Send us Fan MailThis week we help a couple that became as victims of an internet miss understanding. The meeting places, hook up lists etc are great but can create a false impression of how much playing your really doing. How to avoid that and over come any false impressions. We also talk about DP s and DVP s . We are asked to play ref with a couple trying to decide if they should or should not go for it. Plus we help to give our input on what is or is not incidental Contact It is a lot of fun. PLUS we talk next weeks famous Drinking show. Yep you will not want to miss it. DO you want to hear all our shows? go to www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am their host with the most. Speaker2: I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and hard-sucking Miss Amanda. Hey. Speaker1: And we're here to titillate, tantalate, and do other shit, fuckalate, percolate if we were coffee, you know, and maybe, yeah, I don't know, whatever. So hopefully at some point in time during the night, I will sneeze. I'll sneeze all over Amanda and spew my droplets of knowledge upon us. Don't do that again. Speaker3: And we'll go from there. He did that in the car. It was funny. Speaker1: I thought it was funny. It was fucking hilarious for me. I thought it was great. I thought it was hilarious. It's not like we're going to give ourselves each something. We've already got it. Do you want me to shoot cum on you earlier in the day? What's a little fucking spit bubbles later in the day? All right, hey, so real quick, this is season three. Damn near towards the end of it, we're racing. Go, Seabiscuit, go! We've only got a couple more shows left, and it'll be the end of season three. Episode 134. That would be 134. Now4 now serving 134 uh but here's the big announcement kids get your handy dandy notebooks out get your shot glasses ready get your shit ready to go because not this week not tonight not now but next week it is the one and only the world famous the out of this fucking mind drinking show it's our annual drinking show next week so here's the thing if for those of you that don't know we have a secret facebook page crazy casbah shh don't tell the others you should say it quietly but it's a secret according to that i did okay according to that i talk quiet okay just put your head closer to it There you go. Oh, yeah, baby. Anyway, so talk quiet. Okay. Just put your head closer to it. Speaker2: There you go. Speaker1: Oh, yeah, baby. Anyway, so you'll want to mark it down so you can follow along. For those of you who don't know what I was getting to there, we have a secret Facebook Speaker2: page. Speaker1: We do this in front of, shut the fuck up, that we do this front of live of. And you want to be a part of the drinking show because what you do is you get your bottle of whatever and you drink when we drink. And then the show sounds so much better because we're all drunk at the end of the show and it's like a four-hour episode. So next week, tune in. Next week, it's The Drinking Show. We'll be drinking. We'll be drunk. God only knows what will come out of our spoo out of our mouths. So that's next week. What are you touching me for lower lower oh yeah uh okay so but this is so this is i told that part so let's real quick do a quick touch to our sponsors touch to our sponsors if you will yeah you notice there
Speaker3:
wasn't anything there so if you decide to flick it i'll hit you in the ball fucking aim higher
Speaker1:
all playground.net go there we have we have a history there or we have a history I don't know. I'm going to fucking aim higher. Doot, bing. Altplayground.net, go there. We have a history there, or we have a history. We have a community there as well, altplayground.net. So many different things. You know, they're striving to be a true community for all sex-positive people. So if you're non-monogamous, they want you to be there. If you're swingers, if you're kinksters, if you're poly, if you're transgender, if you're leftiessters if you're poly if you're transgender if you're lefties if you're righties if you're fucking squirrels whatever it is furries whatever they want you there uh again the whole the whole group it's seriously quite seriously for the non-monogamous families all the way across the board not families but people uh i'll play growing that next when you're when you're there find us crazy caswell we'll be there too also remember tits can sag balls can droop but a brain will last forever if i only had a brain so sexy swingers are smart swingers and smart people read or at least they look at dirty pictures in a reading format so uh what you want to do is go and and uh subscribe today to our good friends at asnlifestylemagazine.com uh get three million fucking sexy motherfuckers can't be wrong uh that is for sure that's the way i feel about it yes she does have a nice pineapple uh also and finally you can listen to the shows you can read the mag be a true fan and buy the swag.'s right go to fullswapshop.com today uh you want to hurry and get your orders in if you want it by christmas happy holidays so make sure you go to fullswapshop.com get your cool shit today uh because nothing says merry christmas like a big fucking fuck you finger from crazy Casbah under the tree And just so you know For those who listen Somebody will have some explaining to do Well remember Hey this is the key to remember You know we've got shirts Like the what the fuck shirt That doesn't say anything about swinging We have stuff like You got a high school kid That wants something funny We got some stuff like that Check out that merchandise We have stuff for Crazy Truth That people won't have to know that you're a swinger it just knows you have an attitude and it's badass fuck yeah badassery uh there we go how we doing so far oh fuck what time did we start the show why don't i ever write that fucking down jesus fuck christ son of a bitch what time 7. we start the show? 7.36. Sherman T. Potter. Okay. So, yeah, there we go. And here's the deal. We've got some, we've got, oh my God, I've got such a huge announcement coming and I still can't fucking say what it is and it pisses me off so bad. I'm going to have the biggest blue ball announcement known to man because I want to say it so much. I can feel my nuts swelling to just spew this information on you, and I can't tell you yet. I can, but I can't yet. So, you know, soon. Very fucking, very soon. But I'm going to tell you this much. It's a game changer. Why? Because either go big or go home. And so you can either lead the charge. That's like what we like to do. Or you can be a, which we are not. So, you know, follow along accordingly. Pick your place, kids. Hook to our little star. Hook your wagon. Do-do. Across the sky we go. You going to say anything tonight? Maybe. I don't know. you're going 90 miles an hour okay well i want to know what i want to get this i want to get this part done real quick i want to get we've got some really good questions okay they are they will they will definitely entertain and broaden some of our horizons we'll all be better by the end of this show because we listen to this show okay i promise you you're gonna be like man i feel better about myself for listening to this show are these like long questions because you're just like spewing fast i know i am but this next part i just have to say one no you don't want me to go slow on the next thing i'm gonna hit oh god just i just want to say this really quick just real quick can i say just one thing this we'll get the pissing people off part out of the way quick. Okay, fine. I just want to put this out there. This is a really important thing, okay? Because we all know what our symbol is. The big fingers. I just want to say out there. Life is very, very simple. Very simple. You either make a stand about what's right in life, and you stand up and you don't be afraid and you take the hits and you do it because it's right or you be a giant fucking puss ball and hide a snake behind rocks and come up with excuses and crap. And everybody gets to choose. That's the joy of what we do in the world. We all get to choose. Life's about choices. Make it cherry red. It's all about choices. So I just want to put this out there to all the fucking folks right now that are so busy I don't know. life's about choices make it cherry red it's all about choices so i just want to put this out there to all the fucking folks right now that are so busy talking about how we all should love one another and we should all just let everything slide because we're all part of the same group no matter how stupid things are we can't wait to see you all at crazy Nights 2022 when you'll no longer be clicky ass fucks and come to our event this year, this next year. We're excited as fuck. So I just wanted to put that out there real quick. Just making our stand. Okay, on with the show, shall we, pumpkin? That wasn't that bad. keep in mind
Speaker3:
that I'm like in the 90th percentile
Speaker1:
of having a cardiac event you'll cause me to stroke out i did not did i say a single name no did i call anybody out no at all did i did we do anything to get sued something got you riled up oh you better fucking believe it did ow we didn't you mess up my hair bitch no so no it it didn't i just i just wanted to make sure that we put the invitation out for 2022 to everybody we want those folks to know that we want them at our event because we all are gonna sing kumbaya and love each other is there anything anything wrong with that? Is Coke going to be your sponsor? Maybe. And we're going to teach the world to sing. We'll have that as a session. It'll be awesome. Anyways, let's get on with questions now, shall we? I mean, because not all of us can just make up sex stories. What? I'm sorry. All right. So away we go. You did it. Did what? Nothing. Oh, I'm nothing oh i'm sorry i must have blacked out there for a moment my bad fuck anyways before you say a word take a deep breath because you're really really scaring the fuck out of me hey i guess we're gonna find out how many people take a deep breath yeah oh yeah there we go yeah it's all an innocent fun and it is this is we're just we're just having fun pumpkin uh-huh we're just having fun trust me it's all good wow okay so remember who's the more intelligent person okay let's go to questions shall we sure why not our questions our questions are actually really really the questions are actually really really good one's really funny one's really funny we're gonna do the second half the other one the other one's really really good though i do like the question silly what's what you're having yeah i'm sure so the the first question and we're allowed to use your name and i'm like okay awesome so it is from joel and tammy they're in california san jose okay so they are a we're a long time swinger swinging couple we have recently been trying to use a hookup section of a website we're on uh we've not had much luck but we got turned down by a couple the other day because they said because we've been posting so much that they that we were easy and that what should we do so i i reached out to him because i'm like i'm like okay wait a minute so here's what it was so like a rendezvous or some sites will have like a like a liaison section basically you know you put out there hey we're looking to we're looking to meet people or meet up whatever the first thing is that they didn't tell me they're like this is before some of the lockdown they're they're operating within the current environment rules and regulations so they're not going to clubs they're not going to parties and stuff like that okay so they're trying to use this as a way to meet people so and what they said they've been they've been doing this a long time they've been a lifestyle for like as long as we have like 10 plus years okay okay so they had never ever really tried the liaison section of the website that they use and we're not going to say what website it is okay so they'd never really used that before so they were trying that and you know how this went with us we've we were on websites that we had used that and you know how it goes you can post a lot of times it you know absolutely nothing yeah and get nothing but yeah it shows that you post a lot of times so what happened was they got there was a couple they were talking to that they had got uh through the website whatever not through the that not through that liaison section but when they figured out who they were because of how many times they had posted in the liaison the other the couple they were talking made the assumption that they played too much basically okay and they're like what the fuck what what did we do and as when i reached out to them they said they're so frustrated because they're trying to do you know they're trying to to meet the the proper way and obviously again because without you know with all the guidelines out there in the world right now they're trying to meet within the proper guidelines and they're like we have had we've we've met up they had met up with like two couples total out of all the times they put something on there and only played one time and so now they're like concerned because do they have a bad rap what should what should they do yay technology no i get it you know we knew a couple that they're posting every freaking weekend yeah granted you have the time and they weren't always getting the hookup and we know that because we saw them at the bar yeah yeah we talked to them how frustrated they were at times with with how frustrating those things can be. We did it a couple of times,
Speaker3:
but it wasn't in the liaison. It was more just out there generally, hey, let's see us, let's hook up.
Speaker1:
We have never... You have got to stand watching a little wine. We have never... I don't think we've... Have we ever had any... Do we ever get anything from a liaison?
Speaker3:
Anytime we use that type of a section on any website, we ever have any luck at all no no yeah not in the least because even when we put a general thing that we were at this bar come say hi they're like well we see you we'll come over and say hi because i don't know what the hell you look like yeah or the next day we didn't well we saw you there well that does no good did you see us sitting by ourselves because no one would come up and talk to us? Yeah, great.
Speaker1:
I think, okay, so I didn't ask him. I guess I should have asked him how they worded stuff.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I mean, wording in that type of a situation.
Speaker2:
Here's the deal.
Speaker1:
It kind of sucks because I understand people are trying to be careful, and it can have the wrong image or the wrong look because they see that, you know, god they're constantly oh my god they're so thirsty but so wording can go a long ways with that but i don't i don't i think their big concern now is that people now they're afraid to post because they're thinking people think they're easy or you know that they're getting a bad and unfair an unfair rap in the whole in the whole situation yeah but i would go and i put a really smart ass liaison out there going since no one else is responding when at least one person want at least meet for a drink yeah actually yeah that because then that shows that no one's ever responding so you're not hooking up yeah exactly Yeah, no, that's actually a great way to put, hey, you know, is this thing on, does this work? We've put this out so many times, and we have gotten absolutely zero, zero responses out of this. Shelly, the drinking game is next week. Because Misty asked what the word was. so the i mean put go ahead at this point in time put something out there to say hey we want people to know this hasn't worked we've just been trying this because or hey does this actually work has anybody had any luck because we aren't having any yeah yeah kind of make it a joke thing hey is anybody want to email us to let us know how to make this thing actually work yeah there's nothing wrong with that because it i mean let's face it it's frustrating that most all the websites have a form of a liaison or a hookup or whatever section i've never heard of anybody and i'm not saying that can't i'm not saying that they're all the same but i've never heard i've never heard couples that are just like oh my god that's the most effective tool out there like every website puts that on there but i've never you know i've heard people go well we've got some response we've got some luck we've had some success with it but i've never heard people just going absolutely ape shit about that is just the way how many people just don't don't kiss don't tell well and and well that's very true that's i mean but still people if something's successful people tend to talk about that they'll they'll say if that works there and yes angela makes point too there is a there is a degree of just you know don't worry about that couple don't start getting a fucking mind fuck with yourself just because they said don't think that everybody is spending all this time writing everything down going wait wait they've been on there six times they've been on there seven times because most people don't don't fucking don't fucking uh no now if you turn and say you know hey we let's have fun like we did last weekend you know then you could get a pretty bad rap yeah then you can get a rap and you guys angela's had success with liaisons fuckers they never had a success with any of that shit man okay so anyways well that's because angela's hot and so is kurt so so i'd do him so the the thing the thing is is that But here's the other thing is, OK, this is a lot like when we talked about hall passes. Don't use the word hall pass. So maybe instead of open, instead of talking about just a couple or a single, whatever, whatever your current rules are. Right. Right. Which I know right now, California is going to like a straight complete lockdown but when it when it comes out of this take and maybe do a maybe do a small group thing at that point in time or you know it's something i sometimes it sounds stupid sometimes wording can make a huge fucking difference well it's all in the wording let's face it well i mean this that's just it you have to you have to word it very very careful you would be surprised we're all guilty of this we get excited i i know i i am well what pictures are they posting i didn't ask him and i didn't ask him they couldn't and that's part of it what pictures are you posting are you wording it in a
Speaker3:
way that sounds or can come across as desperate that's a huge part of it look there and there's a lot of things that are little look it's little bitty things but right now especially with the way everything is right so the way things are locked down and the way things are um um just people are kind of on hyper edge because we're having to do so much stuff online, right? So all of a sudden, little bitty things can take and totally change the mindset of how something is perceived, how something is the perception. So you have to be aware. Don't choke on your spit. Hold on one second. Jesus, good Lord. Oh my goodness. You have to be aware of that stuff. You just have to. You know, if you don't, if you don't. You know, we've seen people that come across as, as, here we go, politically correct. Well, we've seen some desperate ones Yeah, yeah And resorting to using guilt trips of feel bad for me Pisses me off Please pity fuck me I now had a second guy do that to me And it's like, oh yeah, no, talking to you again or you know you have the ones that come across as they constantly play all the time and that can people take that as negative it can be the same couple over and over again but people just take you as you're just easy is that a way to to put it we're all easier we should be well i mean yeah there's a degree of sport fucking but it's like people people want that peace of mind to know look they want to make sure that the machine's not they're not breaking you in but by the same token they don't want that you're not close to being put out to pasture well some people don't some people don't want to be part of your story oh right exactly wait a minute what no i know well i'll be damned uh well and here's the other thing granted if you're gonna tell a story about me make it sound good yeah make sure you tell people that my dick is like 12 inches long and i can fucking twist it and slap and hang from the ceiling with it uh the other thing is he sucks sucks dick like none other. I tend to be a smart ass. You tend to be a smart ass. Wait, what? What? Sometimes we have to be careful because we know that it's a smart ass joke in a comment. Yeah. And all of a sudden that gets fucking... That gets read totally wrong. Yeah. And we find out later that that's, then they become haters. I really watch how I word stuff.
Speaker1:
Not to me, you don't.
Speaker3:
No, because you've known me for 28 years. You know, you know when I'm joking around when I'm being serious.
Speaker2:
Sure.
Speaker1:
Sure I do.
Speaker2:
Yep. Yep.
Speaker1:
Every guy does.
Speaker2:
Yep.
Speaker3:
I've like, you start to reply. I'm like, no, you can't be a smart ass.
Speaker1:
I've learned that the hard way. You come off being bitchy. You do. I mean, you can. Dick. God. It's only an illusion. Sure. More pina coladas? Please. It's getting chunky. I thought the added pineapple We're not even supposed to be drinking this show yet Jesus Okay But I wanted to use the freaking pineapple I know we needed to use the pineapple I'm drinking water I would have looked stupid Oh there's a big chunk of pineapple Are you seriously Did you the air? Now you're digging in your drink glass. Here, open your mouth because I don't like pineapple. Well, you've got to talk while I'm doing this.
Speaker3:
I'm going to feed them pineapple and trip everywhere.
Speaker1:
Just think, guys. This isn't even the drinking chill. Just think what's on trap for next.
Speaker2:
Trap?
Speaker1:
There will be no traps next weekend.
Speaker3:
We'll discuss at the end of it what we should have. Yeah, yeah. You guys would have to give us suggestions. Okay. Keep talking, because I'm chewing up fucking pineapple in my mouth. Doesn't take that. Don't. Not on my shirt. Fucked hard. This is why people like us. Anyways. Play with three in a month or a year in someone's eyes would be a whore either way.
Speaker4:
Very true.
Speaker1:
So Dan makes a great point with that. That, you know, look, this is why it kind of goes to that other comment, too. You just got to move on from that couple. Everybody has different, different? I don't even know what different is. Everybody has different opinions of how much is too much right anyways anyways so you're supposed to swallow not spit so the thing is is that you know you can't you can't worry about that kind of shit because the reality of it is if you are trying to to keep what you do based on what other people may perceive it or how they'll perceive it you're fucked right because no two people are the same you're exactly some people go three people if you did three people a year you you fucking dirty whore and some people if you did you know 13 people in a night they'd be like really that's it i mean it just that's where it comes to discretion and and what you need to reveal and what you don't yeah you yeah you have to keep it
Speaker3:
you got to keep it under you know but you should be able to gauge that in a conversation if
Speaker1:
if they'd be terrified well yeah and here's the other thing this will we will get back to a point of being able to talk to people live and in person yeah okay so so hold you know don't don't let if you're not comfortable doing shit online in terms of like chatting or putting liaisons or whatever I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker5:
I'm sorry.
Speaker1:
I'm sorry.
Speaker3:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker5:
I'm sorry.
Speaker3:
I'm sorry. yeah okay so so hold you know don't don't let if you're not comfortable doing shit online in terms of like chatting or putting liaisons or whatever the case may be then don't you know just kind of chill out it'll it will fucking it will get back to to normal at some point in time in the near future and and that's the best way to do i actually had a couple on twitter that wanted to meet up. And I'm like, really? I mean, this was before we had COVID. So I'm like, really? You know, it's really not a good time. And he goes, well, how about we meet in cars? He goes, meaning we meet at a parking lot and we talk from one car to another.
Speaker1:
Oh, that's interesting. And it's just like... Why did we not do that? Because you like outdoor sex. Why did we not do that? You just look at me like I'm stupid.
Speaker3:
I wasn't necessarily interested.
Speaker1:
Oh, gotcha.
Speaker2:
Gotcha. Okay.
Speaker3:
Does it mean we couldn't meet him just to meet and go, hi, yeah, it's nice to meet you? Right, well, I just didn't know. I mean, maybe his personality would change my thought process, which could be, but I haven't talked to him since.
Speaker2:
That could be.
Speaker1:
Well, I just didn't know. I mean, I kind of remember, but I don't. I don't remember a lot of stuff sometimes.
Speaker3:
Wait, what? It's not that you don't remember.
Speaker1:
You weren't listening at that point. always pumpkin i always listen to you your voice you are such a liar lifts me through the day it carries me above the chaos of the world and makes me happy and glad shut the hallmark stuff off Whatever It's true I like listening to you Even sometimes When I'm listening to you
Speaker3:
Many and makes me happy and glad. Shut the Hallmark stuff off. Whatever. It's true. I like listening to you. Even sometimes when I'm listening to you is going, nah, I'm jealous and say that kind of shit. We were just talking about jealousy and how it makes people do stupid shit. Hate you. That's right. Bastards. Why are you looking at me like that? No, I'm trying to remember what I said to you. What did I say to you just early this morning? I know it was like 6.30. Oh, Jesus. Fuck. We were talking about all the people that we just... Sweetie, I process at the very end of the day so I can categorize all the deep meaning. No, we were talking about people that we dislike and most of the time of the time it's out of jealousy right yeah because we weren't talking about our own our people that that yes how even issues even ourselves that there are things that we're actually jealous of or whatever that that brings out hate yeah it can bring out hate and anger and how some we can all work on to get better. Right. Yeah, it was a very deep thought and it meant a lot to me. It did. You were responding to me when I was talking to you about it. Because I remembered the crutch of what it was. I didn't remember the word by word. Count me some fucking slack. It was 6.30 this morning. I know. It was early. I probably had a big willy fucking wanting petted and stuff and shedding all over me, so I I mean, you know. You wanted your willy petting. I wanted my willy petted. And so, you know, and willy was shedding and shit happens. It is what it is. Your willy sheds? One of my willies do. You have multiple. I have multiple. I have a smaller willy that's attached to my body and then our big dog willy. It's a big buggy. Yeah, he sheds a lot. Okay. Hey, you know what? It's halfway. Look at that. Time. Look at me. Wow, it is. Look at me using the clock. Look at you go. I'm all over shit. Okay. That pineapple poked me. Okay. So we can't have drinks out of actual fruit because next week one of us might be stabbed to death by our fucking hookup. Oh, no. Fuck no. It's shot glasses. Oh, Lord. Okay. So, hey, real quick. If you have not got a chance to go to and go check out the brand new, redone, all exciting, bigger, better, and than ever before, CrazyCasba.com. That's our website. Learn about us. Learn about... Oh, fuck. Learn about us. Go to our shop. See the stuff. Learn about Kazba Cares, learn about our events when we can ever have them again, all those things, and yeah, go there today. CrazyKazba.com, that's K-R-A-Z-Y-K-A-S-B-H.com, go there today. Let us know what you think. And we're back. Did we ever leave? We did. Well, you did did i don't know what the fuck you are we're doing or we're wrestling with your fucking pineapple no it's just there's a lot of pineapple chunks in the bottom of it i should have spooned it out before that's what we need to do before every show more spooning there you go spooning spooning okay you are gonna love this next this next one oh fuck this next one is funny as fuck i um am i laugh at it i i did i did and i i i automatically want to go party with these people oh rock on we we're gonna want to party with this god i can't wait to party again i know neither can i and you're gonna really want to party with people because uh this is rita from western australia okay so we really want we you're going to really want to party with people Because this is Rita from Western Australia Okay So we really want to party Until I get my sunglasses done Hey Santa came out He put on his reading glasses And he just needs a Santa hat And he'll look like claus without the gray because you're blonde but it's close enough are you done elf touche all right rita from western i'm saying such a you know it's so that i can read better it's so i can perform my job better i get hassled about the two conference calls i was on this weekend actually what it is is they gave you a new kind of context and you absolutely can't stand them and you had to call the doctor and go i can't see i'm close yeah and so now i'm wearing these things okay so rita from western australia shut up bitch as god is my witness i swear to you uh ho ho ho uh hi my husband is being a dick that's how it started wow i can't relate fucking nugget uh it's being a dick by the way we love your show and decided to get your advice wow okay awesome there we go uh i love fucking we both do we've had threesomes and group sex but i want a dp and a vdp uh my husband is being an ass because he does not want his dick touching another guy's he does not mind incidental contact but says this is not incidental tell him to quit being a baby and do what I want to do. Rita. Didn't we kind of go through that last week? Yeah, but I like this one so much better. We did. Well, last week was about, yes, but I. Okay. So I reached out. I reached out to Rita because I died laughing when I got that. And it's more, okay. As she said, because she even brought that up because they listen to our show right because i actually got i actually got this where's my ear on your head jesus christ shut up broke a nail so we she actually we actually got this question uh i got this question on uh friday okay so right after we released our show okay uh so they loved our, whatever. And they're laughing. They said, this is different. It's not a score, keeping score thing. She just feels like that how can, he has a problem. He doesn't have a problem with incidental contact. But he has a problem with doing the DPs. Okay. On a stupid aspect, on my side. Uh-huh. Shit. Yes. How would you have incidental contact if you weren't doing one of those? Well, I mean, in a threesome you're switching there's you know moving around or your second have you never had a threesome obviously it's been too long you need to remember sucking two dicks at one time yeah but they weren't close if you have them both in your jesus no i went like this i know this. And then I went like this. I know you went like that,
Speaker1:
but there are some people that will put both dicks together and put both dicks in their mouth
Speaker2:
at the same time.
Speaker3:
My mouth isn't that big.
Speaker1:
Well, they don't actually get that much of the both dicks in there at once. It's more like the tips, whatever, they're right there, lick, lick, you know, or that, you know...
Speaker3:
But that really isn't... I don't see how you'd have incidental contact.
Speaker1:
Well, it can happen and just the shift as you're jumping around each other, fucking changing spots, swords class, shit happens. Have you ever had incidental contact uh-huh yeah probably i mean it's like it's not like a big fucking deal no i just don't know you would know if your dick happened to smack into another one it's not like it's not like it came in like a wrecking ball treat it like lightsabers have a sword fight i mean it's not it's it's not like they're like and then you break away or some shit it can just happen it's like bump bump but look you've had we've had threesomes we've had where there's been four of us and you've accidentally touched boobs or touched the other gal and it wasn't anything sexual. It was just like in the shifting of positions. Why are you looking at me like I have lost my ever-loving fucking mind? Because to me there's a big difference. I agree that there's a big difference between incidental contact. No, I was just curious when incidental contact with a man would happen. It can, if you're, oh my lord. Because any of the threesomes, one guy's up here and the other one's down there. And then it switched. It doesn't have to be that, it doesn't have to be that way. I know, I'm stupid. It's all good. No, you're not stupid. No, shut up. No, but all of a sudden, you're just like, seriously? Okay, well, before we go any further with anything else at this point in time, obviously, we need to get a threesome scheduled right away. I don't predict. incidental contact doesn't bother me i'm not looking for it but obviously uh we have to set it up so that you can see this do we need to go on porn up what do we need to do do we take a little
Speaker3:
anyways let's just say that i can i've always been busy it's always been i've always been like i don't know i don't see what happened okay wait a minute let's
Speaker1:
let's put this disclaimer out here first we have to understand for those of you that don't know Thank you. been busy it's always been i've always been like i don't know i don't see what happened okay wait a minute let's let's put this disclaimer out here first we have to understand for those of you that don't know miss amanda is the only fucking woman in the fucking world that doesn't necessarily dig threesomes and why is that dear because you can't give everybody equal attention no that is not why somebody gets left out no it's too much yeah but say the fucking truth because it's too much fucking work i love that way to try to make it totally because not everybody gets enough attention now that is i don't want to hurt anybody's feelings no your number one thing you've always said is it's fucking a shit it's too much fucking work giving everybody equal amounts of attention yes it is it's supposed to be hard they're both supposed to be hard or however many of them are there are supposed to be hard so anywho here's what's really funny amanda's really good at threesomes but But on the way home, I'll get to listen to how tired she is. She's worn out how much work it is. But she's really, really good at it.
Speaker2:
You're fucking me silly.
Speaker3:
I'm good.
Speaker2:
Well.
Speaker3:
It's been a long time since I had one.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
It has been a long time.
Speaker2:
Anyways.
Speaker1:
So, anywho.
Speaker2:
Gosh.
Speaker3:
It was that bachelorette party. Bachelor partyte bachelorette because I was really hammered bachelorette party I gotta think about that one and I was sucking his dick in a chair and then he told me to follow him to the bathroom and follow him to the bathroom yeah you actually the chair was after the bathroom and yes and then I made you then i'm like we need to go get a hotel versus just out in public before we get yeah uh-huh people trying to put that was my last one yeah gosh that was
Speaker1:
uh two years longer three there you go yeah almost almost three and a half almost four
Speaker3:
it'll be no we just in july was like their second wedding anniversary or something
Speaker1:
And I'll see know, she's like, it's not end of the world i get that this is i'm i'm sorry rita i'm not siding with you no i'm siding with him because look doing you can't do doing a double badge that is not incidental that is, it might be easier to keep them together. That's like, our dicks are going to rub hard. Well, unless they're gaping and there's enough space in between, we're going to need to thrust in unison or this is going to get weird. I mean, it is what it is. I mean, at DP, you can kind of get away with it,
Speaker3:
but your balls are going to be smacking each other.
Speaker1:
I mean, it could.
Speaker3:
No, I do. I've watched enough videos.
Speaker1:
I don't watch enough. Okay, yeah. So, yeah.
Speaker3:
There was a time that that was what I watched in porn.
Speaker1:
Well, because that's still on your bucket list, isn't it? It was at one time. It was something you wanted to do. Is it still? I don't know know i'd have to reestablish never mind no no people want to know i promise you people want to know i want to know you want to you have to reestablish what but you got to reestablish but stuff first don't you yeah we're not gonna to start off just thrashing the shit out of it. Grab the carrots. Let's go from there. It needs to be stretched. Stretch. Do we have to heat it up first? Is that how that works? Shut up. Use the big dildo first. Rim for everyone. Yeah, Yeah exactly Which he can fucking hammer that home So the That one Oh fuck yeah That fucker goes up there There she blows So yeah no I get it Although I gotta say Seriously incident seriously, incidental contact does not bother me. I don't, and I've done a DP. I don't, I don't know. I don't, I can't honestly say, I would like to say doing a double vagging would not, would not face least. Did the DP bug you? A DP did not. But doing the double vagging I'd like to say that I'm open mind enough and mature enough that it wouldn't bother me. But I also know that there's times I act like I'm 12. So I think actually to me I've never really thought about a double vagging because that's never been something you've ever talked about wanting. And so I mean you know I'm pretty much fucking game for most anything you know it's general right given the old college try so to speak but i just i i could see where that might i could see where that would take maybe uh i don't know if it's just like a different mindset where i'm not bi i was gonna say probably be easier if you were bi if you were bi or bi curious it would be easier but where i'm not bi i i don't know if it would buy i'm pretty sure that'd be pretty damn erotic oh yeah i would i would think if you were bi or bi curious i'd be hot as fuck i mean i could see that and but here's the thing i can still see where the concept of it is hot it's just i i think that it would take you know i'd have to i don't think it's something you could like well i don't know this is gonna sound stupid i was gonna say i don't know if somebody could like surprise me hey real quick let's both stick her dick in her veg i don't you know part of me goes uh i don't know if i'd need time to get ready for it but maybe that would would be the way that I could do it more, where it's like, you wouldn't have time to like. For the moment. Yeah, you're like caught up in the moment, everybody's having a good time, and you don't have to fucking, you're not stomping and thinking about it. Here's the reality with a lot of this kind of stuff, really, is that the mind fuck part of it, this is where it's harder being a guy in a lifestyle okay not all the time I mean you can't do a blanket statement like that but stuff like this I've always been a guy that if you want something like even before in a lifestyle and I said I wanted a threesome but I always said it was only fair this is before you were, I mean, before you'd come out and the whole nine yards, I was like, it's only fair to have two guys meet another guy first, you know, why should you as a female have to, you know, do it? So I've always been a guy that has wanted to, you know, if there's something you wanted to try to try it, you've always been very cool with that with me. So if you wanted to try it,
Speaker2:
you know,
Speaker1:
then I would be like,
Speaker2:
okay,
Speaker1:
but it would be really hard because it would, I would feel really shitty.
Speaker2:
Like if,
Speaker1:
cause not every guy is going to be okay with doing a DP. Not every guy is going to be okay with,
Speaker2:
you know,
Speaker1:
doing a double badge thing. So if you found another guy that was like,
Speaker2:
yeah, yeah,
Speaker1:
that's cool.
Speaker2:
I'm in.
Speaker1:
And I would feel horrible. Then I couldn't get my shit to work at that. Thank you. doing a double badge thing so if you found another guy that was like yeah yeah that's cool i'm in and i would feel horrible if then i couldn't get my shit to work at that that's true yeah i mean the reality is not look there are some guys there are some guys in the lifestyle and again i'm not ripping or judging okay so don't anybody think that but there are some guys that are like uber paranoid about incidental contact. There are some guys that go, look, if our dicks accidentally bump, then, oh, my God, am I gay? You know, they get real, real uptight about that. To me, that's kind of silly, but to each their own, you know, we're not judging. We're here to throw stones. so to find somebody that is okay with it for not only okay with it but somebody you always said to do in a dp you you'd be really choosy on who you want to be a part of that well yeah and most most women that if you as i've ever seen in the lifestyle stuff women are pretty choosy about that like most of them are like they want their guy to be the one anal and you know they're just there it's like a select thing it's kind of like a special night it's like it's like dp stuff is like what the vanilla people you know getting a blowjob in the car is like you know birthday stuff for vanilla people and we're like yeah whatever uh you know like dp and double shit like that that kind of shit's kind of like birthday stuff for the swingers I think a little bit you can fucking jump in and say anything you want to at any point in time with that well in all reality it's his dick and he does what he's comfortable doing Mike said most new things in the lifestyle spontaneity is your friend as long as it does not violate core rules slash values. That's actually really awesome. Yeah, I can believe that. Because there's lots of shit. If I'd have thought about it before we had a chance to do it,
Speaker2:
it'd be like...
Speaker3:
I'm more apt to try something in the spur of the moment.
Speaker1:
Especially if you've had cocktails.
Speaker3:
Wait, what?
Speaker1:
Well, I'm just saying, you know. If you've had cocktails, then yeah, you're more apt to try something.
Speaker3:
I'm more apt to try it.
Speaker1:
Thank you. had cocktails wait what well i'm just saying you know if you've had cocktails and yeah you're more apt to i'm more apt to try it well if you have instead of planning it out and then you know i don't like planning anything out in the lifestyle anymore i'm getting to that point i mean it's it's okay but it's just like i don't know there's something about it that it was fun and we used to be able to do a lot it used to be fun where you could go take and like you know you met a couple and they went and played it's like hey everything's working on let's go fuck you know everybody's cool with that it i don't know i don't i don't date shit then everybody gets all jojo the circus monkey and fucks like for me i do and then it all fucks with my brain and then i'm like started thinking about is my dick gonna work and then sure as fuck i planted that seed yeah but when you've had a girl come over here that's planned yeah but that's different well okay no well that sounded fucking horrible yeah holy shit uh you know but you know what though one of the things and and this is like this is totally off this Wait a minute, what, we go off topic? Squirrel nut! The thing is, is that I find anymore doing a couple things is more challenging for me than, because we don't, we don't, it's very rare that we do a couple things anymore. It's been a while. That's actually more challenging. And what's funny, because there was a time when i never would have thought that never would have thought that uh now i you know i don't know neither one of us well you've had you've had a threesome with where i wasn't
Speaker3:
involved that's like way early on or what are you talking where i wasn't involved where i wasn't there did you have another one that i don't know about this show just got interesting no i'm talking about the first it wasn't the first couple it was three uh three couples yeah no no technically you weren't part of that no no no i'm talking an actual threesome where i was not even there when the hell did i do that you had one this last summer you had one this last summer you you've had one before oh i had another check sorry guys i'm like fucking there were two guys and you weren't there i'm confused oh you're talking this is why amanda has a one pineapple maximum that she's allowed to drink well i'm feeling it because it's been so long since i've had a drink well that's a big glass it's a pineapple for christ that much the pineapple takes up a lot of space in the inside anywho uh just wait till we start doing shots so yeah so you know i have not had that yet I've not had a threesome where I was just the mysterious couple or mysterious. Goddamn. I was a mysterious female added to a couple. Yes, you were. So, but it wasn't me. I don't. It's a threesome, but to me, it really wasn't. But technically it is. So on next week's show, we're going to work on terms and what they mean.
Speaker1:
And we're going to have a quiz at the end of the show.
Speaker3:
We can do that.
Speaker1:
The quiz is for you.
Speaker3:
Yeah, I'll suck at that, but that's the side point.
Speaker2:
Yeah, threesome.
Speaker1:
How do we know? Look, there's three people.
Speaker3:
Oh, fuck off. I'm like, when did I have another one?
Speaker1:
You said I had two this summer? No, I did not say two. I said you had one this summer. I did. Okay, here we go. Great. Stay with us there, Pumpkin. Oh, my God. All right, so there you go. We're both. Rita, good luck getting him to. Maybe he'll do it in the spur of the moment. You don't know. Yeah, either do it in the spur of the moment or you know what? Find another dude. Sometimes you got to tag somebody off the bench and just go tag in, brother. You're it. Or she can always ask her husband or whatever. Can I find. Find a tag, somebody to tag in? Two other guys that were willing to do it. Yeah. Look, sometimes you just got to go to the bench. You find a substitute. It is what it is. We're going to do a proxy. It's a proxy penis. Rent-a-dick. I don't know what they'd call it down under. Rent-a-dick. There we go. All right. So there you go. Now, the last part we want to talk about, let's talk about the drinking show next week. Let's talk about it. I've got my handy-dandy pen and paper. And so... Wow. Fucking... That is fucking stellar, pumpkin. Isn't it? So, so okay so i'm thinking we're doing are we doing shots what what a stunt cock a stunt cock i don't know i need it i need a stunt cock um we'll probably do some shots some shots because we'll need some shots to get us going No, now we'll probably have some Warm up fucking liquor would be my guess So we're doing having mixed drinks Well, no We're having cocktails, this worked pretty good but it took a while Well, you'll need a new glass By then No, I meant the drinking side goofus I don't care We have to mean, the thing is, we have to have fire jack. Well, yeah, we can. Well, we probably might have to buy some winter jack. Winter jack. Yeah. Okay, fine. No, no winter jack. My damn silly me. It's like having rum chata. Okay. Because it's like none of that pussy crap. Jesus. Liquid. It's not strong. Okay. We want to be fucking train wrecked, fucked up shit. Fuck yeah. Okay, so we'll do some shots. We'll do some shots. We'll come up with some sort of... We will have a word of the day or something that we know when we're all doing shots so everybody follow along at home. It's going to be dick. Great. Dick is the word. So we're going to have gonna have or is that bird you know it was funny shut up oh my god so we're gonna you'll want to so this is gonna be important for everybody listening at home you're gonna want to like if you're not in casbah get in casbah if you're in casbah you're gonna tell all your friends because the more people the merrier so it. I'm sure this will be like a wedding. We'll have to start advertising it early. Maybe we'll do it earlier. Well, we could so we can drink longer. Ring the bell and then we'll take a shot. With it being a school night. Not that that really matters. Time for a refill. Maybe we'll have to start it early. We can have an afternoon drunk session. Yeah, we can start it. We'll have to make sure it doesn't interfere with football games. Well, it's Sunday. Everybody can live. We can have the TV going and listen. That's why we're drinking. And we can start at like four or something. We can have people vote on it. Yeah, maybe we'll let people vote on when we should start our drinking show. Okay. And then because what could possibly go wrong with that fucking shit? I mean, seriously.
Speaker3:
Not a damn thing.
Speaker1:
I just don't. I just don't know.
Speaker3:
We'll have our bottles and we'll make sure there's stickers over the way.
Speaker2:
Maybe.
Speaker1:
But you'll get it. So if you're listening.
Speaker3:
We'll pile them back here.
Speaker1:
Oh, Lord. So if you're listening, you're going to. Are we going to have to have uh one of our sound guys come in to help us i don't think so yeah he'll just squawk at us yeah you're gonna want to listen to the show because we may not remember to record a damn bit of it uh yeah no no i didn't know how to hit start. Oh, yeah, perfect. So, yeah. Fuck.
Speaker2:
So, yeah, so we'll put a vote out. We'll let people vote, decide.
Speaker1:
So if you have, for those of you listening at home, you can also, or you're listening when you're listening to the new show.
Speaker3:
We'll probably have somebody come help us. It doesn't necessarily have to be the sound guy, because, well, he kind of is kind of a party pooper.
Speaker1:
Yeah, so for those of you.
Speaker3:
But we can have somebody else come and help us along.
Speaker5:
Drink with them. Okay, so for those of you that are listening on Thursday when this goes live, send us an email. We'll need a bartender. Yes, we will. Send us an email on what time you think the show should start. may try to figure out I may be able to try to figure out How to put this on YouTube Live On Twitter and YouTube live at the same time So that more people can tune in And drink with us Because what could possibly go wrong in those situations A lot No Do we have enough devices to be able to do that well if you happen to have technical knowledge that you could help us so we don't sound like complete yeah you don't need more you don't need separate devices for everything supposedly i think you can splice and tie and shit i don't know it can't be that fucking hard we'll figure it out We'll figure that part out When we're sober Before we start the holiday show Zoom it Yeah Oh I didn't think about that How many people can you fit in a room? I don't fucking know We'll have to investigate What we can do So yeah Who knows So next week's show may be a Zoom. Oh, God.
Speaker2:
It could be a Zoom. Wow, this is what you call a fucking party. Maybe instead of Sunday,
Speaker3:
maybe we should do it Saturday.
Speaker5:
Like a Saturday night type thing.
Speaker1:
God.
Speaker2:
Yeah, and we could, yeah.
Speaker5:
Sure. Could fucking possibly, yeah, maybe.
Speaker2:
We'll have to see.
Speaker1:
Huh. That's just like, huh, just like huh yeah we'll figure something out it'll be a fun time all i know is get get ready it'll it'll be we may have some questions hard to tell uh a set up a happy hour zoom call fuck yeah uh they can zoom but then you can't put on facebook we can youtube and shit oh you put on youtube it's adult content we'll get kicked off but that's beside the point we'll we'll tape fucking cardboard over your titties uh i got pasties somewhere so so the thing is yeah so we we will if there's good questions we'll answer questions but it could just be who knows what we'll talk
Speaker3:
about next week okay we have no fucking earthly idea where in hell this show could possibly be. Well, maybe somebody can give a... We can have people send us messages and stuff of stuff that we can cover when we're drinking. Oh, Lord. Yep, yep. That could be fun. Yep. I'm going to pre-record all of our fucking sponsor shit ahead of time. Yeah. So that I don't have a chance to fuck anything. I can just cut it in.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
They don't need to piss off the sponsors right off the bat. So we'll fucking do that.
Speaker3:
I think I can do that. Something like that.
Speaker1:
Well, you can do it when you're sober on the next day. We won't have you do it there that soon.
Speaker3:
I might actually have to have somebody show me how to splice it in.
Speaker1:
Oh, God. So there you go. So that's the plan. Next week is the drinking show.
Speaker3:
So make sure that you have plenty of stuff ready to go. What are you looking at there, Pumpkin? She put willies. Willies. Okay. Which willie? Willies. Willies everywhere. Okay. So, again, let's give a real quick shout out, again, to our sponsors. Can we just have a party? Well, I mean, That's kind of what it is, jackass. I know. It'll be a big holiday. It'll be festive. I can't wait to go out partying and dancing. Well, we would have loved it. See, maybe we need to set this up somewhere else so we can be dancing. You can't dance anywhere, dear. Everything's locked down. No, I mean in our freaking living room. Really? We can't dance in the living room. We can dance in the...
Speaker1:
Really? Have you lost your fucking mind?
Speaker3:
You can dance if you want to. You can leave
Speaker1:
your friends' mind. We have a 140-pound Willie that will be dancing
Speaker3:
around with us. Well, we can shut him in one half of the house.
Speaker1:
Oh, my Lord. We'll figure something. Let's not worry about it now. You've already been drinking. I have. So, how about we not make any major decisions currently? I'm nice and relaxed. See? I'm not cold anymore. And you were all concerned early on. About what? About what I was going to say. See? Yes, I was. I was terrified. And I told you it was no big deal. It was all fun, but in games. Okay, real quick, let's give a shout out one last time to our sponsors. Oh, fuck. To our sponsors. Who are our sponsors? What are we doing again? Oh, yeah. Okay, altplayground.net. What? I couldn't find out my sheet. I'm wearing my sunglasses, not my readers. Not a nice list. So altplayground.net,net again the ultimate community to regardless of of of what you're doing for non-monogamy if you're non-monogamous folks alt playground is the place for you uh check them out today our communities on there you can find crazy cas with so much more the big wall uh communities events activities the whole nine the whole nine yards, podcasters like ourselves. Check them out today. Sign up at altplayground.net. Again, remember, smart swingers read, or at least they look at the dirty pictures. That's right, asnlifestylemagazine.com. Three million subscribers can't be wrong. Three million subscribers cannot be wrong. Be three million and one. Do that today. asnlifestylemagazine.com and also hey you just listened to the show I told you about the mag now go be a true fan and go get some fucking swag I'm so proud of that anyways check it out today fullswapshop.com obviously there are stuff on there ASN Lifestyle Magazine stuff is on there front porch swingers kinky frame of mind shows stuff is on there swinging flamingos are on there and the naked relationship is on there and there's more coming soon make sure you check it out today that's awesome and finally places you can see us hear us uh dance with us do whatever by the way you can see our youtube stuff now right on our website every time when we upload a video uploads onto our website but you can still subscribe to us on youtube www.youtube.com backslash casbah you can uh find miss amanda's cooter on pornhub you can also find it on only fans.com backslash miss amanda casbah uh you can follow us on twitter at truth crazy I'll see you next time. You can also find it on OnlyFans.com, backslash Miss Amanda Kazba. You can follow us on Twitter, at Truth Crazy. Please follow us on Twitter, as well as we're on Instagram, something something crazy Kazba. And send us emails, man. We love your questions, comments, concerns, and otherwise. Send those to us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dotazbah, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. So, for the time being, doing it the only way we know how, the only way we want to, rest in our livers for next week's drinking show, Kazbah Style, out.
