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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most bundled up, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and icy, and not just her heart, Miss Amanda. Dick. Say the correct line. Hey. Do I need crackers here to fuck? What's a line? Say the line. We are here to tantalate, titillize, try not to hate, titillate, titillate. I like saying titillate. I say titillate. I'll be like titillate. You with stuff, words, and things. Phrases. Let's play a game. Let's introduce our stars in the middle square. I'm just kidding. We don't have any stars. We don't have any middle squares. But before we go into damn crazy, loopity loopity loo, I first want to say that this is season three, season three, episode 132, 132, that would be G132. It doesn't go that high. It could. You totally did. Any ways, yeah, I did. So make sure you write that down. And we want to get some words in from our lovely, lovely sponsors because they are lovely, lovely. They didn't drop us after last week's show. Yay. They haven't listened to me yet. Touche. Who are our sponsors? I've got to edit that tonight. No shit. Who are our sponsors? First and foremost, hey, altplayground.net. Now, here here's the deal kids crazies you lovely people out there what are you waiting for with the new uh arrival module with the new arrival modules on altplayground.net uh it's been on fire so many new connections made between lifestylers all over the country right now you know we're all locked down. So we don't be giving the Rona back and forth to people. So here's your big chance. Get to know people now. Sign up for altplayground.net. Check it out. Check out all the amazing growth. And maybe you can get a boner and grow too. And don't forget we're on there as well. Also, remember, tits may sag, balls may wobble, but brains are last forever. Speaker2: It's true. Speaker1: Smart Swingers Read. Hey, you want to read, too. Smart Swingers Read, and they subscribe to ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. You're going to hear a lot about them because we have been nominated for three or four awards. But you want to sign up today, subscribe to them. Great stuff coming out. You can find our ad in there as well, our full-page ad for us and stuff, words and things. And, yeah, so check them out. And also, you can listen to the shows. You can read the mags, but be a true fan and buy the swag. That's right. Go to fullswShop.com today. Because, look, it's not Christmas if someone doesn't open something with a big fuck you finger on it. And this is your chance to do that at FullSwapShop.com. No, actually, our merchandise is on there as well as ASN Lifestone Magazines is on there. Also, the Front Porch Swingers, the Kinky Framing Mind, the front porch swingers the the uh kinky frame of mind the naked relationship uh the swinging flamingos is that everybody yeah yeah so check them out and there's more coming uh so there you go so look there look we made it through that with with nare a error or two and to think people think we should pre-record these why would we do that fuck that uh okay i was told the microphone stand was in the way don't think of it as microphone stand guys think of it as uh your dick in between her tits don't do that and get us booted off facebook so i'm gonna get you booted off facebook because you're jacking off the stand i didn't literally do it it's too cold yeah because we know if it was that cold there was a dick it'd be shriveled i can't put that little turtle in between my boobs uh hey for those of you that don't remember don't know maybe it's your first time here welcome welcome to our world uh we do our show live every uh when we record which is sunday nights. We do our show live in front of a huge, huge studio audience, i.e. our secret Facebook grape group page. Grape? Our secret Facebook grape. Our secret Facebook page, Crazy Casbah. Shh. Shh. Don't tell the others. They had me yeah there there we go shh don't tell the others it's really funny it was never my line to begin with it's really it's really funny if uh yeah so there you anyway so they interject as uh we go and we respond to some of their questions comments and concerns also so welcome everyone welcome today if you'd Welcome today. If you'd like to be a part of Crazy Casbah, then you know what you need to do? Shoot me a fucking email, and I will add your ass right fucking now. Bam. Okay. All right. We are having a good weekend, I think. Is this on? Is this on? Oh, fucking. Actually, I'm actually having a great weekend. I've had a great weekend. I've been working all weekend. We were gone for a little bit. I had to do some stuff. But, yeah. So, yeah. Oh, by the way, yep. Happy birthday. It's Leah's birthday today. So, happy birthday to Leah. And hi, everybody. And away we go. So, actually, I want to get to this first thing that we're going to do. It's thing it's a thing it's a thing it's nothing but a g thing okay so here's the this is now for all of you were get your cold fucking hands off of me i swear to god i know that angela's what jesus christ my nipples just exploded i know that stop stop it, stop it I know that we have some nurses That are watching, Angela So here's the thing, we may have to start hiring you To check her pulse to make sure she's actually Alive in the studio It seems to be we've found this new thing Where after you die, your hands Lose all feeling, but your mouth continues to run Say it, what's my nickname?
Speaker3:
I've been pretty fucking quiet Dick has been your nickname He's been getting that a lot
Speaker1:
Thank you. to run say it what's my nickname pretty fucking quiet dick has been your nickname he's been getting that a lot when you walk right into shit look you leave me home alone for hours and hours all week long and then lo and fucking behold we're here i've been practicing yeah it's like a 12 year old when you see him much. I need this higher because I'm fine and I'm like humped all over. I'm like Zippy the Turtle.
Speaker3:
Are you sure ours didn't get mixed around?
Speaker1:
I don't think so. It feels right on my mouth.
Speaker2:
Wait a minute.
Speaker1:
That's fucked up. I lowered it a little bit.
Speaker3:
Oh, I thought you said.
Speaker1:
So I lowered it so it wouldn't be right up my fucking nose. But thanks. That's much better.
Speaker3:
You're welcome.
Speaker1:
Jesus fucking Christ. Look, for those that watch our show we're gonna get new mics sometime soon they'll be the kind that come down from the top because i like those better that'd be a boom boom bitches boom and uh yeah so uh by the way this week if you're interested in being cole's new girlfriend for the holiday please send an application we're taking applications for that. Did I forget to mention that part of the program? My bad. Okay, so no. Ladies, if you're listening right now and you have daddy issues, please, this is an important part of the show. I don't do this very often. I don't take off my handy-dandy shades.
Speaker2:
Are you done, cunt anyways no the reality of it is recently i have found uh that rob we're gonna let you come back just this once because we love you uh i have found that my ability to read from a distance or to read uh as needed to have a little bit of help So that's why my Santa glasses are off. They changed his prescription. He goes, I can't see up close. I said, that's flipped bifurcals or four. Gets you some readers. That's cute. Fuck off. Okay, so the first thing is we got a question. You make fun of me. You can have them this time. Yeah, I got it. And for Christmas, I want the little chain. But with the Santa Claus hat, you look like Santa Claus. I want the little fucking chain around so I don't lose them because I keep losing my readers I only want them from my office I don't want to go out in public like that but from my office I want them no I wouldn't I need them so I don't lose them from my office these are all bent and dirty Angela can appreciate this because she always used to take my sunglasses when we go out. You can clean them off.
Speaker1:
They're so fucking scraped up that they're past cleaning off. They're disgusting.
Speaker3:
No, that's disgusting. How can you see through those?
Speaker1:
Thank you for putting that on there. You want to speak in the microphone? You're kind of dusty. Look at all your
Speaker3:
little lines. Well, I had to move the microphone.
Speaker1:
Okay, well, it needs to be, put it on your lap and put it up through your tits if you have to, but we need to hear okay i don't know if i can everybody likes that fucking tit top oh my lord the tit top everybody liking that drop top of course i do because you can see my bra and and what's in them and boobs and so if you're interested in advertising they do not make stuff to clean glasses ang Angela. Yes, they do. That is a lie. That's your job.
Speaker2:
You know that.
Speaker1:
If you're interested, we do have advertising space available. For $50 a show, you too can have your logo and if just your name. If you want it to be your name, you can have your name or logo over. We will write it on one of Amanda's tits. $50 a show. So send us an email. I'm dead serious about that.
Speaker3:
You are such a dork.
Speaker1:
If I can pimp your tits like that you'll get a new coach bag louis vuitton here i come okay should we do this since i've been sitting here for 22 minutes i've trained you well oh fuck when what time do we start the show again oh my god it's too late now 10 minutes ago fuck hard Okay. Sherman T. Potter. Okay. So let's read, shall we? Okay, everybody. Gather around, boys and girls. It's story time. Okay. So we got this email, and this comes from Eddie and Al, and they are from the Chicago area. Speaking of hall passes, I gave my husband his first one last year because he was traveling to his college reunion he has stayed friends with his ex-girlfriend we have met had dinner together and i like this woman awesome uh her husband had recently passed away her father as well i wanted her to have someone she could open up to and possibly have sex with. I really wanted her to feel good. Awesome. She hasn't aged well, but I knew he would still do her. I didn't know if she would go for it as she's vanilla. I wrote out a message that I asked my husband to let her read if need be. As his dinner date was taking place, he was messaging me that it was progressing, going well. We're at my hotel now now i thought i was ready to walk through that door but how do you know if you never did it before okay so that's that's the uh that was the first thing so she was getting you know first time kind of playing alone but she she and they were they were she was not traveling with her husband right. And that's a key point. Now, he said they had a great time and she seemed to accept his explanation of our open relationship. After he came home, I accidentally saw a text from her to him. It had a very sexual undertone to it. My husband has never traveled without me before and I was recovering from knee surgery or I would have been there with him it sounded like she was hoping for a repeat performance in the near future and then she goes on to say I messed up I replied back to her from his phone I said right up front it was me I told her to please check her private message from me I asked her if she had any questions about anything I told her I hope she'd had a good time and then i said al has never traveled without me and mostly won't again i ended by saying it was probably a one-time thing uh but who knows what will happen when we retire back to where they go we're going to retire back to she immediately sent out a message back on his phone uh it was al do, do you have any messages for me? Your wife did. I told him what I did, and he read what I saw. Before he could call her, she sent another message saying she felt used and foolish. The part I could never understand. She blocked us both from everything on social media, and it's been three years. She hasn't unblocked us. I hate that hate that i upset her and he lost a longtime friend i've learned to never play with muggles or in my my word for vanillas because they aren't magical like us obviously the harry prodded reference thoughts why did she respond that way he doesn't ever want another hall pass and now uh has said we can only play together with couples i'm by there aren't a lot of bi wives that i know of there's a lot there is a whole lot going on there so okay so first of all i one thing i want to point out right off the bat is that so this happened three years ago right so this has been something that has this just shows how much something in the lifestyle can stay and fester and can uh you know eat away at you if you don't fucking address it like right away right okay because my first thought is there's some there's some hurt feelings that have never been addressed by either party here well has there been communicate i would assume there's been communication between the husband and the wife some he's but he's saying now that he only wants to play he will only play with that they'll only play with couples together since then so basically he's saying he doesn't ever want another hall pass. He doesn't want anything to do with playing alone. Yes, Angel, these are both my sunglasses are equally dirty as my regular glasses. Okay. So, I mean, and I get it. I get it because, so, look, to a degree, when you are going to let someone and again we're not going to use the word hall pass because we we talked about why that's bad right when you let your spouse play alone there are certain things that go in my opinion my opinion there are certain things that go with letting your spouse play alone okay and and part of those is a trust option now mike says and he says on our page oops should have talked to the hubby first absolutely that i i agree because there should be a trust factor and a communication factor that you if it's you and your boy toy or you and somebody you're playing alone and i see a message i shouldn't be responding to your fucking message message i shouldn't be on your phone responding even if i admit who that i'm the hub hubby we need to have a clear-cut path there ahead of time especially when you're talking about a vanilla well i think initially where the actual miscommunication was is that the gal that was vanilla probably wasn't told hey we're swingers we play with other people so that it might be an option if she was up for it so she was so you don't okay wait a minute so you don't think necessarily that he actually that he actually he told his wife that he told her that they were in an open relationship but that maybe it wasn't actually communicated really clearly to the vanilla probably because not everybody knows what an open relationship is right right it would and okay so let me preface this because they're listening uh it's not that we're saying that that he lied it's just no it's just they don't necessarily understand all the terminology that goes with it and what it means right and and that that's a huge okay i'm trying to look from the vanilla standpoint right well no but that's a huge part of it is is look when when you're communicating when you're involving if you're the couple and you're involving an outside person okay uh it's your responsibility to make sure that the outside person understands what the fuck you're talking about okay because this is your world not there so let's put it this way uh you know if you're going to take and go and you have played a card game all your life you've played cribbage all your life i've never played cribbage and the first time you sit down and we're going to play cribbage together it's your responsibility to make sure i truly understand the rules i mean you're gonna have to walk it through slowly right and if you don't if you bring a suit i'm gonna go oh okay i got it and and then i really don't get it we're getting great comments on this because um yeah mike puts open to vanilla probably means something else. Very much so. Felt like it was an ongoing thing. I can see that, too. Right. Because if, if. I'm like trying to read comments. But if you have a thing, I don't know where I was going. Well, especially a thing where it's an ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend part factors into this. Angela put a good thing. A recently widowed vanilla friend likely wasn't expecting a one-night stand. That's exactly it. And on top of it, an ex-girlfriend. So there had been, we just watched a fucking Hallmark movie on this. There was a relationship beforehand, so it would be easy. He might have been up front and explained open, swinging, all the rest, but this isn't just a vanilla you've met at the bar. This is somebody you had a past relationship with. So that can cloud everything. The recently widowed can cloud everything. It can be confusing as fuck. Or it can be confused as a girlfriend on the side then. Right, exactly. The wife mentioned that she messaged a girlfriend before the three of them went to dinner. I think actually, Brandy, what it was is that she sent a message for the husband to let her read whether or not he let her read it. Whether or not she needed to read it. Whether or not she needed to read it. And I think it was more, on the email I was a little confused. I think it was that the husband and her were emailing each other back and forth, or texting each other back and forth during the dinner. So I have a feeling, yeah, and here's the other thing, and Mike makes another good point good point the message on saying that it probably won't happen again um well no the thing is is that if you went and played with somebody and you came back and i was excited because you went you had fun right and that's what it's about right if you got a text message i might look at it and i might read it but i go you got a message you might want to respond right right well and if you had questions about it you might go okay wait a minute i got explain why why would she say this i've heard you say why would why would she say this okay jim yes because i only have one night i do watch hallmark tv during the holidays fuck off uh but you would probably and And you would be one with me that would go okay when you respond back she might be thinking xyz you would if if i wasn't seeing that she was thinking that way now kudos because i think and again this is my opinion on this one i think that eddie what she was trying to do was she was trying to make sure that there wasn't confusion. Right. No, I understand all that. Well, but I'm talking, but the problem with, and then I choked on a dick and died. But the problem with that is that you have to be, this is why we hammer about communication, communication. when you are putting anything in an email or text or anything else the person on the other side they can't see your facial expression they can't read the inflection yeah so you were i think she was trying to do good things so there wasn't confusion right but if you're a vanilla person all of a sudden you do feel fucking used and here's the thing she's been vanilla so all of a sudden she feels like i'm an idiot which could also mean there could have been for her more feelings brought up from that past relationship and and here's the other problem look i think it's funny she calls them muggles, but it's kind of true. There isn't, we all joke about the fun of going vanilla hunting, okay, because it is fun. But there is a different thing that happens when you go, and you might call it vanilla equals feelings unlike lifestyle, and that's exactly it. Right. And remember, you can can fuck somebody up pretty bad you can you can people can feel really fucking stupid they can feel really hurt yeah they have different expectations of what it is you know they could feel ashamed that they did that and they got caught up in the moment jump into something like that so then they probably read into it wrong there's all kinds of different scenarios and honestly you'll never know why right well she said she felt used right and here's the thing we're not trying to say that fucking vanillas is wrong i mean you know give me a good vanilla any day nummy some of them are very open minded to it and they understand yeah you just you just have to understand what what you can you might be dealing with and you have to understand that vanilla is not the same as lifestyle it they don't think the same way they don't they don't what we look at as look we're just having fun sometimes it's more personal it's deeper it's. You have to, you should, you don't have to do shit.
Speaker3:
You should think about that kind of shit as you're dealing with it. Think about if you're vanilla, or when you're vanilla.
Speaker1:
Okay, hold on, let me think.
Speaker3:
Shut up. Or when you were vanilla, or whatever the case may be.
Speaker1:
That was horny as fuck.
Speaker3:
If someone said that they were in an open relationship, I personally would have gone, oh, so you're not happy in your marriage, so what are you doing staying together for the kids and you're just going outside for another relationship, or what?
Speaker1:
Thank you. It would be really, really hot. You want to try? Sure you want to try. Come on, let's try. No, I wouldn't have thought that. No, no. I didn't say you. I said me. I would have been like, I think there's a difference between guys and girls, how guys think about if you're a single if you're a guy recently a recent uh widower okay there is something think of the age thing here you know guys that are out running around and fucking doing that shit are just boys will be boys versus you know uh a slut and and all that kind of and that kind of shit i think that i think getting back though to taking the vanilla out of this here's my thing now and i love that she sent us this letter because she wanted to try to help somebody else not make the same mistake yes number one communicate with each other before you send messages. Don't ever hit send before a person sends it, especially with it being someone else's phone. Part of the problem, too, is I think that her husband is partially upset because it feels like a violation of trust in his mind, too. You think? But you guys need to talk about this because this is not resolved yet. If he's not willing to take and he only wants to play with couples now and only wants to do that, there's some resentment there. I think playing with exes is, and this is going to be funny coming from me, playing with exes is a really dangerous game. I mean, fucking, look, you're playing with fire. And I'm talking not just playing with exes outside of the lifestyle that we're vanilla. Exes are, that's, there's emotion there. There's other emotions. It's hard to make that just about sex. Yeah. Now, if he had been in, as they'd been in touch through the years and she had known through the years that you guys, that they were in an open relationship, they were swingers and whatever, that'd be one thing. But that's like this. We're friends. We're friends. We used to be more than friends. And all of a sudden I'm opening up this huge big secret part of my life I'm letting you back into this secret part of my life that's going to send red flags all over but now Eddie and Ellen need to spend some sit down and talk it out and make sure they're both back on the same page that they're both okay and to make sure that that they that they're where they want to be if she's played alone uh you know i don't know i've not i did not see that i did not ask it makes me think you know if they really wanted if if she wanted to or if they really wanted to explore the hall pass pretty much playing separately start with somebody in lifestyle. That's probably a really good idea or somebody you've played with before just on a one-on-one basis yeah that that's probably that's probably really really good uh because you know now she would like to play with other women but there aren't a lot of bi uh wives that they that they know out there so that's so it's come back to bite her in the butt too and again i think it's something that it it's now it's a matter of communication with each other to try to fix it okay and i do just want to add to the rest of this just so we know so she sent some other things with it uh by the way i do not like beards facial hair or pubic hair other than than on a person's head i really don't much like hair. That was in the response I asked if anybody didn't like anybody without beards still. I will also not do a man that isn't circumcised. So, yes, we women have some pretty specific preferences. A great personality can sway me, but it had to really make me feel like I was on his radar for a long time. And, again, first-time rider, I thought maybe someone out there could learn from my mistake. So, again, I want to, you know, thanks for having the courage to send it in. Yeah, no doubt. I mean, that's fucking huge because, you know what, we all can learn from that kind of shit. So, yeah, stop it with the glasses. I don't know what I nailed. Huh? I don't know what I nailed. The shirt, probably. shirt probably No well you nailed it on the point That you were making with it Starting with somebody that's in the lifestyle Before you go Going outside the lifestyle Them silly fucking vanillas
Speaker3:
Well because you know The first time we hooked up with somebody alone For me it was with somebody that we had played with As a couple and I just hooked up With just the husband You hooked up with somebody that was It was a single female
Speaker1:
I don't know. with somebody alone for me it was with somebody that we had played with as a couple and i just hooked up with just the husband you hooked up with somebody that was it was a single female right and i'm like have at it yeah i did and i did have at it like for several hours actually i know yeah uh and yes see mike did that's what you nailed and yes well here's the thing kathy puts people that are in the lifestyle are always an emotional roller coaster. Or no, people that aren't in the lifestyle are always an emotional roller coaster. I'm always an emotional roller coaster. The funny thing is there's a lot of fucking people that are in it as well. Again, when you're talking about sex. It's a lot of different feelings involved when you're vanilla, I think. We never strayed when we were vanilla.
Speaker3:
No, we didn't.
Speaker2:
Nope.
Speaker1:
I guess we should have tried that.
Speaker2:
Fuck.
Speaker1:
Damn it. If I only would have known now what I'd known then.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Okay. All right.
Speaker1:
So we're at the halfway point, right?
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Damn, I'm good. Look at me using the clock. Using all the powerful instruments we have here in our fucking studio. What? Dork. Anyways. Okay. So, hey, kids. You know what? Do you want to learn more about us? We sure hope you do. We want to learn more about you. Go to our brand new, brand new, brand spanking new, all updated fucking badass kickassery website. Go to www.crazykazba.com today. Check it out. You can see our YouTube videos, our new videos play on there live. You can go to our store. You can learn about us. You can sign up for events. You can find out where we're going to be when this fucking virus goes away. You can learn more about us all the time. You can send us emails. You can sign up for Casbah Cares. There's so much shit you can do. You can make a day trip of it. A day trip. Anyways. It's a weekend, damn it. Yeah, so find us today today go to www.crazykazba.com I keep wanting to say crazy when I say that's not it anyway so that's k-r-a-z-y k-a-s-b-h dot com check it out today give us your feedback today we want to know what you want to think you're not cold quit shivering god damn it it's like sitting next to a cold dildo anyway you've got a t-shirt on. That's no fair. What are you doing to me? Jesus. And now she's sucking the heat right out of my body. This is awesome. You know what? One time, before we were married, my dick was 11 1⁄2 inches long. The first winter we were together, she sucked it with her hands, not her mouth. She sucked it for heat down to, like, the seven and a half that it is to this day, and it's never recovered completely, just saying.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
That fucking look is awesome. So, yeah.
Speaker2:
Okay. Neat. Dick.
Speaker1:
That's what, yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker2:
Dick. That's right.
Speaker3:
Hey, Michael. What up there, children? I's right. Dick, that's right. Hey, Michael.
Speaker1:
What up there, children? I got to send you an email, too, just so you know. Okay, so, yeah, hey, if you test positive COVID, don't forget to go give plasma. You make lots of money. Anyways, I'm pimping out her fluids.
Speaker3:
Stick your arm wrong.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Because it's bruised and then you can't give it for a while. got poked silly i know she poked me wrong she's not supposed to use a poker anyways she couldn't find the hole well number one she was starting to your arm there's the first problem lower lower okay so let's uh okay so i gotta keep moving i got lots of shit to cover we have lots lots of shit to do. Then do it, then shut up. If I shut up, then it's just silence, and that's not really a show, is it? No. All right, go on. Really? Can I? Do you have something you want to talk about? Do you ever have any topics that you want to talk about on the show? Anything? Really? Never? Sort of? No, if I do, I bring it up to you anyway. Yeah, but we're going to talk about it. Well, usually your stuff involves listeners that don't listen. People that don't respond either. Talking to the microphone. That is where your sound comes from. Here, wait for it, wait for it. You tick. Say it. Fuck you. Okay So, again, for those of you who don't know, what the fuck? Why are you people who don't know anything? No, I'm just kidding. For those of you who don't know, we have another page called Swing Camp. Hold on. Pause. Pause. $200 a week. Actually, it's $100 for every time you go in. So, it's actually technically $800. Basically, it supports my fucking habit. I'm'm just kidding i don't have a habit i kind of pop now look cookies chicken i don't know it's not chicken i don't fucking go eat chicken all the time i would if i could sunglass and watch addiction i haven't bought a new watch for so long i need one really bad and i was seeing some Badass coats. Oh, my God. The coat I was to die for. Okay, here's the reality of it. There's a couple things in this world that I absolutely rummed. I don't hardly drink anymore, Angela. I'm sober. No, I'm not. Anyways, the things that I would just, the little secrets about me. When are we going to do our drunk one? It's coming up in December. There's a couple things that you guys all need to know about me. This is really important so you know what to send me. Here's the deal. I absolutely, I love coats. I have a complete coat addiction.
Speaker3:
Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
No one can outcoat me.
Speaker3:
You have more coats than I do purses.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
I have a watch addiction. I love watches. Sunglasses are just like fucking my little form of heroin, to say the least. I'm a huge Cher fan. Cher, you can just turn back time, baby. And Shania Twain. So there you go. Those are a few of my favorite things. Bringing out your feminine side. Hey, you know what? Cher brings out my inner gay. I don't care. And I will proudly fucking sashay down the fucking sidewalk singing that with the fucking wave and snap and the fucking shit. Because she is the shit. She may be plastic, but she's the shit. Well, that sure went south from whatever we were talking about.
Speaker2:
Anyways. Wow.
Speaker1:
Yes, all my sunglasses are dirty as fuck. They're dirty like my mind. La. Also, I love long walks in the park. Pina coladas after dark.
Speaker2:
Bullshit.
Speaker1:
Girls that like to sit under my desk and suck my dick.
Speaker3:
Have I ever seen you have a pina colada? No, and I haven't seen you dance in the rain either.
Speaker1:
That's only what those girls that come over during the day. Fuck, whatever. Anyway, that's happening. Okay, so just know if you come over, I'll fuck you, but I'm going to put you to work because I got other shit for you to do while you're here. I'm such an ass. Okay, so- And he falls asleep first. No, I don't fall asleep first. Fuck you. Sometimes I do. Do you fuck then fall asleep? I do, but not during the day if I got shit to do. Trust me, I'll fuck and then catch you. I got other shit to get done. What did you do on Friday? I did the penis attack video, which is really funny. That was before. Did I not do the penis attack video? That was before. That was funny. Then we fucked, and then you fell asleep i just took a brief nap a siesta to regain my strength the penis attack took it out of me that was a great video if you want to see the penis video you have to ask amanda because it's a penis attack i had my dick and i like chased the phone with it it was funny anyways stuff we do it'll be that that's like andy warhol art. Oh, I do believe that's a penis attack. Okay. Anyways, back to, we're losing time. We're losing fucking fuck. Shut up and go on. But how will they know about my penis attack video? Those on Snapchat have seen it. Well, at least the ladies group. You put it on the other one one. I'm sure many a person won't. That's going to be the new Tiki-Tak or TikTok or Tic-Tac. What's that fucking thing where they do the dances? It'll be the penis attack video dance. You don't even listen to me. No, I was trying to read Michael's comment. Yeah, I woke up in the middle of y'all's conversation a little bit. I just and i just heard she came out without pants on and pissed and went back to bed okay so now moving forward so for those of you don't know we also have another secret page shh you won't even know don't fucking bother now the line's over anyway so i asked i asked daily questions on there and And I love these questions because we're getting such a huge insight to the way swingers think because swingers are a lot like, you know, like, I don't know. We're just weird so I like to hear how we think. I'm not weird. God damn. Okay, so one of the questions that I put out last week. Are you fucking done? I don't need that because I'd have it look like letters. Are you fucking done? Breathe, Jesus. By the way, we're also taking applications for co-hosts of the show.
Speaker3:
Oh my God, you're going to make me cry.
Speaker1:
Oh, I'm sure we can do that. Okay, so the question I posted last Monday was, what was... You okay?
Speaker3:
Yeah, that I was told to put my arms down by my side.
Speaker1:
You can't see him. Your arms are flayed around. Fuck up your boobs. Okay, the biggest fear you had to overcome to join the lifestyle. Okay, so we had over, we had over, like, it's like 125 responses on that one, if not a few more. Okay, so what, what would you say, what was the biggest fear you had to overcome to join the lifestyle? I don't know why I did that because now it's just shady the other shit I wrote. Too small. What were some of the things that you follow along? I know I heard you. Do you really want me to answer that? Yeah. I didn't think anybody would want to fuck me. Yeah. Okay. Honesty 101. It's my reality. No, I'm just kidding. Because what did I first say? If you can find somebody to fuck me, we can try it. Yeah, yeah. And we did. And we did. We found several people. I think we're like 112 now, aren't we? Something like that? No. And here's what's funny. That actually is like, so the number one answer going through. Survey says. Survey says confidence. People did not have the confidence to do it and within confidence there was a couple other things that went through people that they did not think they were attractive enough so they didn't have the confidence they didn't think they were attractive enough uh and so that kind of splintered out you know attractiveness they didn't think anybody would want to fuck them they didn't think anybody would want to be with them they didn't want to go to a party that there'd They didn't want to go to a party. They'd be the ugliest person at the party. And body imagery. What? Body images. No, that would be pictures of dead body. Body image. Well, when we signed up and you came over and you'd go, well, we had to put pictures on. And you took a picture of my ass. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, yeah. No one wants to see that. You lost your fucking mind. Oh, I did. You're like, nope. I do not like my ass. No one's going to want an ass that big. The reason I thought this was so fucking interesting, the reason why I wanted to talk about this, we get in this after a while and you get through it. And some people said they still have some issues. And I think we all do still have some issues. But the reality is you get into this, right, and those kind of start to go away. And A, number one, I always think it's a good reminder for those of us that have been in this for a while to make sure we remember what we were scared of because other people are scared of the same thing. But I also, look, right now it's getting into winter and the holidays and all this stuff and mental and health and all that shit. It weighs on people, right? Right. So I wanted to point out to people, what were you afraid of to get into the lifestyle? Because you overcame that now maybe maybe you did it frighteningly and maybe you still fight and deal with a little bit but oh my god you overcame that fear that's a big deal look overcoming being afraid of of no one wanting you.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Okay, it's not like you overcame the fear of like, well, you know, I'm afraid they're not going to have snacks I like and I might be hungry. That's nothing. That's not a big deal. You're overcoming like something that shakes you to your core. Wow, that's something you should celebrate. It also is a scary thing of how many people oh my god how many people actually have horrible body image uh and and self image self love whatever the case we here's the thing we all have it we all had it and we still do. And it, it's like, look, we believe in being healthy. Okay. I'm not one that says, you know, I, I'm not going to use love thyself as an excuse. Okay. And that may not be a popular thing to say, but I don't care. It just, it is what it is. But by the same token, you are who you are and we all need to embrace who we are that is a huge part of this confidence and security is sexy that's what i should ask what have you found since because i think a lot of people found out that the more confident the The more of I'm okay with me, the hotter somebody looks.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So now. Because I think a lot of people found out that the more confident, the more of I'm okay with me, the hotter somebody looks. Okay. So, now, the next one up, the next biggest thing was that, and this is a huge one. This is why we do this show, I think. Okay. A fear that my partner would find someone better let that fucking sink in for a minute this is why those of us that have been in this a long time have to remember when we're dealing with newbies or even people that we go well they've been in it for a year or two a couple years are not that new they're still newbies or even people that we go, well, they've been in it for a year or two, a couple of years. They're not that new. They're still newbies to take shit slow and let people take things at their own fucking pace. Because you know what? I'm a guy. I'm a fucking moron. I'm an idiot. I forgot that you had things pop out of your vagina that were like little watermelons i.e babies and that your your badge goes back in size and i can remember when we were first in this going but if you fuck somebody way bigger with a bigger dick you won't feel mine i mean how stupid when you think i go do you not know how the body works at all? Well, you also used to go, well, was it good? Was it better than me? Was it better than me? Yep. And here's the thing, you knew we were in the car going home together, so it's not like you had ditched me, but that thought process, it goes- Message them later. Yeah, shit. Secretly on the side. I'm just coloring. I love you so much. No, I mean, the thing is, this is why you have to fucking talk. You have to talk, and you have to keep talking until you are both for sure you're correct and on the same page because, oh, my fucking God, can you do mind fucks on yourself look okay there's some people who say that facebook is like the fucking worst thing that's happened to society for a website you know it's the degradation of society look at me using all these big words look at you go i'm hoping to get really i'm hoping for a uh dictator dictator no no not at all I'm hoping for a dictionary sponsor just saying Webster's that's fucking funny that was a really good one I actually thought that one too that comedy fell flat anywho my thing is my thing is I don't believe that Facebook is the worst website to ever I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker4:
I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. I my thing is, I don't believe that Facebook is the worst website to ever hit society. The worst website to ever be created and will be the downfall of mankind is WebMD. WebMD is the ultimate fucking downside. Why is WebMD? md yes it is it is because here's the deal
Speaker1:
it it plays right into our imaginations we start our brains going a million places she she sneezed during sex that means she wants to fuck him i have this weird pain in my foot oh my god no it's an analogy damn it it's the equivalent of i you know I don't know. I don, you don't have testicles it we allow our minds to go all over fucking places that should never be there okay whatever what do you mean no why are you arguing with me on this no i don't think i think webmd no you're missing the point i'm missing the point it's It's the analogy of it that WebMD allows you to be Fucking try to self-research shit and be retarded
Speaker3:
Okay, so does it have to do with swinging? Oh, I got lost somewhere
Speaker1:
Because when we don't communicate Fuck my life Because when we don't communicate We let our imaginations go off on some fucking tangent You are not going to be allowed to fucking read This is like talking to you When you're fucking on the goddamn fucking coloring on your phone. Are you even here tonight? What the hell is going on? Does it make sense now? Oh my fucking... If anybody's listening and thinks the second half of the show makes sense, please, please let me know because before it's over, I'm going to be confused now make sense do you see where i'm going with yay or nay hold on i need to read comments to see whether or not anybody else agree of course i can't fucking see because my eyes don't work worth a shit uh yeah well see i think mike gets it i think yeah so that think, yeah It was just an analogy Obviously a fucking horrible Poor, wow Jesus, God Sometimes I don't understand your analogies But that's okay A lot of times I do it before you started The analogy part Just saying What, space off? Ignore me? are times I do space off No way You're shitty I'm going to start randomly asking you questions There are times when You make fun of me coloring It's not when I'm coloring It's when I'm reading something Because I can't read something and listen to somebody at the same time. It's because you don't try. Look, there are times that you purposely start, I will start talking to you, we will start a conversation, and you will pick up your phone purposely to get lost in it so you don't have to listen to me finish whatever it is I'm saying. Has this ever happened? No. You are such a... And this is why we communicate so well. Yes, there are times that you've pissed me off that I've picked up microphones so I don't have to listen to you. Speak into the microphone. No, because I don't want to record it. Oh, no, pumpkin. I don't want it to be used against you. Well, you know what? That was a really great question. The second half of the show just totally went south. And there were some other things people said about being shy. And there you go. Nobody cares anymore. The third thing was people were being shy, which I thought was also interesting because people, again, I have to be careful of my analogies at this point. But again, no, because now you've shaken you've shaken my confidence in my analogy I thought what was the one you bitch said that was so you said it was like a gross analogy it was like a food one or something I don't know but it was disgusting anyway anyways the other thing is is is a shy factor and look here's this is so this is what makes this whole thing so fucking cool. You are overcoming shit like hardcore major. You could pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to go have experts help you overcome. Body images. Confidence issues. Whether or not you're attractive. Self-confidence in your relationship. Shyness. and and the lifestyle you found a way to push through it for dick or pussy. It's called liquid courage and fucking because once you fuck somebody the shyness kind of goes away now doesn't it? Doesn't matter if you like me now I got some. I've seen your dick. All right. No reason to be shy. Spit, don't swallow. I fucking hate you. Oh, my God. So whoever wants to line up and send Miss Amanda a dick picture, send them on over. Okay. No, I said if you fucked them. Yeah. Then you're not, there shouldn't be a shy factor there anymore. Well, now you have the taste test at that point in time. Huh? Tastes like yummy. Well, I'm just saying. Because when we first got into it and we went out, I would hide behind you. You did. I like Angela's response. I'm not sure if I'd call it therapy. Some sex can be therapy. Look, here it is. I'm like a therapy dog. I'm I'm not sure if I'd call it therapy Some sex can be therapy Look here it is I'm like a therapy dog You can put a vest on me Wait a minute This is funny I can't even get it out God damn it this makes up for the last one Hold on What would it be I couldn't be a therapy dog. I would be a therapy dick. So if you'd like to apply for the newest program that CASBA is so proud to sponsor, it's the... You can't even talk. It's the therapy junk program. You'll have to go through a trial and some programs, but if you can handle it, we'll put a vest on.
Speaker3:
Are you an emotional support dick?
Speaker1:
That's what it is. That's what I was looking for. Oh, God.
Speaker3:
You're not that funny.
Speaker1:
No, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker3:
I don looking for. Oh, God. You're not that funny. No, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker2:
He cracks himself up. Say it again. Say it again.
Speaker1:
I want to make sure we get this on the air again.
Speaker3:
An emotional support dick.
Speaker1:
Yeah, so if you'd like to sign up for our emotional support. Look, I'm only here to help. Not all heroes wear capes. You can cut it. I feel better. Don't touch it now. It's working. Oh, my God. We've been making sexual references all day long. It's been horrible. Okay. Well, now at this point in time, I'm sure that will... We're going to have to change the dog's name. You can't have a big dog named Willie. Not with me in the house. So here's the thing. Let's move on real quickly.
Speaker2:
I'm sure.
Speaker3:
Karen Cox.
Speaker1:
There you go. Karen Cox.
Speaker3:
I'm a certified therapy dick.
Speaker1:
See, this is so good to get us letters.
Speaker3:
No, it doesn't. No one ever writes us. It's all good.
Speaker1:
Well, I mean bad stuff. Only one person one person this one will i'll offend somebody it's what we do uh okay so real quick uh you don't have to be lonely with cocks oh my god yeah oh yeah you get a special vest it's uh a... Walking into Walmart with Cole's dick. Her emotional support dick. That's the weirdest condom. I know it's so little and it's yellow, but this way you know it's working. Oh, God. Okay, so real quick, because the show's almost over. Thank the good Lord. I need to put this out here. Hey, by the way, should we run a contest? Is it going to be a cop cares one? No, this one. Special support dick. No, I wasn't prepared for that. I apologize. That one will take a little more. We have to get a non-profit status for that first.
Speaker3:
Oh, is that what it is?
Speaker1:
I still want to fill an application for that.
Speaker2:
Anywho.
Speaker3:
It brings a whole new meaning to Casbah Cares.
Speaker1:
No, sure. Okay, so I wanted to talk about some other things that are going to happen at the end of this whole thing. Okay, who's stopping you? My caring dick. My caring guy. Shut up. I so love you, pumpkin. Okay. So there's some exciting shit in the works that's coming soon. You don't want me to talk about that yet, do you? I don't know what you're talking about. Full. Swab. No. Oh, fuck. There's some secrets up coming I'm not allowed to tell you. Fuck, I hate my life. I'm like, what are you talking about? This sucks because she's the CEO. She's the boss, and so actually I can't fucking argue with it. He's gotten inkshated a couple times this past week. Anyways, okay. Rooster is your mascot. There you go. One ball will travel. Holy scary cock. Send all of your cock stuff into Miss Amanda, and we'll review and see what we can put out. We'll put something together. I see a future in this. Okay, we are going to do a contest. So here's the deal. If you follow us on Twitter, thank you. If you don't, fucking follow us. So I'm going to take a play out of the fucking Flamingos contest because I like their contest.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So anywhere you're at, take pictures. What we're looking for is the most inappropriate places for you to take a picture, given the finger. And then we want you to post it. Send it to us. Send it to us at crazy.casba at gmail.com. And or post it and tag us in it on Twitter. And the ones that win, we'll pick the top three. we'll give them uh you know they'll have their choice so you can have like a what the fuck 2020 world tour uh covid shirt or they can have one of our crazy casters shirts but it's the so what we're looking for again is the most the selfie or the, giving the finger in the most inappropriate place possible, and send those in to us. This is gonna be fucking epic. With the holidays coming up, what could possibly go wrong? I'm like
Speaker3:
going, gosh, any of the most really inappropriate places aren't open.
Speaker1:
Oh, there's some that could be. With a little work. I have faith in our listeners because they kick ass. Okay, so with that being said, another shout-out real quick. We got to go, man. Holy fuck.
Speaker3:
We don't want yapping.
Speaker1:
Anywho, again, a big shout-out to altplayground.net. Remember, find us on there. They're growing. They're getting bigger. It's like a dick that's being toggled. It's growing. So visit them today, altplayground.net. Find Crazy Caswell when you get there. there also smart swingers are reading swingers so read sign up today subscribe to asnlifestylemagazine.com look 3 million horny motherfuckers cannot be wrong be 3 million and 1 it's on you and finally you listen to the shows you the mag, be a true fan and buy the swag. Go to FullSwapShop.com today. Check out all the cool stuff we got. There's hoodies and hats and glasses and oh my, from all kinds of, from the good shows, Mason Magazine. Our show's on there, Full Front Porch Swingers, Kinky Frame of Mind, The Naked Relationship,
Speaker2:
Swinging Flamingos. Check out today. That is the official site of our merch. And finally, check out our own website. Sure, you can follow us on Twitter at TruthCrazy. You can check out our YouTube at YouTube.com backslash Casbah. We're on Pornhub. We're on Instagram. Miss Amanda is on OnlyFans.com. I'm also on Venmo. We're on Venmo. Anyways, make sure you check out our website. You can see our videos and everything right on there. So until next week, which by the way, this is going to come out on Thanksgiving because you know what? Nothing makes the family better than a big fuck you. So doing it the only way we know how, the only way we want to, and the only motherfucking way we ever will. Kazma Style, out.
