Krazy Truth #104 Its all about that Ass

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most and extremely frustrated cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely moused up safety and cat it up miss amanda we are here to titillate you with the crazy truth i'll take that off now so you can hear me how's it going pumpkin what a nightmare how you doing i'm good are you flustered you should see the picture i took of you i bet it'll be awesome put on twitter so those of you watching live you're actually going to want to watch our youtube channel when it goes on our youtube channel uh in two days because you'll be able to see everything right now because some of my technical equipment fucked up uh for our our secret facebook page group uh that's the huge secret facebook group crazy cas Casbah. Shh, don't tell the others. Which if you want to be a part of, you sure can. Let us know. We'll get you on there. Anywho, you can record on my phone. But the YouTube, the video video will be badass on YouTube, so you'll want to check that out on Thursday. So before we get going too far, this is, what the fuck are we doing? It's season i almost said season fucking four i know jesus christ season three episode 104 that's right i'm fucking with my microphone because nothing gonna work right god son of a he starts off pretty bitter anywho and i thought i was the bitchy one today now i need my mind all. Anyways, but let's give a good positive shout out to our sponsor first, shall we? Hey, kids, are you tired of fighting? Who's going to sleep in that nasty wet spot? No more. Our friends at nomorewetspot.com have created a 100% polyester waterproof blanket made with Cool, dry fleece designed specifically to catch sex fluids, massage oils, lubes. Easy cleanup. It's the size of a blanket, so it's easy to pack. Bring it along. And you know what? Hey, when we live this quarantine, everybody's going to be horny, and they're going to be coming all over the place. So make sure you get your blanket today. Visit them at nomorewetspot..com make sure you use truth when you order it you get a five percent discount we are also uh affiliates there so you can also go on our website and click on the link that way and get one there also if you get one let us know we've got a lot of people our folks have been getting them and they love them so uh no more wet spot.com also don't forget you want to if you have not subscribed to our YouTube channel, what in the fuck are you waiting for? You can actually see the good videos. Just go to www.youtube.com backslash Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. We're running a contest to get to $10,000, so you want to be a part of that. They can see me give you goofy looks. Good, awesome. Yeah, no shit. But we're going to be giving away shirts, shot glasses, tickets to shit, all kinds of stuff. So for every, there's one, we're doing drawings at $500, $750, $1,000, $2,000, $5,000, $7,500, and $10,000. So yeah. You can remember all that. I have it written down. So make sure that you subscribe because each time when you hit one of those milestones, all of our subscribers will be in there and eligible to win. And so make sure you do that. If you don't subscribe to our YouTube channel, well, you know, I'm stuck in my dick now. I'm just kidding. Anyways. Wow. Yeah. There we go. Also, don't forget, we got some more shit.
Speaker2: Hi.
Speaker1: Welcome to the camera.
Speaker3: No, I was trying to read.
Speaker1: We also have more shit coming up. So, yeah, there you go. So, you know, the show, the past couple weeks here of season three, it just kind of went from hole to hole to hole. It's been the general theme. We had a show that was all about pussies.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Shape, sizes, lips, colors otherwise. Last week we had a, the show was all about dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It was all about cocks. It was a show of cocks.
Speaker3: There you go.
Speaker2: Cocks everywhere.
Speaker1: We talked a lot about cocks. Our questions were a lot about cocks. Okay. and we showed that we know dick so anywho so uh i got a question uh this week about uh you know following right along we were headed for the trifecta uh so this is all about the old butthole And ass play stuff So I had one question That came up specifically And then I went through our archives To find another one So this show is all about that ass About that ass
Speaker3: I really don't know shit about asses
Speaker1: Oh bullshit really Really what is your favorite Yeah I know shit about asses I got it What do you think is your best attribute Thank you. Really? What is your favorite? Yeah, I know shit about asses. I got it. What do you think is your best attribute? Dead ass. No. Everybody likes that dead ass. Yes, they do. Your ass is popular. Your ass is extremely popular. It is. I don't know why, but it is. Because it fits in. It is squishy. fits it is squishy it's like yeah it's no
Speaker3: no it's all about that shape it's got that rounded shape yes it is a bubble butt you got an oompa because with the oompa loompa right i didn't say that uh-huh anyways i know you by now you got
Speaker1: that ass baby let me tap that ass so uh yeah so we got ass questions. I know you by now. You got that ass, baby. Mm-mm, let me tap that ass. So, yeah, so we got ass questions.
Speaker2: Because the best thing is we get really, remember what we always say. There's no such thing as a dumb question. Correct. All right.
Speaker1: There's some idiots that ask them.
Speaker2: And the way they're worded, dumb as fuck. But there's no such thing as a dumb question. No, everybody words it their own way. No. You'll see when I say this one, you'll see how that goes over. Oh, my God. And the way they're worded, dumb as fuck. But there's no such thing as a dumb question. No, everybody words it their own way.
Speaker1: No. You'll see when I say this one, you'll see how that goes over. Oh, boy. We'll see. And I was just like, well, how fitting. A question about ass and the way it was asked. And we'll see if we can pick up the theme, shall we? Okay. Okay. All right. So uh this question this question comes to us from michael okay okay supposedly it comes to us from michael and kim okay supposedly supposedly comes to us from michael and kim uh they're in seattle now okay the reason i say supposedly because in all my follow-up you know kind of just trying
Speaker2: Thank you. is from Michael and Kim there in Seattle. Now, the reason I say supposedly,
Speaker1: because in all my follow-up, kind of just trying to figure this out a little bit, there was only Michael, there seemed to be very little Kim involved with any of this.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: So I kind of questioned the whole Kim part of it.
Speaker3: He's speaking for Kim.
Speaker1: But here's the thing. It's not our job. Look, we're not like a tracking agency to figure out your your love life we just go with what we're told right so michael and kim i.e michael sends us a letter david you can't even say it god again the key for everybody just tuning in this is not my question this is michael and kim's spit it out don't spit in public there's a pandemic going on anyways okay so uh michael and kim said uh they were recently at a lifestyle event and uh he likes anal sex and to you know have anal sex and so he was with a partner and just started to have anal sex and she freaked out and they just couldn't figure out why. What's the big fucking deal? Who freaked out? The girl that he just shoved it up her ass. And so the question goes on, what's the big deal if we're all swingers? If we're swingers is anal such a big deal now do you understand why I say I question the Kim part and think it's more just Mike and do you understand why I think it's ironic that it's a question about ass when it's I don't care if you're wait, so I wanted to check more on this because when I read this, I'm just like, oh, no, he didn't. We didn't really just go here, did we? We did. So I reached out to him. So they have been in the lifestyle almost two years.
Speaker2: Okay? Okay.
Speaker1: They don't play very often.
Speaker3: Imagine that.
Speaker1: They're all about, again, one of the many that are all about quality over quantity uh no you can have that just don't throw out a comment like that but they find it extremely uh disturbing and they think that it's just silly that what an issue if swingers are about having sex why they have such a problem and they can't find people that will let them have anal sex and so he has found and my thing was do you talk about it and his response back to that was he has they have found that was how he worded it he slash they have found that if they just go for it, it does better because versus asking for it. So right off the bat, allow me to just say again, to go back to my original point of there's no such thing as a stupid question, but, okay, so. Yeah, there you go. So how do you think, how do you feel about that? Do you want to scoot over? Because I think our CASA people are going to want to see you on camera to see your facial expressions. Oh, I don't know about that. Look, okay. Number one, I want to put this out here. Just to be completely fucking honest across the board. We have been in situations, we've been playing with another couple, and there was accidental slippage. We slipped from one hole and started to head to the wrong place. And it was an accident, and she yelped. Remember that? Because it was a bad angle. And as soon as she was like, I realized when, you know, it was instant stop. Oh, my God, so sorry. You know, it was absolutely an accidental thing. Touch my nose, I'm going to but and that happens that's not uncommon okay it's not uncommon for a guy when he's doing doggy to be aiming for the wrong hole it happens all the time i will go wrong one yeah or it pops out you don't mean to you're just going and you're whatever we know you've done it when you're drunk oh right but even when you're sober you don't mean to it happens okay but i can honestly say before we answer any other parts of the question with this i can honestly say if we were at an event and uh because we're pretty clear about this whole thing anyways i mean we don't necessarily go okay and by the way no and we used to it doesn't come up as a topic of conversation most times because it's not that common. But if someone started to do that to you, and I know your response, would be no, stop, and it was like a forced thing, I can tell you there would be one less. There'd be a person leaving without their penis. Because I would break that motherfucker off. I'm straight and I would walk over, grab him by the dick and throw him up. Because if you don't, it is not cool to just, I find instead of asking, just doing. No, that is not how this shit works at all. Just because a butthole doesn't have teeth to bite your dick off doesn't mean you can just randomly ram it i don't get any orifice isn't okay just oh no it's not this is consensual yeah and here's the thing every okay everybody's a little bit and you've got to try to read stuff because you know I can't read stuff. Everything is a little bit different on this, but, okay, like our thing is no anal sex. But on either side of it in terms of I'm not allowed to have, I'm not allowed to fuck a girl in the ass, and you don't have another guy fuck you in the ass.
Speaker3: That's like just, it's just one of those things. At point in time it's not something it's off limits and i mean i think we would discuss it i don't know if it's necessarily that because if you found one that you really wanted to have sex you know wanted to do her ass then i whatever but it wouldn't be oh by the way i did it we would talk about it ahead of time because in the past that has been a rule use it don't use it enough i don't i don't do it enough to just randomly any person stick their dick in my ass for some people no and that for some people it's it's a one guy i've talked to it's a subdom thing so that's what he relates
Speaker1: Thank you. For some people, one guy I've talked to, it's a subdom thing. So that's what he relates it to. There are some people, a lot of people, it's spouse only. Well, okay. Number one, you can do damage. You can do serious. You can with any orifice. Right. But it's easier to do damage there than it is than some of the other places it just it is what it is number two again for some people that's a really that's a really really big deal that's like for some people that's super intimate or some people they just don't do anal sex at all they own their spouse or their significant, whatever. So it is not just random that it just, I mean, part of the problem with this question is, is he has something just because we're swingers. Yeah. That means that we're willing to do anything. Okay. Look there, just because you're a kinkster and maybe you are into, uh, maybe you're, maybe you're into knife play, for example. It doesn't mean that you're necessarily going to be into fire play or blood play. It's the same thing. Just because you're swingers doesn't mean that you're randomly okay with people just hammering you in the ass. It doesn't work that way. And it is a communication thing. And it's so it's kind of for some people it is it is way more intimate. That is like a big time intimate situation. There are added there are added health risks with with that. okay obviously here's the reality of it i'm not a doctor nor do i play one on tv but i do know this you ram a dick up up an ass you can cause tears and lesions in the intestines okay okay and around the sphincter you can fuck shit up okay so so here's the deal there are health risks with that because obviously transmission of diseases uh you know there's a lot of things that can go with that and i'm sorry especially if you just fucking like well look hey here's an opportunity i'm just gonna slam this home even when you and i have anal sex even when when i get to do it to you there's anal lube involved right yes there's there's lube involved there's there's we start slow there's a certain way we start there's i mean there's a whole different set of ball games you love your poundy your your poundy what i don't even know what that is you love your pussy just pounded you don't like your ass just hammered on. No. That is not how this game is played. So, yeah, no. The part that I thought was funny, when I reached out and talked with Mike and Kim, my thing was, well, how does Kim like it? Yeah, no doubt. Well, she might. Never got a response back never got to hear because the point i was trying to make with them or get to them was the fact of uh here's the deal you know what would you would you want would you want somebody just slamming it home on her or would she want somebody just slamming it home on her without asking and that's why that's why i really doubt whether or not there is actually a kim involved with with the whole thing that makes sense look if you're gonna do anal i think that that's something you have to talk about you have to talk about ahead of time not ahead of time or maybe during or whatever but like hey do you care so does he get permission to shove his dick in somebody's mouth or does he get permission to to shove it in some other girl i mean i didn't ask but at least if he tries to shove it in a girl's mouth she's got teeth and can fucking you know bite that like if you can chunk that motherfucker right the fuck off you know i mean hey here's what's so funny with do not fucking yawn god damn it we're doing this different because it's a tuesday but it's still you can jesus fuck anyways i'm so sorry i've been at work all day and i've been up since five i've been up all day cut me some slack. Anyways. You can take naps whenever you want. I don't normally take a goddamn nap. Damn it. No. Anyway. I'm working on other stuff. So, no. So, here's one of the interesting things about anal anyways. Look. I think that 90% of people, when they base what they should do for sex. We've kind of talked about this past. It's what they've seen porn right so obviously there's a shit ton of porn anal porn oh yeah there's a ton there's a shit ton of anal porn okay and and it you know they have these chicks on here that these guys with fucking seal killer cocks just the size of a fucking leg are just hammering their ass like there's nothing to it you know where they're like pulling all the way out and then doing a fucking jump plunge like yeah but look how stretched out they are too that's just it when you sit there and you're going into a girl's ass and that motherfucker is you know i don't know the size of like fucking i don't know like a fucking giant tube looks like a a tube off of a fucking wrap like christmas paper wrapper you know and it's that then you can do that i mean they know that it's coming it's not like just randomly you know doing that so what the problem is is that people see that shit on there they go well we we can do that in real life no it doesn't those are trained fucking professionals i mean we know people in the in that industry there are lubes there are things that they do ahead of time to get ready for that type of a scene it's not like they don't just spit on it yeah i'm sorry i couldn't resist here's one of the other things this hasn't this wasn't even questions Spitting on your cock Before you shove it in her ass Will not constitute enough lube If she doesn't take it in the ass Just saying Now it will cause her to scream And tell you to knock that fucking shit off If her name is Amanda Because I think it's funny to occasionally do that It just pisses pisses her off tonight not even on her ass not my ass just spit on your pussy it's so funny
Speaker3: it all came from from one hookup that we had and this guy he was having issues but he was kind of freaking out and i'm not freaking out i'm you know i'm no you're you're not pressuring him i'm being relaxed and i'm like how can i help you well after the 10th time of him spitting on his dick
Speaker1: I don't know. freaking out i'm you know i'm no you're not pressuring him i'm being relaxed and i'm like how can i help you well after the 10th time of him spitting on his dick while he was trying to get it hard grossed me out that i wasn't going to help him then that actually grossed it more than the dude that put like 17 pounds of fucking hand of lube the guy was trying to jack off and He kept get like putting more and more lube on his fucking hand he was a professional masturbator though look i'm a professional masturbator i've been doing that shit since i was five years old money though i could and it wouldn't i'd make more because i don't use lube well there you go or spit on my dick when i do it but it's a lot of fun if you get a chance to hook up with Amanda And you just want to watch her cringe Get ready to fuck her and just randomly spit on her cooter I'll freak the fuck out And I don't know why I don't know what my hand It's just gross You love to kiss That's what's so funny It's not that you love to kiss It's just for some reason It's the action of spitting That drives me nuts It's the action of spitting That is just fucking disgusting Yeah if I ever tried to spit on your asshole Or on my dick and then stick it in your ass I'm gonna lose both my lips and my dick I know You're gonna lose the other nut This is gonna be ain't nothing good again come out of this try me look there's here's the thing there's nothing wrong with with anal sex but you do have to fucking you do have to they do but you do have to ask and i i think it's horribly uh it's look all it takes is one person assuming that well you know just because they're a swinger i can do whatever yeah no that's how people get a look here's the deal none of us are pieces of meat we're people so you know if you just want a chick that you can just fucking abuse the shit out of uh go go pay a hooker you know say hey i just want to abuse the shit don't worry they'll give you a rate for that you know and and whatever so but don't just randomly do it just as somebody over overall i mean it's just like what's for you i guess i'm telling you the questions i got for today are just fucking awesome i'm telling you i was a doozy that's an awesome are we doing on time? I still don't have a fucking clock. Imagine fucking that.
Speaker3: Because you keep bitching about it.
Speaker1: Because I forget.
Speaker2: It's okay.
Speaker3: And then when you bitch about it, you don't ever think about it. I'll put it on my list.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Are you going to be able to figure that out on your new phone?
Speaker3: Probably not. Hey, I'm figuring it out slowly.
Speaker2: Okay. All right.
Speaker3: Nothing like going from Android to iPhone.
Speaker1: Where are we on? A new time frame.
Speaker3: A new time frame. It's not a new time frame. It's a new time frame. Shut up. Jesus God. I hate my fucking line. Where is it on? No, you hate me being a smart ass. There's a big difference. Hey, where are you on? Ass. See, ass came up in the conversation. Ass. Okay. Where are we at for time? That was still the fucking question. To go? No, that's how far into it you are.
Speaker1: No, how far? So I'm almost balls deep, ball.
Speaker3: You're almost halfway.
Speaker1: I'm almost halfway in. Hold on, kids. You want some lube?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: You've almost broken the seal.
Speaker1: We popped that motherfucker. Okay, so. Did you need one of these? Yeah, actually, I do. Next question. Do you chew a pillow? I do. I do. in the gym less he coughs? Thank you for pointing that out. Yes, former smoker. Yes, I will point it out because you haven't smoked for three months. And you know what? I think we should celebrate with a cigarette. No, I do sound better because I don't smoke. So, I'm not sucking on it anymore. Okay. So, we'll do this, a quick question. This question actually was a question for you, Miss Amanda, that came in and was a toy question. Oh, God. And I thought it was kind of cool. Again, sticking with the i did about an ass it is i had to dig i had to dig through this thing uh this question came to us uh from michaela and michaela where's michaela from michaela is from somewhere down to new orleans michaela's from new orleans and she wanted to know she knows that you have has heard the show we've talked about some of your dildos and things like that she wanted to know do you have anal beads have you ever tried anal beads what's your opinion of anal beads and ready set start no i've never tried anal beads i don't own anal beads i've never even seen them outside the store. I'm pretty... I always thought they were Christmas decorations.
Speaker3: I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to...
Speaker1: In all seriousness, I don't know. Would you try anal beads?
Speaker3: I don't see why not.
Speaker1: Because you now... I mean, you've got butt plugs.
Speaker3: You've actually worn a butt plug around for a little while. Which you dug that. You've never done the full tail thing on it yet. You have to buy one of those. Well, right. No, I'm going to go kill a raccoon in the neighborhood. Whatever. You have to buy one. But the claws are horrible. Okay. So you light butt plugs. When I'm in the mood, I in the mood i like it right okay so and that's a huge thing people well okay you have to understand everybody again she didn't have toys for a long time so we didn't you weren't big on toys you slowly do now i don't play with a lot of them though no you have certain you have certain toys like, and you use those. For show, I'll use the suction cup dildo. The what's one? Stroke. Suction cup one. You've used some of your dildos on your ass, but you've never had actual anal beads of them. I guess we should get you anal beads. No, I haven't used a dildo on my ass. You didn't use the quartz one? What? The quartz one? I don't know. I quartz well i don't know it's all talking no the only thing i've ever stuck up my ass is a butt plug no i don't know you occasionally like your butt played with but not necessarily it doesn't just because like when we have sex you like your butt played with sometimes sometimes that's a key phrase. Sometimes. And then it depends. You're not necessarily just me. You want your ass just fucking hammered on. But would you try anal beads? Is that something you would consider trying in the future? I don't see. Why not? I'd try anything more. I still want to rip those fuckers out. You're such an ass. I wonder if they're different sizes. I don't even know. lengths Like extension cords There's the There's the like Well I know that when you buy them They're like A long Well okay When you see pictures of it Because I've never seen one in person They look like a long thing with balls Right Attached So does it Does it keep Just going up your Colon Do you have to keep flexing so it, like, eats them? If it does that, I'm so going to laugh over it. You only have control of the outer sphincter. You don't have control of all the inner sphincters. I know, but it doesn't matter. As long as you're working it, so it's like, that would be funny as shit. Just say, okay, I'm sorry. Anywho, okay. But my question is, can you get, like, you know, two-foot one or like a seven-foot one? No, I don't think they come that long because then you're fucking with your intestines. Great news. I've got anal beads coming out my nose. Literally. And you know what a punctured intestine does to your system, right? Yeah, it fucks it up. So, okay. So, you're open to trying. So, there you go, McKayla. She's open to you go mikaela she's open she's open to trying them she never has but she's open to try them so and if you want to donate some anal beads you know let let us know or you could probably make your own i'll bet you could go on like i'm not making any diy toys arts and crafts no it just takes a little bit of hemp and some beads. It's like, what was that, like macrame? I did put the spinner one in. Did you know that? No. I put the spinner one in. I wasn't there to watch and be butterflies. It's a butt plug with a fidget spinner on the end. I need to. That lights up. I would have been mesmerized. I put that one in. What is that one thing you called? We didn't scout like in the 70s.'s like it's like it's a thick cord you wrap them together and you put the fucking beads and shit on it the macrame macrame makes the plant holders the rope and there you go macrame anal beads you could make your own you're artsy craftsy enough no what i mean you want to make sure it tied on tight on both ends, because you wouldn't want one of those fuckers to go out on its own. Let's see, you have some that are string-attached and some that are silicone-attached to beets. The key is, is to make sure you have a count. So you count how many go in to make sure the same number come out. You also have to understand that, okay, I, not like I have had a shit ton of, well, I haven't had a shit ton of boyfriends, okay, but the one I did in high school, he worked in an emergency room. So then when he tells me about the guy that comes in with a potato stuck in his ass, or someone else came in with they had let like a mouse or something. Yeah, literally. Well, here's the problem with that. They didn't put a leash on the gerbil and they didn't put a string on the potato. No, don't stick. No, that one got stuck. It had to be surgically removed. Yeah, no. So I got hesitant. So you'll try some. We just need to find you professional ones, real ones.
Speaker1: You're not going to make your own.
Speaker3: I mean, God, how long was it before I let you play with it?
Speaker1: Many moons.
Speaker3: I don't remember.
Speaker1: It was a long time. I mean, it was a long time.
Speaker3: Well, it's not that I didn't let you. It's just that it didn't cross my mind.
Speaker1: No shit. Hey, what's this?
Speaker3: I didn't want the gape in porn. That was always a fear factor. Yes, that's nasty. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker3: Yeah.
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Speaker1: Yeah. mind yeah no shit hey what's this i didn't want the gaping porn that was always that was always a fear factor yes that's nasty yeah yeah no and here's the thing so you guys all know biggest turn off watching porn is when they go and spread it and you just go yeah you're not supposed to be able to see down the tunnel if you're splunking in the ass it's all wrong that's just here's what's funny is we actually ask a friend of ours questions about that yeah that it does go back because we didn't know so that just shows look even though we're doing a show and we answer questions we're also continuously learning as well because we literally ask okay do those girls are their ass like are they like a stingray in the water behind there you know is it flapping around or what and that's he's like no it goes back and so see we we learn too we learn too okay are we at halftime uh yeah we are actually perfect look at me go i'm all over fucking who needs i'm kicking balloons balloons that party just doesn't ever fucking end there you go hey don't forget kids uh to go to our website, www.crazykazbah.com. Get all of your cool, crazy merchandise from us there. That's where we've got shirts. We've got shirts, T-shirts, panties, shot glasses, bottles, you name it. We've got, what are you giggling about? Nothing. Don't worry about it. Okay. Awesome. Did we actually start the tape? Huh? Okay. Anyways. No, I did a big yawn, and then I'm looking at the camera, just making faces after that because you didn't even know. Also, anyways, also don't forget because one of the new services that we have started offering is we do seminars. And so yet in the month of May, we still have three more seminar dates open for newbie seminars. We're going to be coming out with a whole bunch more seminars as well. So you can email us at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot, Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. There you go. All right. Let me go. You going to stay awake? We still good? You refreshed? You taking a nap over halftime? I need to learn to have more caffeine during the day. Oh, yeah. Maybe you need to have anal beads in so you can pull them out. I only have a cup of coffee in the morning. That's it. Eight ounces. There you go. And that's all you need. Healthy first. Well, I'll get us a coffee sponsor or something. We'll get us something like that. So we'll be forced to just drink coffee and just be caffeinated like fucking monkeys. Just like, yeah! It'll be perfect. Ooh, that'll be great on the take. Okay, so moving right along. All right. So our next question, and I had to dig back for this one. This is not a new question. It's just a couple of years. It doesn't matter. I got it. It's still fresh. The question is still fresh. Okay. Okay. And this is from Jen and Paul. Jen and Paul are long-time listeners. They've been listening to us since early episodes through now. First-time writers. So it's first time contacting us, which is fair enough. We appreciate that. And Jen and Paul, they also, by the way, they love the show. So that's nice. If they're long-time listeners, I guess so. It's gotten better. Thank God. So anyway, so Jenna and Paul, they come to us from Tucson, Arizona. It's warm there. It isn't here yet. Jesus. Bastards. Anyways, so their question is, what is the fascination with eating ass? It's everywhere now. You guys don't talk about it that much, but it's everywhere. What is the big fascination with eating ass? What do you guys think about it? So I reached out to them, and I wanted to get age-wise. They've been in the lifestyle for a while. They've been in the lifestyle like five, six years. Okay. Okay. And they're pretty close to our age. Okay. So they're mid-40s is what I got. Okay. Their actual age is given out. Don't worry. We're older. Anyway, so I thought that was a really interesting question because. It really wasn't talked about, nor did you see it on porn or anything else a long time ago. No. No. Look me, it's almost like I don't know that it's necessarily new. I'm sure I'm sure it's been around for a long time, but it was not like it's not so taboo anymore. Right. I mean, look, there was a time when we first got in the lifestyle. That wasn't like this big thing that was talked about. You didn't see memes about it. You didn't see it on porn. You didn't see, I mean, that was not like, oh my God. Like now it's like, I don't know if everybody's just went all fucking Coco for cuckoo buffs or what. I mean, I don't know what the fuck it is, but now it's like this huge thing. And I don't know if it was kind of not knowing because we weren't necessarily into, we weren't looking at ass porn or whatever. So I don't know if it was kind of not knowing because we weren't necessarily into we weren't looking at ass porn or whatever so i don't know if that was like a sub kink or something like that that it's just kind of mainstreamed out recently or the other thing is somebody found somebody's ass that tastes like candy and so then it was like it must taste like candy well maybe it started off as a kink do you think some people really enjoyed doing it do you think it started as a kink or i the only thing i wondered is could it could it have started in maybe in the um uh gay and lesbian community and then then came over to over and you know not i don't know that many to ask well i don't either i mean that it's a really good point it's something that now it's a big thing obviously i don't remember it ever being a big thing before when i was a kid being an ass muncher was you know you said that to fucking be derogatory towards somebody. So it wasn't like, yeah, me too. It didn't denote snack foods like it does now. So I don't know. Here's the challenge for me is that I'm old. So like anything else, let's put it this way. I'm older than you are no okay no here's a better analogy okay as a guy okay guys will understand this analogy so as a guy when i was a kid you know 16 17 what looked cool on cars were big muscle cars right like my 76 grand prix with back ended up. Big old fucking fatty slick tires on it and chrome rims, right? Okay. When my dad was a kid, when he was that age, the big thing was to have the front end of cars raised up. Okay. And the back end sunk and just, you know, regular tires. And then by the time our oldest son got son got you know by the time our kids were that age it was all into the rice burners and the you know like you don't find cars with chrome anything on them everybody wanted black once blacked out rims and they want the whole car slammed to the ground you know so just a change it's just a change in times. It's just a change in times. But here's the thing. To me, if you put a car, a 57 Chevy, and you have one that looks like the way my dad would like it, or the way, you know, next to a 69 Charger, next to a 96 Civic, I'm going to automatically go to that Charger. I'm going gonna go because that's my style of the car that's the car that's the way i remember it that's the way i like it my dad and my son are both gonna go to the exact there the other extremes so it's the same thing with fucking see how i worked my way around about that that's a long time to get, but it's the same thing with fucking. So if eating ass was never a thing, you know, it was never a thing, I don't get excited to go, man, I just want to fucking munch your butthole. It just ain't going to happen, you know? No, I was at one club. Was I there? Yes, you were. You were busy. Awesome. I was? Uh-huh. I was getting some? Uh-huh. Kick ass. And the guy that was, he was, I was with you, but then all of a sudden he come up behind me and started eating me out. Okay. And then he went straight to my ass. I'm like, okay. Winner chicken dinner so yeah so well you didn't have a problem with them doing it to you right did I do I have a problem with someone doing it to me no but it feels good but quit here you want me to say it for you here's the deal we're very sanitary well what it is is that we talk about it all the time and being like like you don't ever want to have a sweaty cooter and and you like well you know and i don't want to like sweaty balls and so it's like i would want to make damn sure that my shit was all fucking cleaned and i would want to clean it in the shower first the other person yeah clean it myself first before you went before you you would want yeah is that wrong is that horrible is that really sound shitty no but the mustache sure does and i know i mean i don't i don't think it's i don't think there's anything wrong it there was it we had a there was a gal that we hooked up with or that we'd had fun with she's coming from out of town and by the morning she just was you were sucking my dick and all of a sudden she's like I'll help and fucking started licking my asshole I do remember that and I was like ooh and it does feel good but again I was self-conscious because you know we'd been fucking the night before all night and I was like I kind of needed a shower and you know and just like yeah and yeah i would be i would have to say that i would be a little paranoid but if you're into it yeah maybe we're not into it as like other people are well again i think it's just it was never look whether you want to admit it or not, porn has a huge influence on the swinging community.
Speaker3: See, LaVon says that she thinks it started off a long time ago. It was just taboo. But with people being more open about sexuality and sexual freedom, that it's more acceptable.
Speaker1: I can see that. And I mean, I get it because it makes sense. I mean, really, you're talking about there ain't much difference between you. Thank you very much. I'll be there all week.
Speaker3: The thing is, teach their own. If you like it, if you like giving it, great. Do I hate getting it?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: I mean, I'm not going to.
Speaker1: I won't turn you down, but I might go, are you sure? Do you want me to go take a wipe or something and make sure it's all cleaned up? It's funny because that was a joke back when I was in school. It's like there were guys, there were guys in high school that were like, man, I would never get a pussy. That's too close to her asshole. You're just're just you know just taint away so i but i mean now i can see really what's the difference in the grand scheme of things you're you're fucking whatever but i think that i think that uh levon's right i think it's become more out and i i think i truly believe that porn porn dictates a lot of the current trends in sex because look here's the deal i'm going to go out on a limb and go if all of a sudden there started to be this new category of porn where it was uh uh you didn't do a pop shot just on her face or in her mouth but the goal was to do a pop shot up her nose okay or or if you're a gay couple of his nose whatever and and there became more and more porn videos where you're trying to shoot your load up a nostril
Speaker2: I don't know. was to do a pop shot up her nose okay or or if you're a gay cat over his nose whatever and and
Speaker1: there became more and more porn videos where you're trying to shoot your load up a nostril all of a sudden it would start to become a bigger and bigger thing to do for because realistically you know why does it feel it doesn't feel different to shoot a load on a girl's face than it does to shoot it on her back. But guys like it. I love that shit.
Speaker2: Why?
Speaker1: I don't know. I think. feel it doesn't feel different to shoot a load on a girl's face and it does to shoot it on her back but guys like it i love that shit why i don't know i think it's a power play but it's what you saw in porn you know you saw the girls in there with a mouth that went ah you know type thing i just licked my microphone but i mean you know you saw that and so it became like this this thing and i i truly believe it's the same thing when it comes to when it comes to most sex i think that a lot of the kinks out there have become more acceptable because you can click on a porn site and quickly right there it is there's gay porn there's there's uh straight porn there's just girls there's group sex there's kinks you know there's bondage there's rough sex there's all these things and it's all just right fucking there just boom one quick click and you can very easily explore what you're looking for or what maybe you're curious. It's on your phone, for Christ's sake. You can throw your phone across the room if somebody walks in. But you can look really quick just to get a little glimpse, a little glimpsey-poo to see what that's all about at a moment's notice. And that is what I think plays a huge part in it. It blows my mind how much more everything with asses has. I seriously that's why the show's all about asses from from eating ass to fucking the number of uh tickling spank groups how many people are into just spanking with asses how many how many people look 99 guys figured out the reason we're supposed to slap a girl's ass when we're fucking her is because we saw it in porn. We don't know. Initially, we don't know how to do it. A porn guy doesn't slap it straight on. They go up or they go down. Where do you think we learned that shit? Well, that wasn't taught in fifth grade sex ed class. I promise that. So when you're smacking her ass, okay do we learn all this shit so but the ass the number of categories of ass sex or you know and doggy style and everything else is just huge just like i think that's a big reason why as positions uh doggy style is so big i think because it was it was on porn and And it's a power position, for one, and it's on porn. And it's that you can grab her by the ass. One of the things that makes your ass so awesome is it makes it accents your hips. The hourglass, you can grab your hips and just fucking put it down. It's actually true, just so there any anyways i got nothing well and here's the other thing with asses it's new look 20 years implants well yeah okay look what a girl's figure what was considered hot for a girl's figure when I was 17, 18, 19 years old is a lot different than now. Yeah. Okay, it was, you know, look, people didn't, people, J-Lo would have been going, she was, you know, I was in college when she was coming out and really starting to shake her ass you know i mean that that wasn't what that wasn't what you were seeing as as hot and i mean it is hot it's fucking awesome hot but i mean the ass and the ass implants and fucking getting asses bigger and bigger bigger no you've got the perfect ass shape. You've got the shape that every dude loves your ass. Your ass is popular. Look, fuck. You are exactly what Sir Mix-A-Lot was talking about. I'm just
Speaker2: saying.
Speaker1: Girl got back.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: Alright, how are we doing on time? I've hated my ass from day one.
Speaker1: You're the only person.
Speaker3: No, when I was like 11, it was because I was itty bitty. I was all of like 50 pounds.
Speaker1: But you had back.
Speaker3: And then it just keeps getting bigger.
Speaker1: No, it doesn't keep getting bigger. You got fucking, you got junk in your trunk.
Speaker3: Itty bitty waste.
Speaker1: Yeah, you got itty bitty waste. Good for grabbing. Itty bitty waste and you got junk in the trunk. All the dudes dig that. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Tap that ass. Tap it, tap it.
Speaker3: I got nothing. No, you got a lot, baby You're so funny, Jesus Alright, how are we doing on time? Because I've got so much shit, so I've got to make sure I'm doing all right on time Where are we at? You have like 10 minutes Jesus, so much pressure Okay, I got got time. I got time. Where is this one?
Speaker1: Skippy, I'm a fan. I need a receptionist. I need a receptionist.
Speaker3: You need a receptionist? Are you kidding me?
Speaker1: No, not a receptionist. What I need is
Speaker3: a fucking bitch. You need somebody to organize
Speaker1: your ass. I need a bitch is what I need.
Speaker3: Apparently, I'm
Speaker1: not it. You're at work all the fucking time. How the the fuck you're not here to do my shit for me Jesus Okay this was a question for you This one came in a while back And I just kind of blew past it Who's this fucking from I don't't even remember where this is from. Stefan. It's from Stefan and... Where the fuck is Stefan from? Somewhere in Georgia. He didn't put where.
Speaker2: No, Macon.
Speaker1: Macon, Georgia. Macon, Georgia.
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: Macon, Georgia.
Speaker3: Where the fuck is that?
Speaker2: Georgia.
Speaker1: Macon, I don't know. You're from the fucking south, not me. Macon, Georgia.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: It's from Georgia. We like Georgians. We like Southerners.
Speaker2: Any his.
Speaker3: Any his?
Speaker1: Any who. Fuck off, bitch.
Speaker3: Wow, you can't talk today.
Speaker1: I'm trying to hurry and get all these. I'm trying to get as much info to folks as I can. It's what I do. Anyways, his question to you was, and this is a little bit older. His question to you is a little bit older one. Anyways, is it on your list, your bucket list, or have you already had a double penetration and is that something you want? And we're all anxiously waiting the answer. I don't know.
Speaker2: All I can say to everybody... No, I've never done it.
Speaker1: Everybody listening right now, there could be a raffle involved in this answer. We don't know for sure.
Speaker3: Would I try? I can see at some
Speaker1: point. It would take some serious
Speaker3: trust. Yes.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: And some warm-ups. Yes, I would need to be prepared yeah but that could be something that could be so again it's something you would try but you're very open minded to trying things yeah I'm very open minded to trying things would you rather have double penetration that way ass and vag vag, or a double vag penetration? Or do you want to go full fucking, go big or go home and get double double?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker2: I'll put my foot down on that one.
Speaker3: Well, that wouldn't be the only thing you'd have to put down on that one. No, I'd probably go that versus double vag. I'm more hesitant on that.
Speaker1: I think it'd be harder to...
Speaker3: You rub on the bottom, it hurts. I think it'd be harder to... You rub on the bottom, it hurts.
Speaker1: I think it'd be harder to scream people.
Speaker2: Hey!
Speaker1: Want to duct tape our dicks together? Fuck my wife?
Speaker2: Let's go.
Speaker3: I don't think that's quite how that works.
Speaker1: No, the thing is, actually, I would think that if I was going to be involved, I would have to lose weight.
Speaker3: I really enjoy watching double penetration porn.
Speaker1: Really? See, this is why we do this show because i watch a lot of outdoor porn yeah so if it's outdoor then you're really fucking just drippy wet i like to watch it um and if there's a chance they can get caught does that make it but there's there was a stint there for a couple months i was watching watching nothing but double penetration. Well, I think we need to work on this. Guess what cold assignment is? I've got homework, kids. We got to get that. You need to go do some exercises. Stretch that shit out. Wah. Just fucking pull on and stretch it.
Speaker2: Cut.
Speaker1: Why do I have a feeling that's an excellent place to stop for the day? It of is because you're going a little loopy are we close on time i don't want i don't want to cheat people ever shit all right well unless you want to add to it okay all right uh so here's the thing so a couple again cool things we're gonna kind of wrap up but some cool things here we've got some really big announcements announcements coming out in the next couple of weeks. We cannot wait to share. Please. Number one, visit our sponsor, nomorewetspot.com. The folks that have already gotten their blankets are loving it. Again, it's specifically designed to catch sex fluids. So the Wet Spot, lubes, massage oils. They've got different sizes. Go go to their website nomorewetspot.com make sure that you use the truth and get your 5% off or visit them off of our website www.crazykazba.com and here's the thing follow us on twitter that would be at truth crazy subscribe to our youtube channel www you don't have to put the www anymore I'm just helping people now I gotta start over again www.youtube.com backslice casbah we're trying to get to 10,000 followers but we've got some contests we're gonna be running we have some special things that we're going to be doing on those channels uh those things that you need to be a part of those and send us your emails we love getting your emails hate mail good mail bad mail we don't fucking care send us your question uh don't forget to also sign up for some of our seminars we've got a lot of things we're doing things that are a little bit different than the average bear so uh it's the way we roll and the way we do things. So we want you all to be a part of the shenanigans that is Crazy Kazma and whatnot. You're the crazy one. I am sane as a motherfucker. Anyways, so. You've been doing that a lot lately. Yeah. Yeah, you have. Yeah, I didn't Yeah you have The other day I was just yelling in my office I was just singing and yelling For no reason And I was making up like lyrics I was like looped out I was supposed to be working And I was working on some seminar stuff And I just all of a sudden got looped out Enough the dog the dog, my dog, my little buddy, my companion who sticks with me through thick and thin, looked at me and got up and left my office and went to the bedroom to be let down. You're a bit too loud for him. I was. He was like, he just said, look at me doing that whole head twist, like, what in the fuck are you doing? So there you go. Nice. Way to go, pumpkin. Anyways, again, check out all of our shows. This show is going to be out live on Thursday. Every Thursday. Actually, I release them late Wednesday nights. But you can hear our show.
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