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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm'm your host with the most the spooky one because it's almost halloween cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and definitely getting agitated as fuck miss amanda hey and we are here to titillate tantalate touch something because we were up way too late. That's what we do, show. That's the way we roll. We were up too late. Well, it was fun being up late, but I mean, we had a good time. So I'm sitting here with, got a badass water bottle. Is that upside down or is that straight up or did you check to make sure? Oh, look at me go. Hey, for those of you that don't know well actually i gotta tell my sponsors first jesus fucking christ uh sponsors are you listening everybody tune in get out your handy dandy notebooks uh all playground.net uh you know about uh back in september they announced they had acquired love voodoo and now they're happy to announce that all half a million folks from Love Voodoo currently have been all their memberships have been moved over on altplayground.com that means altplayground, excuse me, altplayground.net is a place where you can find more lifestyle people than ever before looking to hook up looking people like us, non-monogamy monogamy? non-monogamous folks looking a cup. So visit them today. Find our shit on there at altplayground.net. Oh, my Lord. Also, don't forget Smart Swingers Read. And you know what Smart Swingers Read? ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. They read ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million subscribers. Can't be wrong wrong Be a smart swinger today and get sexy And finally don't forget to go buy stuff At FullSwapShop.com Check it out today This is season 3 still We're racing Fuck wrong button To the end of season three, but it's episode number 130. That's what it is. He says with confidence, security. I don't. It is. I just saw it earlier. Okay. It is. Trust me. So make sure you check out all 129 other episodes. If people are listening from the beginning, they know you can't keep track of episodes for shit. They're not actually... But you've done really good this year, so I don't know what it is. Maybe it's something about this year. It's because I filmed trying to break my fucking back because I'm old as fuck. It's been one hell of a month. Oh, fuck. You know what it's been? It's been scary. Thank you very much. Again, thank you, Leah, for the sound machine. I love it. No, I have to ask this. While I'm gone at work, how often do you play that to actually know where the buttons are? It's none of your business. A lot, because I'm starting to learn where the buttons are I figured there was one time I called you and I said put it down you did I'm learning how to put the sound effects in more effectively and appropriately I like these because for our YouTube channel our haters that go on every fucking video and give us our first three dislikes have been busy at it. Busy as little fucking dickhead beavers. Oh, I thought there was like six of them that hit dislike. There are, but the first three always hit right away, and so they've been active. I love that. We piss people off so much that they literally subscribe to our shit, just hit a dislike button. Fucking retards.
Speaker2:
Well, what's funny is why are they taking the time to do it?
Speaker1:
Because we're assholes with that big of tics, don't you know? We're ruining lives one person at a time.
Speaker2:
Well, after last night, I don't feel like we're hated as much as we do.
Speaker1:
Not locally.
Speaker3:
Not locally.
Speaker1:
I want to give a huge shout out. I want to, real quick, thank everybody. Last night we were at Island Riders Party. It was awesome. Thank you very much. I'm sorry we couldn't stay overnight, but because Cole fell like a fucking old man in the shower, his back hurt too bad. Yeah, I kind of want to get laid, so I almost can't wait to go to work tomorrow. Because your hubby can't do it because his back's all fucked up uh but i did make sure you got off though you did help me with that but again i just want to fucking thank everybody because some girls had you a little worked up they did can i finish my fucking story anyway so uh but i want to thank everybody because there they had planned at one time to do a benefit for us. It's not for us. It's for you. For my nut. And so that because of COVID and everything, it didn't work out. And last night they surprised us and managed to get me choked up and emotional in front of people. You know, fuckers. I don't know if you actually had tears rolling. No, you got me choked up. And that doesn't happen. But everything, so like the bottle I'm holding, really cool design. That was designed special for the benefit. And they sold a bunch of them. And they donated funds to us. I've got a really cool sign that we're coming out to watch the videos, sign up. Actually, I've got a really cool Husker sign that they gave us coming out we got a hundred dollar gift certificate to to a steakhouse in omaha uh we had some folks that they do raffles uh best costume and they're 50 50 and they donated the money to us and it was just really overwhelming and very much appreciated and very very fucking cool wow it still has him worked up because he's looking down. Yeah, it's not so... Y'all can't see it, but I know what to look for. Yeah, so it's a huge thing and it's very much appreciated and we're really not that important. So it's just one of those things. So thank you very much. Yeah, so now we're going to go back to fucking pissing people off because that's what I do better than anything else. Do you piss people off? I do. So for those of you who are just... Sometimes you piss me off, but I tell you that. No, I don't. You've got a fucking boyfriend. You're fine. Shut up. I'm kind of in a mood. Can you tell? No, it's because you're horny. You've been getting jack-off videos and shit because your boyfriend's all ready to just fucking ejaculate on you. He sent me a jack-off. Well, yeah, you've been getting... I thought I sent him... I made one. No, I didn't make one. Not this time. Not yet. That'll be later. So, anywho. So, yeah. I fucking forgot what I was going to talk about. Oh, I know. Again, so if you're new to the show and you haven't listened to us ever before fucking and you don't know. Just go on and just dislike all our shit.
Speaker2:
That's what you gotta do. So if y'all want to help us out and subscribe to the YouTube channel and like it, that would help us out. Go through and like all the videos. Tremendously because
Speaker1:
fuck these assholes. But here's the thing. Yes, but what I was trying to say is that we are fucking for those who don't know fucking bitch, for those that don't know we have our secret Facebook page We'll be right back. We are fucking, for those who don't know, fucking bitch. For those that don't know, we have our secret Facebook page, Crazy Kazma. Can you talk today or are you? Don't tell the others. Any ways that tune in and so you need to become a part of this whole thing. Just shut up, man. What's the puking for? Because you're pissing me off, god damn it. That's one. Exactly. That's what I would say. Oh, my lord. I need another one of these sound machines that goes, fuck off. I'm pretty sure they make... Can we fucking even vaguely sort of do the show just out of shits and giggles? Just a little bit of it a scotch okay i'll be good oh my god uh so you know like her shit whatever i show's over thanks for playing kids the shortest fucking crazy truth ever uh no shit i wish we could record something I had to catch that snort on fucking On fucking Oh my lord This isn't even our annual drinking episode That doesn't come till December So just something to look forward to
Speaker2:
I'm not loopy Wow that hurt my stomach Maybe I need to do some more
Speaker1:
Oh my god
Speaker2:
I'm loopy as fuck
Speaker1:
You are loopy as fuck You are to say the least Oh, that hurt my stomach. Maybe I need to do that more. Oh, my God. Okay. I'm loopy as fuck. You are loopy as fuck. You are, to say the least. Oh, I'm tearing up from laughing. Okay. So now Cole, much like a presidential debate, needs a mute button over here to mute somebody's microphone. Mute. Okay. So should we do the show? Yeah. Yeah. I feel bad for your boyfriend tomorrow. He's going to be trying to fuck in a closet all quiet. And you're going to be, gee. Anyways. Oh, boy. Breathe deep. Okay. All right. I'm not going through labor, damn it. Are sure? Yes Because right now I'm laying a fucking egg So, anyway, okay So Oh, fuck So if those of you want to like Subscribe to our YouTube channel real quick It's www.youtube.com Backslash Kazma, K-A-S-B-H. Subscribe and then like and subscribe, all of our shit. Okay, so we did get some questions. Do you even care anymore at this point? Am I just kind of running the show solo from here on out?
Speaker2:
You kind of do anyway.
Speaker1:
Oh, you are such a fucking...
Speaker2:
You're the attention holder.
Speaker1:
That's me. It's all about me. That's right. You ready to go and rupture your own nut? That's right. You know what? Hey, once your nut sack's famous and everything else goes down to the summer. Also, you gave me COVID. No, I didn't give you COVID, you fucking goo. We don't know who gave it to who. Yeah, we do. Shut up. Most likely it was me. Yeah. Who has the closest contact with people at their job? Let's see. I work by myself. Not it. The guy I had really close contact with didn't get it. Yet. You know of. Maybe he's asymptomatic. I have no idea. Well, why don't you take his temperature? Stick his... Oh, wait a minute. That's taking your temperature. My bad. No wonder this didn't work out right. You kept putting his dick in your mouth trying to see how hot he was. Weird. Oh, you're giving me a headache. I'm not giving you a headache. No, your boyfriend's giving you a headache. That's what's kind of funny. See, there it is. Now you have to send him a note and say, I can't fuck tomorrow. I've got a headache. Something like that'll stop you. Oh, no, I go through that. I will power fuck right through that.
Speaker2:
I don't think a headache's ever stopped me from having sex.
Speaker1:
Yeah, it does, because that one time I was banging your head against a headboard. No, I never just made that up. That was just a trick.
Speaker2:
There was one time we did do that.
Speaker1:
There was one time we had sex that neither one of us started off with a headache, but we both ended with one. Do you remember that?
Speaker2:
Apparently not.
Speaker3:
Remind me.
Speaker1:
We were fucking. Here? No, it was at the old house. And you were, it was shortly after you had painted the headboard on the wall. Remember when you painted it so it looked like the wall had the headboard? So it looked like a headboard, yeah. And I was fucking from behind and you were too close and fucking doinked your head. It's like, ah! So we flipped over to finish missionary. my show up on my shoulders i like to give up my shoulders yeah and we were fucking and my shoulder slipped out i was like and fucking slapped my head right in the middle didn't you remember i was like oh because one of the kids the next day was like what the hell was going on it's like well what was going on your mom and i were both fucking cracking our head on the fucking oh tell them what you did to the youngest on friday oh that was funny shit so our youngest one was over here uh on friday because i'm his hairstylist yeah it was being it was being a tool bag and whatever and you you were being a smart ass something i was making cereal you were making sure and you're making fun of my dick or so you're making fun of my fucking back hurting or some shit and anyways so he said something about about making fun of us being old and we how just some old crack i'm like really and you'd set your cereal down and you were going to get like a spoon or something but you'd already poured milk in your cereal almond milk into your cereal and cereal. And so I just. I turn around. I whipped my dick out and stuck my dick in your cereal bowl. And he's standing there looking like, oh my God. And then you walked over and said, well, fuck it. I've had your dick in my mouth before in eight years. No, I said, I had your dick in my mouth this morning. I picked it up and started eating. And he's just like. I gotta go. We figured out all the ways to make your adult children leave fucking quickly we have no no filter he's the one that came over to tell us his fuck buddy's a cop so you know whatever we don't care what the fuck do we care like you're gonna use this for hair sawing things And if I'm gonna Fuck your cereal I'm gonna fuck your cereal
Speaker2:
I think that he Laughs at Listening to us Talk about sex and shit
Speaker1:
All of them do
Speaker2:
So Bill says Make sure your headboard Is secured to the wall Oh at the hotel Yes But we know you have Mild monkey sex
Speaker3:
No shit
Speaker1:
We've been in the next room Yeah okay So Bill we love you And ready to you guys Kick ass But you know
Speaker3:
Don't get like
Speaker1:
Way hours of the morning
Speaker3:
You're like No shit
Speaker1:
Oh my gosh, do you sleep in it's like what in the fuck is going on over there and then you fucking both come out all gritty and happy the next day and so no yesterday uh just the the thing is is i did slip in in the shower on Friday and fucking cracked my back like a fucking old person. You are getting kind of old. I'm older than you are. Shut up. Anyways, so I almost had to have like a Halloween costume that included a walker. And people were very nice last time. They go, oh, my God, thank God you didn't hit your head. And I'm like, well, if I got a concussion, I still could have had sex. That wouldn't have killed the thrusting. But I couldn't thrust because my back hurt so bad, so I couldn't fuck last night. Could you have let somebody ride you, though? Or maybe even doggy? No, doggy, absolutely not. Instead of a leg cramp, my whole back would have cramped up, and I'd just been in traction. I think even having somebody ride me, I think that it's nothing against anybody who ride me. It's just my back hurts so fucking bad that I think I don't. Yeah, you got up and took some good shit. Yeah, I was up fucking snorting coke to drive. No, I don't do coke. Oh my God, we're going to piss people off again. Oh my gosh, you're going're going to piss off the temptations. Yeah, exactly. So can we, now that we're fucking 40 minutes into the goddamn show. We're not 40 minutes. It's only been 15. We need to do a show. Oh, you fucking. How are you going as a valley girl this year? Stick a dick in it. Maybe. Okay, so we need to. Like, gag me with a spoon. I'll gag you with a fucking rod and one nut. You know why that would gag you more?
Speaker3:
Huh.
Speaker2:
Oh, God, why?
Speaker1:
Because when you only have one nut, half of your ball sack is loose and kind of floppy. So it'd be like a piece of paper randomly...
Speaker2:
Suck it into your rod.
Speaker1:
Suck it in there. It would lodge it because it would firm a ball all the way around and be like... Which then would cause. What the hell? No, it wouldn't. Oh, I didn't know. No, because when. If you put ink on my ball sack, you can do it like a silly putty with on the newspaper comics. No, you can't. No, you can't. Can we do the show? Because when a guy gets a hard on, his ball sack gets firmer. Well, my ball sack can't. It does still get firmer. It's not a shrinky dink. It doesn't dig and suck all the way up around the one ball. It kind of does. Really? Yeah, well, you have some loose tissue. It's called air in my sack. Like the lining of the scrotum. All these fucking real terms. You still have that, but your ball sack still shrinks up, and it still looks like two. It's just not as. They're two smaller ones. Not as big as it was before. It went from a walnut to an almond. You know when you used to go, can you just suck my nuts into your mouth No I can't Now we know why Because the time the one was moved That meant you could have sucked a grapefruit in your fucking mouth That would have been funny as hell Why are we talking about my nut Can we do the fucking show Because we're easily distracted Maybe that's me Maybe somebody needs another fucking nap jackass uh okay i do but that'll be when i go to bed yeah you want to keep your rest up for tomorrow because you're ready to work hard something hard anyways uh okay so um fuck me what what watch me laugh Okay, anywho okay you're fucking like jesus let's talk about this real quick since we're you know that's actually what we're going to talk about and it involves you yeah look at you perk right the fuck up so we're very excited i will have more details that comes out miss amanda will be announcing her true adult porn debut. What are you shaking your fucking head now? You're going to get paid $30 to get your ass banked because they needed a mother type. Remember? So she was approached. To help somebody else make a custom video. Right, but this is a cool thing. You're going to be an actual porn star. Somebody wants to smack my ass. Then I can actually say that I'm fucking a real-life porn star. Look, when I was in college, I just wanted to fuck a stripper. I have porn, you can say it. It's no, right that's amateur that's amateur i want i'm going to get to be able to say and i'm going to tell people we're going to be able to put it in the christmas classmates watch it and i have a classmate that watches it it's all good here's the thing i'm going to be able to put in the christmas letter this year oh fuck that you are now a professional you've started on your professional acting career i don't know what the name of the video will be called spankalicious or fucking whatever it'll be here and you'll be cast as mom type and and that's gonna be fucking you know what you're a damn cool old person you're in a porn getting your ass banganked what more do you want so I'm super excited about it we will hopefully have like a viewing party maybe and you know like I said it'll be in the Christmas letter and stuff and now you'll be an official like true adult sex worker okay it's gonna be so fucking. Stripper. I think you're kind of confused. I'm not confused at all. Who do you think is going to drive you to your fucking first day at work? Maybe we can stop getting ice cream cone on the way home. I think it's because I have a big ass. I think you're going to need a fucking. A lot of people want to spank it. I've let a few do it. Not very many I've let. Well, now you're going to have a whole lot more. You're going to have an ass fan club. We're going to have to take pictures of your ass and sell them. You can sign pictures of your ass and send them out. Now, that's some truth right there. I have a picture, a print of my ass. Well, now we're going to be able to send... It's not in here. Now we're going to be able to auction that motherfucker off because it'll be a famous working ass. Okay should we do the show now? You're the one that keeps getting thrown off. You fucking oh my lord. Okay so moving right along. We did actually get questions. Why do we even do this?
Speaker2:
Because some days it's fun to be loopy. Shut the hell up and go with the flow.
Speaker1:
You don't have that anymore. That's been a big perk.
Speaker2:
Yeah, that's the truth.
Speaker1:
I'm drinking water out of my cool new water bottle.
Speaker3:
Thank you very much.
Speaker1:
It's actually vodka.
Speaker3:
I'm drunk.
Speaker1:
Okay, so we got...
Speaker2:
I was actually going to take that to work.
Speaker1:
Well, you can wash it and you can do that still.
Speaker2:
You can have... They gave it to you.
Speaker1:
Well, it was my nut.
Speaker2:
Oh, my nose at you.
Speaker1:
Okay, quit touching your face. You're going to get the Rona again.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
All right, so we got a letter. This letter comes to us from Dennis and Belinda from Memphis, Tennessee. You know where that's at? I do. Okay. Now, so it was a lengthy email, but I'm going to kind of shorten it down. This is coach. The crutch of the email is that Dennis and Belinda are new to the Memphis area. They're not new to the lifestyle. They're new to the Memphis lifestyle scene. Okay. Okay. So they've lived in Memphis for about a year and a half now. So obviously there's been some delays being super active, but they're getting to know people in the Memphis lifestyle scene. It is different they're actually originally where did they tell me they were from? They were from somewhere out west I'll find it somewhere. A state a state with mountains in it. West Go west young man Anywho, they've been in the lifestyle about 5 or 6 years but one of the things that is throwing them for a loop is there is a lot of single sex activities in the memphis lifestyle apparently and i was like what what does that mean and what it is is so a lot of ladies nights lady activities okay and some guys thing and dennis is a little he's like uh my wife gets invited to all these ladies only events uh what the fuck why is why are all these events where the guys are not allowed uh i have a problem with that and i thought that was interesting because okay so history of this a little bit right we have done have done a couple ladies' events, a couple ladies' nights, okay? And one of the challenges when you do a ladies' night is that some spouses are not okay with that. And there's a wide range. Okay, so here's the thing. This is not like bashing spouses that are not okay with it because I get it. Some of them, it's a security thing. They swing together. That's what they do. Their swinger activities are generally together. So even if it's a non, not a quote unquote sexual activity, it's still a swinger activity that's not a couple's thing. So there's some people that throws a loop in it some of it is for just a security thing you know you know and a safety thing hey you know i don't want my life driving and drinking and all that kind of stuff and and then there's some people that i think have a legitimate they're just not okay with it for whatever their own personal reasons are with it okay? And I think the challenge is you don't see very many guys-only activities as a general relationship. Not that at least I have seen.
Speaker3:
Right. Right?
Speaker1:
So, and I can, okay, so my thing is I can tell you why we try to do and why we should do more and more ladies' activities. Okay. We try to do more ladies' activities because there is, I think, for single ladies and even for couples, ladies and couples, to be able to get together with other gals and have no guys. It's a, they don't have to worry about getting pawed on, you know, slobbered on, hit on. They can kind of cut loose and have fun. This is going to sound horrible, but it's almost like it's a slumber, not a slumber party, but, you know, it's a giggly, safe, girly thing without guys being guys in the way well is he afraid that something's going on at these maybe there are some women's events ladies only that is more sexually orientated he he didn't they didn't say there's things he was concerned about that he just he felt like it was it's he feels like there I think what the general consensus or the way he came across was he feels it's kind of pouty to be honest with you it was kind of almost like pouty like one being left out but you know he's like why don't you understand what's going on with these things and so I don't understand why why it's so exclusionary for guys and I said said, when you say exclusionary, he's like, they are adamant no guys allowed. And which I get. I mean, I understand his point of view where it's like, well, what the fuck? You know, but here's the thing, there is, if you, if you allow some guys to come, you know, or you have, or, and not every guy, that is, I would have a hard time, if you were supposed to go into a ladies only thing, oh yeah, but there's going to be, you know, five, 10, 15 guys there too. Yeah, no. Because at that that point in time the dynamics totally changed a little bit and so like we had an event you you put on an event where butt paint but butt prints yes but and painting a painting event it was a very non-sexual
Speaker2:
event.
Speaker3:
And
Speaker1:
it was but there was nudity. Naked to non-sexual event and it was but there was nudity naked to get painted right right and so there had to be a huge level of comfort now all those ladies that were there know me but even still there were some that would not have been comfortable with other guys sitting in there where the other women were chatting right wouldn't have been comfortable taking off their clothes just to get painted right and the thing was is it wasn't like all the women were sitting around naked in our house no you know it was they'd get naked and you would paint them or do whatever you do and then they'd do their prints and then they'd go get cleaned up the next one whatever but even with me even though people know me and they knew me i still stayed in my office you were the runner to the hardware store we had another one where they they drove it was a long trip for him to drive in and and so and i wasn't gonna make the guy wait out in the car but he waited again we stayed down in my office we stayed totally separate from the from the event so at no point in time did any of the ladies feel uncomfortable feel uncomfortable and the thing is is that and it's not that we sit around and about men well here's the it doesn't matter what you sit around talk about no but if somebody's feeling like it they're getting left out because well it's like the little kid that's going what am i missing out on i don't want to go to bed so these guys are like what are they missing out on is what i feel yes i and i think i think it shows guys insecurities i i think in the lifestyle we forget that guys have insecurities too okay and and eric on our page makes it uh eric well shannon makes good points an opportunity for women to connect unrestricted to each other very much so uh eric makes point women can make others feel relaxed i think it's a great idea uh and that and that's exactly what it was there was there was a bonding well at the event last night i had one gal come up to me and we and three of us were talking about hysterectomies and hormones and the husband walks over and he stands there a minute and he goes this is not the conversation for me and turned around walked off that's what you're gonna you can happen into that because other women might be able to relate so you ask other women and well and and i know that there was at at the event we had there was a discussion with a couple women that that about about uh uh what turned out to be a creeper on our page that they felt comfortable being able to relay to you at that point in time what was going on. Look, guys, and the reason why there's not guys-only event, let's face it. Guys, we can have a guys-only event anytime we want, right? Because what are we going to do as guys? What do we really want to do? We're going to sit there. We and we're going to go to a bar right hit on girls shoot pool watch sports and drink i mean really that's what we're going to that's what more what we're going to do the the reality is guys we're kind of simple simplistic creatures we really are women are more in depth and to have the the ability so they can they can so that women can feel comfortable here's the deal when when you do individuals ladies nights and individual groups like that what you're doing is you're actually making the other everybody all-inclusive event stronger because you're giving a chance for the wives significant others whatever to get to know and meet and a non-threatening non-competitive not competing for the the dick that's going to work none of that shit non-competitive environment and we saw that because there were several ladies at like the event that we put on that did not know each other ahead of time that had got to know each other had a great time there were even a couple ladies that there was some friction with outside in the in the the rest of the swinging world that they were completely able to put that aside and actually move their relationship on yeah we didn't know there was even tension until after when there was one left yeah and then they got over that tension because they got a chance to actually just bond again without any outside influences so well but you also have to take into consideration that they might have more ladies events because you know let's face it we like to go shopping and we like to go and and sit at a at a restaurant and just sit there and shoot the shit and carry on conversations. But not everybody can meet, so they have more because of family and whatnot. So they have more events to be able to give other women opportunities to be able to find other women to talk to. Yes, very much so so i i think i think if guys will if if you take a minute step back and think this through for just a second look at the value of this here's the deal you're married or you got a girlfriend okay okay and if your wife you're at a regular you're at a hotel takeover you're at whatever other type party event if your wife for some reason does not like approve gets a bad vibe what do you want to say of that theme that other female either whether it's part of another couple or whether it's a single or whatever what are your odds that you're going to get to hook up with them probably pretty fucking low but because they're going off of the immediate just met gut feel whatever type of reaction but take that same scenario and now now it's miss amanda and she's going to go oh hey there's suzy lou who that came over to the house and oh yeah and we laughed and joke and oh and it's Miss Amanda, and she's getting to go, oh, hey, there's Susie Lou Who that came over to the house, and oh, yeah, and we laughed and joke, and oh, and it's all great, and now what are the odds you're going to get to fuck Susie Lou Who? Woo-hoo-hoo!
Speaker3:
Okay?
Speaker1:
And that's how that works.
Speaker2:
No, I've had some, for some reason, some of them strike me wrong online, but then you meet them in person, and you go,
Speaker3:
actually, they're very intelligent. They're one hell of a person. Guys can generally overlook a flaw. We can meet another guy. I'm like, yeah, it'll work, whatever. Women are not that way. If you're having a bad day, or they're having a bad day, or whatever fucking weird fucking spacey woman thing is happening that fucks shit up can twist shit if you have to go just off an immediate meeting but if you have a chance to talk and communicate and find out that you have similar things in common it's a totally different ballgame how long have i been going am i at halfway point i'm at halfway point yeah you are jesus fucking christ time is flying by um no that's what do we do at halfway Oh so we're gonna take a quick message are you just gonna end it there okay fine no but no no finish your thought no now we're not going on i've lost my thought now bullshit you have you're a woman find a different one grab it yeah don't you can't hit me on the air people can see that Ha, ha, yeah. Don't...
Speaker1:
You can't hit me on the air. People can see that.
Speaker2:
I am totally...
Speaker1:
If you're listening to this show, 9-1-1, 9-1. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker2:
I hit your headphones.
Speaker1:
Yeah, but now they're all fucking...
Speaker3:
Jesus.
Speaker2:
You have them on, right?
Speaker1:
I did until you broke them off my fucking head. You know they have right and left written on them somewhere. Well, they're on my ears. I can't see them. Fucking. Hey, look, there's your titty. Squeeze. I don't have a bra on. Oh, you don't. Whip them nipples. You did that on Friday and I could have crowned you. Well, you know what? Now we've totally switched off this. Did we end that the right way? I must have. Oh, my fucking God. I'm so glad there's like 10 people that like our show. It's so good. Okay. Hey, let's take a quick break, shall we? All right. Hey, so the break is real soon. We're not doing separate voices today. Not that fun stuff. It's just me. It takes a little fun out of it. Anyways, hey, so we are in the process of redesigning design what are you doing bitch and i'm making we're in the process of redesigning our website so soon you're going to want to visit www.crazykazba.com the new version when it's done it'll be in the next week or so uh also if you are have a business a small business you want to take in uh have advertised on that oh god i got her bad oh shit if you have a business, a small business, you want to take and have advertised on there. Oh, God, I got her bad.
Speaker3:
Oh, shit.
Speaker1:
If you have a small business, you want to have advertised on there, let us know.
Speaker2:
Oh, some bitch.
Speaker1:
And we'll get you hooked up on there. I didn't mean to. I fucking misgazed it with your sweater. I'm so sorry.
Speaker2:
Oh, you totally hit my nibble.
Speaker1:
Oh, my Lord. I may have just killed Miss Amanda's boob. I'm so sorry. Fucking asshole. This is the way the rest of my night's going to go. So, next time we do a show, I'll only have no balls because I'm going to lose the one that I have because of that. Sorry about that, baby. That's like what you did with the other one on Friday. It's because your sweater's fuzzy and I totally misgaged it. No, you hit right on the ring. God. You hit right on the bar. And it just like. What an effective ad that was for our website. Oh, my God. I just killed her. I'll get you back. Great. There's something to look forward to. Just call your boyfriend. He'll kiss it. Makes you sweat it out. Make you. Oh, fuck. I keep you on a couch. Anyways, make sure you check out our new website. Yeah, because this show is now totally just lost. This is like the lost episode. Oh, and by the way, another big announcement soon coming out. Full swap radio. You'll want to check that out, but I'm not going to tell you more about it yet. It's a secret. Shh. I do lots of secrets. You do lots of secrets. I do. Secrets for men. Sorry, your tit's going to be all swollen weird and fucked up and shit. No, it's just when your nipples have no sensitivity. When your nipples been knocked in, you know, and clap your ring. God. Do you want some ice for it? You've just been on point where you're looking at me and things. No shit. I couldn't hit like that normally If I tried
Speaker3:
No
Speaker2:
But boy
Speaker1:
My contacts even need to change My contacts are all like fucked up
Speaker2:
On Friday I had a sports bra on
Speaker1:
I forgot you had a sports bra on
Speaker3:
Because I
Speaker2:
I had to go To the doctor And find some fun shit
Speaker1:
I forgot you had a sports bra on
Speaker2:
But we'll share that later Next week or something
Speaker1:
Fucking
Speaker2:
And you smacked that nipple Dead on on the bar
Speaker1:
On the fly too I just moved there I was like bap And just fuck it And I mean
Speaker3:
You're like
Speaker2:
What was that sound I'm like that was the bar
Speaker1:
We'll be right back. And you smacked that nipple dead on on the bar. On the fly, too. I just moved there. I was like, bap, and just fuck it. You're like, what was that sound? I'm like, that was the bar. I really feel bad. Oh, boy. I never catch it that good. And then the second time, I go back to my padded bras, damn it. If your tits would have been out and I was looking at it, I couldn't have aimed and hit it that dead on. You know that, right? Yes, I do know that. There's no way in hell. I've known you for 28 years. I know what you can and don't do. Look, there are some things. I caught your clit just right that one time. Only one time you flicked my clit and just caught it just right. Oh, it dropped me. And here's the thing. You know, the nice thing is, this is every woman should experience one time it's equivalent of getting punched in the balls from her guy. And you know what? That was like 23 years ago. We were wrestling because we used to wrestle naked on the bed to see who could push you off the bed. And that was our fun because we were 20 something, like 22. And I caught it. And we were just, we were fucking around, and he just went, bap! And I'm like, oh! You were in tears, because it's the equivalent of getting punched in the nuts. It hurt bad. But you learned a valuable lesson, and you never forgot it all these years later. Are you sure about that? What was the lesson? The lesson is you punched me in the balls, and when I fucking flip your clit. I never punch you in the balls. We never did that on purpose. Now you've caught me in the nuts on accident. Like switching one time with your knee. But, you know, other than that. You didn't do it. You used to get really mad because there was the time when the boys and I used to do sneak attacks. Oh, I fucking hated that. There was like a show. It was like all about gym. And it was like one time we saw it. The kids were like, I don't know. We had like one in high school, one in junior high, one in elementary school. We were all at that age of being fucking morons. Acting like we're 12. Acting like we're 12. And so on this show, it was like a dude sneak attack. The other punch is a guy in the nuts. And so we went through this stage where we were like constantly sneak attack each other. but it was like a dude sneak attack the other punches a guy in the nuts and so we went through the stage where we were like constantly sneak attack each other and but it was like hiding around what corner to smack you with what yeah i'd come around a corner one of the kids pick up something and throw it at him our middle one was a fucking ninja and a half yeah that motherfucker caught me with a can of corn from across the kitchen like he didn't even look he just like fucking turning jedi that motherfucker right in my balls that had a converse print on his balls that's what finally ended the one i'm like okay we are done it was because the middle one the youngest one he was like in junior high by then caught the middle one really good and so the middle one was gunning for him and all of a sudden surprised him with a converse view like a chuck taylor so it had like flexibility and fucking i will never forget that sound because also it was like whap and everybody like stop and then it was as if you're not a guy that's been punched in the nuts you can't understand this but you can get hit the ball so much that initially whatever happens funny because the pain doesn't hit quite yet. And then all of a sudden the pain hits. So he initially was laughing. And all of a sudden the tears. And then we're like, and you got pissed. That was, you set all four of us down. I remember that because you set us all four down. You're like, the next motherfucker that punches anybody, throws anybody's nuts. I'm going to take their nuts. And it's like, so we had to stop them. We still laugh about that at holidays. See, growing up in our house would be fun. And I love how you always say, I wish I had girls. Why? They'd have been, we'd have been doing the exact same fucking stupid shit. It'd just been, you'd been more pissed off because I'd been teaching our daughters to be fucking complete douchebags. Okay. No. Really? You don't think so? You don't think we'd have tomboys? I always wanted boys. I never wanted girls. Lucky you got them. I got them. I got three of them. Four of them. Four. Some days it was a little too much testosterone in the house. Somebody had to be the leader the pack here let me go in the bedroom and watch my homework movies okay i'm the little fucking like seven inch tv so we could play like call of duty anyways it's okay yeah well you know see then i ended up losing that, I watch homework movies with you. Well, see, maybe that's why. No, probably not. Well, it might have been.
Speaker3:
Who knows?
Speaker1:
We're not going to let claims to that. I'm just going to go with the big one.
Speaker2:
How did you do your halftime?
Speaker1:
Yeah, it was all shitty. Remember, I fucked it up by flicking you in the tit.
Speaker2:
Was that part of halftime?
Speaker1:
It was. You'd already, see? It gave you brain damage. You already forgot about it. Ratt melon uh okay so uh second part here i wanted to again you know again we're doing all those fucking questions i love to put questions out there questions on the pages and get people's ideas and and i haven't been paying attention to them i know you haven't you don't pay fucking thing that I do. Anyways, just saying. So the question I put on the other day, because I really wanted to see this, because I wanted to prove a point with this one, and the question I put on there, what was the biggest myth? What was the biggest myth that you'd heard about the lifestyle before you got in it? And put that out there because what i wanted to see was i wanted to see what what did people one the myth tells you a lot of what why what motivates people because there's a whole lot of people that put sex like unlimited sex everything turns into an orgy people just fuck whoever whatever and i think that's funny because number one that was a myth that that i had heard too but it didn't stop a single one of us from getting into the lifestyle so obviously we're all worth talking to the same thing really let's check this out so but the reason i wanted i wanted to bring that up is because i think that when we talk about in the lifestyle like the big fears are being outed and the big fear you know or what happens when we are outed or whatever the case may be is those myths are the same those same myths are still bouncing around out there right so part of this is why it's more not to out people, okay? Because think about this. All age range have completely fucked up notions about what we do. Okay, so last night was the 24th, and there were parties all over the country, Halloween parties. Right. If you were to go into any city, any state, and ask, like, 10 random vanilla people, they would say, well, yeah, those people were just all getting, getting just having sex with each other i mean that it's predominant across the board so it's the reason why when people go you know like we're outed for the most part and that's just what and that was by choice but some people go well why is it a big deal because that myth of everybody thinking that It's just you have sex with anybody and everybody is like still predominantly out there so if you think about that if you go why is it a big deal because for some people in their jobs or whatever it's a damn big deal if people thought you could just be either you were just fucking anybody it's the reason why in the military it's against the it's against military rules being a swingers against the rules in the military because you could be susceptible to someone being able to blackmail you right so i just think that's huge it's like okay so part of it is that the other reason i bring this up is as we do more things in vanilla situations and vanilla surroundings, why it's important to kind of think what we're doing and how it can like totally take and look, when a rumor starts, you can't, you can't stop it. You can't stop it But you can try to set people At least a little straighter
Speaker2:
On what is going on right but but i mean that's the thing of that's where you have to fucking how you act in public and in vanilla situations is a big deal because look all of a sudden somebody goes oh my god i think they're swingers did you see and Amanda? And they were doing this. I think they're fucking swingers. Oh, my God. I mean, like all the times you're at the bar and kissing girls out on the smoking patio. There were only people from my high school around there because we'd see people all the time. Exactly. At that same bar, if you went outside, someone in our group went out front to smoke, and there were some kids sitting outside and go, did you know there's swingers here? You know, they have sex with someone different every night. And he turned and he looked and he goes, we do? Yeah, no. I mean, I guess some people could arrange it that way. Yeah, no. I mean, I guess some people could arrange it that way.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
With any God-given luck. Okay, so Leanne puts a good one, myth that she's heard as well. And this is another big one. This one's a really big one of why it's so important to keep what we do under wraps is that there are people that think everybody in the lifestyle are predators and sex offenders and sex addicts. Really? And here's the, okay. I can see some being sex addicts, yeah. Here's the thing. After 10 plus years in the lifestyle, when you meet a true sex addict, and there are some in the lifestyle, but there's not a ton of them. Okay. There's really not. It's a true sex addict. It's not hot. I mean, it's, it's really not. You understand the concept of why it's an addiction at that point in time, but it just because people like to have sex does not make them a sex addict at all. The people, when you meet somebody that's a sex addict, that's almost scary because like, holy shit.
Speaker3:
Right.
Speaker1:
And what's really funny is it's like the myth of with the predators actually the lifestyle does a pretty good job of yeah there's some i mean there's some people that act predatory whatever but like true like convicted predatories and stuff like that the lifestyle does a pretty good job of keeping those people out they they get they get figured out really really quick they they get a label they get a label yeah and they get they get dubbed but again this is all the kind of stuff that's out there the thought process that's out there and why it's like i know i've been the guy we've been out drinking it's fun or whatever and you're a vanilla bar if you're new and you're out with another couple and not being smart in a vanilla situation these are some of the rumors that if someone that knows you sees this they won't necessarily come up and talk to you about it no but these are some of the things that they are their mind is going to go fucking in a totally different direction and i think people have to know that and think about that a little bit just to keep it in mind and go oh fuck you know a reminder because especially here's the reality again with the rona uh going through so much there hasn't been as many events so people are being a little more um how do i want to say this i don't care if it offends people because i don't give two fucks but uh they're getting a little loose they're getting they're getting a little fucking people right now are being a little careless in some environments now i gotta say last night the party went to people were not people were being i mean you know but then staying where they're supposed to be and all that kind of shit but i've already heard of other places where that was not the case again and it's like you know we like fall out of practice with that and it's like you know what you've got to fucking kind of keep that in your brain a little bit where you're at what you're doing what does it look like because i'm telling you when that shit goes when people see it and they start coming up with their own ideas of what's going on that is never a good idea that's how rumors start yeah and and at that point in time the problem is you're not gonna hear it for quite a while and you're there's gonna be no way to defend against it so you know you you've got to think a little bit about that but the other thing i think is fun listening what the myths are there we've talked to people i have friends that i've talked to that you know know what we do and i always ask them the same question what when they first thought of swingers and it's the exact same thing i mean it's we guys have sex with anybody no no no not not in the least you know or the fact that the fact that there's a thought we could have sex with anybody that's actually funnier or more funny would it be more funny funnier bring in the clowns it would but that funnier that is the part that's like yeah that everybody is just like oh yeah hey you've got a penis i've got a pussy let's fuck yeah it doesn't quite like no another good one that was on there was everybody had porn body bodies hot bodies hard bodies yeah i love that people use porn for any sort of educational purposes. Well, it seems like after the first event that we went to, you went. Definitely not swinger porn. Okay, this is like the first time we went to a belly dancing thing. Remember that? Yeah. We went to you were doing photography and a friend of ours, non-life suffering, was doing belly dancing. She taught belly dancing. She taught belly dancing. She was putting on a big, I guess, recital. Like a recital type. Yeah. So they wanted to do pictures. We're like, there's going to be some rock and balls and hot chicks. I'm like, we weren't even swingers yet. And I'm like, this is going to be fucking awesome. And we got there. And it was very good. But it was... It was awesome. But it was... It was an eye-opener. It was all body types. There were some very, very big girls. There were tiny girls. There were all agey. Young, there were old. Yeah. It was entertaining. It was eye-opening. And you were just like, oh, no, wait a minute. And you realize kind of how stupid the preconceived notion was it's the same thing with the lifestyle and i think that's that's part of it too is that the first time people go that's why that's part of why it's so important to accept yourself for who you are because look there's somebody for everybody and really yes are there some hard bodies in the lifestyle sure there are they few and fucking far between? Yes, they're elusive little creatures. I mean, because let's face it, most of us in our life do not have the ability or the time or the financial resources to spend seven hours a day working out. It's not most of our jobs. Not all of us want that type. Yeah, well them different but i just mean they're everybody the cool part about the life shows everybody has a life right and they're they're real people so but that was it that was an eye opening that's what's why a lot of people with that about how they thought everybody was hard bodies and it's like no you also learn things like every pizza doesn't end up in a blow job and you know i mean they never pay for it in the first place yeah they never pay for it and yeah you know i mean it's just one of those things you see that kind of stuff and it's like wow that's it's a very eye-opening uh uh thing a little bit about it but i just wanted to bring that up because i thought that was a really it was fun that was a fun question i love that kind of stuff i i really like seeing because a lot of people and of course we know them and i'm like well they're just dirty birds because we accused neighbors of being swingers yeah and they were and they like no they weren't they laughed and they go wow that's the first time we've ever heard that oh yeah but we, but we wish they would have been. Yeah, because I would have done them fast. Six ways to Tuesday.
Speaker2:
That's when we used to cam, and I went over there in pigtails, and he was already in bed.
Speaker1:
That's right.
Speaker2:
And they go, why are you in pigtails? And I said, it's called role play. Don't y'all do that with your husband? They go, what? I'm like, don't you do that with your husband? Don't you do role play, make it fun every now and then that was so hilarious no i'm like well you should do that sometime and she should have came over to our house and pigtails daddy likes pigtails just saying uh what where did the show go is it time to leave what a great thing to leave on. Oh, it is almost. I can share my ignorance. Go ahead and fire away. I didn't even know what a swinger was. Do you know? When you first brought it up, we should be swingers. I'm like, oh, what is that? I know, which sucks because you asked what it was before. Instead of just yes I was hoping to go okay but it didn't quite happen like that it wasn't a big discussion granted when you look back at my parents and you go I bet you they were look as you look back at a lot of things and you go wait a minute wait a minute my dad for Halloween one year was a flasher and my mom was 80s which was back in the 80s and she had this little mini skirt and some fish and you just go oh wait a minute i can honestly say my parents were not swingers a group of like eight couples that met every friday and saturday Wow, I wonder where that went
Speaker1:
My parents were not swingers No that met every Friday and Saturday night. Wow, I wonder where that went. My parents were not swingers. No. They were not swingers. I doubt your dad's had a blowjob. Well, he might have. It just might not have been for mom. Before they were dating or something. I don't really know. I'm not going to broach that subject. She knows that we're swingers, so you could ask her. It doesn't mean I want to know whether or not she sucks cock.
Speaker2:
Maybe she'll come into you for such a lot.
Speaker1:
Oh, my good Lord.
Speaker3:
No, she won't. She won't.
Speaker1:
That took a horribly ugly turn at the end of the show.
Speaker2:
It was funny.
Speaker1:
Yeah, yeah, it's fucking hilarious. You and her can sit down and talk about that. Why don't you fucking have dildo conversations She doesn't like me anyway, it's all good You don't know, maybe she thinks you're hotter than fuck I'll give her a dildo for Christmas Oh my fucking god, that'd be hilarious The problem is I would have a fucking coronary Dying laughing I'd have to like make sure that it wasn't Where the nieces and nephews weren't. Nana, what's that? It's Nana's electric broom. It's a neck massager. Can I try it? What's the little thing on the bottom part that goes... No, I'd get, like, a Hitachi or something. Why does it look like a penis? It walks real...
Speaker2:
Just put it down lower. It's really good. Missy says hers talked about key swap parties.
Speaker1:
Fucking rock on.
Speaker2:
Damn.
Speaker1:
No shit. Fuck. My parents suck.
Speaker2:
Your mom's a prude. In case she happens to listen because she knows we do this.
Speaker1:
We love you, Mom. Please don't ever tell us about fucking anybody else.
Speaker3:
Okay. All right.
Speaker1:
Well, with that, what a great time to go ahead and end the fucking show.
Speaker3:
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker1:
The big white one.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
This motherfucker, you can white one. Yeah.
Speaker4:
This motherfucker, you can ride around the house.
Speaker3:
All right. Anywho, well, we need to go and so, you know.
Speaker2:
Leave on a note of a spookiness. Of your mom. You suck.
Speaker1:
Of spookiness. No, that's not spookiness. Hold on. God damn fucking sound effect guy sucks. Of spookiness. There we go. All right. Again, a big shout out to our sponsors, www.altplayground.net. Find us on there today. Join today. Another half a million people are there waiting to fucking score with you so uh get on there sign up today again find crazy truth and crazy casbah and uh you know we'll keep you updated on miss amanda's nipples also again remember don't forget smart swingers or readers read on uh and sign up and subscribe today to asn lifestyle magazine.com get plugged in get smart learn be sexy and finally go to full swap shop today.com you want to uh get some of the greatest merchandise you'll ever find there as well uh you can find us at www.crazykazba.com you can also sign up for our youtube channel at www.youtube.com backslash casbah k-aA-S-B-H. You can follow us on Twitter at Truth Crazy. You can follow us on Instagram. That's something with Kazba in it. You can follow. Crazy.Kazba. Crazy.Kazba on Instagram. You can also follow us on Pornhub, which is more like follow on Amanda Snail Trail. Follow us on Pornhub at www.pornhub.com. And the search bar just put Kazba. Just put Kazba. She needs to make some new videos. She's going to be on OnlyFans, so you can sign up for stuff there. What else can they do? Oh, send us an email at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. Today, I'm sure. Check out my newly released Kazba rant tonight it's out right now you can check it out on all your favorite podcast locations yeah so doing it the only way we know how the only way we want to the only way we ever motherfucking will casbah style out
