Send us Fan MailKole gets a new sound effect machine, but don t worry, Ms Amanda does take it away. This week we are talking sex positions. What do you do if your partner does not want or like a certain position? Can you be black balled if you do not fuck right ? We talk about why your SO should always be the most important thing. This is your sexual adventure and should never do anything you do not want to. Also STOP looking at Porn to learn how to swing. We talk about vanilla sex versus Swinger Sex . We also talk about an open relationship versus what we have a Free range marriage and what is the difference. The alternative Swinger lifestyle is your own adventure, You be you. Do not try to copy anyone else. It is fucking, not 3 sums, 4 sums, or orgies but doing what feels right!!Check out our other shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.com http://www.fullswapshop.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/KrazyKasbhSupport the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. hey you crazy mother fuckers welcome to another edition of crazy truth i'm your host with the most on a near halloween spooky time cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and slightly pissed off miss amanda shoot me now We are here to titillate tantalate and make everything great the fuck out of you and uh and we got so we'll talk about this in a minute i've obviously found new sound effects my life is so much better than it ever has been before but first real quick before we uh forget by we being me, we being me, still sick, but feeling better. Feeling perky. Feeling proud. Obviously, he's feeling better. He's been his jovial self the past couple days. Wrong one. God damn it. Anyways. This is season. Holy fuck. This is season holy fuck this is season three episode 127 of the crazy truth and uh we're titillated to be here and i'm calm let's say hello to our sponsors shall we uh sure okay first off www.altplayground.net now altplayground.net is hitting the road with front porch swingers that's right brian and brenna host of front porch swingers will be traveling the united states in the alt playground's new tour bus which is badass uh watch alt playground and front porch swingers social media accounts for the travel schedule join the fun when they're going to be in your town uh There's going to be giveaways. There's going to be all kinds of stuff. We're going to be hitting some of their tour dates with them as well. Give me that. Give me that, bitch. Give me that, bitch. Give me that. So you want to check that as well. Don't forget to find us there on altplayground.net. Also, asnlifestylemagazine.com. Remember, when you read, it makes you smart. When you're smart, that's sexy. And smart swingers are sexy swingers. So, 3 million subscribers can't be wrong. Subscribe today to our good friends at ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. You'll see our ad in there every week. Whatever. And also, don't forget to visit FullSwapShop.com for all of your merchandise needs. So I want to take a real quick moment before we go too far away because obviously I have a new toy. You do? I do. And so I want to give a big shout out to Leia. Leia sent me this really badass noisemaker. The notes were hilarious. This is awesome. Cole saw this and thought you needed it. I hope it brings you hours of laughs. Turn it over. Read the bag. When you turn it over, she included additional batteries, new batteries when these quit. So that was part of what was in the package. The rest of the package down there. Do you want to share what was in the other package? Like the rest of the package. Because Leah obviously listens to the show and knows how this goes a little bit. Just a scoach. She also included. Bath bombs. Amanda, don't kill me. Here are some lush bath bombs to help you relax after all the noise. So, you know, that's the way right there. Leia, you kick ass. I'm just like, oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. And this is without the... So, actually, I'm going to use this after the show. Yeah, yeah. There's a puking one. Don't use the puking one. That's disgusting. Oh, I will be using this. Okay. I will be using this. That's our birth control show. We're going to use the kid one for the birth control. Oh, boy. So, I've got all kinds of stuff. So, now I have sound effects. I have lots of batteries. That's what she said. Our middle kid came over today. Yep. Briefly, and he now has a 3D printer, and we found out he can make at least 8-inch tall dildos with it. So, we've got a whole list of things for him to make that way, which we're pretty excited about. He ain't going to do it. We're not going to have him do that. If you don't think I'm going to have him make an eight-foot-
Speaker2:
What are you doing, print a dick?
Speaker1:
If you don't think I'm going to have him make an eight-foot Clint?
Speaker3:
What?
Speaker1:
Who's Clint?
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker3:
Clint?
Speaker1:
An eight-foot click?
Speaker2:
No, Clint. What the hell? You've lost it.
Speaker1:
Oh, my God. So we've been quarantined together. And I am still a little tired, but I'm feeling a little better. So a little perkier. Perky. Now I got toys to keep me entertained.
Speaker2:
At least you're usually in a different room.
Speaker1:
Yeah, no shit. And this one's going to get a lot of use.
Speaker3:
Whatever. Whatever.
Speaker1:
Anyways, okay. So, should we do the show?
Speaker3:
Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
You can use the buttons, too, you know. Only if I get to use a bath bomb.
Speaker2:
Not that button, bitch.
Speaker1:
Only if I get to do a bath bomb with you. You can do a bath bomb with me. Nope, that's a feedback one. I'll let you. Nope. Nope. There we go. That is so gross. So gross. How did Cole feel this week? Okay. You were doing that one morning. I was. I'll put that away now for a little bit. Okay. It didn't quite sound the same, But you were doing that one morning I was I'll put that away now for a little bit It didn't quite sound the same But you were doing that I'm a fighter when I puke Just so you all know I don't just I fight it I power gag Okay Thank you for trying to explain How you vomit We talk about everything On this show I've talked about losing a nut I think I can talk about how people want to know While you were sick have you jacked off No No I haven't There was one time Was there? What did you walk in on me? Did I enjoy it? It must have been early on in the stages of this crap. Wait a minute. When was that? Because it sucked the fucking fun juice right out of me. No, actually, I don't think we did. No. No. I did. Well, you know, your COVID wasn't as bad as my COVID. No. My COVID's worse than your COVID. All I can say for all you people that it doesn't exist, well, whatever just didn't exist sucked ass. So just saying. Anyways, we're not going to go down that path, though. We'll get me on a fucking tangent like none other. Oh, but what I love is the, well, I'm healthy. Yeah until last week i was healthy too here here's a little catch for all you people that don't that that think oh it's no big deal i never take a sick day no ever my children are grown adults and i think that they can count a total of on one hand how many days they've seen me in their life actually take a sick day. I've seen two. Yeah. In 28 years. This shit took me, grabbed me by the nut, and threw me down and said, fuck you, you ain't doing shit. And I was like, ugh. There was one day I couldn't wake him up. He might have been awake for like an hour. Yeah. It was awesome. The whole day. But that's all right. But you know what? It was a great weight loss program. Here's what it didn't stop me from doing. Caring about you guys, our listeners, the lifeblood of Crazy Casbah, the people that make everything real to us every single day. I mean, I don't want to go get a real job, so it's really important we keep you guys happy. So for those of you who don't know, we actually do this in front of our live studio audience, our great friends at the secret, secret Facebook page, Crazy Casbah. Shh. Don't tell the others. My glove wasn't paying attention. So, if you hear us chime in and get opinions from the folks listening at home, it's because we love them and we appreciate their things. But let's... It's like, oh respond i'm supposed to be doing something okay so our first question uh it's from richard and melanie whatever and they are from flint michigan okay so i instantly sent them a thing i said hey how's the water up there no i'm just kidding i didn't do that we just lost a whole town of listeners right there with that one joke wow anyways okay uh anyways no so their thing is they are new to the lifestyle and they're having a discussion i.e an argument okay okay uh about sex positions and the lifestyle.
Speaker3:
Yay!
Speaker2:
I didn't know that could start an argument.
Speaker1:
Uh. about sex positions and the lifestyle. Yay! I didn't know that could start an argument, but okay. Well, the initial email that came in was they were having a discussion. Now, because of being out with COVID and how long it was taking in between, I would send an email and I was slow responding, whatever, by the later emails it was actually comes out that it was actually a pretty heated argument so they are both young 30 something they've been married about five years okay okay uh they are new in the lifestyle okay okay they are new they've been to a couple events they're getting ready getting ready to go to some Halloween events. No, that's the wrong one. They're labeled. Yeah. They're labeled. I'm trying to look for the scary one. Anyways, they were going to a Halloween event, and their argument is this. Richard likes to do. Okay, they've done their research. They follow us on Pornhub, just so you know. But they've done some of their research, but it's been through porn and stuff, to try to better understand swinging, okay? Here's her thing the bottom the short version of this you mean orgies break out at a strip club yeah all over the dance floor have you watched that one i've watched that one what else was it um there was one that was a house party everybody was fucking a bunch of couches i'm like who the hell has this many couches in their living room i want want a couch like that. Wait a minute. I think I'm missing a point.
Speaker3:
Sorry.
Speaker2:
Anyway, go on.
Speaker1:
No, the thing is, is that watching some of the amateur porn and whatever and has seen the memes and all those such things, the problem is she does not like doggy style.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
It hurts her. Okay. Okay. Not the first time we've heard that. No, it's not the first time we've heard that. But his point of view is that if you don't fuck the right way, poor Richard, if you don't fuck the right way, that's going to be a problem. They got into an argument because they have hooked up with another couple and she kept it, as he called it, his words, not mine, she kept it really vanilla, which killed the mood for everybody because she kept it vanilla sex and didn't do the right swinger sex. And so my question was, what do you mean vanilla sex versus the right, quote-unquote, swinger sex? And his thing was that they just fucked missionary. She wanted it missionary. Well, it wasn't that she just wanted it missionary. That's the only way they did it. And when he tried to, he said when the couple they were swapping with tried to move her around, she was awkward. You could tell the guy was frustrated. And so they just fucked missionary. So he's blaming her. I love this. He's blaming her that she ruined it. And he's, she's saying, why should I have to fuck in a way that I don't want to? And he's saying, at least you could do doggie style and but it hurts her so what they want us to solve is who's right now i think this is funny because if you've listened to this show for any time you know because i like to get laid i'm going to automatically say you do that the woman is right why is it like there's a there's a specific position it's whatever i think a majority of guys especially the first hookup is missionary because you're so eager to jump in on it that you hurry up and you go missionary i think it's the other way i think i think most guys i the problem is is is that most swinger sex when people are trying to do swinger sex that's part of the fucking problem is they're trying to do swinger sex and they're trying to do everything they've ever started off with a blowjob first and then move to it they did he he flat out said we went through the steps i'm like this is not a road to the sale dude i mean the the this is disturbing me come on the thing is is that you know so they they took an and i truly believe that look there i don't have a crown the the thing the thing is this is sex is sex okay the part of the problem is i've watched this when we've hooked up with couples through the years especially when we hook up with a new couple a lot of times these guys i mean they got you doing all kinds of shit Let's do it. Okay, part of the problem is I've watched this when we've hooked up with couples through the years, especially when we hook up with a new couple. A lot of times these guys, I mean, they got you doing all kinds of shit. They're fucking from the side, and they got your legs up, and they got you twisting around up this way, and then they're doing this. It's like, you know what? We've been married 28 years. No, we haven't. We've been married 26 fucking years, but together 28 years, and they've been so blissful. I wish we'd been married 28. Thank you very much. We'll be here all week. Bullshit. Womp. Anyway. Anyways, you know what? When we fuck and we have great sex, we don't switch positions that often. No. Maybe. Now, we do like doggy style. But it's not that often, honestly. No, but the thing is, we just fuck. It's not about switching positions. That's intimate married sex. That is a swinger sex. That's vanilla. Yeah, that's not that often honestly no but the thing is we just fuck it's not about switching positions intimate married sex that is that's vanilla yeah that's not yeah that's not crazy monkey sex but i'm trying to think of majority of the time it's either like if you ask the person that you're having sex with what their favorite position is then you're usually doing that. I've had
Speaker2:
you know get on top or whatever the case may be. You know there's a lot of guys that will get up on their knees and fuck you. I've never had you do that. And then when they take your leg and they swing it over and then you're like sideways and you're going what the fuck.
Speaker1:
And then you're like well this is new. But you need to try try new positions because you might find one that you like mike on our page put sorry but richard sounds like a dick uh okay so uh yeah porn is on a how-to guide i like missy i need to see a list of the steps please uh okay so here's i don't know i don't know that richard so much is a dick as he's just inexperienced i think the problem you have is we've all had the
Speaker2:
very first time that you're mimicking whoever's next to you well and okay and here's the thing
Speaker1:
when you ask most people what's the most popular position what position you like best they say doggy okay it's very rare you hear somebody who doesn't like doggy. Not very often do you do it, though. But here's the reality. Well, I think more people will fuck doggy style than a lot of them. Like, I don't know how to fucking do the sideways fuck thing. I'm no good at that. I'm just going to be sticking my dick in weird places. I don't know. The thing is, is if something isn't comfortable to you. Don do it don't do it now richard what you richard what you have to understand sorry i couldn't resist little tommy boy there what what you have to understand is if it i understand that all the memes show you know well let me back up he used the example well you know all the memes that show like you know amateur professional with the arch back and that if she's not doing that then then guys won't be interested and it'll hurt us hooking up look that's not real life and here's the deal if someone is going to base everything off of the fact of whether or not how good of a fucking curved back she has to fuck her that way you as her husband have a really important job to do I'll see you next time. off of the fact of whether or not how good of a fucking curved back she has to fuck her that way you as her husband have a really important job to do do you know what that is shut up no if a guy's gonna be a dick and won't fuck her because she doesn't archer record fuck her she doesn't want to fuck the way he wants to fuck what is his job as husband to fix it yeah to punch that motherfucker square in the goddamn mouth because no she said no if you can't handle that fuck you that's how this works okay so dude number one richard don't worry about whether or not don't make your wife alter what she likes or is comfortable with based on what you hope or what you think will get you in good graces if a guy says hey let's do doggie if you turn around and say i'd rather not let's try something else because that usually hurts me they will go to something else or they won't get fucked yeah exactly you've had a girl do that a couple girls do that nope I don't like doggie we i had one i had a girl that said okay she goes yeah we can do doggie sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't okay fair enough because of my size and i'm not a porn star i'm not trying to but because of my size we started to go and about a minute into it she's like okay this isn't working we stopped we flipped to something else which i think it was just missionary actually and had a great time and it was a great fuck and everybody got off and everybody had a good time and she felt all bad and it was like you have nothing to feel bad about i have also had it the other way where i was a fucking girl who based just everybody's hips are designed differently whatever again based upon her size and my size you know what the bottom line is it you're talking height and length of legs and yeah the angle wasn't right so that it was like my dick was going in at an angle that was like rubbing on her pelvis pelvic bone and it hurt and i had to say hey i'm sorry this hurts and so we stopped but the worst thing you can do as a new person is is try to make your partner conform to quote unquote what you what other people want that's not how to go with the flow because they're new they're getting they're getting an argument over this yeah it's not argumentative i mean look the thing is is you can't be afraid ladies you can't be afraid to say something works or does not work yeah for you you cannot that that's fucking that's a non no apology needed i remember one time having sex with a guy and we'd hooked up several times before so it wasn't like it was a big deal but all of a sudden he got this well i mean a big deal in terms of positions jesus but he got to the point where he started shoving the bed which was pushing me down and ramming up into him that hurt and i'm like okay i'm done yeah either you find a different position or we're not doing this yeah exactly and that's the and that's the whole thing for new people this is the problem I think new people get too excited and think there's a right and wrong way.
Speaker2:
To fuck, there's not. No. Look, I had questions this last week, and I didn't get to all them. That's why we're not doing all of them on that. But I had a gal from Flint, Michigan. That was Flint, Michigan. No, that was Flint, Michigan. I'm sorry. This one was from Atlanta, Georgia. A single gal who came out of a very, very non-sexual marriage. She's new in the lifestyle and is terrified to go to her first event coming up because of giving blowjobs. Her name, Samantha. Samantha from Atlanta. She was, she's concerned. She likes to suck dick, but she has seen, again, they've made the mistake of watching porn or, you know, they're watching this to see, and she doesn't like to gag. Oh, I don't like to gag either. She has a very light gag reflex. And so she's concerned that she won't that because she doesn't suck dick like that and when i reached out to her i said like what she goes you know you know and of course she's listening to those shows because you know and she put right in the email back she goes you know the most sexy stuff in the world of when a girl chooses your dick over there and i'm like oh fuck and and she goes i don she goes, I don't do that, and I'm afraid that then, that, you know, how do I get around that because we have to suck dick? You don't have to do anything. No. You know? There is ways around it. I can talk you through that one. Well, and the thing is, is you can't fucking, you can't be afraid of that kind of stuff. We've got we've got to go and this is a great point i have two artificial reggie two artificial hips they're my first priority if i'm with a guy and where did it go scroll up i'm with a guy and they start to hurt i tell him stop he better stop damn straight exactly exactly so but i usually just go okay that's uncomfortable can we change yeah and and but i don't i'm not rude and i'm not don't abruptly stop it to to ruin the heart on or anything like that but you and but you find what we have found through the years is is when someone asks when someone says hey stop 99 granted there's always horror stories out there but 99.99999% of the time the person's gonna stop they're gonna stop the thing that i want to get to so people new people understand this is why we do the show really and this is why so many so many podcasts do the show is that look there's a real life swinging and there's porn swinging okay they're two totally separate things all right let me help you out with this if you've never been to a swinger event but you've watched swinger things on porn people don't look quite the same okay okay you know and I'm not going to be able to get my leg clear up on the bar You can with a ladder Yeah, no shit While some guy's banging me from behind first of all he's gonna be on his knees because i'm so damn short and next thing my leg isn't going up there wait wait where is it oh god no oh yeah uh-huh i know and well that's just it i mean not every guy works doggy with me
Speaker1:
not not every look not every guy's gonna go forever not every guy's gonna bang super hard not every girl wants it that way there and it's okay there's no right or wrong there is no right or wrong way to fucking screw and but the worst thing the worst let's get drunk and screw the I'm going to show you what or wrong way to fucking screw. But the worst thing, the worst, let's get drunk and screw you. The worst thing you can do as a couple, and this is going back to Richard and Melanie, is, dude, your number one priority, no matter what, if you're in this motherfucking lifestyle for a week, for 10 years, for the rest of your life, it doesn't matter. Your number one priority is always supposed to be your significant other. Don't get in a fight with Melanie because she doesn't want to fucking arch your back and take it like that and she doesn't feel comfortable. It's okay. Support her in that guess what hey what are you gonna do what if she wants to watch you get pegged and you don't want to be pegged are you just gonna go and go well she wants me to bend over rover let's go no you're not so you know what don't do that to her i think as guys we make this horrible mistake that we We to remember guys, the women have the power and the lifestyle. And you know what? Once we start thinking we have the right to play porn director and tell our wives or our significant others how to fuck, that is when we're going to find out how lonely not getting fucked is. There was one time I recall when we were new and you were drunk imagine that someone was gonna start doing something and i turned i said don't yeah oh yeah yep and they're like what it'll be funny no don't yeah yeah because they're gonna do something to me yeah and i like, don't you dare even touch him. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. Thank God. I stick up. You have to watch out for your partner. You have to stick up for each other. You're in it together. And not that that makes it sound like everybody's bad looking to do something. Here's the deal. This is the same thing with trying to like sucker somebody into the lifestyle or sucker somebody into fucking eating pussy or sucking it or whatever it is. Okay. When you do that shit. Okay. You're a fucking that's being a dick or being a or being a cunt because there's women that do it too. We've seen some guys are like no you need to you need to suck his dick yeah well if she's not up for it then don't make her yeah look here's the thing i don't want somebody that's half-assed wanting to have my dick in their mouth have my dick in their mouth oh i want you i want you to want it to be there you have teeth i want you to want it to be there okay well and and i can honestly say, and I'm not just saying this, I'm the type of guy that look, if, if your husband tells you, you have to do something to me and I can tell because I spent my living in sales, this is what I do. So sales and motivation and, and counseling, that's what I do. So I kind of have a good way to read people and and i read the fact that you're really you're only doing it because you're being basically directed to i'll turn on i'll save you because that's what i do that's my nature is to save people i'll go no i don't want to do that because i i don't want someone to do something they're not comfortable if you try to treat my wife like a piece of meat i'll rip your fucking throat out and and butt naked and i'll drag your limp body out in the street and set you on fire and not feel bad about it right so shit if the vibe is off yeah and we can sense the vibe isn't pretty bad yeah we won't do anything we won't do anything but here's the deal so if i'm not gonna let you treat my wife like that i sure as fuck will not be a party to treating somebody else's wife like that now let me throw a disclaimer in here there are some people that that's their kink okay we're not kink shaming if that's your kink that's fine but that needs again we've talked about this before too that needs to be discussed ahead of time hey look here's our deal our kink is our kink is you know she's she's my sub and i tell her what she has to do and this is what we do this is what we both like okay at that point in, okay, I'm okay with that. You're okay with that. We all make the decision. Then rock the fuck on. But if it's just a matter of you're just being a douchebag, you know, or, and again, I want to stress this, it goes both ways. If you're a woman and you think that you can, can humiliate or boss your, your man around that way, that's not okay. Your, your number one goal is always your significant other it has to be it should be it should be well this comes down to the thing of you have a responsibility it might not be a happy marriage is where i'm getting well no but it should be but here's the deal it should be but here's the other thing is don't fucking be an enabler yeah and this is a big point right now out there because people are really horny and desperate to get out and be around people you know what if you want to find out whether or not what type of person you are if you really want to find out what type of person you are here in inside who you really are will you stand up for what's right even it means putting your clothes on and leaving or will you go well fuck i'm gonna get laid and that's not my problem they got they're all fucked up right and and that's the thing and that's what and that's what we all had to decide that you know and i think a lot of people we tend to enable shit when instead of doing what's right a little bit so richard here's the i'm gonna cut richard a little bit it's like richard i'm gonna cut richard bad guy in a little coat i'm gonna cut richard a little bit of slack and go richard you're new number one you've only been married like five years let me give you this little trick that's gonna be a huge thing to make a long happy marriage you keep telling her what the fuck to do dude you'll get to figure out how to get function as a single male in the lifestyle okay that ain't no fucking way to make the marriage work just saying i have experience with this 26 years going strong she still likes me keep that in mind Anyways
Speaker2:
It reminds me of a video game
Speaker3:
It is
Speaker1:
Pac-Man He gets eaten by a ghost A ghost which is a scary thing God damn it Where's the scary one Anyways I crashed and burned on that There's a scary one So Yeah so just keep that in mind A little bit Richard give her a chance And to Tamron Atlanta don't be afraid about Sucking dick don't you fucking yawn bitch Jesus fucking Christ Don't be Don't not go to an event Because you think you have to do anything Again you do not have to I don't be don't not go to an event because you have you think you have to do anything again you do not have to suck in dick uh i don't know why people can't get this you don't have you don't suck dick you don't have to eat pussy you don't have to fuck people you don't want to fuck you don't have to do any of that shit. No, if you decide to hook up with somebody and you go back to their hotel room, their house, whatever, it doesn't feel right. Once you get there, you just go, you know what? It doesn't feel right. We'll schedule a different time. And now, if you want, I'm going to give a piece of advice here to Tamar on dick sucking you can use porn as an example in this case don't just look at don't now seriously now hold on no i don't just look at at the the fucking porn where she's getting the fucking subway sandwich shoved halfway down her fucking throat with one shot if you watch the other porn they use their hands to to do blocky. We'll have to do a video. We'll do a video where you can give tips on dick. You can on Facebook, goddammit. Don't even reach over for a fucking dick.
Speaker2:
I was trying to find a dildo. I don't have one. Well, not one I can put my mouth around.
Speaker1:
But there's other ways to do it.
Speaker2:
Where you can just get the tip in and they're still happy. Right, yeah, trust me. Give them a shot. they'll just want to fuck you'll be fine are we the halfway point people yeah we are but we've known people that don't suck dick on the first hookup yeah exactly and there's nothing wrong with no throws me in fact we didn't even we didn't even think anything about it and i was giving him a blow job and then she was getting mad at him saying did you make her give you a blow job and he's like no no no you didn't make her she likes to suck cock trust me she can't have enough cocks in her mouth at once what so you could use the sound effect thing right there for something oh no i'd rather He's the real ones. Don't hit me. Ow. Okay, we need to...
Speaker3:
I've had a headache for a week. could use the sound effect thing right there for something. Oh, no. I'd rather use the real ones. Don't hit me. Ow.
Speaker1:
Okay, we need to... I've had a headache for a week. I'm not going to smack you. We need to do
Speaker2:
a halftime real quick. Yes, do a halftime. Okay.
Speaker1:
You sure you don't want to do the halftime? Nope. Why do I always have to do the halftime? I don't think they believe it's somebody different anymore.
Speaker2:
Because you're the attention whore, not me.
Speaker1:
Not me.
Speaker3:
Exactly.
Speaker1:
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Oh, okay
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Speaker2:
Oh, okay
Speaker1:
Huh Do you know anything about it?
Speaker2:
Well, Ish I know we're doing it But I couldn't tell you what it was called.
Speaker1:
Fullswapradio.com.
Speaker3:
No way.
Speaker2:
Is it really?
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker2:
I never would have known that.
Speaker1:
Yeah, okay.
Speaker3:
Dick.
Speaker1:
You want my what?
Speaker3:
Dick.
Speaker2:
I haven't fucked for two weeks.
Speaker1:
I'm kidding. Wow. See what you got to watch out for for just telling you somebody could be fucking molested uh okay so yeah i'd really like to have sex um it's not your fault you've been we've been sick i've been down with the sickness but side effects of covid it was a fucking cock blocking motherfucker saturday was a letdown yeah well yeah so we did get told and this is actually good thing because now since we've had covid and as we've become virus free uh that we'll have antibodies and so that we should pimp ourselves out for those that are cock blocked losing days because people get sick you can hook up with us because we're not contagious anymore we're antibod for the next couple of months. There you go. So, okay. So, the next question now, this was not a question that was sent in to us. Okay. Okay. This was a question that a lot of people come to us and come to me and to you, whatever, and have a lot of questions for us just all the time. do we do a lot of kind of counseling basically and so i had uh some folks from our page came to came to me and they were having some issues there they are um they are a newer couple in the lifestyle uh but they're kind of they're transitioning and they're kind of finding their way a little bit and they're looking at doing some things that were are uh playing alone and as well as couples and kind of figuring that out a little bit okay okay so because they they obviously they they listen to us and they base a lot of things and a lot of folks do over some of the things to hear about with us and but they've had as so many couples have when they've made the transition into playing alone there's been some pitfalls okay okay so i want to i want to talk a little bit about the the concept of an open marriage an open relationship based compared to what we have okay okay so what we have no i don't think that's what we have uh look we've been in lifestyle 10 plus years we have worked through the processes you know for the the bulk of that time we were strictly played together only played together same room i mean it took a long time before we got to separate room uh we were full full swap same room you know playing together and slowly have transitioned and made that transition to where to the point where we do play alone obviously now primarily we play alone now and but we've transitioned even to a whole nother a whole nother level above and beyond that okay okay so the challenge is a lot of people hear us talk and they go well you guys have an open marriage to me there's a couple of there there's a level a level up above open marriage well what is Consider it an marriage so to me an open marriage in any form of swinging is a form of an open marriage right if you put a true definition with it any form of swinging is an open marriage because you're having sex or sexual contact or relationships with people outside of just your significant other okay okay there's just different levels when it comes to that right because we ours was an open marriage everybody if you're a swinger you're you're in a form of an open relationship okay okay now if you're poly there's a whole different it goes a whole different direction with poly but there's open poly relationships and and whatever i just want to i just want to talk about the general concept of an open relationship. So you have an open relationship and you have different levels, yes, where you are just playing together. Or maybe your relationship, there's a lot of people in lifestyle, it's a form of an open relationship, but they're only bringing in a female. Or they're only bringing in a male. There's a lot of couples that they only do threesomes, whatever. The more people that you bring into a relationship or the more dynamics that you add I'll see you next time. and male. There's a lot of couples that they only do threesomes, whatever. The more people that you bring into a relationship or the more dynamics that you add to your relationship as you add threesomes and you're willing to do group sex, you're willing to do, you know, multiple couples or whatever the case may be. It's a whole new level of trust that goes into a new level of working on and communicating with that relationship.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
That's huge. Each time when you add a new element in, you're basically starting at square one again.
Speaker3:
Right?
Speaker1:
Well, I mean, we'd all agree with that.
Speaker2:
Pretty much.
Speaker3:
Right.
Speaker1:
You have to communicate. You can't just make, go, well, we always did this before, so just having one more person, well, fuck, that's no's no big deal no everything's a big deal because communication is huge okay so there's open relationships and you get to the point where you're that playing alone open relationship a lot of people look at that it's kind of almost uh granted there are some couples that they only they never did same room they you know they always played alone but it's it's perception is that that's almost like a whole different level when you're willing to play alone because that takes a tremendous amount of trust and respect and communication with each other because let's face it your imagination can do incredible things when you're not in a room with the other person okay but when you get to kind of where our relationship is i would say that we have we have went to and a lot of people there's a lot of people like us out there that our relationship i wouldn't call us in an open marriage anymore okay i would call us that we have literally what i've what i've dubbed i've created the term of we are a we are a free range marriage so like chickens like chickens right all right okay so what what is a free what's the difference between an open relationship so in my opinion an open relationship is is going to be one where most any type of activity they're going to be with someone that you both already have talked to know communicated about ahead of time and or their permission granted ahead of time when you go to where we're at at to to free range relationship, we're at a point where we literally, we don't ask permission. We don't need permission. We don't need, you don't ask permission before you play with somebody. I don't have to know them before you play with them. I don't, you don't need my permission and vice versa. Right. It's literally like if you compared it to like chickens you know okay because like with regular chickens well you take in and you feed the chickens and they're in a contained area and they're fed and and what's going on that all the chickens know what the other chickens are doing a free range thing is you open the door and the chickens go wherever they want to fucking go to and at the end of the night they come back to roost okay that's kind of like us we go and can do whatever we want to do right i love you're rolling your eyes with this so the thing is with that is is the level of trust and communication it takes to reach the level that we're at in our swinging world with that free range relationship is damn high. Okay, so the first thing I throw out there is this is not for the faint of heart no you the the level of trust is it's huge i don't sit around and think on all day going i wonder if she's getting fucked by somebody today and i know you don't think that with me it's not even a part that enters into our mind or it's it's something that we think about when we first started playing alone that thought was in your you know those thoughts and and most people's relationship is to have the level of trust that we have where literally you can come on oh by the way i you know i fucked blah or i can say oh hey by the way i fucked blah or hey i'm going to go hey yeah you know what i'll be there to pick you up after work but i gotta i'm going over to so-and-so's house and go do this that's a totally different level of trust in a lifestyle than what most people have or than what most people can have right or should have we didn't start off that way no we did not start off that way and and that's why i wanted to talk about this because i think that some people go well that's what i want well sometimes i'm not gonna say it careful what you wish for but you have to know where you're at in your journey in your relationship not your swinging journey in your life journey with your significant other before you can step up to that type of level of okay to do this and if you are wrong about whether or not you're there or if you have a single doubt if you're there you're not there right i mean it's it's literally that cut and dried we didn't plan to get there that was never that was never the goal and it's it's nothing negative has caused us to get there it's just a natural for us it was it's been a natural journey to to where we're at but that's the the difference i think that a lot of people the problem is a lot of people work to try to get to the point where they can play alone or where they can add another person or they can have a girlfriend or a boyfriend or they try to reach these different levels does that make sense and it's like this is not something that you you should try to get to if it's meant to be it will be there right a little bit well you're gonna let the fuck did we go how'd we get here? Well, yeah, we kind of, okay, whatever.
Speaker2:
But you have to keep in mind that there's still rules that we don't break.
Speaker1:
Very much so. So if there's, we have our no-fly list. Granted, a lot of that's disappeared, but still, if there was a doubt, I would say, Hey, I'm going to go hook up with them. Do you care? Right. But that's our level of communication. Right. We don't hide anything. We don't. Yeah. We don't. Nothing but we have our level of trust with our relationship and where our relationship is at okay so so bobby you make a good point bobby brings a point up off our page he goes cole you make it sound like you guys are just roommates god and he's a sloppy room no and and actually man it's the exact opposite yeah it's exact opposite because here's here's the thing we know each other so well and and at at this point in time that it's like i don't she doesn't need me to tell her who's on the no fly list she knows the type of people that i would be or would not be comfortable with i know the type of people she would be or would not be comfortable with and there's also any doubt we ask we ask and and here's the thing even though we don't have to ask even though we can just go and do if we want to we don't that see this is where the difference comes in we still because we'd rather ask because we want to be sure. We want to respect. Just like there are certain things that it's... And it's not like we're going out every night going, I'm going to go fuck them, see you later. And there's the other part of this that's a difference. This year has just been so freaking chaotic that... Gosh, you know we we play way part of this is we don't play if you put the average swinger i don't know how often the average swinger plays okay but i can tell you we we play way less than the average swingers play well because we used to so much when we first. Well, but that's the other part of why we can do this is that literally we have reached point that we are so, we are very, very picky in choosing. We don't play with very many people. We don't play with very many people. So it's not like when it was when we were first going that it's like, oh my God. The days of us going out on the prowl We don't play with very many people so it's not like when it was when we're first going it's like oh my god the the days of us going out on the prowl we don't do that gosh we've done that for yeah we we just we don't and the thing with this is is even though we do we have this that understanding is out there it's still there are still times if we go out on the prowl that we still go on the prowl for couples. There are still things that we still will play together. Like the last time I played with somebody, we were at a party and I went to him. I said, do you care? Yeah. And he's like, no, go ahead. The free range part of it is... We still communicate everything. Yeah, we still communicate. And it's such a different... It's such a rare thing that we do it's a it's a rare you know it it we still do all the other regular swinger things most of the time it's just we have that that understanding if we want to do that we can and just like the word guy yeah i'm like i have a feeling this is gonna turn into sex really quick and he's like we'll rock the fuck on i'm like i don't know what's gonna happen but i'll let you know right exactly as soon as it was over i'm like going and taking a break call you on the phone talk it all out explain what all happened and what went down yeah and now it's like yeah we just hooked up well and and here's the thing bobby you mentioned you know you know what's going on we always let each other know what's going on here's the thing there's also a lot of times when what what makes us unique in the fact of if if also if i've talked to her today and she's having a shitty day and all of a sudden the opportunity would come up for me to go play, I'm going to go, you know, no. I will turn down, happily turn down the opportunity to go play because she's having a shitty day and that's what takes the priority. Again, see, this is that taking priority with your significant other always first is that, you know, no, I can do it some other time. What's more important, important she's having a shitty day so I want to be there or vice versa well and he's we're not like other people that he'll go well she'll never know about it or I'll just tell her later yeah no it just doesn't we've always communicated like we don't not so much anymore it used to be a breakdown of exactly what oh my god play by play minute by minute we don't quite do that anymore no we give like the highlights right but or what we found fun or funny shit or whatever that goes with it but we don't it what it is is that to the fact that we don't have to get permission first but that comes with a level of communication that very few people have in their marriage life and their married life outside of the lifestyle and that's why one of the things and that's why i'm bringing this up is that so many people look i think swingers we make the mistake we look at other people's relationships or how they do things okay and so then we go well we can do that and you have to know and understand where you are that your journey in the lifestyle you and whether you're a single or a couple married or just in you know dating whatever is a unique and personal experience you can't look at somebody else's and go this is well we can just we can just do that because here's the thing i got 26 years that we've been married we've been together 28 years i will stand up here right now i will shout it to the rooftop i will put my marriage against any marriage out there any marriage out there any day of the week i don't care how long they've been married i don't care anything i will put our marriage up against anybody's and we're far more than roommates yeah so the thing is is to have that soulmate yeah we're truly soulmates so the thing is is that's where, although it's a compliment, people go, well, we want to do just like what you guys do. The thing is, is it's what's more important is knowing where you are and what is where your relationship is in the lifestyle and where you're ready to be in the lifestyle. We answer questions and this is what makes it so funny. Look at the question that we answered. Look at, look at what we got from a couple that have been married for five years, just puppies. I mean, five years. Look at that question. Okay. They're going to look at other people in the lifestyle and try to go, well, we can do that. Well, can that couple do what we do? No. No. That couple probably, who knows if Richard and Melanie should even be in the lifestyle. At five years, we were nowhere near ready. No, we could not have handled being in the lifestyle yet. I don't even think at 10. No, we could not have handled being in the lifestyle yet. and and so the thing is i guess what i wanted to bring that up was because when we talk and and people i don't even think at 10 no we could not have handled being a lifestyle yet and and so the thing is i guess what i wanted to bring that up was because when we talk and and people hear us laughing joking we we hassle each other and we we flip each other's shit and they hear this and they hear stuff just like how you know she's got her playmate at work and all that kind of shit there's a lot of behind the scenes stuff that goes with this that people don't understand. And so what I want to encourage people to do is if you take and look and set up times every so often to check your own relationship, check it. Because guess what? We do that. Even being truly a free range relationship, we do that that we have honest discussions about where we're at we'll be in a car and we'll sit and talk for hours and and evaluate where we're at shit we just sit and talk for hours just to talk yeah we we can't it's a constant we have the ability to say to each other it all isn't always just you talking a constant, we have the ability to say to each other. And it isn't always just you talking. Fucking bitch. And we have the ability, she has the ability. That's so funny. To say at times, you know what, hey, this is making me jealous. Or I got a problem with this. Or whatever. To be able to have that and do that, if everyone would do do that if they will do a self-checkup if they will embrace where they're at on their journey not try to be anybody else's yet if you want to level up so to speak that's great you'll know when it's the right time to do it because you'll do it and it will work you'll also know when it's the wrong time to do it you'll Try it, it will be a fucking disaster or be like oh fuck or something well it you know you're gonna we tried some shit we tried some shit and it did not work and we were not ready when we first hooked up the first time we played alone we didn't play alone again for a like eight or nine months i guess i don't remember that well because i played alone first and you played well i know that and but then i remember doing because we had a lot of conversations afterwards about whether or not it was right for us and we had to we we had to hash some serious shit out we had to hash some some serious it wasn't bad yeah you know it was just wrinkles that needed to be ironed out all the crazy stuff selling things what what i have said what the same thing about um oh yeah yeah what i yeah i would have said the same thing. Uh, long before we started, this is a business. Absolutely. You said what? The same thing. Our relationship. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Look, I, and Bobby, what Bobby's asking is, is basically where we obviously where we have the website and we have all the other stuff that we do with it, our merchandise stuff. If that influences where we've gotten on stuff. And it really doesn't. I can tell you the only reason that we can, that part of this even is in the equation is, again, because we sat down and had some really honest, hard discussions about whether or not this is something we wanted to pursue. So, I mean, actually. No, don't have to bobby's saying sorry you don't have to you don't say sorry because that's a legitimate question well you think about it when we first played alone was um i went down to do the mississippi half marathon so that was four five years ago five years ago and we started that after we started all this crap yeah so no this this stuff but i can tell you before we ever started doing the podcast and crazy winter nights and after we did our first crazy winter nights we talked for like two weeks like constantly for two weeks we talked about whether or not we wanted what did what did we want to do did we want to continue doing this or did we want to let it let this part go and just be in the lifestyle and we made the decision that we thought we could help people and we wanted to do this it's because of our relationship this would the show and all the other stuff that we do uh would not if just one of us was doing it would not you know it wouldn't be near as as good it wouldn't be anything you know so no that's a valid question it's no because if i don't agree with something i'll tell you exactly
Speaker2:
yeah i wouldn't say it necessarily to somebody i don't know i would say it to you because i can give it we know that we listen to each other yes even if we don't agree with it we'll listen hear each other out and then give why we don't agree or why we agree it's just oh that's
Speaker1:
Thank you. yes even if we don't agree with it we'll listen hear each other out and then give why we don't agree or why we agree it's just how that's been since day one that we met we sat there and talked for like six hours yeah just non-stop yeah our our relationship has what you hear and what you see is really what we get but but that's where again we can't stress enough the fact that everybody's everybody's relationships are different everybody's swinging adventure is different that's why yes the number one goal or the number one priority is your significant other and it's it's communicating and it's knowing your significant other okay as funny as it sounds okay so i'm a gemini right and gemini is known for communication it's not necessarily i'm good at communicating because i'm not necessarily that great with communicating but i like to be communicated with yes yes you do so when you have someone on the side that doesn't say shit drives me nuts just explain it to me i'm not gonna say anything just explain it right right oh but no can't do that but you've learned me by now to know how i like to have things approached and so that we so that we share we we we share everything and share communication and that and that's and we share spit spit and we share COVID. And that's what it's all about. It's about communication. So there you go. I hope that answers some questions. I know we gotta go. We gotta go. Fuck. Oh, you're gonna have to learn new book. Okay, so, alright. Well, we gotta go real quick. I want to thank our sponsors again. My goodness, time flies. AltPlayground.net. Again, Brian and Brenna, Front Porch Swingers, are going to be taking the AltPlayground.net bus on tour. Coming to us sitting there, you don't miss it. Sign up for AltPlayground.net. Find us on there. Find them on there as well. And remember, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com, smart swingers are sexy swingers. Damn, you're sexy. Three million swingers can't be wrong. And finally, remember to visit fullswapshop.com and get ready for Full Swap Radio. You can find us at, on our YouTube channel at www.youtube.com backslash Kazba. You can find us on Twitter at TruthCrazy. You can find us on Instagram, something that's crazier, Kazba.
Speaker2:
Crazy.Kazba.
Speaker3:
Yep.
Speaker2:
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Speaker1:
Anyways, so until next time, doing it the only way we know how the only way we want to God damn it, that's not the one I wanted. Until next week with this spooky Halloween one
Speaker2:
We'll see you later. Casbah Style out. Until next week with this spooky Halloween one.
