Krazy Truth #114 NO KINK SHAMING ALLOWED!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of 743, another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most. I am Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and waiting to bang a 21-year-old, Miss Amanda.
Speaker2: Hey, congratulations for telling time.
Speaker1: Yeah, no shit. That's what I do.
Speaker2: That's the way I roll.
Speaker1: Look, we're already getting comments and stuff.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I took my gum out of my mouth. It's all good. Okay, for those of you who are people who don't know. Well, you don't know. I'm skipping the heads. Fuck, never mind. Thanks for coming, folks. We'll be here next week. See y'all. That was awesome. No, okay. So for those of you who don't know, follow along at home. Break out your calendar, kids. Here we go. This is Season 3, Episode 114. That's right. Check your bingo cards. 114. It's adult content. We gonna talk dirty shit and that's what we do anyways but we want to give we want to talk about or give a shout out to our sponsors because we love them are you having a seizure what in the fuck is going on over there you're just really loud that's the way i do i bellow i have a strong bellowy voice bellow bellow i'm like a fucking moose uh big shout out to our sponsors first and foremost altplayground.net what are you waiting for altplayground.net is you know they just don't do the status quo they're a lot like us look every place can do profile pictures those are fun but you know what's even more fun video profiles that's right and that is an option on alt playground.net you know new modules new communities new forums new conferences launching all the time sign up today alt playground.net when you get there make sure you find us crazy cas We're there. What? Also, don't forget, are you sick of having your butt wet and soppy because your wife or girlfriend squirts like a water hose? Well, you know what? You don't have to do that anymore. That's right. You visit our good friends at nomorewetspot.com, their dry fleece blanket. We'll just suck that right up, and you can sleep in dry comfort after great sex and squirting all over the place uh visit them today dry or nomorewestbot.com wow and also do you want to be swingers that know everybody wants to know what do you know the most newest most current stuff that's being in the know so get in the know today and sign up and subscribe to asnlifestylemagazine.com the most up-to-date articles news and information about the swinging world it's almost like fucking for your brain you want to make sure you're part of today three million swingers can't be wrong and finally uh don't forget our good friends get some other sex toys and stuff that you might need. A good place to go. Why don't you go visit our good friend, Kelsey Levingood, at PureRomance.com, backslash Kelsey, K-E-L-S-E-Y-L-I-V-E-N-G-O-O-D, 287-1189. Get your Pure Romance today from her. There you go. Let's do a show. Or something, something.
Speaker3: Wow. Yeah. Don Pardo, here I am. Anywho. Ew. Ew. Okay, so we're recovering from an awesome night last night. We had the first crazy ladies night out. And I got a new shirt going to be coming out. I got hammered. Yeah, you did. You are correct, but we want to give a shout out in this case to our good friends over at the Rotten Apple Saloon in Nebraska City, Neb City, that put this on, and we teamed up with it, and that was a blast. They opened their heart, and they opened their bar, and they did deliver, we so that was a good that was a good time the girls had a lot of fun you guys all you seem to have we were talking about something and it was sex early on well i don't know if we're talking about sex we're talking about boobs i don't know something and i ended up my shirt went whoop and one girl's like and then it's me at a bar.
Speaker1: But once the drink started to go, then it became much easier.
Speaker3: Not for me.
Speaker2: I have no problem whipping a tit.
Speaker1: One of the perks of being me is I was there for security purposes only.
Speaker3: I like my life. It rocks. I get to just watch. That's all I did.
Speaker4: I kept my hands to myself.
Speaker1: I did. But I certainly did enjoy the show. You were shaking your ass in the distance. Oh, yeah. In a hidden place. Yes. Because I was there. I used to do that when I bounced, though, too. I used to dance all the time when I bounced. I wasn't there. Yeah, well, you didn't come to work with me. No. I'm not with you at your job, so that's why. You could you could be no i think your boyfriend would be pissed as fuck just saying he'd never get a shot to get a piece anyway there's so i'm there 10 hours a day yeah there's plenty of time plenty of time and plenty of rooms what nothing uh so yeah so no but it was a good time and we thank everybody for coming out. The rumor is that supposedly folks want us to do this again and some more. So, I think it's fun for the girls to get together and just... To me, it's like you guys all become like high school girls again. A little bit. In a good way. I don't think we acted even vaguely like high school girls. No, no. I don't mean in a bad way. I mean in a good way. You guys all just laughing and giggling and singing songs And dancing around I think you guys can all cut loose a little bit more And there's no guys there pawing at you I think you just get to be It just seems like everybody was just really relaxed And they just got to be them And no one was pawing at you And you guys were just having fun And that's awesome, that's what it's all about Just totally chill Very true that's what we do chill out chill out shellack lacking uh so and then don't forget you want to get ready because uh when you all hear this now the people listening right now they're hearing it now so they don't apply because you already know but for the rest of you uh it'll be the day before the start of crazy summer nights light so there are still spots make sure that you get a hold of us if you want to go to crazy well crazy summer nights be naked for a weekend it's what we do uh because it's at a nudist campground that's why it works that way uh anyway so closing option yeah so uh yeah so make sure you do that so for those of you that are going well how do some people know and other people don't? If you're just listening, if you haven't got to follow along, we do this in front of our secret street. Oh, good Lord. Our secret, secret Facebook page. Crazy Kazma. Shh. Don't tell the others. Yeah, let us know if you can sign up today. I'm going to step away from the mic for the rest of the night evening. And this is going to take over the show, because... No. Who got fucked up? You got fucked up, and I can't fucking read. That is amazing. Okay, so... It's not a rip. Don't look at me like that. I didn't say anything. I really wasn't even listening. This should not be a surprise to anybody and this and this is why i was reading and i can't i can multitask but i can't like pay attention to what i'm reading and listen to you good huh was it anything good what you're reading was it was anything good it depends because i. Because I don't read. I let you read while I talk, obviously.
Speaker2: It was just talking about...
Speaker1: Have we considered doing rehearsals for these types of things? We really should.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: What's a rehearsal? You think on your feet like none other, and I'm floundering going, what the fuck?
Speaker1: Trust me. In my brain, that's what's happening to me, too. It's a very scary place. Last night, I was told, oh my oh my gosh i just love your facial expressions that's what i'm here for facial expressions that's because everything's everything's they torture you oh that girl in cole's videos yeah look we're just trying to get out and spread as much joy as we can before we're all down with the sickness. So, okay, so let's rip my fucking questions. God damn it. Dumb ass. Cough gags butter. Hold on one second. Keep talking for a second. Did you get sick? No. Did you get the Rona? Not yet. Did you get it? Who were you making out? Nobody. I know I didn't get anything else. That was the only thing I had a chance to get would have been that because I wasn't doing anything else. I was doing what I was supposed to do, which is staying away from the girls. I stayed in one area because it wasn't my party. I sucked an apple. That's all I remember. Well, here's the thing. It wasn't my party. I was there solely to work security. That's why I was there. So I made sure to give space and stay back out of the way for a lot of girls. Yeah, I didn't see you hardly at all. No, yeah. Because I was supposed to be kind of unseen. So I dressed in black, surprised, and hid in the dark corner. But you had black pants on enough to throw you for a loop. Yeah. No one to that. I was all black. Head to toe. At first. Yep. It was fucking sexy and awesome. I like wearing all black. It makes me feel skinny and hot in front of chicks that I can't go talk to because I'm not supposed to be there. It makes me feel skinny. Okay. Oh, yeah. Sweet agua. Okay, so let's do a question or something what the hell let's see what'll happen let's see where this little adventure goes shall we okay yeah do i want to start that one or that one i don't even know what that book okay i got. Okay. All right. So this first letter comes to us from Michelle and Rob in Honolulu. That'd be an island known as Hawaii. I want to go. Yeah. Here's the thing. They sent us a letter, and we love all questions. It did not include, like, tickets. So if you're going to send us questions from faraway destinations feel free to send tickets we would prefer to answer questions live and in person it's what we do no uh okay so uh their question is this they have been in the lifestyle for a while and which is good so they're not they're not new folks in the lifestyle they've been in the lifestyle for a, and they have certain things that they really like to do when they hook up. Okay. They're a little more into some role-playing things when they hook up. Okay. Okay. And they've recently ran into, I've had a couple of couples that were just, everything was fine, and then when they started to the play part part of things and they told them ahead of time they were into it then the couples just totally shunned them and shut them down they were like that was just weird and it threw them for a loop so my first thing was when i was talking with them was trying to trying to find out what there's so many different things with role playing and and i wanted to confirm one that they had talked about this with the couples ahead of time okay to what degree of role playing well and that's just it so they they are a little bit on uh she is a brat so for those of you that don't know so in in the the kink side of things uh scared me there i saw a thing pop up for one mother i'm like what page are we on fuck uh for the kink side for those that aren't familiar the kink side of things there are you know there's obviously there's a lot of different relationships and statuses and way people's play whatever and one of them there's like where one person's a little you know there can be a, which I don't actually know the exact age range of the brats supposed to be. Anyways, the name kind of says, oh, they behave that at certain ages accordingly a little bit. So it's like it's unique.
Speaker3: It's different. It's not good. It's not bad.
Speaker1: It's just different.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So the challenge you have here, and I said, so you had talked about this ahead of time with these couples. Yes, they had ish. There's the first thing. So they had ish, and I'm like, well, let's talk more about ish. What is ish? And they talked a little bit about that they did the role-playing thing and the concept of the brat and like that, but they didn't explain it to the other couples. For people that right now are listening that are a little confused, you have to understand, and we're not kink experts and we don't claim to be, so I tread very lightly in these subjects a little there are a there are a lot of people with different kinks in the community that that they live those kinks 24 7. right you know so when you were saying role play it could go anywhere from they were playing doctor right you know pizza delivery guy right that's where my mind went when you said role play we've been with people where they like to, they talk dirty. Right, exactly. I mean, they talk, you know, they get off on. So to me, that's kind of like a role play. They get off, you know, treating like the, you know, like the guy or the girl's a hooker, you know, type thing. I mean, there's a lot of, here's the thing in the lifestyle, especially when you get on the kink side, there's a lot of different kinks out there okay so their concern was they were like well you know we talked about it and and we all know that there's the concept of you know not no kink shaming and so they they were confused they were confused a how should they deal with it? Because, A, they were upset afterwards, you know, because everything had been going on great, and then all of a sudden this kind of all fell apart. They were confused, they were upset, they were hurt a little bit. And I get all of those emotions. Okay, so you've got to tell me what that says because I can't read that.
Speaker2: That's what I thought, but that's okay.
Speaker1: Brad has nothing to do with age.'s how they it's how they behave towards you or fighting okay going against you telling them to do something okay so see again and this is why again i can't put this out here i would be good for one because i would go no i'm not gonna do that yeah well and again i want to stress right now for everybody that's on the kink side that's gonna to hear this, we're not experts. We don't claim to be experts on the kink side.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: The one thing we do push on, though, is we are big advocates of no kink shaming.
Speaker3: Right. Okay.
Speaker1: Look, it's a basic concept of, you know, you don't, if somebody else is into something, that's what they're into. Rock on. Respect that. It doesn't mean you have to be into it also, but you don't bag on somebody else's what they do. I mean, that's the simplest version of it. There's coolness factor, and that's important. And I can understand why when something like this comes up that it can be very hurtful if somebody is, you know, bagging on somebody's kink is like the equivalent. I mean, that's a mood killer. That's the equivalent of like small dick i mean it can really fuck shit up it can be hurtful on the swinger side and not into kink of that variety which really might end any kink but that's whatever um that should have been explained way more in depth about what's going on.
Speaker2: Because to me, as a swinger, if you were to go, okay, we're going to do role play. I'm like, okay, is it Cowboys and Indians night or what? Oh, wait, that's not politically correct. Let's go with doctor.
Speaker1: Right, right. And right now we're getting some really good comments on the page. Because obviously Don was the one that pointed out that it's not an age thing. Ashley, playful disobedience. Shannon, on the kink side, there has to be a higher level of communication with it. So if you have a higher level of communication, how come you didn't explain to the people, just the swingers? Well, here's the thing I'm going to put out. Because, look, in the world right now, okay, there needs to be a push. And there's groups like ours and some others out there that are trying to do a push to bring both communities, the kink side of everything and the swinger side of things together things together because here's the thing there at one time from my understanding pre-us there was a time where that those two groups did work pretty well or were somewhat could hang together and wouldn't have issues remember i keep saying this all the fucking time it's all one fucking tree Okay, it's one giant fucking tree of life. We just all have different branches. The swingers have a branch. The kinksters have a branch. Nudists have a branch. Voyeurs have a branch. There's just different branches, right? But we're all still part of the same trunk. Anyway, so the thing is, is that... It's like a melting pot. Sort of, but taller. But thing is so you have to we have to we have to be willing to understand and expand our horizons and and we have to be able to understand the other point the other folks point of view if we want to get away from the concept of the kinksters are the meet and beat group and the swingers are the dirty whores that fuck everybody. We have to communicate. Okay. And somebody mentioned it on our page, which is great. A higher level of communication. Look, when you're going to take and involve, whether you're a swinger or a kinkster or a nudist or a voyeur or whatever you are, whatever branch you live on, if you're going to include people from other branches in there, you have the responsibility to fully explain your branch. Okay? There's this huge misconception of, well, if you want to play with us, then you need to understand what we do no you're fucking wrong there is only one way this works if i'm a swinger and i'm going to bring kinksters into my world and that because they're interested they're curious they're new whatever the case may be i'm going to bring them into my world i have the responsibility to explain how we do things how how what our thought process is what are what the process is how there is trust you know between us and between other people coming in that is my responsibility okay it's not it's not and it's my responsibility because then i need i owe the people in bringing in the right and the opportunity to say, ooh, this isn't for us. That's what has to happen. The problem you have is that there's this expectation out there, and it's on all the other branches that, well, you need to just understand what we do and accept it. It doesn't fucking work that way, okay? It's very important to understand, when in Rome, do as the Romans. That's a huge part of this also. So here's the thing, like for our couple in Honolulu. Okay, you're going into, it sounds like from everything I could gather, The couples couples that this happened with where you were going into the swinger world not swinger kink middle ground hybrid shit you were going into the swinger world when in rome do as the romans that means you need to adjust accordingly now if you're a swinger and you're going to go into the kink world you need to adjust accordingly their rules are different are they better are they worse no but it's their rules so if you're a swinger look when you go into the kink community from what i know and correct me if me if I'm wrong, folks that are listening, okay, there's some relationships, some subdom relationships that it's not acceptable for me as a guy in the kink, this is in the kink community, for me as a guy to go up to a female and engage in that conversation about, you know, hitting on her or anything else or engaging that because that's disrespectful to the dom and i'm just using the female in this case you know i'm sure it's the other way too as well if the female is the dom and the the male sub so as a swinger when I'm in their world i need to respect their their rule their customs not like it's a different kind of but i need to play by their rules at that point in time it doesn't matter how we do it in the swinger world this i'm in the kinksters world if i want to play there i need to learn their rules and and do that if i do that I'll see you next time. kinkster's world if i want to play there i need to learn their rules and and do that if i do that and if i actually have to go to somebody else somebody to know it because we've got a lot of friends that are in both that i can say that i can say uh hey i don't know how to do this am i doing this right that's okay they're gonna be happy that you're asking because you're trying to learn right but if i just ignore anything else and go well in the swinger world i can walk up and say hey baby okay and then wonder why people are gonna get pissed i have no right to have to to be upset if somebody gets pissed at me for doing that and and that's the thing so i think the bigger thing when you get into the into the separate branches is that you you can't leave anything to assume assumptions suck don't do that you can't do that and you can't expect you you have to give the other people the right to determine whether or not they're okay with playing by whatever those rules are right so in this case look you need to explain what this whole thing is because two years ago if someone would have been being a brat they just would have been doing it like we're gonna hook up with a couple and somebody's being a brat right and I didn't understand anything and it would have pissed me the fuck off I'd have been like I don't know she's being all bitchy well no she wasn't that was you know what I mean so not quite how it works no but I mean and it's not and please everybody listen not. But it's like, it's a learning thing. We're still learning all the time. So you can't be upset if someone doesn't understand or if initially they're like, how do I want to put it? They're like, and this is either side from either the Kingsters or the swingers. If when someone's introduced to someone new, if they're kind they're kind of like wait a minute what or they're kind of like confused or maybe like i don't want to say shocked but like it takes a minute to process it i'm missing good comments and i apologize for guys on the page that that because i am reading and trying to learn as we go but it it's like you can't you cannot look i have to admit this and this this is gonna sound horrible and this is not king shaming so motherfuckers don't even say that but we have been to some kink events and i'll be honest there are still things that are kink activities that are like they shock the fuck out of me and and what it is is i'm not passing a judgment right wrong or different it's just new to me i haven't seen it before i haven't seen it before and so to be honest with you i really have to work to make sure that i don't you know my initial reaction because i'm kind of a big dumb animal be like oh my god you know but to not i went yeah i mean i mean it's it's a learning curve but it's great oh my god the conversations you get to have after the fact that you're learning when you walk up to someone okay help me to understand people want like when other people want to understand so so that you know i feel bad for you michelle and rob i really do i feel bad that the situation happened okay and and there's a good possibility that the couples that you were playing with could have been overreactive about it that happens we all know that happens but here's an opportunity to learn and grow from this now you've learned the next time when you're going to hook up with somebody new, now you've learned exactly what you need to kind of talk about and how you need to discuss shit way more. and the details that maybe you need to take and include so that you can avoid that from happening again and the other thing you get to learn this is okay so maybe try hook up the other way taking the kink side out and just try it from the swingers world but again be honest and say we've never done it that way boys in it with whatever and ask questions you're great seriously that's that's the most i'm gonna get at you say you're usually usually i mean you've got this look like you're waiting for me to go off on some really stupid tangent which is really funny you're you're like waiting for me to say something dumb no No, I'm not waiting for you to say something dumb. But you're prepared in case it does happen. They just really need to explain themselves, explain their process and what they go through beforehand instead of just talking the shit out of people. Yes. You know, for me, for some guy to be having sex with you and turning to his woman talking dirty and take it and all this shit, that's a big turnoff to me. And I'm just like, are you done yet? Okay, great. Yeah, yeah. Don't say, okay, somebody's saying furries. Furries do not count. I'm going to be honest right off the fucking bat. That is one. Is he just pushing your button because he knows that you dislike furries? Well, that's a one king shame and and I'll fucking shame all day. Two fucking shits. Yeah, I know. But look, it's a learning curve. If we all work together, we can go further in the lifestyle. Yes. Yes. Not really. It's just a matter of talking. I mean, look, again, we do this. It's being able to understand each other's worlds. You know, anytime that we've been around our kink friends, I will draw them with 100 questions. Yeah. Why are you doing this? What do you get out of it? Okay, so now explain the process again. Okay, so what are you getting out of it? Is it the sound? Is it the feel? You know, what is it? Look, and there are going to be some things. The Pussy Dreamcatcher. You know, I'm sorry. I saw that, and it looked like something out of a fucking alien death trap thingy. You know what I mean? But there are obviously people that enjoy it, and then when people can explain it to you, oh, well, it's not that bad. But, I mean, we went to a kink event, and there was a whole room of cages. I don't know if they're officially called cages. I call them cages. But we were walking around.
Speaker2: They were, because one was a giant birdcage-looking thing.
Speaker1: Yeah, so, I mean, of course.
Speaker2: One was a dog cage.
Speaker1: And I can't. My natural instinct is to make some smart-ass comment.
Speaker2: It is for all of us.
Speaker1: No, not quite like I am.
Speaker2: No, you're a little over the top.
Speaker1: No, I'm the one that said, is it a kink? I don't know. is to make some smart ass comment it is for all of us no not quite like i am no you're a little over the top i'm the one that said is it a kink is it a king to to train a person to be in the birdcage and put a blanket over the birdcage and make them fall asleep you'd do it i well i would because that would be awesome but i'm just you know but it's it's a learn it's a learning have to ask questions. Look, but I will say this, kink shaming, here's the best thing. If you don't understand something, don't say anything. Wait until you get to the car, and then when it's just you and your spouse, or you and whoever, and if you want to go, oh, Jesus Christ, what was that? Whatever, but in public you why not ask them why why are you doing that well yeah and and here here's what's really cool okay so things that you learn things that may go that you learn like if you're at a kink event they have things like dungeon masters which are there to help you not break the rules you know and and whatever. And I'm assuming there are also people that are highly knowledgeable that can answer questions. You know, the thing is, watching that, coming from the swinger side of things, it is mesmerizing to watch people seen on the kink side. And because it's such, it's like a mind fuck for me in the learning process and that's not in a bad way in any in any way shape or form but it's like a mind fuck because the first time i think i've had people have to explain it to me a thousand times because i don't understand the concept of you get off without having sex i mean i kept i people i had people had to constantly explain that to me because like i love to be tickled not like tickled but like softly rub tickled i don't get off on it but it'll put me to sleep but i but i love it you hate that right okay so the the thing is it's like and some people look at me go how can you can you enjoy that? Well, I don't know. It feels good. Okay. But if you don't ask the questions, then you're, you're, if you don't ask questions, you have the potential to open your mouth and sound like a huge dumbass. Now, for all of you putting on kink events and you're going to invite swingers for the first time, I am going to tell you this. I've told this story before, and I'm going to tell it again. When you have snacks, okay, when you have snacks, you need to keep the snacks for aftercare in a location away from the peanut gallery that's watching. Okay, because when you have snacks at most conferences or events out on a table and there's not either a tip jar or someone guarding said snacks folks like myself meander up and go oh hey look snacks and so then we go and we start taking cookies because they were good cookies i know what kind of cookies they are they're fucking awesome cookies and i go up and grab two cookies and we're gonna go out to smoke and two of my friends that knew what was going on were like looking at me i'm like why aren't you guys gonna get a cookie and they're like no and i'm like what and as i'm eating the cookie they're like dude those aren't just for anybody those are for fucking aftercare and i'm like well nobody told me that so i said the equivalent was that i went to the blood bank and just went right to the donut and juice table and took a donut and took a glass of juice and didn't donate any blood and they're like yeah i'm like well so please please if you're going to have a kink event and you're going to invite people that don't know please clearly mark which snacks are for snacks and which ones are for for aftercare to keep those of us i didn't know there was a thing of aftercare i thought aftercare was rubbing somebody's ass after it got hit yeah but but here's the thing the cookies are way better i mean i'm just saying they were damn i don't know you ate it well i because i didn't even know i was supposed to share so then when they were doing the sensory thing then i'm like there you got to eat mine well the thing, the thing was is that I thought they were for everybody, so I thought you'd go get your own cookie. I didn't know. So I learned. If you are going to have snacks, have those cookies. They're really good. I believe they're Irene's.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Really good cookies.
Speaker2: You're half.
Speaker1: But, well, I'll be goddamned. Well, hold on one second. That guy isn't even here yet. yet hey don't forget to come get all your cool merch with attitude that's right you want it all one piece of merch with attitude just isn't going to do it you need it all so you need to go to www.crazykazbah k-r-a-z-y-k-a-s-b-h dot com I almost said that wrong dot com get your merch. You know what? If you want a sticker that tells people to fuck off, you can get it on our site. You want a shot glass that tells yourself to fuck off when you're taking a drink? We've got that. Coffee mugs? We've got them. Crazy lady shit? You know what? Crazy ladies don't just collect cats. They also collect dicks and big fuck off. So you can get your shirts there, too. All the things. Shirts, patches, and so much more. Blow Up Dolls coming soon. Custom-made Miss Amanda Vaginas in the works. Visit today, crazycasma.com. By the way, we've got mold people coming over later this week to take care of some shit. Yeah, he just said something that cracked me up. Crazy ladies don't just collect cats. They collect dicks. I'm like, I's gonna be the new shirt that shirt's coming out yeah crazy ladies it's gonna say in the front it's just gonna say crazy ladies and on the back it'll have the logo it's gonna say we don't all just collect cats with the big finger because we all know why who came up with that i just did did. What do you mean who came up Look, we know Everything with a badge Hits the crazy part, but you don't all Like cats. Some of you just like pussy It's different. Don't look At me like that. You know it's true Every dude with a dick Everything with a dick is a dick So, ding You know what I'm saying with that. I think it's funny Whatever. We'll spell cats with a dick is a dick So Yeah you know what I'm saying with that I think it's funny Whatever Are you going to be a cat lady someday You know you're going to be out living by like 80 years So are you going to be a cat lady No you're going to be collecting dicks Yeah Well it isn't going to be with fucking youngins but that's a good point he'll get here once he gets done running errands uh no once once you break him you just got to break him in you did you didn't say the magic word mama says oh jesus i told you you should have got him over and told him how sexy looks'd look sweating Moe in the front yard. That'd be sexy. I'll fucking make him a sandwich. No. Here's a sandwich and a lemonade. Go fuck my wife. Go get him, Junior. Go fuck my wife. Missed a spot. Trim next week. Anyways. Hey, if they do good work, I'm all in. Wow. Well, I'm just, look, here's the deal the deal i am fucking 48 years old almost if we have shit that needs to go up to the attic and he's all young and wants to impress mama you know what fucking take your shirt off and carry that heavy shit upstairs damn okay so let's explain this a little bit more so i was confronted on twitter about okay messaged whatever about hooking up with this one guy. He was into MILFs. Rock on. Wait, you're one of those. I know. And then he's like, well, I'm 21. Fuck me running. And the jokes have started. So, do you have Snapchat? I don't ever give it out, but this is going to be good.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker2: So I give it out. So I get a picture of him.
Speaker3: Hey. Hey.
Speaker2: What's up? The first time I put the ceiling fan, because it was in his picture. And he goes, what? And I'm like, not much.
Speaker3: So then I'm like going, what doing not much okay quickie question mark maybe i'm like go for it so today you know he done i'd say he chickened out but he just never never happened friday right so i'm like well i'll give him another chance fine we'll just try this younger thing and see what happens so de-virginize on that four o'clock no it was three o'clock he's like what you doing i'm like not much and he goes can i come over i don't know can you you didn't spell come right well you spelled it correctly that's the problem so I'm just like I pondered it for quite a while and finally I'm like what the fuck sure okay so then he takes a picture in his car going, well, what's it like? What's what like? So I'm like, question mark. And he's like, so do I come in your house and we have sex and I leave? I said, if you want it that way. I'm not going to say you have to come over and have dinner. I mean on no no no back up i told you i told you we're not feeding them i told you we're not feeding him he's a college kid and he's a hard body and he's yes and it's like the last thing i can afford to do is fucking feed a 21 yearyear-old kid. Anyways.
Speaker2: So then he takes a picture in his car and he goes,
Speaker3: okay.
Speaker2: I'm like, oh my god, please stop. So then I get another one. Well, where do you live?
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: So I tell him.
Speaker3: Well, I have errands to run by 7 30 i'm like let's record our show i'm not waiting on this now no he had the other question he asked you i don't if it was going to be sexual if it was going to be alone and you said sex yes but are we going to be alone and i or is just, how did he word that? Is it just the two of us? And I put, for sex, yes. Hubby is working in his home office. Right, right. Little does he know, hubby's coming up with a honey-do list for fucking the 21-year-old. That's what's happening there all the way across. Yeah, he's kind of ruining that youngin' thing. Here's the thing. I keep telling you, you need to text him because what's going to happen is about 10.30, after you went to bed. I messaged him and said, well, apparently I've got work to do. Yeah, because at 10.30, you're going to be in bed, and all of a sudden, there's going to be a knock on the door, and I'm going to have some dude saying, hey, can Amanda come out and play? I'm going to be like, if you can wake her fucking up you can go fuck her you know stay away from the refrigerator you little shit six foot two he said he's gonna just throw me over his shoulder and whoop me around in bed i'm like one whatever dude you can't even see the thing is is and and i've got boxes that need to go from the basement to the attic i got shit that needs to be moved out of my shed. Look, this motherfucker comes over here and I'll tell him I'll wake you up so you can go freshen up or do whatever and I'll put his ass to fucking work. And I'll be like, look she thinks it's really hot if you're sweaty and glistening. I'll follow him around with a spray bottle squirting him. Oh, that's gross. I'll follow him around with a spray bottle squirting him. She'll like this, trust me. Get that up there. Six foot two, I'm going to sit. There's like light bulbs to be changed. I don't like, I hate heights. I'm not going to be able to lie. You know when you hear about the jocks and the weightlifters and shit and how dumb they are? Yeah. I'll be damned. He's probably right up there. Holy crap. I'm just like, oh my God. Less talking, more fucking. So, you know, maybe next week we'll have an update on how that fucking unfolds. It will. Yeah. It will. There's only so much patience. I guess what I need to do is go, if you want it, you come over right now. Yeah, and there you go. But wait until the show's over. Because, again, I don't want him sitting out there by the refrigerator unguarded. What was it? Was it Wednesday or Thursday? He goes, can I come over for a quickie? No. Yeah. Come on, just a quickie. It won't take very long. No. That's not a selling feature, you fucking moron. He goes, but I really want to. I'm like, use your hand. It'll be fine, and we'll connect in a couple of days he totally went to whiner mode okay mommy mommy can i come bug you mommy it's gonna be fucking awesome yeah so i i'm gonna be like i think i'll stand by the door and be like hey you done yet what wanna watch tv hey dude He dude. He just, yeah, I don't know. All right, gather your shit. Get out the door. There you go. Have a great day. Forget where you came. Perfect. Awesome. Don't tell your friends. Although, if you fuck a couple of them, what would be really good is, you know, when we go to move, then we're going to have like a moving crew., there you go. I mean, help. Do you have some friends? Does anyone have a pickup? I'll pay you back later. Hey, you know what? We'll buy you illegal smokes and beer. Well, he's 21. He's got it. Well, I am, but he probably hangs out with the younger guys, too. I don't fucking know. I don't know. Look, who knows? All that matters is if we can get a bunch of dudes to fucking carry the shit, then Brock,
Speaker1: your kids will even be supportive of that.
Speaker3: Well, yeah, because they won't have to do it. Yeah, that's it, Mom.
Speaker2: Fuck your way to a free moving company. Hey. Hey. What you doing?
Speaker3: I like how every time he texts you, he sends a picture. Okay. He does. And sometimes it's just like from here up and with words across it. And sometimes, okay, so one of them was him in the bathroom because you could see the shower curtain. That was a good one, but he never smiles and he always looks frumpy. Well, he's cute, but he just looks, well, he just looks, he tries to look sad. Well, he's going for the puppy dog thing. So then he goes to take the next picture, and he has a window behind him, so it's bright outside, so his face is blackened out from the silhouette. He's never offered to let you come over to his house. We're pretty sure he lives with his mom and dad. Well, won't your parents be proud to meet your new girlfriend? Really? God.
Speaker1: Because, you know, well, the thing is we figured out that probably there's a good chance you could have about eight years on his mom.
Speaker2: You said that, yeah.
Speaker1: Well, that would be funny as shit.
Speaker2: No, no.
Speaker1: Hey, you know what? His dad would be younger than I am. Right in the range you like to hook up with.
Speaker3: See?
Speaker2: Is your dad available? No shit.
Speaker1: Hey, does your dad work out too? Rock the fuck on, by the way. Thank you. They don't read what it says. That dude hasn't read anything yet in his life. He doesn't even understand the value of reading yet at this point in time. Supposedly he's like some high collegiate dude. I don't know. Well, yes. What did I say? What was the most important thing I said? About what? To see if he had any cheerleader friends because, you know, see, we've been on this thing making jokes because when we were at Victoria's Secrets the other day, I took and I said, when you're like, how does this smell? I'm like, really good. The only thing that smells better is do they have like ode, ode like cheerleader that would be awesome so i've been on this thing and then you're gonna hammer this fucking college kid and so it's like there's a chance maybe he knows some fucking college girls with daddy issues so break out the gray highlights silver fox that shit i'm all over it there's was one time I said, how tall are you?
Speaker2: And he got 6'2". And I'm like, oh, I said, I'm way shorter. Well, how tall are you? 4'11 and a half. Holy shit, you are short.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: Wait, I am?
Speaker3: What? Wait.
Speaker2: I didn't know that.
Speaker1: You know what you should do? Maybe you could tell them you could go out on a date and call like a prom Oh fuck off Enchantment of the seas No Shut up No No no no Have her home by midnight No No If he ever gets the guts It would just be Just What I can picture His him going Can I come over Sure A quickie in the closet and leave. Look, when you come over to our house, we don't make you fuck in the closet. No, but that's what it reminds me of. Fuck in the closet and leave. It's going to be either that or he's going to row you six ways to Tuesday. And you're going to walk out of there fucking in traction. Look, we had one of our admins talk about she's nailing a younger dude and he fucks her silly. Fucks her to the point that she's had to like tap out. 21, he's got cardio. This is true. He could be. You think you're hip sore now. He could hold me up against the wall. Wait, there you go. Thing is, don't tell him it's from the movie roadhouse or he'll never have a fucking clue but you gotta find something you gotta find something a little more up to date for that you know it's just every picture his hair is all messy it's like shading on the sides and it's curly on top it's always messy and he just never smiles and looks sad it's that generation they all feel that way oh they're all like eeyores it's eeyore with stamina hey mom can we fuck hammer it home hammer it home thumper this bitch i gotta go i'm hungry that's what it's gonna that's what it's fucking gonna be be. Oh my god. Just know, look man, he's got two nuts, most I'm assuming, two nuts and a young gun sort of thing, there's a distinct possibility if he blows a load on you, it could actually come out your nose from your cooter, because it will shoot at some like weird jet force. Well now I'm like, what is he, like a virgin or something? Because I don't want to go there.
Speaker3: Why?
Speaker1: That would be even funnier. Are you shitting me? That would be fucking awesome.
Speaker2: He will take you for a Happy Meal. Oh, you can't see it on that one.
Speaker1: Hey, look, you get a kid toy. This is awesome.
Speaker2: Is it a dildo?
Speaker1: Here's what you do. Just set up. We'll borrow one of the kids' gaming systems. You set up it so he can play Xbox. He'll get a boner, and he'll just sit there and ride on him. He'll sit there and play Xbox. Oh, yeah. It's like a life-size dildo.
Speaker2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker1: It's like a sex toy you get to send back to his mom and dad. See, I've been with Younger. Wasn't impressed. Missy said we should have a double date. No dates. We don't want to do dates. Double fuck. Fucks, yes. Dates, no. Oh, God. So what do we do now? You leave i care no you don't you leave that's what feelings walk away yeah have a great day you're gonna have some wonderful career that if you want to buy me shit well in that case why when you come over you need to bring you need to bring over your ID so we can check your age, your bank statements. Oh, shit. No. Look, you want to know what kind of career this kid's going to have? Seriously? Seriously. Do what? What kind of career this kid's going to have? Do I know what kind of career? Oh, you want to know what kind of career he's going to have?
Speaker2: Oh, what kind of career is he going to have?
Speaker1: Someone in an office, and he won't ever like it, but he'll be there a lot.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: I guarantee this dude wears a stocking cap during the fucking... Where's the white one? Oh, the big white dildo.
Speaker2: Oh, I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker1: He wears a stocking cap during the summer, I promise you.
Speaker2: Well, any pictures I've seen, he doesn't have one on his head.
Speaker4: Thank you.
Speaker3: Well, any pictures I've seen, he doesn't have one on his head. Because he's inside. Everybody knows you don't wear a hat inside. Oh, whatever. These kids nowadays don't know shit. Hey, you know what? What?
Speaker1: His mom probably won't let it. He won't quit with that. He just won't quit with the mom comments With the mom jokes Oh my gosh Hey you know what She's going to be about seven years younger than I am Maybe I want to tap that Okay Just saying It's the same age as our youngest And hopefully, and hopefully they're not friends. Oh, I don't know. Hey, I'm going to go with you to your parents' house. Miss Amanda needs a sugar baby. Maybe. I might be able to work that way. Fuck. Possibly. You never know. No, you never know. never know Maybe again I haven't Ventured to the side to ask him what he's majoring in Cause I don't know I'm gonna be a doctor Fuck my life Hey look you know what If he wants to show his love Like say it's still hot i don't want to mow the fucking yard i'm out maybe he wants to be a professional weightlifter there you go maybe wants to be a professional fucking i don't care what he wants to be as long as he wants to work out and do cardio and shit he can be my workout buddy there you go there you go yeah why do we keep doing workouts involve me carrying shit around the house and your your husband just sitting there watching doing nothing because he's letting you fuck me because my husband's smarter than you are that's fucking why because our kids no longer want to do that you know when it's gonna get weird when i take him to my mom's house to help move shit there i'll be like mom the kids couldn't't come, but I brought this guy. Who's this guy? Amanda's boyfriend? That ought to stop that conversation. Quick call on every guy I fuck a boyfriend. Well, I'm going to... What do you want me to say to my mother if I'm using everything? Fuck, buddy. She knows we swing. This is her boy toy. This is her... Look, this is her walking dildo. Oh, my God, I'm offended. He can work for hours. She will hammer him with a list. He will be happy to come back home. He'll be like, please don't ever make me go there again. Please don't ever make me go there again.
Speaker2: We're not going there. That would be awesome.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: Fuck yeah.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: It would be worth the lecture from my mother because she would be lecturing me while she was having him do a bunch of work. That's what's really funny about my mom. Just, just. Nice. We just got your meme. Gif. See, I'm not all hip young now, so gif. I'd like a Pepsi, please. No, you just don't know your technical terms. But the key is I know Eeyore. That's what's most important. You all right there? You know what's good for hiccups? Vodka. Vodka. We had someone on the page tell us that one time the best thing for hiccups was vodka. Well, she was drunk. She was drunk on vodka when she got the hiccups. And got the hiccups. But that was awesome. for her so it's an inside joke yes it works great for hiccups and i haven't got hiccups since i've been dying to get hiccups to try it i'm like fuck i'll give it a shot what the hell do i care that's if it works i'm in i'm all about that shit okay so now we don't even have time for another question 52 minutes no well i had it i had i always have multiple questions i figure people Thank you. We don't even have time for another question. 52 minutes? No. Oh, yeah. I had it. I always have multiple questions. I figure people want to hear about the youngin'. Yeah, no shit. Well, the youngin'. We call him college boy. Call him college, yes. There's one we call Spalding. Because his dick's so fucking big, it's in sporting goods stores everywhere. That motherfucker. Wow. gonna lie Seal killer I'm straight Yeah that's another one Seal killer That dude's dick There are seals that are scared Because they Hear that when it thuds out on the table I guarantee I'm telling you If I had a dick that big God is God is my witness I would sit there all day long Thumping that out on the table just to be able to hear that fucking sound to know that my dick was so big hurt probably but it'd be callous i'd be doing all the time but just know my dick was so big that it made a noise when it hit the table the only way my dick is gonna hit make a noise when it hits the table if i trip into the table and bag myself and the noise we'd be going oh that's not near as impressive as but it's only one nut has half the chance hurting i got a 50 50 shot i'll miss uh but yeah that's just yeah that that it's it's impressive it is we have nicknames we just gotta get going to have all these fucking dudes and just fucking... Do you have a special helmet? Well, you want something that, you know, like you don't want a concussion from this shit. If fucking 21-year-olds, you're going to need a helmet or we're going to have to fucking bubble wrap the wall. And we're going to have to bubble wrap the wall. We could do that. Because the thing is, yeah, we can do that before he comes over. I think we'll have to put bubble wrap and it goes, what kind of a headboard is this bubble wrap? Bubble wrap for my safety. For everybody's protection involved. Yeah. This way, I wouldn't have to hear if the bed's moving. This is the sex bed. I'll know if it's good because I'll hear pop. Oh, it must be good. She's slapping her head on the bubble wrap. We have our bed and we have the sex bed, which is just just a spare bedroom that's where i take my pictures and all kinds of stuff but we can just line that corner that whole corner with pillows and bubble wrap yeah well i mean here's the thing at 21 look he's gonna get all over zealous and excited and so i mean rock on at 21 i could do things i can't do now too but you know so when he's fucking hammering away look you're gonna want some sort of protection it's like a condom for your head i mean because it's not gonna do any good if he fucks you silly that's awesome but if he fucks you it's what the hands on the wall was for until he breaks your you're older if he breaks your. If he breaks your fucking elbows, you don't want to go into traction. Look, I'm not ripping him. I have no problem turning around going, I'm hitting my head. Let's move. Slow. Down. No. Move. Move. You lift weights. You can flip me over. Let's go. Here's the thing. If you say move to him right now, it's going to be an episode of Taxi, as God is my witness. If you say move to him right now, he said, what's up? You said the ceiling fan, and he was confused. So if you say move, he's going to think that means, like, kick it up a notch. I'm telling you what, you want the wall protected, because if he has a monster on the way over here, you're fucked. You need protection. No, what his comment was when I said ceiling fan, and he goes, what about it?
Speaker2: That's what he said.
Speaker1: What about it?
Speaker2: And I'm like, oh, never mind.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker2: I kind of feel old. In the 80s, that was big. What's up?
Speaker3: The ceiling.
Speaker2: Maybe it was just being in high school.
Speaker1: Think about this for a second. 1990 what? 1990 nothing. That he born it would have been Oh fuck off It's not a bad thing 98-99 And you're going to party like it's 1999 Rock the fuck on, go get him Prince You can play that song He won't get it, but you will It'll be just fine all i'm saying is is that he has like young guy strength and shit and so you know you just have to be prepared you know what it's like to brace being fucked by an old guy okay well it's a little bit different you're gonna want a protective like brace to give yourself a little more sturdy traction i'm gonna put like put one of those tub non-slider things on the bed so you don't go shooting through the fucking thing when he gets all fucking.
Speaker2: What kind of sex did you have when you were a 21?
Speaker1: It was with me. You were there.
Speaker2: I was there.
Speaker1: But we were both... Was it good sex?
Speaker2: I don't remember.
Speaker3: Wow. It must have been I don't remember that far back you know why you don't remember that far back do you seriously why because I fucked you sorry your head was hitting the wall and gave you a concussion we didn't have bubble wrap why. See, and I don't want that to happen to you again. Okay.
Speaker1: Okay. With that, before we forget to end the show, we got to get out of here, I think, don't we? What time is it? Yeah, because I said 743. It's 840.
Speaker2: Jesus Christ. Well, kick it in the ass.
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