Krazy Truth #111 What the Fuck we keep striking out

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, Miss Amanda. Hey, I was waiting for some smart-ass comment. Not at all. Bitch. It's hot. It's hot. Anything? It's hot. I wore a sweater so I wouldn't be here. No, I mean, like, my ears are hot. Yeah, it's kind of loud. It's kind of.

Somebody was over here, former sound guy was over here was over here touching shit quit touching the equipment well he was trying to play stuff find stuff yeah yeah because mine's loud i'm like wah yeah it's super loud so all right so we're gonna be yelling during through the show just so you know uh but that's okay so but before we get started we should always remember what is the episode what year we at where we are what day Is, blah. It's season three, that's right, three, Trace, season Trace, episode 111. I have no idea how to say that in Spanish. So, episode 111.

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Shall we get on with the show, ho? Why, sure. All right. Awesome. We actually have got lots of questions tonight. It's fun. uh and we're following along so we'll have interjections from our live studio audience because i can see we got a lot of people on here tonight yay yay yeah yeah uh okay so all right let's get this show started let's get the party started let's start with a question shall we you know? You know why? Because that's what we do. We answer questions. Wait, what? Uh-huh. Yep, yep. Do we have a story to go with said questions? I don't know, maybe. Maybe. We had a good weekend.

We had a good meet and greet. We had a good weekend. We had a lot of people in for a big old meet and greet. Went to a cool birthday party on the next day. Swinger fun to be had all the way around. Mm-hmm. And we met and we're setting up and leading and fucking leading for hookups down the road and fucking fishing. We're fishing this weekend. No, I'm just kidding. We're fishing. Cole is on a tear of flirting and kissing and you name it. Well, not you name it because that's pretty much ended it right there. But all we're... You were groping. It's about farming.

You know, we're in the Midwest here and and we believe in farming you reap what you sow and i was sowing so so so so uh so i was planting lots of stuff and we certainly are excited to harvest that garden just melons everywhere melons yeah how much were you digging the bathing suit one on saturday nah i figured as much uh-huh yeah that was that was wasn't me i was in jeans and a t-shirt i'm glad i was i'm glad i was in jeans kept things kept things kind of under under wraps under control so we didn't have a lot of going on wait what uh-huh you have that problem we do i do uh i did some uh very important I'll see you next time.

so we didn't have a lot of going on. Wait, what? You have that problem. We do. I do. I did some very important, you know, touching is very important. Physical contact, that's good therapy for folks. And I was fortunate enough to be able to provide therapy. Okay, so here I have a question for you because mine was just kind of just talking to people. I was talking to people.

Did they make the move on you or did you make the move on them uh you know it was a little about you know because i'm not the one to make a move on somebody i'm not i'm not necessarily overly um you know initial girl i'm more subtle like we'll be sitting there talking and and of course, one of the people is listening right now, actually, from our life page, so they can attest if this is true or not, if they so desire. I tend to be subtle touches. Subtle touches. Like, you know, kind of just touch, casually brush your leg initially. Kind of brush your hand. Be sneaky. No, I'm not being sneaky.

No, I'm not being a cheese ball thing, but I'm just like, I'm subtle. And then when I get the it's all good from there, then we progress. And then it's kind of like reading a menu for the blind. So who makes the move? I go for Braille. Do they take the subtle hints and move with it?

Am I just clueless I those i don't i don't i think what it is is they didn't say no i mean it was more one of those things we were chatting we're talking we're having a good time and i'm just casually you know look i know that if if i'm trying to do too much touch therapy which i don't move fast anyways because it's not my style. It never has been. Right. But it's kind of a casual thing. The night we met, I finally wonder, are you going to kiss me? Right. So it's kind of one of those things that it's like, you know, I'm just kind of touching.

But it's not like I'm going for the home run ball anyways. Well, no. Well, some guys would be. Some guys would be like, go for the cooter shot i'm just curious if i'm supposed to be making moves or not uh guys like it when you do we live look we live in a in a world of of uh you don't want to guess wrong true okay so here's the thing there's a really good way to make sure that uh as a guy, you don't guess wrong. Okay. Don't make the first move. Okay.

I guess it's one of those things is, look, if I subtly touch you and you shiver, as in like, ugh, okay, then I'm probably, or you're like, you know, like our dog. Like tie him back off. Yeah, or like our dog, like you touch him, surprise him, he kind of jumps scared. I'm probably going to stop. I'm going to be like, look, okay. So you don't want to, you don't want to do that. So, you know, if you kind of just go with it, then, you know, I don't, I'm pretty easy to read, I think. Because once I'm smiling and fun, you know. This is true. You can pretty tell.

You know when you're interested in something. Okay, so what's that're interested I can't read anything with my shades on Some guys are afraid to make the first move Yeah we are So I'm just wondering if I need to start making moves or what A little bit I'm going to let everybody in On a little secret This is a secret Don't Okay? So a standard Cole play in all of this is, and I'll make the comments like, oh, I know you probably don't want me to do anything like that. I don't want to. You probably don't have any interest in me. I'll put the, you know, no thing. Oh, no. No, that's not it.

Or another one of my favorite things to do. This is sad. I'm giving all this shit away on the page. This is horrible. I'm like, I'll even say, you know, I really would like to kiss you, but I don't want to offend you in case, you know, I don't want you to feel pressure. And they will tell you yes or no. Because I will say, I will flat out say, well, you know, I know, or I won't even say actually say kiss, I'll say, I know what I really want to do right now, but I just don't know if you want me to. It's pretty obvious because you're about half the head's cocked.

You're, like, ready to make the move in, you know, and I'll flat out say, you know, I know what I really want to do right now, but, you know, I don't, if you don't want me to, I don't want to.

And they'll usually giggle and say, no, and start to move forward, then I know it on or they'll be like oh that's a really good decision so have you ever had somebody say that to you yeah really yeah i've had some i've had somebody go well then you probably should trust your gut but they didn't say it with a smile like you should trust your gut which is like yeah i'm moving in no it was more like yeah don't yeah yeah but i i the thing is i don't do that with everyone i mean it's just when when i i want it's my way to be sure because i don't want to offend somebody right and i can kind of gauge where you know how that that reaction is so i'm sure glad I gave that away out on the page.

That was probably. So I guess I have to make moves. Well, you don't have to. I mean, I'm not totally, I don't know, ask the girls that are listening on the page if I'm a total puss. I mean, they're the ones that are going to be able to tell you. Eye rolling. Okay, the one that put eye rolling, don't even go there. You're just as guilty as I am. She says if you're a good kisser. I mean, I don't know. It's not that I'm subtle.

Ultimately, I don't want to do it because there's nothing worse as a guy than moving in for the kiss, right, and getting the big, you know, and I'm going, no, I don't think so, or the turn away, and you away and you're like alright I'm going to go fucking hide in the corner now most I got this weekend was the well was the southern greeting a peck on the lips and a hug grab their dick one guy was a little drunk And went in Come at me with a tongue hanging out of your mouth And what does that do That gets her hot No don't do that I don't know That was the most No I got you Well yeah I was fucking horned up like a motherfucker Yeah I was and I appreciate y'all for turning him on Okay so we got one I'm afraid to make the first move Thank you.

Thank you. Bye-bye.. And I appreciate y'all for turning him on. Okay, so we got one. I'm afraid to make the first move. Yeah, but here's... More with ladies. Well, if I'm drunk, I'll go around and kiss all the girls. Yeah. And I've done that at parties. I'm not easily offended. Just saying, I mentally note that also. Just tink. That just went right there. Did it really? Uh-huh. Here's the thing. It's not that... It's just like... Did you know this was going to be a question about how... No, no shit. It's just total comfort. It's a total comfort zone way to make sure. I mean, I don't know.

I guess you girls tell me. You're the ones listening. You guys know how you like it. Am I too... Don't forget to subscribe to our channel. it's a total comfort zone way to make sure i mean i don't know i guess the you girls tell me you're the ones listening you guys know how you like it am i too those of you that know me which a lot of people do a lot of people see me when i've had a couple drinks and i and i the courage level goes up up up uh but you guys tell me am i too subtle there's a couple girls that are listening currently. Yeah, there's a few.

Right now that can honestly say, yes, I'm too subtle. No, I'm not subtle enough. And I'll be anxious to see if they'll tell me. I don't know. I can't practice on the mannequin here at home if I don't know what I'm supposed to be practicing. Okay. Just saying. But no, I was awfully... Yeah, I was awfully revved up by the time we got home. Yeah, you were. Yeah. Still revved up the next morning. And even went into the next morning. Yep, yep. Still revved up a couple hours later when we got up and did it again. Uh-huh. Yep, I sure was. I appreciate it. That's for sure. Yeah, that was... Mm-hmm.

Let's put it this way 17 drinks down and I wasn't feeling booze I was feeling we got home and started counting on Friday well Saturday morning we got up and we're like gosh how many drinks did we actually have holy shit okay the answers are getting No, you're not a puss. You need to step up and say, let's go fuck. Okay, so that's one. I didn't think you were too subtle or too abrasive either. Oh, that's sweet. Isn't that awesome? Dink. Metal note. Gosh, I had to ask you to kiss me.

I i was younger then oh my god and i was 20 i was coming off of a bender remember that was the first time that week and the whole week that i had been sober uh-huh yeah you got one that says kind of clues guy we're clueless guys are we're clueless look as a guy again i've mentioned this before and this is fucking 100 completely true I don't know. Look, as a guy, again, I've mentioned this before, and this is fucking 100% completely true. I'm getting called out, too, on the page, by the way. I'm completely true. Gosh, I feel your pain, Ashley. I'm going to address that in just a second.

And I'm waiting for her boyfriend to go, fuck. So every guy remembers the time they went hit on a girl and just got fucking shot the fuck down. Well, it happens to girls, too. It happens more to guys. In our generation, it happens more to guys. Yes. And you remember it. And that is still, like, the worst fear in the world, right? And look, here's the deal. I am almost 48 years old, okay? I'm counting on things like my gray hair looking sexy and shit like that, okay? Because it ain't because I'm a ripped six-pack motherfucker anymore with my cool long hair and shit. Not yet.

So I have to count on more. I have to count, you know, on personality and some things like that to win the day, right? So, yeah, so that throws a loop, you know, and like, because everybody thinks that I'm normally super confident, but when it comes to that, you know, I become like a 13-year-old fucking kid. You can be fast full of shit. Oh, fuck, yeah. Because it's not in my nature. For me, knowing you for 28 years, the little cute little smirk you get on your face, and I just stand back and I laugh and go, isn't that cute? Because I know what's going on.

Okay, so now I'm going to address this. Because, no, this is i it is not i have not tried anything yet with you i have not i what what i've done is i haven't officially tried anything yet what what i what i've done is that i have taken and uh what i've done is i have casually let see see this, this shows something when the more interesting I can be intimidated. I can be intimidated, especially when I don't have liquid courage. Okay. So then I'm like, I do like, there is no direct path for me at that point in time. Right. I'm going to do the entire roundabout thing.

I'm going to do the longer hugs. I'm going to do the more random touching okay because that's the inner puss in me totally coming out because that's the way that's the way i'm gonna i'm gonna do all those things now here's the good thing with that once i finally get to you know like as the crow flies the the part where everybody wants to get to, it's going to rock because there's a whole lot of built-up steam at that point. But that's, yeah, so you can't take it. Jeff says it's tough, especially meeting someone new. And I understand that because I met Jeff on Friday.

By the way, Jeff, I apologize to you because I did not get around to everybody.

Well, I well i kept seeing him from a distance and i go gosh he looks so familiar gosh he looks familiar but i didn't know who it was and by the time i finally got around like well crap that's who that is by the way let me just put this out there jeff i was so glad that you came i'm glad you came i apologize i didn't get to talk to you but uh he was preoccupied i was you didn't have tits and i'm sorry yeah don't yeah sorry don't make offense when he gets focused it doesn't fear i was i was about fucking uh i think when you got there i was about halfway into the drinks i was probably a good six or seven drinks in oh you weren't more than that and uh so by that point in time i get tunnel vision there's a whole lot of ladies on the page right now that can attest to that also that i get tunnel vision oh you get it bad uh-huh so just you know don't don't worry i'll get there it's it's it just takes uh well plus here's the other thing remember Damn it., I've been locked up too.

Look, I'm still new taking this one nut first test drive thing spin deal. Sore. Sore? No, it's not sore. So I'm very excited to, you know, with any new product, you want lots of opinions about that product. And so with one nut, I definitely want lots of opinions about that product.

So if you would like to do a product review on cole with one nut uh please submit i was over paranoid i got a spider bite on my eye the next morning i woke up and it was almost swelled shut and i'm like holy crap you've got to be kidding me i'm putting ice packs taking benadryl passing out but more eyes going this and shit on her eyes. And then I go, and I fall asleep. I wake back up, and it's puffy all over again. I'm like, oh, my God. And I'm making jokes going, cut it, Mick, cut it. Do you want me to hit you in the other side and make it match?

I'm like, this is going to be fucking horrible. You want to know what's going to happen? I'm just going to think I kicked your ass. Oh, my God. It was just all puffy, and it's better today than it has been. But I was so embarrassed. She did not find my jokes humorous at all. I'm already self-conscious about it. I'm like a fucking spider, bitch. It's not like we're saying, oh, hey, I fell up the stairs. We don't have any stairs. I mean, it was like, you know I'm getting hand rages It's not It's not like Yeah, see, now I'm a fucking butterfly What the fuck does that happen?

Wow, imagine that There's so many ways that that happens Yeah, wow, okay So, that took up, you know 20 minutes Fuck I don't know. um yeah wow okay so um that took up you know 20 minutes fuck i you know here's you didn't even anticipate me no the question no and and but you know i now that we're out like i'm taking i'm taking my one net for for test drives and um so far it seems to be performing well, holding up good. And so, yeah, so hopefully, you know, we'll see how it blows out. Anyways. How it blows out? Did you really just say that? Okay. Fire in the hole, hopefully. Okay.

I mean, here's the deal. It's doing great with you. Well, yeah. I mean, it's firing on all cylinder. I mean, it's, you know, but who knows how many loads it's good for. I've got nothing. Don't worry, ladies. I don't come that much. I really don't.

I don't worry ladies i don't come that much you're not really no i don't no no maybe on demand i don't know i've tried that it's an old dog i don't know how many new tricks i can teach it roll over i've got nothing okay we're supposed to answer questions of other people's not fucking questions about I was just curious I'm super fucking horny too I'm not even going to lie Fuck this Have you been drinking? That's part of the problem I'm not even going to fucking deny it No it started off with Because we went out over the weekend who made the first move. Yeah, well, Captain...

I didn't have a move made on me. Captain, Captain, uh, uh, sailing with the captain, he helped make it. Morgan? Morgan, he made a move on me, and then we were all good to go, but, no, I'll just put it right out there. I am horny as fuck. I mean, look, here is the deal. Wow. Keep it hidden up. Leave us in suspense.

I mean, i mean look you're a dude i'm just supposed to be yeah but it's more than normal i mean look for the last like two weeks i'm three weeks i'm just fucking like it it it needs to well it's because you thought about it it needs to it needs to uh yeah i don't know it's just yeah i i can tell you this putting a post out there that you're available to fuck yeah yeah that does a lot no jesus that was awesome god wait cole's thirsty what and i'm not i am too i mean i'm just like fucking, I've been horned up, ready to fucking go like a motherfucker. I don't even know what the deal is with that.

I got nothing. Somebody ride my dick for the love of God. No. This is not about the questions at all. No, that had nothing to do with any of the. But it's so fucking true. Sit, nutty sit. A two-stroke engine will do the same amount of work as a V8. It just takes a bit longer to get the job done. Oh, Bill, I love it. Of course, it's from a mechanic. That's beside the point. Yeah, I was in that post. What? What? I don't know. No, I posted kids that I had a busy week last week, but I needed a break sometime during the week. And I got crickets. I'm like, fuck. Okay, so everybody needs to know.

I'm currently running an experiment. I'm on Tinder right now.

I actually ended up going in month two i don't know how because i fucking didn't realize the canceling time to do an experiment so for the first month i ran my tinder thing just i didn't say that i was like a swinger or anything you didn't say you're married or anything married or in an open relationship the second month i'm running it with i've had more likes for an open since i put an open relationship but still yeah but they're not all those 20 hot bots that you know I'm interested one was and I'm like bitch you just want a free mail no but so I'm like uh oh I okay okay wait a minute I'm gonna call out because my post didn't actually say to fuck oh it didn't fuck what did your post say um i didn't say to fuck now i think about it i said i wanted to meet up i didn't say to fuck so okay i need to be well sometimes that can mean the same thing okay so i need to on a swinger page you'd think so okay so no i'm gonna put to fuck we'll see what happens i guarantee what's gonna happen i know what's gonna happen i know what's gonna happen not a damn thing cricket cricket Crickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickick you take Visa?

I mean, no, I'm just kidding. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Anyways, I'm on Tinder, but I have not gotten laid off of Tinder yet. No. Now, I do have a 68-year-old lady who is hitting on me. And, you know. She liked the picture of you with the dog. Yeah, she liked the picture of me with the dog. Yes, actually, she did. So, here's the thing.

You know, everybody, you know, we're not judging or anything but i just i that's only that's only four years younger than my mom and so i just i just i i haven't i haven't brought my street i haven't i haven't brought myself yet i've chatted with her and she's like well we should do something sometime and i just haven't brought myself to fucking pull that trigger does she look really old not really the hairstyle says i might be retired i mean it you know i'm sure she's a very very nice person but i don't know that i want to see her in lingerie okay because i'm sure okay let's wait how do i want to put this this is horrible god you're such a dick i am i'm not judging but you know i it just i'm sure that we could have cookies i'm sure that there'd be i'm sure that i guarantee she's got like grandma snacks at the house you know that you got like like packs of like uh um fruit not fruity pebbles that's cereal fucking uh fruit snacks like yeah like they're like we can probably have a fruit snack fruit snack and a soda you know gum it today so i mean i'm like you know i just uh the thing it's not like she's like you're gonna go okay she's a cool 668 69 years i'm sure she is a very nice person again i'm not judging but she's not like she's not in leathers you know she's not i don't i don't fucking i don't know you know i had a great aunt that was like in her 90s that was like hip young now and fucking go gamble and i had the casinos and shit and you know i mean not that i wanted to fuck or anything because that was weird but but i mean you know you wouldn't guess the age thing this one just has a little more a little more you know right uh right yeah okay see amanda has the same thing amanda won't fuck young guys that are close to the boy's age look here's the deal if you.

If you're a female and you're the same age as my kids, my youngest one is 21, I'll fucking fuck you all day long. I have no problem. I am absolutely... That does not even vaguely enter my mind or bother me. Not even in the least. I mean, I may ask for ID to confirm shit. I don't know. But I mean, that's not going to bother me. Yeah, but for me, a 21-year-old kid, he doesn't have enough experience to know what the hell he's doing. He's just going to be slapping his dick around. Most likely. But that's where you can teach him. Grab him by the cock and take control. I'm not here to teach.

I'm here to get off. Well, if you look, it will stay hard enough for you to just go lay there. Don't move and let me do this. It's like a dildo with a body attached to it. I, you know, I, I will probably eventually cave on to that one. You have to. Our oldest one's 28. Pretty soon you're only going to be fucking 40. He's not 28, he's 27. Shut up. Well, you're going to have to eventually. Well, you don't have to do shit. I can hook you up with a hot chick that's about 68 on Tinder if you want. I mean, isn't 34 pretty close? Well, yeah. That doesn't count. He's a vanilla and he's a regular.

Nah, not him. He's 40-something. 41. Which one's this one? Is this one you're working? Now, UK boy, he's 34. Okay, UK Thank you. Not him. He's 40-something. 41. 41. Which one's this one? Is this one you're working on? No, no. UK boy, he's 34. Okay, UK boy's a nugget. 34, 38. Maybe he's 38. I don't remember. Look, I will never get out of the fact that he just jacks off on counters all over the place. He's a countercomer. I'll watch him jack off at work today. Hey, we all have to shoot alone. Are we at halftime? Jesus Christ. We are at halftime. Okay, hey, great. Real quick.

This show just went completely fucking south. It did not. I was curious, and I asked you, David. Yeah, it was a question. You're allowed to ask questions, too. So, halftime. We're going to take a quick break. We're going to be right back. Don't go away. I'm watching lots of WKRP. Can you tell? Oh, sorry. Halftime. Let me get that guy here. Sorry I'm late. No, no. Anyways, hey, have you got your really cool Crazy Kazma merch?

Your merch with attitude, your go coffee mug shirts shot glasses and so much more have you got your crazy lady gear why the fuck not you need to go today to www.crazycasbah.com that's k-r-a-z-y-k-a-s-b-h casbah crazycasbah.com get your merch today Sign up learn more about us See what we're all about We'll see you soon And we're back Okay to cover that because Shelly's like no coal No coal doesn't come on the counters No no I wait and make sure I get it on the bread This guy in the UK that Sends me videos and stuff He's the one that's jacking off on counters Because I'm like oh my god Thank you.

I wait and make sure I get it on the bread. This guy in the UK that sends me videos and stuff, he's the one that's jacking off on counters. Because I'm like, oh my God. Either that was the kitchen counter or the bathroom counter. I told Amanda when she goes and visits, I'd ask to use a plate. I wouldn't eat anything off the counters. Just saying. Everything seems to be so salty over here in the UK. I wonder why. Weird. So that's what they mean by fish and chips. They're swimmers. That was wrong. I'm a dick. We have lots of fans in the UK. We have lots of fans in the UK that listen.

You know I'm just fucking with y'all and that we love y'all. Really would not like to avoid starting an international incident. No shit.

All because somebody's coming on counters all right you actually had a question oh wait we should do that like the normal part of the show I'll be done what else we have for oh I do get that look anyways okay and now all of a sudden I have a halo I have a halo A halo surrounded by cocks Somebody on one of the websites Ron just signed us up And friended us And their whole thing is she's into gangbang And they have like 7,000 pictures of gangbangs And I'm like well I need to get a hold of them Because she's got more dicks and she knows what to do with And you want to have a gangbang And I'm just like wow All right.

Bye-bye. we're going to do a question as if this is a regular show or some fucking shit. I don't really know. So this question comes to us. This question, we love questions. We love when you guys fucking, oh, there it was. See, I'm behind on my screen.

This question comes to us uh from some folks on our page so they're somewhere in the u.s they're actually from the midwest uh and they had a really good question and we love to answer questions it's what we do just saying uh okay so what the email they sent what do you do when you feel like you've tried everything but nothing works we feel like uh couples want uh what we don't have or don't offer uh or that only the guy is interested and when looking for a third preferably a girl things start off great and then fall apart it's happened three times uh how do we keep going in the lifestyle and that that's that's a really, okay?

I reached out to them. They're relatively new in the lifestyle, okay? Okay. And I wanted to get a little more feedback. So there's a huge level of frustration.

they're very excited about the life so but they're getting they're getting frustrated they're three they're you know they've this has happened like when they're getting close to to kind of closing the deal so to speak and that sounds kind of harsh but it is what it is it's true closing the deal all of a sudden shit starts going to go south on them right and it's happened three times and and now they're they're in the process i'll be following up with them see if it happened a fourth time and it and their whole thing is you know what I don't know.

I don trying okay in the lifestyle so what do you think i know what i think good silence there so Well, I'm kind of re-reading the question Okay Over your shoulder-ish Okay good silence there so well i'm kind of rereading the question okay over your shoulder ish okay um because you know i can see without sunglasses on right i can't just say well regardless a lot of us go in spurts right a you've got a pandemic still going on so people are still kind of iffy about getting that close well going out and then if they go out about getting apparently about getting that close right so you have people that aren't ready to get into that type of the they're meeting people to see who they would like to hook up with i think well and let's face it here's the reality of it you're if you're in this lifestyle long enough you're gonna go in in in dry spells you're going to have fucking dry spells when you have those dry spells you control.

I can tell you this. It's always at the very worst fucking time. Yeah. In their case, to me, the first thing that struck me was, and it would suck to start off in kind of a dry spell because you, let's face it, when you make the decision to do this, you're fucking excited.

You're like, forward, ho, let's go, you know, and you're all all giddy to fucking do it and then if you hit a dry spell right off the bat you start to it's like anything else it's i love analogies right so if you start off and you want to play basketball right and the first four shots you take are huge air balls and misses you start to go well why the fuck should i even keep shooting this you know the enthusiasm goes so it's the same type of thing it's like well fuck it this is never going to happen patience well okay so when we first started off i said you had to find me somebody yep we did and that was it didn't invite it was a disaster but it didn't take very long no how long was it between that and the next one a while i was gonna say because you have to start from the beginning and actually like meet people and go to meet and greets go the bar meet people so so they know your face they see you and see that you well and and here's the thing it's a it's a much different world than when we started i had this conversation with somebody else this weekend where we're old school like you know we look i can sit and talk with you for 10 minutes and i know whether or not i want to fuck you now i don't know whether or not i want to be your friend for a long time but i know if i want to fuck you now if we become friends after that rock on that is not the current mode for a lot of people sport fucking is hard to find and that's what it is it's sport fucking okay so that's kind of hard plus you take and try to find four people all on the same page we had another advantage when we came in it's kind of like a recruiting class almost the place we were going when we came in there was like 10 couples a couple of them are listening right now okay that were new about the same time we were okay right the one who was talking about the eye roll yes and a couple others we were all all new about the same time so all of a sudden we kind of like we grew up in the swinging world a little bit together we were all new together we pretty much found each other all of us kind of there was a group was kind of found ourselves about the same time at the same club and and we built a friendship from that from our group because we were we were the new people we're all new people together it's harder if you come in and there's you don't have that same type of situation right the other thing i think that happens and it happens to all of us when we're in a slump this this is holy fuck this is huge we've done it we've been there i've done it personally i look i went what was it two and a half years where it was either just you or a girlfriend that's a long fucking time for a slump i was damn horny i went a year you went a year that's a long time for a slump what starts to happen is you don't even realize you're doing it you start pushing a little hard look i used to be in sales and you used to have told me this all the time calm down you're pushing too hard and what happens in the swinging world it's like you start off instead of just normal conversation you you can just there's like this anxiousness like should we fuck now you want to fuck you're you're not being natural you're you're there's that desperation well i have one guy that's messaging me now oh god and i just look at his post and i just go who asked that kind of thing you know yeah you're just sitting there you're just like, were you doing anything exciting?

We're in a pandemic. No, I'm not doing anything exciting. Granted, I've gone out, but that's beside the point. And what he's doing is he's pushing it away. He's killing any chances. Just the way he verbalizes, well, you can send me a tit pic. Yeah. Oh, no. He doesn't say you can.

It can it's send me a it's little things these are the little things that when you're getting thirsty it's can you send me can you send me a tit pic versus send me a tit pic there's a difference now shelly uh just opened in there and she made a great point yes it's frustrating when when you do find the right person or the right couple and it clicks, she said the heavens open up. And that's the truth. It's like, oh, holy shit. And it's going to be awesome. Well, here's another thing.

I know personally, in a roundabout kind of way, that it can be a complete self-esteem crusher yes to go through that yes but you have to give it time yes and as hard as it is to not kill your self-esteem about yourself it takes a lot to find two couples that all four mesh and you and there that's a big thing you have to work with each other to not let either one of you start to get let it get you too too down because it's not personal look when it's right it's right when it's not it's not angela a great point and and this is also true she's using my basketball analogy if the first couple shots are air balls then just play the game for the fun of the game and that's exactly it it's change your perspective look when I was in college and this was a long time ago because we.

So, you know, we were all pigs. Whatever. It is what it is. So a shit ton of the guys on my floor, because there was huge groupers who go out, and we were fucking party machines. And they were like, I'm going out, I'm getting pussy, I'm going to get laid. Pussy. There were some really cute ones. And they were like, pussy. And I was like, I'm going to go out and get fucked up. Okay? Now, who had the higher success rate? I did because getting fucked up was easy. Find booze, drink it, get fucked up. They're going out on the hunt for pussy.

Anytime you went out on the hunt for pussy, here's what happened. You came home drunk, alone, jacked off, and went to bed. Okay?

But when you went out on the hunt for pussy here's what happened you came home drunk alone jacked off and went to bed okay but when you went out just to have fun and just get drunk you're relaxed you're in fun and next thing you know you're getting pussy and you're fucked up it was like magically delicious it was perfect right and that's exactly i mean that's what angela's saying it's true so if instead of going out going on the hunt or the prowl or anything else just go out to have fun next thing you know you're not even going to know it all since like you're in the car headed to the hotel well i'll be damned you know i mean and you know or you're in the bathroom getting laid or whatever whatever the case may be fucking in the parking lot.

I don't care. All of a sudden, it just happens. When you go to do shit just for fun, you'll relax and be yourself. You won't be like, oh, she's hot. This meet and greet, this weekend, I did not go out looking for pussy. Granted, I wanted pussy.

But I didn't go looking for mine i know i've got yours i'm look that's just but no but that's the serious thing is i don't have to i don't have to go hunting for pussy i'm gonna have a great fuck when i get home okay i went out to have fun now the advantage is that we found pussy yay okay and that kicked ass but it wasn't there was no pressure there was I went because we had a friend back that was his birthday so I went to have fun with him and his birthday and I did and then I got to talk and flirt and make out and touch and fucking I didn't get to fuck fuck yet, but touching and, you know, all the rest, some chicks that are going to be, hopefully, some, you know, fun adventures.

If I would have went out looking to get laid, looking to try to set shit like that up, it wouldn't have happened. What would have happened? I would have been pushing too hard i wouldn't have been natural people wouldn't around me wouldn't have had as much fun because people feed off me a little bit so if i'm all tense and jojo the circus monkey like oh then it kind of throws everybody else off it would have killed the whole thing what a what a horrible waste of a friday night that would have You know So, guys, when you guys go out, chill out.

If you go out and you chill out, then maybe you'll get eaten out. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. No, but you know what I mean. And the thing is, don't take it. Don't give up on the lifestyle. Don't do it. Talk to people, but have fun. Just normal adult conversation. It doesn't have to be sex or anything else. Remember, you guys are a couple. You're going to go home. You should be going home with the best fuck you possibly can have, which is your significant other.

other look here's the deal to everybody right now i will say this and i'm i'm cracking jokes about being fucking super horny and i am and i want strange strange is fun okay and uh to the to the gals that i talked to this weekend you're damn right i can't wait to fucking if you're in i'm in to the girls that i've not had balls enough to get directly straight to the point I can't wait you only have one to the girls I've not got the ball to talk to yet or get to the ball to get to that point I can't wait but I will happily say to everybody listening the very best fuck all of those people anybody that I've hooked up with any of the girls that I hope to hook up with are going to be awesome and it's going to be fun they won't be as good as fuck as you are and oh it's like flowers and here's the thing to their significant others i'm not going to be as good as fuck as their significant other is and that's okay that's what sport fucking is okay home field you always play better it is what it is you have more comfort so that's okay you know so keep that in mind so when you're like oh my god i gotta get some fucking strange you know what the best fuck you're gonna have is is the one riding home with you and if you're a single as long as you still have your hand you're set you're not alone no but i mean you know i do want to just throw this as a side note in.

If you're a single, this is huge. What? Huge. And we're going to do a show on this, but just a side note. Desperation is ugly. Keep that in mind. Desperation is ugly. I didn't see any of that with the single guys that are Friday night. Yeah. Most of them, no. It's just one of those things. Remember, single folks, when somebody's flirting with somebody in a couple, they're no threat to you. Because here's the deal.

There is nothing in the world that's going to get me to leave right so like if you're into somebody don't worry if they're talking to me i'm fucking safe as shit because all i want to do is probably fuck and be friends you know you still have all the opportunities in the world just just throwing that out there just saying so side note uh wait a minute what's that Thank you.

all the opportunities in the world just just throwing that out there just saying so side note uh wait a minute what's that well we haven't said okay so i've got a girl going i've actually had the want to fuck thing work that hasn't been said to me yet just saying uh i get to throw one back volley okay i'm like have i said that to anybody yeah literally you want to fuck well you say to your boy toy at work when you're ready to go no i said do you want to go meditate okay um no i'm like what you doing and that's usually you want to fuck because we don't talk any other time um no, I did say it to somebody.

I remember turning to somebody and go, you want to go fuck? And what did they say? They said, let's go. No, it was at his trampoline. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because here's the thing.

Let me just put this in perspective, ladies ladies very rarely will you ever find a guy that if you go let's go fuck is gonna be like eh sometimes okay there are some exceptions do not take it personal if a guy does that the biggest reason why a guy might be hesitant to do that because it's been me before if if i'm having issues or i feel like maybe shit might not work and or it's in my head already like if it's in my head this hasn't happened since i lost a nut but before if it was in my head a little bit and i and i would say no it's not you it's because afraid.

Well, I think all of that had to do with that one sour nut. I had a sour nut. My other one's sweet. Somebody should taste it. Okay. We're going to the next question. It's sweet as honey. It drips. It oozes sweetness. You got hickle, motherfucker. What? Yeah, I'm in. Sold. I love it. It drips It oozes sweetness You got a head cold What a fuck What? Yeah I'm in Sold That would take a lot of arm twisting A little bit of twist with the head bob I'm in I just you know It's documented live on the show I'm in Yes Just saying It's gonna get to you now Okay Yeah huh Sched. Whatever. There you go.

We'll make sure I'm in. Month end, I'm working all night, Tuesday night. No, no, I don't give a fuck where you're at. You can fucking burn the video camera for all I care. That'll end up in sex. It's all good. I know, and that's just with your boy toy at work. I know, we can do it in the bathroom that time. Woo! Moving on up. This is when she comes home about her elbow hurting. Oh, it's been over the test because my elbow hurts now. Oh, fucking let me feel bad for you. Okay. Anyways. Okay, I got to get this other question, though. Because this other question is the exact opposite.

You know, you have like eight minutes. I started at 7.51.

Okay, so you have ten minutes i wrote it down then go and ready set uh this question the email was awesome uh the email comes to us from anonymous and it was the greatest question ever it just said we're tired of shitty fucks how can we make that not be that way And so i reached out and they're like we're tired of shitty fucks it was a chick she was tired of shitty fucks she was tired of shitty fucks she's like they're lame why are all these lame fucks and so unless you know how to read people you're not gonna know i'm just like look it's a trial and error sort of thing okay let see.

No disclaimers on the package. How they walk, you can tell if they're going to be a good fuck or not. I read somewhere, Cosmopolitan or whoever the fuck knows, that if a girl, when she walks, her ass shakes from side to side, she's a good fuck. I know. Okay. I know. If a girl, the way she dances she dances well if you don't get to see all this shit it's a trial and error thing look well then i get well i can see some people that dance being pretty shitty look here's the thing okay you know ice cream tastes good right everybody knows ice cream tastes.

And everybody loves during the summer to go get an ice cream cone. Yay, we're going to go get an ice cream cone. This is awesome. Sometimes you roll up to the window and make that big old ice cream cone, and it stands up perfect, straight, and tall. And it's just perfect, and you can eat it. Correct. And sometimes that motherfucker is twisted to the side and is running all over your hands in just a drippy mess. Do you give up on ice cream? No, you power through the shitty cone, and you wait to go back and hope for a better one the next time. Sex is the exact same way.

Sometimes the cone is going to be perfect and hard, and it's going to rock, and it's going to be the best sex you've ever had. Sometimes it's going to be a fucking disaster that you can't understand how you can even eat it in the car. My rule of thumb, you are given two chances. Yes, you are. The first chance, it could be issues. It could be, you know, scared. It could be, you know... Booze. Booze. It could be that they're tired.

So I always give them a second chance crack heroin if the second chance they suck they don't come back yeah so i mean don't here's my thing anonymous with the shitty books don't give up on them just because it's a shitty one everybody has a sloppy cone and then the next one will probably be better oh my gosh that's a great analogy there are times it looks like I don't even know how to eat ice cream in the car like an adult. No. Because it's all dripping down my hands and shit. Sometimes that's just, sex is the same way.

Although in sex, when it's dripping down your hand and everything else, it's probably pretty good. But, you know, you know what I mean with that. But sometimes also, maybe you're not given, maybe they're waiting for instruction, too, for a chick. You know, maybe it'd be like, well, why don't you get on top? Why don't you flip over? Let's move. Let's go. Shake it, shake it. Just lay there. I'm sure there are some people that just lay there. Not all of us do that. That's me. And for some reason, when I lay on a girl and just lay there, all they do they do is just like cough a lot.

There was one time I did to you. I just laid there and you go God, can you move or something? Yeah, do something. Look, this dick isn't gonna fuck itself. Help it out a little bit. It's kind of got a small brain. You just gotta wiggle it. Now you have to be careful because you don't want to wiggle it too hard because you pinch my one good nut. It's game over. You're the one that wanted to make it a damn squeaky toy. No, I want my other one to be a squeaky toy. I don't want to replace the good one with a squeaky toy. I want to fill the void. I want to fill the void. All right, so there you go.

There's our questions. We did two questions in half a show. Okay, so Troy's like, well, what if they're just really nervous? That's why you're given a second chance. Well, that could kind of be like a vibrator. Because by the second chance, you know, you shouldn't be nervous anymore. That could be like a vibrator. If they're just shaking like a leaf. I am such a douche.

God, you're such an asshole The other thing Do not try to have sex with a guy for the first time Somewhere where it's cold That's not fair That's the excuse I use That's the excuse I use And there's people listening right now that can understand that I'd be like, oh, it's because it's a cold summer night. Yeah, that's it. I got lucky. There were some girls that gave me more than a second chance. And I forever appreciate the fact that they did. Because, yeah, you know. Because once you get all mind-fucking fuck-a-rood, then it's just fucking.

Do you have one gal that was disappointed with you because you'd gotten like three hours of sleep and you sucked? Yes. Yeah. We're talking three hours of sleep in like two days. Yeah. And... That's what happens when you drink two nights in a row and go to work. But I made a lot of people happy. Yes. I made a lot of people happy in those times, being a clown. There was shit up my nose and there was all kinds of weird shit. That's all for a better, different show and time. Hey, guess what, kids? I'll see you next time.

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