Send us Fan MailThis week we try to help 2 different couples making the transition from Soft swap to full swap. One couple it was by choice the other not so much. This show, proves regardless of what you are into, the adult alternative swinging lifestyle takes lots of communication. The 1st couple ran into the bad 1st experience. A play partner with a kink for degrading talk during sex, but did not tell this new couple. Feels where hurt and a reexamine of whether or not swinging is in their future. The other couple, well you need to listen to the show to understand but both the Husband and the wife are NOT on the same page as to what they are wanting in the lifestyle. Check out how we answer their questions and see if you agree. Want to hear all our shows? go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at http://www.fullswapradio.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbh)Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm the host, the ghost with the most gray the host with the gray and the host with the most cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and all not natural redhead miss amanda hey i think really well i know it's not natural i mean do you hide that fact no no i mean it's not like you're like, what? Now they know my secret. No, I say I color my hair to hide the gray, but I don't. And you shave the drapes so you don't have to match them. Speaker2: So it works. Speaker1: It fucking works out. I know you shave the carpets. You'd match the drapes. Speaker3: Never mind. That'd be weird. Speaker1: That means you'd shave your head and dye your pubes. That's the way I said it. Speaker4: Well, I could do that. Speaker1: That would be dumb. Speaker4: It would be dumb, but I could do it. Speaker1: It would be funny, but it'd be dumb. Speaker3: It's just hair. Some of it's scruffy hair, sandpapery What? Oh, my hair Yeah, pubes are not soft They're brillo-ish in nature Mine was soft No, it wasn't It wasn't like cuddling up with a a Ooh soft bunny Oh it's pube hair No it fucking feels like a Like a fucking Not quite a wire brush But kind of right there You want me to grow back? No I have no point in time Have I ever liked it Wanted it back I hate that that's a trend Coming back now anyways I know It's like what are you fucking are you fucking, what is wrong with you people? Jesus. Yeah. As long as it's out of the way, it's just some of the 70s fucking Chewbacca shit's coming back. It's like, what in the fuck is, Jesus. I don't know. Everybody has their own thing. Just go with it. No. Oh, I don't want to go with it. I don't want to. No, actually, I don't care. Let your pubes be however they want to be. If you're in a certain climate and you need a certain pubes a certain way, then roll with it. Some people do it for... Brandon, make it decorative. As long as you make it decorative. Look, as long as you make whatever it is decorative in the world, then that's all that matters. You know, and okay, and I'm going to put this out here right now because I know a lot of people love beards and whatever i can tell you right now i fucking i'm growing this out so i can say one time i grew it out i fucking hate it i it looks like my face is fucking dirty and yeah i've never been one period i got a big fat fucking face anyways with big fat fucking extra chins and now they've got now my chins have a coat on them that's all that all it is and i'm just going to start so i can say i did it and i'm shaving this motherfucker off cannot so how long you gonna let it go uh just long enough to braid then we'll shave it off i don't know i have no no idea braid i'm not gonna braid you wouldn't let me braid anyway you won't let me grow my you won't let me grow my fucking soul patch long and and so i i have no ideas i don't know because i'm not a fan of facial hair no no i don't it's just if it's low and it's trimmed up i'm okay with it i'm getting used to it it's just it's just i don't know it just doesn't it doesn't fucking i don't know well how many times did you try to grow a goatee oh and kept shaving it off until you finally grew okay the reality of it is because i couldn't grow a goatee until i was 28 years old okay and the fact is at 48 there's still parts of this that are patchy as fuck yeah anyway real quick let's do our sponsors while we still have them oh yeah we haven't done that have we uh yeah no we haven't hey for those of you just tuning in sponsor time on the show uh don't forget alt playground.net hey we talk about it why do we talk about it because they send us checks uh also but don't we talk about because it's a great place to go we're there as well visit us find us on alt playground uh literally millions of profiles swingers like-minded folks you want to make sure you check it out uh places for pictures videos information you name it it's got it alt playground.net check it out today find us become part of our community there as well also i've said it once i've said it twice i've said it i'll say it again tits may sag balls may droop but a few beautiful brains last forever smart swingers read that's right so make sure you become one of the 3 million readers of ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. 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Okay, there you go so uh yeah so yep stuff words things whatnot i can't believe you lost your sunglasses i had no shit she bought me really really badass super dark which i like super dark like vampire dark shades for christmas and now she's got to go order me another pair because i lost them uh because and hopefully she didn't spend a lot of money because what's my rules with shades cheap sunglasses i like cheap sunglasses because they make them darker than fuck i mean i couldn't see in the house with them on which that tells you how and i loved them that's why i ordered you another pair it's not your first pair no and i lost them so now you gotta order me another pair i can't believe you lost well that's all right at least you still have amazon prime it's not like they've forgotten who you are my Alexa just went off in my office to remind me that we have something in our cart that would we like to go ahead and purchase it no Alexa we fucking should wouldn't but thanks for reminding us that we haven't spent enough money with you today specifically you fucking cunt I don't think Like Amazon and Alexa are even related. Yes. Yeah, it was Amazon.
Speaker1:
It was a message Through Alexa From Amazon To tell me But Alexa's Google Alexa's a bitch And she whores herself out To anybody Who will pay her money Maybe they are related I don't know It's all one and the same It's a conspiracy man I can't keep up With all that shit I don't know it's all good She's just doing her job She's just doing her job I want to name her Let's see if she can tell me that I don't think you can rename I really honestly have no idea I don't know I have an app on my phone for it The thing is there's a blizzard coming So I'll give me something to do during the blizzard Let's try alexa dirty names this southern girl hates no because it sucks she has to ride in the car on the way to work and ride in the car on the way home i'd rather just sit in my house and watch it and and watch her her midwest husband shovel and who shoveled today how much did you shovel The whole fucking sidewalk. Not how much cement. How much snow was there? Not much. Uh-huh. There we go. So when it's the 12 inches of snow, normally 12 inches would. I would help you because I usually do, but I'll be at work. You will bitch all the time in 12 inches of snow. It's the only time that you bitch about 12 inches. You will bitch about 12 inches. If you're standing in snow up to your knee. That's a bad joke. If you have dick up to your knee, you don't fucking usually say that. But, you know, but if you fucking, yeah, I know how this goes. I'm just fucking with it. You do very good for a southern girl. You do very good for a southern girl. When I first moved to Nebraska and the first snowstorm living on my own, I walked to work because I was terrified to drive in it. Which means you're already smarter than most of the drivers in the Midwest that will still get out in their car and have no idea what the fuck they're doing. and dodge and on foot nobody does that no nobody no just a little southern girl you even offered in the snow if you needed to tomorrow to walk home from work which i did i'll let you do that so yeah i've run half marathons and you're not gonna let me walk home from no you you're it's eight miles for your four foot eleven there will be drifts taller than you and you will blend in and it will just look like a snow person moving. I will fucking really, I will slap you silly. I will slap you silly. See, Shannon cleared that up. Alexa is Amazon. Sirius Apple, I know that because I changed mine to a dude. And Google is Google. Google has another name though besides Google, doesn't it? No, that's just what I'm trying to name it. Okay, let's get on. I've got some interesting questions tonight. We've had interesting questions the past couple weeks, and I've got some more of the time that I think are really good. Yay. No, I'm kidding. What in the flying fuck was that? What was that was trying to participate more i'm not one for participation bullshit all right so we're not even gonna work is that a snort in there what the hell was that what okay for those listening i put my santa glasses on because of my big white gray fucking beard and my big fat gut. All right. Anyway, so. Your beard is blonde. It has some gray in it. It has a little bit of salt. A lot of salt, no pepper. Anyways, okay. Pepper is bad for your gastrointestinal system. Okay. So this is from good people wanting fun, and they're out of Connecticut.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Good people wanting fun, they're out of Connecticut. And away we go.
Speaker3:
We are, or have been in the lifestyle about a year and a half.
Speaker1:
We've always been a soft swap only couple, and we finally did our first full swap we had met the couple a few times no play in the past and we're excited when we all agreed to play it was horrible i was like uh-oh as soon as everything started the mail was aggressive but the really bad part was the derogatory talk, calling my wife his dirty slut, fucking whore, you're my bitch, etc. Once they were done, they were back to normal. Neither of us did anything to stop him. My wife gave me the signature that we needed to leave and was in tears by the time we got to the car. She was hurt, embarrassed, feels dirty, and furious at me for not stopping it. Our swinging may be done. Please help. Oopsie! It's not really an oopsie. It's what people are into. how long have they been in the lifestyle wait let me get my glasses back on they've been in the lifestyle about a year and a half they have always been a soft swap couple so this was their first this was their first adventure into full swap okay so so soft swap if they knew't... No, they didn't know. They had met the couple a couple of times, no play. Okay, well, I heard that part, but I assume that they had met them... Are you here? Are you listening to the question? I'm fucking with you. Go ahead. Go ahead. Just shut up. I'm assuming that if they had met a few times, that they had talked. Yes, they had talked, and then once the play started. But never came up about that. Right. It just once. Basically, their problem is it's a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Everything was fine. And then all of a sudden, once the sex started, he went into some fucking different place, some different planet, so to speak. And she was caught off guard. So, okay. all when I reached out to him I'm like my question to them was what was he doing because I want to address the issue of her being furious at him for not stopping it okay okay because I understand to a degree I can understand her point of view and his thing is is that to a large degree he he was he didn't hear a lot of it to begin with he heard parts of it towards the the end and was just really caught off guard and and they're both their whole thing was this was like a literal super nice guy everything's whatever to all of a sudden turn into like the super aggressive sex fiend and i said what was what was his wife like and he goes she was really really quiet wonder why so so i mean here's here's the the challenge you have i I mean, somebody just put it that that was awful. And that is a different comment. That is awful. Okay, so for people just listening, you don't know, we're doing this in front of our secret, secret Facebook group, Crazy Casbah, which, shh, don't tell the others. Let us know. We'll add you to to it so we'll have some comments from them as we go through i get it where number one my thing to him is you guys need to talk and her anger towards you will subside you need to be honest and let her know that you didn't know you didn't hear most of it and then you need to understand that she needs to understand also not understand but you need to make sure that you expressed her you were just as caught off guard as she was if you've never done a full swap thing before and you've never seen this well it took us i'm trying to think of how long it was until we hooked up to one couple that liked to dirty talk and we're just like, ugh, and I was put off by it. But I haven't had anybody, you know, degrading. But it's a kink. It's, yes, it's a kink, but it's, if we would have had, you would have been been fucking livid You'd have been livid Here's the reality If this would have happened to us Since the very beginning Before we were well established At the very beginning Yes I would have said Neither one of us would have said Now if that happened If you didn't say it Which would be rare You would have no problem going Shut the fuck up I don't like that No I wouldn't say that you know me by now you would say i don't like that i would just i i don't care for a lot of joking around i like and i'll do it right back but when it gets to to dirty talk and all that i don't get into it but see that's not dirty talk no it's degrading that's degrading and the thing is you would say you you now would make it you would make it obvious either to them or to me or to me i would turn around and go i don't like that don't don't do it yeah you you would have no problem now when we first started you wouldn't have and i would have been just as shocked and i wouldn't know what to say now it would be if i heard that and i would hear you say i don't like that stop and then if it continued i would have no problem turn around going she said knock it the fuck off i'm trying to think if anybody's ever said that said you know even called me a slut or something i don't think anybody has no one no one ever has done that okay so some of the things is that uh shelly puts they need to realize this isn't going to happen every time that's very true kelly put i don't understand why she didn't speak up to the playman at the time i think kelly she didn't speak up at the time because this was their first experience in full swap yeah so okay we we're a little bit different we didn't start off as a soft swap couple we started directly off full swap i do know we have had experience with soft swap couples it is a different mindset swinging wise soft spot soft swap than full swap and i can see if it's taking you if you've been in this what i said no no i can't remember shit jesus a year and a half a year and a half and you're just making that transition which we're not bagging on anybody for how long that before they transition comfort thing but to have it's taken a while to get to that comfort level to all of a sudden go and the first thing you run into is someone that is doing this well but they hooked up with them as a comfort level because they had talked to him a couple of different times. So it's all a comfort thing that just caught them off. I think it just caught her off guard. Well, I think so now, too. And I think part of what now, I don't think there's anything wrong with them saying, reaching out to the couple and saying hey this is that what because look this couple is going to want to know you know how this goes you and i both know no i think i would keep my mouth shut until they reached out and wanted to hook up again and go you know i don't like to be degraded do you do you okay well but do you think because i wouldn't start something because maybe they didn't have a good time either yeah but this guy okay but look at this point to a degree to be helpful if nothing else she made at least she made it outside i said did she show any emotion inside he goes no it was once she got outside then she burst into tears okay i'm sorry if this couple if the couple they hooked up with just that's their kink and they got tied caught up in the moment they need to know that that's not okay because i don't think they want the reputation going around going because what if she'd have burst into tears there what if it'd been a party what if bursting in the tears would have been going down the hallway of a hotel party you know uh and kelly puts she needs to realize it's her bubble and yes part of it is she needs to and it's a learning curve she needs to know to say stop uh mike had put on there a safe word this again granted it's hard because it's your first time but okay even first jumping into swinging or even full swap for that matter why would you think you need a safe word maybe they don't know anybody in the kink community to know you need a safe word well yeah and that's i wouldn't have known it well okay i read 50 shades of gray and i know that there's a safe word but i wouldn't have expected that i was going to run into everybody that was into bdsm yeah well we didn't have one here's the thing actually stop you know the one thing is this is not a kink it may be a kink but his what the guy did in this was bullshit i'm going to call it what it is it was bullshit because here's the deal we've been doing this for almost a decade how many times have we had somebody we were just talking about how many times has somebody said there and called you called you their dirty slut or called you their bitch how many fucking guys do you think would have balls enough in a room with me oh you're getting to stand there and to actually say that to you they wouldn't why because they'd be afraid i'd get your ass beat the living fucking shit out of him is why and the thing is so if it's a kink and the kink is he wants to fucking get his ass kicked, then rock the fuck on. Because I'm telling you what, if I'm banging some girl and next thing I know, I look over, you're in fucking tears. Somebody's going to die. Well, that did happen, but it was the girl that did it to me. Yes. And had me in tears and I was pissed as fucking hell. Yes. And I didn't say anything in there. No. And I home on the way home four hour fucking drive home right and have did we ever not only did we ever play with him again how long before we ever even spoke to them again oh it was a long time a long time the thing is is if he needs to understand is if we say this all the time if something is your kink you are not allowed to put your kink on somebody else without getting their permission to be a part of it yes we've had this discussion now somebody somebody in here already put in there also to a large degree this is on the other couple they knew that they had newbies and the thing is is that if you are going to take advantage of fucking people you're going to try this fucking happy crappy talking as in calling them fucking people are we talking in terms of the act i'm like i mean this kind of shit pisses me off because this is the reason why what happens is you take a couple that has finally made that jump, which for whatever reason was they finally got to that point. They wanted to expand into full swap. And the first experience they get is some ass clown that basically bullies them because it's hot, fun, whatever. He's got a small dick, feels like a man, whatever the fuck it is to pull that shit and this is a couple then that never shows up again there's a husband right now that's got to spend god knows how many days weeks months years trying to convince his wife because it was probably his idea i didn't ask him whose idea it was to get into swinging to begin with it It was probably his fucking idea. And she feels the key phrase in here, what she feels that's the problem is, uh, it's not the hurt. It's not the embarrassed. It's the fact that she feels dirty. And there's the problem. She feels dirty. She feels like she did something bad. And swinging's not supposed to be bad. And that is the problem. And it's like, okay, it's very simple. If you're into it, if you're into it, then express it. Hey, this is something we like to do. Or at least if nothing else. Amy had said she found most guys kind of ask before they go as far as name calling. Yes. It's like the guys that like to have a paddle. They're not going to just get it out and start whacking you. They're going to say, hey, can I get these out? Hey, by the way. It's the same type of thing, except it's not physical. It's mental. Let's do it doggy. and why you're not going to just get it out and start whacking you. They're going to say, hey, can I get these out? Hey, by the way, let's do it. It's the same type of thing, except it's not physical. It's mental. Let's do it doggy. And while you're not looking, whack. I mean, you know. It kind of happened last night. It was unexpected. But he didn't use a weapon. I mean, basically, this dude took out and did a verbal butt paddling on her when she wasn't ready for it. well here's the other part of it if you do something that's different in theory as a guy or a girl if you're doing something you should be kind of gauging the situation you i'm sorry you can sense people their body something. I was going to say, it had to have caught her off guard at least to be able to look at him with a concerned look on her face. And that guy didn't catch up on it because they're supposed to know to look for signs. Because that guy didn't give two fucks. Nope. And the thing is, you don't, and somebody's going to go, somebody's going to listen to this, and they're going to go, well, but it was the first time, so he didn't know him, he didn't know what to look for. Bullshit. Look, you don't have to know anybody more than two seconds to know when you do something to fucking tweak somebody. So is she more upset with the spouse not speaking up, or at the playmate? And that's a great question, because I kind of kind of asked that too to try to find out and right now it's it's equal she feels like but if he didn't hear right but she's not she's not at this point in time she's not hearing that part she feels focused on other things he wasn't right He, he feels, she feels like he just put her secondary, which we've talked about it. It happens. It does. Because you do get caught up. Amy just put, it's usually easier to blame the spouse. And I can see that to a degree because that's somebody right in front of her right here, right now, to be able to lash out at a little bit and and more of a venting versus right and and his thing is as he goes i when i did hear a little i was just as caught off guard as as she was i can i can see that i can see you know being just like wait a minute when the fuck is going on what did i just hear you know and and not knowing you're new i remember being new you just like go with it because well you've made that plunge you decide who it was going to be and you might as well follow through with it it just well and and at that point in time even when you and i you can't see each other directly it's it's not like you get great eye contact all the time to be able to see for her to shoot that look that says fucking help me type thing or or or whatever so you're new you're caught up in the moment and i think he has to understand he needs to give her time to as much venting on him as there is she will come to the anger will come and be placed in the right spot as it works that way he just needs to listen to her and let her keep venting about it and hugging her and telling her it will be okay understanding and not give up because not everybody is like that. Well, Amy goes to laugh my ass off the first time. It's usually the one you pretend it never happened. That's about the truth. Well, and here's the other thing I think he has to do. And usually I don't give advice to people via the email that I wait until the show right because that's you know this is what we do and then they won't listen but the one thing i did tell them was this is not you know like so many things in life somebody gets in a car accident or they something happens to them you the old saying of you know you got to brush yourself off and get back on that horse this is not one of those things where you push to hurry and get back on that she you need to they need to take all the time that she needs and that's i'm going to stress that part because as a couple i think it's very easy that something happens to one half of the couple and the other half goes okay well i'm over it okay it's not about it has to be that the person it happened to they're over it okay so he needs to take all the time that she needs before they get back on that horse she might need a year before she's ready to go to a meet and greet or anything and he needs to be understanding because pushing that um pushing that it just not it's not a good i personally would hurry up and hook up with somebody else to see if they treated the same.
Speaker4:
But it... would hurry up and hook up with somebody else to see if they treated the same. To know if that guy was just a bad apple or if...
Speaker1:
Okay, but is that... Let me ask you this. And I get your point. Is that the... Because I'm going to do something. I'm going to ask this and I'm going to go there. Is that the Miss Amanda with a whole lot of experience or is that young new Miss Amanda first in the lifestyle? Experience. And there's nothing wrong with that because... No, I was so self-conscious. I still am very self-conscious about my body that if I would have been degraded and called something that I would have been so utterly offended that it would take me a while to jump back. Well, and the thing is, and hopefully, and I told them to listen to the show because the thing is, it it's better coming from you for her because here's the deal we and it they need to be on our page and they can watch all these comments of so many people sitting there talking about first time experiences the negative shit that happened first time but it gets better don't let that define don't let that one every guy is that not that way every experience not that way in any way shape or form the reason I say that though ask you if it was the new you or the current you or the young you because the when the guy from high school lied about his girlfriend being okay with pictures and all of a sudden you got a fucking email we weren't even swingers yet sent you and yeah we were we're just new and sent you the email he said yeah yeah it's hard to send pictures and whatever yeah a thousand miles away yeah and then sent blasted you in an email so i walk in our room and your computer like all kinds of fucking twisted because she sent you a fucking email calling you a fucking homewrecker and ho ass bitch uh-huh and it's like and you were just like all I did was send a picture and how and how long did that stick with you for a while now now you would be like okay that's your problem bitch you know you need to talk to your man because he lied. Now I'm like, okay, obviously you don't make him happy. Yeah, so Shelly puts all newbies, cherry popper. Yeah, laugh out loud. Yeah, that's the fucking, and that's the thing. Now there's other people still saying that. i'm kind of torn charlotte said uh that she thinks they should also send uh just an email to the other couple letting know that they they did not like that that was an issue if you feel comfortable about it probably now i would go you know i didn't appreciate that we won't be hooking up again if you don't get emotional ghost people you don't ghost people but if if you okay even me talking about gets me emotional because it pisses me off because i'm a natural protector that's okay so everybody who doesn't understand that the reason that pissed me off and i started to get fired up on that is i'm a natural protector of people that's what i do you have a newbie actually watching it sweet kick ass good remember whatever miss amanda says is probably right uh so no the but the thing is is if you're gonna send them a letter if you're gonna send them an email or whatever you you have to be you can't let you have to be just very like this is the way it is getting emotional doesn't do anything about it. I get pissed about that kind of shit because we do this because we want to make the lifestyle better. But if you send them a letter that goes, look, you fucking dick cock, suck piece of shit, motherfucker. I hope you drop dead and gag on a cock, you whorebag. That's not going to be effective. Tell you really feel. Well, I mean, that's not going to be effective. That's not going to get anywhere. No. Okay? No. And here's the reality. Don't expect a response back because you know what? If they're just newbie hunters, which they're out there, then they're not going to give two shits. Okay? At that point in time, if it works, if it makes her feel better and you guys feel better, like, do it if it's something that you feel like fuck them if they get a bad reputation then you know what that's okay too again you the thing you have to learn in this lifestyle when you're new this is your world this is your adventure this is your trip There is no right or wrong way, per se. If something doesn't feel right, don't do it. If you're not comfortable, say no. If your gut tells you, ah, then don't do it. No one has the right to force you to do anything. The only thing you have to do, you have to be true to yourself and your spouse. And at all point in time, you have to keep that in mind. That's what's most important.
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And you know the sad reality is 95 percent of people in the lifestyle are fucking wonderful people some of the best people in the world but just like any cross-section of the world there's about five percent that are fucking cock knockers and they suck dick. That are what? Cock knockers. Oh, you said cockle. I started to yeah, I got a little confused. Cockle knockers.
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I'm like, flim. I write for Dr. Seuss on the side. But if you think that it's going to stop them from doing it to somebody else, then, yeah, reach out to them, I guess. Yeah. What can it hurt? I will tell you this. There will there will be a time believe it or not you will sit back if you if you choose to stay in the lifestyle that you will sit back and you will talk about this and you will laugh your asses off and you don't know about laughing no you will because you know what you know she'll remember at that point in time that he probably had And was compensated by tucking talk dirty. Doubt she enjoyed it after the first time he called her a slut or whatever anyway. Most likely. You know. So, I mean. But, yeah. So, there you go. So, oh, shit. We're at halfway. We are at halfway. All right. A little past, actually. Because you just. Well, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Shall we? Oh, good grief grief. Visit these words from our sponsors. What do you mean, good grief? I was waiting for, like, some magical character to come in. There's no magical characters. No, what are you talking about? Hi, everybody! Welcome to the Halftime Show at Crazy Drew. Oh, my God, that's loud. You're damn right it's loud. Loud and proud. No, okay, so it's just me. Anyways, hey, if you want to know more about us, check us out at www.crazykazba.com today. Learn all about us. Learn what we do, what makes us tick, what's our talk. Learn more about us today, crazytruth.com. And don't forget, it's coming. It's here by the time this show releases. Fullswapradio.com. Let me say it to you again. I don't forget it's coming it's here by the time this show releases full swap radio.com let me say it to you again full swap radio.com we are here we are allowed we are proud and we are taking over the world full swap radio.com you can hear our show as well as multiple multiple others of the top shows in this genre of adult alternative lifestyle and sex positive full swap radio.com
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Speaker4:
Fucking hey.
Speaker1:
I do that just to fucking throw off our sensors. They'll never know what's going on. Never, never know it.
Speaker3:
Never. OK.
Speaker1:
How are we doing so far?
Speaker4:
Great. Are you tired? You sleepy? you sleepy actually no i'm drinking coffee you warmed up good good actually no not warmed up it's kind of cold my feet are cold we were out late last night we haven't done that forever it was neat i know it was late wow it was like we get in at two o'clock in the morning it's like what the fuck we haven't done that the dogs are
Speaker1:
all fucked up we were all fucked up you know what the fuck is going on weird it was like the olden days we felt so young and alive um i did alive she cried a feast of friends i knew you were gonna say that that's because i always quote i don't know what do you mean you don't know 28 fucking years what do you mean you don't know this is two weeks in a row That you don't know I still got to send out Stickers for last week's for the award winners For who guessed Freddie Mercury Alright so whoever's listening Alive she cried a feast of friends if you can guess What song what band That's from and who it is that I would quote all the time We'll send you a sticker Jesus fucking Christ you have till the end of the show T show. TikTok. Seriously, you have no fucking clue? I have a couple of guesses because there's only so many that you quote. Well, don't tell them now. We want to see whenever our listeners get us. You know that they can cheat and go on Apple and say that to Siri and it'll pull it up. Yeah, but I know that our listeners are badass and they wouldn't do that just to get stickers because that would be mean and rotten to do to me. So, just saying. Okay. While they're thinking about it, just shout it out, kids, when you figured it out. Okay, I've got to get my fucking Santa glasses back on again. I should just print the emails in bigger fucking letters so I can read them. You think you just bring your giant-ass monitor in here and you can read it? Oh, Jesus Christ. No. Really? It's time to pick on you. Yeah, so nice. Because I can't. It's covered. Checking for roots. No problem. Keep looking. Yeah. Got videos I can send out. All right, all right. So, this is, shh, don't tell the others.
Speaker3:
Did Amanda ever do a giant dildo? No. She did do something giant yesterday, but it wasn't a dildo.
Speaker1:
Okay, so.
Speaker4:
Now, here, pause a second.
Speaker1:
Okay, the giant dildo?
Speaker5:
I tried.
Speaker6:
It didn't go nowhere.
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker4:
Either I need to, like, really stretch out or the angle was wrong because I couldn't hold the damn thing with my hand, so I had it sitting on a shoulder.
Speaker1:
Thank God. Well, we'll keep trying. We'll bring it in place. It'll be like a carnival game. Stick the dildo up, Amanda, and win a prize. I'll bring it every time we go somewhere and somebody can look at it and go, oh, holy shit. You missed the music question. Alive, she cried, a feast of friends. So who that is by in song. Quote that. Okay, so this is a question from Dave. And Dave's not here, man. Dave's from Orlandolando florida okay so yep one one more time alive she cried a feast of friends won a sticker step right up won a prize guess your weight won a prize um okay so dave from orlando dave's not here uh from orlando says we are just starting to get in the lifestyle like six months okay good deal. We decided to only do a soft swap to get our feet wet. I get a lot of soft swap questions. I don't deal with a lot of soft swap questions, but I thought, eh, it's a soft swap kind of day. Soft like snow. Very good, Amber. Amber wins a prize. See, that's what I was thinking jim morrison alive she cried a feast of friends uh anyways so uh we're just starting to get our into lifestyle like six months we decided to only do soft swap to get our feet wet see there's your first problem soft swap doesn't involve second feet just saying i'm kidding uh to get our feet wet the problem is we have played three times the first time was fine but each but each of the last two times we started soft swap then my wife gets and quotes in the moment and the next thing i know she's getting fucked which catches uh me and the other wife off guard both of these nights and awkwardly and when we talk about it after she says it's just that
Speaker3:
that you can see. which catches me and the other wife off guard both of these nights and awkwardly and when we
Speaker1:
talk about it after she says it's just that she got caught up in the moment but but when i say i want to do it gets mad and says no uh that i to full swapping and that she's not ready uh am i being pushy like she says. Please help.
Speaker4:
Ha ha ha!
Speaker3:
Ha ha ha!
Speaker1:
Uh... Yeah. Yeah. Yep. So let's recap that question. They're supposed to only be doing soft swap. Okay. So they've soft swap of the three. They've played three times. They've soft swapped once legit soft swapped. The other two times they start soft swapping and the wife gets, quote unquote, in the moment and starts fucking the dude. And then gets then on the way home is like, oh, sorry, I got caught in the moment and gets pissy when Dave says he went he went well let's do both do full swap gets pissy because she's not ready and says he's being pushy i love this kind of shit i love that and before we even answer the question i love this kind of stuff because this is the shit that you sit there and go no way yes this kind of stuff happens all time this is the the challenge this is the shit that you sit there and go no way yes this kind of stuff happens all the time this is the the challenge this is the challenge of lifestyle soft swap generally is oral oral is as far as it goes so my guess soft swap or only it would be oral or uh like hand jobs fingers fingers knees and toes knees, knees, and toes, knees, and toes. Just no.
Speaker4:
There's no penetration of a penis.
Speaker3:
Right.
Speaker1:
And even oral can be.
Speaker4:
Toys included in them?
Speaker1:
Well, this is where, again, soft swap has rules also. Because for some people, soft swap is no penetration. So no fingers either.
Speaker4:
Some people would be no toys. For sure, there's no dicks involved with it. So primarily oral with it. Kelly put, she's selfish. Lifestyle isn't for them. She'll get jealous and pissed off. That's very true. She can't have her cake and eat it too while he star that if he can. So what would happen if he got caught up in the moment and he had sex and she didn't? She'd be pissed as hell. She would fucking lose her. So how is he not getting pissed at her? Well, that's just it. I mean. They have to stick with rules or they need to alter their rules to accordingly well here's one thing i thought was
Speaker1:
interesting that he put and he put both of those nights have ended awkwardly because he says both him and the other one's wife are caught off guard so i said to him i said who's instigating the sex when they get caught off guard
Speaker4:
and his response he goes well she says it just happens so now i hate to say this dave and i you know i don't think actually i know that dave's not his real name so But I hate to say this, but I think that what we have here is a failure to communicate. We did just talk about that last week. But what we have here really is, she's lying. Amy put it, she is. When you're a teenager and you're caught having sex, you well we just got caught up in the moment we all know that's a lie no we were planning on it we were gonna fuck yeah when you can be horny as hell and get caught up in the moment but caught up in the moment you go hold on stop i really need to fuck right now and then drag your husband over to fuck you you know your rules and she broke them and she doesn't care and we also know that guys as a general rule are idiots and when all of the all of our blood is in our dick okay there's a a thing of we're probably going to go through with it although just real quick i wanted those out there although she is without a doubt guilty as fuck the guys if it's catching their wives off guard also are just as responsible well because they're breaking their rules too well you know there was the one time we did hook up with the soft swap couple yes and it was once and i because amanda wanted to eat pussy really bad so i'm like well would y'all be opposed and they go no and she goes well i'm not buying like i don't care do you mind if a girl eats you out and she goes no and i'm like okay rock on so it could have went to
Speaker1:
taco bell but we'd had to drive there so instead i never sucked his dick though no no he asked do you remember he asked because i remember eating her out yes and he he uh because i said can i i think is what i was gonna ask no no you didn't suck his dick because she sucked my dick but he asked her if they could do more why we were right there because we went up with here's here's our what we're wanting to do strictly yeah and and we were and we told him ahead of time we are 100 okay with just that that was just gonna be a soft swap and he asked her in the moment said do you want to do more and she said i'm not comfortable and he's like okay and we're both like okay and she also remember she was like you know i feel really bad and we're like stop don't yeah there is no need you do not have to justify your answer in any way shape or form that happened we'd all been drinking we've been a party we'd all been drinking so we're all well buzzed there were two rock hard dicks and two wet pussies. And we all were still able to have a completely rational.
Speaker4:
I don't remember getting anything out of it.
Speaker1:
We fucked.
Speaker4:
Why don't we did?
Speaker1:
But we were able to have a rational. We stopped. Have a rational discussion. The decision made. No, she did not feel comfortable moving forward. And we're like, okay. and then we went on and finished what we were doing with the soft swap part and said our goodbyes and everything was just fine we were all adults about it our pussies and our dicks didn't take control of our fucking minds amy uh well mike says it does take two yeah again the guys she's this woman is fucking up some other relationships. So that's an issue. Jim, yes, we drink. Fuck you, dude. Amy put, you get caught in the moment, but you can also stop yourself. Yeah, we're all adults. If it happened once, shame on her. If it happened twice, shame on him. I agree with that also. He's enabling her. Who he? Her husband? Her husband, Dave. Well, no, he probably could have said, no, I don't like that, and then she does it again. That's where they need to go, okay, either you're going to follow the rules or we're not doing this. Well, and here's the other thing. There's something else going on. Dave, I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but she's agreed to soft swap and swing for totally, you're both not in this for the same thing. You are both not in this for the same thing.
Speaker4:
And she's not willing to share him at all.
Speaker3:
Right.
Speaker1:
And the thing is, okay, so here's what's happening. It's like she gets to go cheat without cheating. Oh, right there i just got caught up in the moment and and i'm gonna tell you dave what's gonna happen also if this continues your wife is gonna get a reputation really fucking fast and you're not gonna have any other fucking soft swap couples that are gonna have any interest because it's going to get around that she wants to fuck your husband you know oh she says soft swap but then she's trying to fuck the husband oh that's gonna get around what is she doing when he's not around well that yeah that that yeah uh it's i mean it look rules get broken all the time in a lifestyle, especially when you're new. The first time it should have had a lot of communication afterwards about, I thought we were going to do this, and if you're going to do it, well, I'm going to, too. Well, right. If I look over and you're fucking, I'm going to turn around and. Take that out for a second. The one thing we, our experiences, our limited experience, when you're with a soft swap couple, soft swap couples are pretty set on being soft swap couples, okay? So it's not a whole lot of soft swap. Hey, we're going to agree to soft swap and then we just randomly fuck. No, in the last 10 years, that's not what we have seen. So what that says is these other soft swap couples aren't walking away going, what the fuck just happened? We agreed to this, not this. Now, those guys that are doing this, I'm sure that there's probably two other couples that are having issues right now because this bitch got caught up in the moment it makes you wonder if the couple that they hooked up with was swap soft swap or if they were full on regular maybe he kind of pressed it a little bit and then she's just if you yeah you know if you sense a woman's into it and then you can kind of push your way and then it's like the oops it it accidentally slipped in. Just the tip. Well, and here's the other part, and I didn't, okay, and I fucked up a little bit because I didn't ask Dave some questions like how long they'd been hanging out. Was it like a set of prearranged meetup? Was it, you know, we met at a party, and then we just decided to go do this? Because here's the truth, and this not to let dave's wife off the hook in any way shape or form but you know if you're at a party and i'm flirting with the wife and you and the hubby over flirting whatever you guys are talking about i don't know because i'm talking to the girl i'm flirting so right you know we can't 100% say i mean granted both the two the person with the penis and the person with the vagina that the penis is in are equally responsible for the that's going on okay so but if dave wasn't there if they weren't there the whole time to know that that wasn't a preconceived they both agreed to hey we're going to do this and we'll just say this true but there starts to be a pattern here one time I can see that there's how many sneaky people you're going to run into. But there's just a lot of shit here. There's a whole lot of issues that these are the type of people. And it sounds, it sounds to me like Dave is being a little naive, okay? But these are people that need to not be in the lifestyle because- Which one, the soft swap couple? Dave and his wife. Okay. Because they're obviously not on the same page. They are drama. They are drama. And they are bringing that drama to other people. They're basically, everybody they play with right now, if they went and played with somebody else this coming weekend, based on what has happened the past three times, they are drama waiting to happen at the next one
Speaker4:
three times or two times? Two. The first time
Speaker1:
that was legit they just soft swapped and then the next two times with two other couples she got caught up in the moment and fucked so they've hooked up three times or played three times the first time was stage swapped soft swap what it's supposed to be a different couple the next time she got caught up in the moment and fucked another couple got caught up in the moment and fucked And then we're going to go ahead. times the first time was stage swap soft swap was supposed to be a different couple the next time she got caught up in the moment and fucked another couple got caught up in the moment and fucked so the pattern is getting caught up in the moment and fucked and he and he wants to get his you know he wants to get caught up in the he wants his moment in time i just want my moment i just that's it what about me um yeah so but these people are bringing you know their shit they don't have their poop in a group and so they're fucking spewing that shit on everybody else they hook up with i mean if i was throwing a party and this kind of fucking bullshit here's what's gonna happen seen this crap they're gonna be they're gonna hook up with another soft swap only couple dave's wife is gonna get quote unquote caught up in the moment the dude that she got caught moments with wife is gonna lose her fucking shit and there's gonna be a fucking fist fight and a screaming match at a fucking house party you know what i mean because she's gonna be pissed as fuck at her husband who accidentally had it slip in and pissed at this chick who fucking got caught up in the moment dave's going to be sitting there just wanting to die and everybody's going to be watching this fucking shit show just going what in the fuck just happened and that is the fucking problem right there now if you know dave videotape all their activities because i want to see that shit show no i'm just kidding no dave here's that'll get some hate mail dave just put your foot down dude it didn't she's not caught up in the moment that much okay she is not gonna need to put rules put your foot down about the rules or the rules need to change or get some duct tape and slap that on her back sorry it's closed chastity belt there you go you know what dave if you got a cattle prod and kept a hold of the cattle prod and when she started to get too much into it just zapped her once then i'll bet she won't be in the moment again don't do that i'm just i'm just fucking around again don't send don't send i'll get hate mail for that fuck i'll be all people he said abuser no i did not I said taser. There's totally something different. No is a great time to go. All right. Hey, again. So there you go. Watch out for them soft swap kids. They're crazy. I know. I thought it was a good... Hopefully we helped. Hopefully for the folks just looking to have a good time in Connecticut and Dave, hopefully we helped you guys. Yeah. If not, let us know. Give us follow-up. We'll have to do a follow-up show. We've been asked to do a follow-up show with some of these people. So maybe I'll work on that. All right. With that being said, it is time. Good night, sweetheart. Well well it's time to go boom so uh again to our sponsors altplayground.net the big board the big wall pictures videos education so very much more and don't forget the crazy truth is there sign up today altplayground.net uh do what you want to do but be there and sign up with us also remember tits may sag balls may drop but a beautiful brain will last forever smart swingers read asnlifestylemagazine.com be one of the three million readers today uh so be three million and one and read their stuff good good to go and remember you listen to the show, you read the mag, be a super fan and buy that fucking swag. FullSwapShop.com. Check it out today. And don't forget to start checking out FullSwapRadio.com because radio killed, no, video killed the radio star, but we're bringing back the radio star with FullSwapRadio.com. So, also emails at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-s-b-h at gmail.com go to our personal website learn about who we are who are we what where are we i don't know who we are dave's not here man uh at www.crazycasbah.com uh follow us on we're on twitter atcrazy we're on youtube which is youtube.com backslash casba we're on instagram don't fucking care to check it that you don't check it i don't check it check it uh we are on well we you parts of you badge is on you uh pornhub.com check that out don't read that much of my badge no i did put a fucking video on you did a fucking video a fucking video no a fucking video uh is on there as well as your only fans uh blah blah i think the only places to find us so doing it the only way i know we're leaving early how am i way fucked up on time no it's like three minutes three minutes till. It's good. Is it? Okay. Well, think of a commercial. Think of something you really like. Take three minutes and think about it. We'll give you a minute.
Speaker4:
You're a dick.
Speaker1:
It's kind of like a silent prayer, but it's a silent ad.
Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker1:
Anyway, so until next time, I'm dealing with the only way we know how, the only way we ever fucking will, and the only way I fucking want to. Casbah style.
