Loading…

We use a cookie to remember which Swing.com section sent you to us so signup credit goes to the right place. No tracking across the web.

Krazy Truth #146 Last call Fuck? — The Krazy Truth about Swinging Transcript | Swing.com Podcasts

The Krazy Truth about Swinging — Krazy Truth #146 Last call Fuck? artwork

The Krazy Truth about Swinging · Kole Snodgrass

Krazy Truth #146 Last call Fuck?

Mar 3, 2021· 57:38

Jump to transcript ↓

Show notes

Send us Fan MailAfter a super long week we had some great questions. We start with a couple that is trying to understand if they are nothing more then a last call Fuck for another couple. How would you feel if you had a great relationship with a couple and the sex was great, but they never hook up with you at events. See if you agree with our answers. The Second questions was a couple that is getting tagged as a creeper. Well the husband is getting tagged a creeper because he likes to Masturbate and watch other couples have sex. When you listen to the show you will find their is more to the story. Another week proving The adult swinger alternative lifestyle is not all just orgies, 3 sums and facials . Check out all our shows at: www.buzzsprout.com/181336http://www.asnlifestylemagazine http://www.fullswapshop.com http://www.altplayground.netVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show

Transcript

Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host of the most, I'm Cole, i'm here with the lovely lovely and babbly miss amanda hey oh i meant to say bubbly my bad anyways we are here to tantalate uh titillate and do other things to your life and spoo and spoo spoo. And spoo. We're here to spoo. We're here to fucking toggle your nads with knowledge and information.
Speaker2: You only have one.
Speaker1: So you're supposed to be toggling other people's. I'm toggling their titties. You're toggling their nads.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: What do we have to keep bringing? What do we have to keep? Well, then you know how to do it because I only have one. Why do we have to keep bringing up my heaviness on one side? I'm unproportioned.
Speaker2: What was it me and my saw today and it had something to do with?
Speaker1: My one nut?
Speaker2: No, it had something to do with two nuts and a protein drink. And I'm like, well, what if it only has one?
Speaker1: That's so. You know, it's really damn sad. even with everything that was going on this week, I was cracking nut jokes. My dad's funeral, I'm cracking nut jokes. That's fucked up. That's as snod grass as it gets right there, just saying. Anyways, okay. Oh, but we shouldn't use your last name.
Speaker2: Oh my gosh, our identity's ruined.
Speaker1: Otherwise known as Batman. Oh, fuck, never mind, too late. Okay late okay uh oh so hey this is season four four season four mark that down dora get your handy dandy notebooks out oh no that's that's blue's clues isn't it yeah yeah get your handy yeah whatever get your handy dandy notebook out this is season four episode 146 do you realize it's 146 times that we've done this fucking thing that's how much we love what we do because it is fun we do enjoy doing it uh anyway so a quick shout out to our our sponsors hey you know what tits may sag balls may drop but a brain is beautiful forever that's right kids don't forget But don't forget oh god to uh be a reader and read asn lifestyle asn lifestyle magazine three million readers a month can't be wrong uh reading is smart and sexy so be three million and one uh and and you be three million and two and over there in the back you be three million okay you get the idea check out the magazine today don't forget also their awards you can take and vote and you can vote for us and all kinds of things we'll talk about that a little later Mike that is the greatest comment ever he says I am like a mounds bar and an almond joy all in one because one side I feel like a nut one side I don't. Anyways also you listen to the mag no fuck. You listen to the shows you read the mag come on motherfuckers go buy some swag that's right fullswapshop.com hey you want to know what it's really funny actually as we record on Sunday nights so tomorrow there is 17 orders going out people that have more swag coming their way

Alternative Lifestyle Dating Community for the Adventurous

You have known and trusted SLS.com and Swinglifestyle.com as your havens, where desires found their home and thrilling possibilities unfolded. Our journey saw us claim SLS.com, a strategic move to provide a more direct whisper to the platform.

Now, we proudly announce the culmination of a long-held fantasy: the acquisition of the Swing.com domain. Realized after over two decades of passionate pursuit, Swing.com embodies the ultimate expression of who we are. It is a name that resonates with pure desire - simple, memorable, and powerful. This transition is our promise to craft your most intuitive and accessible online sanctuary yet.

This is beyond a simple address change; it is the dawn of a new era, with Swing.com which is the best swingers website boldly stepping forward as the definitive face of pleasure. Prepare for a rush of tantalizing new possibilities and significant advancements that will redefine your online lifestyle journey.

Looking for an Alternative Lifestyle?

Our passion for your pleasure drives this daring leap. While SLS.com and Swinglifestyle.com leave behind a legacy of thrilling encounters, the future burns brighter than ever, centered on the exquisite simplicity and impactful identity of Swing.com - your new, intoxicating central hub for connecting, exploring, and living the lifestyle you crave. Get ready to swing.

All of your fantasies are inside, in one place.

Join Us For Free

I'll see you next time. it's really funny actually as we record on sunday's nights uh so tomorrow there is 17 orders going out uh people that have more swag coming their way so check out fullswapshop.com today and support your podcasters magazines and whatnot we've got some new shows getting ready to come on board we've got new merchandise getting ready to go up so uh check it out check it out often so there you go doodly, doop, doop. I did what you did. I painted my nails, but they're like tan. Mine are black. Mine are painted black. Mine goes along with the Rolling Stones. I can't sing a few verses because I don't want to get hit. Oh my gosh, no shit. Whoa, what was that? I was going to do black. Right. But then we'd match. But then at work it rubs off on paperwork oh did your boyfriend not like me to do black is that too dark what does that have to do with shit i don't know i just want to throw it out there to ask you about your boyfriend because that's what i do so i'm talking to my mom this weekend and uh and you know so i well i never told her i mean she knows what we do obviously and and you know the bonding of everything she knows what we do and she knows about our podcast and our and the merch and all the shit and uh but she didn't know we'd ever actually done a show talking about the after my mom and dad found out about what we do and my mom was like can i listen to it and i'm like no honey no no that ain't happened why not why not i'm like no you're not no it got funnier yeah it gets funnier what about the the flowers and stuff oh well i'll get there so and so then i told her i'm like well i'll tell you what i said at some point in time we'll have you on and you can talk about you know when you found out whatever she's like really i could like, really? I could be on your podcast? That'd be great. So, at some point in time, that's right, I'm going to have my... I'm not telling sex stories in front of your mother. I will. I don't even fucking care. At some point in time, I'm going to have my mom is going to be a guest on one of our podcasts. And so, that'll be fun. So, we'll make sure we talk about your boyfriend that night. Hey, send in your questions about Miss Amanda's cooter. My mom's going to be here. Dear Miss Amanda, your vagina is the bomb. It's so pretty and pink. It's addictive. I can't wait. That'll be the greatest show ever. So that might be a two-hour episode. I don't know what's doing that one wow what we will do we talked about is trying to get your boyfriend and my mom to come in at the same time to do the fucking show that'd be awkward as fucking funny as hell for me anyways uh yeah so then the other thing and some of our some of our friends uh sent uh cards and stuff for people that don't know my my dad passed away and his You was this last week and and whatever uh which is you know shitty but you know it is what it is but some of our great our great friends and stuff tons of support from the community lifestyle community we really appreciate it and a lot of folks sent cards and flowers so if you don't know a lot of times they go through and they will take and read who the flowers are from they do and they do and so the thing is is so and people sign their cards whatever they just put their name and we're like well they're just friends and whatever so but my mom this then this weekend asked me about those and i'm like those that's a swinger friend that's a swinger friend that's a really good swinger friend that's a really good swinger friend that's uh yeah yeah this is a swinger club uh yeah so she goes well they're so nice yeah and they're fuckable too just just saying what did she say about the one uh well is she just on your page yeah yeah so what the one she goes is she is she? Well, is she just on your page? Yeah, yeah. Is she just a fan? Is she just on your page or a fan? I'm like, no, she's a really good friend, but she's on your page, yeah. Do you know her very well? Yeah. I sure do. And then she's like, oh, no. Yeah, then she figured out what that meant. And I think when I said, you know, I'm going to get to know her even better here in a couple weeks. She wanted you to read all the condolences on the page. Oh, yeah. She wanted it because. And you go, do you want me to tell you who we fucked and who we haven't fucked? Yeah, and she's like, oh, no, no. I'm like, there you go, Mom. Just stick with a lot of people. We're very nice and gave us some love. Let's go that way, shall we? So, yeah, there you go. No, we're not showing her porn hub no no but she you know all anybody who appears on her show gets like the swag bag so i guess she'll get the signed eight by ten glossy of your vag you can sign it wrong for me to give her a dildo you know what what a great set can you. Can you picture if I could get her to do this? This is so fucked up. I am so going to hell for this. If we could get like sex toy reviews by mom. Do you remember when David Letterman used to have his mom on to do shit? I mean, years and years ago. Can you imagine if my mom came on and did a sex toy review? Do you want to picture your mom holding up this eight inch dildo and going, I had a lot of fun with it? No, I don't. But it would be so funny. Like, it would make me physically nauseous and sick. But I also know it would be fucking hilarious and probably would be viral in a heartbeat. Oh, good God. Mom's gangbang corner. Oh, stop it. Mom's toy shop stop it mom's toy shop oh geez oh nasty it's not nasty it's natural but i don't want to what i like is the boy she doesn't own any toys i'll bet you we're not gonna find out until after we're gonna go through shit years and years down the road just saying wait till she comes to me and i need some help oh my god if i have to go to the sex shop and buy her a fucking dildo i'm gonna die anyways it could be a boner kill yes hey this is recommended by crazy truce mom oh god also i'm getting this marketing picture of her sitting there going holding the dildo okay so for those of you that are listening you're gonna hear us interject

yeah absolutely dad plus i wasn't gonna let the kids be the one to pick up somebody at my dad's funeral that seems weird so they're like who is it dad who is it yeah no shit well come to find out it was someone that his mom used to work with well she was coming over today for lunch she is way younger than well she's younger than we are yeah she's younger than we are but but i But I'm just like, tell your mom that you want to hook up with her and see if she'll hook up. The boys are like, Dad, did you see your back tattoo? I'm like, yeah, hello, relax. She had kicking legs. Yeah. She was a hottie. I'd have gone after that. I might have scared the shit out of her. We're still working on things. We're still working on it. We'll see where that goes. Oh, you're sending her on Facebook. Yes, I did. Okay, shoulders to cry on. Anyways, okay, so this is why we're going to hell. This is exactly why we're going to hell. Because here's the thing. I'm not even going to lie. Because the boys are like, uh, and I'm like, you three aren't going to go over there and strike out like retarded over there they were over here they were over what yesterday and they go did you ever find out who that girl oh yeah i mean they're just standing there all but whacking on i'm like put it away and i like drift over hey baby uh anyways okay let's get on with stuff that will not get us booted off the air and whatever, maybe. I don't even know. Who fucking knows? Our questions tonight kick ass because our questions are not normal questions tonight. Oh, boy. Okay. You should share with these, man. So, no. So, because normal questions are like, it seems like, you know, it's almost like procedural issues that we deal with a lot of times. Okay. You know, you know teeth or no teeth or you know that kind of shit tonight the questions uh are awesome because they're more personal questions like this is like dear abby tonight kind of sort of thing happening okay okay so here we go yeah no shit boys are gonna yeah mom if yeah you've been the one that close the deal on it. You'll probably be that. I'll probably be what will be happening. I'll get to be video camera for that. Darn it. Anyways. Okay. So, let's break out our handy dandy readers, kids. Shall we? Santa Claus is coming to town. Fucking hell. Or else it's Jerry Garcia. I will survive. Okay. We have been in lifestyle for three years. We have a couple that we have played with a lot over the last year. The sex is great and we have fun, but we have realized that they only play with us in private. At hotel takeovers or big events, they are nice. I'm doing little quotey fingers. Nice, but it seems fake and distant they never play with us also they get uh they get invited to house parties some that are open to bring people and we are never invited and if we are both on a guest list of a party though they won't show up they'll make an excuse when we tried to talk to them about this they blew it off and got uncomfortable uncomfortable. They're embarrassed by us. What do we do? This is from Mike and Deb in Austin, Texas. There's a new one for you. Are we sure we're not reading too much into it? Well, okay. So I reached out because, again, that's my first thought. Okay. But so this is coming from them, not obviously we're you know there everybody has is different and as i i got them both they both responded to me okay so the other couple uh again they dubbed the other couple couple relatively popular pretty pretty popular couple in the lifestyle, well-known. They've been in the lifestyle longer than they have, but they're pretty well-known in the lifestyle, and they're always kind of with the popular kids. They have large groups around them. They talk to lots of people. Everybody knows them along those lines, and they're usually with some of the more, as in quote to quote, uh, Deb, they're the ones that are always with the most attractive people at the party. I'm like, okay. And I said, what do you dub attractive? And the response back was not, we're just average plain Jane, you know, they're attractive. Uh, he put,vette they have uh uh that he's always super expensive outfits and clothes and that they're just i said okay so why do you feel like that that you know they're obviously have a great time he goes but they only they won't they just don't even acknowledge them really out in public they feel like out in public they're like somewhat polite but basically just blow them off as he put it mike goes we feel like we're that moped that they ride that they don't want anybody to see that they ride i'm like oh and and so my thing was i said have you you know if they're busy if they're if they go do they go to a lot of events they go to all the events okay they're everywhere so there's no shortage of events uh whatever but they have said one of the things they enjoy is that they really get to be more relaxed with mike and deb and they get to, it's just more fun with Mike and Deb because it's one-on-one. And that's the excuse they use for continuously not wanting to play with them at other events. So my follow-up question to that was, are you sure they're even playing at other events? Because let's face it, some people enjoy going to hotel takeovers or or a big event but just because they enjoy going doesn't mean that they actually play right and he goes no they play their room is the hobbyist room everywhere so you just let me know when you're wanting me to No, you you jump in i i want to i want to get your i want to get your opinion on this or what you feel what you think where to start i love our listeners um i i okay first off well i'm like going okay there's like so many different thoughts because you have discretion which they could be be nice about not not pointing fingers but keeping it private who they play with and who they don't um they're keeping you yeah they might be keeping you out of the popular people but the popular people sound a little bit stuck up in and uptight that you don't want to hook up with them anyway right maybe they don't want you to get in part of that because they are afraid that you will become one of the popular ones and then you won't give them a chance true i know okay now okay pause a second that's a really unique perspective because i didn didn't think of it looking at it from, it could be their own insecurities that they would hate. They go, well, Mike and Debra are super cool and everybody's going to like them more. Like if I take the boyfriend to a party, okay, he's on, we'll just keep it at that. if i take him to a party and he hasn't been to one he's gonna be really quiet not very social no once somebody he if he's with our if he goes with our group or something and ends up getting laid and people are gonna go oh my god he's like awesome right with sex then he becomes popular and then I'm like, oh, I wish I wouldn't have introduced to anybody. Would you actually be like that? No, not really. But I'm just trying to give an example. Now, Mike has a good one. Wow, tough one. Certainly see where they're coming from, but without an open, honest convo, hard to tell. Could be other couple just, like, multiple experiences and already playing with Mike and Deb in private so don't feel the need to play at public events. That's a really good point. You know, that's a really good point. Shelly has a good point. I wouldn't want to be anyone's closet screw. I can understand that. I don't want to be the backup player. And then Amy had a good a good point also maybe at events they don't really want to play with your regular playmates because you see them more often and then Shannon put they could be protecting them from possible toxicity and those are all good points because here's the thing I never thought of that i mean i of the they play in they have a special bond in private you know that they said they feel more relaxed they obviously can kick back and chill and whatever it's more fun than the uptight and and because i can honestly say sometimes when you're at an event god how many that what this is gonna make me sound like a dick and I don't mean to be, but because people know us, okay? I'm not saying we're anything special because we're not, but because people know who we are, it can be intimidating to play in a, or there's more stress for me personally to play at a hotel takeover and in like a big group setting because because just because people know who i am i'm not special i'm trying to say this i was like a dick because i'm not being a asshole fuck you god but okay so i can see that and where it's like here they found this couple that they can totally be themselves they can totally be relaxed and chill out and just be real with and they don't want to spoil it now that doesn't mean they shouldn't maybe be a little more friendly or i think it could go so many different directions because it doesn't necessarily mean that they're blowing you off but on one side they could be well i Well, and I think it comes down to communication a little bit. I think Mike mentioned on it too. The other couple needs to express what their deal is. I mean, look, if your deal is, hey, look, you're a regular, you hold a special relationship thing. You know, we don't want to ruin that. Okay, communicate that, let people know. Which, I don't know. Okay, what do you think about this? I know they said they had approached them. I asked them how they approached them. It was not one-on-one. That was, it was kind of more in a group setting. No way, you could do it in private. My thing is, I think that Mike and Deb need to, they need to be honest. I mean, even though it's not an individual, it's not, it's still another couple. They need to set them down when it's just them. You know, like when they're going out to dinner before they go play or whatever and say, here's how we feel. I mean i i guess there's probably a risk that if you do that that you know they could they could say well we're not they could get pissed i guess i mean i don't know i i guess you know because shelly's go back to shelly's point where she goes i don't want to be anybody's closet fuck. Shouldn't everybody, if you're at discretion, be a closet fuck? Because you're not necessarily going to go. No, but I think what she means, and Shelly jumped in if I'm wrong. But I also think it's really asshole to avoid talking to people because, what, you're high and mighty? Well, yeah. We talk to everybody at a party. It doesn't mean we've played with them. It doesn't mean we haven't played with them. mean we talk to everybody at a party it doesn't mean we've played with them it doesn't mean we haven't played with them but we talk to everybody at a party right well okay so back up i think what shelly means is that you're just on standby that you know you're not good enough to fuck second chance yeah yeah the end of the night fuck you know when it's like okay well every the the quality people are. We always call it, I don't want to be your third choice. Yeah, I don't want to be your last call, fuck, type thing, you know. Okay, Mike has another good point. We all tend to assume the worst, a.k.a. You want to say that word for me, because I can't all of a sudden. Say it, cunt. Jeez, jeez. geez anyways because catastrophe fuck me uh they still play with mike and deb so obviously they like mike and deb maybe mike and deb need to explore more at public events some people just like more strange uh in in the end need to talk as we are and see you more I'm talking in the end and need to talk as we are, see more, talk in the end and need to talk as we are missing one very important side of the situation. That's very true. And if I could have read that so it made sense, like, without me chopping it up.

Well, this is, that's another great point. I think that mike and deb have a great opportunity here okay so instead of sitting in the corner and i don't know if they are or not right right but go meet people go walk look you know somebody that's in the group you don't have to talk to them if you want to meet some of the other people over there, walk up and meet some of those other people. Actually, if this couple is all that and a bag of chips, be confident. Maybe this couple is waiting for Mike and Deb to, they don't want people to assume that Mike and Deb are just their posse. You know what i mean that they're not just they're not just hanger on and they're waiting for mike and deb to you know strut their own stuff but that happened with us think back to when we were new think back to a couple that turned into haters down down the road but actually they did us a huge service i didn didn't think about this at one time. But remember when we first started hanging out with, we'll call them Couple X, and they knew. I don't even know if I'd call them that. They knew a shit ton of people in the lifestyle that we didn't because we were new. And initially, we went to places and stuff and met them there, we were just like i'm not gonna say the third wheel kind of because you know they knew everybody and they would introduce us to some of the people but they did their own thing we were just kind of like there until we finally went okay fuck this and, it's like, okay, well, and we started meeting people ourselves. You know, then we used that and launched and grew. So maybe this other couple is kind of waiting for Mike and Deb to spread their own wings in a way they want them to. They don't want to say, hey, Mike and Deb, quit being just followers, go meet people. So they're going're gonna it's kind of like kicking them out of the nest so to so to speak you know uh and shannon has a good point too the other couple may honestly not consciously be doing it uh as they've known uh the other people longer very true i can honestly say that happens you know you're you're talking to somebody new because we try we try we're not perfect at it i know that's hard to believe you want to giggle really jesus anyways we try fucking that's going in my head damn it we we try if there's someone new to include them but what starts to happen is you initially you're including them but then you get to talking because you have a relationship with the other people and it's like if they don't jump in they kind of get that's where people miss miss read clicks uh yeah yeah exactly i agree with that because you it's just going with who you're comfortable with. Now, we're the first to defend the underdog. Yeah, we are.

I don't know. guts enough to come to an event whatever then we want to try to take and uh get you involved but but i'm gonna say this now because we're all human by the same token if you're new and and look if you latch on to us which is fine it doesn't mean i'm just gonna coddle you the whole night no i mean if you want to follow us around whatever that's fine and we'll try to remember to introduce you but we're not gonna we're not gonna stop our our what we're doing as far as that goes but you know we want to try to include people we hate seeing people just like looking lost because we've been there we've all been there you know so i i don know I guess Here's my thing Mike and Deb Find the silver lining In this Yeah Okay Don't Like I think Mike Is sitting there Don't automatically Assume the worst You know Just like you assumed You were getting fired From work And you weren't Said you had a gift card Fucking twit Anyway I think somebody Saw us Finish your thought anyways so you know don't assume the worst i mean if you want to talk to them talk to them but try to find this use this as an opportunity to branch out and and meet some more people what you may find is if you can bring some people to the table to meet your other friends then then go with it don't just assume the worst if it's really a big deal then have a conversation with them reach out talk to them when it's when you're on your alone time with them and say hey look this is how we're feeling maybe we're reading too much into us just tell us what's going on right you know so that that's that's uh that's uh that's know, so that's my two cents. There you go. That's so cute. Yep. That's the best you can. What's going on with you tonight? Are you here? Are you with it? What? Did I dick you silly earlier today that you're still? Maybe. Wow. You're just all like quiet and shit. Because I don't usually have thoughts going in my head. Wow. Wow. Let me explain that a little bit differently. Okay, that'd be a great idea. I have the ability to clear my mind and not think of a damn thing. You're like a Jedi. And it's like I've always done meditation all my life without ever knowing it. In school, they called that spacing out, but okay. Exactly. But usually when people space out, it's because they have 50 million thoughts in their head. Right, yes. You know how that feels. I do know how that feels. I don't. So when it does happen, I'm sitting here trying to think of what I'm going to say next, and you're just looking at me like, are you going to say something? And I'm like, I have thoughts running in my head. Okay, so a picture inside of my brain is like this. If you think of the movie Jurassic Park, the first one, the very first one, when they're sitting there.

Go to ASNLifestyleMagazine.com and for their awards, you can vote. We are up for like multiple awards. We're up for Crazy Truth is up for Best Adult Podcast. We're up for Adult Entertainment Podcast is Crazy Truth. Best Expo, Crazy Winter Nights. Best Online Retailer, Full Swap Shop. Best Supporting Website, Full Swap Shop. Something else, Full Swap Shop. So we're up for like eight awards. So go on and vote. You can vote every single day. New startup business. Once a day. New business, Full Swap Shop. And our good friends in Midnight Devils are up for entertainment. Lifestyle entertainment. Oh, I didn't know that. Yes, I nominated them, actually. Oh, so vote for them as well. So, check us out. Vote us in. Whatever. That's one thing. Number two, go to crazykazba.com. Check out our website. We've got all kinds of cool shit on there about us. There's more stuff that's going to be coming soon. We're working on it. So, make sure you check out crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, K-A-Z-B-A, K-A-S-B-H, at, no. Fuck. How about just, fuck, crazycasba.com. There's no dot in there. And also, be listening, fullswapradio.com. It's up and running. It's going to be better. We're going to start moving our shows to Sunday nights on fullswapradio.com. That's our radio station. We have multiple, for right now, we have multiple of shows on fullswRadio.com. I promise you, we are changing the way you're going to listen to podcasts. Stick with us, kids. Go big. Go home. And if people who don't like it can pretty much go, fuck off, because I don't care. Tell me how you really feel. Tell me what you want. Okay. Tell me what you want, what you really, really want. Don't do that. We can get sued for that shit no fuck off yes oh that's right we can't yeah oh yeah wait never mind okay hey we're back i'll have voices you know i'm gonna we're gonna have new stuff coming we're gonna now you're not too we're gonna have new stuff coming are we ready for question number two shall we shall we continue to move forward with questions sure i'm getting warm it's because you turned the heater up My feet are cold But my boobs are sweating You know it's fun At some point in time we're going to be able to do these On a station where you can sit there naked We can do the show naked No one cares if I'm naked I don't know if anybody cares This question I can't wait to get the feedback from our page as I can do this question. Do what? This question. Oh, feedback? Are you listening to anything that I say today? No, I couldn't understand that part. Don't be a dick. Very blondish acting today. Sexy as fuck and very blondish. Okay, so come on, Blondie. Okay. So here it is. We have been playing for five years. We used to play as a couple, but many times, uh, my husband does not want to play to play. Well, fuck. He likes to watch other couples and masturbate. I still go play my My husband does not get off watching me. Before COVID and since, we have really been treated badly, and people are starting to say that my husband is a creeper. It's what he enjoys. How is that being a creeper? This is from Michelle and Tony in Chicago. Rob's naked. Good, Rob. That's what what it should be uh okay do you need me to read the question again no i heard it okay okay so on one hand it can be and on one hand it cannot depends which hand one hand would be the hand. One hand would be a stranger in the night. I gotcha. Oh, serious. Okay, so I read this question, and that was my first thing was like, okay, well, that's kind of a, you know, yucking somebody's yum type thing. Whatever ish.

They're naked as well. God, everybody's naked watching our shows. Text us your pictures. No, what are you doing? No. You can get us booted on all the different things. Stop it. Okay. Anyways, back to where we're at. I won't take my shirt off. Focus. Focus for two seconds. Okay. Okay. So Shannon put communicate, communicate. Well, are they still having sex together no they're not having sex together at all at all he just needs to make sure the couple knows that's his thing uh and shelly's naked as well in the tub awesome okay so we get we make people get naked okay here's the thing this is you guys are all exactly right i read this question like, okay, why would people think he's being a creeper? So I reached out to them. Okay. This is where shit gets a little bit more bizarre. Amy, I can't believe you're not naked. Step up your game. Okay. Cut Amy some slack. So when I reached out to them, the problem has been. What what are you doing i was zipping my pants okay okay is that okay with you i'm gonna stop put your cooter away for just a little bit i'll wait it's gonna wait it's all good okay it makes for great listening Anyways, when I reached, when I went I reached out to them, here is the problem with it. I asked them, I said, so going to events, he is watching other couples, he's talking to other couples, and he is watching them have sex, and he masturbates. What am I missing? And they go, you're not missing anything. I said, so who's saying he's a creeper? Are people that are watching him masturbate to jack off to the couples, are they saying that he's being a creeper? No, the couples having sex are saying he's being a creeper. Okay, we'll pause. Is he like going into rooms where just one couple or two couples are having sex and he's sitting off to the side jacking off that here we've had that happen to us there's where the the change falls in with this what has happened is that well we kind of had it it's it's been a couple of different ways that this has happened they have been a couple were at a house party sounds it sounded like a bigger house party like 10 15 couples pretty good size house party okay so everybody's naked and he's just walking around just walking up to whoever's fucking and just sitting there jacking off, just watching. House party, not as big a deal. But it's also been at hotel takeovers, and it has been at other events, and he is literally just walking into a room because he doesn't feel like he should have to ask because he's not involved in their sex act that he is just masturbating he's just sitting there jack he's walking in on people watching and some and apparently at one event they couldn't get into the room that close is there's it was the door was open but it was kind of blocked so people it was obviously it was okay to watch but not come go into the room so there's a bunch of people standing there watching and he just starts jacking off and it's like and i'm so as i'm hearing this i'm like i said so is nobody is he asking anybody he doesn't feel like he should have to ask to do this and and the people are not inviting him they're not inviting him to participate he he his belief is and both their belief is because he's not acting he's not putting his trying to get his dick involved he's not trying to have anybody touch his dick no but we knew a single male when we were at a party would go up to people and go do you mind if i watch right exactly but he at least asked he asked rob has a good point in lifestyle once you're labeled a creeper uh you're pretty much fucked and that's actually pretty very true pretty true mom is in the room oh good amy it's good no okay so and but here's the thing yes it even though he is not i understand i don't understand it but i understand the thought process of going well he's not wanting to be touched by them. He's not, he's and i said i go he's not coming on them or anything nope he'll come into he'll have a kleenex and come into a kleenex he's not coming on anybody is he like way away and just watching or is he up close he he's as close as he can get oh but that kind of verges on creepy if you were going to stand at like the door or door or. Yeah. What the hell was that? Who knows? Or you're going to, you know, if you're standing up against the wall. Like, we had somebody one time when that one club opened in the bigger town next to us. Yes. We went and you were having sex with some girl on the bed. I don't remember what I was doing. It wasn't having sex, but I probably probably was eating her out or some shit but there was a guy that we knew from a different state over that was sitting in the corner and he was jacking off but it got to where his wife was sucking his but he was he was a little bit distanced off we have seen people here's part of the problem some people will try to use that as a way to get an invite into something true which is a problem okay we got all kinds of good comments coming up uh mike uh without an invite oh where the fuck did it just go without an invite uh violating some of the most basic rules yeah because without being an invite whether or not you're involved in the sex act if you're that is a form of a sex act you should be invited you should ask permission to do something like that or be invited you're not normally gonna people aren't gonna go oh you want to watch right right you know so you'd have to be invited well and and charlotte has a good question is he not asking because he doesn't want to interrupt the flow i don't that a good question. I didn't ask him. It doesn't sound like it. It really came across as an entitlement thing of he shouldn't have to. Now, Amy had a great point in here, and this is awesome. She put, I wonder if a woman did this, would she be a creeper too? There is a double standard lifestyle. That is because no one would have problems with a girl doing it fact they'd invite her to come on the bed yeah i mean they most likely yeah a girl would have to say a woman would have to say no no i just want to i just want to master i just want to you know i just want to so the the here's the reality of it yeah there is double standards in the lifestyle and it's not fair and it sucks but sometimes you have to you have to even though life isn't fair and the rules aren't always fair you have to know if you are a guy and even though you're married and you're walking around she's done it i can i can see that i can Yeah, Amy, you dirty girl. If you are, if you just have to see that. Amy, you dirty girl. You just have to understand that there are certain norms you just don't break, social norms and values you don't break, even if they're not fair. Okay, Mike put one thing, an open public area for an exhibitionist is different versus a private room like a club, which is very true. You know, if he's walking, I didn't ask him, if he's walking into closed doors or things like that, because, again, that's not okay. A closed curtain, a closed door is not okay to invite yourself into. No. But it sucks because Amy's exactly right. If it was a woman, there would be no problem. But it's no different than a strip club. If a woman, you will go to a strip club and watch women grope strippers all day long. Nobody gets thrown out. A guy does that, he's getting his ass fucking thrown out. Now, when we first started going to parties, the very first hotel one that we went to our door ended up being open and people were coming in watch there was like what three couples going at it yeah so there was like couples walking in because you were cracking jokes and if one of them would have started rubbing one off it wouldn't have been a big deal no but i I was cracking jokes. I was like, hey, look, the young people come in to watch this old people have geriatric sex. Because the girl that I was fucking was like, she's like, quit calling jokes. They can't come if you're telling jokes. Yeah, because I was making her laugh and I was fucking hammering. It was more no laughing with dicks in your mouth. Yeah, that was one. Yeah, no laughing with dicks in your mouth.

It still wouldn't bother me. It wouldn't bother me. Rob has a great, a great statement right here. Always tell men to read, quote unquote, read the room. And that is, that's very, very true. What's the norm what's the feel of the room that's look here's the other thing i'm going to put out there i ask i asked michelle and tony their ages and i'll tell you why i asked this in just a second so they are a little bit older than us uh so they are early 50s. Okay. Okay. Here's why I asked this question. And this is going to set shit ablaze here a little bit. But if he was 30-year-old, hard body, rocking, you know, just fucking solid abs, whatever, and a fucking seal killer dick, okay, he could probably get away with it more because he would be a higher desirable level than a guy kind of pudgy, you know, in your fifties, thinning hair, because let's face it, if I go walking, if you take, okay, when I had long hair, when I was in my twenties, right? 20 years old, long hair, whatever, ripped up jeans, the whole look, right? Versus 48, longer hair, ripped up jeans, the whole fucking, fuck off, bitch, the whole fucking look, okay? And you could put us side by side and walk into a bar, a club, or whatever. The 20-year-old version of me could get away with way more than the creepy old guy version of me at 48. That's just a fucking fact. That's just an age thing. Even though I can fuck better, all you 20-somethings, please fucking fact even though i can fuck better all you 20 somethings please listen even though i can fuck way better at 48 than i can could at 20 at 20 right it's just the truth because i'm a creep i don't remember it yeah that's how unmemorable it was now you come like a fucking that's not true because you came back we fucked back and we fucked like rabbits. Shut up! I'm trying to get a point across! God, I'm never going to get to bang anything under 40 again. Anyways, the thing is, no, but I mean, it makes sense. A guy, where I have bald spots, or spots thinning, they're not bald, they're thinning, so my hair is a little more wispy. My long hair doesn't look as cool as it did when i was 20 so it can look something can look a little more as a creeper when you're older than when you're younger and it just it's the reality of the lifestyle it is what it is if look how's another how's it if okay here's one let's do it this way this was fucking no still creepy yeah uh okay yes and and as you're right still creepy don't know who he is just walking in the room stroking nope if we're in a public area different story okay i'll give you that one true but okay but let's put it this way what's it what's a so here's okay so why did he stop having sex with his wife all together he they still sometimes but they he just doesn't get off on it anymore and i didn't ask him and i should have i fucked up on this one because it threw me for a loop like we're not in the hot wife scene by any stretch because he doesn't watch her but the thing is is i still like i love watching you get fucked okay okay it that will fucking rev me up like a fucking none other so it it threw me for a loop where he doesn't get off on that my thought would you know that that again whatever everybody's different but you know uh he doesn't have i did ask this he doesn't have a problem with her fucking it's not like he oh my god i can't watch my wife get fucked it just doesn't do it for him so i you know here's the other thing i would throw out here because i i just wonder and this is something that they're gonna to have to take and figure out, Amy watches too much porn, that could be a really good thing, a porn addiction, so addicted to porn that watching other people jack up or watching other people fuck is close. Oh, live porn is a hell of a lot more erotic. Well, and maybe the thing that he's going to have to explore is, maybe it is a porn addiction, maybe it is, maybe it's not so much the watching other people fuck that maybe he's getting off on the voyeurism for him he gets off on on on the voyeurism and the only reason i think it would be a great the only reason i think would be a great thing for him to figure that out is that when he figures out the part that's really a turn on to him, he's going to be able to maximize, they're going to be able to maximize their lifestyle experience. If he figures out that the voyeurism part of it is the part that's hot for him, well then maybe he won't need to be with another couple and he can set up his own scenes where people are going to come and watch him jack off or I don't know. I mean, I'm just, I'm just throwing that out there. You know what I mean? Now, now that he's got this label as a creeper though, you know, probably the only thing that he's both of them, her and especially is going to have to go around saying around saying no he really just likes to masturbate watching people yeah i i mean i think i think that that might change it around maybe he gets off on being a creepy old dude fucking bitch damn it that's awesome i love it i mean that's so funny anyways uh no that's that what I do. That's what I like to get off on, being a creepy old dude. Anyways, well, yeah, no, I think the only way now to not only are they going to have to go together, she's going to have to go with him to, like, she plays and he waits until she's done playing. and then when he wants to go do this, she goes in with him so that they see they're together. A couple. And see that maybe she says, maybe he's not comfortable asking or that kills it for him that she can go in first and go, my husband likes to masturbate to watch. Would it be okay? Yeah. You know, they need to be a team at that point in time. You know, they need to be a team. Mike put it's like two singles going into a party. No single guy should get away with that. You need consent to watch unless public party room. I agree with that. You know, and shall I put it again also? Yes, they need to go as a couple. The only way you're going to eliminate this creeper tag is going as a couple and letting people know that you're together. Now, her job, literally, and this can be the other thing when they figure out what is really his turn on. But she needs to be, at this point in time, Michelle needs to be Tony's wingman a little bit and help to reverse that. Here's the thing. With with covid and everything and there hasn't been as many parties and whatever there's still a time to save yourself sort of but you need to actively do that and and then look at how you need to change your behavior so yes you can still get what enjoy, but in a way that is not creepy. Look, in the lifestyle, and it's almost time for us to go, but in the lifestyle in general, here's the reality of it. We all have certain things that we like, right, with kinks, and we all hear it, we say it all the time, don't yuck somebody else's yum. Okay, that's fine, but we also all have a responsibility to make sure that you are thinking about and you're conscious of how your things are going to come across to people. A really simplistic example of this is, obviously, you all know I paint my nails black, right? And we're black fingernail polish. So there are times when I go to non-lifestyle events, right? I take off my nail polish because I know that with that nail polish, there's going to come, it's going to get a different response from some people, right? So it's the same thing with sex acts in the lifestyle. You need to think about that a little bit. Look, if your thing is to carry, you know, you're in a knife play and that rock on that's your thing and you like to carry a fucking you know a jacket filled with knives covered with knives from head to toe on you you got to know if you're walking on a party you're gonna scare some people you have to be conscious that so there you go so there you go all right so best of luck you know what best of luck to mike and deb in austin texas and to michelle and Tony in Chicago. Hopefully we helped. I think we did.