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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am the slightly disheavaled host with the most i am cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and communicating much better than i am miss amanda hey we're here to titillate ten late and figure out what the fuck is going on because this is where you know you and you say when you talk about it goes with our conversation earlier about emotional thinkers and logical thinkers and, you know, on the logical side. Okay. So, yeah, anyways, we're all good. Are you serious? I know, and you do a wonderful job. So it's awesome. So for those of you that don't know, our secret, secret Facebook page just got hit by Facebook. So we're on a different one of our secret Facebook pages. Shh. Crazy classifieds. Don't tell the others. Fuck. Whatever. Anyways, before we get going, this is season four. This is the second show of season four, which would be episode one. I don't know. Fucking 40 or one. Oh, hold on. I'm going to tell you. I'm i'm not gonna fucking do it wrong 139 it's gonna be episode 139 for your take it get out your handy dandy note cards uh but first let's give a huge shout out to our sponsors shall we uh www.altplayground.net hey you know what it's new it's exciting there's lots of stuff we're there that makes it super cool uh you know obviously page site you got to check them out Speaker2: big board Speaker3: broadcast corners all kinds of stuff that makes it super cool. Obviously, page site, you've got to check them out. Speaker1: Big board, broadcast corners, all kinds of stuff. You name it, check out altplaygrounds.net today. Make sure you find Crazy Casbah, Crazy Truth. We're on there as well. We'd love to have you part of that community of ours also. And remember, smart swingers are swingers that read. Reading makes you sexy. Looking at pictures make you sexy. Tits may sag, balls may droop, but a brain will last forever. So make sure you go and subscribe to our good friends, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com today. Get ready. Hey, it's time. They are going to be moving a month from now. The awards are out, and they're going to start doing voting. And we're up for like eight awards right now believe it or not so you have somebody that requested to join this oh i did okay see okay all right so anyways uh so yeah awesome approved okay so anywho uh what was it oh yeah and remember you've listened to the show you've read the mag be a super Thank you. So, yeah, awesome. Approve. Okay, so, anywho, one of them said, oh, yeah, and remember, you've listened to the show, you've read the mag, be a super fan, and buy the swag. Man, I'm telling you what, you've got to go to Full Swap Shop today and check it out. You've got our show. You've got ASN Magazine. You've got Swinging Flamingos, Front Porch Swingers, Naked naked podcast in bed with nikki upside down pineapples uh who the fuck am i missing i don't know asin magazine i don't know who i'm missing anyways us there's all kind of you got to check it out i wasn't paying attention so make sure that you check that out today. To tell you. Yeah, and I got another big announcement. We'll push it in midway point in the show. So, all right. Jesus, what a bunch of chaos.
Speaker2:
We're disheveled.
Speaker1:
Oh, fuck. I'm telling you what, man. Talk about crazy. But you know what?
Speaker3:
That's what we do.
Speaker2:
Talk about crazy. Isn't that in our name?
Speaker1:
Well, it is.
Speaker3:
And you know what?
Speaker1:
I got to tell you what? There's going to be some big things coming because this is... Look, we've always known that there was a chance that Facebook was going fucking you know do butt stuff to us whether we wanted them to or not so uh it's always been in the plan so we've got stuff you'd be surprised with nothing up the sleeve nothing up the sleeve oh so now we have to figure out just an alternative so much figure out it's implement the plans are going live the plans we might can't you do it on twitter or do you do it oh youtube we could look here's the thing there's been there's a secret vault that's filled with fucking contingent plan contingent contingent secret plans fuck off secret plans i can do just in were like, like, shut the fuck up. Just go with it. Basically, we've broken glass. In an emergency, break glass. So you have to have things behind the glass. So we do. And so, as things unfold, we'll keep the public up to date. Don't worry. We ain't getting rid of us that fucking easy. I promise you. Yeah. All right. What a nutty fucking. Happy Sunday. Well, recording Sunday or happy Thursday to those of you that are just listening to the show. Okay. So, shall we delve into questions? Yeah. It's much better to have my mind on something else. Okay. No shit. Okay. So. Not that it's that bad. I don't don't stress out too bad okay merry christmas all right
Speaker2:
uh i'm putting my santa glasses would it make you feel better if i put my glasses on
Speaker1:
they're not reading glasses wow okay well they are anyways uh all right so the first question is from dan uh and he's from the midwest okay. Okay. You follow along so far. Are you following with me so far? That's a song, actually. I don't know it. You'll have to play it for me. All right, so we are relatively new to the lifestyle, and we're working on our rules. It's him and his wife. Okay? They're working on on the rules and i've come up with a few uh for my wife but when i ask her on rules for me she says she doesn't know any and can't think of anything how can we avoid uh this being an issue the last thing i want to do is go to a party and be concerned about breaking a rule that i didn't even know was a rule but by the same token, I don't want to be concerned about stuff that's not even rules yet and not being allowed. And not have fun, yeah. That is an excellent, excellent question. Because to me, it's a broader question than just that. Everybody, when you're new in the lifestyle, you hear about rules. But really, how the fuck do you know to come up with what rules i mean we okay think about the first couple that we hooked up with oh lord when we spent four hours we didn't really actually hook up with them which was funny four hours i was just watching live porn we'll never get back but okay so he he goes so what are your rules well the only thing rule that we had was no i know yeah yeah that was that was the only that was i mean we were really well prepared for this we were not prepared in the least because well you don't know what rules to have or if you even have rules yeah you don't even know why you need you don't even know you hear about these rules but you don't know why or how to come up with the rules. And so I thought that Dan's point was interesting. He's come up with a few for his wife, but it hasn't come up, she doesn't know what to have. So that didn't trigger any for him. Right. So, but I also understand the point of view. You don't want your first experience to be so consumed with rules that you're just walking on eggshells you're going to be nervous enough as you start doing things regardless and most likely in the moment you'll forget it and do it anyway well and and here's the other thing no matter what i'm itching because my beard is itchy no matter what you're going to make mistakes they're going to be you're going to break rules or you're going to find out not so much you're going to break rules rules you're gonna find out that you need a rule that you didn't know you needed at some point in time right that's gonna happen no way to avoid it it is what it is so here's what i would suggest okay my suggestion is okay that they should each sit down and write their own rules. Okay. So they write their own. They write. Jesus fucking. Okay. So. I'm sorry they caught me off guard. Sorry. We're trying to like multitask and we can't. We can't. Yeah. We need approvals on other pages okay great so um hit the x x mars spot jesus christ i know so it's going a little nuts okay so anyway so they take and you each need to make your own you need to sit down and write your own set of rules okay that would be my first suggestion you run this while i answer the question how about that okay uh so you need to make your own set of rules but you write them as if you're writing them for yourself from the other person's perspective you know what i mean right so the thing is is that you you take and you write them up. So for Dan, in this case, he knows some of the rules that are not going to be allowed for him. He knows his wife well enough, in theory, to know, okay, well, this probably isn't going to fly. Like, he's going to know. She's going to be like, I'm not going to be okay with you doing coke off a stripper's ass whatever okay i mean that's an extreme one but you you get when i where i'm going with that okay so that's that's the first thing if you're making that list of rules and you're writing them as if you're the other person what it's going to do when you sit down to compare things back together again right it's It's A, going to give you, it may spur some, like if I wrote rules, what I thought your rules for me should be, and then we review the list, it may spur you to think of something. Oh, hey, well, I didn't think about that. But the other thing it's going to do, I think it's going to take and can make the rules more of a together activity. You can sit there and there and laugh them i think when people start doing rules uh it can get very serious and very intense and like but then it can be funny well i think this would be a way to make it so then you start laughing about wait a minute you don't think you wouldn't think i'd let you do that or, you know, whatever the case may be. You can start having fun with them and you can start having fun with the rules a little bit. Right. We're so fucking disjointed. Well, Angela, rules should really apply to both persons in a couple, not, it's just her thought, but it should because it should be rules agreed upon together. Absolutely. Whether you have the no kissing rule, which some couples have, or, you know, it wasn't, stop it. It wasn't until you were in the heat of the moment in the middle of something that something you do triggers and you go, oh, I don't know if I like that. Well, and that's where if you find a unique way to get the proverbial mental juices flowing, juices flowing, if you do something to get the juices flowing, then I think you can start, I think Angela's exactly right, then you can start looking at and going, okay, wait a minute, why is this different for you than it is for me? Or vice versa. And you can start making sure that you are making them all together and you can start it's going to open the door it's like playing it's like playing dirty jenga as an icebreaker basically what you're doing is you're creating an icebreaker to have that conversation right there is nothing wrong with needing an icebreaker to have discussions with your spouse especially when you're new about stuff in the lifestyle because it's a totally new set of discussions than you've ever had before you know so i mean it's like you're probably haven't said if you've never been in the lifestyle you've probably not ever sat around and talked about how it makes you feel if someone's shooting their cum all over your wife's face that probably has never come up in discussion so all of a sudden now all of a sudden that discussion may be a little more difficult to just randomly have it may be hard for your spouse to go you know what i just love the feel of hot jizz dripping down my nose that's going to be random or maybe a guy or going i i don't want to see that or whatever the case may be that's obviously an extreme but i mean you I mean you get where I'm going with it Could beard scratch your list Because it's itchy as fuck He won't grow up for long And Shelly was right also Hopefully too it is helpful If you get in with a new couple Or with an experienced couple when you first Hook up that maybe can help guide there's nothing wrong when you're new and you're meeting a couple and they're more experienced whatever to go okay so we're new how do you guys come up with your rules there's nothing wrong with true well there's nothing wrong with a it's kind of a funny story b it's a good subtle way to get to tell your rules without being too forward going, well, what are your rules? And check type thing. And you might learn something. Just because it works for, you know, it's like a gender reveal party. This is a horrible analogy. But it's like just because blowing up balloons and catching forests on fire may work for some couples, maybe just reading what the doctor says is a better option for others oh my god everybody's different and and there's nothing wrong with getting different ideas i can't believe you went there well actually i can't believe you went there never mind there's nothing wrong with getting different ideas to see what the ideas are good the best way to do the other thing is no matter how look you can have scroll you have the dead sea scrolls you can have scrolls upon scrolls of rules right now you will not get every rule you will not you will not have the answer for every situation before it starts before it happens you just need to resound yourself right now if you're as a couple and you're going to swing that there is going to be some there's going to be some event party something whatever where you're going to leave that event with your significant other and somebody's going to be like okay that doesn't work for me it doesn't necessarily have to be a fight or an argument but it's where you you're going to go, okay, I don't like how that made me feel. You know, I'm not okay with that.
Speaker2:
We've had a couple of those.
Speaker1:
We still do. It can still happen no matter how long you've done it because that's just part of it. It's never exactly the same. And as what you're doing in the lifestyle changes so does your opinion of stuff changes you know so i mean just don't get don't get too wrapped up you gotta have rules but don't get so wrapped up that you're like you know fuck we don't have enough rules let's add 25 more you know no don't do that necessarily brain okay yeah that was that one huh that was that one yeah i am gonna write analogies book uh actually that's on my that's no it can get scary it's not fucking scary your analogies my analogies rock most of them i've had a few that are really kind of yeah there's some of my go can you explain that again there's there was one i'm trying to think of what the one was you're just like i thought you were in a gag i have something to do with boogers i don't know hard to tell every now and then i come up with some pretty i get on kicks because sometimes they're all like food sometimes they're all like you know sex you do that in sales i do that in sales i do yeah i do that when i'm doing non-swinger things i use sex analogies continuously actually really fucked i don't fucking know shut up why did we record tonight well i think because we wanted normalcy no shit well think when it comes to rules, a lot of them you'll discover along the way. And they'll change continuously. Yes. Yes. I'm discovering new rules. This ought to be good. No, we're not even going there. What rules would that be? I'm discovering that I'm going to help you and your boyfriend communicate better. Fuck, good luck. I wish you would. No, it's not fucking fair. It is not fucking fair that my weekend, the mood of the course of the house on the weekends, is based upon your two numbnuts' abilities to communicate. I did not let anything affect me. Oh, the fuck no fuck you didn't hey let's talk about how this went shall we no let's not no well we're going to it's a roller coaster of young love it's so cute you're a dick yeah see i hadn't heard that enough this weekend so i thought i would try to antagonize that along Just saying Dick! Is that better? I haven't done that for a while That's better You had me to say it because I was helping do stuff all weekend I got first good twice by you Somebody had to step up to the building I'm fucking with you Yes, you did Like a boss Only once did one arm go numb. We didn't have a heart attack, so it's all fucking good. Don't worry. There's no waivers need to be signed out. Don't say that shit. What are you? You got a plan B? I'm funning with you. Don't worry. Look, we have waivers by the bed if you actually have sex. I have you signed. Don't worry. It's all good. It'll absolve you from any sort of issues if I fucking have a heart attack. You kill me. No, it's the other way around here. Obviously, if you're not listening to the conversation. No, I'm not having anything. You say I'm that powerful that I give you heart issues? Your vagina is going to give me a heart attack. It'll all be fun until the first time you're out here doing all these shows by yourself. Because you're not skipping in a week because of that. Crazy truth goes on. I came on after I lost a nut the next day. A nut's a lot different than a person. Well, just saying. Maybe you should record one ahead of time. The stand-in in and today we're introducing the new host that's wrong it would be oh so wrong you better change that fucking subject before i smack the shit out of you we're gonna see if see if we can make Miss Amanda cry. Okay. What time did we start this show? God, it's so hard to tell anymore. 19 minutes ago. 19 minutes ago. You wrote it up there, dipshit. I did. Well, I hadn't done the fucking math yet. Jesus fucking Christ. He does math. I'm thinking words, words, things. Okay. Yeah, we are out of sorts today. Oh, fuck. We're just fucking completely. Yeah, blindsided. Smacked upside the head. You know. Okay. Do I want to do that one next? Do I want to do. Okay. So I got a couple other questions. Which one do you want to do next? I don't care. You have 10 minutes before halftime okay all right so you probably don't have a short one damn right i don't have a short one oh god it took a minute it's long and hard and awesome it's meaty i know i've seen it it's me hold on put on my readers again okay this this one one, I love this one. This is from Clowns. This is how they address it. This one is from Clowns, and they are from apparently the East Coast. That's all that we know. Okay. Okay. Good enough. So, we are, I read this and I had to laugh. We are a fun-loving couple. We like to joke around with each other uh and we're smart asses and they put much like you guys they listen to the show neat uh okay well we uh we were at an event of course they listened to the show they wrote in yeah no shit well we were at an event and we were fucking around and now rumors have started that my husband is mean and verbally abusive when that is not the case now we're afraid to go to any more events as we don't know who started the rumors and we're nervous to be ourselves please help oh so i reached i reached out to him and i'm like okay going mean and abusive that's pretty hardcore yeah and I'll see you next time. oh so i reached i reached out to him and i'm like okay going mean and abusive that's pretty hardcore yeah and and what they they told me was they typical fuck around calling each other names they said we were laughing the whole time as far you know there was no like there wasn't like an actual fight or anything else but she goes we get kind of brutal with each other and whatever but there was no problem we're just having fun and then we got a phone call from some of their friends that had heard that they were having marital issues and this is then what they were hearing and they got some emails from some other friends that was being said that he was being abusive mentally and verbally abusive okay and so now now they're one now and i okay we've never had that happen to us but no we haven't i can see that i know of well yeah maybe maybe we have no one's got a hold of us i understand why they're nervous now i i understand more they're nervous because now they're afraid that they're sending out the wrong message. When I asked them why they were nervous about it a little bit, there's jobs. There's jobs. There's coworkers that are also in the lifestyle that they know, and they don't want this to go other places. Okay. And I'm like, okay. And apparently they didn't go, and i didn't ask specifics on what the job were but when you start using them apparently because you start using the word abusive it would have could have major effects on the husband's job gotcha so i was like okay well this is kind of a this is kind of a weird question because it's not necessarily a sex question but right it's it's still your can you imagine if we had to go out and not be like we had to be that we were afraid to be us pause pause well no I'm sitting here thinking because
Speaker2:
only one time have I had someone claim that they helped me with marital issues that I didn't have so maybe we have come across that way and I just don't know it but I think that guy just wanted to feel good about himself even though he couldn't keep a marriage going but that's beside the point
Speaker1:
no bitterness there but I mean I think there's a huge I'll see you next time. That's, you know, beside the point. No bitterness there. But I mean, I think there's a huge part of this where you have to be yourself. Right. Okay. And look, I know it's hard when you don't know who started it. You don't know who started the rumors or why the rumors were started or whatever. I mean, and that's shitty. The bigger thing is to, this is kind of where your friends can help a little bit. I mean, you know, you don't want to. At least people that are starting the rumor, someone can shut them down and go, no, that's not how they are at all. No, look, we've known them forever. This is just the way they are. But are they new? They didn't say if they're new. They didn't, and I didn't ask them if they were new, new by, you know, by any stretch. But, yeah, this is where some of your friends can step in. This way, you know, finding out who started the rumor rumor there's always that degree that you want to do that because you want to go set the record straight it's really not worth your time to do that you cannot not be yourself look if all of a sudden the next time you're at an event and you are acting completely different than you've ever been it's going to be awkward it's going to be tense it's going to be you know you guys won't be you people are going to pick up on it right and the problem with that is is that what will happen is that will only go to fuel the rumors worse because they're like see that now they've heard about it so now they're trying to change to look different out in public very true you have to be people are going to eventually pick to eventually pick up that y'all are just kidding around. Yes. And maybe there's nothing wrong with making jokes. Or they keep seeing you at events and go, wait a minute, they're still coming together? Yeah. They're not coming alone or they're still married or how's that divorce going when they're showing up together? Yeah, crack jokes. And Angela put it, yeah, it will cause more questions absolutely you know crack jokes about it crack jokes we do well and that's a really good way is to crack a joke about hey now hey hey you need to quit being so mean and abusive to me you know and crack and everybody else laughs and so to see but there's nothing wrong with your really good friends look, if you hear that, surely you told them that that's just the way we are. Oh, well, no. Because we do know couples like that. Yeah, we're that way. I mean, there's sometimes, okay, we'll tell the New Year's Eve story. We'll tell the New Year's Eve story. I'll tell the New Year's Eve story. What was the New Year's Eve story? So probably this was, what, years ago out at the farm. I'm like, what are we talking about? We went out to a New Year's Eve party. Okay. And we're sitting around and starting to drink and playing cards. And we were talking about menopause. And you were having some hot flashes and some stuff like that and we're there's like six couples and we're sitting around and and so but it has something to do with something that was said earlier that day something i said earlier that day and about like an emotional influx whatever and so i'm cracking jokes because that's what i do yeah i crack jokes and everybody at the table is laughing, including you initially. And then all of a sudden, she, you start to cry.
Speaker2:
I started crying.
Speaker1:
She started crying. You want to talk about a fucking mood. This is early. We'd only been there for like an hour because we were late getting out there. It was early in the party. And all of a sudden, it was like, uh. Well, because you joked and all of a sudden, what went through my head was head was oh my god i didn't know you felt that way i don't know why you know i'm old so yes my hormones are going ape shit and they were going ape shit that night yeah i felt horrible so we all took a break to have a cigarette and i'm like i am so sorry we go outside and we're like dude what the fuck you're making her cry i'm like i don't know why she's crying and you came out laughing and and you're like i don't it just caught me i don't know why i'm crying it's all good the night ended just fine yeah and it was sex yeah we ended with fucking groups having sex and so it was it was fun but initially it was like that had the potential to turn now we we were with people that were were very good friends so it was yeah but still everybody was like and people come to me all right you know it's just like oh my god i'm like i'm just fine i just started crying i don't know why and then it was over really quick it just it was just enough to get me crying and then i was thank god we didn't start fucking for another two hours but oh my god you want to talk about fucking feeling like a piece of shit thank you very much i went so we've had that a situation happen where people could have taken it yeah and we were lucky because again we were at a small house gathering it wasn't like we're at a big party no it shit can be taken out of content So friends step the fuck up And you know Defend them But don't stop being you no absolutely don't stop being you if you that's the very worst thing you can do is is change who you are because it does look hey you're not going to be as much fun your other friends are going to start going what the fuck is wrong with them which will just spur more questions on you're not really going yeah you're not gonna be as much fun your other friends are gonna start going what the fuck is wrong with them which will just spur more questions yeah you're not really going yeah you're not gonna have any fun no i mean there's just no winning with that you you can't worry about you can't worry about all the other people in the world you know look you're gonna have people that are gonna say shit and whatever it sucks it is what it is but uh yeah just do just do the the bet the best kills a boner like tears well at least we got him going again and it was great good lord that was awesome standing there feeling like a jackass you dick what are you we were just sitting around the table cracking jokes and yeah literally, she went from laughing to all of a sudden tears rolling. It's like, I was new to the whole menopause thing. I didn't understand how quickly those emotions, those tides came sweeping in. That motherfucker crashed like a goddamn fucking tidal wave.
Speaker3:
Sorry?
Speaker1:
No, because I was the one going, I'm really sorry, and it's okay. and then you spend the rest of the night and the whole day the next day apologizing and stuff and five years later you're still telling the story and you know we didn't get divorced god damn could have we didn't get laid we're gonna get it no i'm kidding i'm finna it's a joke's a joke. Unless they're tears and gagging. Yeah, no shit. Dick tears. That's going to be a shirt. That's gagging? That's going to be a shirt. Dick tears. Arr! Nothing better than dick tears. Are those tears of joy? No, no, those are dick tears. Dick tears. Okay. Hey, it's break time now. Thank God, because we're getting into gagging sounds. If you had a huge clit, then it'd be a fucking... Choking on a clit. You think? Or it'd be like... That'd be the pussy lip slapping you in the head.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Just saying.
Speaker2:
How would they slap you in the head?
Speaker1:
I guess if you're blue in the butthole. I don't know. I don't think through how dynamically these things work.
Speaker3:
I'm just. Apparently.
Speaker1:
Just thinking out loud. That's what more than I can. What more can I say uh say so yeah okay so all right uh hey we're at we're at halftime hey uh and before all of our shit gets shut down visit no visit us today at www.crazykazba.com check out our website uh you can can learn about us, learn where we're going to be, learn what the fuck it is we're going to be doing, which stuff, cool things, and weird. But also, hey, you know what? New places you're going to be able to hear us. Coming very, very soon. Get ready. Feel the excitement. We are so excited. If you felt my neck right now, it's excited. My whole body is actually excited. It's like I'm a big vibrator. We're almost impatient. FullSwapRadio.com is coming. That's right. There is going to be some of the best shows around on there. We're going to be on there. Obviously, FullSwapRadio.com. You're going to want to check it out. And it's just going to be, it's till the lady and a half. I cannot wait. I'm super excited. I know you guys will be excited to check it out as it's just going to be it's till eight and a half i cannot wait i'm super excited i know you guys will be excited uh to check it out as well so full swap radio.com that's different than full swap shop that's for your shopping needs full swap radio that's for your ear listening needs we might sell earmuffs on there. I don't know. Ear needs. Anyhow. Wow. I'm still doing the halftime show because Miss Amanda is, you know, chicken shit. To do the halftime show. I'm not a chicken shit. I'm just not an actress. I suck at reading shit. You don't have to be an actress. And if you suck good, that can be a good actress. Depends what station you're on. On Pornhub, sucking good is a winner. I've had a lot of people like that for you. I haven't done that on Pornhub. You got to work on your gag thing. Because you don't actually gag on day. You have no gag reflex. I do, but it's like way down there. It's so deep down on there. It's like you need a fucking pigeon,
Speaker3:
not a pigeon,
Speaker1:
a parakeet in a fucking container to get down that deep. It's a cold cave mining joke for those of you following at home. Just saying. I like to do historical references as we go. I think it adds to the program. We're hoping to soon be launched on the History Channel With our crazy guests Don't look at me, quit judging me This has been a long enough fucking night Give one of your sex analogies One of my sex analogies? On what part? What do you want? I don't know Gaping pussy lips? That would be like stingrays in the water No, some like give a like one of the car references that you've done you are such a whore to try out there uh you know back in the day i used to all the time i had no problem saying to husband and wife you know going through the whole we're doing the demo driving they love the car and that's right when i'm like all right awesome come on bring her inside let's dicker and let's go and i'd say it with confidence and say follow me her inside, let's dicker, and let's go. And I'd say it with confidence and say, follow me. Bring her inside, let's dicker. Come on, let's go dicker. I did that all the time. And people were like, come on, honey, we're going to go dicker. We sure are. Made some great commissions that way, you know. Look, you have to say shit with confidence. I'm a firm believer and you can tell people go fuck off using those exact words if you say it in the right way they'll thank you you just gotta you just gotta say it in the right way I know absolutely he's had somebody climb in the trunk it's all good lots of people climb in the trunk absolutely well blow me for a better deal you You said that a couple times. You did not. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, my gosh. How could I get a better deal? It just blows my mind the best way to figure out to blow the prices down. That's the best way to do it. Blow the prices down. We'll see what we can get done. I've got to say it. I just can't be afraid. I don't sell cars anymore I just say no I wonder why Really? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You didn't like the car business I know I enjoyed the car business I didn't like the hours You didn't mind the car business You still don't mind the car business, obviously. Talk about getting dickered. Anyway, I still don't have a truck. What the fuck? Anywho. It's been a while at work anyhow. Really? It hasn't been that long. At work? At work. Yeah. Yeah, we have to make that distinction not getting a hotel actually in in in a bill in the work building during work hours yeah it has you know i told you you guys need to work on it and like some people go have smoke breaks think how many smoke breaks people have during the day easily seven or eight during the day you need to go have a fuck break. You guys need to figure that out. Best seven minutes of your life. Over and over again. It is really good. I won't complain. But you wouldn't buy a dress today when I was out. I told you it was easy pickings. You know why she wouldn't wear a dress? Because she doesn't wear underwear. And let's face it, she just really doesn't want fucking the glaze going. Your leg looks shiny. I think there's something on your leg. No, I don't wear dresses because my legs rub. Well, there'd be something else rubbing if you wore a dress. I'm just saying. Why? You're wearing a dress to work. I sure am. I'll be damned. I wonder why. Mm-hmm. I know, I know. Union sanctioned fuck break. Absolutely. I wish. Well, maybe, you know what? You need to go to HR and go, I don't smoke and it's not fair, but I have a solution to this problem. Yeah, HR doesn't understand why anybody would have naked pictures on their phone. If you start taking a fuck break and get it authorized, she'd understand why there's naked pictures on their phone if you start taking if you start taking a fuck break and get it authorized she'd understand why there's naked pictures on your phone just saying truly doesn't understand why you might have naked pictures on their 25 years ago she was banging fucking people at the car business christmas party i know for a fact because i know the people i know she's an old car bird her feathers may have ruffled but i guarantee she's been dicker at a time or two also. Okay, let's move along, shall we? We shall. Oh, Lord. Okay. Oh, I already did that one. Those are the clones. Can't do the same one twice. You can. You can. But if you go back to the same one twice, you got to be careful. Okay, my glisses on my glisses on what are my glisses you're gonna have to find you a different solution to that a big teleprompter would be nice i think a pickup would help i don't know how but i think it's worth a try okay all right so here we go so this is is from B&B. Like a bed and breakfast? I'm kidding. Always thinking about sex, aren't you? Oh, wait, it's okay on the show. Butts and boobs. Could be. I have no idea. It's B&B, and they are from Oregon. So maybe it's beaver and beaver. Could be. No animals are harmed in the making of this. There might have been a beaver that got hurt. You're a beaver. I'm just saying. I root for the beavers. Okay. Might be a little sore about me. I think I'll be hurt. That's what happens when you have too big of a tree in it. Thank you very much. I'll be here all day. Wow. No teeth. No teeth. Okay. From B&B. Gotcha. Transitions. I loved how they sent this. We are a new couple in the lifestyle. New couple. For those of you just listening, I did the... I think it was rabbit ears all of a sudden. No, I did not do the rabbit ears. I'm like waiting for you to say what it is. It was the... Quotations? Quotations. Parentheses. Parentheses. No, quotations. No, quotations. Whatever the fuck it is. I made some some gesture just go along with it finger bang in the air anyways uh we're a new couple in lifestyle new couple is the key we're both longtime singles we're making the transition pretty easily we have our rules uh what we like etc and strong communications, this is interesting, the problem is our friends. Many of them won't respect our new way to play, but they put it in quotes together. How do we not lose friends but stay true to us? I think this is a great question. The reason why I like this question, I have seen more times with where people were couples that didn't,
Speaker3:
you know, they,
Speaker1:
they went South. It didn't work out.
Speaker3:
Right. Okay.
Speaker1:
And all of a sudden they were trying to go as singles and that difficult transition. And we've also seen couples or,
Speaker3:
you know,
Speaker1:
two singles that started dating that were having couple, having trouble with how to maneuver the lifestyle as a couple because they were so independent. They were so used to doing it their own way that all of a sudden to work under couple rules was really awkward for them. Right. Learning curve. And this is so the exact opposite. So I reached out to him and because my first thing is is it really your friends you know it is it more is it you think you have your shit together but really you don't it's really what i was kind of okay right they really do they they absolutely have their rules they have made the decision. They only play together as a couple. They had no issues with any of their friends. But they both had couples that they played with when they were singles. Okay. Okay. And some pretty good relationships. And these couples, they have went to them and they have explained to their friends, Hey, look, you know, we're a couple now, whatever. And it's kind of like, here's one of those analogies. Get out your handy dandy notebook. You know, when a coworker gets promoted to a manager position and it's always awkward because people are like, Hey, well, we're buddies. Come on, help me out.'re a manager They can't do that now It's the same thing Well come on Yeah but you can make Acceptance for us Look at all the times We used to play this way You know we The guy There was one guy That They're part of a couple And they used to play It was their relationship And it was okay That him and this other guy's wife played alone all the time. Okay. They are not understanding that that's not okay. The new couple is sticking to their guns but they're afraid they're losing friends and how to handle that without being considered assholes. You know? Well, are they really their friends or they just use them for sex granted you know it's about sex but you have your rules and they your friends should respect those rules well and that mike puts it they really you know if they're really your friends they should understand i think that and i agree with that i agree with you and i agree with mike i think though that everybody the the problem with friends okay and it's not a problem is that when you're friends with somebody everybody has this misconception that we're such good friends those rules apply to you're not real friends but they don't apply to me in every part of life right I mean well you can make an exception for us you can make an exception for me I mean we deal with it with you deal with it in every part of your life I've dealt with it when I put on sales trainings and everything else it's like okay well this is the deadline to have people sign up oh hey I know it's past the deadline you can make an exception for us we're friends
Speaker3:
Thank you. I've dealt with it when I put on sales trainings and everything else. It's like, okay, well, this is the deadline to have people sign up.
Speaker1:
Oh, hey, I know it's past the deadline, but you can make it acceptable because we're friends. And it's very hard to say no because a lot of times these people get a little better. They get bent out of shape about it. I think that sex then throws a whole nother level of of gender about it i think that sex then throws a whole nother level of of jizz there's a whole nother level of jizz on it's a whole nother level of glaze it does a whole nother level of complication to that than like in your regular life because you've been super intimate with somebody you've had or some form of a sexual relationship is a deeper connection for most people. But I also think it's easier to use it as a weapon. Yeah. So, you know, we talked about being true to yourself earlier with the other couple, being true to yourself, regardless of what the rumors are. is gonna sound so shitty to say honestly to me it doesn't fucking matter if you lose those friends yeah i mean it really doesn't now a lot of them would be superficial and if y'all broke up they'd be first in line to come back to you or or to judge yeah i mean they want to get back with you yeah they're gonna want to get with you i mean i i guess i would i would be one to try like if you had a couple whatever is to sit down as with your new person you're in a couple relationship with say hey let's let's go get drinks let's go get dinner let's whatever and sit down with each one of these couples individually and go look these are our rules now this means attend us i really want to make this it's kind of embarrassing to them because okay you're sitting there in front of they know you but they don't know you're now significant other so you're kind of putting them on the spot going this is very important to us we're really counting on you to be supportive you know i consider you a good friend and i need you to be supportive and really shoving the ball back up their ass a little bit and i mean to be all to be perfectly honest yeah you know and and then if these fucking people can't understand or they or they choose not to understand because that's really what it is like it's not they can't understand it it's they they're choosing they don't want to understand it they're not believing it yet yeah they're not believing it or they don't give two fucks they were never really your friends so they don't give too much fucks about your relationship they want what they want or they're trying to get you to bend on your rules of playing separate right and and here's the sad reality there can be lots of reasons for that there can be a lot of hidden motives for that you know that maybe they don't aren't excited about you're having new rules and whatever you have to be true to yourself but there's no there's no fault in saying well would you be interested in playing as a couple then granted it's harder to find couples that mesh versus a single but we all know that exactly exactly well and and mike has a good point too on there who do you plan to spend your life with your partner or fuck buddies and and shannon has a good point too but you need to stick to their guns they may lose friends but they stay true to their their rules and that's exactly right you have to you have to put you and your new relationship first we hear all the time you know we heard there's one post on one of the pages that are still going uh about somebody that has started a new relationship and they took like six months out of the lifestyle they were both in the lifestyle and now they are looking to slowly get in and understand how to play and and new relationships there it's it's a big learning it's tommy And it's my little sale And I love it And I hug it And I protect it And make it all better And then sometimes I fuck it all up It's a restaurant scene Anyways
Speaker2:
I know what it is
Speaker1:
But I mean your new relation Bad guy in a little coat
Speaker2:
Well Shelly When you've been in the lifestyle As a single person It's really hard for some people To change gears I don't know. Bad guy in a little coat. Well, Shelly, when you've been in the lifestyle as a single person, it's really hard for some people to change gears. She was a unicorn for 15 years, but didn't lose any real friends after she got with her now hubby. Absolutely. And really, that's the key phrase. You're real friends. We've done shows, and we've talked about this in the past,
Speaker1:
and it's so fucking true, and it sucks, but it's the reality of it. The word friend gets thrown around a lot. And it usually takes something, I won't say something bad, it takes a change, a form of a change to determine real fucking quick who your real friends are and who is not and you know whether whether it's a change for the positive or negative for you it that's an encounter there but it will it will flush out the bullshit really fucking fast yeah you know and i think that's part of it too is understanding hey look consider who who is or is not your real friend there's nothing wrong also with with just like that trying to hook up if it's a couple saying hey you know maybe we can all all four hook up there's also in my opinion nothing wrong with saying you know what we still want to be friends with people we hooked up with in the past, but we were exploring this as a couple. So right now, we're cutting the sex part off of these other relationships. And when our relationship is stronger, we'll add those back in. It's kind of buying time. I mean, I know that's kind of fucking a dickhead way to do it, but it can be effective. The one thing your new relationship does not need, I'll see you next time. fucking a dickhead way to do it but it it can be effective the one thing your new relationship does not need especially in the lifestyle especially in the lifestyle is somebody trying to fucking sabotage it because honestly we have friends that have that have started relationships in the lifestyle and i gotta tell you i commend the hell out of you because that would be very very challenging to me only i mean maybe it's not i don't know we obviously weren't that in that situation no so i know i can only relate to challenging from our standpoint of we went in it together to begin with. I could see where it could get very hard to take and start a new relationship with all the excitement and all the cool stuff and unknowns of a new relationship coupled with having sex with other people. Yeah, that'd be very tricky. You wouldn't even know. To me, the hard part would be you wouldn't even know your own boundaries boundaries you you wouldn't know like if if we start off just if we've been started dating in a lifestyle right i don't know that i would know or be able to say all right or if i would feel like i had the right to say it makes me feel jealous watching you fuck somebody else i mean i i just don know So to me it takes special people But it still takes you have to nurture it None of this shit is going to happen magically on its own It's not that easy I don't think Well it might be for some people Now all that being said i think if you start off in a paid situation okay follow my thought process here in a paid situation and you transition from paying the hooker to a relationship outside i think that'd be easier just say do you know why i said that why because all the people that i've heard is like well we started we thought we'd see how the lifestyle works so we went and got a hooker and tried and tried that yeah yeah sorry that just it comes to my mind we've heard that though i just can't fathom starting off the first let's try a threesome to see how we like like it with a professional mean, it would be great because they shouldn't suck because they're a trained professional. Depends on how much they charge. Well, yeah. If they're really cheap, then they might suck. If it was really shitty, how would you know if you don't like a threesome or you just bought bad product? I mean, is there is there a return policy i mean what if you bought one you bought a hooker you didn't buy a hooker you you rent a hooker you get a hooker and and she's just like you rent them but you just pay them well it's you're they're providing a service they're providing a service you're renting bad space so so but what if your first one is like one and and you didn't do a good you didn't research real well and you get one that her badge is like right off the bat so can you say you know if it tried to swallow your head can you say you don't like threesomes or you just don't like threesomes with that gal but maybe if you had a different one and and how would that be fair it would be much harder to find a prostitute to find uh a hooker for her if you know to find a dude and nobody wants a dirty one right off the bat because that will just fuck shit up right right you know that's just you know uh yeah Here we go. because that will just fuck shit up. Right, you know, that's just, you know, yeah. That's some deep shit to think about right there. I don't necessarily care to think about fuckers. When I moved to Belgium and we started, the Casbah Inc. starts the, on Amsterdam when we have our Casbah brothel. It'll be brothel bed and breakfast type thing. It'll be awesome. A BBB? A BBB.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
No, wait a minute.
Speaker2:
Brothel bread and breakfast. That's BBB.
Speaker1:
That would be, yeah. Well, if you could have like, what would a J thing be? Jizz? No, there you go. Prostitute bedding jizz. Welcome to Casbah PBJ. I think we're going to get sandwiches. Maybe. Wow. So I'm just trying to think this through. We're all about how we can help people.
Speaker2:
You're thinking too hard on that.
Speaker1:
I'm not hard. But we're thinking how we can help people. Look, it's what we do. I don't just sit here and spew my knowledge like a fucking big fat owl for no matter a reason.
Speaker2:
Do you want a hooker?
Speaker1:
I would try a hooker. I wouldn't mind doing a hooker one time.
Speaker3:
Of course there's a refund policy with hookers. I honestly would like to have sex with a hooker one time. A good one. I don't want one that's still in training or one that's fresh out of school. But I you know but i don't want one that's like almost a retirement either i mean we don't i don't i don't want a gilf hooker that'd be a grandma i'd like to fuck hooker i don't i don't want look i don't here's the deal you can't if you're gonna do a line of coke off rash it's got to be that the coke's not drifting off somewhere but other than that but i mean i'm just saying i i want like a in their prime in their prime poker just one time so really what i want is a really expensive call girl i want like a movie call girl the ones that are really really super hot that you know it's like 5 000 bucks because i want to find out what a 5 000 i want to find out what a $5,000 fuck feels like. Disappointment.
Speaker1:
Yeah. 5,000 bucks, because I want to find out what a 5,000, I want to find out what a $5,000 fuck feels like. Disappointment. It feels like it could be a tax write-off because of our business, but I'm just saying. Isn't there a little bit? Wouldn't you like to find out what it, wouldn't you like to fuck a porn star like a top quality dude and it's probably a porn star that like can just fucking rattle your cage like that. It's what they do. They're trained professionals. Just wants to feel what it feels like. I bet you most of them actually suck in bed. Just saying. Well, it doesn't look like it in the movies. I, of course, because they're acting. I don't know that you can fake act the avenue of thrusting that fast and that hard. I mean, if I did that, I would be a coronary. I mean, I'd say get a male hooker, but I don't. I mean, a male escort. I apologize. I'm going to get bashed for that, actually, for saying hookers and prostitutes versus sex worker. Sorry. a professional sex worker i'm just saying well i hate to say that because you could have somebody that delivers the catering to porn sites would be a professional in the sex industry i don't want the sandwich person to show up i want the fucking i won't want the professional just if you'd like to have a professional fuck spend five thousand dollars just to do what it feels like. This is a lot like going to a blackjack table, okay? One time I want to go play a hand of blackjack for $100,000 and not care. I want a $5,000 fuck. There you go. So if you can help my dreams come true, go to the GoFundMe, man. Oh my God. Jerry's, yeah, here we we go okay what the hell i really don't even know if we answered those uh bnb's questions but uh levon said she could market the uh pb and j casima pb and j uh in amsterdam so there you go we'll have shirts soon all right so with that being said it's almost time to go i don't even i don't know i don't even know i don't even know if that's a bad thing i think no four seasons into it it was a great run when we had it no sorry we were a little out of our head you know why no i'm not even going there but you say that someone will fucking be like you're doing a coke over manda's ass no. And you're saying, yeah? No. Someone got offended because we joked around about Coke and oh my God, he blew a gasket and oh my God, I quit listening when he said he did Coke. No, dude. We're joking. Fuck off. Shelly, you're taking us to Hedo with you. Okay. So, hey. So, again, shout out to our sponsors, altplaygrounds.net. Check them out today. Big Board, again, Podcast Corner. They have got pictures, videos, the whole nine yards. We have a community on there. Don't miss out. Check them out, altplaygrounds.net. Sign up today. Remember, smart people read, tits, nuts, dragging, sagging, whatever smart people are reading and looking at pictures, asnlifestylemagazine.com. By the way, we're going to be on the Ramos' show. They're interviewing us this week. So check that out as well, asnlifestylemagazine.com today. Finally, you listen to the magazine. No, you don't. You listen to the show, you read the magazine. Be a super fan and buy the... It's a mag. Oh, there you go. You listen to the show you read the magazine be a super fan and buy this it's a mag oh there you go you listen to the shows you read the mag fuck my life buy some swag go to whole shop.fullswapshop.com today you can also email us maybe at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot k-a-z-b-h at gmail.com go to our website uh crazy casbah dot com wait a minute our email is crazy dot casbah at gmail.com that's right whatever follow us on fucking twitter at truth crazy follow us on instagram before we get crazy dot casbah hopefully we're not getting booted from there who fucking knows post on there so on there so I doubt anything's gonna happen Anyway send us emails talk to you soon Doing it the only way we know how The only way we want to We gotta get out of here Casbah style out
