Krazy Truth #107 I don't squirt, Now what?

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the high blood pressure and the most cool triglycerides 518. Uh-oh. Uh-oh uh and i'm here with the lovely lovely and quite possibly widowed if i don't get my shit together miss amanda hey actually i'm not kidding about the triglycerides and high blood pressure no it's called massive diet yeah guess who's gonna be one skinny motherfucker soon this guy because why because he needs to uh so before we go on we so mandy gets to drink and you don't yeah no shit i've got my sexy water wow i look like fucking bozo the clown i'm like going my hair kind of see coal see coal not say a fucking word uh by the way we starting at 721, and I know this because thank you to Master Brandon and Anna. They got sick of listening to me bitch about a clock for the studio, and now we have a badass clock in the studio.
Speaker2: I don't know if I can show it.
Speaker1: Don't fuck it up, man. Don't fuck it up. I know where it's at now. This is awesome. So I will, actually, we keep track. I'll know when halftime is and everything. uh okay so i am not old angela shut it okay before we get started uh first this is season three i'm not gonna fuck this up this time because i've been running an episode behind yeah yeah i keep saying the wrong episode this is episode so this is season episode 107. Dun. Ow, that hurt my ears. Oh, yeah, baby. We're in the hundreds now. Okay, so we've got all kinds of exciting shit to talk about. I thought you were in the hundreds. Maybe like the 500s. Yeah, you're so funny. Cunt! So that's it. Have me have a hard hack on the air. It's a big one, Elizabeth. It's a big one. No, okay, I'm fine. I'm healthy as a fucking sickly ox. So, but first, let's give some shout-outs, shall we? Sickly ox? Well, I'm healthy as an ox, but I'm going to hire triglycerides, so I'm not a healthy ox. I'd be a sickly ox. I'll soon be a gazelle. I'll be so slim and sexy. Are you going to start bouncing around? Yeah, in a little while, when I'm sure that it won't cause my arms and jaw to hurt. Okay, so let's give some shout-out to some sponsors. So first of all, don't hit me. Ow! I'm feebleble uh hey are you tired of sleeping in the wet spot i'm sure you are sappy sappy drippy drippy wet uh don't do it anymore nomorewetspot.com visit our friends at nomorewetspot.com they have created a uh blanket created out of a 100 polyester waterproof blanket uh it's got a cool dry fleece. It's specifically designed to catch your cooter juices, to catch the wet spot. And sperm. And sperm. Yeah, and massage oil. Whatever. Get one today. It's a perfect size to take with you. They have other toys as well. Again, visit our friends, www.nomorewetspot.com. Now, that's one of our friends. So, but now, now we're ready to announce some exciting shit.
Speaker3: Yep. Okay.
Speaker1: So we're, we, uh, things are growing and moving and shaking and doing those things that we do here at Crazy Truth, uh, because, and, and CASB in general, uh, because, well, this is what we do, right? So we are extremely proud to announce we have, uh, just completed and a, a, well, this is what we do, right? So we are extremely proud to announce we have just completed a mutual agreement with a new full-time continuous sponsor. We're super excited to announce that we are a partnership with ASN Magazine. That is correct. ASN Magazine is the premier online adult lifestyle magazine. Articles, interviews, and so much more. Check it out. Subscribe today. Over 3,000 subscribers. Check it out. Get your monthly edition today. Go to www.asnlifestylemagazine.com. We are so excited to have them on board. You will start to see some stuff, some of our ads in in their magazines as well they have done stories on us in the past and hopefully we'll be on the front page soon uh so we love these guys and we're so excited we closed that deal uh i've got another one coming another big announcement and we'll actually wait i want to do this first so the next huge announcement we have we have so many big announcements this could be the cause of all my heart problems. It's so exciting, exciting time. Uh, actually we are super, we are super, also super excited to announce that we have, uh, joined and done an agreement with alt playground.net. Uh, we are excited, uh, to announce that, uh, uh, their newest partner and sponsor, altplayground.net. They are a lifestyle site dedicated to helping you find your next adventure. What is Alt Playground? It's an open community for sexually open and non-monogamous folks, that would be all of us, designed to create new adventures. For for over 20 years they've been a regional player in the game so regional website and guess what they're just like us go big or go fucking home they're rolling out nationwide and we are part we're on that train choo choo uh and so make sure that you check them out go to alt playground dot net get signed up they are super clean interface they are constantly adding new things growing uh and new feedback and it's just gonna be all designed to make sure you have a better experience all the way through so that's pretty damn exciting yes it is we are super excited to be a part of their family be a part of the alt playground network uh we're super excited to be part of the asn network we love our sponsors obviously no more wet spots you'd almost think that was all yeah that's a lot that is a lot for one day i bet if we took my blood pressure right now that motherfucker's going through the roof anywho uh i like to antagonize miss he it's funny no i don't think it's funny but you know look look at the 2020 so far we did we lost nut we went from cancer to cancer free we lose nut we're all good quit smoking it'll be four by the time you hear this show it will be four months that i've been smoke free quit cold fucking turkey uh for and four months no worries it was easy it was like right after 27 years and i was like hey i'm done all it cost me was a ball uh so uh obviously and and now so 2020 i can say i'm cancer-free and now obviously uh we're gonna see if we can't do like you know fix my ticker and we'll be good to fucking go i'm kicking medical issues asses um it's not funny so okay well i'll tell you what i'm going Thank you. fix my ticker and we'll be good to fucking go i'm kicking medical issues asses um it's not funny so okay well i'll tell you what i'm gonna here's the deal i'm not actually gonna tell you guys about the other announcement yet i'm gonna tell you this we are excited to announce because our show is being syndicated by two different two different places uh that we're gonna be announcing next week so besides being able to hear our show and all the places you can hear it right now right and all the places you get podcasts and radio stations we're already a part of our show is being syndicated and so that we are we've picked up uh another radio station uh that's on the east coast out of orlando it's going to cover the entire east coast and beyond uh and one also as well, and we will announce those next week. So guess what? We're fucking everywhere, biatches. You can't get rid of us now.
Speaker2: Could we before?
Speaker1: Not really. Finally, one last thing. We'll actually answer questions, by the way. Oh, fuck shit. Oh, fuck shit.
Speaker2: Oh, fuck shit.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: Someone has to stay sane. Do you want to say anything?
Speaker2: Oh no, keep jabbering
Speaker1: Jabber What was I going to say?
Speaker2: I have no idea
Speaker1: Oh fuck, no it was important too It was something I was going to say Before one last thing, before we did Any more fucking Stuff and things Touch my nose, I'm going to die
Speaker2: That gives me a lot of hint
Speaker1: God, I look silly We'll be right back. before we did any more fucking stuff and things. Touch my nose, I'm gonna die. That gives me a lot of hint. Oh, fuck, man. What was it? God, I look silly. No, you don't. No, this is like really important. What the hell? I don't know. Well, I'll think of it in the middle of the show out of the random blue. Oh, you know what I said I was gonna do? I was gonna write down the time we started. Otherwise, I won't know when halfway is even using the clock. That was 7-17. Okay. I'm still learning, kids. It is what it is. It's all this high-tech stuff. You're going to give me a mental breakdown. Pretty much. Oh, I remembered it. All right. So if you guys like our show, now granted, obviously, Miss Amanda is the selling point of the show. Tits will do that for you uh i thought it was your mouth yours is pretty good too spit on the microphone uh so uh but there is a there's a there's this new show on the horizon yes it's called casbah rants and uh and what it is is this is a cole show That's right. We're going to have zero adult supervision, and you thought we were opinionated here. You ain't heard nothing yet, kids. We are in the process of recording. Shows will be out in the next two weeks, so start planning to listen for Casbah Rants. It's all me, and so, you know, you can dream about it, Amanda, while you're listening to me jabber, so we're pretty excited about that also. Maybe in the background. We'll have a giant picture of it. We'll have your tits up in the background. It'll be awesome, so there you go. Do you want to talk about anything? I get to speak? Make it quick. I only drink so long.
Speaker2: Nah, it's okay. Cheers. Oh, dear.
Speaker1: All right, kids. So, believe it or not, I think that's the whole show. It was great. We'll see you next time. No, I'm just kidding. For those of you who don't know, we are recording in front of our live studio, not our live studio audience.
Speaker3: It's our live-
Speaker2: We have a live studio audience?
Speaker3: What? The dog?
Speaker1: It's our giant secret Facebook page. Does he count us a live studio audience it's our the dog it's our giant secret facebook page he does he licks me yeah that works that cold got licked this week so wrong you did i did uh-huh could be why i'm such a good mood good thing we did that before we got the triglyceride result isn't it before the doctor actually you got those like the day before yeah but the doctor hadn't called me to tell me my heart wasn't healthy enough for sex so it doesn't count uh so uh yeah wow well i got more than like so that means man needs to get fucked this week oh yeah because because you're definitely i'm i'm blowing that that record out the water water holy fuck you're just trying to find somebody just he teased me last week well actually i put him off you're trying to find somebody just in case and next up in the batter box is no i'm not ready to venture more into co-workers aren't you gonna have a threesome at work what wait actually you know uh so i test my nose again i'm gonna die i just keep you sure you don't have covid go bigger go home i need a hand sanitizer no we do record in front of our secret facebook group if you don't know so that's who sometimes you'll hear us talking to uh it is a secret facebook group shh don't tell the others but if you'd like to join send us an email uh at crazy dot casbah at gmail.com or you can find on facebook i have a non-secret page casbah inc but that's k-s-b-h inc that's yeah
Speaker2: that's a feeder page because people know what casbah is or how to spell it or anything
Speaker3: We'll be right back. It's a secret page, CASB, Inc. K-S-B-H. But that's called S-B-H, Inc. That's, yeah.
Speaker2: That's a feeder page. Because people know what CASB is or how to spell it or anything.
Speaker3: Right. Okay.
Speaker1: Should we get to questions? Oh, my God. We're already 15 minutes into the show.
Speaker3: The smart ass isn't.
Speaker2: No, we are not, jackass. Damn near. 11 minutes.
Speaker1: It started at 7.17. It's 7.33.
Speaker3: No, it started.
Speaker1: You started going live at 7.17. You looked at that. you said 7.21. Change your time. Oh. Wow. I'll be damned. This clock thing. See, I put the rules down. Damn it. I'll figure out this clock thing. Okay, sweet. Well, we do have time to answer questions. It's like we can do a regular show. Neat. He's loopy. It's because I've been snorting flower petals all day okay it's kind of warm in here my my i know it's not just me my shades are fogging up i'm kind of comfy oh my lord no wonder it's 185 yeah touch my face because that's why it's steaming my shades oh you're like sweating the eel all right so the first question the first question comes to and this is actually a really I really like this question a lot because I think it's a funny question but I think it's probably really really valid for more people and I'm surprised we haven't been asked this before uh this question comes to us from samantha and jerry samantha and jerry uh are some uh good listeners good listeners everybody's a good listener what the fuck are you doing are you sitting on a dildo back here what are you doing yeah hey for those of you just listening i could have done that for those that's just listening you want to subscribe to our youtube channel because you can see what the hell we're talking about you know that they can't see you on the I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don hell we're talking about you know that they can't see you on the oh yeah well you're frozen i don't frozen fuck it all fuck it all all right so anyways here i was trying to pose fuck off okay so this is from uh samantha and jerry uh they're they're from jersey okay so this question actually and as the letter states this is more from samantha than jerry okay okay since they've got into the lifestyle their sex life has improved greatly uh and the things that they do have improved greatly okay they also started to watch a lot of porn before they got into and started swimming with other couples.
Speaker2: Fucking rock on. We all love porn.
Speaker3: Absolutely.
Speaker1: And, of course, they point out that that was based a lot on our suggestion of doing research.
Speaker2: Oh, okay.
Speaker1: So, see, look at us helping people. Now, the letter goes on to state, the problem is now, sometimes Jerry thinks every night needs to be a porn night and we're doing things we didn't always do which is fun once in a while but oh my god we're not making a porn can we quit acting like making we're making a porn and how do we go back to some normalcy that was their question so i reached out to them okay okay so what she's talking about is she goes you know yes we they used to have vanilla sex and and they weren't big on switching positions and stuff like that and they're that part of their sex life has been enhanced but now it's more of the the you know like the gagging her when giving blow jobs and the the more of the really aggressive sex and more and and her thing and they're what they're struggling with is trying to figure out how to get back to a happy medium and the fact that she also went on to say it's not just porn sex but it's know, there's swinger sex and there's regular sex. And what's wrong with just, like, fucking, you know, just doing it like normal? What's wrong with just being and doing, like, missionary like they used to do? Why does every night have to be a production? And I'm like, okay, that's pretty valid. So I dug a little deeper, though, with that. I'm like, when you say be a production, she goes, you know, and they both they both agreed toys, because now that really turns him on, you know, but her on at times both. But but toys and, you know, it sounds like they alluded to the fact that maybe there's been some things like maybe some ties and some things like that. OK, that they hadn't been exposed to and it's hot at times but her biggest thing and it's really her more than him is what's wrong with going back to just having some just having sex going to bed as a couple having sex why does it have to be a production and and i i thought that was a really great question and and it's and why does that be production how can we get back there did you ask them how long they've been in the lifestyle yes i always ask how long they've been in the lifestyle they've been in the lifestyle uh almost two years so if you take the covid shit out of it let's subtract maybe about about a year and a half i did not get i never heard back when asking like how many hookups or or along those lines but so but about a year and a half i did not get i never heard back from them when asking like how many hookups or or along those lines but so but about a year and a half two years what they've been in the lifestyle okay i'm trying how i've got sweat burning my eyes i'm trying to i'm trying to think when we if we went through that i think everybody kind of does yes we did because it was like oh that turns you on okay so the first time you saw somebody choke me how often did you choke me oh are we talking like just around the house are we talking no yeah yes we did i did that so it was something fun something you found hot and so you did it quite often now you don't do it hardly at all actually i don't think well very rarely i don't so i think you everybody goes through a time where they find something that really turns them on and they do that until they get tired of it and then move to something else now we okay but we are different that you never had a lot of toys and we still we still don't we still don. We still don't. We don't have a sex swing. We've talked about getting the straps on the bed and stuff. But we both agreed. For us, now we're empty nesters, so in our rental house, since we sold our house, we don't have an extra room that could be set up as a sex room. I suppose if we did we did like when we finally decided where we want to loot we don't want to get our acreage and stuff we could have a room that was a sex room that if we had a swing and stuff like that but in terms of like the portable ones to tear down and set up i i don't know how much we'd use one i don't think we would i to me it's almost like when you get a pool table initially you're like fuck yeah Let's go shoot pool Woo And you're shooting pool And you're shooting pool And then like you know Like six months or a year later It's where you fold the laundry But think about it this way There's some people that make It's not negative at all whatsoever But some people make a scene out of it It has to be certain ways it has to be done leading up to sex right so we're like crawling bed and want to fuck right and then there we go we don't make a production of it we don't no it was it was we don't tease each other there's really hardly any foreplay we're just like okay let's go wait okay done yeah i mean well i mean yeah because like there'll be times if we're gonna go fuck one of us will grab the other one go hey come on right and we just go you know the biggest the biggest foreplay is getting the dog out of there so the dog's not sniffing my ass when i'm trying to hurry up before he bites yeah exactly i mean really and the thing is it's not that we don't like the other part of it yeah no we do it's just but also sometimes swinger sex or the concept of swingers what quote unquote or or porn sex whatever can get it gets old i mean it's it's like you know look between each other yeah between each other yeah i mean now i don. Okay, so if you're a couple that's really into role-playing, rock on. That's not our thing, particularly. So, like, to do an elaborate role-play thing would be like... No, there was one time that I cut your hair and I put on... I stripped naked and put on my big red heels and came out and go let's have a haircut and you thoroughly enjoyed that and
Speaker2: it went straight from getting your haircut to straight to the bedroom to have sex yes that was the most production i think we've had out of sex together yeah yeah that was yeah that was the biggest show we've ever yeah but think about when you when you hook up with another couple or you're
Speaker1: at a party you want to show your talents yes so to speak yeah yeah next up for his audition number 71 cool if you look at his wonderful hind flanks and watch him thrust yeah no you're you're exactly right i i'm hind flanks god i don't even know where the fuck i came over that uh yes i mean that that is part of it that you're like okay i i think probably for us if there's anything that we do more often it's me doing it more often is talking to you talking either you know some sometimes i i've learned to change it up a little bit and this is a good you know this is a good answer a good way to do this look i think what they're trying to do is or what jerry's trying to do is it's hot having sex a swinger sex is hot it's supposed to be and it's supposed to be in your mind it stays hot it stays whatever he's they're trying to recreate that a great way to do it words can go a long way so we were never ones that were going to talk dirty you know hadn't been but i found with you and it's also just as hot for me so let's put it out there is sometimes all of a sudden uh knowing somebody you want to fuck or maybe one of your one of your fuck friends or you know one of your fuck buddies whatever all of a sudden be like because i have so many you have a few and on all of a sudden or different people that you've played with individually to all of a sudden go oh yeah yeah you really want to feel yeah you you just don't you love how when e from your work shoves his slowly puts his dick in you or something like that or start to start talking or sometimes i'll say to you close your open your mind clear your head open your mind you know Thank you. One time I got you a big on when you to get you on coming i told you what to tell me right before you're gonna come the ex-co-worker that messages me occasionally yeah yeah well what it was i said tell me when you're tell me when you're gonna come even though i know when you're gonna come and so you were ready for when you were gonna come but i started started to feel, and when you said, I'm going to come, I said, okay. And didn't do anything. You remember that? I didn't do anything. And you're like, okay, we kept going and you're starting to come again. And all of a sudden I hit you with that. And you were sick. Boom. And you were like total body quivers, but it was just as hot for me too. it didn't involve any props it didn't involve it it didn't and it didn't involve a bunch of switching positions and anything else right you know and it can be just as hot well what she needs to tell him is can we just have sex the way we used to a couple of times you know I know you found it really hot and it is but not as often not every time we have sex right and I think it's important it's I think it's important they do that because otherwise it's not reconnection it's not you can lose yourself swinging it's like it's like Disney World for our minds and for our junk and for our bodies well i mean it is it's like this it's like this adult playground right but the thing is is that if you go to the magic kingdom every day eventually the fucker ain't magical anymore okay so then you start noticing the trash on the side and you notice the guy dresses goofy he's probably a little drunk and cinderella's blowing a dwarf so you know whatever so you're you're like you know the magic disappears from it so swinger sex is the same way like if your sex if your total sexual relationship as a couple or as a significant other whatever the case may be if your total sexual life goes away from everything but swinger sex you're gonna lose a key component which is intimacy because remember swinger sex isn't supposed to be intimate intimate i don't know what i'm saying i'm just making up words intimate superficializedimate. Super factualized. But I mean, now I'm thinking, it's a small world after all. But I mean, so the thing is. Oh, you can't do that shit. The thing is, is that you'll lose who you are. Yeah, you do. And you'll lose who you are as a couple. You know, we have a rule, and we haven't broken this rule this one we hasn't hasn't changed uh on our anniversary no we don't play that that's that's ours that's our day that's our day and and that doesn't change now we may play the day before we may play the day after fuck we might play the day of in the morning but anniversary night is our that's that's us and and that's because you still have to you can't lose you and and who you are as a couple because again swinger shit it's it's a fantasy it it's it's not supposed to be as real and if that's when you become victims of the fucking lifestyle and you have to stay away from that shit a little bit i think i don't know
Speaker3: I don't know. It's not supposed to be as real. And if that's when you become victims of the fucking lifestyle and you have to stay away
Speaker1: from that shit a little bit, I think, I don't know, do you think total fear of topic, but okay, do you think that, okay, so obviously we know the biggest thing is communication. You can still make regular sex hot, but sometimes regular sex is more because there's no condoms involved or anything. It just, it's a little much after a while i think is her point yes the swinging lifestyle can become you know quit choking me just make love yeah yeah exactly quit hitting me it's not hot this time how how okay when you first learned that grabbing my wrist which now it doesn't't work. Right. But for a while there, it was grabbing my wrist just automatically came. How often did you do that after you found that out? A lot. To the point that it didn't work anymore. Okay, and here's the thing. I have to admit this. Anyways, is the fact that it took you telling me. So it back to that communication thing look you have to say and it's really ladies it's you at what either side if one of you's i was gonna say it can go both ways well but if whoever you just have to say no no no i just i just want to i want to fuck like we used to i want to have sex like we used to you you just have to you have to put your foot down and say it and don't go well they might be no you're you're supposed to be strong enough to be in this so you have to do that shit you really really have you really have to and that and that's going to be a key to everything i'm trying to do math in my head right now so sorry 27 minutes right now right right now anna's going jesus christ i got him a clock now you can't figure out math what a fucking moron so 21 i hope that answers 48 27 i actually like that question yeah because i think it's something that really applies it's not just to new people no it's to everybody you find something that goes oh my god my wife just got off on that oh i'm gonna keep doing it yeah and then it's gonna be like would you stop it or or okay i'm gonna throw another wrinkle on this real quick before we go to halftime then the other wrinkle in this is like when we started playing alone you find you all of a sudden somebody shows you something new and you can't wait to try it out on your person.
Speaker2: And that's okay.
Speaker1: It's okay, but that's what they really like. And so all of a sudden, if that supersedes everything else that your partner's always liked before, that will piss them off. That will piss them off.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: And I had a thought in my head and I totally forgot it. Well, you can think about it over halftime. It was pertaining to that. Well, you can jump back in with it. Like, we're under some strict fucking rules with this shit. Are you shitting me? We never are. Oh, my lord. God, I can't think of it. Well, have another drink. Maybe that'll spur the little swimmers to go. What was I thinking? All right. I'm going to do halftime while you're thinking about it. All right. Hey, so halftime. Boop. Hey, don't forget. You want some really cool merchandise? You want to learn more about us here at Crazy Truth and Crazy Casbah? Would you like a shout-out done for birthdays, anniversaries, some other event? By us. One of us or both of us absolutely you know what you can find out information to do that and about all of our events and upcoming things that going on and the casbah world all by going to www.crazy casbah k-r-a-z-y-k-a-s-b-h crazy casbah.com go there today get your merch get your uh get your Get your safety mask, safety mask Go fuck yourself Virus mask And all kinds of other stuff See all kinds of artists Learn about our histories Can't wait to see you all there www.CrazyKazba.com And we're back Jesus Hey did you think of that thought While we were gone I I feel like a flicking clown. Flipping? Flicking? I feel like a clown. I feel like a clown. Oh, my God. You don't look like a clown. In the video I do, I'm like going, okay, woo. Well, hold on. Let me check. Knock. No, you don't really. What are you doing? Oh, my Lord. Oh, hell is breaking. I didn't do my hair. Can you tell? No, huh? But luckily, everybody that's just listening now knows it also. For those of you that don't subscribe to our YouTube channel, just so you know, if she looks like Bozo, she could be on in Chicago. It's really... You're the one that said, don't flick me off, bitch. You're the one that said... You called me bozo. You started it! Oh my god. Sweet mother of fuck. I pick, you know. Because I can't. Hey, the next question is, why is it the guys don't understand women? Because they're fucking batshit crazy. There was a deathly silence that fell over the studio.
Speaker2: Maybe it's the guy that makes her that way.
Speaker1: Huh? Could be. I don't know. Starting to understand other alternative lifestyles. Not everybody.
Speaker3: Alright,
Speaker1: shall we move along? We shall. We shall. You know, we got lots of ladies who have to send us questions now good yeah that's what i think so too and we'd love if you not all male dominated that's right there's nothing about the lifestyle that's male dominated except guys thinking they're in control you're wrong uh okay so uh this question oh my god my shades are all kinds of steamed up that's horrible and he won't take them off no i won't take them off it's part of the look are you shitting me oh my god not even to clean them off no well maybe if it wasn't 180 degrees in the studio. It's not 180 degrees. I was sweating here, sitting here, sweating like a fucking steam rising off of me.
Speaker2: It's all kinds of fucking.
Speaker4: It's not a whatever.
Speaker1: I'm dying. Take the coat off. You've lost your fucking mind. Oh, my God. Great news. We're now doing the studio. The studio's now in a sauna.
Speaker2: We'll crank up the air conditioner next time, and I'll wear a parka.
Speaker3: It's all the hell. Okay?
Speaker1: No, it's all to help me lose weight i know trust me it's for my own health and well-being uh yeah i got it so okay so this question uh angel you know all about cleaning the sunglasses. Want to lick them? They're nummy. Miss you.
Speaker2: You got to clean the sunglasses all the time. It's the only time they ever got cleaned.
Speaker1: I guarantee you these motherfuckers are salty. This is going to look like just salt flats. Yeah, they're sweat. Nice, lovely mix of hairspray and salt. That's like ball batter. Nothing better than that around your eyes. I wonder why every now and then you get pink eye weird oh my gosh why do we even try to do a show seriously why do we even do this to have fun we sure as fuck aren't doing that okay alright so this question ow quit hitting me for those of you just listening send help send help my not quite five foot tall wife is abusing all six foot 285 pounds of me she's beating me senseless i'm in kind of digging it but that's it don't hit me but if you squeeze my nipples nicely i like that just just oh bill you had to get a song stuck in my head or if you take and toggle my one ball what what song is bill getting stuck in your head well this is what he wrote okay it's getting hot in here take off all your clothes i'm not gonna sing it that's copyright hot in here. Take off all your clothes. We love having DJs on our main center. Okay. I promise we won't sing anymore. Okay. So, anyways, we're back to a fucking question. See, now, Jesus. Easily distracted. I'm a big squirrel. I don't like squirrels. They steal balls. nuts My bad We're getting kind of loopy I'm going to get a pet squirrel I'm going to call him nutty We've actually been snipping at each other all day So see we're getting a studio She's less of a bitch. Amazing. I'm kidding.
Speaker4: Wow. I love you. Ass wipe.
Speaker1: Be nice to me.
Speaker2: Mike, I can't believe you said that.
Speaker1: Neither can I.
Speaker4: Yeah, I'm a bitch.
Speaker2: I'm a female.
Speaker1: Slipped right the fuck out. I'll pay for that the rest of the week. See you next week, kids.
Speaker2: Every girl can be a bitch.
Speaker3: It's all good. Okay.
Speaker2: Go to the next question.
Speaker3: What? Move on. All right.
Speaker1: This question. This question. What? Move on. All right. This question. This question. No, no. What's in your drink? It's a premixed drink. Oh, I can't have it anyway. No, it's alcohol. Okay. Fuck. This question comes to us from Angie. Angie is from Louisiana. There's a big bunch of words. You'll have to read those angie's from louisiana angie has a question and her email started off with help and i was like oh that's not good her question was help i uh don't squirt now what and her thing goes on to say she's seen all these people she her and her significant other are relatively new in the lifestyle a year year-ish in the lifestyle and on all these pages and everywhere they go they see all these things where everybody oh squirters love squirters squirt uh and she doesn't squirt and uh so she feels intimidated by that she feels uh she says she feels intimidated and she feels uh awkward and embarrassed about that and yeah don't and but so i got i got a hold of her and i said okay so you never squirt squirted? No, she's never squirted. And I said, okay. And that happens. You know, I mean, I get it. Uh, but the other thing, what are you doing? What? Oh, the other thing, the other thing is she is already sick and tired of guys telling her, well, I'll make you squirt. And I'm i'm like i started laughing i started laughing because this is this is you to a t i was never intimidated by no you're right no but you get kind of jealous because everybody's like oh you know you've never had an orgasm until you squirt and i'm like i have like eight to ten when i'm having sex how is that not okay right oh well it's more intense well i can at least say i've squirted it a handful of times yes it's probably a little bit more well no it's about a handful right but when i have i don't remember anything being remarkable about it it just was wet well you were more like you were more excited because you could tell that you like oh my god i just squirted yeah i mean yeah it was more it was more like excitement that it did it versus anything but it wasn't it wasn't more intense orgasm at least for me here's everybody's different i know there's a lot of guys that are like oh my god that's the biggest thing in the world not every guy is just like is like enamored with thrilled to make people squirt or like thrilled about squirting my thing is is like for me okay if you're a squirter rock on my wife isn't and the sex is still just as hot and still just as awesome so i mean there's no like there's not like a difference in the quality of sex to me and it and i don't i don't think that well if a girl doesn't squirt when i fuck her that i didn't do a good job fucking her so do you think that some guys the ones that say they love squirters because they can tell that they got them off i think so i mean or i can see that i think it's like it's like a reward it's like a reward because i think a lot of now i'm the type of guy and some people that are listening right now on our page that have fucked up with us know that i'm the type of guy that i'm i ask you did you come because i i i want you to ask me and you know i did yeah i i ask and i want to know and so i think for some guys this way they don't have to ask they don't have to have the awkwardness of maybe the gal line they know know. Well, here's the thing. Putting on a show. One thing is if you keep the how great of a fuck you are to a minimum, you don't have to worry about being a disappointment as a guy. Okay? But for a girl, look, maybe you're a squirter with your significant other, but you're not with other people. I don't come with other people. Very rarely do I come with other people. With you, I come really, really quick significant other but you're not with other people i don't come with other people very rarely do i come with other people with you i come really really quick okay you're not a squirter uh but i i can tell you and and here's the thing and i'll let you take this from here with this but i can tell you as a husband i also can appreciate what uh angie is going through in terms of getting tired of hearing people say oh you just you just haven't been fucked right you just haven't been fucked right to squirt because i here's the deal i'm not a porn star okay and and this applies to no one other than you other than than my wife of of 25 almost 26 years together 28 i have no doubt that i'm one of the best fucks you ever have ever had because not maybe coming the best physical fuck but because of everything else that goes into a relationship for sex relationship plus we talked through it for 28 years right so if all of a sudden you're a guy and you're gonna walk up and tell my wife that she hasn't scored because she hasn't been fucked right that That's the equivalent of walking up and saying to me, dude, you don't know what you're doing. Okay, now that's a great way for me to go ahead and get pissed off and rip your dick off and shove it down your throat. Just saying. It's disrespectful to me. Plus, I think it's disrespectful to the woman to say that as well. So you tell me your thoughts on when a guy said it to you because you have guys said to you all the time not necessarily with sex all the time but oh i'll make you squirt you can try oh you know i eat pussy really good okay i'm not with sex i can easily orgasm yes very easily orgasm yes you can but i'd rather have multiple orgasms in a sexual session than one and done. Yes.
Speaker3: Yes. Like, I actually feel sorry for guys. You get a climax, you squirt, and you're done. Well, for 17 minutes at least. Well, okay, but you have a recoup period.
Speaker2: Yes. Me, I come, and then if it was really good and I was really horny, I will have another one right after each other.
Speaker3: Yeah, but the only thing that stops you is when you're totally holding your breath and running out of air. Yeah. I mean, because you've had at times, not just with me, with other people too, where you've had to say, stop a second, I got a breath. I have to catch my breath. Which is, that to me is just as rewarding as if you fucking flooded a room. I think the handful of times i have squirted was more my mindset leading up to it than anything else because if i was super horny and or whatever i was doing was just exciting me beyond all realms it would get me off yes The last time I squirted was being finger banged yeah well but i mean i watched that and that was like he went into like superman mode that motherfucker that hand was going like a million miles i was tired my arm hurt watching him finger banging because i'm just like holy fucking shit i mean i was getting off obviously dude you look like a fucking muppet his hand was in your pussy so fucking far and fast i thought he's gonna make you talk hi ho grimper the frog i'm like holy shit dude i mean i was waiting for smoke to roll out that motherfucker like a year ago yeah and it was on a trampoline so it was bouncing on top of it he is keeping the rhythm bouncing and fucking pounding at the same time it was impressive now i i want to say this real quick because all of a sudden just dawned me as we're talking about this i'm not i don't want anybody anybody that is a squirter i don't want anybody to think we're bashing no not in the least i mean the only thing that i ask of squirters and is to let somebody know yes and and even even if it's a dude even if it's not like i'm down there eating you out i mean if i'm down there eating you out common courtesy you don't want me to just jizz in your fucking face now there's one girl that we've played with and i love getting her off because she squirts so easy yes but i won't do it with my face no. Because one time I got squirted on the face and I didn't like that. Right. But I have no, I just love getting her off. Well, there's a gal that I played with alone that she is a squirter. And you know what? And it is awesome. Because she said, hey, I'm a big time squirter. She is a bigtime squirter. So knowing that she's getting off like that, okay, that's awesome. And that's part of the – it's hot because it is part of the fun. But she was also really good about the same situation going, you know,
Speaker1: grabbing by the hair going, you need to be up.
Speaker2: You need to be up now. I only say if you're going to squirt, just let me know.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: You know, but even if it's just – if you're a squirter and the guy's just fucking he's not necessarily down there. Tell us. Give us a heads up because you know what? The first time it happens as a guy, you're like, oh, it's cool because it's like it's like porn almost type thing. But by the same token, you're like, you know, you don't really know what's going going on and it's also a little bit of a mental game okay because here's the deal there are some people that freak out about it some people go well it's it's urine some people you know there's all these different things of what it is what it isn't okay there's a lot of difference opinion on that it's a common courtesy but again if you squirt rock the fuck on i mean if that's your thing And that's how you get really off Do you remember the first time We saw someone squirt live? Oh yeah We were like fucking two kids I'm like do it again Oh yeah And here was Because she could Because she could Yeah she could And it was like on demand Yeah and so we're like We're like throwing treats Like she was a trained seal Well do it again Do it again I it again. I mean, we're just sitting there. I've never seen it before. As an adult, I've never seen it. Well, live. You and I are both sitting there like on the floor staring intently at her fucking cooter. So when she would squirt, we all but like cheered. We're like, sweet. I mean. He was like, oh, it hit the couch. Oh, oops. Sorry. We were like. But it was like, wow, that's so cool. But,'s so cool but you know knew i was like oh my gosh i wish i could squirt well here's one of the other things that that you learn okay people don't get this this is why we do this show okay gals that squirt you're used to it you know how much you squirt yeah here's the deal just like some guys are heavy comers and have a lot of cum, some guys- I get videos where a guy just totally shoots across. Well, I've seen ones where, I mean, it looks like he's filling up with a whipped cream can all over the girl's face. It's like, that's a lot of fucking cum. Some guys are light comers. It's the same with girls that squirt true you know true and and again it's very nice to be able to say you know hey by the way it's gonna be a huge wet spot it's more just so we know that it's coming you know because here's okay give you an example there's one guy that we just hook up with uh that she giggles when she comes okay and actually someone else just did that by the way oh really now the first time the first time that happened we're like what the hell i stopped uh-huh and it was like what are you doing i'm like you're loud what are you doing she goes no that's when i come i do this and it's like oh okay i didn't know so i stopped so i killed her orgasm way to go right so but once we fuck off but once i did to you what was doing the other day you were like it's fucking you you were fucking and you stopped i'm like what the fuck are you doing keep going i was mid-orgasm you did something different you threw me for a loop i'm like are you okay you're like i was coming what the fuck 28 years and i'll send something new threw me for a loop but so the thing is is look if if when you're squirting it's like no keep going till i'm all fucking squirted out then you tell us or we'll screw it up because the first time we don't know, we'll be like, what? And we'll stop. We don't want to kill your orgasm. That's like the very worst thing in the world that we can do. I don't know. Yeah, because it sucks. But here's the thing. Don't, don't feel, no one should feel intimidated or anything else by what you don't do do you have any advice for her on how to handle what the guy's coming up you know so i'll make you i'll make you squirt and all that shit i mean is there anything that you can that you can you know when a guy does that i just laugh i'll laugh i get called i, that's cute. You should fuck each one of them. You know, sometimes a guy goes, sometimes, like, I have one guy go, oh, you know, you've never done it until, you know. I'm like, well, I don't come with oral very often. Oh, I bet you I can. I said, oh, is that a challenge? And he goes, oh, you better believe it.
Speaker2: And I'm like, all right. You know.
Speaker1: And I'm sitting there going with numb tongue because I've done it for that long. Good luck with that, buddy. If you can get her off with oral.
Speaker2: You have.
Speaker1: People can get you off easily with oral if you're excited to fuck him for the first time. If you're excited to fuck him the first time, you can get off that way. But yeah two good luck with that been there done that you know the thing when guy says that you just you either just go okay well we'll see and even if you don't plan on having sex with him you know you just know it won't happen and and i honestly i'll bet most of them if they were put to the test they would be the one that would have issues that couldn't make it work because when they talk that kind of game and if if every time a guy said that to you like at parties where you said all right let's go right now and grab their hand i think some guys would probably puke i seriously do probably oh you ain't you ain't had your pussy until i've done it you ain't been fucked till i fucked you all right let's go okay let's go prove it because everybody's going to want me to come back and tell them how you did and they're gonna be like uh yeah well what what's the matter you know hey talk a good game well here it is so there i'm encouraging you to hoe out maybe we can get a group of them together since okay total side note hopefully that answered your question total side note so i got hit with i knew you were yesterday we were out we were out of the store and we're talking about miss amanda's birthday which is june 13th if anybody wants to send her a pickup truck you sure can uh anyways so we're talking along and i made some joke about again a gangbang forbang for her birthday. And she goes, you could go and set one up for me. I didn't necessarily say it like that. I just went, okay. And you're like, wait, what? Yeah, and you're like, yeah, you could set one up for me. Now, we're getting ready to walk into the store. Totally unfair, because guess what cold in the ass is a boner. A heart condition and a boner. So now all of a sudden I have no blood anywhere. So I was like, well, you know, I'll be damned. So what I'm thinking is we could do this one of two ways. We could set up a double gangbang, okay? One, we'll get a bunch of guys that are going to teach you how it's done and fuck you good and shit. Is that what it is like? So when we go through those 10 guys that are fucking complete and total disappointments and jack offs, then we can have like 10 that didn't brag about how good of fucks they were or guys that you have already fucked that are good or whatever, you know, or guys that are just like normal and humble about that part of it and then get you fucked good. So we'll actually officially, you'll look kind of slutty at first because it'll be like, yeah, she's having two gang bangs that day. I'll be like, what? But, you know, we'll have the fucking, you know, either that or in between each guy,
Speaker3: we'll bring in one of the fucking fine fucking braggarts in between each one. So you get a little bit of a break.
Speaker1: That'll be when you have your Gatorade and your cocktail while you're laying there, while they're fucking yanking on their dick like a monkey trying to get it hard. I swear, when I get it hard, I'm going to fuck you until you squ squirt you'll be dehydrated for a week we could do that okay how many guys do i get to set up i forgot to see because i had no blood in my brain after you said that it was all in my penis and my penis although it has great vision it has zero communication skills uh i forgot to ask forgot to ask uh it was trying to sent an SOS in pants it was tapping our morse code how many guys are how many what's the what's the number well let's not go too fucking nutty well what's too fucking nutty i mean it depends i know some people 50 wouldn't be too nutty i mean i mean you know to each to each i don't know i guess somebody had to tell me what's normal for a first game bank well it's not like you're losing your virginity for the first time it's not like you know it's not like oh my god what i've got to figure out how to stroke a guy have a practice like this fucking old practice doing this with your mouth open. That's so much work.
Speaker3: I have never seen somebody bitch about too much dick being too much work.
Speaker1: All you got to do is lay there. Dick after dick after dick. Okay, this is no sucking dick and there's no jacking off. Well, there can be sucking dick, but you won't. Look, I have seen you. When you're getting a fuck good, if all of a sudden there's a dick by your mouth, it's not extra work. You're not like, fine, I'm getting fucked really good. on okay no you're just like so when you're getting now when you're not getting fucked good it's it's work but when you're getting fucked good you're not like you know it's not like some huge fucking challenge when you're getting a fuck good i could feed you fucking grapes and drink and everything else you want to know what the fuck's going in your mouth you're just like and you're you guys so how many dicks do you want i don't know five seven 17 i'm thinking of a number between 100 what number is is it? I don't know 100 people, so don't worry. The fuck you don't? Well, I know 100 people, but I don't... How many friends do you have on Facebook? What? Well, I'm going to have my whole high school class there for you. Sorry. Well, I know some that want you. I know you do. I know you do. The thing is, if I have too many guys fuck you, then you'll be out of commission for like six months afterwards. You'll be in traction. Very true. Your pussy heals fast.
Speaker4: It does.
Speaker1: I don't know who heals that fast. I'm just going to have a hose. I'll occasionally spray into the room.
Speaker4: I think five would be a good number.
Speaker2: Oh, I think five.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Five would be a good number. Five would be a good starting point. I won the sandbox. I two with the sandbox. I ate the sandbox. Ah. Are we going to have a themed one? What the fuck do you mean a themed one? Well, no one's done this before, and I'm creative and thinking new things, so we've got to have a themed gangbang. It could be like Disney themed, so here comes Goofy. You know? I mean, what happened? Well, let's see. We're not going not gonna do that I just got fucked by a duck And in comes a fucking And here comes Goofy God Now we Are we gonna have a couple chicks there too So we have like five dicks And a couple A couple chicks To get some licks in Licking me or me licking them Well you're getting I'm getting fucked I'm just the center I just You're just It's like it's your wedding day You're the center of attention We'll have a photographer And we'll have cake It'll be Yay We'll have cake Drinks and cake Oh my lord Cake That'd be fun I touch my nose And I'm gonna die That'd be funny as shit I'm just I'm just trying to get you know so are we are we insane the theme like a race car theme you want to fucking we don't need a freaking theme well how am i gonna get decorations that match okay but see now the key is you're doing the you want to do a nice gangbang you don't want to do one of the brutal ones no i don't know where we're gonna written all over come so i don't okay well guys tell me we don't need to be degraded look here's the thing so we're going to be thinking more of that it's almost time to go you know how i know that i use the clock use the clock all right so we'll hear more about that so again real quick i want to give huge shout outs again to our sponsors our good friends at no more wet spot.com uh visit them today don Don't forget to use Truth when you order your 100% cool dry fleece blanket designed specifically for the wet spot. You'll get 5% off. That is, again, nomorewetspot.com. Also, remember our exciting, the new announcements, the two new folks, altplayground.net. Uh, again, a totally new platform, and they are committed to improving and changing and growing with your needs. They've been around for 20 years, so they're not new, but the nationwide part of it is sign up today, altplayground.net. We are so excited to be part of the Alt Playground family. And then also, make sure you want to stay up to date on all of the news in the Swinger world. Great interviews, great articles. Our good friends at ASN Magazine, we're so excited to have them aboard with us, www.asnlifestylemagazine.com. Go get your June issue today today. Alright, so there we go. Do you know what? What? I didn't yawn once. You didn't, see? Get a couple drinks and talk about five dicks at one time and you're awake like a motherfucker. Just kidding. So, hey, also, real quick, don't forget to visit our website, www.CrazyKazba.com. Get all your cool merch. Get all your cool stuff. Don't forget the big fuck off virus mask that we have on there as well. And also visit and sign up for it. You're going to want to sign up and subscribe to our YouTube channel. We've got some special new videos going to be coming out. Obviously, the shows are on there, but we've got some special short videos that are going to be coming out as well. www.youtube.com backslash Casbah. We are on Twitter at truth crazy. We're on Instagram. We are everywhere.
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Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Anyways, with that being said, kids, we love y'all doing it. The only fucking way we know how don't forget Casbah Rants is going to come out soon.
Speaker3: Do it.
Speaker1: The only way we know how the only way we want to, and the only fucking way we ever will
Speaker3: I don't know. of y'all doing it the only fucking way we know how. Don't forget Casbah Rance is going to come out soon. Doing it the only way we know how.
Speaker1: The only way we want to. And the only fucking way we ever will. Casbah Style. Out.