Krazy Truth #103 An episode all about Cock!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with most, I'm Cole cole and i'm here with the just now getting our headset on miss amanda hey we're down with the sickness no we're not we're here to uh bring you another episode of the crazy truth for those of you keeping score at home kids this is season three episode 103 i think that's some sort of thing. 1-3, season 3, number 3. I have no idea. Anywho, I'll see give a damn. So there you go. Why don't you just say you weren't up for it? Because we're on a Monday, and so we're here on a Monday. And we are recording. For those of you that don't know at home, again, follow along, kids. We're recording live in front of our huge Facebook group, secret Facebook group, Crazy Casbah. Shh! Don't tell the others. But if you'd like to join, let us know and we'll get hooked up. So, but before we begin the shenanigans that is Crazy Truth and the show that we all know and love. We want to give a huge shout out to our sponsor, nomorewetspot.com. If you're tired of fighting about who sleeps in the web spot, who needs a snorkel? No more. Our friends have created the 100% polyester waterproof blanket made with cool dry fleece designed specifically for and to catch fluids from sex,es massage oils etc etc now here's the thing i know a whole bunch of you guys are squirters and i know a bunch of people love squirters but nobody likes sleeping in the wet spot afterwards get your blankets they're the perfect size uh 50 by 60 so you can throw it in your sex bag and take with you to parties and whatnot order today www today, www.nomorewetspot.com. We're affiliates with them. You can also find them on our website. So, there you go. And don't forget to check out our video. Each week, we put our video that you're listening to right now. When you hear this, you can go on our YouTube channel and you can watch it. You can see the animated version of what we do it's not actually animated say animated we're animated but no but you can actually see you can see us as we talk and you think we sound sexy you should see us and hear us at the same time oh it's just kidding i try to dress the part yeah so she does uh so yeah and if you're part of The VIP CASBA They'll be getting their first sets of videos Coming out this month Could have your tits exposed You never know or other stuff Because there's no rules on what we're going to do for those videos Dun They're just boobs Dun No they're not They're just boobs. Dun. No, they're not.
Speaker2: They're just boobs. They're your boobs.
Speaker3: Be proud of your boobs.
Speaker1: Stand tall with your titties.
Speaker2: It's hard to stand tall when you're under five feet.
Speaker1: Okay, well, you know, get those flotation devices up and boinging around.
Speaker2: So, yeah, so there we go. So we are up and we are moving. And what we do here, for those of you who don't know for sure what we do, sometimes we don't know what we do, actually. Ooh, your volume's on. Hey, the volume's on. That would be good.
Speaker1: Sometimes we don't know what we do, like that, per se.
Speaker3: So, what we do, rumor has it, we answer questions.
Speaker1: Imagine that. This show's all about dick, just so you know.
Speaker4: It's the dick show. About a dick or being a dick It could go either way That's really awfully early in the show To determine that isn't it But can't we just give it a little while Let's see how this plays out Oh I suppose It could go either way Both I'm just parched You've been, I haven't. Well, obviously not. Otherwise, then I'd be waterlogged. Total difference. If you've been drinking, you'd be dehydrated. Oh, that type of drinking. Gotcha. No, I've not been day drinking. Ooh, a good sniffle. That'll be good in there. Yeah, we got one. Nice, thanks a lot. Hopefully, I can fart sometime during the show. We can pick that up, too.
Speaker2: That'd be awesome.
Speaker1: I can't do it on demand. It's not a skill set that I happen to have, just saying. Okay, so I'm about to write our sponsor again. So, Jesus.
Speaker4: Way to go, pumpkin.
Speaker1: It's Monday, and I have no idea what's going on. See, I'm loopy. I'm so dehydrated, apparently.
Speaker2: I don't know. I've been sucking on stuff'm loopy. I'm so dehydrated, apparently. I don't know.
Speaker1: I've been sucking on stuff all day long. I'm not dick, but anyways.
Speaker4: Am I missing something?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker4: What do you do when I'm at work?
Speaker1: Work on shit. That's all I do.
Speaker2: Trust me.
Speaker1: Take it up the ass sometimes, but that's just not like the way some people like it.
Speaker2: Just saying.
Speaker1: Okay, so the show is seriously about dick, and so pretty much uh this show is all gonna be about you well i mean you're not about you i'm not saying you're not no last i checked i didn't have one no well you kind of do thanks million we've been married for 25 years strap on is overrated anyway no but i you have more expertise to answer questions about dick oh boy you're a dicks a dick bird dick dicks bird okay an expert with a dick how would that be we'll try okay so uh yeah decks go to I licked my finger first. Ladies, that's what you're supposed to do first, lick it. I'm just kidding, you don't have to lick it, Dex. Okay, so, first question comes to us from Robert. Robert is back east in Maryland. Okay. Okay, and I can't do a good east coast impersonation, are I, what. Yeah, please don't. So, you know. Anyways, so Robert's question. Robert says, I am a 43-year-old guy. I'm new in the lifestyle, but I'm feeling self-confident or self-confident. I can't even read it for Christ's sake. He's having some confidence issues, getting undressed, because... This is the best one yet.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Because of his dick. That's what we put in. That was the question, because of his dick. And so, obviously, there can be a whole plethora of things that it comes with because of your dick. And obviously, we get some questions because of the whole me losing a a nut thing so we get questions about that from time to time and that's kind of actually what i figured where this was headed oh how so very wrong i was very very wrong well you're the one that has more expertise in in not getting naked well getting naked i'm assuming he's talking about in group setting or is he talking about individual i i said what do you what do you mean because of your dick my first thought was it's probably going to be a size thing okay okay it was not his issue is uh his dick is extremely curved has an extreme curve to it it's like okay and he's only been with according to him one person before and it was not that was a high school sweetheart got married currently divorced not a good life, and got accused that because of his dick, once I asked him some questions, he expanded, he verbally let me know, this is a guy that's actually hurting a little bit, and that his wife said she never had good sex because he had, as she put it, a fucked up dick, and so he had talked to friends who were in the lifestyle who said, now you're divorced. This might be a good way to go. And so now he is paranoid about getting naked because he's afraid that he's going to be, that his dick is causing bad sex. And he said, how can you help me? And here's the big boss okay so first of all I thought this was a couple things that I thought about this question it was really really interesting number one is it shows just how much every guy has some self-confidence issues about their deck let me phrase that 98 percent of people of guys well whether they're afraid it's too small not thick enough not big enough not long enough different shape sizes circumcised not circumcised whatever the case may be just like any just like just like women guys have issues and concerns based upon something they have zero control over the bend in their dick or the shape or size or whatever of their dick. Well, here's what irritates me. The flippant ex-wife. Yeah, no shit. Why would you say something so hurtful? A, if you're married and you're a high school sweetheart so you grew up together there's a thing called communication and if something doesn't quite feel right you can go we'll try turning a little bit so the bend hits this way and it probably would feel better so that's on her well exactly what a bitch god well way to go maybe this show's gonna be called cunts i said it's cunts no there's some women that say some hurtful things they don't realize they're saying it until and it goes it goes both ways i mean number one obviously you and i can't talk a lot about divorce because we've never had one thing thank goodness we've been fortunate and i don't know shut the fuck up bitch we can change that shit right on the air. No. So the thing is, is it sounds to me like, and I didn't ask him more because it was like, well, you know, I get it. He's sharing a lot. And I probably should have asked a little bit more. I don't get the impression that he only heard this one time. Like, it wasn't like, you know, just at the very end is, oh, by the way, sex always sucks because your dick's crooked. I don't get the impression that he only heard this one time. Like, it wasn't like, you know, just at the very end, it's, oh, by the way, sex always sucks because your dick's crooked. I don't think that, obviously, as deep-seated as this is, I have a feeling that this is probably something. Do you think if he's never hooked up with another person, do you think he was made fun of in the locker room? But it would be flaccid, so we wouldn't see a curve, I't think yeah you wouldn't you wouldn't i don't i don't think so i mean i don't know you know he's close enough to our age that number one obviously it's kind of new in the lifestyle to hear somebody that's already just only been with one person even outside of the lifestyle yes all of us in the lifestyle are sluts and we get it but we tend to think for yourself you fuck people at work shut up but so that that kind of throws it for a loop but i mean i can you know i we've talked about the story about me being a show or not a or grow or not a show i I don't even know what the fuck I am. Wait, let me check. And how much that still to this day can fuck with me. I can't even fathom having something like that that be planted in your brain and having that just fucking twist in your brain constantly anytime you're going to go to get naked. Obviously, I think you had a huge point. What he had, what Robert had, what you have to understand is women, you've done guys with, I don't have a curve in my dick. My dick is actually like just straight. You've done guys with curved dicks. Yeah, at that time I didn't realize it was curved because you're in the heat of the moment. It was later that I get a picture and I go, oh, it's curved. Well, but I mean, you just kind of... That sounds horrible. But that's just it, though. You, like, adjusted. You adjust accordingly. You didn't even think about it. You just adjusted to make it work. Right. The thing is, is I have never... Now now we've been doing this almost 11 years now and i've never heard of anybody like getting ostracized or hassled about how their dick looks i mean you know i've got friends now that joe crown call me one nut and i'm gonna hear that at some parties when we get out that's yeah that's friends that's whatever but in terms of actually making fun of somebody on how curved they are or the size of their dick no and i mean we've we've seen well actually i had a guy that messaged me over the weekend no i was telling you about it and he's talking about his size and i'm like okay um but he said i'm curved like a banana yeah that's right so maybe it's a selling feature for some people i've just never saw it as a selling feature but think about it can hit g spots or whatever the case may be that's just it i mean here's the thing it's like we've talked on other parts of it you're going to adjust the. The other challenge we've got with Robert is he doesn't have a lot of experience to know with other people to understand that a woman will adjust or that you will adjust accordingly. So it's not like everything stops and it's like you have to do like a diagram in a 20 minute you know puzzle piece to figure out how the dick fits in the pussy even with a curve there's a natural thing there it's you're going to adjust on the fly right the biggest thing is is i think it is that robert just has to relax number one just relax you know what if you're you've said it before we've heard multiple women i'm sure on our page they would say it personality wins out
Speaker4: Let's go. Number one, just relax. You know what? You've said it before. We've heard multiple women. I'm sure on our page they would say it. Personality wins out 90% of the time, 99% of the time, over anything with a dick on a guy. Well, and then if you're afraid sending them a picture, find an angle that makes it not look so curved if you're paranoid about it. Right, exactly. Scroll online. You'll see a lot of curved ones. Okay, this sounds... When we very first started out, it was before we started out. We're looking at swinger websites to get started. And there was one that was almost like a 90 degree angle. We're like, holy shit, you must have had it broken. Right. We didn't know. That was the only thing I said. Right. I didn't say, oh my gosh, I wouldn't do it. Yeah, yeah, no shit. It didn't stop. It wouldn only thing i said right i didn't say oh my gosh i wouldn't do it
Speaker1: yeah yeah no shit it didn't it didn't stop it wouldn't stop anything it's just that the there's nothing wrong with doing a little research in this no okay guys it doesn't if you're a single guy and and you bring up another great point and you want to take pictures you want to send pictures It doesn't make you gay or bi or anything else to look up dick pictures and look at dick pictures to do research to take and figure out to look at angles because here's the thing guys just like any woman will tell you every woman knows the fucking angles with the cell phones to take the best pictures that are going to be the most flattering they're not trying to hide anything you're not you're not you're just trying to you minimize some things it's no different than than doing your hair or putting on makeup or you know for me doing my nails whatever you're trying to put look as the best you possibly can so you know he really said doing his nails why do you think i wear black i wear black because it's thinning and i feel more comfortable so it's all about how you look so well we all do here's the thing there's nothing wrong with doing some research and and looking at some other dick pics to see angles that are like that are going to show what you feel are the best qualities of your cock what makes your cock special i mean what makes it special it's attached to you but i'm just saying the thing is is that you're gonna you're gonna do you know look at pictures see what some other things some good angles if you have a female friend you know you said as he said that he was had some of his friends were in the lifestyle encourage him to get in the lifestyle as a way to meet and have sex with to get over this divorce talk to the gal send her some pictures you've had guys do this to you i have had guys do that have said hey i want your honest opinion i want your honest opinion they weren't just trying to send you dick pics to be creepy or anything else. They legitimately, someone were single or whatever, and they legitimately wanted your opinion.
Speaker4: And I would go, ah, the first one, the angle is not appealing.
Speaker2: Exactly.
Speaker4: I don't think I quite said it that way, but it was darn close.
Speaker1: No, you did.
Speaker2: You did.
Speaker1: You said, one of the guys, I remember one of the guys that was sending pictures, he was not super well endowed by any stretch. But you were able to help him just... You were able to help him just by talking him through different angles that maximized... Well, he had very large hands. Yes. And if you have large hands and you're putting it next to it,'t put something don't don't necessarily have something he was trying to compare it to size something it's like no don't that actually it's going it's doing the exact opposite know that angle look i'm seven and a half inches if you take the wrong angle of any dick even if it's fucking 17 feet it will look small so do some do some research or talk to your friend, whatever. But don't let somebody else's opinion. You got mad one time when I had fake fingernails. Yeah. And you had a hard on, but I took the tip of my fingernail. I wrapped my hand around the head of your dick and put my fingernails. So it was these long, redils and i took a close-up and he got mad going oh my god this could make my dick look small i was going for art but if you want to be self-conscious about well you know what here's the deal if i take one that causes your boobs to look like they're dragging on the floor well they kind of are well but i mean more so i mean if i like pushed them down it's all for art my tits look like they're hitting the floor stop it it's kind of one of those things here's the deal guys with dicks this for all of you guys that like to randomly send dick pics don't okay this is why because if you send stupid ones you will be made fun. Overall, though, most women understand we can't help what our dick looks like. It's funny because I love this question because we got it after the fact that we did the question about the pussy. Remember the pussy lip question a couple weeks ago? Mm-hmm. Right? Okay, guess what? We're not judging chicks based upon what their pussy looks like. It's the same fucking thing. But, ladies, so you know, the guy standing next to you, whether he's a beefcake dude that's ripped or kind of a dorky guy or a young guy or an old guy, has the exact same fucking fears, concerns, whatever, as you do. Especially the first couple of times until he's used to getting naked. Be more concerned about the guy that's just like,
Speaker2: I don't know how to do shit with it you know that that's the guy to be more i get more irritated with the guys that message me especially okay so being on me where you have all these guys over in europe wait it's hilarious let him message you it gets really entertaining but one guy was like i'm big i'm well endowed i'm huge okay what size are you i'm seven inches he's seven and a half yeah that's cute not that i'm that mean to to everybody. But if you start off that way, that's an attitude that I don't like. I walked around for the rest of the day with my penis out. Just walking around the house going, I became a nudist. Did you really? Touching my dick going, I'm so proud of you, little buddy. Grow, friend, grow. No, I i did not i did not do it i would talking about nudist amanda's story for the week and it's about a dick so it works out it is about a dick well actually it's about a co co-worker ish well okay the covid thing a lot of people got fired okay whatever i i got to keep mine but anyway so this both her fuck toy and her job is what she's so i get added to this naughty page it's not a swinger but it's naughty okay great so i post a thanks for the welcome okay it has to be clean whatever but it was ish sexy ish so i put it on there knowing that this ex-co-worker was on there. And I flirted with him before, and we talk and all this stuff, and then all of a sudden I get an instant message the next day, and I'm like, I knew you were going to message me. And here's a big, big. And he's just like, well, you know, I'm kind of a nudist. I like rock the fuck on like we talk about it's a disney tree of life it's just i'm like so fun have you been to this camp have you gone camping have you done this and i've done he goes no i haven't done any of that i work saturdays i'm like oh that's right okay and then like a half hour later he was at my cube i'm like oh like, oh, what are you doing here? You don't work here anymore. Go away. Why are you at my cube? But he was dressed. He was dressed.
Speaker3: He's not a full-time nudist.
Speaker2: As much as he can be, he says.
Speaker4: Well, but he's going out in public. But I did get a naked picture.
Speaker1: I'm sure you did. There's nothing more fun than that.
Speaker4: And now I can go, I've seen you naked.
Speaker1: And enough websites. How many co-workers are going find out no shit all of them depends keep your job or not keep your job at this rate more guys find out and that's it you know what that's okay because there'll be fun in that your fans only page there you go see how this works that would be his classmate yeah yeah it's how many people oh my gosh how many invites are we gonna get to my 30 year class reunion because of you hey do you know this person hey fuck one of his classmates was on that same page and he became a fan of your fans only he did and, and he gave me a nice tip. He was drinking. And that was awesome.
Speaker4: We were sexting, and he was just loving it.
Speaker1: Hey, you know what?
Speaker4: Now I need to meet you in person.
Speaker2: Shit.
Speaker1: People are going to be like, they're going to think you went to the same, I almost said the high school name. Let's not do that, shall we?
Speaker4: Yeah, let's not.
Speaker2: Fuck. Okay. Makes it entertaining, though. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker4: Makes it entertaining, though.
Speaker1: For who?
Speaker4: For me.
Speaker1: Yeah, why are we not trying to find the gal that was supposed to be the dominatrix out of your class?
Speaker4: She wasn't a dominatrix. She was a sub. Everybody was assuming she was a sub because she wore a necklace that was a choker.
Speaker1: Well, why are we not trying to figure that out? Why is it? Now, if I only knew now. Why is it that we're hitting on my classmates or it's all my classmates because they're closer yeah but our shit's nationwide your pussy is nationwide damn it oh it's not nationwide but just oh boy that's the end of our show kids gotta go uh mentioned divorce or no No It was kind of an eventful weekend I mean somewhat At least for me talking to all these guys Well yeah you were busy Well we had other cool shit going on Also Then the co-worker he can't wait to hook up again imagine imagine that i'll be he sells fucking more cars when you fuck what are you talking about so yeah you need them as good luck you are again magically delicious oh boy i guess we're going sundress shopping um no i won't wear her dress i don't know why it would be so much it would be so much easier it could just be a queue and then everybody would know well i mean the people that need to know would know oh it's open today the buffet is available oh wow no and we had other good stuff this weekend too okay so real quick so real quick. Robert, I hope that answers your question. We've totally drifted off your curved penis. Don't let it bother you, and don't let some fucking ex... You know what they say about divorces? You know what the best part about getting divorced is? That's how much weight you lose. Because you instantly lose however much your ex-wife weighed in one fell swoop. Fuck the bitch.
Speaker4: Okay. I'm not saying things he might still be in love with her. I'm doing it. No, you know what? He might still be in love with her. I don't know. Well, I'm going to be supportive of him and go, look, you know what? We do shout-outs now, you know? I'll give you a free shout-out. You get ahold of me and we'll do a free shout-out telling her to go fuck herself from Kazma. Kazma says, fuck off. We like curved dicks. No, we did have other cool stuff going this weekend, too. We're going to get to more dick questions here in a second. But we did have other cool stuff going. Because we did our first seminar this weekend. A newbie seminar. That's right, we did. And that was a lot of fun. Yes. That was a blast. And people are already getting excited. I can't drink while I do those. Why? You seem to do wonderfully. of time that two hour seminar turned into a three hour one but rock yeah but how many times did i get up to have to go there were more pee breaks than we'd originally scheduled into it yeah i probably got it like four or five times but it was fun it was a good time and and i think it the feedback has been that was helpful so and i'm pretty excited about that and i'm excited we've got a bunch more people because we haven't run it all month long. So actually just today we signed up four or five different folks from the West Coast. Awesome. So they're going to be tuning in a little bit earlier because everything is Central Standard Time. So if you want to be part of our virtual, because we're following the rules, it's what we do. The virtual thing.
Speaker2: I totally forgot what the fuck it is. The virtual newbie seminar.
Speaker4: It's a two-hour seminar.
Speaker2: Let us know.
Speaker1: Shoot us an email at crazy.kazba. That's K-R-A-Z-Y dot K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com. And you can get more information. We have seminars running all the Saturdays, the remaining Saturdays and a couple of Wednesdays in there as well. I don't know. email.com and you can get more information we have uh seminars running all the saturdays or the remaining saturdays and a couple of wednesdays in there as well so we're excited about that and hope to see you all with those as well and also because we're kind of at halftime are we kind of at halftime where we at yeah ish are we close to halftime yeah like four minutes we're four minutes i'm four minutes early it is okay it's now 27 minutes into it There you go Can't get the hint We've been married how long and you can't get the hint Okay Go ahead Go ahead No now tell me what did I miss Oh wow just go No bitch we ain't doing shit Tell me what I missed Now the, wow. Just go. No, bitch. We ain't doing shit. Tell me what I miss. Now the show went to fucking how someone can become a dick.
Speaker4: All I was saying is me giving hints. That should be enough. You should know me well enough after 28 years.
Speaker1: I'm enamored by your titties hanging out.
Speaker4: Oh, whatever.
Speaker1: Focus. Okay. Anyway, so we're at halftime. Now we're probably fucking past the whole damn thing. No, we're not. Shut up. Jesus. So, hey. Can you tell he's getting on my nerves? Oh, I'm fucking club you like a baby seal. With your dick? With my dick. Don't. I don't have a seal killer. Just don't get it close to my mouth and my body. Mine's not big enough to be a seal killer. I might be able to poke your eye out or something. Have you ever doinked me on the head with it? I have, but I didn't give you a concussion. It didn't leave a mark. Anyways, hey, don't forget to check out our website, www.crazykazba.com. We've got all kinds of cool stuff on there. We've got crazy merch, which is pretty badass. All fingers go fuck yourself. Also, sign up, subscribe, whatnot. Here's the deal. We're a little bit different than a lot of people. We don't buy subscribers to shit. So we do the natural, like, get subscribers to our YouTube channel, get followers on Twitter. So visit our YouTube channel. It's a lot of fun. We're adding people. We're doing new shit to it all the time it is what the fuck is it www.youtube.com backslash Kazma K-A-S-B-H subscribe today quit smacking the table no just sit here and fucking thump it like a told you the show was the dick show. Apparently. The dick show, the dick show. Yay, dick show.
Speaker2: Apparently.
Speaker1: Yay, dick show. Should we go to another dick show question?
Speaker4: I was waiting for the dog to come right in.
Speaker1: No, we should think it was time to go for a walk. What are we doing, Dad? Okay, so are you trying to give me like your thumb in my leg?
Speaker4: No, I was just moving my leg.
Speaker1: It's just a hand I'm supposed to be following up on?
Speaker4: Fuck off.
Speaker1: Are you sure?
Speaker2: What? Really? I don't know. Are you trying to give me like you're like thumping my leg? No, actually it's just moving my leg. It's just a hint I'm supposed to be following up on?
Speaker1: Fuck off.
Speaker2: Are you sure? What?
Speaker3: Really?
Speaker2: I'm just trying to make sure I'm not missing shit at this point in time. No, you're not. Go on. Really?
Speaker3: Go.
Speaker2: Go.
Speaker1: Go.
Speaker2: Okay. We've been watching True Blood.
Speaker1: We haven't.
Speaker2: And my southern accent's coming back. Yeah.
Speaker1: He loves it. I do like your southern accent. It's kind of hot because i like that she fucks other guys and i like her southern accent but all those things are happening at once love my life uh okay all right so our next question comes to us from melanie melanie and jeff and jeff melanie and jeff okay dunham no i just made that melanie and jeff uh melanie and jeff are this kind of a western show but no no it's southern my bad oops sorry uh they are out of texas they're out of the panhandle of texas the other one was from maryland so was from Maryland I know I just realized that For some reason because I was under my note And I saw someone that said Oregon I'm like well this is a West Coast show I've lost my mind I'm like going I'm slow damn it It takes a while Melanie and Jeff's question From panhandle ofxas i can't even say the southern draw i was gonna say the southern draw and i'm fucking fucked that all up dude i got you covered covered in scum uh okay they're new to the lifestyle okay okay they're excited about the lifestyle okay they have played with no one in the lifestyle welcome to a lot of people they had made the decision that they were gonna get their freak on and in came the sickness but don't touch your face all at one time and so now everything's been like so got, gotcha. I'm like, okay. It happens. It happens. So... A lot of us are gung-ho. Yeah, a lot of us are really gung-ho to get back out. Some of us can. My penis is like a divining rod right now. Well, she's out jogging without a mask. Maybe she'd come over and fuck. Oh, he was doing that. We were out shopping. She isn't wearing a mask. She's naughty. Think she'll fuck? I don't even know She's a swinger But we'll find Bet you she fucks We'll find out He just kept saying that Bet you she fucks Oh fuck I'm telling you what man Oh my god My dick is just like a magnet Zing zing Dragging me around Anyways Here is Here is their question Jeff is circumcised Okay. Melanie has never seen live and in person an uncircumcised dick. Okay. Okay. And she's a little nervous because she... Here's the key in. This is not... I'm not making this up. This is from them. Okay. it kind of reminds them of like an animal rocket you know how a dog has a like a rocket because it doesn't look the same as and what she's used to and so she's like a dog's penis yeah no a dog's fucking ear yes i mean it's a dick show They have a rocket? What the hell? Basically, what am I saying? She's a little freaked out because her question is, what do you deal with it? Is it weird? Is it different? How do you deal with it? You don't do anything different. It's a dick. You just fuck it. When it's hard, you won't even notice it's uncircumcised. But, okay, you say that. You have to think back, though. Remember, because until we were in the lifestyle, had you ever been with a guy that was uncircumcised? So, that's not a, okay. We're breaking jokes, but it's not an out. No, but it's a common question also. Does it feel different? No, it doesn't feel any different than a circumcised one. You don't have to do do anything different like pull it back when you suck it or anything you don't have to move the skin none of that no it sounded okay here's here's what's so funny and this is what makes what we do different than everybody else a lot of people right now are probably going and they're gonna listen to the show going are they seriously talking about this because here's the deal. There's a lot of fucking people when you're brand new in this, you're going to see shit you've never seen or experienced before. That's part of what makes swinging so much fun. Well, when we were at that house party and they were talking about, okay, so Amanda was already been drinking and got the party started. And then all of a sudden his wife comes over and starts eating me out. I'm like, holy shit. And then he goes, Ooh, I want in on this. And I didn't get a chance to look at it. And then later they started talking about being uncircumcised. I said, who's uncircumcised? Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, well, I am. I'm like, you are. Yeah. So I didn't even notice, but I had never been with anybody to know. It's a very... But it's a common question. It is. It's a common question. And look, it would be very real. Okay. Miss Amanda can equate to this because I'm going to tell the story. You can tell it. Oh, God. What? When you were in college, your boyfriend in college before me, the one right before me. What about it about it okay so the boyfriend right before me oh again this kind of goes back to back in the day remember we were in college in the early 80s so this is no it wasn't the early 80s or the early i mean fuck no fuck no we're not that old no no it was the early 90s early 90s but it was the internet the porn, you know, flip phones. We didn't have this for porn. We didn't even have flip phones. I know, we didn't even have phones yet, cell phones. So, porn wasn't as readily available, and so, the first time you guys were going to fuck. Yeah, he was a virgin. Which, there's nothing wrong with saving yourself from marriage, not all of us are sluts like you and I. OK, but we're not here to make fun of the virgin status part. That's just fun. We'd had sex a couple of times before he goes, OK, I got to ask a question. And I'm like, OK, what's that? Can I look at it? Huh? I'm like, serious. And he goes, yeah, I've never seen one up close before. and just the way he was studying I'm like serious and he goes yeah i've never seen one up close before and just the way he was studying i'm like oh my god it made me feel self-conscious but he was studying it he'd never seen one up close and and that so you sit there and go okay and here's the reality of that shit just like the circumcised or not an uncircumcised penis a lot of people have never seen one up close so they don't know and that's why here's the yeah i know this isn't like and then i was banging her off the fucking ceiling fan type of story but what a great question because this is exactly the kind of shit the the i think i'd rather have people ask questions again i recommend people do research right look it up look do some google and porn hub all trust me you can find porn that's strictly uncircumcised dick porn and all kinds of stuff the only thing is their care afterwards right they have to clean it substantially if they didn't use a condom. Right, right. I mean, but that doesn't involve you. But do some research so that you don't. The worst thing you can do in that situation is be like, a guy takes his pants down and be like, ah! And be like, well, okay, you know, there was a guy that I worked with one time, And we had a guy that uh came when he would he was one of our vendors and would come in and he had uh he had been born with his fingers were fused together so his fingers uh literally three fingers were fused together and it had the pinky and the thumb and so we always made sure if there was somebody new the guy was a super nice guy but we always would let somebody know ahead of time because back then it was very common shake hands whatever and to avoid an awkwardness or being caught off guard and okay this guy that we worked with was a complete fucking moron the guy comes in And he fucking reaches his hand out there to shake hands. And our guy grabs his hand and literally yelps and jumps back. And the guy goes, really? He goes, yes, I have flippers. This is right when that Batman came out, the one with the penguin. And that's what his hands... That's he was a great sport about it and he understood but we felt horrible because you know we'd warn this guy that works with us he goes don't worry about no big deal but that's the worst thing you can do in these type of situations you know look if someone takes and and it's something different do not stop a swingers party go hey can i can i like stare at your dick can i watch it get hard to see what it does don't just don't do it do a little bit of research on your own ahead of time but it's better rock on for having guts enough to send in to ask the question because no it the care factor of what you have to do is not any different what they have to do is different now i don't know but i would to me that would be something that uh obviously hygiene is is hugely important and it would be something that if they did not do prep for hygiene would be pretty obvious would be from my understanding like a back you'll get bacterial infections and stuff right so you know uh but it's not uncommon i think you know there i didn't even know until we got in the lifestyle really how i just thought i don't know why i guess because i'm a fucking moron i just thought everybody always got circumcised i was blown away at how many people when we first got in lifestyle were not circumcised everybody has their thing well it's not like kids are going you know what i think i'm going to decide to do this like he had the choice he just decided as he got older that hell no i'm not getting any clips my grandpa got circumcised when he was like uh 70s in the 70s because it was starting to become an issue and and had to and i just remember i just remember him sleeping for like two straight days afterwards because wouldn't you i luckily enough i had it done with his baby so i don't remember but i'm gonna go out on a limb and go bow so you know i mean it is it is what it is but no so it's not something you have to do anything different with at all but you know again look this is one of the funny things is again that's something that really a guy doesn't have a lot of choice on that they do when they get older if they want to be circumcised or not but it's like anything most people aren't gonna their parents decided that when they were little kids and if it's not causing an issue yeah why so uh that's just one of those things though how you deal with it in the lifestyle is very very important it's i can't stress enough how if if you as a female or another male whatever make a joke or a rude comment trying to be funny about something like that if you don't know somebody really well you can really fuck with them you can like totally fuck them up yeah for a long time and i mean obviously that's not what what anybody's trying to anybody's trying to do so i knew you like that question uh the other thing i thought that was it's funny because we get questions all the time also with people that are you know you you would think that we're in a day and age that that like race and age and things like that wouldn't be as big a deal but it's still questions that come up all the time and it's not necessarily so much that it's something that it is people it's not people being racist it's just something different they've never had or seen or experienced and they don't know and they don't know and and the thing is is that ultimately uh you know no one should do anything they don't want to but i i mean look a dick is a dick is a dick okay it it really is either they know how to use it or they don't right right so that doesn't matter whether it be size girth uh look we've seen people that can fucking compare their fucking dick to a fucking two-liter bottle that's so fucking fat and huge and thick. I mean, and they can use it to kill, you know, not even baby seals, they go on Club Lions with the motherfucker. Whatever, that's great, that's wonderful, but then if it just sits there and just, you know, lays on the table like a dead end of conda, I mean, yay. You that's that doesn't get that doesn't do shit i mean and then there's guys with smaller dicks that just fucking hammer like a fucking boss you know rip that shit up and got girls fucking squirting all over the place and and the whole nine yards so i mean that's the kind of stuff that is just, you know, everybody is different. Don't let those sorts of things take and determine whether or not people are going to do shit. Hey, you know what? Should we tell my admins on our page to quit fucking sending messages while we're recording the show. God. That's our admin team listening and paying attention, kids. Well, it's not that everybody can hear it. It's the phone out there that keeps dinging. That's my sex phone. Your sex phone's going nuts. Ding. It's like a slot machine. I thought I deleted Facebook off of it, though. Apparently not. Maybe the messenger app I didn't delete So it keeps binging out there You think? Either that or you've won the trifecta In a new car Vanna Just saying Oh god So thank you for the question How are we doing? Where are we at? Oh, yeah. You've got 15-ish minutes. We've got time. We've got time to go down the path. Don't don't. What path? Don't don't. Crystal from Minneapolis send a question specifically for you. Miss Amanda. Shut up. Don't I'm not going to know Wow Did you do the trifecta with it
Speaker4: Trifecta hell no
Speaker2: Trifecta
Speaker1: Ding And number one I know the answer part of it Trifecta she's only done the trifecta with me I'm sure that'll change Just need a couple more cocktails Anyways
Speaker4: Nice Um 12 13 I'll see you next time. anyways nice um 12 13 seal killer two different guys two different guys so that was like one when i was okay this is gonna sound extremely horrible when i was 18 and i moved moved 1,000 miles away from home, Amanda got a little run amok. And there was... Just cater. And I'm not going to really say a whole lot more. Good answer. It was just this guy I worked with, and he was huge. He was a little younger. Well, we were both young, and he wasn't as experienced in using it that I had to tell him to stop because it hurt. He could have given you a concussion with that sort of thing right there, couldn't he? Now, wait a minute, but you didn't suck dick back then. I didn't suck dick back then. Could you have sucked that dick? Well, I can suck any dick is how well can I do it? Okay, could you have not scraped his dick like a carrot in a peeler? What? Would you look like... Could you... You're expecting me to remember something 30 freaking years ago. You remember how big it was. You remember that you had to make him stop. I'm going to think you can remember whether or not you could shove it down your gutter. It could have been bent, actually. I don't know. 12 or 13 inches bent? Damn. It's huge. Girthy? I don't remember. But you didn't suck it then. Do you think you could have would you not completely no you're only five foot five you're not even five five but what you're only you're not even five foot tall fuck that would tickle your toes i i wouldn't have been able to deep throw oh god no okay so there there's that there's no okay and then swinging there was one that was but he... Okay, did he have to stop because you just couldn't handle it
Speaker1: or because he didn't know what he was doing with it?
Speaker4: He didn't know what he was doing with it, so it hurt.
Speaker1: So he was slamming her at home.
Speaker2: Sure.
Speaker4: I don't remember her far back.
Speaker1: I just remember it early, like hell.
Speaker4: I just remember doing it. Okay, so when you were swinging, you had one. And he cheated on his girlfriend. Wow, I see a pattern. Just fucking say it. And then when we were in the lifestyle, I did. He was about the same size. Maybe a little shorter. You suck that one, though. Because you suck dick in the lifestyle. I've seen it. Did I? I've seen it, and it's awesome. Oh, wait a minute. There's another one that was big, but I don't remember how big he was. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, he wasn't as huge. I remember the nine-inch one. The one camp out trailer issue. Oh, yeah. But I don't remember how big he was. But I could...
Speaker1: Yeah, that was pretty cool. Because I remember he used to have pictures comparing it to like a fucking 20-ounce bottle.
Speaker4: But the thing is...
Speaker1: That motherfucker was...
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker4: I bet him that I could get all of his dick in my mouth.
Speaker1: Did you?
Speaker4: I got all but like...
Speaker1: See? She has no gag reflex. Now, you may be fucking her liver, but by God, she can get her down there like a boss. Well, you've gotten better. You're more and more experienced with it. Now, you didn't have any trouble fucking him. You didn't make him have to stop, though.
Speaker4: The other one I didn't either. Since we've been in the lifestyle, I haven't made anybody stop. I think it was because the other guy was just way too inexperienced. Could have been that you were a little inexperienced back then. A scouch. Notice a huge pause there about whether or not she was or was not in experience. Didn't we have a discussion about how many people we slept with before we got married? Yeah, hasn't that number continuously added for both of us over the years? You, not me. Bullshit, you too. There's been times you're like, oh yeah, I remember this woman camped out and started telling the story and I'm like, what camped out? I was a little promiscuous. No, we were practicing. There's a huge difference. I didn't become bad until I moved to Nebraska. She saved up all that Southern just to get up here and unleash it like a... Because in the South, I only had sex with... This ought to be good. Two wanted. One unwanted. Right. That was it. No. What about the one in college? Your first college. I didn't fuck anybody then. What? No, old i was like practically married to the boyfriend so i didn't maybe kissed other guys but i didn't cheat on them who'd you fuck at the beach oh shit no that was after i came to the that was there's no beaches in ne't even go there No that was after I came to Nebraska and then went home That guy had testicular cancer Well wait a minute You would have went home We'd have been going out by then Well then maybe that wasn't it Or maybe it was Maybe that was the summer I came to know. I went home more than that.
Speaker1: Did you?
Speaker4: Yes, because I went home for the summer between working and starting college. So, yes, I did go home for a while.
Speaker2: Fucked hard.
Speaker4: Don't quite twist this shit around me.
Speaker2: Asshole. You know what?
Speaker1: This video is one you're going to want to watch on YouTube because the look in her eyes when she was trying to do the math because all of a sudden she was thinking that story was just about to get fucking interesting as fuck. I wouldn't care. It's a long time ago. It would be kind of funny. Somehow, though, before we hooked up, the story was at the time that we slept with like 15 to 17 people Okay Yours keeps going up No Mine does not keep going up No I hardly ever I was fucking damn near a virgin Until you got a hold of me I was pure as the driven Nebraska snow Sure Should we ask the whole speech team? No Only the ones that graduated three years after i did because i went after young freshman and sophomore hunting be very very quiet wow well we were seniors and it was some fun to do and you know then when you went to college and went to all those parties, my goal was to hook up with somebody different every weekend. Look, man, that was college. That was a different time. No, I went to parties. Now, look, there's a huge difference here, and this must be clarified. My friends went to parties to try to get laid. Okay, when you go to parties to try to get laid, this still applies in the lifestyle, too. It won't happen. If you go, I went to parties to get drunk and have fun. And to look for girls' asses that fit that. Right. Yes, that was when you're drunk or sober. I'll bite your head when you're turning. Yeah. Anyway, so, but if you went to just go have fun, then the pussy would come. You are such a liar. No, seriously, because, look, like yeah we're going out to get laid let's go get let's get pussy we could come home drunk and fucking alone but if you went out just have fun next you know you're macking on some chicken you know you're pissing you're you're fucking in the same corner you just pissed in and some person's random person's basement two hours for it was a different time kids back in the 90s but yeah i might have had sex with a few people in college you were you were up here fucking people too don't actually you were just sitting home fucking quilting their fucking you know ma kettle i gotta figure out how i had sex with that many people because well i know how you laid down and. You laid down and said, fuck me. That's how you did it. This isn't rocket science. No, but in college, when we met... You took me in a phone booth and sucked my dick on a Friday when it was packed all around us. Yeah. So you... Now, I wonder how you managed to fuck all those people. Huh. I'll be damned. Actually, at the U, I only had sex with two people. You and the guy before you. Well, that only counts as one. Because the guy before me sounded like he did a shitty, shitty job. He did. If he'd done a good job, he'd still had your ass. Anywho, winning. No, he was too controlling. Not me. I didn't control shit. I didn't believe in controlling. I just wanted to fuck. Have fun. Fucking have fun. Just like he did now. No, you just threatened to beat everybody's ass and borrow my car. Oh, that's because he was a fucking tool bag. And he's still pissed off about it now. He's still a fucking dick. I still should have kicked his fucking ass. Oh, stop it. Anyway, that's how I was fucking a better leader. All right. Are you done? It's a show about being a dick, so I wanted to be a dick. So now you're being the dick. I'm being, I am the dick. No. Do you have any more dick questions? No, because it's about time to go now. It is. Don't fucking yawn or there'll be a dick going there. This is the first time. Fuck off. All right. Well, this is a great time. So, hey, I hope you enjoyed our show about cocks. Cox and everything cock related. Dick and dick related. Dick. That's what I'm saying in the show.
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