Send us Fan MailThis week we talk about the old fashion hand job and how it fits in the lifestyle. Really the show is talking a lot about the different aspects of soft swap. Hand jobs, blow jobs, eating pussy all within the confinement of soft swap. We also talk about taking the step over to full swap. We have great questions and even talk a little poly in the mix. Check out the show and all our shows at http://www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit us at http://www.krazykasbh.comFollow us on twitter @TruthKrazySend us an email at: [email protected] our sponsor at: http://www.nomorewetspot.com/index.phpSupport the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I'm Cole cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey we are here to titillate and tantalize you with all sorts of knowledge and information and whatnot just bullshit that we talk about on the air because that's what we do but before we get started it is season three still hard to believe season three episode 105 uh yeah so here are it's May you still have like half a year to go a little over half a year you think could be forever we're actually somewhat trying to attempt to tape in front of our secret secret Facebook group shh don't tell the others Crazy Kazma which, which you should join, by sending us an email. But right now, it's all fucked up because that's what everything fucking technology-wise that we do currently is. So we're going to try to take... There's got to be a way to get you in there, too, in this. You're the one that people want to see. The table's not long enough, Pumpkin. Nor your arms right now. Miss Amanda's trying to slide shit back to make shit fit with her arms in the table. And there we go. In the studio. Maybe, maybe this is what we need. Hey, you know what? This is why, as a business, this is your opportunity. You want to make a donation? Make a donation to the CASBA Studio Fund so we can get some butter shit anyways uh uh so speaking of folks that are helping us get better shit well we should say hi to our sponsor shouldn't we yes we should yeah there we Speaker2: go okay uh hey are you are you there's a wrinkle i know it's gonna drive me nuts uh hey are you Speaker1: tired of sleeping in the wet spot she makes it you make it and then nobody wants to lay in it Thank you. it's gonna drive me nuts uh hey are you tired of sleeping in the wet spot she makes it you make it and then nobody wants to lay in it including the dog well here's your great chance now visit our friends at nomorewetspot.com uh they have developed a blanket that is designed specifically to catch catch collect and otherwise sexual, lubes and massage oils, i.e. the wet spot. Comes in an easy travel size perfect blanket size you can take it with you. They have smaller sizes as well they also have other sex toys you want to check them out, you want to use the code TRUTH when you order it, you get a 5% discount. Don't forget to let us know when you order it or you can go to our website because we're also a village of our fine friends at nomorewetspot.com so you can find them on our website as well that brings us to our other super cool sponsor us uh you can go to our website at www.crazycasma.com get all your merch with attitude look a lot of places sell merch but very few of them have a big fuck you with it that's what we do and we do differently so make sure you check out some of our merch as well and upcoming events and whatnot that's because you're special um well i'm fucking something all right you're fucking something no i'm not fucking anything that's part of the problem So, no, you know what's funny is Should I take offense to that? Why?
Speaker2:
Do you not fuck me, but that's okay. I don't want to fuck you, but yeah. I'm a swinger. I haven't had swinger sex for a while. Only if we both put blindfolds on, then we can have swinger sex with each other. We should try that. I can't hit the hole now without helping guidance. Are you fucking kidding me with a blindfold? I want a fucking electric socket. This is just shocking. I can hear it now. Yeah, my penis is as well. No, I'm just kidding. It wouldn't fit enough. It'd need a big one of those special, like, special voltage ones. Hey, so you know one of the things that I do? Are you done? No, not really. You know, one of of the things that i do on the side one of my side gig is that i'm efficient and uh so you know i sit here and for those of you that are doing the right thing and uh are subscribed to our youtube channel www.youtube.com backslash casbah uh you see our videos you see the glasses that we're always drinking out of well most of the time we're both always drinking out of them i'm always drinking out of mine with the big fuck you cat crazy casbah logo on it uh so oh it touched my nose i'm gonna die so uh anywho so we went to do a wedding this weekend uh amid the lockdown and this is what i had for water so i'm walking around in a wedding to to get ready for the wedding with my bride. I know you were, because who had to carry it?
Speaker3:
Uh-huh.
Speaker1:
But you know what? That's because I'm proud of it, damn it. We are proud of what we are. It is what it is. In fact, on my regular Facebook, I'm going to be advertising our sponsors this week. I've decided, fuck it. Some of my friends from high school are going to find out what we do.
Speaker3:
Surprise!
Speaker2:
Some of them know. Yeah, because they're fucking your fans only. Imagine that. Where's the hole? See, I'm not even blindfolded. I can't find the hole in my water. You think we're going to be able to have sex blindfolded? I'm like trying to think of the last time we had sex in the dark. Yeah, we don't do that anymore. We have lights on sex. What was the article about, do you have sex with the lights on or off? Or can you have sex with the lights on? I'm like, there's an option? Otherwise, we fall asleep afterwards. Lately, it's been in the morning. That's unusual for us. Well, it's worked out. Your reduction in hours is my dick's bonus run. Bonus run? Well, I have to fit my time schedule in there. You're time in the evening so I've got to make sure I get my time slot. Reserve your time slot now, kids. I'm not that busy. Oh my gosh. You're kind of busy. I could be busier. You're giving birthday presents you're giving birthday no you can't no your hours are reduced no you can't be busier no and the sad thing is until we hit the lottery or own a hotel no you can't the sad thing is is jay goes can i call you tonight call you today well overnight for him overnight for him, whatever. And I'm like, well, sure. I forgot we were doing this.
Speaker1:
Your boyfriend that just can't wrap his head around the concept of that you're a swinger.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
And from Europe, I can't stand to lose you. Oh, God.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
You going to tell him about the birthday gifts you give out? You give out the birthday. Some people get pictures. Some people get better birthday presents. What, you've already forgotten?
Speaker2:
No, I haven't forgotten.
Speaker3:
Fucking.
Speaker2:
Just don't need to go there.
Speaker3:
Why?
Speaker2:
Because we can stop that now. Because if he's listening.
Speaker1:
So what? It's horrible. I don't fucking care you did you have candles on your nipples no i didn't have candles well see way to go you need to up your game a little bit it's a birthday present you need to be dressed appropriately whipped cream and nipple and whipped cream and nipples The nipples I've got down No, whipped cream on your nipples with candles
Speaker3:
I didn't think of that whipped cream and nipple whipped cream and nipples the nipples I've got down
Speaker1:
whipped cream on your nipples with candles
Speaker2:
I didn't think of that but how would you be able to stand up
Speaker1:
you wouldn't that's not enough look it's his cake he's got to figure out how to eat it you can't force feed it
Speaker2:
the next birthday will be mine
Speaker1:
oh well sweet
Speaker2:
what am I going to get
Speaker3:
do I need to get a hold of him and set something up for you Thank you. You can't force feed it. The next birthday will be mine. Oh, well, sweet.
Speaker2:
What am I going to get?
Speaker1:
Do I need to get a hold of him and set something up for you? Or how is that going to work exactly?
Speaker3:
No.
Speaker2:
That's on him.
Speaker1:
I'll try to explain how he needs to make the wick on his dick. I'll do the best I can. Get out the whipped cream.
Speaker3:
Anyway.
Speaker2:
My gosh.
Speaker1:
Yeah, that's funny shit and you know it just saying uh yeah so uh so i don't know what we're doing you are on your page right i don't fucking know it's hard to tell probably should be okay if not you'll just pick up more fans-only documents, so it should work out okay. I don't see where the problem would be. Only one of your classmates is on that. It wasn't my classmate. He graduated below me. Okay, but the other one was somebody on Twitter. One of your classmates saw me on Twitter. Yes, found you on Twitter and started following. And proceeded to message me right after that so okay so the people that are listening right now hey send us a heart to make sure that we know we're actually on on our page and not i'm not just broadcasting to everybody anyways we'll figure it out as well you know so your whole class you want to see naked pictures of my wife Just messenger Just messenger It's all good Too bad we're not running re-elections for class president now Guess who'd win this motherfucker Somebody who doesn't even go to Ralston Whoops Way to go there pumpkin Dumbass We can try to bleep that out if you want to. Who fucking cares? Well, I don't know if you care or if you don't care. I don't care. Right now, I guarantee there's more of my classmates that know you than anybody else's spouse in the class. Because there's a lot of kids in my class that are still good friends and buddy buddies and shit. So I'm pretty sure everybody knows. Yeah. I'm pretty, yeah, most likely. Then they have to admit that they were sexting me to get off. They don't have to admit shit. Trust me, they'll try to come up with, they can, look, as long as they continue to tip, I don't care. Okay? I didn't like most of them that much anyway. I didn't figure as much. It really doesn't bother me in the least. But, you know, just because they ain't getting it home, that's their own problem. Just saying. Okay, so, you know, we always yammer a lot. So somebody sent us a clock. Is that correct? We getting a clock? We are being gifted a clock. Kick-ass. Because I have no idea. Like, we talked, we do all this in the beginning part, and I have no idea where we're at. None. What's up? No fucking clue. Yeah, I know. And obviously, they were tired of you not knowing. It's part of the, see, we got somebody helping us, gifting us, upgrading our studio equipment. See, you want a better show, you have to help us get there, kids. That's uh you know we're a little bit different so you know uh hey we constantly tell people about checking out our fucking youtube channel and shit oh my god definitely do it please because again just like everything else we do we do it completely different than anybody else oh god claw and scrape and we're real and's funny, and we don't give two fucks. No. It's not fucking, it's not prim and proper. Ah! Whatever. Oh, my nail's done. I'll be goddamn. Oh! Oh! You have to show. I don't. Oh, my gosh. But luckily, in his studio. You are not painting your nails while we're doing this. Why? Alright you paint my nails and I'll look prettier. Oh lord okay. Alright give it the mirror. Here actually just do this time let's do something different. Just your middle finger? No what? What did you want? So when you go like that it'll be black yeah just i guess just sometimes he's worse than a girl because you know someone used to like to just do my three but i do the middle one so yeah yeah at least just do the middle one yeah we can at least do the middle one there we go are you sure yeah i positive, yeah. Paint it up. Make it look pretty. But you had to do it on both hands. That sounds like jacking off. Weird. I mean, hitting my rock hard abs when I'm jacking off, that's what it sounds like hitting wood. Yeah. No. God, no. Anyways. You should see when he does this when he's talking on the telephone and painting his nails at the same time. I multitask. And then it's funnier when he lays across the bed. Look, you know what? As a guy that does this, I multitask, and that is valuable. Oh, I'm picking on you, sweet pea. You know it. No, you're being a fucking cooter. Cooter McWilliams. I have one of those. I know you do. I actually need some of your cooter cream crap, so when I shave I'm kind of itchy from shaving. Are we really going to go to that? Probably. I don't know. Do you want to talk bumps? No, not really. My lady lumps. That was from a song yeah all right so we got i'm not even going we got a question from james james uh shoots us a question from everywhere and that that's where he's from he's from everywhere he listens in a truck rock on kick ass james wants to know what the fuck why is it so hard to get a hand job in the lifestyle so uh just a hand job really yeah james don't know why is it what the fuck why is it so hard to just get a handjob in the lifestyle? And so I shot him an email, and his thing is he doesn't have time for a lot of parties and stuff, so he just makes appearances, and he keeps going, and he goes, you just can't find a girl that just can give a good handjob anymore. And I'm like, well, I'll be damned. There's a question I didn't, because that was my first thought, too. What do you mean just a just a hand job if he's in a truck he has a bed with him why not just fuck i i don't think that i'm wondering how many how long james stops at the parties so i i'm just like you know i giving a good hand job i don't i don't know it's it's kind of a it's a you don't You don't see that a lot in the lifestyle maybe you do with soft swap now the re okay wait a minute now you gotta the reason i read james's letter is because because i also got a letter uh from nikki has a location And Nikki's from florida she's from tampa uh florida and nikki's question is uh why is it on soft swap it's always the girls doing everything and the guys not you know just listen they're getting a blowjob so her question is what happened to why don't guys eat more pussy so my thing is is i'm like well these questions kind of go together a little bit a scotch if you're talking about soft swap uh because you're gonna do a full swap you know why don't shoot my load at a hand job because then i'm then then we need a break and there's issues but so i thought those two i'm like okay well these kind of coincide that's kind of interesting now on nikki and we'll talk more about nikki stuff in a little bit because hers goes a little bit further also it's not just on soft swap that was her initial thing but just why don't guys more guys eat pussy in general is what she wants to know because the script says you're only supposed to do it for like three licks and move along no so uh so let's back up let's talk to let's talk about james first let's talk about james and his traveling penis and a hand job do guys really like a hand job that much guys like to come no matter what they like it doesn't matter what you use to touch their dick with as long as it's not a cactus would they prefer a hand job or a blow job it depends on how good you are at fucking sucking dick because here's the reality of it i mean look if you are shitty at giving a blow job they prefer you then then keep your fucking snarly assass teeth away from it. Okay. But by the same token, you can be shitty at a handjob, too. I think that one of the biggest problems with some of that shit is what's in it for the giver? That becomes one of the challenges. Okay, what's in it for the giver? Because realistically, let's face it, it's not a lot of fun to sit there and just get a really sore arm and he gets off and you get nothing right i would imagine so you know right and vice versa so that's we do agree why you don't see a lot of it the other thing is i'm gonna guess now i'm one of those weird guys again okay as i've said before when i jack off which is often uh i don't use lube or hand cream or fucking pudding or anything else i've never used anything i've never used i've never used anything well that's good because pudding would be kind of gross well i'm just saying i've never i've never used anything. But I would imagine if you're a dude that has always used lube or whatever, and a chick just starts, I guess that would be dry stroking it, that that's not going to fucking feel very good. I don't know. i never got how old he was or anything else because i have no clue so i mean it just seems like a handjob to me just seems like a you know okay so sometimes if when you're starting off and you're doing the awkward let's make out a little bit when do we touch each other's parts i've reached down to me to get them hard you toggle i stroke it a little bit you tickle it and toggle it's like a wisp it's like a wisp so i've done that right but i don't give them a full on hand job no i i really think part of it is most people want more than that. I mean, you know, I can't imagine even in a... I suppose you could soft swap. What? What's it say? Struck into the east and struck into the west. Now I'm going to sing, damn it, Patrick. I can see that, you know, if you were in a soft swap situation. Jesus. Sammy sells, she sells, down by the seashore. Anyways, if you were in a soft swap situation and she did not like to suck dick or for some reason the gag refus wasn't working or something, then I could see where you would give a handjob. Or if you were in a really bad 80s movie, you'd be the handjob. We haven't had that many soft swap experiences. We have had some, but not very many. So I guess it would add to just a little bit more than just's like switching positions eating her and eating him it's it's you know in full swap mouth hand you can go to doggy or missionary or fucking power plunging and soft swap you can fucking stroke it or suck it or dump it or whatever. I guess there's some people that stroking give a blowjob at the same time. Yeah. You can fucking stroke it or suck it or thump it or whatever. I guess there's some people that stroking give a blowjob at the same time. Yeah, well, but see, that's different. That's a hybrid. That's not one or the other. If somebody wants a traditional handjob, then you can't fucking have your lips around it. I'm just saying. Well, it'd be like reaching down there if you're riding on top and fucking and having your hand there too. So then is it a handjob or are you fucking him? Do it protect you with a glove? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. It's safe sex, handjob style. Yeah, so I... That was really uncalled for, but I had to do it. It's a handjob. Anyways. So, yeah. I think, you know, here it is. If you want a handjob, you just got to say, just stroke it. Paul, there's nothing wrong with saying, can you stroke it a little bit for me? Well, no. If you want a handjob, if you want a whole handjob, you need to share and tell them but you need to figure out what you're they're going to get in return because i get it one of the challenges is is that if you know that's just getting there's no giving in there now maybe somebody's going to get really off on doing that rock on but if they're not then somebody can feel cheated out of that situation which is the same which is the same thing now we drift on down to nicole in tampa okay yes okay again we have not nikki that's what she said nikki jesus losing my fucking mind yeah a little bit anyway so nikki in tampa is the situation for her and i again we've not done that many soft swaps so I don't know. Anyway, so Nikki in Tampa is the situation for her. And again, we've not done that many soft swaps. So to me, well, the soft swap we did, she was straight. She had no problem letting you because you won a girl time and she had no problem. Like, yep, okay, sure, you can do whatever you want. So there wasn't going to be any reciprocation from her with you on that part. From her, no. Anyways, so, but it was, you know, so our whole concept of a soft swap is kind of skewed. It's just we haven't done it. I would think that as a general rule, knowing how hard it is to get you off, to eat you out in a soft swap situation, why even bother? I mean, well, seriously. Someone might be magical? Maybe, but after about 10 minutes, what's really going to happen is they're either going to be magical and you're going to come all over the place. Or they're the place or they're gonna be really or their tongue is gonna be sore and you're gonna be bored and playing on your phone well i mean that's gonna be one of the there's with sucking a dick it's like as long as you don't use teeth a guy's gonna probably get off so it or you know it's probably gonna be okay especially if they're in that situation so again so what we need to do is we need to call up some people and say okay we need to try out this soft swap thing no no no oh come on what what no that's like that's like saying i don't remember sixth grade and you're in seventh grade so you know let's go but see we go back to sixth grade again why would you do that variation okay well let's i if we can go back to sixth grade again. Why would you do that? Variation. Okay. Well, let's... I mean, I suppose we could. I don't think we could do a soft swap all the way through now. No, I think it would end up in sex. Yeah, I'm thinking within 10 minutes we're like, okay, well, that's just great. Can I stick it in there now? And it'd be like, are you going to stick it in now? I don't... There's the game the game to play that's the game to play is to get two couples that really want to fuck and see how long you can just go soft swap and see who fucking gives in first like but legitimately try to see how long
Speaker2:
until it's just like fuck this man we're fucking well you know one guy at a party was like can i eat you out well actually i've had two different guys do that yes yes you have okay
Speaker3:
We'll be right back. We're fucking. Well, you know, one guy at a party was like, can I eat you out?
Speaker2:
Well, actually, I've had two different guys do that.
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Yes, you have.
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Because your pussy is magically delicious.
Speaker2:
Well, both of them, I said, will you fuck me?
Speaker3:
Yes.
Speaker2:
One said no. And the other one lickety-split condom on in two seconds.
Speaker1:
But, okay, but the difference with those is the first one didn't really know you that well yet no well later on we did yeah later you did but at that time he no you were relatively new he goes no i just really want to eat a girl out the other guy we had known for quite a while we'd known that for a couple and he'd wanted to fuck a while. Anyways, he just was afraid to ask just straight for fucking. And so it was his lucky day. Because, you know, it was like, yeah. So, I mean, it's hard. Look, it's not a rip on Soft Swamp. And there's a lot of prejudice. There's as much prejudice in the lifestyle, Swinger lifestyle, about Soft Swamp soft swap i believe as there is about bisexual guys well pretty much agreed and it's wrong you're doing that to begin with that's the porn way well yeah exactly it i think just stop and not proceed on for everybody's different and their comfort level is different so okay it's shitty look we have been to events and activities where people are like oh fuck here comes a couple there this couple there's soft swap we've heard it said oh yeah we have heard it and and it's like okay you know what it again our rule of thumb is you can be nice to somebody somebody can be a lot of fun to party with doesn't mean you have to fuck them regardless so whether you're in a soft swap or or and that's all you're comfortable with or not that means nothing in terms of to party and be nice to but there are people in this lifestyle that are like well fuck that granted for me personally i don't totally understand it it's like if you comfort level enough to put my dick in your mouth, why can't I go ahead and shove it up your cooter? It's a different level of intimacy. Well, no. I mean, I do get it. Yeah, I understand. Well, you said you didn't get it. No, it is. But it's like, to me, okay, based upon my age, remember, it was a bigger deal when we were kids you didn't suck dick till we were in college okay it was you fucked before you were in college it's a bigger deal it was a bigger deal to to get a blowjob or eat pussy than it was to fuck i mean that was like fucking was like awesome that's a holy grail but that was a chick that would suck your dick or you could eat her out. That was like, oh, my God. So to me, how having my ball slapping your chin is not more intimate than in your pussy, I'll never know. Okay, so to me, instead of me, I always
Speaker2:
feel like... He did it singular.
Speaker1:
That's hilarious. I always feel like that's just as... I mean, we're already there.
Speaker2:
No, it's a different level of intimate invasion, so to
Speaker1:
speak. But would it be different for different ages? Because okay, so the younger generation, sucking dick was no big deal, right? All right. All right.
Speaker2:
All right. All right.
Speaker1:
All right.
Speaker2:
All right.
Speaker1:
All right.
Speaker3:
All right. to speak so but would it be different for eight for different ages because okay so like the younger generation sucking dick was no big deal right so i mean well i don't know i didn't do it until i was an adult probably by now there's like some of them that are in their 20s it's probably like you know okay we're soft swab we don't do anal well you know but i mean i probably i don't i don. It just seems... I get it.
Speaker1:
You can't unsuck that dick. Again, thank you, Brian. I'm going to keep stealing that. But it's like... Sometimes I feel like soft swaps are like, okay, well, this one, we're not really actually dirty swingers. Yes, you are.
Speaker2:
I think something completely different.
Speaker1:
Well, then say what you think. That's the joy of a show like this. I'm allowed to have an opinion. Talk in the microphone. We've met, shut up. We've met people who would only have sex with a condom on because without a condom was more intimate. Yes. It's kind of the same thing. Okay. Because your mouth, you stick food in, you stick straws, you do whatever. In your case, you stick them up your nose. But when it comes to actually sticking a dick, it's the same as why wouldn't you let somebody else give you anal? Well, not you, but okay, me. Because I'm not into it. Do anal with me. Yeah, what is your whole thing? No, I know. Yeah, I get it. I'm just being a dick. Yeah, you are. Yeah, I know. I get it. It's just, it's... You want me to be more vocal. Careful what we wish for, huh? You might. So, the thing is, I will say this. It's not okay, and it shouldn't be okay. If that's the comfort level somebody's where they're at, then you need to respect that. But one thing to look at on Nikki's part, sometimes maybe it's a communication thing, and they don't know the guys are afraid to make a move on the female to start eating them up, so maybe you need to ask. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's a really good point, and that is this is where our lack of knowledge on soft swap comes in. Is everybody all the way naked? Is everybody, I don't really know, I would assume, but that again I was just assuming because on a full swap everybody's naked completely so i i don't know but again if that's something you want you do need to communicate it it does have to be communication and it seems like not all the time this again nothing's 100 but it seems like a lot of the soft swap couples tend to be newer couples so if you had had two newer couples together, somebody's going to have to take charge and say, hey, what about this? You know, let's do this. So, and again, it's got to be something that everybody's on the same page. And so that, look, if all of a sudden, so once everybody's pants are off, again, boundaries are respected. And I mean, that's a huge part of it boundaries have to be have to be respected all the way yes please ask confidence is uh sexy both ways yeah no and that's and that's a that's a the truth especially with soft swap it's i think it's extremely important that you be confident in securing your answers and what you want to do and what you don't want to do again most people in life are really fucking cool there are some assholes that may try to push and the thing is is which here's the deal if you are not normally a soft swap couple like if we hook up with somebody that's not a soft that that's not full swap, you know, we are a full swap couple. We always have been. If you choose to hook up with somebody that's soft swap, respect their shit. Understand that that means the only person you're going to fuck that night is you're going to fuck your spouse. Be cool with it. If you can't handle that and be cool with that, then then politely turn down soft swap couple don't try to fucking don't push it yeah don't try to high pressure that shit because that isn't that isn't cool uh at all so it's something to it's food for thought the other thing is uh experienced swingers out there and lifestyle people and kinksters and everybody remember we're all in the same fucking tree of life different branches so in the swinger branch there's little offshoots like soft swap full swap whatever they're still part of the same group we are okay so you know just because they don't do the exact same things you do doesn't mean they can't be just as much fun to party with no you might not end up back in the hotel room with them because it's not your cup of tea whatever that's okay but it doesn't mean they're not just as cool to fucking hang with and chat with and everything else so that that's a that's a a really a really really big we've hung out with several soft swap couples yes yes a lot Yeah, they're a blast. They're just as much fun. Look, if you like to drink, then I don't give a fuck who you are. Okay, look. Look, if you like to fuck plants, but I'm not into that, whatever, but you like Captain Morgan's, or you like to do shots, and you're cool when you drink, I can party with you you fucking all day long now i'm not gonna go back to your hotel room bang a fucking fika tree but you know i can still drink with you and i'll still be just as happy that that plant said yes and you got laid i whatever okay so don't let don't let people's kinks and other shit and uniqueness rule them out from being cool. I got nothing. And if they are fucking plants, you know, just remember, tell them safety first. It's halftime. Is it? I'll be damned. I say you're two minutes past, but that's okay. Nobody keeps track but me. I'm not going to interrupt you in the middle of a thought. Even if my thought's about fucking plants? No, I'm going to let you finish that shit. Anyway, go ahead and hang myself up. I want to see where you're going. You said fuck the tree, not hump it. So I'm like going, well, does it have a knot that you can fuck? Maybe they like the leaves. Maybe two branches where they're joined. Remember that tree of life? Look, different barks for different folks. It is whatever. Different size leaves. Hey, the halftime show, the most important thing you can do is YouTube. That's right. Come visit our YouTube channel, www.youtube.com backslash Kasbah, K-A-S-B-H and subscribe to our channel. We've got some badass shit coming out. We have a huge announcement coming out literally in about a week and this is a big, big, you know about it. It's okay. Alt Playground, you know about it. Big announcement. That one. 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Speaker3:
There you go.
Speaker1:
What were you laughing about?
Speaker2:
Someone said fucking a cactus might be tricky.
Speaker1:
It could be. But you can pee different when you're done.
Speaker2:
I'm sure you can. Did you want a piercing? You just got one.
Speaker1:
Multiple piercings.
Speaker2:
Depends on the thorns on the cactus.
Speaker1:
By the way, if you work for a liquor company and you would like to have your product or you know, like distillery or whatever, and you'd like to be a sponsor of the show and add things where we'll sit here and drink your product and talk about it on the air, get a hold of us.
Speaker2:
That would be fun.
Speaker1:
Yeah, so if you are, we're looking for what we're actually looking for. We are actually looking for distilleries We'll see drunk on your stuff on the show. and we'll- Yay, that could be fun. I didn't tell you that, that's what I've been working on. Surprise, pumpkin! Oh, boy. Daddy wants to day drink more. Apparently, and wants to make some naked videos. No shit. Or at least I'll end up naked. That's just how that happens. And currently, we're already getting invites now for our 30-year class reunion. It's not even planned yet. I'll be damned.
Speaker2:
Imagine that.
Speaker1:
Who'd have thunk it?
Speaker3:
Okay.
Speaker2:
Oh, that could be disastrous.
Speaker3:
You think?
Speaker2:
Well, no.
Speaker1:
For me, I'll have a blast. I'll get all kinds of attention. I'm getting dirty and dick everywhere. Look, dick. More and more dick. Dope re-amps. Anyway. We'll go hide in the bathroom behind the building. Where's your wife? I have no fucking idea. She's probably out doing so-and-so back behind the building. Hold on. Let's go look, shall we? This ought to be good. Yeah, so like the 4th of July was canceled, which is the class reunion. Yeah, it's the all-school reunion. Darn it. Yeah, they have that every year. Trust me, you're not the only one that's disappointed. We've never gone. No, but this year we were getting invites all we could have gone who'd have thunk weird uh i can't help it that they found it it's gonna be funny because if we are on the wrong channel with this i'm gonna i will get to have like it'll be old home week the rest of this week around here all my classmates gonna hey how you doing man haven't talked to you a long time what are you up to can i fuck your wife i would have hoped that somebody would have said something by now if you were on the wrong page fuck they're writing it down is what they're doing they're writing it down to watch the show that's what i would do i'd be like i ain't saying a fucking word this is gonna be awesome hey cole can i friend you i just want to watch the Just saying. Wouldn't be the first time you put it on your own page. No, it wouldn't. No, I don't care. I'm a sharer. I'm a giver. It's what I do.
Speaker3:
I am.
Speaker1:
Don't look at me like that. Don't judge me.
Speaker2:
It's me that ends up getting used in this whole thing, so I'm not saying a word.
Speaker1:
Oh, yeah, because I'm actually fucking forcing you to do all this kind of shit. She's in the parking lot giving a blowjob i have that history don't know maybe a smidge she'll do it i've seen it yeah you have seen it you're really drunk i don't know if you remember seeing it i do i. You asked, and I was like, all right, whatever. I'm fucking a girl. What do you want me to do? My God. There's people bumping my asses, trying to come in and out of the bar, for Christ's sakes. God. Oh, man. Everybody in our group, most of the people in our group had left. It was like a meet and greet at a vanilla bar. No, they hadn't left. They were all inside. No, some of them were like, oh my God, we left too soon. Yeah, you sure did. They left before the rest of the back of the bar just opened up with bottles. Yeah, that was bad. No, that was fucking awesome. It was awesome. Dive bars kick ass. Too bad the bar closed. I wonder why. Fucking three grand worth of booze. 100 bucks. Oh, no, she said 40. 40 bucks. Yeah, 40 bucks. I'm like, oh, honey, no. We misadded that. We went through three bottles of rum and three bottles of Jack Daniels, at least. Not included everything else that was just given away for free. She said 40 bucks. And she argued uh-huh because she was drunk because she because she was she was drinking too so you know that was a fun night i'm sad that they closed that was an oh that was so hungover the next day oh my god that was i don't get hangovers well the next day wasn't bad either apparently i drove to the hotel with my lights off. Right, but we hooked up, and then one person had to leave, but one person was still there, and then there was more fucking out of the morning. That's right. That's right. Seemed like kind of memories. That's a big win for you. That was an awesome win for me. That was fucking, she was cool. I haven't seen her in a while. I wish she'd come back now. She was a lot of fun. We talk occasionally on Facebook. I think she's like with a vanilla now. Last I heard, they broke up. Oh, good. There's still an opportunity. Come on down. Let's go for round two and fight. Okay. So, what do we do? Where are we at? We're in the second half of the show now. You have 20 minutes left of the show. Well, we're in the second half of the show. I forgot. Literally. Oh, fucking. You haven't even been drinking. Oh, okay. So the next question, I try to keep with themes. Have you ever noticed that? I stick with themes of shows. You know how much sorting that takes me? That's why I didn't get it done the other day.
Speaker2:
And some of them was watching the live stream of the blowjob in the bar. Actually, that was more the fucking because the guy, the vanilla I was sucking, was trying to sneak behind the building.
Speaker3:
Yeah.
Speaker2:
And I kept going, no, we have to be where you can see.
Speaker1:
That was my ass. Just saying. I don't know. The guy, the vanilla I was sucking, was trying to sneak behind the building. Yeah. And I kept going, no, we have to be where you can see. That was my ass. Just saying. That was my ass. She had a good time. She had a good time. Yeah. She had a great time. She came. The drummer wasn't very happy. Yeah, no. He was really pissed off, in fact. But, especially because he could look out every time the door would open him. What a damn thing he could do about it. No. Anyways. Almost got the guitar player's pants off, but he was with us. You did get his pants off. Well, later I did. Yeah. Yeah. Why? You were trying to do it while he was playing. Yeah. Well, see, and that other guy never would have got his dick sucked if the guitar player just would have let you suck his dick while he was playing.
Speaker2:
So it kind of worked out well for him, too, that he was trying to keep his pants on. Weirdest damn shit.
Speaker1:
Oh, shit. Okay, so next question comes to us.
Speaker3:
This one comes to us from NNN.
Speaker1:
No clue. MNN and, well, it was MNN and T, so there's actually a third in there. Maybe it's a Pauly thing. It is. Anyways, but they are, they're from the West Coast, that's what they told me. Okay. They're from the West Coast. Rock on. They found us on one of our other sites, listening to the show, long-time listeners listeners. Now, here's what's funny. They are a poly group, couple, triad. And they said, what? What? I don't know. All of a sudden, it sounded in my brain. I'm listening to myself talking in my brain. It's not working. You said they're a poly couple, group, triad. Okay. Pick one. Because they're not really a couple because that's only two. That's only two. But I really wouldn't have thought about it. Anyways, as they were poly before they were swinging. It's okay. Okay. Which, again, a lot of people have that confusion. Sometimes we'll have to do a show on poly. People have this confusion that you have to be a swinger to be in poly, and that's not the case at all in any way, shape, or form. Anywho, they were a soft swap triad. The triad itself. The triad itself. Okay. And they are transitioning into full swap. The challenge that they've had is now on the West Coast, they said there are other, they're in a group that has other poly couple or poly triads, gangs, they're all gangs. That's what they are. No, triads that they will actually soft swap with with you know like all six of them okay but for in the lifestyles they made that that there's very few and far between so they've had to adjust where only certain you know parts of the the triad are going out and soft soft swapping has been their rules they want to make the transition to full swap the challenge is to make that transition how do they do it with all three so the concern is that's a big step which it is a big step to go from soft swap to full swap is a big step they're not necessarily comfortable doing it where not everybody can be a part of it so they're they're not necessarily comfortable doing it where not everybody can be a part of it. So the question is, how do we go about trying to find other poly triads or other triads to do this with? So when I reached out to them, they have been poly for a long time, okay? And they're in long term this right is a very long term group okay that's only soft swap that yeah right but they've been together the three of them a very very long time okay well no i'm just trying to think about how intimate it is with two girls and a guy and they've been together a very very long time so they made that can't you find a triad that's that's two guys and a girl well is that not as common they said it just it's harder to find they found a few in some of the poly groups but to find a triad that wants to swap either soft or full swap with another triad is difficult because again it's hard enough finding a couple to write everybody is compatible with let alone find three right well and and their thing is is that a lot of people have the little we have dabbled in in poly relationships people automatically get uh a very the swinging community is not as used to or doesn't totally understand all the true relationship aspects of a poly situation. So what other swingers want gets twisted. I mean, how many times did we have – our poly relationship was different in that we had a single. We could also also do whatever we wanted to do and how many times if a guy wanted to get with you the first question was well was it you and our other and our girlfriend or when they went with her was it her and you they they automatically assumed it was you know right type thing so they're asking how do you do this how can we do this because they still don't want the jealousy issues whatever so when i reached out to him i found out they had been a long-term a long-term triad and uh of course both the gals are bi and uh the guys by also uh so my biggest thing i want to kind of get their dynamics because i think that much like anybody anybody else going from soft swap to full swap you have to take it somewhat slow you had you don't take it slow you just have to you have to have your ducks in a row yeah i mean you you look you can't have the squirrels out at the rave and just fucking whatever happens happens that's a bad idea you've got to step back you've got to understand the rules need to be different you need to have the groundwork laid out and in a in a poly situation the more people you add into the mix the more clear in my opinion you need to have what you're doing or what the guidelines are what what it's going to be right so my thing is it's going to be a lot of communication to say hey look here's the deal we all have to be here we might not all three have to play at the same time but But we all three are going to be here. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not explaining this right. Well, are you saying that all three have to be there like in the same room? Yes. What I'm saying is. Well, that doesn't put any pressure on the person that's coming in to have... Well, it doesn't necessarily... No. But it might not be a person. It's probably going to be a couple. You're assuming. I'm making that assumption, but yes. But you're going to have a better shot if you're making that. However, they have to... Whether it's an individual, and yes, that could be added pressure for the individual coming in. Yes, it could be added pressure for the couple coming in their responsibility the triad is responsibility is to their relationship like that still is their number one priority so here's the deal if somebody can't handle that then you know they may have to work harder to find people that are okay with that type of a situation but you might be able to find three singles you or a couple on a single that could all mesh and it almost be like a house party right right you could and the biggest i wonder if he'd have jealousy issues sharing two girls versus one well the thing is is with that that's something that they don't know i mean in all in all honesty they don't because to a degree the females they share anyway well here's become and it's just a total side interesting dynamic of this okay makeup sex not makeup sex uh reconnection sex makeup sex is after you fight hopefully you don't have that no you don't want that part but reconnection sex okay how does that how does that well you don't know what their sexual no i don't sessions are like anyway no i don't which but i'm just totally side note that that's an interesting thing i went through that in my own brain in our situation i went through went through that, how that would work. But ours was not a long-term, you know, and there's no way to even, we can't even compare what we had to a long-term. Everybody's different. They're 10-plus years as a triad. So I think, but the thing is, I guess my biggest piece of advice with it is they have to, they have to be true to their relationship, just like any couple, just, just like a couple that's going from soft swap to full swap. Your number one responsibility is still to be true and, and within the comfort level of your relationship. guard look in this shit you guard your light your relationship like a very very precious jewel right i mean that's really what you have to do you have to you have to guard it and you have to understand that there are going to be people out there that they're going to try to take that away from you they don't know it that they don't mean to or maybe they're going to bump you if you have it loose in your hand and they're walking the party's going to bump you it's going to fly out of your hand you have to guard that and it's your responsibility and your spouse's responsibility or in this case you know all the partners involved responsibility to guard that and keep that precious which means it doesn't matter someone else doesn't like it it doesn't matter somebody else doesn't understand it doesn't matter somebody else can't adhere to it or can't function or perform or whatever you can't risk that precious stone that relationship for somebody else because lifestyle what you're doing is you're testing that every single time we're're doing things that could make you jealous, could make me jealous, could whatever. So you've got to fucking keep hold of this thing. And when you're making the transition, look, if you've been a soft swap couple and been in the lifestyle for fucking 20 years, and all of a sudden you're making the transition over to a full swap couple, or a full swap in any way, shape, or form, let let me help you out with this you now are back to a newbie you're back to square your look you are back to square square one now you may move up to certain levels faster than you did the first time but if you go into it believing well this is the same thing are fucked. You will become a victim of the lifestyle like that. I mean, instantly. As soon as you go, well, going from soft swap to full swap is the same thing. No, it's not. If you, because here's the deal. A little bit, though. There's something. If you assume it's the same, you're in trouble. Well, yeah, don't ever assume. No, if you go back, yeah, you go back yeah you're gonna find out that hey look seeing her suck a dick it is different seeing her have sex with another person okay no but once you've made but but you could also look at it in terms of you made one transition seeing her with another guy even if it is just oral yes and then you're making almost an equivalent step seeing her have sex with another person yes so it's kind of the same step it's just a little bit deeper it's just a little bit yes no you're well that's what i say you may move up through the the steps faster it my thing is there are people that go oh it's the same no it's it's not the same a little variation it's gonna have a little variation you just have to you just if you look if you go into it assuming your back is a newbie the transition will be easier than going into it going yeah this would be no big deal big deal. And then she sneezes when she's getting fucked and all of a sudden it hits you. She never sneezed when you fucked her. Okay? And because then you're going to, I mean... I don't think sneezing would be that big a deal. No, but here's the thing. You know, the amount of noises that she makes when she's got a dick in her mouth are probably a little less than when she's getting banged. Yeah her mouth isn't full exactly yeah you're gonna be able to understand it much clearer won't be so there's just little things but as long as you're true to yourself and and you and you're true to your relationship and you take the time to make sure that you're both on the same page just like you did when you first started soft swapping you'll be fine but you just you you just can't make assumptions otherwise right that's i mean that's the the thing and the other thing is this if you start to full swap just like for us when we were a full swap couple we made the decision that look if we'd have said this isn't for us we would have stopped end of story okay you have to go into the same thing if you start to do a full swap and you decide you just didn't dig it and you want to go back you can go back to to just soft swap and and there's nothing wrong with that because again this tree isn't for everybody you know so there's certain branches that you just go yeah i don't want to go in that branch i'm not i'm not ready the leaves got shaken just a little too hard yeah i'm not ready for that and i don't want that and that's okay and that's the other thing you have to know is that's okay so don't you know you're you're going to don't let people's opinion sway you or then think well since we didn't make, we didn't like full swap, I guess we just have to be done all together. If you love soft swap, well then keep, go back to soft swapping, you know? Yeah. That's the way to go. Two minutes? Uh-huh. That was subtle as fuck. I try to be quiet about it, but you want to just fucking say it out loud. I'm trying to be just. Last week's show was a little short. It was like six short I don't want to Well Mr. King You're at 55 minutes right now Alright perfect There we go That's better Okay What a great Don't fucking flick me off Your nails aren't even done right Jesus You're not even in costume Cause I hardly paint my nails Well Maybe you should step up to the plane And try something new. Just so. All right. Well, that's a great place to end. Hey, once again, we want to give a huge shout out to our sponsor because you're a cackler. I don't cackle. You're a cackler. A cackle sounds like a freaking hyena. Or like a witch? Do I sound like a hyena? 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