Krazy Truth #12 Kiss and Tell

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I'm here with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. Hi. So, okay, so normally we start the show with some sex news, but I'm going to do something a little bit different tonight because it's a big thing. It's starting to happen again in the Midwest, and it is, so this is like a public service announcement instead. Okay. That's what we're going to do. Big public service announcement.

And it's a big thing all started to happen again in the midwest and it is so this is like a public service announcement instead okay uh big stuff public service announcement it's a big thing all over the country obviously uh but it is about sex trafficking uh at this time here in the midwest recently there has been a rash of like 10 plus girls that have disappeared from small towns uh around that are like uh high school and college age so uh casbah and the crazy truth we want to put out there to make sure that you are if you are a female you need to be careful it doesn't matter how old you are uh you need to always be aware of your surroundings you need to be aware of who is around you and little things like if you're at a an event uh you know what don't walk to your car by yourself at night no don't walk across town i know it's just across town it's whatever but you know what we love all of our listeners and we want you all to be here and if you see something that looks suspicious you see somebody that is uh taken and uh uh you know being followed or something step up make a phone call call the police yell go walk with your co-workers whatever the case may be this is a real serious thing obviously not the fun sex news type stuff we start with but something that uh as college season's about to get started and people are going back to school a lot of us have daughters wives whatever make sure you take care of each other out there a little bit also on that same note if a girl comes up to you and gives you a hug or is talking to you like she knows you ask her if she's being followed that's right that's right and protect her that's right stay with her a lot of times one other person being there will stop something bad from happening and the last thing you want to do is go oh my god i recognize that girl i could have done something so let's make it make a difference make sure that we take care of each other uh in the lifestyle or out either way so all right on to the regular crazy truth type things that we do the craziness that is us and what we're all about we've got some questions tonight for you we've got questions from all over the united states are you ready i am all right which one do we want to start with do you remember i don't remember well we wanted to start with because we've got them got them from from sea to let's try that again from sea to shining sea i think we started we wanted to go with this one first didn't we sure all right so this question comes to us uh this question comes from to us from sacramento california the sunshine state there you go surfs up i don't know in sacramento know it's up, but somewhere in California, surfs up.

All right. And the question is this. The person asked to be anonymous, the listener. We're afraid of going to a meet and greet at a regular bar because we're afraid of being outed. Should we be? Ooh. The big outed question. Dun. Everybody's worst fear in the world. Oh, my God. The neighbors, my boss, my family, they're all going to know that I'm a dirty swinger. And, of course, you go there and you run into the same meet and greet. Your boss, your cousin, your neighbor, your doctor. Yeah, so a very, very real fear is that are you going to be outed if you go somewhere?

And we deal with this in the Midwest a lot. It depends on your behavior. There we go. Well, okay, so wait a minute minute before we go to what the common sense rules factor with it here's the deal believe it or not you know swingers but you don't even know they're swingers does that make sense you know what i mean by that yeah and so if you're new in the lifestyle guess what you actually probably know some swingers and you're going to run into them we've talked about it before we've ran into people from our Church, you're new in the lifestyle, guess what?

You actually probably know some swingers, and you're going to run into them. We've talked about it before. We've run into people from our church. You're going to run into people, and you're going to know, oh, my God, they're a swinger, too. So don't freak out, first and foremost. But not every town, city, whatever, has a place to have a meet and greet that's at a private exclusive swinger club or swinger zone. Right.

right maybe we could have signs swinger zone then we know swinger parking can we get closer parking spots that would be nice it would go handicapped veterans expectant mothers swingers actually we should have more energy right yeah we shouldn't yeah no doubt they put us in the back, not by the lights. So the thing is, okay, a lot of times you're going to have meet and greets are going to take and be at a vanilla bar or vanilla restaurant or vanilla place. Right. That's just parts of it.

Now, obviously, look, if somebody wants to have a meet and greet at Chuck e cheeses i'd probably just say no okay yes definitely i'm going not so much but just because you go to a bar and there's other swingers and you're going to meet with other swingers don't assume that when you walk through the door everybody goes look here comes all the swingers it doesn't work that way it should well okay now wait a minute It shouldn't work that way. It shouldn't work that way.

Okay, so when you're there okay we're going to give you a couple of tips on how not to be outed at a vanilla bar there you go these are things that we have dealt with personally we have seen done and probably done them no some of no we did not know no some of the well maybe some some of them I was going to say, you don't even know what I was referring to I'm thinking back to having gotten a little tipsy at a bar or two Where I knew a bunch of people who were at my high school Oh, yeah, whoops You're kissing a girl out on the patio And it wasn't your wife Weird You're coming back in with remember i was singing with the band so it was a roadie or groupie not a roadie groupie yeah that's the story i'm sticking with okay so right off the bat there's they're really there's the first thing okay people at bars get drunk they get loud they laugh and they have fun they do shots right uh they might even And I'll see you next time.

Okay, people at bars get drunk, they get loud, they laugh, and they have fun. They do shots. They might even touch each other. Just vanilla people. Just like touch, hug, whatever. That is normal. That's called normal bar room activity. They might dance. They could dance. You might even dance with somebody other than your spouse. And that's okay.

yeah you know you can shoot pool with someone that's not your spouse none of these things make you a swinger no none of them will make anybody else think you're a swinger no okay but when you take and it's one thing to take and like you know give somebody a hug when they get there or when they leave right but when people start noticing that a whole bunch of people walking as couples and then a while later those couples are making out with other couples and then they're making out with other couples or or here's here's a give here's a giveaway okay as a general rule depending on the type of bar uh you're not gonna see at most just regular vanilla bars a bunch of chicks making out with other chicks.

You may see a little bit. Look, this is not penthouse forum. Okay, so maybe we hope. You may see a smooch or something, but you're not going to see hardcore Mac system. Okay, so here's the thing.

If you happen to be at one of these bars and all of a sudden you walk in with your spouse you and i walk in together i walk in with my wife miss amanda here we go do do do pair cover oh the band rocks oh and 20 minutes later miss amanda is on a table legs bred with a chick between her legs and another chick just going ah i'm just i'm tongue have you seen that at a vanilla bar have you seen that at a bar i've seen that at a bar oh yes i've seen that at a bar i've seen that at a bar the vanilla bar i saw it was after hours doesn't matter totally different story but but i've not seen you but i've seen i have seen that happen but we have had a vanilla girl that knew we were swingers talk about how she took a girl into the bathroom and ate her out and that girl was vanilla that's true and we did our damnedest to try to include them in all future events just saying no but i the thing is is we we have been at a vanilla bar where i have literally with 40 swingers where we've had people that I graduated from high school with come up and hang out with us and not know that we were swingers.

Right. I mean, I'm pretty sure. But towards the end of that, I might have, I don't know, kind of got weird. The thing is, is think how you act. Look, most of the time, the way you're going to out yourself is by something, doing something stupid, right? I mean, here's the deal. If you're somewhere where you know people and they know that you're married and they don't know that your wife or your significant other is bi and all of a sudden they're making out with another chick, that's probably going to give it away.

If you go somewhere and all of a sudden, you know, uh, you're a guy and that you're dancing with a girl and you just drop down on your knees and just bury your face in her cooter, that's probably going to give it away. That's not normal, like, barroom flirting type activity. Not in the least. No. Okay, so that's number one. Number two is how you dress. Oh, yeah. Okay, so this applies more for, I'm going to go more for the women than it does for the men. Uh-huh. Okay. We all know. Women get way more dolled up than guys. Right. We all know they get more dolled up.

It's kind of hard for a guy to dress provocative, though. Not unless your winner's out in most places. That's against the law. Well, no. At a vanilla bar, you had a girl pin a birthday ribbon to your crotch. Yeah, I did. But, okay, but my crotch wasn't exposed. No. Okay, something like that can be kind of fun.

But, no, what I'm talking about talking about though is just overall how you dress okay because we've known of events right that were at it was a closed private swinger event in the in a closed off back room but you had to walk through a vanilla bar to get there here's the thing yes we all know that there's a lot of styles it's it's summertime it's awesome out so more skins being shown in that rocks but look here's the deal if you look like a stripper in a stripper outfit with stripper shoes and a stripper thong pant on and it's a regular regular vanilla bar, someone's going to assume you're a swinger.

They're going to assume something. They're going to assume. I mean, that's going to give it away. So the thing is, you have to think. It's one thing to dress modern, hip, whatever you want to say, seasonally appropriate. but you can't go on and put on the same outfit that you would go to the hotel takeover on and walk around and then be surprised when people are like, well, what's up with that? Right. We know people that have had the mommy makeover. They've got the big old bazongas, right? And they don't need a bra. It's like flotation devices. Rock on.

And they're wearing a shirt that a slight breeze and all of a sudden we got full exposure going on guess what and they were concerned about being outed really they're kind of doing it to themselves so okay how you dress is going to be a really big part of it here's a big one what you fucking talk about really loud when you're drunk is going to be another one and i'm guilty of this yes you are i like to share when i get drunk yeah you do Thank you.

talk about really loud when you're drunk is going to be another one and i'm guilty of this yes you are i like to share when i get drunk yeah you do i might have wanted to share my phone or let people look at pictures on my phone more than one time and essentially you did dive across the table one time and take my phone away from me i'm like i'll bet you know what we do and you're going no they don't and i'm like i bet they do and you're like no they don't i'm like look at my phone you literally you know you're you're not quite five and she got she got a your co-worker at the time got to see a dick pic she didn't and she did tell other co-workers that i did have a nice dick and i did find out that there was a swinger at my work because of that that's true that's very true okay now that was that was a lucky situation that's kind of like winning the lottery that's like the swinger lottery that doesn't happen most times no but you did at you know what's funny is because you're five foot tall you like like went superwoman because you leapt across like a six foot tall bar table to grab my phone and catch that out of my hand in like a single bound it was really impressive even drunk i was impressed my co-worker was impressed at how fast you dove with the phone it might have given away a hint that we were hiding something i don't know for sure but so okay but we hear it all the time you hear people what happens when you start more you drink, the louder you get.

It's the weirdest damn thing. So pretty soon what starts off is quiet conversation. Sound guy, you'll want to be ready for this part. Quiet conversation. Then at some point in time, as you get about six shots in, you're like, Hey, hey, you know what, you go to that house party? I fucked your wife. Woo! And that's when shit starts to get weird.

And everybody at the bar is going to look over and see that and and they're gonna they're gonna hear it they're gonna hear it they're gonna know the other thing that i can tell you is if you if your little group constantly meets at the same bar we had this right we went to one bar the same band all the time they'll go to the same bar well we could have been groupies we could have been they had groupies they had groupies uh they weren't that near as attractive as the swingers no which is that's good regardless i had groupies and swingers i had swinger groupies if you remember correctly yes i'm not right i don't know who you're referring to Anyways, so the thing is, is that if you go there enough and you go often enough, you know, regulars go to bars.

Hence why it's like cheers. You know, regulars go to bars. So a bar can get known as a swinger bar.

The bar that we went to got known because of the other things, because of people randomly making out with people they didn't walk in with because of loud conversations groping groping because then the band knew and so the band would talk to like the groupies and they're like they're cool you want a party with them well by the way they're swingers you know stuff like that so the bar got known as a swingers bar a little bit so some people got a little hesitant about that that dropped the crowd for the meet and greets quite a bit okay it is what it is but the one thing that we you shouldn't be afraid of though we can't stress this enough you can't be afraid of to go out to dinner with another couple that everybody's going to know you're that you're a swinger right we see that all the time too that's the other it happens here in town oh my god yes oh you want to meet for dinner oh we can't be seen in the in the same place i mean they'll think we're swingers two couples can go have dinner and it's not considered swingers they're friends yeah because if you were just swingers if you had dinner with people i got a whole list of people that i've known through the years we need to go have dinner with i'm just i'm just saying i mean it is what it is you know yes you can go eat swingers eat vanilla people eat and they do it like with others and it's totally acceptable okay so right along with that though what do you do if you run into somebody that you know when you're at said meet and greet?

Since they're afraid of being outed, since our friends in California are afraid of being outed, what do you do? Don't act guilty. Step one, if you act guilty- Are they coming over to the meet and greet or are they staying with the bar? Exactly. Well, that's the thing. Number one, you don't know. You can't make assumptions.

assumptions one of the big things around here and it just drives me fucking insane because for those that don't know we have a huge swinger page in a swinger group that we run people will go on there all the time and they'll be like oh my god you have to get rid of joe bob why because i work with them and i know they're not a swinger you don't know diddly squat exactly or that's my cousin guess what maybe your cousin's a swinger and they're getting a hold of somebody of the page that they're on going oh my god you got to get rid of this person they're my cousin they're no way they're a fucking swinger you don't know no so let it play out a little bit you may be surprised you may drift over to the the meet and greet trust me if they've recognized you and their swingers they're just as fucking nervous as you are at that moment in time so just kind of let it play out if they're just stopping to say hi and talk to you a minute act natural i mean it's kind of like when you're it's like when you're driving down the road and a cop pulls out behind you.

If instantly you go to 10 and 2, you slow down to 5 miles under the speed limit, you ditch your sandwich you're eating under the seat because you want to make sure you're not eating and driving, and you tell the person you're talking to on the phone, I can't even talk hands-free, the cop's going to pass me.

You might get pulled over because you look guilty as fuck so don't just just do your shit just be normal you're oh what are you doing at the bar oh i'm meeting friends because we all know everybody knows how do you know anybody in your life that's a swinger friend of a friend or a friend i met at a bar it is what it is so just be natural it's not a big deal don't look guilty don't look guilty and if you get approached at work because somebody saw you there you can't stutter on your answer okay this is this is i can't stress this pointing out like the one gal that i work with currently and she's like how do how do you know so and so?

And I turn and I looked at him and I'm like... And he goes, oh, well, they're friends of ours. You know, they ride bikes together. I'm like, oh my God, how the hell do you answer that crap? Deer in the headlights. Deer in the headlights. Abort. I'm like, boy, that little kid had to have given it away. Nothing quite like when you've swallowed your tongue and you're turning blue because you'd just rather die. No, here's the thing. We are at the bar having fun. It was a great band. We liked the band. Oh, what band was it? I was drunk.

I mean, you know, the thing is, it's just, you don't go into panic mode. If you go into panic mode, somebody's going to know. Somebody's going to know. Okay. It is what it is. So just kind of watch out for that. All right. So don't panic, especially if you see family too. That's the other big one. Family is a big one. People have run into family. Sometimes that's a really funny thing, but we've heard about it. Yeah. Number one, don't assume that just because they're family, they're not fucking other people and they're not swingers. Okay.

Because we know for a fact we have, we have on our page, we have multiple parent children combination. Now, mind you, we're talking the kid, the kids are in their fifties.

The parents are in their 80s i know kind of weird go get them tiger whatever but we have they know though they know but we have multiple we have multiple siblings we have cousins that are on there again not playing with each other just you know whatever but i mean that are that are swingers so don't assume that everybody in your family is just like you know that they're not that they're not also a swinger because guess what you might be surprised you never know what you know grandma and grandpa are doing behind that closed door okay yeah they told you they used to live on a farm weird enough there's not's not a single family picture of a farm.

Why do you have that whip, Grandma? Just saying. Nothing a little leather won't cover. Really? It could happen. You're going to be a grandma someday, in theory. What are you going to do? Hey, look, here's the deal. At some point in time, we're all going to die, right? And somebody's going to be cleaning out your shit. No.

look here's the deal some point in time we're all gonna die right and somebody's gonna be cleaning out your shit no and here's the deal when the grandkids are over and oh grandma was so sweet and i said remember the cookies she made oh i miss those times oh and they're cleaning stuff out and all of a sudden oh my god they open the door and it's a dildo door and it's full and full and full there's toys popping out all over the place obviously she liked to have fun yeah you know no wonder grandma always had batteries for our christmas toys weird it just it is what it is okay so you never know so don't assume good grief so keep your cool keep your cool just relax chill have fun and if you're drunk don't announce it that's my own personal that's my own personal warning yeah you tend to uh get drunk you know tell people hey i'm a i'm a giver damn it but i like to share i play well with others i share i we share each other we share there you go all right thank you very much sacramento for that question all right so we've got another question but first let's take just a brief moment if we could to thank our sponsors club g where friends and pleasure come together come visit club g the hottest new lifestyle club in des moines over 3 200 square feet huge dance floor private play areas and plenty of places for quiet conversation club g contact them for more information at dsm ls c01 at gmail.com all right we're back so where should we go from here that's kind of hard to beat, that one.

That's kind of, that's okay. Let's go. Let's go out. So, our next question. Our next question comes to us. It's from Sam. Let's use a name. It is from Sam. Sam is in Houston, Texas. Yeehaw. All right. Be nice. I wear cowboy boots. I'm all in. Every day. Every day. I'm a cowboy. I like that Bon Jovi song. I like to sing it. I know you do. Still wears cowboy. Gotcha. Okay. All right. So Sam's question is talked about because now a little backstory here. They're new in the lifestyle, newer in the lifestyle. Okay. Okay. So they're newbies. Is it okay to talk about previous hookups?

It would depend on how exactly or or why or depending on how what what part of it are they wanting to talk about right and are they wanting to talk about the situation and sam didn't tell sam didn't sam didn't fill us in on more i tried to find out more from Sam on what he was meaning by that. So I thought, well, we'll cover kind of the whole thing because look, if you are in a, in a group or everybody's in a group, if you're in a group, if you're not in a group, then it's not swinging, then it's just masturbation.

If you're in a group of any size, okay, you're going to people, do you know so-and-so? Do you know so-and-so? Have you met so-and-so do you know so-and-so have you met so-and-so okay it is 100 okay i believe to acknowledge the existence of someone else or that you know other people that you know them and hey they're a really nice couple or a really nice guy you're very respectful or however you want to put it exactly because that's just like normal again that's kind of like what vanilla people would do yeah because you don't want to go into it blindsided if you don to put it. Exactly.

Because that's just like normal. Again, that's kind of like what vanilla people would do. Yeah, because you don't want to go into it blindsided if you don't have to. Right, exactly. You know, you want to know, yeah, they're nice folks or whatever the case may be. Have you met them? We haven't had a chance to meet them. We've heard they're really cool or whatever the case may be. So that's 100% okay. All right. But there's always a but to everything, especially in the lifestyle. That's great. I've been thinking about that one all week. Okay, so there's always a but in the lifestyle.

Here's the thing. It is okay to acknowledge that you know people. It is not okay to start talking about having hooked up with them. I don't believe. Name dropping. Name dropping. Well, okay. I'm going to take that a step further. If someone goes, well, have you hooked up with them? It's okay to be honest and say, you got a couple of, you can be honest and say yes or no.

people choose to go that route or you can say you know we we don't talk about who we fucked up with okay now they're automatically gonna assume that means you fucked them right it is what it is they can assume whatever they want uh but if if you're gonna go that route then you can't change your story i mean it's kind of like pleading the fifth yeah once you plead it you need to keep pleading it all the way to every couple if you choose to go with the yes or no answer okay don't lie if you have and you're going to say yes or no don't say no nope nope sure haven't because that's going to get back to him and that sounds weird why'd you lie about that but if you're going to take in if you're going to say yes fine say yes it's when it starts going into detail this is swinging is not junior high locker room i mean there are times that it feels like junior high just saying but i mean it but this is not junior high locker room right right i mean here's the deal what you do with swinging does not that everybody that, or everybody else in the lifestyle has an open book to your sexual adventures, unless you have a podcast, at which point in time, then it's a totally different vlog, then it's a totally different, good grief, no, but it doesn't, it doesn't mean that everybody gets an open invitation just to know everything about you okay so one out of respect for yourself because let me tell you what you start telling everybody about uh a full everything you've done sexual adventure wise with every couple in the lifestyle not only is it could it upset or shine a bad light on another couple uh it's gonna make you look like a fucking whore yeah okay i mean it really is because here's the thing you know you hear us talk about all the time we laugh and we we talk about the the concept of sport fucking that's our fun way to call it sport fucking all right swinging the sport fucking is sport fucking.

You start like keeping score. People are instantly going to go, you're a bed notcher. Nobody likes a bed notcher. I mean, that's a lie. People do like bed notchers. Everybody's a bed notcher to a degree, but no one wants to admit it. So you're going to be dubbed as a bed notcher. And then people are going to start going, why are you hooking up with certain people?

Are you hooking up with somebody because you're going to be dubbed as a bed notcher and then people are going to start going why are you hooking up with certain people are you hooking up with somebody because you're really interested in them you're attracted to them they look like fun there's somebody you want to have sex with are you hooking up with them for status and people go well that doesn't help why is there status in the lifestyle well hell yes there's status i mean let's face it we've talked about this there's doctors and lawyers and politicians and anchormen and all kinds of crap there's all kinds of famous important people men and women in the lifestyle right so who doesn't want to i mean you know if you're status fucking, well, who would you rather status fuck?

Would you rather status fuck Joe average dude or dudette or high powered lawyer and lawyerette? That almost sounds like a towelette. Well, I don't know lawyer. I mean, I mean, seriously, who would you rather? And that's what people are going to perceive it as. They're going to take and perceive the fact that you solely are now searching out people Thank you.

other and that's what people are going to perceive it as they're going to take and perceive the fact that you solely are now searching out people that can somehow or another further your standing in the lifestyle and the thing is is that uh that's not what this is about in theory it's not supposed to be i mean i don't know i don't know can you okay so as from a woman's perspective because okay when you're in high school as a guy there's status there's status sex there's status dating well i mean okay it is what it is if if you're a freshman dude and you can date the senior head cheerleader or the senior uh dance team chick yeah you're gonna do that and You're going ooh, ooh, look at me, you know.

Okay, so there's status. Then you go around and tell everybody that you fucked you. Oh, hell yes. Good God. Hell yes, you did. You know what? You almost didn't shower for a week, and we're running around to your buddies in the locker room going, smell my penis, smell my penis. Ew. I mean, because you were, like, so excited. Okay, but that's junior high crap. Okay, so obviously that look tells me that. Well, okay, so when? Smell my cooter? I was in high school or junior high many moons ago. You didn't go say who all you had sex with for status because it made you look like a slut.

And now we know sluts are good, whores are bad, and there's a huge difference. Right? Right. But at that age, no. It's not good. Okay, but was there a... Was there... Okay, we're going to give you some history on you. Oh, geez. Well, you can give history on me, too. I was a speech geek, right? Uh-huh. You were a band geek. Uh-huh. Okay. Were you dating another band geek? No, I was dating a football player. Okay. And how many other band geeks were banging football players? Thank you. Bless you.

Okay okay and that's exactly right okay so so here's the thing uh so so as a when when as a speech geek okay and i went out with a cheerleader exactly you're hoping she went and told everybody. She was a freshman. I was a senior. I was going for easy prey. Anyways. Oh, that's horrible. It is what it is. Okay. So the thing is, though, what you had, it was a status. You had a status thing there. Right?

The problem is that what's starting to happen in the lifestyle lifestyle what does happen when people start to share all their talking about hookups is they're trying to do the exact same thing that's the way it's perceived it's perceived as a status and a status hookup right okay so number one don't do it for that part number two here's the deal you don't have a right if you want to share your sexual adventures rock on that's on you well i think if you're if you're sitting there and you're talking you can talk about the actual situation but just not necessarily say names right exactly you can talk about the situation we talk about all kinds of different situations right but we don't say who you leave the names out protect the innocent the thing is is it's not oh it's okay to talk about situations but when you start talking about specific names you know they might be really really private or they maybe they just they don't want anybody else to know not it's not a bad thing they just don't they're at a different level in the lifestyle that's a violation of trust look if you're all in the same room and it's an orgy setting or a house party and there's multiple people playing and everybody can see it then then that's a different ball game right the other thing is how often have you ever sat and talked about another couple whether it be that they play cards or you're playing cards with them or some you went on a trip with them that it doesn't turn into something negative i mean think about that usually you get it's you're gonna start nitpicking and talking about something negative and then that's going to get around because if you're doing it and the person you're doing it's doing it's like the whisper game eventually it's around.

And you're sitting there talking shit about somebody. And that really wasn't the whole idea of it at all. Just because they weren't your cup of tea doesn't mean there won't be somebody else's. Right. Now, this brings up an awesome point. There's always a safety issue. Okay? This is the extreme. Okay? In life, it's the 10-80-10 rule. Okay? 10% of the people, you always know 10% of the people that are just, should be angels. Just gifts from God. You're going to have 80% of people that are like normal people. And you're going to have 10% of the people that are fucking tools. Right. Okay?

Here's the thing. It's not your, oops, it's not your personal mission. Sorry, sound guy. It's not your personal mission to go out and warn the entire world about every tool out there their reputation will precede themselves okay so don't go in some fucking crusade to go out here and warn every swinger that you you might ever run into oh by the way just so you know bob's a complete pervert and he's gonna slap the crap out you know that trust me that's gonna get around we've heard stories about we've heard stories about it. So've heard stories about it.

So you don't have to take and perpetuate it and do that. And because no one's going to look at you and be like, oh my God, what a social hero. Wow, they really saved us from possibly being in a bad situation. No, they're going to be like, oh, that's crap. Look at them talking shit about people. And then they're going to go hook up with Bob and then they're going to see it themselves. Okay. So don't, don't, there's no moral high ground to start talking about hookups. Plus it just, it just brings everything down.

We had a guy that came up to us and, you know, gave us warning about a single male that forced himself, forced the guy's wife to perform stuff on him without her consent. Yes. But that, but that varies. Yes. That forced the guy's wife to perform stuff on him without her consent. Yes. But that varies. Okay, so that goes to a different level and it was also because of our place in the community because of our page. Because of our page and our warning. We've had people come up and tell us negative things about a couple before. But they didn't know when they did that, we had known them.

We hooked up with them and had nothing but a wonderful time. And I was like, oh, really? And come to find out what it amounts to is it sounds like and it becomes sour grapes. You know, 90% of the time, if somebody's going to bitch about somebody else, that's why. And here's the deal. You know what? As soon as you say, well, this guy was a, he couldn't get it up, or this girl was, I don't know, blender mouth when she gave you a blowjob, whatever the case may be. Okay. It could have just been they were too drunk. It could have been a bad experience.

A lot of times it was, each experience is different when you swing. So you can't overall like lump it all in and it's not your job to protect everybody else people need to experience themselves a little bit i don't know it's in the lifestyle one of the biggest problems is is we all talk about drama right and we all hate drama the d word we hate we like the d word that's dick well you word that's dick, but we hate the D word that's drama. Now, I had one girl that came up to me and said, you know, have you hooked up with this couple? You know, they want to hook up, but we're not sure.

And I said, yeah, they're a great couple. Right, right. And that's acceptable. And then the next week she goes, oh, my God, why didn't you tell me he was like that? And I'm like, you might like that. I don't know what you like and what you don't like. Exactly. I'm not going to share what all he does. Exactly. Or what all they do. Well, and that's just, you hear, you know, people, it's like, well, should you warn a female that he's got a small penis or whatever? No, because what, I don't know what you're into because that's exactly right.

You't know what the hell they're into you know so you can't make that decision you can't make that choice for somebody else right you know they may absolutely love the fact that he's they're gonna secretly slip a finger up your butt i don't know and it is what it is so you just can't yeah taking taking in and uh and uh bad idea. So there you go. Thank you very much from Texas. Okay, so we have time. Do we have time? We have time. Okay, we have time for a quick question. Wow, look at this go. Answer the question.

Okay, so this question kind of ties in a little bit bit with the first one to a degree a little bit different this comes to us from from uh st louis uh yeah st louis there we go and this is from t they wanted to be known as t so it's teabagging uh okay will we be added if we put our profile on a website? Okay. Anytime you put something on the internet, it's there forever. There you go. There's my public service announcement for the day. When you put it on the internet, it's there forever and ever. You can delete it and it's still out there somewhere.

So, can any website social media websites the big giant that we can't say uh can any of the individual pay sites can any place absolutely 110 percent guarantee for sure ever that they won't be hacked no no they're not so so you know Ask Ashley Madison. So the thing is, is that you have to be smart when you what you put on for pictures. OK, or what you put in your profile. But understand this. Look, there is a degree of paranoia about being outed. OK, you can be safe. You can put no headshots on. You can cover everything. Blur shit, Blur backgrounds. Blur tattoos. Holy shit.

It's like trying to look at a picture through fucking TV without cable and looking at porn through squiggly lines. Okay. Hey, you can figure it out. But when you take and when that person texts you and then you sex them later or you send them a picture via text message, guess what? You outed yourself. You you could be outed you could actually go on and meet up with another couple and fuck them as swingers as known swingers as a swinger event and they can still turn around and fucking out you it happens every day the reality of it is this is there 100 sure way to not be outed? Yes, there is.

Are you ready for this? You ready? Mm-hmm. Don't be a fucking swinger. That's the only way to 100% be sure not to be outed. Do you know the 110% perfect fail-proof way to make sure you never get an STD or knock a girl up? Don't have sex. Don't have sex. There's always a chance.

As much as we'd love to sugarcoat it and a lot of a lot of others will we don't sugarcoat shit it is a reality now are there a shit ton of people out there just fucking looking how they can hack swingers no there's not they don't care they really don't look if you're a celebrity swinger and if you're a celebrity swinger please please listen to our podcast and let us know so we can talk about that. But if you're a celebrity,inger, and if you're a celebrity swinger, please, please listen to our podcast and let us know so we can talk about that. But if you're a celebrity, maybe.

But if you're just Joe Average couple, no. It's really not that much of a concern.

And I think that more people spend more time being absolutely paranoid about being outed, and so they make having hookups like 20 times as hard it's like the whole meet and greet thing yeah if you run into them on the same website they're doing it too oh shit they're there for a reason wow they might be swingers too imagine that who'd have thunk it it's you have no more danger of being outed on a on a website here's the deal what if you go to a strip club oh my god you're dirty you're dirty you might run into somebody else you know you might run into one of your if your kids are older like ours are you might run into one of your kids yeah okay here's some money yeah no doubt i mean it is what it is you're for the same reason.

Look, here's the reality of it. Swinging is supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be enjoyable. That's the whole idea of it. Don't overthink it. No. Don't make it harder than it needs to be. Don't panic. Don't sweat the small stuff. But if you're legitimately that concerned, okay, then you probably really need to rethink whether you should be in the lifestyle. Because you're if you're not on some of these websites and whatever, you're not going to meet other people.

I mean, you're just going to hope to randomly go through and have somebody walk up to you and go, you know, your wife's really hot. When you and my wife's really hot, you want to switch? I mean, it's not going to happen. You have to be on these things. It could happen. Well, I was going to say we know somebody that we found out is doing that. No doubt. No doubt. It's like, wow. Like, are you kidding me? Yeah. Yeah. It's not. Let's put it this way. It's not very time sensitive or time effective. So the thing is, just have fun. Just be smart and you should be okay. Logic. See, it's like us.

No one knows we're swingers. How will they ever know? What could possibly go wrong? You know what I should do in saying that? I'm saying that. I always wear sunglasses. It's like I'm in the witness protection program. Here's how unafraid I am. There we go. Okay. There we go. See? I actually do have eyes.

I'm not afraid afraid it's the bright lights i don't like okay so all right guys well there we go uh thank you again for tuning in to the crazy truth hey we want to take a quick second here to thank our sponsors again if you would uh we want to say remember swingtowns.com register today for free join for free that's www.swingtowns.com make sure you let them know that you put in there the crazy you were referred by crazy truth and also a big thank you to the american dream always one hell of a party 7402 f street in omaha Nebraska.

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