is that here's the deal if someone's new don't be afraid to bring up testing to say hey you know there's places online and other places to plant that seed you can help somebody. So, no, what she's referring to, so last week was I had to have my, like, because of my nut, you know, I found that it was a year ago. So every year I have to go in and get tested. Get tested. He has to do chest x-rays. Chest x-rays. That makes there's no cancer And MRIs and whatever. Which it came back clear. I'm all good. Cancer-free one year. Woo! Okay. So. His urologist. It's fucking, he's a stud. He's a total dork, but he's a stud. Okay, he's a total dork. Very dry. He wants to let loose, but he's afraid to because he has to be professional. we almost got him to laugh in front of my parents yeah on my surgery when i asked him to please sign his work i'm gonna sign my nutsack to sign his work so you know and he actually composed himself nicely yeah he's like he's like in his early 30s maybe mid 30s probably mid 30s and he looks like doogie hauser oh yeah so he we're talking about it and he's like you know great you know now look here's he knew something was up because he he was coming to me with questions he might hear this show you never know so uh we were talking about how he made the comment a couple times about we said how we refer people to him and tell him tell him about him he. He goes, oh, so you're an influencer. And he stops and stares at me when he says that. And I'm like, OK, well, no. And I'm like, well, kind of. And then I talked about the fact we did a show. We have a podcast. We have followers. And we did a show about right after surgery right after surgery and he's
Speaker5:
like oh really can i listen to it well yeah uh i'm like well it's called crazy i'm like well we uh and then he's like he he said we were in an alternative lifestyle and he's sitting there with his leg crossed and he goes oh like so non-monogamy and he in the middle of non-monogamy You blur it out We're swingers
Speaker1:
I don't give it He's seen my nutsack And I'm like what and hey look those bills are expensive and i'm private pay so it's like if if you know whatever and he's like and he's like oh okay he goes so what's the name of the podcast crazy truth i said just look for the one it's like a nut or something. It's the title of it. But you'll find it on there. Because I've joked about he got published writing about my nut. And I wanted to sign autographs and shit. And so, yeah. So, yeah. Now our urologist knows. So, we're hoping that at Crazy Summer Nights, maybe one of the things that we can offer is free nut exams. Oh, good God. That would be awesome. That's what the women are for. Well, right. do us look man that bill is huge we can fucking have him like if i get a discount on the bill by him like fucking doing like a demonstration then rock the fuck on he can do the professional what what caught me so off guard was he at least addressed it as non-monogamy who does that and it And it didn't faze him. But we're sure one of his nurses there. So are you one? Yeah, I should have just asked him. Because he's like, oh, I get it. So that's the nails and the whole nine yards. Because you don't have your nails done. I don't have my nails done. But that's, yeah. So the thing is, is I'm just like, you know, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But we know that one of their nurses is. We think. The nurse nurse didn't when i cracked a joke about more pickles she did not because there's a nurse bad nurse this nurse this time she was just all kinds of cracking sex sex jokes they didn't phase her i said so that means that because you're talking about how healthy drinking pickle juice is they said oh so that means you girls can take the pickle more because not that kind of pickle like that so i but and there was a girl that rolled me in there when i was sick a year ago she's a swinger so that you think she is i'm sure she was hot just being nice saying i know you look better than this i maybe maybe so but i don't know just be nice you know what you look like death why do you steal my thunder it's like the the whole mcdonald's kid telling me i look like a rock star just fucking go with that shit we leave and we're like i said well i have to at least get lunch before i go back to work so we go through mcdonald's and and order food i'm so pretty up to the drive-thru and this young kid was like he couldn't have been too young yet graduated from high school yeah yeah he's just looking at him going, Wow, you know, you look like a rock star. And Cole's just like, yeah. I'm like, oh my God. He said he had the fucking Bee Gees. I do not look like the fucking Bee Gees. Why did you put that on the air? Are you fucking kidding me? Because I said he looked like Barry Gibb. No, I do not look like Barry Gibb. I kind of like fucking uh jerry garcia from the grateful dead i like to think that i look like other rock stars it's just a little gray so i fucking it's getting longer it will be cooler down the road i swear to god it will fuck it i'm just picking on you it's too late we just shouted out to the world, he looks like Barry Gibbs. So? Hey, why are we talking about... Mike says Beach Boys. I'll take that. Yeah, absolutely. I didn't think of them. Yeah. You can tell I'm a ladies man by the way I walk. I'm too busy. No time to talk. But, you know, we could talk about other stuff. Want to talk about other things that happened this last week? Smart ass. I'll bury Gibbs you. I'll see your Barry Gibbs and raise you.
Speaker5:
Don't yell.
Speaker1:
A yelling boyfriend.
Speaker5:
No, don't.
Speaker1:
Oh, my fucking Lord.
Speaker5:
You can talk about it.
Speaker1:
No, I can't. The microphones are too hot.
Speaker2:
They'll pick up.
Speaker3:
Don't actually scream.
Speaker1:
No, it's okay.
Speaker2:
It's all right. No.
Speaker5:
Amanda's boy toy is a little little uh he's usually really quiet yeah but he said hi to me we were outside he proceeded to yell we were right really yelling he was just talking very loud inside voice he needed inside voice i was deaf in one ear for like a week afterwards. At least give him credit for talking to you.
Speaker1:
He did talk to me, and he did make it fun. So this morning when we were having sex, I just randomly was like, I'm going to fuck you, Amanda, and just yelled it like that. And it killed the moment. It killed the moment, but it was funny. So sometimes those are the things you just do for, you know. Entertainment. For love. Because I'll do anything for love. Rockstar. Rockstar. Yes. Okay. Rockstar. I'm going back to the Rockstar thing. Yeah. Get your head out of the clouds. Don't keep looking at my gray ass hair. Fucking, you got gerbil showing. So, mine's all natural. Really. And it's got gerbil showing so mine's all natural really and it's got gerbil leave my hair alone gerbil I don't have that much gray we don't know because we haven't seen it all natural for how long I got roots yeah you got roots so let's let the roots go all the way out and see what happens when it gets to the end okay then you wanted to use that silver spray you'll no more do that than the man on the fucking moon you're gonna go all natural i don't like my natural hair color your natural hair color is changing so maybe it'll maybe you'll like this new one better. Wait until after my birthday, and then I will go back to my mom. I think after your birthday, you just fucking frost it. Sit to hell with it. And totally look like I'm 80. Be great. You won't look like you're 80. You won't look like you're 80 at all. No. Just look maybe 60. If I turn my hair gray. No, I didn't say gray. You said silver. I said frost that motherfucker. I'm not going to frost shit. I look better with darker hair. Normally you like frosting. I love frosting. You got a giant black? Jet black. that's what i tried to go with no it didn't you no no no no i have grabbed black is a form of a black it's not jet black jet black elvis presley jet fucking fuck you i'll go jet black Fucking hot. Yeah, baby. I'll make my eyes bluer. Ramos, I know gray is sexy, but you can't hit on me, dude. I'm on the air. Not on me. If you don't have a top on, no one even knows you have hair. This is true. And that's every chick. It doesn't matter. That's just the way it is. Frosted titties are nice. If you can get her to actually frost her tits out in the snow that'll be amazing just saying all right who said anything about actual frost now we can use icy frosting and that's icy okay oh lord all right kids here's you know what shannon shannon gave me a good cue there we go i remember kids get tested we got butterfly it's halft We got Butterfly. It's halftime. Or it's not just halftime. Fuck, no, it's not halftime. It's time to go. Good night, sweethearts. It's time to blow. Don't get us in trouble. I'm not. I said it. I didn't sing it. Anyways, all right, so once again, big shout out to our paid sponsors, altplayground.net. Check them out. It looks like there's all kinds of big things coming. You didn't hear it from me. Shh. I think there's parties in Vegas. I think there's parties coming. I've heard rumors. You never know. Anyways, she has no hair on the bottom, dude. That's why we make it that way. Also, remember, tits may sag. Balls may drop. Droop. But a brain lasts forever. Be a smart swinger. Read. Damn it. Read. Visit our friends at ASNLifestyleMagaz lifestyle magazine.com remember to vote on their awards for all the shit we are in find the categories go vote go crazy truth go vote two different categories daily crazy truth and crazy winter nights and full swap shop and finally here again once again you've listened to a show you're gonna read the mag motherfuck some swag. That's right. Full swap shop. Check out all the new cool shit that we've got going on. And, yes, don't forget, tonight is steak and blowjob night. And, finally, you can find us all sorts of places. Send us an email. What the hell? Crazy.Kasbah, K-S-B-H, at gmail.com. Check out our website, CrazyKasbah.com. Did I say what? Did I fuck that up? No, you did. I was waiting for you to. Amazing. It sounded like you were good. False at TruthCrazy. That would be Twitter. We're something on Instagram. I don't know. Crazy.Casbah. She's on Pornhub. Dirty girl. And there's nothing new on. You know, it is what it is. And, you know, talk to us. So, doing it the only way we know how, the only way we will, the only way we ever motherfucking want to. By the way, get ready. Full Swap Shop. Radio's coming soon. Check us out. Kazma style.
