Krazy Truth #13 Gateway to Swinging- 3 Sums

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Naughtypops. Are you looking for lollipops with adult shapes for any special occasion? Bachelor, bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and more? They have tons of gourmet flavors that are shipped right to your door order yours today at www.naughtypopsnow.etsy.com and tell them crazy truth sent you all right welcome to another edition of crazy truth what's up you crazy motherfuckers we are back again to do what we do best we are going to make hell of a show way to roll we're going to answer your questions i am the host with the most i am cole i am here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hi look at us go so uh we are ready to roll so you know how we start every show we start every show with weird sex news i haven't heard this one okay so well it this doesn't necessarily you haven't told me what i haven't told you it's a secret this way they can see your your expression okay so this isn't necessarily sex but here's the deal this comes to us uh from the middle of the heartland live in lincoln nebraska here we go so a gentleman was getting ready to go to work at about 4 30 in the morning uh this guy is a carry conceal permit holder this is only important i'll tell you why in just a minute no he's not a carry conceal no i'm looking wrong sorry he's going to work at 4 30 in the morning he goes out to his fucking car he gets in his car there's a tap on his window there's a totally naked man with a sword standing at his window. At which point the guy, this guy, I mean, it's out. So he takes and grabs a rifle that was in his car and pulls the rifle. And this guy goes sprinting off into the woods naked with a sword. And they proceed to call police. So Lincoln police this week were randomly going through the woods looking for a naked guy carrying a samurai sword.
Speaker2: Nice.
Speaker1: I don't care who the fuck you are. I have been to some wild parties. I have seen some wild shit. But that is a party. It is a party when there's somebody naked and out patrolling the area naked with a sword. So who called the cops the dude with the sword or the dude with the gun the the dude with the the dude with the gun the guy in the car who was who was afraid because he well think about this he was assaulted with two swords oh hey you know how they found if they find there's no update on whether they found uh naked boy uh but i'm pretty sure pretty sure they were checking, you know, like emergency rooms for people with massive bug bites on their dick. Oh, it's poison ivy. How did you get that, sir? I have no idea. No, I hadn't heard that. I love it. This is really, you know, of anything that we do, this is without a doubt the very best and most important informative part of our show. Sure. Sure. I don't know. We'll go with that. It's a goal now. I'm going to have a goal to get so fucked up I want to run naked in the sword and run through the woods. Hey-ya! Okay. Well. Wait a minute. What? You have run naked down our driveway. I was, no, I was not naked. I had on my cowboy boots and my cowboy hat cowboy hat wait a minute there was one of your birthdays that you were chasing a girl around the parking lot who was your best friend at the time around the parking lot with your pants down yeah that's right just to give her a kiss because you'd smashed your face in the cake that's right that's right um but let's see you had another birthday where you were extremely hammered and you were naked out in the driveway yes you had cowboy boots on and yes you had a hat on so what should this tell everybody that listens to our show it tells everybody you should come party with cole on his fucking birthday that's what that i'm so glad you remember that only if i get you forgot about the one about parking, yeah. Only if I get drunk. You forgot about the one about parking lot, didn't you?
Speaker2: I did.
Speaker1: Only if I get drunk.
Speaker2: Seriously? Let's see.
Speaker1: I just turned 46, so that means for the last since I went to 18.
Speaker3: You weren't drunk at your birthday party?
Speaker1: Oh, yeah. It might have been a little bit.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah. You got to snap it.
Speaker1: Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, rumor has it. Anyway, so, okay.
Speaker3: You were a little drunk.
Speaker2: A little drunk. Not bad.
Speaker1: I wasn't sword-wheeling naked, running through the neighborhood drunk. Damn it. Did your pants even come down? No, actually. I mean, after we went to the party. No, no. I got my birthday present before. Let me just tell you what. There's nothing better than making things a working birthday. So, I'm going to put a little plug here. Because there's a second podcast going to come out called Sin Sisters, which is the lovely Miss Amanda and another friend, Wendy, and they gave me a pre-birthday party. Those were the best sessions we've ever recorded. I don't know if we can use any of it, but I had a lot of fun, just saying. Okay, should we get into questions? Sure. Okay, here we go. So let's start off. We got a question. This is from the Midwest. This is from Des Moines, actually, from A, sent us a question. And her question was, she is big into, they're big into the BDSM world, okay? So in the BDSM world, they're also swingers, and they've kind of transitioned transitioned into both and in the bdsm world like sharing of toys unless it's someone that that is they are strictly committed to is like doesn't really happen and if it if it does for a reason there's big cleaning issues her question was she's seen lots of people in the swinger community like swap toys or share toys and that some clubs don't have people that clean up in between people using like playrooms and that kind of weirds her out. And what's the, what's our thought process on sharing of toys and cleaning and things like that? A pretty good question. Very goodges on serious damn it okay okay so well you you have toys so you you lead you go you have toys i've never brought any of my personal toys to a swinger event that's true that's true okay the little private trying out the the strapless strap on dildo okay yeah that was shared that was a private party that was a a private a private event yes it was a private event um but i don't what i have seen other people do is i've seen them have their dildos and put condoms on them. Okay. All right. Yeah. In fact, I was at a hotel party and someone was trying out this machine thing and put condoms on them. Right. So, absolutely. So, you're not swapping juices, so to speak. Right. Well, not how she phrased phrased it. Yeah. You can't call it spit. I mean, there's lips involved. Anyways. So, yeah. Okay, so that's one way. Another way, you know, really is to, you know, we talk about what you carry in your sex bag, right? So, and we've talked about in the past about, you know, it's good to have like baby wipes or wipes just to freshen yourself up so to speak uh we have seen and that's not to carry like wipes to clean off to clean off toys and there's at some of the sex stores they do have a spray that you can spray to clean them right in between also in between which okay when it comes to this kind of stuff obviously like everything else in the lifestyle you actually have to take and you have a responsibility to make sure that you have what you need to feel comfortable so what i mean by that hopefully if you're at a party the host or hostess whatever will have a proper cleaning supplies as necessary especially a fucking club and i you know what i'm just going to put this right out there right now here's the thing if you go to a club and it they don't clean don't go to that club don't play there okay so you know they're supposed to have that stuff there's granted most clubs have the rule they're supposed to be the rule of hey you know what if you get done using a room and you play you're supposed to clean up after yourself you have to be smart even if you do clean up after yourself you still want someone to go in in between and clean up again just in case that person really didn't do it well there's more to clean it up than just cleaning up the fucking squirt stain you know or the wet spot or or yeah well i mean look we've all heard the stories that they go into hotel rooms with black lights and and shit glows on the ceiling behind pictures i mean we don't even know how people are doing this i don't know if they're like coming like a sprinkler or what but okay so it can be everywhere so the reality of it is it's up to you to take responsibility for for you to make sure that you're comfortable so what i'm saying by that is don't rely upon somebody else to actually have cleaned it up we know that a lot of people are assholes right we know that a lot of people won't clean up they're intoxicated they're drunk they're whatever they get done and they just leave the room uh don't put your safety or your comfort level in the hands of somebody else so make sure you know that you have time or that you you do whatever you feel comfortable with right the biggest thing is is that look i know people go well you don't want to miss you caught up in the moment look the moment's not going to go away to wipe things down no now granted i can see that make a dance out of it make it extremely sexy yeah you can't yeah that's well i like that but that's part it's like we talked about putting a condom on a guy sometimes it's about being creative. You know, finding a creative way to make stuff actually be hotter. The thing is, is if the moment's going to go away that fast, then maybe you shouldn't actually be hooking up with him anyways. True. I mean, it's just that simple. But you need to rely on, you need to, you need to take responsibility for you. I that that she makes a very valid point in that sharing of toys you're going to go to some house parties where if the host or hostess whatever has a lot of toys we've seen this where they take and they have um they have a lot of toys they know a lot of other people toys that maybe somebody else doesn't have and they're gracious enough to have them out so that people can try so you can't fault them and you can't be like you know hey i just use your dildo hey go clean my dildo hey you know but i mean you have to you have to be there's a coolness factor there but you know you should absolutely do that you should also if you're going to have your own toys out if you're if you're the one you're bringing your toys, because, you know, it's not it's rude not to share. Just saying you should. Would you like to try my dildo? So but, you know, if you're hosting a party, have what wipes out, have wipes or whatever available for people.
Speaker3: Just for the people that would feel more comfortable with.
Speaker1: Right. And here's the thing. Put them in a place where everybody can get to them it's kind of like having a house party and having a thing of condoms out you have them out so that people can actually get to them they don't have to ask no one feels awkward or someone doesn't use the excuse that i forgot one yeah i forgot one yeah this way they're there so the same thing with the wipes okay now here Now here's a message for clubs. Yeah, we're going here. Uh, straight up clubs. You have a responsibility if you're a club and you have play areas, uh, even if you don't have set players, but you find people who are playing in certain areas, you have a responsibility to clean that. Okay. on your premise so just remember the last thing any club or wants is the reputation of you got actually got some sort of or someone got a disease from being at your club that's a huge one that is a big one so make sure and here's the deal if you're a club we have we have helped clean clubs before okay you can go to the store and you can buy you know your regular uh just regular cleaning supplies we won't mention names because they're not sponsoring us but if you're a club here's a you can actually go to the store and you can get medical grade cleaning supplies no i got that on amazon well you get you got them on an online retailer yes we got to practice sorry yes we do okay still it was very simple to get right right it wasn't super expensive but it was medical grade cleaning supplies now understand even just you know regular cleaning supplies is better oops in between stuff pissing off the tech guy in between stuff but at the end of each you need to spend the money. Part of owning your business and owning a club is spending the money to use the medical grade top end cleaner on everything. Because you know how many people don't wash their hands after they peed? Right? I don't know. So how many people maybe have a spoon in their hands, don't touch their hand, and walk out and touch the chairs in your club? Just saying. saying you i don't know uh the other reason why i'm gonna throw this in this is kind of a side note i've been doing research yeah yeah i'm trying to be prepared so one of the things that i took in and did some research on was uh there's a total difference of opinion in the United States versus in a lot of European countries on certain STDs. And one of the biggest ones is herpes. Okay. So the attitude is completely night and day difference. And a lot of people, this is starting to become more prevalent in the US as well. A lot of people say, well, here's the deal. Herpes isn't actually even an STD. it's just a rash. That's how the Europeans, a lot of people, this is starting to become more prevalent in the U.S. as well. A lot of people say, well, here's the deal. Herpes isn't actually even an STD. It's just a rash. That's how the Europeans, a lot of European countries look at it. It's just a rash. And if you're on medication and you're doing your precautions, it's not a big deal. Now, the reason why I mentioned that, obviously, in the United States, it's a little different ballgame on how people think about herpes. Okay. The schools on why that is ones it's pharmaceutical companies making it making it a big business and whatever that's secondary to everything else that i'm going to talk about the reason why i bring that up is because there is a difference in philosophical opinion on something like herpes and a few others if you're playing at a big club like an international club okay and i'll just say a city i'm not going to say names but uh like in las vegas there's some a couple of world known world-renowned swinger clubs there the opportunity to maybe hook up with someone from a different country is is substantially higher right that makes sense okay so their philosophy on something like herpes is going to be substantially different right okay so for your own personal safety but then the reason i bring that up is how that translates into as a club how you clean how you clean your facility different so it's something to keep something to keep in mind uh if you're a club owner or whatever and and the same with the same with uh if you're having a party so just keep that in mind if you're having your own personal party some people have cool like play toys in their own house we don't like beds and stuff and massage beds if you'd like to send us one let us know just saying all right we're right. We're kind of plain. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're real vanilla. I said plain. I didn't say vanilla. Well, we're working on it. Let's go. I got some shit ordered for Christmas. You're going to be amazed. We're going to have dildos stuck to every wall in the Casbah Studios. I'm about to entertaining. It's going to be awesome. Dicks everywhere. Dicks. Ah. Okay. Sure. I sure i'll go with that actually you want to know what's funny you know how many because you know one of our sponsors you read of as naughty pops and so they've given us naughty pops to have and i'll be working on you know how many times i'm sucking a dick during the day i just just saying but you know cotton candy i i don't care if it's a dick or not cotton candy tastes good oh lord okay you're not helping me you're just like letting me flounder nice love it no no I'm still getting over you sucking dick that's a sad point well I eat clits too but you know I've the clits went through faster than than the dicks there was more dicks than clits. Okay. There are certain flavors I like, and it is what it is. I'm just saying. People come to the door, and I'm over here just, this is kind of a candy dick. Tastes good. Okay. Oh, God. All right. Yeah, we're getting away from that. How did we get to that? I don't know. Must have been on your mind wow i don't know jeez louise yeah yeah what it is i'm hungry give me a candy dick okay uh all right so let's let's move along shall we we shall fuck okay so the next question we got and this is actually a really good question two reasons you know why it's a good question why is it a good question uh one well one because it's a solid question that deals with swinging and sex okay the other one it's an international question this yeah that's right this came from the uk that's right this one came from the uk so this is awesome i should try to do it in an accent but i can't yeah no don't try As a tech guy's ever going oh hell no don't do that Okay so the question is They're getting ready for their first Threesome They've never had one before What are some things that they should be aware of It's a lot more work for the single sex it depends on how you have it and there's what y'all gotta know kids here's deal threesomes are too much work thanks gotta go well they are a lot of work well it depends it depends on which sex okay wait a minute let's let's let Let's start from the... Let's back up a little bit. Just a scoge. Okay, so I don't know. They didn't tell us if it was going to be two guys and a gal or two gals and a guy. We don't know. Okay? Okay. So we obviously have experienced both. Right. And they're awesome. Mm-hmm. Okay, so here's what's ironic about threesomes it's almost like a threesome is the the gateway to swinging like well you hear it all the time if people want to dip their toes in it they're going to start with soft swap or a threesome and i think that's funny you do you not agree no we just didn't start off with either one no no i know we were a little different we're overachievers when it comes to that kind of stuff but but seriously people think of it as like this you know group sex intimidates them so let's go and bring somebody in let's bring somebody in from from the outside just one other person i just and and add just one other person to the bedroom and see how it goes. And from from the outside just one other person and i just one other person to to the bedroom and see how it goes and you know whenever you list you talk to new swingers or non you know vanillas or whatever and you ask usually if they had a sexual fantasy for most guys i want to do two chicks you know and two gals are a gals usually like you know if you're lucky she goes i want to do another check you're like whoo but i mean sometimes with with a gal it's and another guy two guys right it's like a fantasy so it's this gateway to a new to to swinging it's a gateway drug anyways but really a threesome is probably one of the most, I hate to use this word, intimate of the sexual things you'll do in the lifestyle. I mean, wouldn't you agree? Because group sex, it depends how it goes, but it kind of can be like a mass of humanity. True. No, I'll agree. I mean, so it can be a little bit easier there's not the the one-on-one there's not as much focus you know and and i'm sure it happens i've never heard of not saying that means anything i've never heard of three random people just randomly hitting up at a bar and going hey i i'm i just met you you just met me hey we both just met this guy should we all go fuck that'd be kind of hot actually be different but i mean seriously so you i mean no you don't hear that no so usually it's a couple either dating or married or whatever the case may be bringing a third person into their bedroom so already there's a degree of intimacy established with that right off the bat here becomes the challenge now we were different i always said i wanted to have before we ever started to swing i said i wanted to have a threesome but i always said this is before you knew you were by thank god thank god you found your way uh i always said that it was only fair if we're gonna have a threesome that we would have it should be two guys first that would only be fair right i was weird that way uh what's really funny about that is most people say each other way well they want a threesome they want you know their their girlfriend or wife with another girl okay one that becomes a dangerous game you've seen that oh fuck yeah i have uh i met several different couples that's how they started off as females only yep they started off because there's this fear factor of like if another guy's got his dick out anywhere close to you that automatically you're gonna start touching it i don't know why that is think about how many times you've been in a locker room guys have you ever been in a locker room and because another guy's changing and right next to you did that require you to touch his penis no it did not when you're peeing next to somebody and they're really close are you required to touch each other's penises no you're not you're not required to okay it's the same thing when you're having sex there's a chick in between you okay, okay? So remember, number one, don't be afraid of another guy's penis. Yes, your swords might occasionally accidentally cross. That shit happens. I mean, that's no worse than playing a game of pickup basketball. You're rubbing your dick on the other guy's butt or whatever, guarding him. I mean, seriously. So it's not that big a deal, okay? So first and foremost, I think a lot of threesomes get off to the bad start because it's required that the chicks go first well here's the deal if i don't want another penis really close to me and that's my whole hold up and you're not bi maybe you don't want a cooter right next to your face yeah or even worse remember if the other girl's on your dick first, she's leave a trail just saying so maybe you don't want to suck other girls cooter juices off of a dick so that requires a lot of communication right off the bat okay so you have to talk about it but here's where shit gets weird on threesomes big time big time and you and i'm going to put you on the spot because i have been yelled at about this multiple times when you have two females or when you have two males here's what happens one of you is used to being with the other one okay so we'll use us as. If we had another female to the group, I've been having sex with you for 26 years. Yes. And then all of a sudden we bring this other girl in. And this other girl is new. Some would say, I don't know. This will sound horrible. Fresh meat, so to speak. You hear that used all the time. It is used all the time. time okay so your natural instinct as a guy is this is hot and what makes it hot is there's a third person in here and so your dick like a divining rod tends to go to the new girl first and what happens is you don't even realize it but you're giving all of your attention to the new girl so then your wife left out so talk about that a little bit talk about your experiences with that because it has happened with us i am just as guilty as any other guy and I'm willing to admit it.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah. No, I've had jealousy issues with that.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker1: It's... oh yeah no i've had jealousy issues with that absolutely it's sometimes you don't know where to join in sometimes you do sometimes if they've had experience with threesomes before they know that they can make it they can position themselves differently or whatever the case may be but if they have it and they're new you know it's not conducive to suck on her nipples while she's getting banged right well and sometimes let's face it sometimes the other person coming in male or female doesn't give a fuck no i mean that that's a really that's something you have to be aware of going going into it. I can think of the first time that we did it, as a guy, I totally didn't mean to. I didn't even realize I was doing it. I was just like, you know, I'm like, okay, your turn. I'm like, stroke. And back over here. Well, I mean, I did. And basically, you spent the whole time kind of like jumping around like filling in wherever was necessary you were you were a champ you you were completely a champ and and you give up and you get your dildo out and you start yes and and you pretty much let me run amok yeah you let me run amok and you really didn't say anything about it when you're done either it was fun and yeah whatever it was all good it wasn't until we had another one that after that one you said something about it yeah that one you're like this fucking sucks maybe i didn't think it was gonna happen again well yeah yeah that could have been it too uh and and it it does kind of suck now i have i have asked you multiple times i've told you what you need to do and i still think you need to do this i think that you need to be get to be the added female of a threesome i mean i i just think that that so that you have an opportunity to be the fresh meat. The center of attention. The center of attention. And that's really what it is, the center of attention. Okay, so as a guy, if you're having your first female-female threesome, you really need, and I mean need to be conscious of the fact to make sure that everybody is getting attention it is especially challenging if the girls are not bi or if only one of them's bi no i for sure because at least where you're by if it's with a bi girl you have time you get to play too like with her and it's more of a joint thing why are you just like you're just like let me sit sweat. Because you still want dick too. Well, right. You still want dick too. But I mean, it provides for more options. It's like you unlocked another level. But you've had it the other way too. What do you mean? Two guys and a girl. I have. I have. Yes. Where the guys may be not necessarily, they're used to playing alone with a female. Yes. So then when they're brought into a threesome, they're going at it, but they're not giving you space to get your dick sucked or whatever the case may be. Yes. Yeah, as a guy, if you're having a threesome, okay, number one, if you've already had a female, female thesome remember how she felt so kind of keep that in mind don't get all fucking butt hurt when you're the one kind of standing around just running the camera somebody needs to run the camera just saying uh anyway so it makes you know but you can't be you can't be butt hurt in that situation because you need to remember what it was like yep okay number two. Number two, you have to, it's a sad reality. So many single males do not know how to do a threesome properly. They really don't. Is there really a proper way to do it? Spit roast the girl. God damn it. Spit roast the girl. Okay. Here's the deal. If you're on top of her, if you're on top of her and you're like, like regular missionary position one of two things is going to happen either i just have to run the camera or there's a chance my dick's going to slap you in the forehead if it pops out of her mouth it it it is what it is very true i mean seriously so you you kind of have to have somebody has to take charge that's really the big thing in any threesome somebody has to take charge somebody has to kind of direct the action i mean don't just mean for the camera angles either although that's very important just saying but somebody has to somebody actually has to kind of direct the action a little bit and and make sure that everybody has an equal opportunity to play if you're involved in a threesome as a couple you need to be somewhat in tune with your spouse yes you need to look over and look we've all been guilty of being a dick and not being in tune with our spouse in that situation okay but you need to be in tune with your spouse and take a hint when your spouse is overusing the dildo, just staring at you that, you know, maybe she would like some attention or vice versa. Let's take a moment, if we could, I want to talk about, and real quick, give a shout out to the sponsors of our second half of our show, Club G, where friends and pleasure come together. Come visit Club G, the hottest new lifestyle club in Des Moines over 3200 square feet huge dance floor private play areas and plenty of places for quiet conversation club g contact them for more information at dsm ls c01 at gmail.com all right so next question that we got this question actually comes out of Utah ooh at gmail.com all right so next question that we got this question actually comes out of utah oh we're getting all kinds of new states uh this question involves pictures what are the best type of pictures to put online and so my question i was able to get a hold of this person they want to remain anonymous i was able to get a hold of them to find out more what they were talking about because i'm going well what you know what are we talking about for pictures are we you know like sexy pictures or why the bottom one the root of this came from the fact of that they were putting pictures online they had profiles on a couple of different sites and but then when they were getting to actually where they were meeting up with other couples uh all of a sudden it never seemed to go from there'd been hot talk and all this stuff and then it never seemed to go to the next level and they and they had somebody tell them oh the pictures just threw me off so they're asking about what type of pictures put online true pictures up-to-date pictures let's see we've seen some that are like 10 years old you've changed a little bit in 10 years uh-huh um camera angles they can be deceiving yes filters don't use them my gosh and and that's and that they're they're right there is the crotch of the whole thing. You know, when you're putting pictures on, we all want to take and put our best foot forward. Well, one of our attributes forward. It might be your foot, unless you're into that sort of thing. But you want to put... That's funny. You put your boobs out there a lot. I do. I take from this angle because it makes my butt look smaller. Hey, it does. And there's nothing. So if I meet somebody and they go, oh, my God, she's got a big ass. I'm like, eh. But the thing is, your pictures are realistic. Here's the deal. When you're taking and put pictures on there and these pictures with the filters and stuff, if you go through some of the filters that you can use on your phone now.
Speaker3: Some of them make my face look fat, bright blue eyes.
Speaker1: Well, some of them will take in.
Speaker2: Okay, yeah.
Speaker3: I have bright blue eyes, but some of them look like crystal clear. I'm like, that's not me.
Speaker1: Well, granted, we know the pictures. Everybody knows the one that makes you look like a deer isn't real.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: But there are filters that make you look like 10 years younger. And there are filters that make you look like 10 years younger and there are filters that so distort everything here's the deal remember when you're putting pictures on there they're going to meet you so when they meet you they're actually going to see what you really look like so why not be honest and put real pictures up there and let people and let people see who you are someone had a good comment of using artful ones instead of showing it all oh that's awesome i don't show it all no no you have to leave something to the imagination well and let face it, a lot of times the human body can be very, very sexy and very beautiful. But a Gabe and Cooter shot is not necessarily a turn on. Just like a huge dick shot, just boom, there's my penis. That isn't necessarily really necessarily really hot okay so there's nothing wrong with putting creative pictures on there art artful pictures there's nothing wrong with taking pictures from decent angles or putting pictures on where you look your best but don't put pictures on to try to look like something you never fucking look like i remember taking one leaning up against the hallway wall camera up holding my hand over my crotch but i had a corset on yep and this guy goes what filter did you use i'm like i didn't uh-huh well what about photoshop no honey that what you see that's what i look like he's like oh my gosh i have to meet you it's amazing how it's amazing how that works and and that's the the problem is is when you put fake pictures on there the reputation will get around yeah it will get around if you're a a bigger i'm a big guy that's putting it mildly i'm a i'm i'm fluffy i'm fluffy i'm a big guy so if's putting it mildly. I'm a, I'm, I'm fluffy. I'm fluffy. I'm a big guy. So if I put all these pictures on here and here's the deal I can find, uh, and with a selfie stick and everything else, I can find an angle where I don't look like a big guy. If I put those pictures on there and you're all excited to meet us because you, you don't need it. You're, you're hot as is. So, but I do this to cover this to cover to cover me and then you you meet us and you see that i'm 265 pounds uh that's gonna kill the mood right there okay and that's the equivalent of that's the equivalent of lying why why do that and that's the biggest thing is it put put current pictures okay they don't have to be just that day but you can't have 10 year old pictures look we all have new wrinkles and lines we get older it is what it is and plus don't get offended if you take from these angles when they see you in person aren't interested that's exactly right that's exactly right it is what it is now a lot of people will talk about though they're afraid of putting realistic pictures because nobody feels like they look good okay nobody thinks that they're sexy i don't know how many fucking times i've had to hear this from you i'm not sexy right right okay no one thinks they're sexy it is what it is but understand it's better to be real than to be fake sexy. Okay. But when you put the pictures on,
Speaker2: confidence is, is confidence is sexy. When you, when you have confidence to be who you are and be proud of who you are, be proud of your body type, be proud of all of your attributes,
Speaker1: whatever that's sexy. Okay. That's super sexy.
Speaker2: That's like,
Speaker3: I was taking pictures yesterday.
Speaker1: Yes. I love Saturday. I said, Oh, what theme should i do and you're like whatever you feel confident and whatever makes you feel good yep because because that's sexy so i'm like okay let's go outside should have seen how fast she got dressed when we heard the neighbors coming out that was awesome but i mean that but that's sexy and and the thing is that shows in your pictures now here's the reality of the lifestyle because we are the most supposed to be the most non-judgmental people in the world and that's a bunch of bullshit swingers are some of the most judgmental motherfuckers you'll ever meet it is what it is uh so you know what there are going to be some people out there that will do the whole fucking body shaming thing okay anybody who body shames somebody else whether you body shame them by uh making snide comments uh whether if you're a part of a site or a group and you put body shaming memes okay number one you're just an asshole well one guy thought he was being cute yeah and put a thing about small tits well you know what there are a lot of people that like small tits you quit it you're making the female self-conscious about it exactly exactly and that's the thing is you know what if if if someone is so simple-minded they need to body shame you're not missing anything anyways no and as a community here's the reality if if you're a moderator of a group or a page or whatever the case may be and if somebody's going to do that get rid of them boot them we don't need that kind of shit okay uh but it is what it is so it happens but it's still you can't let the fear of that stop you because you have to remember there are celebrities that are are paid to look pretty i mean that's their job right that they get body shamed yeah there's no eliminating ass clowns in this world there just isn't they're everywhere so but it would be it's better to put it out there that you are who you are and what you are and what you look like so that because there's somebody out there that's into whatever it is i mean let's face it there's more forms of fucking kink and and like preferences and you know we always joke with you because you're so short you know about little people the desire to be with little people and whatever there's there's whole there's whole uh processes on that there's whole processes on butts right here yeah that balding guys it is what it is they're everybody has their own thing so don't assume that no one's gonna like it yeah at all because they really are body shaming just pisses me off i know it does and you can tell it drives me insane well when i saw that i mean here's it's easy for a guy to body shame right because we think that you know well that's because we can you know what i think most guys i think here's what you should have to do if if every guy in the world to be on any swinger site you are required to put uh just randomly drop your pants and take a picture of your dick, I think body shaming would stop really fucking fast. Do you think it's mainly men? No. Well, I think a lot of men body shame on the real clear obvious things like women's boobs and their butts. I think that's an easy target for guys to body shame. I think some women are brutal as fuck on other women. Uh, and I think it's whether men, yeah, they are on men, but I, I think it's worse women on women. I really do. I think there's a degree of, of, I don't know. It's almost like hostile's a jealousy thing uh i mean we see it you know we talked about before we have a huge page we've seen it where people are putting pictures on and they're counting likes it's it's a blatant fucking competition to see which women can get the most likes and so it seems like you know there's a huge movement now to take for women to build women up instead of tearing them down because i think that it's for a guy i'm not gonna say to a woman your hair looks like shit you got a lot of gray boy you wear a lot of eyeliner i mean i mean some might but i'm not have you ever said that to me no no i have i'm put I haven't. I'm usually done. Put on more makeup. That's it. Make the lines longer. But I think that women will attack that more. I think women will attack, you know, how another woman's hair looks nappy, you know, or what she's wearing or she looks trashier. Those high heels, man. Could she look more like a hooker? I think women will be more apt to say that.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: So where guys are, you know, I don't think we body shame each other that much because no because i i don't know if it's well a how do you body shame some dude's beer belly when all of us in line have this big old fucking beer bellies too we're more guys are more apt to stand next to each other and each other rub your buddha who looks more fucking pregnant I mean seriously We're going to do that We don't care whose butt's bigger We give two shits less We don't care what somebody else is wearing More guys will fight Will be in an argument like if you're wearing the wrong sports team You know That has started more arguments than anything else, or the wrong NASCAR driver, you know, or something like that. We're just not as catty. You know, I mean, at least not to other guys.
Speaker2: Yeah. Maybe.
Speaker3: Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker1: Have you ever body shamed? Have you ever went all vicious chick? Have you ever went like psycho mean chick?
Speaker2: No. Never?
Speaker3: That's not my nature.
Speaker1: Okay, just checking.
Speaker3: I might have maybe once went, what is she wearing?
Speaker1: And the truth comes out. Well, no.
Speaker3: And have we not been to see bands play? And I go, what the hell is that?
Speaker1: Okay, yes. But that looked like somebody, like, 1980 neon threw up all over them. That's different. That wasn't body shaming. That was just like. It wasn't body shaming. It was making fun of what she was wearing because she was a little off the wall. Because she looked like a three-year-old that dressed themselves and went out in public. Yes. That is totally a different ball game. Okay, that's okay. You okay? You all right over there? I think we're driving the sound guy nuts. That's what we do. No worries. All right, so. I have down here that young guys that get shot down can be vicious. Ooh, did that come from a guy or girl? Guy. Guy. Yeah, okay. Well, yeah, a're young we're stupid oh look our go-to line at least when i was in like high school and stuff if a chick shot you down once you must be a lesbian you know no you were only fucking hoping you were just a tool there's a total difference yes young guys can be fucking pieces of shit absolutely i'm just looking you know you're the one that always said that guys don't grow up till they're like what 45 yeah exactly so anybody anybody under 20 and anybody under 35 they're gonna say stupid shit sorry tech guy they're gonna say stupid shit they're just gonna be i mean that's gonna be it is what it is right so do you think guy do you think do you okay do you think a girl that gets shot down can be is more will become more brutal than a guy that gets shot down that's under 35 see there you go that could be about equal and i don't think a guy could be that bad if anything he might just turn a little arrogant where you know or tough guy you know well i show them you know i'm i'm hot and i got a big dick
Speaker3: just watch out you just wish you had this you know i could see that every guy says that she
Speaker1: don't know what she's fucking missing man you know she couldn't handle if i fucked her i'd just fuck her silly yeah that's every guy says that but see here's the difference guys grow out of that Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye.
Speaker1: Bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye. If I fucked her, I'd just fuck her silly.
Speaker1: That's how every guy says that. But see, here's the difference. Guys grow out of that. You can hear like a 50-year-old woman being that catty.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Look at her bag. Can you believe that she has that type of a bag?
Speaker2: Really?
Speaker3: Are you kidding me? That's not body shaming.
Speaker2: Stop it.
Speaker1: Well, it's kind of. It's a form thereof. It's a part of their body. Women are just mean. They can just be mean as hell. I love all the women. Send all the hate mail to Miss Amanda.
Speaker2: Just saying.
Speaker1: I don't know. Women hate other women sometimes. So send it to you, not me. I'm just funny. I love women. We love them all. If I don't care for a woman, it's based upon her personality more than anything else. Yes, absolutely. And the way she acts. Yep, that's the story we're sticking with right there sweet how much time left do we have in this episode before we both have tons of hate mail the tech guy's not even looking over before i smack you hey you know what actually this is totally off topic i really don't even care uh we actually want your mail we want we want to hear what people think of us yes we want people to send us some mail out to our crazy.casba at gmail.com. Let us know if you hate us. Yay, you remembered us. Let us know if you hate us. Let us know if you love us. Because, well, one, it's kind of entertaining. If we get enough hate mail, we'll do a whole show on hate mail. Yeah, we would. That would be kind of fun. Yeah, it would. That would be kind of awesome. And, you know, we'll do enough if we get a lot of like love and we'll do it while we're drinking oh yeah we need to start scheduling that ahead of time we still need to work on our on our uh the accent episode just so i forgot we were gonna do i haven't forgot about that i know you haven't weird how we thought about that so uh well thank god okay so so we got some plans so again make sure wrap it up yeah i know he's all over so make sure that you take and uh again send us send us your your feedback on our on our mail so give me that sheet over there for you real quick all right so we want to take a real quick we want to take a real quick second again before we go to give another shout out to both both of our sponsors. Am I going first? You're going to go in first. Yay. Just shorter version. Or shorter version? Uh-huh. Naughty Pops. If you're looking for gourmet lollipops in adult shapes and sizes, all various sizes, visit www.naughtypopsnow.se.com. They're delicious. You weren't going to say the line? Where you can lick dicks, clits, and in between tits or something. I don't really remember. We were joking around about it. We're working on that. All right. Now, also, a big thank you to Club G, where friends and pleasure come together. Club G in Des Moines, the hottest new lifestyle club in Des Moines. Thank you very much for sponsoring us. All right. So, again, obviously there's a ton of places that you can follow us. Please stay and follow us. I've got to think of all these places. You can follow us on Instagram at crazy, capital K-R-A-Z-Y underscore CASBA. You can also follow us on our Facebook page at Crazy Truth. You can also follow, but wait, there's more. You can also follow us at Twitter. Truth. Crazy. No, no. At Truth Crazy. At Truth Crazy. It's already hard enough to remember since I fucked it up. What the hell I know? I know nothing. So Twitter, i was gonna try to help you out and i screwed it up if you like what you hear you can obviously take and support us on our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy casbah and finally again send us your questions here we're good send us your questions, comments, feedback on crazy.casba at gmail.com.
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