Send us Fan MailThe last show of 2020, yep the year is finally over and we went out with a BANG. We answered a question from a wife that is literally stalking a guy she is infatuated with in the Lifestyle, and how to help her talk to her Husband. Our next question was a Swingers, Adult alternative relationship, nightmare! This question covered all the red flags, Too Much to Drink, a couple breaking rules, Lying about it and STD s. No description can do it justice you just have to listen to the show. We ended season 3 in true Kasbh Style! We can not wait to see you all in 2021 and get ready for a whole new season of insanity!! Have a very Happy and safe New Year! Check out all our shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I don't know if people can hear me because I'm not speaking on the microphone. I am your host for the most, Cole, and I'm here with my undone nails. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, sucking on a stick, Miss Amanda. It wouldn't be the first time today. Why are your nails now? Hey! I'll finish it out for you. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, give me your nails. It's driving me nuts. No. Oh, you just fucked up my other nail. God. Anyways. Hey, so this is an exciting day, and I'll help Miss Amanda because she can't keep along with what we're doing. 732. Do I have a pen in here? Do I have a pen? A writing utensil? Fuck. My nails are wet anyways. Couldn't grab one if I wanted to. Anywho, fucking hoe bag. I got wet fucking nails and she fucking throws it down so I can't fucking see. Speaker2: Okay. Speaker1: Anyways, so today this is season three, episode 137, I'm thinking. What it is is this is the last night of the last show of 2020. This is the last show of season three. so starting next week will be season four okay they don't have to be fucking perfect give my hands back anyways uh i'm here and now i'm getting high off my nails oh hi baby so we're excited to be here at merry christmas all that crap. But now we're moving on to Happy New Year. Speaker3: Yeah, that's not to do this. No snort and shit. Speaker4: Shut up. Speaker1: Happy fucking New Year. Because when most of you hear this, it will be New Year's Eve. There's no songs about it. But, you know, old acquaintances will be forgot. Anywho, old enzyme. So the thing is, is that. Old enzyme. What the fuck ever? Speaker2: Who cares? Speaker1: Everybody's drunk by that part. Jesus Christ. Anyways, happy new year. For those of you that are listening live on our secret, secret Facebook page. Crazy Casbah. Speaker2: Shh. Speaker1: Don't tell the others. I'd have Amanda say it, but she's busy with sticks in her mouth again. Yeah, I let her go play this afternoon. I didn't let her. She just went and fucking went and played and got a hotel room And went and played and I worked How was your pussy? How was your last of the year badge? Oh, I got fucked this morning by you I know Yeah, well, you know, I pre-marked It was like a pre-gift wrap, that fuck that fucker uh yeah so well in case you were tired when we uh you know when you came home so i would be set and had that taken care of kind of like you know getting my shit off my list you know well wait a minute before we do this i gotta do my sponsors i don't have to do my sponsors but that's how we get paid i do my sponsors hey 2020 was a shitty year but uh if you signed up for altplayground.net it was much much better and if you haven't finished the year strong altplayground.net it's a great place to meet other like-minded folks are you bi bi curious straight transgender swinger bdsm kinkster uh the list goes on and on. Whatever you are, there's categories for everything, all different types of relationship statuses, all different types of gender statuses, all different types of places to put and meet other like-minded folks. Sign up today, altplayground.net. 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Be that through one asn lifestyle magazine.com and finally you on we got more fucking shows coming on here but you listen to the shows you read the mag be a super fan and buy that fucking swag go to full swap shop.com today not tomorrow not the next day today go today get all of your favorite merch uh from all of your favorite shows and the exciting thing is we're adding two new shows are coming online this next week on there so we are going to be the official merchandise site for uh it will be up to like eight shows and asn magazine so it's pretty goddamn exciting so make sure you check that out right away what are you giggling about well i read it but it didn't dawn on me when i read mike's comment when i was painting your nails of real world problems most guys do not have hey look man it's true i'm just like yeah well here's the thing i i needed to strip my nails completely off i didn't do it but i was picking up my nails the other day working on some designs and shit and then i haven't had a chance to repaint them and so then they look like shit and here we are and i just don't feel comfortable if my nails aren't done it's part of who i am and going into 2021 whatever we're going into i need to be all i can be to be me so uh we've got a kick-ass show tonight actually here's what's funny we are finishing these questions that we have tonight oh my god i gotta give kudos for the fact that these people will take and uh send these questions in because they're gonna get crucified oh boy uh but before we do that a couple of things i want to shout out one i want to do a quick shout out to what you didn't turn your sound i don't turn my sound off one thing we want to shout out to there is a new podcast out there uh it's slut radio s-l-u-t slut radio check them out check her out she's very very good she gave a shout out to us we uh she has a link to us on her page excellent excellent show uh she's relatively new but i think you would enjoy it so check it out slut radio.com the other thing we want to say so this look before before christmas we got a surprise package yeah we did you get lots of surprise packages that's just from going to work oh look a new package let me kiss it uh anyway so we get a package and i said i so i got a hold of you obviously i'm like who the fuck sent this and you didn't know and i didn't know and we opened it package and I said, I, so I got ahold of you, obviously. I'm like, who the fuck sent this? And you didn't know. And I didn't know. And we opened it up. And so what did our wondering eyes did appear? Uh, but some good friends of ours, some folks that we had taken and give me that foster thing. Oh, a couple, a couple of things that, uh, uh, some folks, uh, when we had a question from Western Australia, they had, uh, sent us. if you notice behind my head, for those of you that are watching on our YouTube channel, there's a 40-inch blow-up kangaroo, which kicks ass. The Foster's beer sign. The Foster beer sign. And then they gave us a container of... Vegemite. Vegemite. So thank you very much. We appreciate that coming all the way from Australia. That was very, very nice to send that to us from Australia. Well, he's like, I don't know. I got a jar of Vegemite. And I said, who do you know in Australia? Yeah, and that's when we got... I saw the cards and it was Christmas gifts and thanking. So, thank you so much. We love... So, you're up. Your stuff is up in the studio now. We love it. The little dog absolutely hates the kangaroo. Yeah, he barks galore. And he's terrified of the kangaroo. And then you chase him around with it, and he's kind of scared of it. The big dog doesn't really care, but the little guy, he's a little scared of it. The little one is terrified of it. So thank you very much. We appreciate it. And if anybody needs our address, we're always open to putting stuff up in the studio. That's horrible. Shameless. No, it's fun when you get stuff. We're just like, wow, that is so cool. Yeah, it actually is. It's very, very nice. I haven't heard good things about Vegemite. I'm kind of hesitant because I heard it's really disgusting. Okay, so our friends in Australia, you need to send us recipes on how to properly use it because we're dumb Americans. We have no idea how to use it correctly. We will try it. I'll try it. I just don't know what's the most common way to eat it. Yeah, like if we're supposed to just grab a spoon. Are you supposed to have a Vegemite sandwich like they said? Did it work? Did it work? Yeah. I don't know. If we're supposed to use a spoon and you're supposed to dig in, we will. But you just have to tell us how to properly use it. So, okay. All right, good. So, I covered everything to cover. Okay, so the questions. Oh, my Lord.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker1:
I have to put on my readers.
Speaker3:
Because you're old.
Speaker1:
Shut your fucking God. Okay, so. Do I want to start with that one? Or do I want to start with that other one first? The other one's way longer. The other one's going to get people on a straight-up tangent. Which one should I start with? I don't know because I don't know what the questions are. They're both going to rile people up. They're going to rile people up. The second one's really going to rile people up. Let's start with the first one. Okay. This is from Starry-Eyed, and their location is the Old West. That gives you some key right off the bat. Okay. It's okay. When we first started swinging, the biggest fear my husband had was we would like someone someone else too much i assured him this would never happen well i have become infatuated with a guy in our local community uh we have made out at a party uh at the end of the night that was it now he is all i think about i have dreams about him i'm trying to go to things hopes he will be there. And now when my husband and I have sex, I'm picturing him and not my husband. I'm coming harder than ever. What do I tell my husband? Oops. No, it isn't. Well, before you say it isn't, I reach out to them. That's the bulk of the question. Okay. Okay. So the rest of it is now they are. She is specifically trying. They're specifically going to events that they know he's going to be at. So her husband knows. No. She's coordinating. She's not telling her husband why they're only going to these events. They're going to events they didn't even enjoy that they'd been at previously solely because she's doing everything to cater to try to get to hook up with this guy. I did find out that the guy is also married. He has zero interest in the guy and doesn't even really like the guy. He thinks the guy's kind of an ass.
Speaker3:
Her husband? Her husband doesn't like the guy.
Speaker2:
Right. Her husband thinks that this guy is kind of an ass okay so what should she tell her husband well maybe when he like has how much interaction has he had with said guy that part i don't know because maybe he comes across as an ass you should know how that feels and maybe he isn't one all i know well here's the thing is that he she is blowing everybody else off at parties and stuff just following him around i left that little part out there's a little too much infatuation there there's a oh well there's a huge fucking infatuation with this shit i mean uh i mean it's just fucking insane i mean that that's okay you haven't even fucked him if you're already that fucking actually she probably needs to probably needs to fuck him because she'll probably be sorely disappointed well when you first meet somebody and you really want to fuck him you're gonna dream about him you're gonna imagine sex with him you're gonna within limits within limits might be a little overboard you know following this dude around you're kind of becoming a stalker i was gonna say you're there's no kind of anywhere in this you're being a straight stalker well if as as i tell somebody at work if you see me i'm not being a stalker nice so my thing was was that i reached out i'm like okay when you're talking when everything was i'm trying to find out this whole like how long has it been a life so they've been a life so a couple of years well covet obviously throws everything for a loop right a couple years but my the other part of that is i was trying to find out so how how big of an what kind of relationship or jealousy issue do you have what does the hubby have because that makes all the difference in the world her response to me is he would be crushed because and it sounds to me like this is me this is me interjecting here that it would crush him to find out on the finding out that she's dreaming and thinking about him about this other dude instead of her instead of hubby when they're fucking that that would it sounds like that's going to play into every single one of his insecurities yeah that part i might keep quiet but the thing is is he thinks he's doing something special because he she's coming harder before that's the other part of this when she's like well i'm like okay because my first thought too is some things you just don't share you know work through it mentally this is like an episode of mash you know when bj one time like made out with a nurse and he was all fucked up about it and it was gonna write home and tell peg his wife and hawkeye was like why why would you ruin that marriage you made one mistake type thing thing is, is he has picked up on the fact that she is doing different shit in bed than she did before. Yeah, but that can be creativity or trying something different. But he's not. That's just it. No, if she's starting to do different things, that could be considered creativity. But don't you think that we're pushing him to lie more? I mean, at some point in time. No, she's not Mike. She's not fucked the other guy yet. But she's starting to be like, you know, louder and starting to shit like that. Making noises when she didn't before. Okay, but think about this. When we first started swinging, it was hot imagining yourself with somebody else and that made your sex life with your partner hotter because we were doing that kind of thing. Could it be kind of like that? I mean, I've never imagined somebody else other than you, except when you throw somebody's name out there, but that's just a kink of his and we'll keep that out of it. Yeah, but that's a kink. You like that, too. Well, it gets me off. Well, yeah, so you like when I do that. So I don't do it for me. I do it for you. It's all for you, Pumpkin London. No, I do it for me, too. See, Amy wouldn't suggest you tell hubby she is fantasizing about him while they are fucking. That would not turn out good. And that's my thing. But at some point in time, okay, and I agree with that. I agree with Amy and I agree with you and I agree with everybody's kind of saying that. But then she's living a lie and needs to communicate. There's the bigger problem is what about, what about. Were they going to parties specifically to hunt him out? Well, that's wrong. No, wait a minute. They aren't going to parties to specifically hunt them out. She is scheduling them to go to parties so she can specifically hunt him out. Has he not hooked into this? He has no interest in the wife. No, I know that. But has he not, is it not dawned on the husband that she's doing this? Apparently not. She doesn't think it has. Which, this is where where it gets a great because we we preach all the time about communication communication but i agree it's like okay you know if if it's specifically gonna fuck in his fuck with his head that you're thinking about him when you're fucking that probably leave that out but by the same token she is catering their entire swinging experience based upon this based upon this guy and here what you know what's going to happen if if she doesn't come to reality and maybe reality isn't hubby but if she doesn't get a grip she's going to do something stupid that what's gonna happen this this is leading this is a fucking train headed they only play as a couple currently yes and the wife has no interest no the husband has no interest in the wife and the other guy's wife exactly so i know what she's doing again this is me interjecting they're trying to go to parties and stuff where it could be turning to a group thing you know that whole so they have a chance to conveniently be in the same group setting and you're just fucking everybody ah i didn't have to you know touch your wife but i got to fuck him type thing that's what she what she's doing is she's catering everything to this and eventually hubby is going to figure it out unless he's completely moronic he's going to figure it out and when he when he figures it out then we got a problem we don't now mike asked a good question too he said uh do we know if the guy is even interested no we don't we don't he he's nice that could be a total debbie downer well here's the thing maybe their rules are they don't talk you know who knows what the guy and his wife's rules are and he's not breaking their rules the thing is it's a lot of unknowns it's leading to a huge eventually this is going to come to a head and amy put it their marriages this is a scary place for their marriage to be in the lifestyle and it is eventually this is going to come to a head either a couple things are going to happen I think one she's going to break the rules to fuck this guy and that's not going to end well that's going to be sneaking off and getting fucking pounded and thenby finds out and and now we got an issue he's gonna go look you psychotic fucking bat shit crazy hoe bag leave me the fuck alone that's not gonna end well because she's gonna be crushed all of a sudden her hubby's not gonna go why know why she no longer wants to swing they're going to fuck and he's a miserable fuck and she's gonna be slightly crushed crushed or hubby's going to go look bitch how long are you going to keep acting like i'm this stupid don't know what's going on and call her ass out on it true the the one scenario that i don't see is unless this dude this other guy gets a wife that the husband's interested in and it's a great fuck there's no way this is going to turn into one of those things that like in three years from now they're sitting around laughing about this story talking about how didn't it start off all weird i don't see that happening at all i mean i see this as nothing but like bad so the to me the becomes, at what point in time, where do you start actually communicating?
Speaker4:
At first, I feel like we're trying to help her lie.
Speaker3:
It's so totally like... No, it's not helping her lie. It's...
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
Step one. Some thoughts keep to yourself.
Speaker1:
Put the sledgehammer away. Let the fucking dude go. don't feel like going doing the whole party thing is right at all no that is a horrible idea well here's the thing if you don't if your husband doesn't like this guy if well and maybe he doesn't know i'm good enough whatever but if your husband't like this guy, odds are the husband probably doesn't like the other guys or people that this guy's friends with. So you're dragging him to parties that he doesn't want to be at. We've been to parties where a guy says something and you turn to me and you go, there's no way you're going to fuck that dude. He's off limits. And then I give in and later you fuck and later and then just let it all you go to a party again and well you know he's not too bad of a guy i take that back because the wife was hot and i want to bang her no shut up yeah there's been a couple of them that have been on the list for a long time and i'm like for what granted i don't break that rule i keep to it is there any truth or confession we want to get out get it out of the way now there's your big chance yeah right no i might go i don't get what's so wrong with him that you don't like him but haven't i been right an awful lot of the time no what do you mean no what the fuck do you mean no a couple of times yes but you know but then it also comes down to it's just sex. No, it's not. No, it's not just sex. Look. Okay. Wait a minute. Let's reverse course here for just a second. Let's say that this question was written by fucking Johnny Hard Penis, that was chasing around a fucking chick like this and he's dreaming about and he's dreaming about fucking banging this other girl every time he fucks and now he comes better and he's scheduling parties just to be be at the same place and he's walking around stroking his dick jacking off following around like a puppy dog how much does that change the ball game it changes it a fucking lot no's me they're even 50 shades of gray is sexy and erotic because it was a fucking billionaire if he was in a fucking trailer park it's a horror movie and no i didn't come up with that originally obviously but that's the fucking truth that's the fucking difference that so it's okay for a girl to do it no no she's bat she's stalking she's batshit fucking crazy she is fucking look we're gonna lose a listener i don't care she she is jeopardizing her marriage i agree with that she is because okay if she's not telling her about it's okay in my opinion it's okay to think about somebody when you're fucking. Occasionally. It's okay all the time. It's okay all the time to go. It's okay to think about somebody imagining what sex would be like. And anytime I've ever done that, it has turned into a huge disappointment. Well, yeah. Yes, very true. Look, in my opinion, there's nothing wrong with if every single time you fuck your spouse, you go, hey, I think about this person. It gets me off. The key, what I just said was, if every time you fuck your spouse, you say this happens. when you're just keeping that dirty little secret then it becomes it's a lie what else are you hiding what else is is not being spoken rachel makes a good point at chasing after somebody in a lifestyle is a very big problem there's infatuation when you're first in a lifestyle there's absolutely yeah you have your eye on somebody and yeah it's it'd be hot there are people in the lifestyle that i have had i have tremendous sexual tension with right and and every time we've gotten together you you've commented you know you can feel the sexual tension with me and certain people. And it is a desire, but it's not a, yes, did we schedule it and finally get it taken care of? Absolutely. Do we still like to fuck? Yes. Do we need to, again, sometime very, very soon? Yes. Anyways, but it's also not stalker. Iter it wasn't yes there was sexual tension and everything there but it's not a stalker type type situation that's my my biggest it's like here's the other thing if his ego and if his self-esteem is so fragile fragilely as, as we would say around the holiday season, then he is going to have some other issues with swinging. Because here's what's going to happen. Look, you're going to get with this guy or insert a guy here that's going to have a bigger dick, that's going to be ripped, that's going to be- You're going to make certain sounds and they don't like it and you don't do that with me. And he is going to be mind fucked. And the thing is, that's never good. It happens to all of us, but you have to, if you can't communicate about how you're feeling with this, you've done nothing wrong yet. If you can't communicate about how you feel about this, then he's probably not communicating to you either. So how are you going to successfully communicate when you bang Thor? When the dude walks in and he's just lacking the hammer, but it's fucking Thor, and you're just like, you don't even squirt, you just ooze from the inside out and turn into a giant puddle. It was so erotic and hot. How are you guys going to communicate about that? Yeah. And therein lies the problem to me. Now, the other thing is, yes, double standard, I think, absolutely applies here, because I think most people go, well, you know, guys are just slobbering pigs, but it's sexy if a woman's doing it. No, it's fucking not.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
It is just as batshit fucking crazy. If a dude's a stalker, that's fucked up. If a chick is a stalker, that's fucked up. Go watch a movie out there that show what happened okay don't seriously this is how you know remember think back to the 80s a newsflash woman gets shot in the face by a teenager that's having an affair with the husband think about this that was a batshit crazy chick it it's not sexy it's not hot it's just fucking nuts but if you can't communicate oh my fucking lord stop and here's the other thing dude you don't even know he's a good fuck yet until you've seen his penis quit dreaming too fucking much about how erotic this is gonna be from. From what it sounds like, if they only played a couple,
Speaker3:
you're going to get a chance to anyway.
Speaker1:
Well, here's my thing. She said that it was the end of the night, so they only got to make out. Any fucking sex parties that we've been to, and it's been so, so goddamn long. Anyways, it doesn't matter what time of the party it is, if there's a hot connection, I've never had a situation or scene where it's like, well, ah, just ran out of time. We've got to
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We've got to
Speaker2:
We've got to It doesn't matter what time of the party it is, if there's a hot connection, I've never had a situation or scene where it's like, well, just we're out of time, we gotta go.
Speaker3:
You don't know what kind of house, or what kind of party it is. It could be at a bar, it could be anywhere, it doesn't necessarily mean it's a house party that's going to sex.
Speaker2:
That's very true.
Speaker1:
I know this much, they made out and he didn't get naked. So, maybe, maybe she's got nasty nasty breath maybe she's a shitty kisser maybe she was like you know like tongue raping him or some weird shit and he was like god that was fucking horrible maybe he was drunk and he said to his wife my god that little psycho bitch jesus ah fuck what the? She doesn't even know those parts of it. No. This is leading for a huge like breakdown in communication.
Speaker3:
Let me tell you. If I was going after a guy actively after a third time, I wouldn't try anymore. No. Fuck
Speaker1:
no you wouldn't. No. No. Then it's like, okay, it's not gonna happen. And here's's part of the problem too she hasn't also reached out to the dude she is not because i asked her she has not reached out to the guy that she's lusting after to try to set something up to find out she's literally stalking trying to figure out what parties he might be at versus in the reaching out to him going hey i'm really interested big party blah she's not communicating with so does he even know she's interested besides making out we don't know only in her dreams i mean in your dreams in my dreams it was awesome you know i kind of feel sorry for the dude they're gonna fuck and she's to be like you were so much better before and he's going to be like what in the fuck are you talking about because I've had it where I was going to meet up with somebody and I fascinate about it a little bit going not fascinate but probably more role player in my head going okay what's it going to be like and I'm like okay it gets you really turned on and then you go to fuck and it's like well it wasn't what it envisioned at all uh in my head i thought it was gonna be way better so i learned not to do that just didn't follow the script in the least what the fuck i stopped doing that i'm like no that ruined it so okay so the overall advice that we're giving you starry-eyed communicate a get a fucking grip grab your pussy lips rain them back for just a few minutes get a grip and communicate with your husband what things happen why are we forcing it no shit okay are we at midway point we are are we what yes we are like oh no okay hey so so if you did, have you heard the good news? I bet you haven't. Well, you might have, but you should. Go to CrazyKazbah, www.CrazyK-R-A-Z-Y, Kazbah, K-A-S-B-H.com. Today, the site's all brand new, all redone, shiny spit polish, polish knob. It's all shiny, uh, there's all kinds of stuff on there, there's stuff about Casbah Cares, there's stuff about us, there's stuff about, uh, our podcasts, our pages, there's links to things, and, uh, it's just impressive as fuck, so, um, make sure you go to www.crazycasma.com hey you know what start 2021 off right uh you know get a shirt just saying i just wanted to okay so all right now i and i had i sped through that pretty fast for me you did it was kind of all over the place But that's okay Go on Maybe in 2021 You'd like to take over the Doing the sponsors role
Speaker3:
No
Speaker1:
I bet we could charge more If I said Miss Amanda Was going to talk sexy About the sponsors
Speaker4:
I don't talk sexy
Speaker3:
But move on
Speaker1:
Just do it like this And we'll call it Miss Amanda talking With the sponsor's dick in her mouth No You sure? Mm-hmm Would your boyfriend say you didn't talk sexy? Did you just rip his clothes off? Did you wear a bra? You didn't put a bra on, did you? All I had on was a towel. Jesus Christ. That had to be cold walking into the hotel. You're so funny. So you greeted a towel I greeted him with a towel on And they're little towels in a hotel They're not very big I'm like I barely covered my fat ass But that's okay You greeted him with a washcloth on That's pretty much Sexy, do you like that? I think so Well usually guys have a way to tell There's a There's a meter. Is it a meter? Really? Did it take a few strokes, a few licks to get it all the way up? Well, he just came in out of the cold, so it probably took a little bit. But did it take very much? No. Good job. Good job. Did you use a lube that I told you to make sure you take? Nope, didn't need it. I think you had a towel on. Did you find out whether or not to have continental breakfast tomorrow? That's really the most important thing because that's why I told you. They have a limited breakfast starting at 6. So I figured I can go to work a little bit late and we can have breakfast. Did you guys not schedule? Did you not try to schedule what I told you to schedule? Seriously? Well, I told him we had it until 11 and we'd probably go for an early lunch. And what did he say? He just laughed. God, you guys are retarded. Okay. All right. There you go. I need my readers on to this next one. Well, hey. You want to take a break at 10 o'clock? It's better than going in the conference room. We can just go. Hotel isn't too far away. We're going to a penis uh okay all right so okay you can't even talk can you this next one no boy i i i am i am doing this question silly because i know it needs to be answered but i know it is just gonna absolutely fucking poke the bear and rile people the fuck up. Good boy. Okay. All righty. This is Steve from Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Okay. Get your pen and paper out because you're going to want to follow along with this one. My wife and I have a rule about always using condoms. Okay. We had not been to a party because of COVID, but went out earlier in December, and we both got really drunk. Seeing red flags all over the place. And we're hooking up with two singles. So they each hooked up with a single. Are we keeping track? You got your notebooks, handy-dandy notebooks out? the lady I hooked up with a single oh are we keeping track you got your notebooks handy dandy notebooks out the lady i hooked up with is well known in our community and the guy she hooked up with was was visiting friends from out of town here is the problem we both broke the rule neither of us use condoms but the guy was having trouble getting it up and really didn't get it didn't hit her so she didn't didn't fuck real well okay still insertion that's okay okay i had no problem my wife and i had sex several times the next week about a week before christmas eve we got the results back we both had the clap
Speaker2:
I'll see you next time. the next week about a week before christmas eve we got the results back we both had the clap
Speaker1:
uh-oh what whoa shaggy um my wife is really upset the gal i hooked up with called me and admitted admitted she was waiting on a test result result before we hooked up okay she begged me not to tell anyone my wife has already talked to friends about our situation she thinks the guy gave it to her uh gave it to her and me should i protect the gal i hooked up with or fess up to my wife? Fess the fuck up. What the hell? Fess up. So I'm reading this and I get this email. Hey, that's like saying you got tested for COVID and went to a party. And while you you're waiting on test results if you're waiting on test results of a fucking so here's the part that i find there's so many fucking trains that have all come together to wreck at the same time yeah i think okay so wait a minute so the the single gal knew the single guy no they didn't know each other basically what's going on is the single gal knew the single guy. No. They didn't know each other. Basically, what's going on is the single gal is going to let this guy that nobody really knew was a friend of a friend of other people that were putting on the party was a swinger, but was a friend of other people there. That's not from around there out of town, you know, was going to basically let him be the rap for the cause of the fucking STD. Okay. So, okay, so there's so much shittiness going on here. Number one, okay, let me, I'm going to put this out here first and foremost. If you get an STD or you're waiting for a test for an STD if but if you get an std there are certain people you need to contact you need to let people know that you've who you've had sex with recently just general knowledge to the rest of the world shut the fuck up don't talk about your situation with other people that that have no bearing it if there's, it's just friends. They don't need to know because then you're disclosing other people's medical conditions and there's just a whole range of, that's just not something you share. You need to let people know you've had sex with. You need to let them know right away. If you're waiting for a fucking test result, for the love of fucking Christ, do not go to a goddamn party. Seriously. Are you fucking kidding me? You can go, but don't play. Yeah, yeah. Don't play. Yeah, don't fucking play. For the love of everything good and holy. Say you're broken. Something, anything. But to sit and... Okay, even if you were going to play, wear a fucking condom because you at least reduce the chances well you you need it you need it people yeah you have to let people know they have a right to know i mean it's just like uh and yes i agree with amy just put they both fucked up whoever they got it from. Yeah, I mean, it is neither here nor there. Here becomes the bigger thing is, fuck the other people involved. Screw, take out the fact of the single lady or the single guy. Your wife is tore all the fuck up blaming herself because i reached out to him right and he's like well she's all upset she's blaming herself whatever here's the kicker here's the kicker to this you ready for this he has not admitted to her that he broke the rule also How's that for an added fucking win in the situation Okay
Speaker2:
First off He broke the rule also. How's that for an added fucking win in the situation? Okay.
Speaker3:
First off, if Akai is having issues, which we know it happens, it happens all the time. Yes, condoms make it worse, whatever. Even if he barely got any insertion, he could have given you something.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Right. It doesn't have to be a full-fledged hard-on right okay even before that let's let's break the problems down in order shall we problem number one you both got super trained you were drunk she was so drunk she does not know your wife was so drunk she does not know whether or not she how she got fucked or anything else okay she didn't realize that's the fact that she broke the rule so the first rule is you're both hammered nobody should be playing when they're that drunk and you're supposed to be watching oh shut up don't cry but you should be watching out for each other. Yes, you should. Rule number two. Okay, Steve. Your wife is fessed up that she broke the rule. Quit being a douchebag and not owning up to the fact that you also broke the fucking rule. It's better to admit it when she she admits it because then you can go oh shit you know we were both drunk and we both did this and then move on with life yeah but now she's gonna feel like he stabbed her in the back because he waited well at some point in time i'm sorry at some point i mean he has a choice now either fucking come clean or i guess be willing to never tell her again if you love her she's your wife don't let her beat yourself up over your error yeah you're both you both fucked up like amy said earlier you both fucked up own it so the fact that you and it was said who was to say okay the one guy we know was waiting for a test result. So odds are pretty good. Dude, you got it from her and you gave it to your wife, but there's no way to know for sure. Obviously there's no talk about whether or not anybody's trying to get ahold of the single guy because well, you had sex with him that night. You don't know. Somebody needs to be trying to get a hold of him also, which if anybody was sober enough to know who the fuck he even is.
Speaker3:
Probably not.
Speaker1:
And you know what? Here's the other thing. Just because he's a dude and nobody really knows him, I'm sorry. That doesn't mean that it's okay to fucking... You ran your mouth, and now you're throwing some other dude, some innocent dude, under the bus. We've been the innocent people accused.
Speaker3:
Oh, yeah, we have.
Speaker1:
We'll be right back. fucking you ran your mouth and now you're throwing some other dude some innocent dude under the bus we've been the innocent people accused oh yeah we have we've been the people that got the phone called where the people go well we have what i don't remember what it was it's gonorrhea yeah and they we got it from you and we're like uh no you didn't could it be the trip that you just got back on from vegas which guess comes to find out Everybody goes gets tested We didn't have it Guess what nobody around here did Yeah and it comes to find out Oh yeah they did get it from the fucking trip to Vegas So the thing is Okay it's not fair To just let somebody take the rap Nobody should be taking the rap Quick Don't tell everybody everything you know Don't get train wrecked drunk at a party But for the love of fuck You and your wife Or you and your husband You and your significant other That should be your number one priority To save your own ass Because you don't want to admit That you also didn't use a condom You are going to sit there And let your old lady Just sit there and fucking train wreck herself thinking that it's her fault. And the thing is, is that do you really believe she's going to want to fuck again after this? because even when we were falsely accused
Speaker2:
and we were waiting she's going to want to fuck again after this.
Speaker1:
Because even when we were falsely accused and we were waiting for the test results, we had no symptoms. We had no, you know, but we immediately went and got tested. Was that not stressful as fuck?
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
It was like, I have no desire to keep going.
Speaker1:
Yeah, instantly. I mean, it was horrible. So she's sitting there, and why would you sit there and let her take the rest? Think that she's the one that caused it. She caused it. I mean, I can't even fathom that. Here is what is so. Kim, why would you protect a single female of your wife? Exactly. Exactly. Not quite how Mike phrased it. Well, because here's the thing. Let me help you out with something, Steve. You're not going to go get to go get fucked again. If you went and protected some single female over me, I'd kick your ass. Oh, no. This show's going to take a horrible turn. You want to know what i would be so it would take every ounce of restraint i had not to fucking blast the fucking bitch that showed up to a party waiting for test results yeah okay that in and of itself would piss me off and then for her to have the the nerve to fucking tell you and ask you to protect her and not tell anybody dude one thing he's going you need there is one a person needs to know the fucking party coordinator yes because if if this type of shit happened with one of our events and we found out they'd be banned for life because no we're not gonna have somebody how many other people did you have sex with it well that and that part was never discussed our our prime people wouldn't know because they're too drunk and look here's the thing okay and i'm this is not like a fucking sermon about the evils of alcohol because sweet mother of fuck if anybody knows how to really drunk and and hooked up with people yes cole can i can drink a lot and not be really drunk and still function just fine there's been times i've been too drunk whatever but i also as a general if the female is really no but anytime we've hooked up with somebody no females drunk you won't i won't i have nothing to do with that anytime we've hooked up with somebody and you've been drunk it wasn't a drunk drunk no no no no and by the time you get to a
Speaker3:
hotel or whatever you're pretty fucking sober i was ready to roll but no i will not hook up with
Speaker1:
somebody we that's just kind of our thing we will not hook up with somebody that's super drunk we we just won't super drunk super high we're not interested we don't do that whatever the sad thing is the part i think i couldn't get over as i kept reading this was the fact that yes he was We'll be right back. we don't do that whatever the sad thing is the part i think i couldn't get over as i kept reading this was the fact that yes he was willing to fucking defend some fucking hoe bag over his wife and the fact that he's willing to not admit he sees this as a golden opportunity to avoid getting busted and and yell that for not wearing a condom this is like he got like a freebie bareback. You know what I mean? Well, okay, so here's a question. What was his reaction when the wife admitted the condom wasn't used? You know, I did not think to ask him that and I wish I would have. Because I'm sure he was judgmental as fuck. Because if he blew up a gasket and had no right to, granted, if you did and you knowingly didn't use one, shame the fuck on you. Well, okay, Mike put, she's waiting for a test result and shows up, fucks people bare. Her shit deserves to be front page news and banned forever. Yes, she does. Yeah, and you're right. Carrie, she's going to find out at some point in time. Because here's the thing. If this single female did it at that party, she's going to do it again. And somebody else is going to not protect her. I can, okay, knowing how guys think, this would be like, you know, I'm so sorry I didn't use a condom. I can't believe you would do that. You know that's a huge rule. God, because you'd have to make it somewhat good. You couldn just be like oh it's okay sweetie we just got std it's no big deal you couldn't do that because you'd have to act pissed you you couldn't act relieved you couldn't be like really you didn't darn it shwoo i mean you know you'd have to act yeah some way which is only going to Which is awesome. The one good thing with this is when this comes out, she is going to be fucking flaming ass pissed. Well, but here's the thing. In that whole mess of words, was there anything written that said that she fessed up right away or is it after they're being tested? He never said when she fessed up. Because maybe she didn't fess up right away. She didn't remember most of the stuff. So hers has been more as a finding thing. Well, let's face it. Here's the other thing. I didn't ask him, but let's put two and two together. Who probably showed symptoms first? She did. No, I'll bet you he did. He got it first. He was the one that stuck his dick in a dirty cooter. I don't know. What's a good symptom for the clown? Drippy dick. No, I don't know. Well, here's the thing. I'm sure, and I didn't ask him this, and I should have. I think I was so, like, usually I'm not, not like fucking taken aback or caught off guard with this kind of shit right but i was so taken aback by this there's questions in hindsight i wish i would ask who had symptoms first did you tell her when you had symptoms right away you know did you how did you react when she told you that she realized she didn't use a condom you know there's a lot of different things there that that should have got asked that i didn't but i think that here's what's really sad i want to say i would love to sit here and tell you all that something like this is such a rare rare occurrence probably never happens this is one in a million type of thing here's the truth this isn't rare not one part of it think about this for a minute especially now in the thirsty climate we're currently in there are people going to parties all the time that are waiting for test results or that have symptoms that they have not got tested for or have not got tested. They fucked and not got tested. Well, also keep in mind there's some things that people don't have symptoms of. Right. But they fucked and never went and got a test to begin with okay we've shared this story before i went through this shit girl was making appointments literally appointments they were fucking from one state all the way across to their home on the other side of the other state making appointments i said how often are you getting tested tested what's this testing you speak of three days later so i said this thing i went and got tested i have herpes it happens all the time this got they say they say initial breakout of herpes is extremely painful extremely painful she played they figured out she had played at least once possibly twice in the beginning early stages of her initial breakout which is supposedly the most painful with herpes so she had open sores the inside of her vagina at the early stages and painful and still played this happens all the fucking time people getting fucking train drunk at parties and not putting their spouse or what's going on around them happens all the fucking time. And the really sad thing is not communicating, not wanting to own it, not wanting to own up when you fuck up, you're going to fuck up in the lifestyle. I've done it. You have specifically told me you can hook up with her wrap it and what did cole do cole was drinking his roman cokes that's one of those drunk moments when he got caught up in the fucking moment and cole wasn't train wreck drunk but cole was cole was thinking with his dick and cole was not thinking with his other head and cole turned around and did not do the right thing cole got lucky i got lucky i didn't get you anything or anything else no but i had to fucking turn to you and i turned to you immediately on the way home there wasn't the next day it wasn't a couple days later it no immediately and said i fucked up and it was not i was in the room but it was not fun you still i was in the room i knew it was happening yeah but it was not fun to have to own you're gonna fuck up in the lifestyle but you have to own it and oh my god that's what's this is why we do this show holy shit people you have got to fucking have your shit together and right now as people are coming out of 2020 horned up like motherfuckers they just don't care pussy dick that's all they care about this kind of shit's gonna happen more and more so I say that I put that out here only because like you each and everyone you know if you're married or you're have a significant you guys swing as a partner you know as partners you have to have each other's back like you gotta watch you gotta help each other you gotta be willing to say to the other one
Speaker2:
Thank you. have a sniff gun you guys swing as a partner you know as partners you have to have each other's back like you got to watch you got to help each other you got to be willing to say to the other
Speaker1:
one whoa hey hey you're a little drunk why don't we talk about this before you just continue to tongue rape that girl cool why don't we talk about this okay before you continue to lick his nutsack amanda why don't we talk about this you need to yeah you need to you need Thank you. Why don't we talk about this? Okay, before you continue to lick his nutsack, Amanda, why don't we talk about this? You need to... Has that happened? Yeah. You need to have each other's back. You need to remind each other of the rules. You need to... You just, you know, you need to be in it together. If you're a single, you need to have your wits about you a little bit. you got to watch out for you because this shit is going on look i know we have known people that have knowingly played with herpes which there's different opinions on that we know people that have knowingly played with hiv we know people that have knowingly played with people with hiv don't personally know them but whatever but we personally know people that have played with played with people with hiv personally know but whatever but we personally know people that have played with play with people with hiv without using protection and they had all kinds of justification in the world for it and that's not something they told other people potential playmates so i mean this shit's like wow and for the love of fuck look take stock of your relationship the one thing I want to say to Steve Wow. And for the love of fuck, look, take stock of your relationship. The one thing I want to say to Steve, Steve, go talk to a counselor. Your marriage, you got a huge major fucking faux pas here going on. If you're like, if it's better to fucking, it's better to let your wife beat the shit out of herself and feel horrible than own up to something dude come on go go you're married you don't need to be swinging and and like somebody else said fucking do not protect somebody else you need to let a party planner or or somebody know. You don't need to publicly blast, but you need to let somebody else know, party planners, that this single chick was doing this shit. Because here's what's going to happen. Can you imagine being that dude? It's like, hey, I went to a good party. It was an okay time, whatever. You show up the next round, and you're getting all these people like, fuck you, dude, you fucking ST guy's like what what i i'm new here you fucking dick okay ah five minutes there you go so all right well what a weird fucking crazy year 2020 has been uh hey i said announcement last time say it again get ready kids it's time a change. Everybody be really quiet for a second. Do you hear that? That's the wave of full swap radio coming soon. Get ready. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Boy, I got it. Get ready. Full swap radio is coming soon. Again, don't forget to check out our great sponsors, ASN Lifestyle Magazine.com, Smart Swingers. You know what? They read. Also, our good friends at altplayground.net. Sign up today. Make 2021 the way to be, ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Oh, yeah, and full swap shop. You've listened to the show. Harsh, just now. Read a mag. Yeah, be a super fan. Buy some swag. Start off 2021, right? Send us an email. Send us your questions, comments, whatever you want to send us uh with the exception of cocaine send it to us at uh crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com you can find our website at www.crazycasbah.com wait a minute yeah what follow us on twitter at truth crazy uh follow us on instagram whatever we do there crazy dot casbah follow her on only fans uh huh find her cooter everywhere that you shop at your local stores uh anywho there's something else oh our YouTube channel Yeah check that out Our YouTube channel That's Kazba
Speaker2:
Yeah
Speaker1:
Are you gonna make it Did you just get yourself
Speaker2:
Fucked sleeping
Speaker3:
It's the first time I've yawned That's impressive Thanks
Speaker1:
Yeah you're coming off A dick high
Speaker2:
Yeah I'm kind of
Speaker3:
Fucked silly I'm tired
Speaker1:
Oh yeah Hold on I'm sorry
Speaker3:
I've got my exercise
Speaker1:
La
Speaker2:
Anyways
Speaker1:
Alright So doing it And be safe kids Happy New Year 2021 It's gonna be the bomb Much much better We're all excited We'll see you with season four episode 140 that's what will be coming season four you're way ahead of numbers but whatever yeah anyway season four is coming soon happy new year's you guys coming soon. Happy New Year's, you guys. Do it the only way we know how. The only way we want to. The only way we will, even in a new year. Casbah style.
