Send us Fan MailThis week we talk about the topic that strikes fear in many swingers, being outed. First we talk to a couple that accidentally outed another swinger lifestyle couple. Oh what a difference 24 hours make, going from an awesome couples swap to being hated in their group. The second question deals with a couple that got outed by someone. Again, nothing changes a relationship like being outed!. Listen in as we help talk about kink, 3 sums, full swaps ,soft swaps and more! Check out all our shows at www.buzzsprout.com/181336 Visit our sponsors at: http://www.altplayground.net http://www.nomorewetspot.com http://www.asnlifestylemagazine.comVisit us at : http://www.krazykasbh.comYouTube : http://www.youtube.com/KasbhSend us emails at [email protected]: @TruthKrazyInstagram http://www.instagram.com/Krazy_Kasbh/Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, tits of hanging out, but in a warm sort of way, Miss Amanda. Hey, that's because I was Cole. And we are here to rock you. Uh, listen to some of them. Well, it could be. Fuck shit, son of a bitch. Damn it! Cocks suck. I just like to cuss as much as possible. Get it out of the way early. Are you done? No, this is going to be a great fucking show. I can tell. I've had a near-death experience today. I've learned things like people in Turkey call coming fucking, what are they called? Speaker2: Draining. Speaker1: Draining, like a pussy sore. I mean, you know, what more can we do? Speaker3: And a guy said, he will come for me. Speaker1: Yeah, and a guy said, he will come for you. He will win this cock. He will win this fuck fest for you my lady uh yeah what could possibly fucking go wrong today uh but real quick before we go too far along i'm loud as shit i'm strong my voice carries it is manly voice day uh okay so first of all let's talk about what show it is. It's Crazy Truth. We knew that part. Are you sure? Shut up, bitch. Shut up, bitch. Shut up. I'm under a lot of pressure. It's Crazy Truth, season three, episode 113. That's why I'm all fucked up. It's an unlucky number. Cocksuckers. 113. On the 13th. On the 13th. Yeah, we recorded a different day. On the 13th, episode 113. Sweet mother of Christ, something crazy is going to happen. You're supposed to pay attention to synchronicities today. Yeah, I synchronized my fucking, both my shoulders hurt from hitting the floor. Uh, anywho, so, you know, there's all this cool shit. I don't even know what that sound was. I don't'm being tagged by Muppets under the table. You would think we've been drinking all day. Well, maybe some of us have. I had a lot of business meetings. I'm not home. If you call licking toads fucking drinking, I just randomly caught frogs out of the side. I was like, I don't know what this will do. Anyways, no, I'm kidding. I didn't do that. I did with dogs. Anyways, what? No. So let's, we probably want to get the sponsors while we still have them. Just saying. First and foremost, altplayground.net. What in the fuck are you waiting for? Since the big launch, June 1st, the national rollout, record numbers of new people are jumping on the site. Everyone is eager to connect and share both stories, communication, and private parts, quite possibly. Anywho, altplayground.net, they did it right. They focused on every aspect of the sex positive thing. Don't wait. Quit delaying. Sign up today. Just say it. Then find us on there because we're on there we've got a community on there also don't forget uh in your joy of why you listen to the show and you're fucking when you listen to the show and someone's about to fucking discharge or you create a wet spot don't forget to visit our friends at nomorewetspot.com get the blanket uh with the cool dry fleece technology that makes so that nobody has to sleep in the wet spot anymore, even the dog. Visit them today at nomorewetspot.com. Also, if you want to be in the know, in the know ho, ho ho ho, you want to be in the know, you want to make sure that you subscribe to ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Look, that's where all the smart swingers are at. Three million people can't be wrong. You want to know the latest, greatest, the interviews, the up-to-date this-thans, and if-ands, buts, tits, and nuts that's going on in the lifestyle. asnlifestylemagazine.com. I've got to make sure Ramos hears that in my lifetime. And finally, hey, do you need some sex toys? Everybody needs sex toys and lube. Don't forget to visit our good friend KelseyLivingGood at PureRomance.com backslash KelseyLivingGood2871189. Get your sex toys from her today, and then take pictures of using them and send them to us. Just saying. She didn't ask me to put that part in my use. I add lube to that part. Okay. So, and if you're anywhere in the area, whatever This coming weekend When you all hear this show live On Thursday which will be on Anniversary Which we'll talk about in just a minute When you hear this show this weekend We're going to have a crazy ladies night at the bar It's ladies only So get a hold of us We'll get you that information And once I'd just like to put it out there because I fucking can. We're the original of things. We don't imitate. We lead the way, and everybody else just follows us. Wait, what? Did I say that? You did. Was there a hint of bitchiness there? Nah. Okay, good. I'll try harder next time. I'll make sure the bitchiness shows up. Anyway, I don't know. I'm just fucking around. Anyways, yes, when this show comes out, for those of you who give two fucks, which is primarily, I do, definitely, and hopefully she does too, it comes out on Thursday, which is July 16th, for those watching our YouTube channel, you'll see it tattooed on my arm, so I don't forget it, this will be our 26th wedding anniversary, 26 years of blissful love. Oh. It seems like only yesterday. It's only just begun. Anyways, we've known each other for 28 years, so we've been fucking for 28 and committed for 26. So that tells you the sex was good, because we fucked for two years and went, yeah, you know what, we'll stick with each other. Hey, you're the one that came back i didn't you have a magic box i'm telling you here's what's funny she is short i cracked the joke she's magically delicious uh and she is a leprechaun and and i can attest to the fact that that was a magic box and there was a wonderful sweet surprise in there. I got my pot of gold. Oh my god. Anywho, yeah, and if you're wondering, she does paint her click green and run around the house. No, she doesn't. Make that up. What do I paint it green with? I don't know. You're a leprechaun. What, you rubbed clovers on it? Purple hearts? Green horn shoes? I'm not a... Blue horse? What? Leprechaun. uh, yeah, yeah, I don't know, so get ready, uh, all you guys, you'll be pissed off when you read, every guy usually gets pissed when they read my, I, I've been working on my anniversary post, oh, you have, all right, fuck, yeah, you can write for frickin' Hallmark, yeah, if you, trust me, right now, everybody listening to my show goes, what, they have a dirty section of cards, I've never seen greeting cards with fuck every other word in them. No. You write it all sentiment and ooey-gooey and dripping with cum. That's how we get laid. Just saying. One time I wrote this real long web and planning it for like two weeks. And you didn't even really. That was nice. No, I did more than, oh than oh yeah yep I'm that much of a douche but the video I made last year for our anniversary you weren't expecting that no that actually yeah hey thanks for sharing that with all 60,000 people listen to us I appreciate that uh yes it was more cute when we were taking pictures of us both teary-eyed sending it to each other after I got to work yeah. So this year we're just gonna... And then we're laughed about it. This year we're just gonna slap each other. Yeah, no shit. The joy of where we've come from here... It's not a momentous one. No shit. It's like, there's no good gifts. You know, it's not like rubies or diamonds or it's like, you know, it's like I have no idea. It's like the do laundry anniversary. It's the same day day it's not even like a really fancy restaurant type thing it's not like expensive steakhouse it's like you know Village Inn it's the Village Inn anniversary like Village Inn is there any place to go yeah under quarantine so I told him we could have a candle at dinner we can clear out this room oh Jesus spread a candle in the middle of the table have a steak dinner we should have got that giant fucking cock and we can use it as a candle i don't know why we didn't think to have that for don't worry we've got a big cock to share with everybody thank you thank you very much all right ladies how many are you excited now to meet me now you know why she's stuck with me for 28 fucking years you know what this microphone wait microphone. Wait. Put them both together. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. No, I'm just kidding. I wish. What the hell are you doing? Comparing my dick to a microphone that's not even true, just hoping chicks will want to have sex with me. Oh, Jesus. I'm kidding. Okay, we got to get on with the fucking show. I didn't write what time we started. We have a clock, and I didn't write down what time we started. Are you fucking kidding me? You've been going about ten minutes. Eight, actually. Eight, so we started. That would be at 7.42. Two. What does yellow mean? Slow down. What does... Oh, don't. Shh. Okay. For those of you listening, and you've stuck with us this long, there's a show coming. I'll have fun with it. It's going to, what's Puss going to do again? Drain. Drain. We've got a show draining for you. Anyways, for those of you that don't know, we are doing this in front of our live, kick-ass super secret uh facebook page crazy casbah shh don't tell the others but if you want to join we'll sign you up so uh we'll get ready to go i wonder right now if anybody now listens to it enough when i do that day i'll go like with me i don't know i'm going shh don't tell the others that'd be kind of cool that's where you should get your lighters out like in a rock concert can you tell he's a Leo? I'm on crack okay so the questions are not and if you don't know you need to look up what a personality of a Leo is and you'd understand it's big and bold just like my dick I wish I could central, I just, I, you know, there's just a big part of me that, like, if I, you know, the whole genie and three wishes things, you know, it's like, really, I just want like a 12 inch cock for like a day, I don't want it all the time, because I don't want it to carry around, I don't want it to have back problems, I don't want to be lightheaded all the time when I, every time it gets a little bit bonerized, no,ized no no but just for a day so i can walk around and just slap that fucker out all over the place and scare people so it just goes that i want to hear that sound one time in my life but being for my dick not me like drunk running into a wall but slapping my dick out on the table and then i'll put it away and go go and all the baby seals will cry okay we gotta do a fucking show you're babbling non-stop i can't really get a word in edgewise because of myself anyways here's what's funny our questions tonight are not they're not funny well maybe you should have chosen some no no no they'll be funny because I'm in that kind of mood. Oh, boy. But they're not funny. They're serious questions. And as we remind all of our people listening to them, what do we say, kids? Everything's funny if you try. So don't take it too serious. Do we say that? Yeah, we do. Okay. I do what I'm dealing with questions. So are you ready? I don't know because you're one heck of Pippin tonight. Let's get ready to rumble. I'm trying to get sudsy. That's what I'm trying to do. I was going to say, isn't that like trademark? It would be, but I didn't finish the word. So I just rumble. Let's see. It could have went any way. It could have been fumble. It could have been, you know. You already said the R part. Well, I mean, still, it could have been like... Rubble skillset. I mean, who knows?
Speaker2:
That would be Disney.
Speaker1:
Oh, yeah. If I'm going to get sued, I want to get sued by a big boy. I'll be in a Mickey Mouse costume right around to work off of Dad.
Speaker4:
Oh!
Speaker1:
Okay.
Speaker2:
See what happens when I have too much testosterone, too much spoon in my one night. You're your mommy. Oh, hello. Let's go find your mom. Fuck, she's hot. Look, I don't know how many times we're going to tell you, Goofy, keep your dick in your pants. Anyways. Are you done? I want to see the palace. Don't get to get Space Mountain. Anyways, okay, so this is what. It's just like living with a 13-year-old. This is what happens when you only have one nut. Lack of, Angela. When you just... Rum or lack of. When you just have one nut, it just fills up with so much... I got the rum. So much cum, it's drifted. I got swimmers in my brain. Okay, so let's go to the question, shall we? Is anybody saying anything to know about? I don't know how sweet you guys are outside the neighborhood.
Speaker1:
Awesome.
Speaker2:
Okay, here we go. And we're ready.
Speaker1:
So the first question comes to us from Jackson and Linda. They're from Manhattan, New York.
Speaker2:
Okay? So we're going to the big time here. We're in the Big Apple. Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
Take a bite of the Big Apple, baby.
Speaker2:
Okay, this is not a funny question. Give me one second. Why don't you say something for a second? Why? Because now you apple, baby. Okay, this is not a funny question. Give me one second. Why don't you say something for a second? Why? Because now you have me laughing. Okay, okay.
Speaker1:
Here's the question. So, we accidentally screwed up. You know, it's a winning email when it starts like that. We accidentally screwed up, and we accidentally outed someone. Now what do we do? So when I saw this, at the time I wasn't giggling, at the time when we first got this, I reached out to him to find out. Because my first thing that comes with this is, did you legitimately out someone, or do you just think you outed someone okay so i got a hold of them and no they fucking outed someone they what here's what ended up happening so they were they have been in lifestyle about 10 months now and uh they had been talking with a couple online and chitty chat, whatever. And they finally kind of got free a little bit, finally.
Speaker2:
Went to an activity, right? Had a great time. Hooked up with a couple. Okay. Awesome. Sweet. There's no problem there. Nope. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Right. That was a Friday night. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. on saturday night they went out and they were he they had a work function a work dinner that he had to go it was some clients and people that he had to go with his work in the course of the conversation they said they were going to be joined by another couple and the other couple was the couple from the night before it was a fluke so basically clients didn't realize they were going to be future clients were clients so they're all at a work thing too much liquor later uh yeah there was a slippage and no one ever told me if it was Jackson or Linda that did the slippage uh but about what a great time they had the night before with the other couple when they were talking and so the third couple that was not part of anything was like well what what and somebody got loose lips and so well we were at this party and the other couple was just petrified because they're starting to talk about a party.
Speaker1:
They didn't realize that a lot of people in town knew that if you went to a certain place, what that type of party was.
Speaker2:
So it'd be the equivalent of somebody walking around going, well, we were at a Crazy Casbah event,
Speaker1:
not knowing that a whole bunch of people know that Crazy Casbah is a swimmer. Okay. And so now you have the couple they played with right the couple that's outing people and the other couple that's like the work couple and the most uneducated of the group was the swinger couple because they didn't the the one that did the outing they didn't realize that they didn't realize that things got out of control and that if they said the name of where this party was that other people that weren't swingers would go well why would you go into a swinger event so needless to say uh the other couple the other work couple that wasn't involved with on the friday night said well that's a isn't that like a sex thing and needless to say apparently from what i could gather in talking to them nobody was ever able to cover their tracks real well like if that happened to you and i i can make something up pretty fucking fast you're good on your feet you know i was a salesman i can be like oh yeah it was and that's as soon as we realized where that was we left you you know, heck, yick, you know, or something. But no one covered up real well. So that was on a Saturday night. On the following Wednesday, the following Wednesday, Jackson and Linda got a very pissed off email from the people they had played with because he lost his fucking job because it went against the morality of their company. Oh boy. Honey, you done screwed up. You done screwed up. Okay, well they didn't meet, they didn't, okay, so we got a question from the Swinger. Why would you invite a swinger couple to work thing it was a fluke they did not know they did not know the other swinger couple was a work thing it was so wait a minute so so jackson and linda linda were going to their work function and somebody else like a future client right brought some brought this couple in because this other couple having to work for that company so the oh so his employees we brought some right employee and his spouse right and that's when the opportunity so it was a complete what happened was all of a sudden oh shit yeah okay and and the thing. Okay, number one, obviously, and the big thing, Jackson, they were like, we, you know, they acknowledged that they completely fucked up, that they, there was too much booze, and loose lips, and they didn't, and more importantly than that, well, I mean, that's huge part, but an an understanding of being relatively new you need to have somewhat of a fucking clue they were they were newbies that they didn't know how to control themselves and they didn't they didn't realize that you can't it'd be like if you're a fan of music and saying you know uh heebie-jeebies everybody knows heebie-jeebies in new york you know what i mean i mean that was like a punk you know they didn't understand or like it'd be like saying what's a better example i don't know if you said wimbledon and you didn't you were the only person didn't know that everybody else in the world knew that was a tennis tournament you know you were trying to hide the fact that these people like to play tennis what do you want me to do i don't fucking know man i know i get what you're saying i'm just trying to the thing is the thing is is what sucks is and it sucks for them because they didn't know i mean they didn't, folks, when you're new in lifestyle, no matter how long you're in lifestyle, look, where you go with lifestyle things, if it is a lifestyle party, if you come to crazy winter nights in Omaha and you come to the crazy winter night events, and the next weekend you run into somebody from work or something like that that was also at crazy winter nights, you know what were don't bring up the conversation of crazy winter nights act like you didn't know them or whatever you don't know who else is going to know that tell me in the course of a night that one of the spouse like the female could have gone you know i really need to reuse the restroom can you show me where it's at and the other spouse go and then they go into the bathroom go oh my god you can't say anything yeah shut your fucking mouth and keep your fucking hands on my leg no i well but here's the problem the other thing i don't know i don't know how new the other couple was also but the problem you have it and this happens a lot of times to people people freeze the fuck up yeah all of a sudden it's like oh holy shit look we hear all the time people that are terrified that if they go to dinner with another couple just randomly people are gonna go they must be swingers that's not how that works usually the way you get out it is when you out yourself but i mean it's like come on no you can easily go oh well i they were at a bar and we just happened to be playing fool and kicked it off. Anything, something, any, well, here's part of it. If you're in that type of situation, control your booze. Yeah. That is, like, the ultimate red flag to go, I think I'll have water. I'd like a soda, please. Go up to the bar and ask for a Coke. If you, like, I drink Roman Cokes. No one has to know. They shouldn't be sampling your drinks there's a virus going on okay i mean so the the thing is is but yes number one don't panic number two look you know you see they look familiar whatever but but there's plenty of ways to avoid that you're supposed to be talking about work stuff how that drifts to that point i don't even know okay to me that's nervousness and we've talked about this before when people are nervous they babble don't you fucking look at me like that god damn it anyways jabber they i can stay in a room of silence with people i don't know and it's's all good. I don't... Well, the thing is, it's like... But here's the rest of their problem now, okay? So, now they want to know what to do, because here's the next part of this. That couple that got out, that's a little pissed off right now.
Speaker3:
Well, yeah.
Speaker1:
Because they just lost their fucking job.
Speaker2:
Efforts?
Speaker1:
In a virus situation, everything else. Yes. Guess what else they've done what they've shared it with a club or the group or club that they were with out there so now they're getting the the bar where the establishment the the swingers club has something him saying you're not welcome and they're getting defriended left and right and and now so their whole thing is i mean literally when i talked to them uh she was almost in tears you could tell talking on the phone with her she was almost in tears because they fucked up they know they fucked up but now they don't know how to make it right. How do you fix it? And... Sadly enough, we've known... Well, we don't know them. But we've met a couple who we've heard this happen to. And they got blacklisted. Yeah. Look, here's the reality. When you out somebody, whether it is on purpose or by accident, the only thing that's going to save face is time, really. And even then, look, there are certain businesses, okay, in a state that is close to ours. you know it's two states that that it's close to ours uh you know it's two states of ours that our company will never use because they have outed people in the lifestyle uh as a party planner you have to protect it and Angela's saying a great point you really can't fix it you. Whether it was on purpose or a simple mistake, that is like, that is one of, there's very few cardinal sins in the lifestyle. And when I say cardinal sins, I'm talking like the mother of all fucking sins in the lifestyle. Probably there's lack of consent right there is purposely starting drama and outing someone and outing someone is probably probably should be number one outing someone even shit in this lifestyle even the perception of outing someone if someone thinks you might have outed them can get you blackballed for forever i'm not saying that every area in the country is that way but here we've seen it where it's a smaller group of people well and i what i thought was interesting about this is we're talking about manhattan new york city that's huge the big apple if you can make it there you can make it anywhere mc jagger told us that frank sinatra told us that right and they managed to fuck it up and the thing is is that look it's big enough that you'll have enough new people coming in that aren't going to know you or what you y'all did but i can tell you this you better be on best your best behavior and and here's the thing because it will travel from other clubs too it it will it will have have news will travel and it will travel fast and you have to be you you have to be you have to learn from it you have to learn from it word of mouth is fire yeah and here's the deal you better plan on not being seen a lot of swinger things for a while for a while you know and now here's the thing i think that you whether or not this will help you or not who fucking knows okay who knows but you need to absolutely apologize to the couple that you fucking outed well i hope they've already done that by now you should be begging forgiveness i think you should in my opinion you should also probably be taking and sending something to the club itself explaining what happened and you know and if you're on a facebook group i i i guess to me owning it admitting you fucked up goes a long ways to stop rumors about what happened you know it's not going to change anything but it is it is what it is at this point in time what do you got going on you're reading deeply look deep into my eyes well of course I'm reading deeply Because you have you know
Speaker3:
The two times they've been kind of outed It wasn't the extreme of getting fired It's definitely going to be a hard fix
Speaker1:
Yeah well because here's the thing For us
Speaker3:
I have to expand it
Speaker1:
For us here's the reality of it You know we're in a unique situation We're outed We outed ourselves We chose this
Speaker3:
Yeah but you know here's the thing
Speaker1:
Thank you. us here's the reality of it you know we're a unique situation we're outed we outed ourself we chose this yeah but you know here's the thing my employer is kind of blind isn't okay it's the fucking car business okay no the car business okay there's a lot of people that cheat on their spouses gambling addicts drug addicts alcoholics you name it i spent 17 years in the car business can you tell it's a little cleaner now um but you still have those that cheat on their spouses is it but the hr gal believes that people don't have dirty pictures on their phone the hr gal fucked a guy at a christmas when she was married 25 years ago, and I know about it. I know. Yeah. I know. Yes. There's just a degree of fucking... Look, all I can tell you is this. You know, this is one of those questions that we don't have this great answer for, like the fix-all. The thing is, learn from it. You gotta fucking learn from this, because I... Look, honestly Honestly You're damn lucky The dude didn't show up Because if it had been me And I didn't want to be outed I mean if we weren't Doing what we did I'd have met up with you again What did you I'd have punched you In the fucking face I'd have fucking jacked your ass What did you do At a wedding consultation And they went And at first they're like what you went then they went rock on uh well i had a couple something and it slipped yeah they they said something i said something about how to how to do uh there's nothing more fun than going to go party with other people after after doing a wedding and uh yeah a consultation and they were like wait a minute that means you're uh y'all fucking cool you're hired and hired me on the spot I don't know. doing a wedding and uh yeah a consultation and they were like wait a minute that means you're uh y'all fucking cool you're hired and hired me on the spot now i've also had people come in when i was in the car business how about the branding one oh fuck i also had people come in on when i was in the car business and i was a finance manager and they wreck cam on afs and was, our shit was recorded. Yeah. This was before we were outed and out, and ourselves. And these people were like, we know you. We watch you every night. You rock. Your wife's so fine. I'm like, camera. And I had to take them outside my office so I could send an autograph because they watch this fuck every night when we can. And then they're like, oh shit, sorry, you know. When I was like, oh, fuck, man. Not everybody knows there's cameras even though you do announce it. But now, you know, it's not a big deal. But look, we don't have a good answer for you. I don't announce my work. Only certain people. Maybe I'll get a raise. They fucked the right version. More ways than what? The thing is, is there isn't a good answer for this one. There just isn't. It's just a matter of you just having a good answer.
Speaker3:
It'll take time.
Speaker1:
Are we in halftime?
Speaker3:
Um, actually 29 minutes, so pretty damn close.
Speaker1:
So, sorry, all you do is hold on to your ass.
Speaker2:
Time.
Speaker1:
I was going to give it time, because not that you might you may never escape this motherfucker just so you know you may never escape it just be glad you didn't get your fucking punch because I would punch you if I lost a job I would want right from my job to your house and kicked your ass back then now I'd be like oh fucking want to join the show uh no hold on. We've got to take a quick break here. Hold on one minute. We'll be right back. Do you want some of the most badass merch in America? Do you? Do you? Of course you fucking do. Are you ready to tell the rest of the world how you feel? Fuck you. If it ain't fun, it ain't worth doing it. Well, here's your chance. Go to www.crazykazba.com Get your merch today. Now, look, here's the deal. Maybe you don't want something that says Crazy Casba. You just want the finger. We've got just the finger. Shirts, stickers, shot glasses, mugs, you name it, we got it. Go today to crazycasba.com. Get signed up. Get your merch. Let your attitude fly. All right, we're back. What are you doing? i'm trying to read this one went to a wedding consultation for a wedding and they said are you part of crazy casbah and they said we are and they go we are too oh i have a feeling we know who that is it's probably the wedding you're doing that probably look man it was look just somebody's listening right now if you're getting married in 2022 and you want a free wedding ceremony uh shoot me an email because if you do it at crazy winter nights i'll perform the ceremony free because there's nothing that we like to do more than go do a wedding and then hook up with people just saying just don't know it's fucking okay shall we move along wait are you ready you ready? Are you ready? It was long. I was reading. Yeah. Thank you. Can we just start doing drugs in here? What? Can we just start doing drugs? Can just one show, can we just go, like, get a sampler platter from, like, a drug deal? I don't know if they make those. You know, it's got some, like, mozzarella steaks. You know, just have a sampler platter. Oh, mozzarella steaks, I'll do. Well, no, if it would be from a drug... Not from Applebee's, but just, you know. No, if you want to do that kind of thing... The thing is, I can't afford $100. Me and your employer, I won't do it. Here's the problem. I would do it, but I don't have a hundy. I don't have $100 bills anymore to be able to do it, so.
Speaker3:
They don't do anything. Well, they probably.
Speaker1:
Nobody looks cool using notebook paper to snore coke. Just saying. And there goes another sponsor. What's that sound? Clink, sponsors.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
I've never done it.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
I have no desire.
Speaker1:
Neither have I. I've only seen it in movies. Okay, so let's move along, shall we?
Speaker3:
You've seen the order of Treby pass around.
Speaker1:
Yes, I have, actually.
Speaker3:
In fact, that was the weekend we met.
Speaker1:
Yes, it was. And I'll tell you what. I was 19 years old, and I got a date with the 28-year-old Domino's pizza delivery chick. And I thought I was the fucking shit. I was like, oh, yeah. And so she took me to a party. And this party we went to, the weirdest fucking thing, this party was in a part of town where I was in college. And it was Where the college kids Went to party And I'm partying It was by this Hardcore club And the bands And shit out there They had shootings All the time And shit It was whatever They had strippers During the day It was awesome Anyway So we go to this Fucking party The band Is in their tour bus Parked in the driveway Shooting heroin We walk in and there's all these empty kegs right and pay our five bucks empty kegs everywhere and it's like where's the fucking beer and they're like it's in the fridge they had emptied all the kegs and had all these milk gallon jugs filled with beer and of course I'm 19 and I'm fucking clueless as fuck so I didn't think think a damn thing about it. Well, yeah, it all had acid in it. So all the beer was laced with acid. So I'm drinking beer, and I'm starting to see shit. They're passing around, like, bowls that had fucking white crosses that had speed in. Passing around, I'm like, yeah, okay, whatever. I'm sitting there with a dude who was, like, 60 years old, shooting quarters with him. The best quarter player I've ever seen in my life. He taught me the Colonel Clink where you put the quarter in your eyepiece and then bounce it. I mean, and all night long, I'm just getting fucking, I'm getting stupid six ways to Tuesday. I mean, I have no fucking clue. I haven't seen the bitch since we get there, right? So I'm trying to find where this chick is because I want pussy. I'm thinking I'm going to get pussy. So somebody's like, yeah, dude, she's in the, you know, I still have, like, short hair. I was all, like, clean cut. I was like, yeah, dude, she's in there. No, you had long hair. If you met me the next day, you sure did. Well, it was pseudo long. I wasn't their level of there yet I was getting there I had like permed long hair still so they're like I think she's in the fucking bedroom dude I'm like so I go in there and I mean I'm seeing fucking dragons coming out of the wall I'm seeing there's people doing shit I'm just like fucking I'm it was awesome anyways I walk in there and she's sitting there with this dude she's like hey I know you I'm like hey you're supposed to be fucking me and uh she goes sit Yes's like, hey, I know you. I'm like, hey, you're supposed to be fucking me. And she goes, sit down. Sitting there. And she moves a book and had a pile, and I mean a mountain of coke. Like a big mountain of coke. Like you would play in it. Like, hey, king of the mountain of cocaine. And she starts cutting this fucking shit up. Why wouldn't she play in it like hey king of the mountain of cocaine and she starts cutting this shit up and she's she is big six ways to tuesday too and she's like look what she's like look man if you want to fuck me you know have you ever done a good course no she goes if you want to fuck me you know you got to do a line what a bitch and i'm and she's making, we're about talking about a line that's like a fatty, like a pen size, and about that long, like an ink pen size, and I'm going, all of a sudden, for some reason, my morals and values kicked in out of the fucking blue.
Speaker2:
I'm like,
Speaker1:
no, I don't do that. She's like, well, then you're not going to get fucked. And I sat there,
Speaker2:
and she was like,
Speaker1:
touching my dick, and I'm like, she's not going to get fucked. I'm like, I just can't do that. I can't do that. She goes, well, you need to just fuck out. I'm like, you gave me a ride here. She goes, well, that's not my problem. And so I go blistering around the night at 3 in the morning. I have no fucking idea where I'm at in the city. Thank God, a rule of thumb in the city, if you can find the state capital, because it's a giant penis in the air, and I use that to guide me home like one of the three wise men using the North Star, baby. I got back to campus. It took me two and a half hours to walk back to campus, and I have never been so fucked and hungover and fucked up in my life. But I said no that night. I didn't let my dick do all the thinking. Any time I've ever tried a drug, which hasn't been very many, it has the opposite effect. It does absolutely nothing. You know we're going to be raided when the authorities listen to this, right? Raid my house. I have shit here. Maybe they'll clean it while they're here and that'll be perfect. Hey, you can even do a drug test on me. Hey, test my hair. Hey, shut up. You don't know what I do when you're at work all day. I'm kidding. I'm cleaning stuff. up. Okay, we gotta get back to the show. Jesus Christ, I'm missing fucking shit up. Okay. We were all kids once. That was way before I met you. No shit. That was not the night before I met you. Yeah, it was. No, it wasn't. No, it was not. You told me it was. I don't think so i was fucked don't ask me i was fucked up find somebody who was sober there they can tell because that was like the first night you were sober yeah okay yes there is another question yeah see the crowd is helping get back on okay so you know i like to do things in order so that they make sense and uh i'm like you know so we yeah i'm like okay so this comes to us from steve andry. They're in San Diego. And they have a similar problem, but it's a little bit different. They got outed. They got outed. What can we do? Now, apparently, when I got a hold of them. They got outed, too. Well, when I got a hold of them, it wasn't his draft. He didn't lose his job or anything along those lines she didn't either but they were outed to co-workers and some family because they work with some families so it's a little bit of both yay but now they're being treated obviously it's a little bit awkward and uh whatever so when i got ahold of them my question was again how did you get outed? Because let's hypothetically say that I know this one person that when they get really drunk has fucking ran his mouth and outed himself a couple times. That's on him because he's dumb. So it was one of those things, did you out yourself or did somebody out you? And it's awesome because they actually had kind of what how i got out into one of my bosses which was somebody else we were at how i got out a vanilla a vanilla that knew we were in the life so saw me talking to a guy that happened to be my boss and comes bebopping up all fucking drunk and goes oh are you a swinger too and he's like uh no no i'm not Oh i just figured if you're hanging out with cool you were a swinger well he he's not and he didn't know i was but now he does now he does and that's kind of what happened to them it was a situation where uh they were at a bar they were just having a good time they're out here in a band at a bar and they went out with some co-workers were family, some were co-workers, and some other people came up and started talking to them again. Other people, too drunk, came up and just made the assumption that if they were with other couples, well, they must only hang out as fucking swingers. So, and then it was, they said, they got real awkward. They ended up leaving leaving because a couple, one of the people in the other group, there were three or four couples in that group, did not pick up the hint that no one else over there was swingers. And they were just making out with everybody and just couldn't fucking get a grip on shit.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
So their big question is, what do we do? How do we cover? How do we make it so that it's not such a big deal? And so my question, the next question is, what have you tried? And they said they've tried the whole, you know, oh, well, we didn't know they were swingers either. But they don't feel like anybody's buying it at this point in time. And they're probably not i mean look sometimes their shit comes up and shit happens and you know what you can't you can't make people do shit and and angel comes up with a great thing again time you know it it's it is really if you could have thought on your feet you could have gone you know what we walked into this party one time and then we realized what kind of party it was and we bailed because that's not our thing and they recognize us yeah i mean you know and that the other thing is you can act just as surprised look if somebody comes up drunk you can act just as surprised and go what are you doing you guys are you guys are swingers i never knew that trust me the drunk people were like what You know, I mean, there's a degree of just play stupid. This is a challenging question for me because I'm at a point we're at a point obviously where we're outed but I'm also at a point where I don't give a fuck as much anymore I mean I would never out somebody else okay I totally respect we totally respect other people's I'm not gonna go around announcing it no but, look, if you want to come up with me because you know me and you think you know me, then, you know, whatever. But I get it. It's more, 90% of this shit is, number one, when you're out somewhere, you kind of have to have your wits about you. You've got to be paying attention. Because it can happen. Look, you can be doing everything right. You can be going out not outing yourself, whatever, and all of a sudden somebody sees you. It's just like going out and having somebody see you from high school and come right up and tell embarrassing stories about you from high school. It can happen. Although, I mean, embarrassing fuck stories are a little bit different, but you know what I'm saying. Right. But it's the same type of thing. So you have to, you know, you have to take in and kind of have your head on a swivel a little bit or at least be ready for it. And, look, there's nothing wrong with kind of having a set, you know, escape answer, I guess. In this situation, the worst thing they can do now, the worst thing that Steve and Sherry can do now is to keep revisiting and trying to convince the other people. You've told them you're not a swinger. You've told them whatever it is you've told them. And whether or not they believe it or not, that's up to them. If you keep bringing up trying to re... It's going to show guilt. Yeah, you're trying to re... They're going to be like, why are you not letting it go? Because I promise you, most likely for the other people who fall there, they don't care anymore. Okay? And if you act like it's not a big deal, then they're going to act like it's not a big deal. The bigger deal you make it, the bigger deal that the people that you were out of do is going to do. Well, here's a thought process. if you're out with family co-workers whatever and a swinger couple comes in and goes oh hey go hey let me introduce you to some of my co-workers right and then you can beat them to the punch and go oh yeah it's nice seeing you we're gonna go over here and party you know or this is my family you know there's easy ways around it okay and i like that answer yeah i actually you know she comes skyline this is a really good one uh if and then of course it's gonna this is gonna depend on how how close you are right with them but you could say that you know it was something you experimented with look in this day and age there are people experimenting with all kinds of shit yeah okay i mean i was looking for girls that were experimenting with other girls in college but that didn't happen yet that that was that was before my time obviously apparently so you know nobody would i don't think most people if they have any brains about them is going to want to go too deep into praying about something like that in your life because most all of us we got a few secrets we like to keep ourselves and the thing is is it could happen to anybody now yeah you're going to find the occasional douche fuck that's going to actually you know keep trying to bring it up and hold it over your head but for the most part what you may find and that this can happen is that you may get in a conversation about it the next day at work or whatever, because maybe somebody else is interested. That's what I'm saying. Or, you know, whatever. I mean, we see at all kinds of events, people you never thought were swingers, all of a sudden, they're going to be your event. We were at a party, and one guy turns to somebody else and goes, well, you work at so-and-so, and she looked at him, and she goes, well, yeah, how do you know that? Because I work there, too. No shit. Oh. Yeah, I mean, look, it's going to happen. It's going to happen.
Speaker2:
It's not, it's hard, because our first question had an extreme,
Speaker1:
where, you know, somebody lost their job, lost their job over it. Being at it, it's going to have different degrees of consequences. I mean, obviously, which is why you, discretion is so huge. This is why, if you're listening, you need to have your head out of your ass Thank you. of consequences i mean obviously which is why you discretion is so huge this is why if you're listening you need to have your head out of your ass about it and why it's so important not to be the person to fucking out somebody okay because everybody has different degrees of consequences with this shit but here's the thing you know sometimes shit happens and And, you know, yes, there is a way to make sure it never happens. There's one way to make sure you never get out and don't be involved. You know, and I mean, that's obviously not a solution that most people want. So if you just try to have your wits about you, common sense, know what's, you know, know where you're at. Don't make a big deal out of it. Try not, you know, control your booze a little bit. That's a huge what's you know know where you're at don't make a big deal out of it try not you know control your your booze a little bit that's a huge one you know uh if you see look if you see somebody and they're swingers and you know they're swingers and you're a swinger but they're with people you don't know approach with caution you know have your again have your wits about you instead of you know hey it was great you're fucking my wife no you know try something like you know don't just assume that they're swingers because people do go out like with non-swinger people we don't but people people do we have we have our boss was there but actually we were with a bunch of swears to begin with Yeah, that, so I mean, but don't just, don't just assume, you know, that everybody you see is automatically with a swinger. Because that's not, you know, that's not the case. Right. And that's going to go a long way into making sure that people are not accidentally outed. Look, there's enough shit in the lifestyle of people purposely trying to out somebody that if we all would just be a little careful, a little bit, you know, a little common sense goes a long fucking way into helping protect each other. Because, again, we're all kind of like this dysfunctional family right so we we wanted so let's we we help and protect each other you know and that that means not being a fucking complete and little dumbass it just really is i part of the reason with them when they say they're out and i want to know how because so many times look if you're with a group and this is we've talked about this before but i'm going to say it again a lot of people get outed Here we go. outed I want to know how because so many times look if you're with a group and this is we've talked about this before but I'm going to say it again a lot of people get outed by themselves all of a sudden they're drunk and they're making out you know don't point at me bitch god damn it I do it occasionally she was hot I wanted to fuck her anyways uh but if all of a sudden like you know people don't know well we always would go to a bar that i'd run into classmates well if you know if i'm over and they know that we're married and so yes but if they also every time we're at the bar they don't seem to make out with other people that's gonna give shit away yeah so the thing is is drunk you showed a co-worker your dick a picture yeah that was well yeah but it helped because there was another co-worker that's a swinger and she told me that i had a big dick so it worked out well but anywho yeah so the thing is how we behave in public why would you do that why would you absolutely do that yes we we can go on. No, it's the one time you're drunk and you may have to have a cigarette and you come back and you have lipsticks made all over your face. Okay, you have that. Now, nobody, now, wait a minute. In my defense with that night, because we did run into one of my classmates right after that, I walked back in, I hadn't been back in, let's put it this way, I hadn't been back in the bar long enough for you to get the lipstick off me, they like, like, they took the right angle and caught me before I could get back to you, they did not see me making out with somebody else, they did not see me making out with somebody else, now, when you came over there, your lipstick was not anywhere close to the same color lipstick that was smeared all over my face, so, So, and there were some looks and smirks and whatever. Don't you fucking yawn. There were some looks and smirks and whatever, so it probably might have given it away as good. Two of your classmates found me on Twitter. Yes. A co-worker of mine found me on Twitter. And look where that went to. No, it's a different one. Oh, well, yeah. Anyways, shit happens. Look, don't not that it's not the end of the world are we done yet what time is i'm digging myself a fucking hole oh you're fucking kidding me good god i've never wanted to get out of a show topic so bad in my life's like holy fuck it's not that bad no it's not there's always a way out of it and the thing is is that if somebody kept bringing up well you know you are and oh my gosh that's so dirty and finally go you know what i'm done trying to convince you and i'm done is you're not worth my time yeah you either believe me or you don't i'm moving on yeah yeah and then unfriend them from everything and delete all your no it really is it's one of those things where look you can't we spend a lot of time in the lifestyle worried about it we really do and I think that I think that most of them when it comes to outing people or being outed a lot of times our own paranoia make us look guilty you know again i used the example earlier of two couples can go out and have dinner and just they're just two couples and friends you know whatever but if you go out to dinner and you just look guilty as fuck or when you run into somebody else it's like oh my god and it's all panicky and guilty and whatever, then people are going to, it's going to raise some eyebrows. You know, you have to have just a little bit of common sense with this. Really? Common sense? Wait, what? The hell you say? I think some people don't have that. Well, probably not, you know. And the other thing is, if you run into somebody at an actual swingers event that is not being out no no okay look if they're there and you're there this is like a movie if i'm here and you're here isn't like our time it's the same fucking thing if you go to a hotel takeover and you run into somebody from your work or somebody from your family, and they're also checking into the hotel takeover, I don't think anybody's going to throw any stones, because you're there because you're swingers. They're there because you're swingers. And one of the things we hear all the time is people go, give them off the page, they're not swingers. How the fuck do you know that? Well, they can't be. Well, that's the same thing you're hoping people are saying about you yeah you know so we had somebody do that to us yeah so the thing is is if you run into people that you know at an actual event you weren't outed and if somebody goes to the event is actually at the event and then goes and runs their fucking mouth about who they saw at the event amongst vanillas that's when you turn the table and fucking, you know, tip for a tap right there, motherfuckers, type thing, because it, and they won't, people will think that through a little bit, they'll stop. Hopefully. God, one would hope. Okay, alright, so I'll tell you what, that is a great place, we're gonna, we're gonna kill this one, aren't we? That's fine, I don't care. Yeah, you know, we covered so much shit. Shady past. Fucking burning lines. We covered them. No, you know, here's the thing.
Speaker4:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
This is what I'm going to end with on this. It's funny that this is going to be released on our anniversary.
Speaker2:
Okay?
Speaker1:
Because we got in the lifestyle literally 11 years ago to because that'd be fun to truly enhance our lifestyle or to enhance our life we already had a great sex life we already didn't really it wasn't really for enhancing it was for fun it was for fun we made about each other if either one of us ever wanted to be done we were done that was it right and it's one of the most satisfying things of doing this show and doing the Facebook pages and the groups and all the stuff that we do is that I like to think that we can be somewhat of a shining example to new couples in the lifestyle and experienced couples that you can be in the lifestyle and have it not I I mean obviously it's taken over more of our lives because of the other stuff we do but have it be nothing but an enhancer. It's taken over our lives? Well, you know, and here's the thing we've been very fortunate, we've met some people that it's kind of like a class of us that all came in at one time, you know. And several of them are, we perform marriage forms. Some are long-term marriages also. And aren't like us also that have taken and, you know, can show that, hey, look, the lifestyle, it's not an either-or situation. It's not, you know, it can be, you don't have to be a victim of a lifestyle. It doesn't have to be all-consuming it doesn't have to be bad we can be a real ambassadors for what the lifestyle can be we also i feel like us and some of our friends that have come in uh you know when we were talking with tonight angela and her husband and several others that we're we're embodiments and we're proof of how important the communication part of it is. That if you talk and if you communicate and if you never forget who the most important person is at any event, which is your spouse, the lifestyle is awesome. And you can have a lot of great, great years in the lifestyle. If it ever goes away from that, then you have issues. But I think it's very cool to hopefully be somewhat of an example for new couples coming in that are like, well, let's ruin our marriage. It doesn't have to. It doesn't have to. It's never, I don't, yeah, there's been things we've learned and grown. We've had our squabbles. But it's more just learning curve. But the lifestyle has never created problems in our life, in our marriage life. And so we are, it has no, there's that one time. Can't no shit. So if we had one bitch and that dude and then, no. The thing is, is it just hopefully, hopefully if you're a new couple listening, you listening, hopefully if couples like us and others like us can look at us and you can see how awesome a lifestyle can be. So there you go. It wasn't that touching as fuck. All right, so with that being said, let's say goodbye to our sponsors. Hey, don't forget, kids, altplayground.net. What are you waiting for join today get in there it's the most sex positive event sign up people are ready to meet they're ready to greet they're ready to fuck they're ready to have fun and you need to be a part of it so don't wait join in today altplayground.net when you get there find crazy truth crazy casket join our lifestyle group within there because guess what we're a fucking party and happen to what we do also you know what sleep where it's dry dry and warm it's what everybody wants to do nomorewetspot.com go there today get your fleece blanket take it with you everywhere don't be that wet spot person anymore nomorewetspots.com don't forget we're an affiliate of them you can also find them on our website www.crazycasbah.com that's k-r-a-z-y-k-s-b-h.com
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