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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth.
I'm your host, don't fucking flip me on with the mother's call and i'm here with the lovely lovely lizzie hale looking fucking sexy bitch in the beanie miss amanda hey we're here to titillate ten late fucking late try not to hate all the shit that we're going to talk about do and otherwise and spew our fucking knowledge upon you we're going to coach you we're going to glaze you like a fucking girl on saturday night you better believe it we're here ready to go seriously fuck yeah that's new oh yeah it is but the mental image we're gonna put this on our youtube channel with a video of a chick getting fucking glazed and shit spoo driven her eyelids.
Because we know every porn girl really does like the taste of cum. Anyways. Hi. Why do you do that to me every fucking time? Anyways. Okay. So where are we at? Let's see. It is season three. Episode 120. 120. Not as impressive as 420 but damn impressive nonetheless 120 mark it off on your cards kids uh and and do we know that's 120 in august uh we do have sponsors hard to fucking believe but they keep paying and we keep fucking saying our names so rock on on. First and foremost, www.altplayground.net. I hope they never will actually listen to our show. www.altplayground.net.
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I can't see it. You know why you can't see it? I don't know why you can't see it, but you need to join our secret, secret Facebook group. Shh. Don't tell the others.'t see it, but you need to join our secret, secret Facebook group. Shh. Don't tell the others. Crazy Casbah, get signed up, and you can find out because you, too, want to get one. This is for the crazy ladies, the big fuck you attitude beanie, and those will be available on our website at crazycasbah.com, ASAP. So, there you go. There you go. Sexy, hot, hot, and bothered. All right. We haven't had much fun this week. We havenS-A-P.
So there you go. There you go. Sexy. Hot. Hot and bothered. All right. We haven't had much fun this week. We haven't done shit this week. Have we? No. What the fuck does that look for? Well, it depends on in terms of what. Shit that people on a swinger podcast want to hear about. The dishes were awesome. We bought a new sponge. Wow.
want to hear about the dishes were awesome we bought a new sponge wow oh lord no i mean we're always doing so we got a big there's this big fucking thing that's happening uh it's it's a revolution it's a revelation it's it's something to revel in you see what i did right there r and r r and r uh and it was and it's something to revel in did you see what I did right there R&R and it's fucking huge it's like a seal killer cock it's so big and it is we've been working on it diligently and here's the thing it's going to be out when this show is released it's going to be out there so here's the challenge I have do I go ahead because when the show is out there it's going to be out there Thank you.
It's going to be out when this show is released. It's going to be out there. It is. So here's the challenge I have. Do I go ahead because when the show is out there, it's going to be out there? So do I say it now? But there's all these people listening on our secret Facebook page. They're going to be like, what? And they're going to go check it out, but there's nothing there to see yet. Well, that's why you tell them it doesn't go live until Tuesday. That's right, kids. So should I go ahead and tell them? If you want to. Okay, so Tuesday. Because we've been working all week.
We've been working a lot longer than all fucking week on this. This is not just a week project. I know, but it's crunch time. Oh, fuck yeah, it is. So what's really super exciting is that we are launching on Tuesday, September 1st, a brand new website. It is www.fullswapshop.com. Hold on. Everybody go get your pen and paper. I heard you run back with it. Write it down, fullswapshop.com.
Now, this does not go live until Tuesday, September 1stst so you can't find so you can't find it yet you can find it it's just gonna say coming soon coming yeah uh but we are super a picture of a dick squirt no no we put our cool logo uh but we are super excited that we have have banded together uh with four other shows four other of our very good friends' shows. And the Swinging Flamingos, the Naked Podcast, the Kinky Frame of Mind, and Front Porch Swingers. And it is a site dedicated all to us, obviously, all of our shows and to our merch.
so you can actually help support all of these great shows uh and get your very very cool uh merchandise at at these at this at full swap shop.com come coming september 1st is when it goes live so please please check it out uh buy some stuff whatever we want comments we want i want to hear your feedback about it really excited about it. We have been busting our ass, to put it mildly, for several months to make this dream come true. Nippers. There you go. Dream the impossible dream. So the other thing that we're talking about, we only have seven people watching right now.
I just have deal with somebody uh yeah i'm not fucking moody god damn it okay maybe i'm a little moody anyway is no i'm not moody i'm just having fun we're just kidding around uh so we are don't people gonna think like i beat you or something on the side or you beat beat me on the side. No. Look, none of this was my idea. You were like, let's start a page, Cole. Let's start a podcast. And I was like, okay, if you're sure. Okay, for the people that don't know us, that's complete opposite what happened. You don't know. Shut up, man. Maybe they'll be like, yeah, I can see that with her.
But you do all the talking. Yeah, but if they do the research on Casbah, Inc., who's the owner? Fuck off. I can't help it. She's such a slave driver. Just wait till things get going. I'm really boss. Yeah, great. She already has an assistant lined up. Weird. Anywho. He wants to take it. Hey, do you want to meet my assistant? Hi, everybody. I'm Cole's assistant. I'm handy. That would be right handy. Did you really just do that? Well, I know which hand I jack off with normally, but I don't have to think about it. I don't have to look to make sure. It just jumps right onto it.
Doesn't your balls let you know which one side is right, which is left? It's funny because I use the hand opposite the nut I have. So I lost my right nut, but I use my right hand. It balances me out so I don't just spin in a circle when I jack off. Oh, I didn't want to tell him what time the fucking show starts.
why don't we have a clock if i don't use the shit right what time did we start to say didn't we know right 7 34 7 34 okay there we go write it down okay no i'm i'm well versed at jacking off it's okay i'm good'm good at it, but she's my assistant, sometimes I dress her up in wigs and stuff, hey everybody, no, no, I'm just kidding. I'm going to put lips on his hands. I do not actually, we should tattoo that on my hands. It'd be like a blowjob. Actually, you know what you need to do? We need to put, no, listen to me first, wait a minute, wait a minute for a second.
When you're jacking off, you're getting a blowjob. No, wait minute, wait a minute. What you gotta do is you just gotta put, people won't know when they first look at this as a tattoo, you put big red X on, so it's like lips, lips on my hand, up in both ways, so that it can be like however I turn my hand, it'd be like I'm fucking a pussing, or I'm getting a blowjob, depending on if it's lips this way, or if it's up and down lips. You know.
Seriously, I have too much time at home by myself, obviously, because I figured out which way to make the tattoo on my hand so it can look like I'm fucking a girl or her mouth. I really have no idea. Anyways. I don't know where you'd come up with this shit.
This is where we're so excited that we've found other shows that want to partner with us They obviously don't listen Welcome to our world Alright, anywho Nicknack, Paddywhack, Kid the Dog a Bone By the way, hey, make sure you're checking out my rants too Those are kind of fun My rants have a different tone than this does Oh yeah, it does My rants are more pissy and angry They're angry rants they're not angry they're just more i'm more direct we just don't fuck around as much you don't hide your feelings no nope pretty uh pretty uh yeah straightforward and you know whatever do what i do and uh yeah okay so um we probably should talk about stuff and things and words so did you did you feel like, okay, so today we went to the shooting range?
We did, and we went to the gun range. Did you not think the guy standing over there was, like, just staring? A little bit. He was, well, let's see. Your tits are hanging out. Don't look now, but mom's got her boobs out. Your titties are kind of hanging out. And, you know, obviously, let's face it. I had on my crazy lady shirt. Yes, and let's face it, we went with our oldest son. So, he's, you know, we like to shoot. We haven't shot that much, and he's kind of helping us so we don't look like total fucking morons with guns. Yeah, they look. So we don't look the most versed.
You know, it's not like people go, oh, wow, look at those two. Wow, I'll bet you they're well versed with guns guns we don't look like that but i just felt like he was just staring at me he was killing time and and he was shooting stuff and he was watching well here's the thing you're shooting some of uh sebastian's guns and uh you know your titties were jiggling pretty good boom wiggle boom wiggle uh Boom. Wiggle. And, you know, and that's hot. So, you know, bouncing titties with gunfire is good.
By the way, at some point in time, Caswell will have a fucking, the first swinger, shoot, swap, and meet type thing. We were talking about. Shoot, swap, and meet. How about, like, a shooting meet and greet? A shoot and meet and greet. We were talking about it because I think we've actually put together a very responsible plan, how to have one, you know, that it's going to be in phases. But we know a whole lot of people on our pages do have do like to go to the range or whatever. And there is a very responsible way to be able to incorporate all of the above.
And so we're excited to announce that that will come up soon.
Also, we still not forgot forgot there's some people asking us just you got one on the crazy latest day about the painting thing no i've not forgot about the painting thing oh i haven't seen facebook you gotta fucking let her know that it's just been behind so but let's let's talk a little bit i want to talk i'm going to carry over today some of the stuff from a little bit from our rant a little bit from my rant a little bit okay and deal with some of the fucking questions that that we have because this last week and by the last week and a half i have been getting bombed we have been getting bombed with emails with questions about how to make meet and greets and everything super successful and what okay i'm just gonna be really fucking honest with you a lot of the questions and look we love all of you and there's no such thing as a dumb question so everybody's sending the questions thank you but understand a lot of these questions are dripping i mean mean, dripping like, for those who couldn't see, I just goobered on myself.
Dripping with desperation. Okay? I mean, the degree of thirsty is fucking insane. And I get it. I totally understand the thirsty right now.
Because we've well we've been tagged tagged up what daguerre uh no we've been tied up what no but we've all been fucking you know quarantined and and so many events have been canceled and postponed and changed and there's all these things going on the world which we're not going to talk about because that's neither here nor there but it has affected how much people are able to get out and fuck and get out and meet and greet people right so i i to give you an example and i'm not even going to use names today with the questions even though they didn't send them anonymous i'm going to go anonymous across the board with these okay i got a question i got one from houston texas i got one from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
I got one from outside of Phoenix, Arizona. I got one from New Mexico. I got one from Florida. Florida was the week before. I got, at the end of the week before, like, in between our taping times. I got one from carolina all these questions similar things okay hey you know it's really hard there's not a lot of events how we want to go out and make sure that we always have a great time at these events and we want to make sure we get laid how do we make sure that we get laid at a meet and greet or at a party and now that, that's not the exact wording of every question, okay?
But that's it in a nutshell. Right. Okay? The reason I'm going anonymous with this is, here's the reality of it. That question, or any form thereof, sounds exactly like what it is. Thirsty as fuck. Understand, everybody. I'm horny. I want to stick my dick in stuff. I like sticking my dick in stuff. I stick my dick in you. Don't look down. You're horny. You like to have dick stuck in you. I do. Are you excited for tomorrow? Possibly. Because possibly your boy toy might be back at work tomorrow. If your boy toy is back at work tomorrow, what's that mean?
You're going to get fucked at work is what I mean. Here, I'll fill in the blanks for you. It means you're going to get fucked. Possibly. If you don't get fucked at work tomorrow, you're going to get fucked at work on Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or Wednesday, or both, or yes, or all of the above. I don't know. The next time I see him, probably.
Right all want that right and i get it but okay so how do we help these people make the most of this with there's a whole lot of people when you're going in this fucking slobber and thirsty that are in a really bad fucking place i mean wouldn't you agree with that yes and and here's the thing these questions came from couples and singles right did you want to expand upon that or just no the first thing that popped into my head is dick wait no it didn't pop whatever is when you go to a party and you're come across desperate thirsty insert whatever you want in there really insert whatever you want in there exactly you are desperate and thirsty exactly that you're that everybody can feel that vibe feel that energy and they're gonna some of them are gonna just steer away because you might push a little too hard and and right there it is okay so look to to make sure you have the most fun humanly possible at an event it doesn't matter if it's a meet and greet it doesn't matter if it's if it's a true if it's a house party if it it if it no matter what so basically here's what we're trying to say if it's something designed to fuck at or something not designed to fuck at it doesn't matter either way your expectations are gonna it can be a flop or it can be a success and it's all based upon how you go into it it happens to every single person if you are hunting you are desperate you don't even know you're not so much desperate i get most people who aren't desperate they're just excited to be out and around people and so they're setting themselves up with this expectation of that if they don't fuck if they don't hook up with somebody that the weekend or the event is a fail right okay that's totally wrong look when when you sell a car when you when i sell cars all right sometimes selling the car if you sell a car right here right now it's a it's a saturday that's the biggest sales day of the week right so you sell that the first person walks in you sell them a car great but it takes you all day long you sell them a car you push through all the objections where if you would have just let it kind of go more natural you would have a made more money b they would have come back on monday you could have sold another car on that saturday sometimes the sale isn't the big win so here's the thing if you zero in and you're just like the first person that fucks we gotta fuck We gotta fuck that fucks we gotta fuck we gotta fuck and it's all of a sudden so you just as soon as you can stick your dick in something you're like yeah maybe you just blew the whole weekend maybe you blew an opportunity that other couple that you really have wanted to meet or that other girl or guy you've really wanted to talk to but you were so busy just fucking banging whatever you could or trying to bang whatever you could you missed an opportunity to get to know that person really really well and they get to find out how cool you are you find out how cool they are and holy shit next thing you know we've had that happen you got a cool hookup it didn't happen that day but it happened the next time or a couple times down the road.
I mean, it's totally just the need to chill out and relax and just... Here is how you make a meet and greet successful. You go into it to have fun. What's fun? Some people go, well, having sex is fun. Well, of course having sex is fun. But what's fun... Ha overall party thing Think back to... What would be a good way to put this so people get it?
Think back to what would be a good way to put this so people get it think back to before you were fucking before you before sex is a big thing like like um skating parties think back to like going to skating parties when you're in like fourth fifth or sixth grade if your school did something like that that. Or birthday parties when you're a little kid. When it was just like, sex wasn't even, you weren't even too the part of caring about sex in your life. Where it was just like, what was fun was if there was cake. Like cake was fun. You know? And if you got like a gift bag, that was fun.
And basically just hanging out with your friends and playing games was fun believe it or not as an adult that can still be fun it i mean it's different than than you know like sex fun but it can still be just cake can still be a lot of fun thank you take it from me cakes cakes a good time be. But I mean, seriously, you can still have that same type of fun with people if you'll let yourself do it. I mean, that's really the biggest key. Why are you just sitting there looking at me? Seriously. Why are you just looking at me? Am I not allowed to? Well, you can, but, you know. The hamster's moving.
Oh, fuck me, we're running. Anyways, Jesus. No, now stop it. This isn't fun, I can tell you that. Some people have the wrong idea of a meet and greet. The point of a meet and greet is to go and meet people. That's why it's called a meet and greet, not a meet and fuck. If you happen to click, then y'all can go somewhere else, but it's usually not a place that's designed to just go fuck on the spot. Then it's a meet, greet, and fuck. So. Then it becomes like a Denny's all-you-can-eat-grams on breakfast. Come on. So anyhow.
That's the whole point of a meet and greet right is to meet people like many people right otherwise it's a meet and treat or an eat the treat it's gonna be one of those days well okay we've gone to most of the parties we go to well we don't end up hooking up with people no either i'm too drunk and i end up puking my guts out and so i cock block everybody in the room or cole's the one that cock blocks because everybody else drunk and they don't get laid i don't i don't cock block other well yeah you did that at the last halloween party you got a bunch of husbands mad at you for getting their wives hammered look if you're a lady and you come up to me and you go or a guy guy or girl doesn't matter if you come up to me and you go i'll bet i can drink you shot for shot or come up to me and go how many drinks have you had and whatever my number is oh that's it you big wuss and i and look as soon as i say really and i got a little smirk on my face well let's go that is a choice that is a choice that you as the husband or wife make at which moment in time we are on like donkey kong and let's here's the deal you can't look you're gonna drink with me there's no way not to drink with me well in the last party we were at the last party we were at we were kind of down so we just put a dog down uh we decided you know what let's just make this about us let's just have fun and we danced our asses off you're like you know i'm really feel like playing.
Right. Rock on. Who knew that the very next weekend he'd be having a nut taken out. So, you know, that could have played into it a little bit of why he wasn't in the mood. No shit. You know, I think it's been a long time since we played at a party. No, but here's the thing.
We we have actually we end up playing a lot of times at after events after after like the next week or whatever we meet people at the parties but then we end up playing later and and that and that works out uh dan put uh i have been told people that have gone to meet and greaves that they seem upset if they didn't have that they didn't have fun look it's your choice it's your choice fun or not yeah look the lifestyle I don't know. gone to meet and greets that they seem upset that they didn't have fun. It's your choice if you have fun or not. Yeah.
Look, the lifestyle is something you have to own. I mean, here's the deal. This is why we call this crazy truth. This is not going to be popular when I say this. And we all know that might stop me. Oh, God. But here's the reality. Own it. Look, if you go to a fucking party where there's flirting and fucking I don't know.
oh god but here's the reality own it look if you go to a fucking party where there's flirting and and fucking just where you can talk freely and you can and you know you can make sexual comments and all that shit and have a good time and you can't have fun with that that's on you i mean look we work when we do events when we do our own events it's a shit ton of work yeah but we still have fun right when we take and when we go to other people's event a lot of people want to talk to us and say that we haven't got to see we have friends all over the country they want to talk to us and have fun so we don't necessarily we spend a lot of our time socializing going around the room talking to everybody you know what it's still fun you know the thing is is that sex is still a secondary part of the lifestyle mike's in there right now about you know the the communication with people and the interaction that's the part that's fun here's the deal it very few people very few people have the ability to walk up to somebody they don't know I don't know and go, you want to fuck?
And they go, yep. And can take them into a room and have a good fuck and have a great time fucking them. Okay, very few people can do that. But everybody goes, oh, I could do it. I could do it. Yeah, you know what? And I bet you could all get your dicks up at a drop of that. No, you can't. Because if you don't have a connection, it's not as easy as one thinks to do that. Or people go, well, I don't have a lot of chat. We'll talk when we're fucking. Really? No, you won't. It's the buildup beforehand that makes the fucking so much more fun.
Because if you've had a great time out at the party part, talking at the meet-and-greet part of it, or at the whatever, ahead of time talking and laughing or whatever, sex, when you're fucking, it carries right over. Look, we have had multiple nights where we had to stop. Or we stop, or in between times of fucking, the four of us are all laughing, or the six of us, or the eight of us are all laughing and having a good time, and then it starts up again, and then people are cracking jokes while they're fucking, and people are having, I mean, that's, that's what it's, that's what it's all about.
That's what makes it fun. Some people like it serious. Some people do like it serious, and you know what? Here's the thing. And we can do that too. I mean, you can do it either way, but the only way you're going to know that is the fun you've had ahead of time. Now, we've had a discussion a long time ago about it.
If you go to one and you see somebody sitting at a table or sitting kind of in a corner acting shy, go up and say hi no shit no shit it doesn't mean you have to do anything with them no no no it really doesn't and i think here's the other part of putting the sex part and the worrying about the sex part on hold we know thousands of people right i mean it is what it is we know thousands of people or people know us whatever however you want to look at that right we don't know everybody well like we wish we could but we know a lot of people a lot of people know us the one thing people will say about us and it's true and we take a lot of pride in this is what you see in here right now if you come up and talk to us at an event it's the same fucking thing okay we are who we are we love to talk to people that's just it now in in our travels and over the last 11 years and then obviously with all the years of doing the show and the pages and all that shit we've met a lot of people that to be quite honest blunt as fuck i have zero desire to fuck They don't turn me on, not going to get my dick hard, ain't going to fucking happen.
It's just that simple. But they are a fucking blast to hang out with. They are so much fun to party with. I mean, to sit there and drink with or just sit there and and talk and crack jokes and hang out with them i can have just as much fun i have just as much fun with those people as i do with people that i want to or that i'm going to hook up with and that's and that's the whole thing is at a meet and greet you don't or at event, you don't have to, the sex shouldn't determine whether or not people are cool or not, or whether or not you want to hang out and talk with them.
I promise you, if you will just go to these events to have fun, let the chips fall where they may, you will A, get laid more often, the will be better okay sex will be way fucking better and you'll leave that event fucking having, just feeling great about cloud nine all the way across the board real quick here we're going to take a quick break because we're at the midway point haha i wrote down the time now i looked at clock until time um so hold on real quick we'll be right back as we take a quick break don't go away have you ever wanted to know more about the lives of cole and amanda where are they from?
How did they meet? What are they doing here? We've got a place you can go to get those answers. That's right. Go to www.crazycasma.com today. Learn all about crazy winter nights, crazy summer nights, that one night stand that just wouldn't stop, and so much more. Get their merchandise, support them, visit them, see where they're going to be today. Crazycasma.com. We can't wait to see you there. Alright, and we're back. Wow. You know what? I live for halftimes. I just fucking live for that shit. That was me with football. But that's what I was going to do.
I'd rather watch the band It's okay I'm kind of sweaty I'm going to dab my brow Oh wow I'm a fucking prima donna And I don't care Back to this fun sex thing Or fun meet and greet Remember it's meet and greet not meet and treat So If you're in the feed it could be a meet and feed Thank you very much. So, back to this fun sex thing, or fun meet and greet. Remember, it's meet and greet, not meet and treat. So, if you're into feet, it could be a meet and feet. Eh, it's whatever. No judging. Anyway, so. I'm not into feet. No, but people are into your feet, because you have cute little feet.
You have little feet that go attached to your little legs. It's a little warm. Wow. Now your head's not protected. Now you no longer have a head condom. Okay, so here's one of the other points I wanted to bring up. You know, and I talk about this in my rant also this week. But, guys, really, this is a big one, guys. This is the personal experience shit coming out. Boy, my nipples are fucking poking through like a motherfucker. Don't squeeze them. Just love the nipples. Love them. Anyways, so. You have a shirt on. Should I bite them? You could do that. Anyways, so.
And all the times, any times that I've ever had issues.
And if you listen to our show you know that there have been times in my since we started the lifestyle it's hard as it is to believe being the object of desire that i am i can't even say that with a straight fucking face anyways being being the sex god that i am uh god that i am uh again i'm totally fucking around but if you've listened to our show you know that I'm the first one to only admit that i have had my fair share of times when when little casbah just isn't coming out when my dick just ain't gonna work i get my own fucking brain i get all fucking jojo the circus monkey and next thing you know i look like a monkey at the zoo fucking yanking it pulling on it and fucking begging with my dick and i'm trying to fucking bang her and go come on work little buddy come on work and you know it's all kinds of clusterfuck so but here's something that's really funny and also very very true about this every time i've ever had my dick not work anytime any time I've ever got myself all fucked in my head and all twisted, right?
Guess what? It was times that we had a pre-setup fucking event. A pre-setup, hookup, whatever the case may be. Okay. So I've had time to think about it, stress about it, worry about it, fucking, you know, basically let my dick run wild in my head and be all kinds of twisted. God bless you.
stress about it worry about it fucking you know basically let my dick run wild in my head and be all kinds of twisted okay okay now and never once never once are you listening write this down document this document this never one time have we been at a bar an event whatever where we were just having a great time laughing and joking and talking and drinking or just hanging out whatever drinking booze doesn't hurt my dick booze isn't i don't get whiskey dick it just stays harder longer anyways but never one time has have we went from that scenario to a hotel to an area of fucking where we went from the meet and greet to the meet and eat and the meet and treat area.
Never once have I had a problem with my dick working. Never one time. What does that tell you? I'll tell you what it tells you. When I'm having fun and I'm having a great time and I'm not thinking about, I'm not worried worried about anything else, just having fun and enjoying the company and the people and the added perk is the whipped cream on the Sunday is the pussy that I'm more about to partake in whatever my dick works just fine because I'm just concentrating on having fun. I'm my brain's not getting all Jojo the circus money getting twisted.
I'm just focusing on fun that's a pretty big thing i tell you this i share this story i share this information not just so i can admit to the fact of the world out there that occasionally my dick doesn't work but i tell you this because i want to help people because there's a shit ton of guys out there we know them i know it i've seen it might i've seen it happen to me i've seen it happen to other people when they want to fuck you i've seen we've talked to people that go through this exact same experience we have talked to guys that have flat out said they were so excited to fuck someone in some couple different times it was you because you're kind of a popular fuck because it's true that even when they took a dick pill they took one of the the over-the-counter not like the holistic like oh please work no one of the like this is going to get you hard that it did not work because mentally they were twisted but when they just relaxed and were having fun they never had a problem do you see where i'm going with this so guys take fucking note i tell you this and i push this with guys not that not that women aren't also thirsty and hunters and all the rest of the crap because they are and let me tell you it's very ugly and it's very unbecoming on guys or girls but i think that guys predominantly are the bigger hunters are the ones that are constantly on the on the prowl and and the thing is is that well i don't know if i necessarily they're the ones that act like it at least but i mean and but their consequences look guys we can lay there here's the deal guys let me help you out with this i've done it i've been there you know when you take your fucking pseudo hard dick because it's not really hard it's actually floppy and flaccid and you try to like shove it in like a sock in her pussy hoping that'll eventually get hard just because in a pussy she knows it's not hard she can tell that you're shoving a wet fucking it's like shoving a squished up hot it's like taking a hot dog your wiener in up hot...
It's like taking a hot dog, your wiener in a condom, it's like taking a hot dog, putting it in a Ziploc bag, squishing it up, and putting it up her cooter. You know what? She knows it's not hard. She's not like, ooh, I think that's hard. And then when and if you get hard, then it's like, well, I'll be damned, it wasn't hard? What? She knows you're shoving up a squishy dick up her pussy, okay?
Just's not gonna help i thought you were gonna say ass maybe maybe two but you know i get mad about that when you know female uh yeah so i mean that i you know i just want to throw that out there i know right now you're you're on a thing that we had an incident incident on the page that has you a little more... Well, has us both a little disappointed in a lot of the women on our page. Not on our page, but just in general. We got to see the reality of it a little bit more. What? Okay, so when it comes to the whole hunting and desperate, slobbery, fucking... Oh, yeah....wet fucking shit. Okay.
look, here's the deal. We had a really, really fucking hot guy. And I mean, I think this is the greatest line ever. I heard it said earlier this week. And it's one of them true. If I was a guy, I'd fuck him. The dude was fucking, he's hot. Yeah, there you go. Whatever. And I'm straight and I'm like, I'm not willing to put him in the work to fucking look like that. You know, he goes to a gym to look like that. I go to Dairy Queen to look like this. So it kind of, you know, works out. But the thing is, is that, I mean, this dude fucking, and his pictures were awesome pictures.
And he did just like everybody else does. You put your best pictures out there.
Well, duh, well duh we all do right and the fucking instantly it become every fucking woman on our page became a fucking slobbering 13 year old just like it's like oh my god no it wasn't almost anything it was okay it was embarrassing it's just like holy what i wanted to do is shout out to the women and say the next hot woman that joins this page and all the guys start going nuts i don't want to hear a fucking word out of anybody it was bad it was horrible because oh my gosh there are people that we haven't seen comment for like over a year going if you need any help let me know what you're the last person they should go to for advice.
It was fucking... Oh, it was bad. It just shows the desperation and that thirstiness is both ways. Everybody likes an attractive person to comment, and I get it. Yes. But, wow. But the is seeing seeing some okay so you can see guys in person single males versus single females you see them in person and the men are all acting respectful and they're talking to you and they're uh-huh uh-huh well yeah i'd like to get to know you, and okay, cool, cool, okay. And then the girls are like, oh, my gosh, can I make out? Oh, never. And you're just like, get the fuck off my husband.
Well, and that, here's one of the realities with this, with the... And I don't, I am not one to hang all over somebody. No. I might come up behind you and grab a hold of you to take a picture. But I'm not going to hang on you. The thirstiness is fucking disgusting on both sides. And look, here's the reality of it. You want to know what chases more new females out of the lifestyle? It's not guys. It's not single males. It's not married males. It's fucking females.
Because females think that they have this fucking free pass that they can touch, grope, do whatever they want to because they're females. Guys have been trained since the beginning of time that if we go to a strip club, you keep your fucking hands to yourself, and this really big dude breaks your fingers as he throws you out the door. True. Okay?
And here thing right now there's gonna be women they're gonna listen to this and go oh my god and get all pissed off i can say it i can say it here's why i can say it my fucking nut ruptured because a bitch grabbed me inappropriately hard and ruptured my nut yeah so i can get away with saying i've had my ass bitten because i didn't give a chick enough attention walking through saying hi that she reached up literally and bit my ass so the thing is is that you see this and let me help you out with this thirsty fucking blows yeah you want to know every chick that has ever groped me god's honest truth and and i used to be sexier and that's what it is okay i have not fucked a single not a single one of the chicks that were thirsty and thought that they just had free reign with me because they were a female never won wow i never thought of.
Yep. So, what's that tell you, kids? And the thing is, is we see, I get, we get people all the time, new people, reach out to us. Okay?
And one of the biggest things we hear from couples is couples that they are afraid to move forward in the lifestyle because someone was thirsty and aggressive towards them and probably 85 percent of the time it's because a woman was aggressive to their wife even if their wife was not bicarious or did not or did not clarify or say if they were bi or bicarious really and the thing is is here's the deal again this is we're talking about this now because as hopefully parties start to come more online as the winter goes on and whatever we want people to know look check yourself just a little bit check yourself control yourself i know you're excited to get out we know you're excited to be at a party we know you're horny but know that if you just act desperate as fuck and thirsty as fuck whether you have the best tits in the nicest ass or the biggest dick in the world it's not sexy i don't recall i have to say it that way because you got to talk in the microphone too because i've been drunk don't necessarily remember everything.
But to my knowledge, I have never groped a guy. Nope. I had one guy that tried to explain to me that every time I kissed him, it made him hard. So in a public bar, he grabbed my hand and touched his dick, and I jerked back. And I had to apologize later, going, it's not that I didn't want to touch it i just you don't remember what what it was it caused that with you do you i do i remember the exact i remember the exact time what it caused what what it the reason why that all happened with you when why the why you are as hands off with guys as Why is that? Okay, so we were at a bar.
It was a guy that you and him had flirted around for quite a while. And he's a pretty built guy. And a lot of flirting, a lot of casual flirting, whatever. And one time he wore a shirt that you could see had his nipples pierced. And you were tipsy. You weren't trained, right? But you were tipsy. Oh, I know what you're talking about. And you were tipsy. You weren't trained, right? But you were tipsy. Oh, I know what I'm talking about. And you started to reach up just to, like you do with my nipples. Totally innocent. Didn't mean to. Didn't even think about it.
And he grabbed your hand and said, don't. And you're like, oh, my God.
And he explained to you how his nipples, ever since he got him pier how much how painful they were and he still talks to me exactly because we were relatively new in the lifestyle and you literally it you were it you were dancing you guys were dancing and you were gonna do the chest like you do you're essential when you dance you don't it's that central touch like on touch on the pack type thing and he stopped you from doing that and you're like oh my god i'm so sorry he goes no he said i just i always want to let people know first and that we were really we were really new in the in the scene going out in the bar scene whatever but you had never you have never forgotten the the from that i remember on the way home you said you're like i felt so horrible i doubt he'll ever talk to me again oh my god you know i didn't even think about it and he did he was totally cool he wasn't mad at you he just was because it hurt him that badly this dude's a ripped dude and and the thing is but since then, you've always had that, that not, that hand.
When we were way younger, there was times that I would grab your dick just to flirt. Yeah, but I mean. A couple of times it was probably too hard and you yabbed at me.
But in the lifestyle, you've always been, there was always a degree of decorum and respect and you're not just one that's disrespectful just you know even drunk you're not like hands like that but that one time it it set in your mind that motion and never again and and the thing is is that you were drunk and you've been drunk enough i've been drunk enough to forget those rules but in the the back of our minds, they've always been there. Okay. And, and the thing, it, it's not that we don't want to fucking get laid. That's not it at all.
It's just, there's a, it's, it's actually hurt us getting hooking up with couples because people have thought that I was, that I was not interested or that we were not interested as a couple because i am very much not handsy but i was taught oh look here's the deal i here's how fucking old school i am okay if you know us when we go out to events i always wear a suit coat right right you have seen it there are people listening right now that have seen it and people that will have listened to this have seen me sit outside in literally a hundred degree heat with a black suit coat on a black shirt because that's what i always wear right nails done the whole nine yards and they keep going take off the shirt why don't you just take off the oh my god you got to be hot take off your suit coat i don't ever take my suit coat off i was taught and my my was brought up my dad's like you know what you don't take your suit coat off at a wedding you don't no matter how hot it is you know that it's you look classy type thing so it's that same concept when it comes to touching people right and on on how thirsty we i want to appear i would rather have people go oh my god i wish i would have known you were interested versus having somebody go that motherfucker I don't know.
we i want to appear i would rather have people go oh my god i wish i would have known you were interested versus having somebody go that motherfucker can't keep his hands to himself because here's the deal ladies you're not a piece of meat no gentlemen you're not a piece of meat okay when you go into an event thirsty as fuck and you act thirsty you are basically letting your primal instincts take complete control and and these fucking people are just literally pieces of meat look you want strange you just want random strange and a piece of meat go to a fucking bar and randomly pick somebody up yeah we're the lifestyle we're swingers it's community we're supposed to be better than that that chick you want to fuck rock on she's somebody's significant other spouse whatever the case may be same with that guy they're not just a piece of meat and so the the thing is is don't allow your hormones and don't allow yourself to fall into a 13 year old moment right where you just become this slobbering hormone with just a you're just a boner with legs or you're just a fucking uh you know clit with fucking legs to totally send out this message of something that you're not you know what i mean don't do that to yourself it's not worth it i promise you having some decorum maybe maybe just having fun that night not getting laid that night it will serve you very very well in the future you'll never i can tell you this you will never not be invited back someplace because you were respectful and polite.
You will have things where you won't be invited to if you're a fucking pig. Yeah. I mean, and really, and that's being thirsty. And here's the thing. Look, it's work. You have to think about it. Because 99% of the people, it's like the people that send us questions from all over the country. You know, I'm going to guess, and when I reach out to most of them, they sound like nice people. I'm going to guess that most of these folks, 99.99999% of the time, normal, you know, calm, rational people, okay?
But it only takes one minute of, I hate to say stupidity, but one minute of not thinking about it, let's put it that way, one minute of letting it slip away to ruin everything you've built up. This is going to sound horrible, but it's kind of true. Right now, you know, there's all these, we're in a culture where there's all these things that people have done in the past that's come back to haunt them.
You know, videos they've made, text messages they've sent, words they've you're watching there are people that that have had years and years of of good and all of a sudden one 30 second clip of video one use of of of of words inappropriately or an inappropriate word has taken what has been a lifetime of good and crumpled it up it's the same thing with being thirsty at a lifestyle event one drunken night and grabbing somebody that you shouldn't which is without consent which is anytime you know it's over look i'm casbah you're casbah people have a certain expectation as we put on events we do this we do that we do this with that yeah we have haters but overall most people say that we're nice people and and that's important to us but if i get fucking train wreck drunk one night and walk into an event and just fucking grab some girl's skirt and lift it up or just fucking stick, you know, it's all, that's it.
Right. That's all over. It's all over. And it's the same with you. And it's the same with everybody. So if you're super fucking ramped and revved, a couple of, let's give you some things that, what are some things you think that they can do to help contain themselves to still have fun, but to check themselves? What would some things would you say? I mean, I guess. Put me on the spot? What the hell? Engage in just regular conversation. Yes. You know, your typical, even as we joke around about the typical lifestyle questions. When did you get in the lifestyle?
What drove you to get into the lifestyle? You know, all those typical questions. Almost safe questions. If you feel, if you're super ramped up, have a game plan with conversation to keep it. If anything, it breaks the ice. It breaks the ice a little bit. Here's a big one. Check how much you drink. if you're super horny, you're super ramped up, you're super ready for an event, you're all excited, maybe check on how much... Look, you don't need any liquid courage at that point in time. Keep the booze. You know, here's the deal.
Have some enough to get the edge off to give you the have a drink slowly but have some coke have just some coke or pop or water or whatever you know keep it in check when you're super ramped up and you're super excited for a party it's gonna go down great and the temptation is just start to fucking slam and shit and away you go and that's when bad things Here's a thought. If parties or meet and greets aren't for you, it's okay. Don't go. That's very true. You can meet people online and meet up for dinner, or dinner might be a little awkward for some people.
Let me tell you, the very first couple we met in the lifestyle, it was dinner that I said, oh, hell no, I'm not looking up with a guy that grabs and shovels food in. I got a 911 call from the pisser. Just from the way he ate. Right. Maybe just go into drinks. Maybe just meet at a bar for a drink. Drink, shoot, pool, some sort of. Or coffee or something. Meet at a park, for Christ's sake. Right, right. Something on neutral ground. If you don't feel like meet and greets are successful or you feel uncomfortable or you feel, okay, then find some alternatives.
There's always all kinds of alternatives. Look for them. Go to some of those things. Maybe go to smaller events go to bigger events whatever the case may be just basically what we're telling you is know yourself well enough take a look at yourself this is like if you have high anxiety i don't know if a party would be the place to go. No, but I mean, it's not even high anxiety. It's if you're overly revved up to just, you're on the fucking prowl. I mean, you're like prowl. You're just, you're fucking, you are hunting. If you feel like you're that much on the prowl, again, check yourself.
Mentally do the same thing you do before you walk out of the house. Look in the mirror. Your fucking hair looks stupid. Is your collar all fucking skied up? Mentally do the same thing. Oh, my God. I'm really kind of on the prowl tonight. Hey, we need to fucking. We've all gone on the prowl. Everybody has. And there's nothing wrong with it, but have a little bit of class to it. Yeah, know that you're there and then control it. Keep a little bit of a grip. Here's the other thing. Put your cell phones away. I talked about this on the rant. Put your cell phones away.
You don't want to know something. It looks so obvious that you're on the prowl when you're sitting there and you're not paying attention to who you're talking to because you're so busy scrolling through your sites to see who else might be there, who else might be coming out. Live in the moment. Sometimes the easiest way to make sure you get laid and have fun or not make yourself look like an ass is put away your cell phone. Live in the moment. You know what? Go out and have a smoke check at once, whatever. That's fine. I get it. Live in the moment. Don't worry about what could be.
Don't chase the magical unicorn that isn't there. Live in what's right there. Have fun with rights there. If there's somebody you want to fuck, sweet. If there's not, but you just want a fun with, sweet. Mike just said it, first impressions. You only get one of them. And it's so right there. And like he says, play to your strength. Exactly. But put away the phone. Just be you. Just be you. Look, there's going to be more events. This is all going to end at some point in time, and there's going to be stuff. But don't let the hunger and the thirst fucking ruin a great reputation.
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