Krazy Truth #108 Exploring the Bi side of the Lifestyle

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most coal for round two. Fight with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda.
Speaker2: Hey, no one would have known that if you just come to mouth shut.
Speaker1: Some of us would have. And Miss Amanda's here with her new hairstyle and she's rocking it.
Speaker2: It's not a style, it's a color.
Speaker3: It's a color.
Speaker1: But it's a new hair color style. What a fucking shit.
Speaker2: It's kind of purpley.
Speaker1: It was supposed to be purple, but then it, well, like a purple-black. Ooh. I've got to do something. But then it came out burgundy-ish. I've never come burgundy in my life before. Black cherry is what one person said, and I thought that was pretty good. It's sexy. I really wanted the amethyst, but the amethyst is pretty good. Okay. Sorry. All right. So, for those of you who don't know, we obviously do this in front of our secret Facebook group, Crazy Casbah. Shh. Don't tell the others. But if you'd like to join, we can okay up with that. But I'm flirting right now because there's people on there that there's a meme going around and I was liking some shit. So I was just making sure that they saw that. Can you focus on the show? No. I want to make sure that person knows that I put the little demon-y face. I'm old and fat, but it's worth a try. Okay. Are you getting excited about a meme on freaking Facebook? Maybe. It depends. It's usually why I don't comment to them comment to them okay so so let's start off with this is season three episode 108 sure i don't remember it is it is season three and it is episode 108 but hey we want to get to our sponsor we got a bunch of exciting shit going on so we got to hit all this shit we got to hit, man. Uh, first and foremost, let's say a big welcome to our sponsors. First of all, alt playground.net. They have streamlined, easy to navigate adult website. Unlike some of the free sites, there's no bots or fakes. Yeah. It's a pay-to-play, but you can focus on real connections with real people with real sex, real hookups. That's hot. So make sure you visit them today. That's altplayground.net. Check them out. We're there. We're happy that they're one of our sponsors. Now, also, are you tired of sleeping in the West spot? Are you? 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Go big or go home because that's the only way we fucking do shit in the Casbah world. So we are jazzed. Not just jazzed. We are stoked. Not just stoked. We are giddy beyond all realms of motherfucking believe uh the show crazy truth the one you're listening to right now as we fucking speak this is week two of the new thing we have been syndicated fuck yeah biatches we have been syndicated what does that mean that means you can now find our show we're're so excited that you can now find our show. All of a sudden, I'm so excited. I've lost my fucking notes. You can find our show on The Culture Radio, thecultureradio.com. This is a radio station, an internet radio station. They're primarily based out of Florida, Orlando. They picked up our show, and we are so excited to be part of the family so every thursday you can tune in 3 p.m eastern standard time that'd be 4 p.m central central standard time and listen to the crazy truth on thecultureradio.com download them today we're so excited we've been syndicated and away we go now that's some fucking pretty big shit the last two weeks we've been fucking with, we got all kinds of shit going on. We're moving, we're shaking, moving and shaking. Okay. Who's been drinking? I just been drinking the Kool-Aid of life. It's what I do. Okay. So let's show for us. I don't have nothing else. Don't even know what we're going to do. Anything you are we done we good what are we doing no i'm good oh hey you know what's awesome it is nothing better than when our admins of the fucking group that we're on don't realize when we're live on the air quit texting each other anyways you're just upset when a girl No, but when I can't read dual comments, we get ding. We sound like a slot machine without any money coming out. Well, maybe everybody thinks we're hitting slot machines. I wish there was stuff spooing out of the computer. Well, I might want to think of that too. You might want to reword that. All right. So let's get on with the show, shall we? Because we started today at 7.41, and I know that thanks again to Master Brandon and Anna for getting us this kick-ass studio clock. So we've wasted five minutes, so we need to get on with the show. You haven't wasted? I haven't wasted. I've just been exuberantly sharing information. I am totally impressed. What, that I wrote down the timer that I can read the clock? Quit fucking yawning during the show. God, we go through this every week. Fuck. I didn't do it last week. I have to make up for it. I'm going to get a fucking dildo. We're going to have it sitting here and every fucking time you yawn, I'm slapping you in the head with a cock. Maybe I'll just get a guy in here and be standing there and slapping the head with his dick each time. No, because then you won't be yawning, but your mouth will be open a lot. Where's Ms. Amanda? I have a hava around my head. Making the most romantic sound any woman can make. Choosing your dick over her hair. Okay, so. Wow.
Speaker3: This is what makes this shit so much fun to do. You're loopy today.
Speaker1: God.
Speaker3: Yeah, well, because we started recording.
Speaker1: Well, we started recording our other, the new podcast is out. It is. So the new Crazy Truth is out, but it will be out soon, this Thursday. But my new show, Kazma Rant, we recorded like five of those. That was pretty badass. So those are now out. Those are all over. Apple, Spotify, TuneIn, all over the place. So that's always fucking exciting. That's just me just with absolute zero adult supervision. So check out Kazma's rant. That's pretty fun to do. I actually have to keep my mouth shut. Yep, you just roll your eyes a lot. Actually, for the most part, I keep my mouth shut anyway. Here you go. I don't know if there's drinking involved. What? Yep, sure do. Okay. All right. It's wide open. So let's hit the ground running, shall we? Okay. Okay. So tonight's show is going to be a little bit different it's not gonna be different but the topic so we get a lot of questions uh and some of the topics are really really fun some of the questions are really really easy right because we get some questions you know like should it be a douchebag at parties well no yay great answer but sometimes we get questions that are a little bit deeper than that. I think still fun. And by the way, before we start anything, remember no matter what, no matter how serious we still make jokes about it. Why? Because we can, and life is too short not to have fun. So don't get offended. If you get offended, send all your, those emails to Amanda anyways. Uh, but so tonight's topic though, we've got a couple of questions of these and it's it's a huge thing in the lifestyle. Now, it's it's a it's it's a point of a growth and whatnot in the lifestyle right now. So we're going to tackle these. OK, so actually, this show is a lot of show. Well, we'll just go from there. So the first question, the first question comes to us from M. It's all we wanted to have. And it was Mr. M, actually. So so mr m uh and he did not even want to put where he was from because uh him and some of him and his wife uh and a couple of their other friends listened to our show on thursdays they get together and listen to our new show okay which is really fucking cool and but they didn't want he he discretion you know how that is and in this case it's a really big deal with this question okay so uh mr m's question is this or email is this uh he wrote long time listener uh this first time writing in i I have somewhat of a serious question, but I need your help. Awesome. That's what we do.
Speaker3: We help.
Speaker1: In the lifestyle, it's very much acceptable that for ladies to be bi, but it's not necessarily acceptable for guys to be bi. Okay. The thing is, is that I really want to experiment on the bi side i'm attracted to guys uh but i my wife does not know and i'm terrified to tell her help me what can i do so uh i reached out to mr m and to kind of try to find out a little bit more about i i At this point in in time i wasn't so much worried about how long they'd been in the lifestyle okay because i felt like how long they were in the lifestyle was neither here nor there so the question that the question the bigger question i had for him was how long have you started how long have been curious how long you know or actually it was have you experimented you know how long ago how how much have you experimented when did it kind of start what i was trying to find out was a little bit was is this something maybe there have been experiences earlier on in life and then had it been just like sheltered, put away? Or was this something new, you know, kind of to get an understanding of where Mr. M is at in his life and in general. Now, I want to put out here before we go too far. We're not registered sex therapists. We're not doctors. We're not psychologists. So the things we're going to talk about here, these are our opinions our opinions right so and that's we don't make any claims other than that so everybody's on the same page with that so he got back to me and uh he has never experimented
Speaker2: before did you ask him how long he's been married yes uh they've been married 15 years okay okay so
Speaker1: they've been married 15 years they got married when they were in their early 20s okay okay so uh they do have they do have kids he volunteered that part as well so they have he actually volunteered they've been in the lifestyle a couple of years now and the lifestyle has been great he has never experienced experimented before it's something that over the course of time since they got into the lifestyle and when they were first you know thinking about the lifestyle was something he kind of wanted to explore but he's never felt comfortable to bring it up with his wife or how to go forward and then once in the lifestyle the challenge in the lifestyle is we all know and it shouldn't be this way but it is what it is a lot of times it's not as widely accepted you know it's starting to be more so but right so look number one i think let's let's is that why they got in the lifestyle no uh they both wanted they both thought it'd be fun okay they both thought it'd be but now my personal opinion this is strictly my opinion here they both like to watch porn together you know they watch porn together just before they ever got in the lifestyle and shit and it was hot and whatever and then it was kind of all those things that one of those like you know watch the porn it came up on the porn thing the pizza guy shows up type shit chat and hey we should maybe try this nobody was in agreeance i personally have a feeling that there might have been some inkling for him before then or during that time frame right he didn't say that so again that's just my opinion but it it would seem somewhat logical to me i guess more than anything else so here's the first part yes it in the lifestyle it's not so much now as much as it as much as it was okay right when when we were and you don't have to keep watching this so because it's not scrolling down no it is when we first got in the lifestyle you really didn't hear shit about bi guys.
Speaker2: Not really.
Speaker1: Or even bi-curious or anything, because it was wrongly so, but it is what it is.
Speaker2: Well, you heard some stories, but it wasn't widely talked about.
Speaker1: No, it did not have, and it still doesn't have near the acceptance of, say, bi girls. You're never going to hear in the lifestyle somebody complain because uh a female is by curious right but you know for for guys it wasn't the same it wasn't the same way and that's not right but it is what it is so i guess the first thing is we can talk on it because when we first got in the lifestyle, we had misconceptions about if a couple, because we only played as a couple. We only played with other couples. But if another couple, if it said the guy was bi or bi-curious, when we first got in the lifestyle 11 years ago, we were, that was almost a definite no. And the reason it was that way was because we both had that concerns about safety at that point in time we weren't concerned okay there was never concern like oh my god if we're all naked then he's just gonna grab my dick and start no it wasn't it wasn't that it was we were more concerned about uh like age hiv and stuff like that. And that was a product.
Speaker2: Dads are uneducated.
Speaker1: Right, exactly. It was lack of education on our part and product of we were.
Speaker3: Stereotyping.
Speaker1: Well, we were stereotyping. We were young kids when HIV was really. So that, you know, we were growing up when they were going, oh a it's a gay disease so we were uneducated and we had to get educated a little bit uh now that's neither here nor there whether or not someone's bi or bi curious uh you know that's not what we're into and that's fine but that's not now that's something that's like oh my god no you know we grew up a little bit so in the lifestyle overall there was kind of that that stigma a little bit with it with bi guys first of all mr m that's changing a lot it is much more it is much more acceptable you'll see way more uh guys whether it be individual guys, singles parts couples that are either by curious or that are bisexual and you'll have bisexual couples that are looking for other bisexual couples so it's actually that part is starting to move forward the way the way it's supposed to there's the general synopsis overall but let's talk a little bit about how to approach how to how to deal with it with your spouse well what type of you know it all comes down to what type of relationship do you have with your spouse well a married one No, I mean in terms of how i don't even know here's what's really funny because i asked him if she was bi and she is it's okay or she she's bi selective so she again she doesn't you know again like selective right so the part that i thought was funny with it is is that she has no problem with it she hasn't she has no problem with being bi at all right but she has for her personally it's not a turn on to watch two guys some some women it is okay what people have to understand is look everybody has different turn-ons you when you first got in the lifestyle sucking dick didn't necessarily turn you on now a dick in the mouth gets you wet right maybe maybe my hat well i'm what i'm trying to show is. No, it does. It changes. Everybody changes. There are some women that sucking dick will make him calm. That was not. Some women, it won't do anything. God, that'd be fun. Well, I'm just. We'll try later. But I just mean there are certain. Some women anal super. Some people anal super hot. Some people it's not. Some guys like pegging. Some guys don't. Okay, so everybody has their own thing. So there's certain some women anal super some people anal super hot some people it's not some guys like pegging some guys don't okay so everybody has their own thing so there's there's nothing wrong with the fact that doesn't do anything for her okay and that's okay that's just fine the more important part of the the lifestyle is this is the key the lifestyle right here, is that the lifestyle is supposed to make it so that you can explore who you are or who you are as a couple, but not just a couple, as an individual. I firmly believe this. See, okay, we grew into this because we grew into playing alone and shit like that as most people do right but the thing is is that i think some couples make the mistake of believing that look we have to continue to grow at the same pace together no the lifestyle is about you're each going to find certain things you like as a couple but you're each going to find certain things that you like individually as well but you're each going to find certain things that you like individually as well. Okay. You're willing to get spanked, you know, or you're willing to try, like, you want to try rope play, right? Right. Okay. You think it'd be kind of hot. Doing it to yourself made you a little drippy, right? Right. Okay. Guess what? Tying me up ain't going to do fucking shit for me, except make me claustrophobic and freak the fuck out. Okay. Let's try that later. So the thing is, is it's okay. It's your, that's going to be something that maybe you'll really get into and that'll be a part of the lifestyle that you do you and you, we have time for you to do that and I'll do something else or, you know, or I'll watch and glad you're enjoying it. But it doesn't mean just because you're into it. I've got to be fucking tied up right next to you.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: So I think that when it comes to discovering or exploring your sexuality, especially something as big as bisexuality. Look, if you're the spouse and your spouse comes to you and goes i want to try this you need to have you need to have an honest conversation for one right but you kind of have a responsibility to be encouraging a little bit you you need to be encouraging because it it's if they're coming to you and saying hey i want to do this they're probably a little nervous it's we we've talked about this shit before on the show it's like the whole thing concept of me putting doing the joke thing on you i kind of wanted to but it took us being a lifestyle and seeing it for me to get the courage to ask you to do it oh there's some other weird shit you do well okay i'll you know what i'll fucking put out there i have the consent no no consent non-consent that's hot as fuck to me desire desire to to a limit to a degree that's hot as fuck for me yeah now i'm out okay yeah but for you that's not something that's hot just like you know the whole concept of the school girl thing calling me daddy i don't want it all the time but sometimes it'd be nice i'm just saying uh but anyways i don't want all the time but you know i like that everybody's a little bit different so here's the thing but i still had to it took courage for me to come to you and say here's the deal uh because i love if i'm about to come right i'm gonna fucking spill it here we go here goes coal ruining it here we go anyways there's nothing hotter than if you're you're tickling my ball because i only got one tickling my ball and there's times that then i will want i'll have my other hand wrapped around your mouth jacking off and then i'll say to you struggle yeah, struggle. Yeah, he likes me to struggle and struggle. Now, I don't want, yeah, struggle, I don't want you throwing punches, I don't want fucking you stabbing me, don't grab the lamp and beat me with it, okay, and it's not something all the time, but it's hot. Some people right now are listening and going, Jesus fucking Christ, that guy's a freak. Do I like, do I care for it? Eh? No, not really, but I do it because you like it right if the role is reversed it's not gonna it's not all the time well no but i mean it's it's one of those things it's not like you're not gonna if the tables are turned you're not gonna be like okay here's the deal and you're not gonna cover my mouth and say squirm and jack off that ain't gonna do shit for you okay but it was scary as fuck for me maybe tying you up it was scary as fuck it was it was scary as fuck for me to ask you do you remember that conversation yeah i do you were terrified i would i was and you were nervous you weren't terrified no i was pretty fucking terrified and we'd been together like 25 years at that point no that was that was just last year. No, it wasn't just last year. Oh, wait, who was that other girl? No, I'm just kidding. Okay, yes, so 26 years, 27 years, whatever it's been, a long fucking time. But it was still... We'll save that little lecture for later. It was still... I was nervous, and I even said to you that i was almost embarrassed to ask i was beat right i was sweating like a fucking stuck pig and here's the thing part of what look if you would have went jesus christ you sick fucking bastard oh my god i never would have said anything about it again i would have walked away with my fucking tail between my legs just going oh fuck it wouldn't have changed that i would have wanted to try it i just meant i would never have experienced it i never would have and i would have felt terrified the next time something come up that i wanted to say that i was into and every time you did it for a while you apologized yeah i did yeah are you okay i'm so sorry i'm yeah i don't know i i just i i'm sorry i felt like a fucking pervert for wanting to do it i did i felt dirty and now it's like you know but it's just one of those things but it it took growing pains to get there that's mild yeah but let's face somebody that you've been married to for 15 years to tell them something like that either a they kind of already knew it right because you can kind of have a smidge of an inkling about it right i didn't with you i wanted you to be bi forever and a well and i didn't realize it until I tried it a couple of times. And then I was like, okay, this is fun to get them off. I do want to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a clitzy pop. But, I mean, you're talking about something. If you don't know your spouse very well and they take it the wrong way, then they could be afraid the other way of losing yes spouse to a to another guy which which it and this is where communication becomes so fucking major look spouse that's hearing this for the first time your reaction is so fucking important it's not even funny spouse that's sharing that information your reaction and how you present it is super important look if you're the one presenting it you can't be fucking upset pissed off or whatever if your spouse that you've just come out with this out of the out of the blue and say you know what i i want to i want to try to do something with another guy out of the blue you can't hold it against them if they maybe don't know what to say at first or maybe they react or respond a little less than just like fucking super excited or or you know don, don't be surprised. They go, why? What the fuck? You know, give them a chance because you've had time to ponder in your brain and think this through. They haven't. So you have to be you have to keep that in mind as you're as you're. And not dealing with it. That's totally the wrong way. That makes it sound like it's a bad thing. And that's not it at all. But as you are processing the information, you have to have an understanding that everybody's going to do it.
Speaker2: It's not going to be a one-time discussion either.
Speaker3: No. No.
Speaker1: And that's the other part of it.
Speaker2: And it's going to take reassurance.
Speaker1: It's going to take from both parties. Okay, I want to pause for a quick sec. We say that the other spouse has a responsibility on how they respond to stuff. We're not saying that you have to agree to it or agree with it as the other spouse. You need to to talk about it you need to talk through it you need to you need to really talk through it and talk through your emotions and and every part of it as long as it takes to get through it because this is that thing of once you suck as our good friends at front porch swingers say once you suck that dick you can't unsuck it and it's true so once that cat is out of the bag you can't make it like you can't all of a sudden go oh never mind i didn't actually say that no it's at that point in time the discussions are going to have to follow and they need to be honest discussions and they need to be deep fucking discussions and there needs to be look here's the deal if there's confusion if there's questions if there's tears if there's if there's joy if there's it doesn't matter what it is you have to work through the whole emotional aspect of it and you have to be willing to understand, no matter which part of that dynamic you are, that you're not going to necessarily have everything, a complete understanding with a 10-minute conversation. Okay? So, I mean, the discussion part of shit is so huge, it's not even funny. I can tell you this. That discussion needs to happen privately. Well, of course. Well, look, it sounds stupid to have to say it. How many times have we seen people try to create rules on the fucking fly? A lot. Okay. And I'm going to tell you something, and this may sound like a dick. I don't even fucking care, but the truth is what it is. I know. Cold doesn't sound like a dick, but here's the deal. That's not something you get drunk one night and fucking, well, fuck it and just go for it and catch your fucking spouse off guard. Yeah. And that's both ways. That's whether you're a girl who's never done it or a guy it doesn't matter you don't do that okay that's something that needs to be really understood and everybody on the same fucking page with that shit because here's the deal if you're new and you're trying something we've had this like i have no desire to be pecked not my thing right but if all of a sudden i decided i wanted to be okay one you need to figure out what the fuck where that came from out of the blue okay but let's say all of a sudden i decided that's something i wanted to do i'm sorry i it's a really bad idea to just randomly walk up to anybody and go you want to peg me that's gonna have i mean oh you have your line of girls at once i know i do but i mean the thing is is if i was gonna do something like that the the trust level that i would need to be there look the first time that i had knife blade done on me okay which was which was last which was last uh summer last summer right what did i say to you what was the one was my one thing i said i wanted to make sure that you did no matter what you're like i have no fucking idea i was hammered what i did yesterday um i was watching and that was what the one that i said i wanted yeah and here was the deal and and the person that did the knife play on me i trusted completely i had complete and total trust but i still said no matter what i want i did not want you to not i wanted you there watching the whole time and it wasn't that i didn't trust the person doing it tanya did an awesome job okay she was great for my own psyche my own peace of mind my own whatever because that was way out of my comfort zone right i am hooked up to a pole in my underwear in front of 70 80 people probably probably, if not more, whatever. I'm out of my comfort zone, but I wanted to try, but I still wanted you there. This is the same type of thing. If you're going to make that type of a decision, you're going to try something to rock on, but you want to be smart about how you do it. This is not something you just You know You just don't surprise people with that kind of shit
Speaker3: No
Speaker1: You just don't I'm trying to do math in my head real quick
Speaker2: Half time
Speaker1: No it's not half time If I start at 741 It's 811
Speaker2: It's half time
Speaker1: Fuck it is
Speaker3: Okay
Speaker1: Real quick We're gonna take a quick break We'll be right back Hey You Don't giggle I can't do my half time voice Thank you. Okay, real quick. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey. Don't giggle. I can't do my halftime voice. You know, you need to go. Fuck, it's all fucked up now. Hey, have you got a chance to get your crazy Casbah merchandise, your shirts, coffee mugs, stickers, the big finger on your car to tell everybody else to fuck off that you're a member of Crazy Kazma and the Crazy Truth. If not, you need to go immediately to www.CrazyK-R-A-Z-Y Kazma, K-A-S-B-H.com today. Get your merchandise now. New things constantly on the horizon. Bandanas, so much more see you there soon get your order in today www.crazykazba.com and we're back you thought i wasn't gonna pull that fucking shit off, didn't you? No, I didn't. I was trying to like make you laugh and shit. You can see the delay part on there. Okay. All right. So, Mr. M, I'm hoping we're actually answering a question worth of shit. I don't know. Maybe we are. Maybe we aren't. Who knows? I think you did. Pretty much in a nutshell, you know, you'd have a serious, private, deep conversation with your spouse. You should know her by now. Y'all kind of grew up together. Yeah. You got to trust. You got to have faith. But here's the thing. You know what? Life is too short not to be the best you. Explore the best you. Figure out who you are and what makes you happy. So you need to go for you need to go for it you need it you need it yeah you need to talk about but you need to go for it you need to reach it and find and explore who you are look the lifestyle we already know sex is fun but you're exploring the other parts of it that are so cool and let trust me there's a lot of bad kick-ass things coming out there to explore god knows 11 years we don't know shit yet i mean really uh not overall so uh the cool thing is we had a couple other questions with that one of the questions uh came to us uh that was from george uh he's in san diego uh wanted to know why there is such a stigma about uh by guys the lifestyle. Didn't we kind of hit that? Yeah, I mean, it just is what it is. I'll tell you why there's a stigma about it. People are stupid. We're uneducated. They're closed. Minds haven't been open to it. Right, right, exactly. And understand, different parts of the country, people are getting there. So, you know, we are in the Midwest, so it sometimes can be a little bit a century yeah yeah it's a little bit slower it it's going to it's going to get there you know the thing is is just continue to to explore and and find look if you go to a club or go somewhere and it's not acceptable uh or you don't feel comfortable then don't go to that club anymore you know go to other events whatever so don't don't let don't let stupid people stop you from being you all the way across the board so that that's kind of a i thought that one uh again a couple things on the west coast blah a lot on the coast the coast is a little more open than the midwest it is what it is it's just you know the mid look the midwest we'll get there we just got to put the covered wagons away it's getting there actually it is you have more people that are coming open yeah being open and and that's awesome it really is i mean you know here's part of the lifestyle is get fucking educated really about all kinds of shit look there we talked about this before There's nothing wrong with looking shit up Doing homework, if you don't know, asking people There are people listening right now on the Crazy Casper page That know that I have asked them questions Even 11 years in What the fuck does that mean? Somebody says something, I'm like Google the fuck out of it Because we don't know And that's that's you know what that's okay you you're not gonna know everything and it's okay to ask it's okay to fucking research or look it up or whatever i mean you know look there's some shit out there that the first time you see it you're gonna be like wow what the fuck was that okay the pussy dream catcher is the first thing that comes to my mind okay it's a legit toy it has a legit name and and it's not what the name of it is but it looks like a dream catcher and it hooks like pussy lips open stuff whatever the thing is the first time you see it there's kind of a shock factor there a little bit because you don't know and then when you see people buy it you're like really what and then you start asking questions i mean if you want to have a really great time with us take us to to a hardcore uh kink event bds event because we're like kindergartners walking around oh yeah i mean we you know we've got one of our admins of our alt page uh has been bombarded with questions from us in the past what are they doing what are they doing that for you know what what's that mean what what's going on now one of our other friends uh there were different cages we were at an event one time we're like why do they have it like this why do they have it like this you know me being the jackass joker i am i'm like why do they have bird cages you know i mean but we learned a shit ton of stuff like oh just like i learned you don't just go eat the cookies okay you know that's for aftercare i'm pretty sure you just made joe laugh i know that's right that's for aftercare i didn't we didn't even know what that was you know and but we we learned and we learned by asking questions that that's why this shit is so that's why these shows are so fucking important i mean that's really ultimately the difference between now and and when we were fucking kids you know when we were kids at least you you couldn't look if you went to your mom and dad and were like you know what are anal beads you were gonna get fucking slapped upside your fucking head that discussion was going to happen at all. I don't really want to think if my mom had anal beads, but I'm sure we'll find out someday. I quit asking my mom questions when I said, what does one boy ask me if I'd go with him? And I said, I don't know what that is. And she goes, you don't need to be doing that. Yeah. Fine, I won't. So I never asked her another question again. Yeah, that was our sex ed. There you go. You know I don't need to be doing that yeah and that was fine i won't so i never asked another question again yeah that that was our sex ed there you go you know some and so we learn shit stupid you learn shit just completely ass backwards and wrong as we said in the other question we came from a different era so we didn't know we were uneducated well even when i was little
Speaker2: we were watching some movie and we were all sitting around as a family me being the youngest of four I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't, so we didn't know. We were uneducated. Well, even when I was little, we were watching some movie,
Speaker2: and we were all sitting around as a family. Me being the youngest of four was, like, clueless. Wait, what?
Speaker1: And how has that changed in 48 years, almost 49?
Speaker3: Shh. Shh. Sorry. Anyway.
Speaker1: Next week.
Speaker2: So here they broke into the boys' bathroom, got into the condom machine,
Speaker1: and they're blowing these up with their heads and their nose. And I said, what's that? Your dad will explain it to you later. Did your dad ever explain it? Nope. Nope, because we had a kid. I was 19, and I didn't know what they were. Well, yeah, I knew what they were. I just didn't know how to put one on. Still don't. So, well, actually, that's just lack of education when we were in college oh god we were dumb we were yourself you didn't go running in and do shit bitch don't even go there when we were in fucking college we were we were fucking that was our day we went on one date we actually went on one date one date yeah we fell asleep we fell asleep a laser light show last time we went to we were just fucking but we fucked before our date and when we got back anywho we're like oh we never use condoms we're like well we probably should use condoms we're fucking 19 and 20 and embarrassed to go in the store and buy condoms so we go in and you should be happy because you're sure you're having stuff i'm getting late i should have been shouting but nope i'm like we're like we went about like fucking lunch meat fucking no it was iced animal crackers that's right iced animal crackers and condoms and the condoms here's how we picked them up we walked by the condoms and i just kind of reached over and grab a pack and threw it in the cart and what happens when when you get home? Oh, fuck. So, and, you know, going through. What happened? So we get home with the fucking condoms. They're fucking un-lubed, fucking, hey, these are the sticky kind. They were horrible. It was like fucking with a rubber tire on. We used one of them. Yeah. We used one of them. We're like, well, this sucks. But we were so fucking were so fucking i mean yeah we were like embarrassed as fuck now and stupid now 47 years old i go you were embarrassed that you were getting laid you had tried to hide it with iced animal crackers i'm sure we fooled everybody with that god you know and but that was but when you don't have sex talks when you don't have i mean you know you'll get you'll get hair in certain places when you get older and sometimes you'll wake up and you'll your dick will be hard and that's okay and pre-com yay and you're like okay well fucking a in college i mean shit you're just like i want to stick my dick in stuff hey look there's stuff later known as a man No but i'm just saying so when you're uneducated about shit you make stupid fucking decisions and you do stupid shit and and it's like it doesn't have to be that way now the cool thing is as you look around and we see kids and of course we're this is our business now so we deal with and see sex stuff all the time it is such a totally different world and the conversation is like night and day i'm i'm sure there's some 20 somethings right now listening to us two old fuckers going god those guys are fucking stupid we knew about this shit in junior school. Yeah, but we were taught to be embarrassed by sex and shit. Do you remember when the kids, when I think our oldest one was getting ready to go into junior high? So he's graduated almost 10 years ago from high school now. I'll give you an idea. We're fucking old. Anyways, there was a big thing in like 2020. The big thing in junior high was girls were sucking dick so they didn't have to do other shit. And there was a part of me going, are you fucking kidding me? I don't know. thing in junior high was girls were sucking dick so they didn't have to do other shit and there was a part of me going are you fucking kidding me gee where the fuck was that when i was in junior high i mean where the fuck was that when in high school it wasn't until i was a senior in high school that i was consistently getting a blow job i mean it's like well that's fucking you know but that's how much more advanced kids are now. I mean, in junior high, if someone would said, OK, let's do you want to blow job? I wouldn't even know what that meant. I'd have been thinking, you know, we'll take your dick out. They're just going to blow on it. I don't know if it's doing anything yet. I mean, seriously. And I was a sexually fucking like I was jacking off by literally God's honest truth by age six I was jacking off could be explained why I only have one nut now I wore one out the first half of my life the fucking surprise the last of that long I'm trying to think of any time the tread was showing on my lap well junior high junior high was the first time
Speaker2: I got finger banged and everybody knew about it oh it was embarrassing
Speaker1: now everybody knows about it now we've got 40,000 people that know you want to have a gang bang on your birthday see how times have changed
Speaker2: hey it's your classmates that message me and get naked pictures so it's all good oh I'll tell my classmates now I'm like okay so how did everybody find that you got a finger back? Because it was in front of a bunch of people. Oh, my God. So you were a swinger early on. No, we thought we were in the woods and back behind a tree. No, there was other people walking by, and I didn notice. Well, we were making out and I'm like, okay.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: Some things don't change at all.
Speaker2: And I didn't like it.
Speaker1: Well, no, there's all these people.
Speaker2: No, I just didn't like it. I didn't. They talk about somebody lost their virginity at 14.
Speaker1: I spent almost 20 years begging you to be a fucking swinger. And in junior high, you're getting finger banged with a fucking audience? Seriously? I didn't know there was an audience. You already knew you liked outdoor fucking public sex before you even each high school. Fuck, why was this so much work for me? Oh, God. Oh, Lord. See, this is why we do the podcast. It's for education. Look, I just learned something. Neat. I didn't do anything again until I was way older. Well, I get it. You didn't like it the first time. I understand i understand but still i was kind of a dork in junior high i'm telling you fucking saying oh my god that look i know that she wants to post pictures of me from high school so bad she can all see it and i won't let her do it but yeah no i was i was not a dork in high school i was a fine young man man in high school. And then I became cool in college. Fuck off. Don't even say a fucking word. But in junior high, I was a little bit of a dork. So the odds of me getting to finger bang anybody was fucking, like, not going to happen. Oh, you went to speech and debate. You fucked plenty of girls. That was in high school. And, yes, I did. By the time I got to high school, I had boyfriends. And then I got laid. I didn't have girlfriends in high school, but I fucked a lot of girls because I could do really good in speech and debate. I could convince people. I was working in my early sales skills. Yes, babe. And they were working. Little did I know. Did you know he was in speech and debate? Can you tell? Here's what's funny. I thought when I got older, making money with sales skills would be the highlight. I am so fucking wrong. Because back then, wow. There is nothing more fun.
Speaker2: No, all you have to do is get on a Boy Scout uniform and you'll be all good.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah. There's a uniform that just fucking makes everybody hot and excited. Ooh, ooh.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: You won an award for popcorn.
Speaker3: Neat.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm. For sales. Nice thing is they won't sue us Because they don't have any money left I'm just saying I'm not going to comment Were you a brownie enough. Did you get any awards for any outdoor activities?
Speaker3: You know what we should do?
Speaker1: We should start a swinger version of, like, adult. This guy will do, like, awards and shit.
Speaker2: How to make your own dildos.
Speaker1: How to make your own molds. Okay, so now we're going to get sued. Now. Yeah, shit like that, though. We could have, like, the... Adult club? No, well, it'd be like the Casbahs of America. Shit. We could have camporees. We're not just in America, hon. I know. Well, we'll have international camporees and shit. Not jamborees. Let's go on a camp out. Okay, the first person to get a blowjob by the campfire wins. It'll be a Casbah High Adventure. Oh, God. Fuck, yeah. Casbah canoe trips. Fucking on a zipline? Okay, I didn't participate in that one. I know you won't. No, but they do canoeing, so you could have, like, Casbah canoe trips and shit. Fuck, yeah. Why do I not think of this stuff earlier? Sweet mother of Christ. Because it's not really that good an idea. What do you mean? That's an awesome idea. I mean, except for the whole public thing and fucking laws and rules and shit. I'm all for the public thing. I know you are. I don't know why. You know what we need to set up? We need to set up that. Because I'm a nature type person. I like to be in nature. I like to be out in the fresh air. And fucking out there is awesome. So we need to set up a gangbang at a Walmart parking lot for you. No. Remember when we went camping? I'm sorry, not a big box retail parking lot. Remember when we went camping and it just poured? I was so fucking horny. It wasn't even funny. I'm like, there was something. It just turned me on it just turned me on like oh we're in a tent it's pouring so but our kids were in the tent so it wasn't gonna happen so here's what you need to do send us your park pass your park pass why do you think crazy summer nights is such a good idea you do? We're just going to do a tour of state and federal state parks. And we'll do like a treasure hunt. If you find us, you get to fuck Miss Amanda. Who is that at the base of Devil's Tower? Oh, my God. The Grand Canyon just became a better view. Sweet. You would fuck in the Grand Canyon. Well, yeah, I would. Like at a lookout point? Because you're not afraid of heights. Yeah, I couldn't hear that. But you could. Like holding on to the rail, getting bounded from behind? Yeah, I know you would. I'm just saying. I know how you are. Is there supposed to be a problem with that? Well, I don't know. I mean, there could be if the rangers show up. Actually, what we need is if you are a park ranger, that's what we need. If you are a park ranger, guy or girl, send us your picture, send us your information. No, seriously, because they would know the secluded spots to go. Look, it'd be a guy or gal in uniform. That's a turn on for you, right? It depends on the uniform. They're not going to look like Yogi Bear A park ranger So they're going to be in shape They're going to know the places to go They're going to smell like Wilderness Pine trees and squirrel nuts Whatever Musk Petuli you're gonna get fucked in a deer a tree stand so the thing is is that you know that could happen if or a duck blind duck blind maybe you know if i ain't fucking in a deer stand because i ain't going in a tree for nothing well i know you won't but other people don't mind heights so what you're trying to say i. Okay, here's the thing. You can lean me up against that tree and go at it. I don't care. One of my friends, again, here we go again, who you really wanted to fuck in college, is a park ranger. I know that. But he doesn't know about us. One slip of the click of a button, and he can know about us. You'd fuck him again. I almost said his name, but I forgot to protect the innocent so here okay back to what i was saying what i would i wanted to fuck him then what i was gonna say what i was saying was if you are a park ranger or you know a park ranger that wants to have sex you're a park ranger guy or gal send us an email crazykazby.kazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykazbykaz crazykazbak, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot kazbak, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. Include some basic stuff. Age, what else do you want to know? I mean, you don't care about age. Age, what park you're at, and a picture. Sure. Well, I mean, here you go. You never know. And then, because that's an exotic location it's outside and could be public i guess i don't know there could be a chance of a fucking he knows a bear shit in the wood i don't know but it fucks so that would be pretty fucking badass that can be like our like we can have a chasm on the road. Road rules Casbah style. We're visiting national parks. There goes MTV. Yeah. So that was an old enough reference. No one would have known that's who it was. Thanks now. That'll be great on the lawsuit. No, it was still going on for quite a while. But yeah, let's do that. So we're looking for a park. Yeah, you can try. Okay. Hey, boo-boo.
Speaker2: God.
Speaker3: Bring a picnic basket. It's awesome. It's a picnic basket.
Speaker1: Get it right. Obviously, you didn't watch a whole lot of Yogi Bear.
Speaker3: Wait a minute.
Speaker1: The only thing that sucks, that means I'm boo-boo.
Speaker3: Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker1: Fucking blow. Oh, God.
Speaker3: All right. So, yeah.
Speaker2: So there you go. We're going to... Fuck on. No one's going to write in. You know what? What do you know? You don't know that. Surprise me. Remember the last time you said no one's going to sign up was when you said, If you can find somebody who wants to fuck me Remember that started 11 years later See where we're at That's true Next thing you know You're gonna be pulling fucking pine cones from your cooter If you're not careful Might be kinda rough It's a squirrel's dildo What? If a squirrel can fit a pine cone They have issues It's a gap's dildo. What? If a squirrel can fit a pine cone, they have issues. It's a gaping squirrel. It's bigger than having a baby. Holy crap. It's that slutty squirrel. Sometimes I wonder about him. Oh, fuck. I'm the one that's been drinking. Oh, God. Princess Buttercup had him. No shit. All right. Say something why I take a drink. Why he takes a drink, I have to say something. Wow. What can I say? Nom. Ah, okay. All right. We're better. We're back. The show must go on. Next week, I think I'm hosting the show. Are you? Next Sunday. You're doing it? Well, Saturday's my birthday. Yes, it is. Are you going to do it solo? No. I'll only do the introduction. I won't finish talking. It is't finish talking that's the other thing
Speaker1: by the time you guys get to hear this Facebook people you're hearing it right now live but the rest of you are going to hear it on Thursday Miss Amanda's birthday is June 13th so June 13th so make sure that you send her some birthday wishes if you would we'd love to have you send her birthday wishes you can email them to us that'd be nice send birthday wishes We'll see you. No. But yeah, no. That might get made fun of driving Miss Daisy. Don't you make fun of me all the time i won't make fun of you i'm driving in a corvette that one of your fans gave you i'm just saying no i the thing is is miss amanda this is she's she's it's a party year so and and saturday starts before i get a party year this is she's gonna celebrate hard the last year of the 40s so she doesn't look at if you're gonna if you if you subscribe to our youtube channel you see that she looks like she's about she's not even people don't think she's turned 40 yet but so the thing is is uh we want to make this party a fun blast because obviously a lot of 2020s kind of sucked but at least things are kind of open so maybe we'll actually be able to get out and do some stuff and you know like celebrate your birthday versus just being you know trapped and caged but if you think you're going to not be too hung over to fucking run the show next week you think I'll be hung over? Well maybe I don't get hung over you might not you're getting older I don't know thank you thank you I've been waiting for that all fucking day you can only say that because you're younger uh only for a little bit but i only have one so i try not two months i have to put up with getting i didn't do that that bad to you last year oh no i did not do that too bad to you last year i really did some a little bit because it's tradition and we don't want to break tradition i know you appreciate that these are things that you love about me look your family lives to be 187 years old what 50 is no i'm not even halfway no no i'm on the fucking perpetual downhill slide and i haven't quit 50 yet you're like, it's like dog years or some shit. Like in reverse. So I don't know.
Speaker2: I expect my broom in the mail.
Speaker1: Yeah, no shit. We're teaching the dog.
Speaker2: You usually say that.
Speaker1: Teaching the dog to ride the broom. All right.
Speaker3: So there you go.
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