Send us Fan MailThis week we talk with a couple that is having oral sex issues, she is bi -curious and just learning and hates sucking cock. This is creating issues with the other couples they hook up with. We also take a questions from our live Krazy Kasbh Audience. What do you do as a couple when it seems the couple you are hooking up with is only paying attention to one of you. Very real questions about the Swinging Lifestyle and the issues with full swap/soft swap and hooking up! Prepare to learn and laugh all at the same time!!. Listen to all our shows at http://www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit us at http://www.krazykasbh.comFollow us on twitter @TruthKrazysubscribe to our YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/kasbhSend us an email at: [email protected] our sponsor at :http://www.nomorewetspot.com/index.php Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most and highly frustrated cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and mega techie appley uh miss amanda hey not really but we're trying we're trying to figure this shit out we don't know what's going on exactly but we've got new shit new exciting we're ready to kick ass take names and and we're on the right day we're on the right website we're on the right cameras fuck man word all right thanks for coming that was a great show gotta go that was so funny last week good god uh anywho so uh yeah so we're ready to go so this is uh here you're gonna turn my phone i don't know if the comments will be up to date now on this or not we have no idea so uh but for those of you following along at home break out your scorecard kids what you okay break out your scorecard kids uh we are this is season three episode 102 102 episode three crazy truth 102 so and don't forget to mark your free spot and try to get your ring go okay so and all of and all of that shenanigans you know i didn't do i forgot to do what take fucking aspirin so this is what's really important right off the bat you're gonna need to talk why i take drugs on the air yay drugs oh y'all get a kick out of this because he chews it yeah you ready everybody get you guys want to you guys want to hear this for those who has a sensitive gag reflex guess who doesn't suck dick? So here's the thing. For those of you listening. That's funny and you know it. For those of you that just listen that don't know, you got to check out our YouTube channel because this video will be able to see this live. But yes, I do not swallow pills, never have, and I chew them. So for those of you watching, this is an aspirin. Thank you very much. Get your gag reflex oh gross hell i can't oh there you are i found it you have your sound on hopefully not oh i look there you go there you go and you were yammering the whole time i was chomping i know i was doing it on purpose jackass what'd you point at that for did i do something wrong well how are they gonna be able? Okay. And whoever's fucking instant mess with me, stop it right now because we're trying to do the show. Anyways. Okay. So. He's hung over. Well, good for him. We need to be hung over. Not on my fucking airtime. All right. So. Jeez. Don't be nice. What are we doing here exactly? I totally forgot. What are we even doing? We're doing a show. That's right. Okay. Say your sponsors's okay say your sponsors let's go oh hey that's right let's give a big shout out to our sponsors uh hey are you tired of fighting about who sleeps in the wet spot well no more our friends have created a 100 polyester water brew blanket made with cool dry fleece designed specifically to catch fluids from sex lube and massage massage oils so visit our friends at nomorewetspot.com don't forget use the code truth and get a five percent discount now we're also an affiliate of these guys and we've already had some of our members starting to get their blankets we're getting another but incredible feedback on that. So you can also find them on our website. That's our first sponsor. Second thing, a couple of big things that we're doing we want you all to know about. Don't forget to sign up. We have all through the month of May, we are running, we're doing virtual, two-hour virtual New Swinger seminars. So we're here to help you. We're going to cover things like rules, setting rules, it's so important how to be comfortable uh virtual classrooms two hours they're two-hour sessions uh we've got them on every saturday and a couple of different wednesdays at different times if you'd like more information about those email us at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail dot com and we can get to that information it's $25 a couple or $20 a single and it is a Maggie section each each section will have a fucking max of 50 people so either 25 couples or a combination of 50 so there you go alright onward and upward with the show we go i am just all kinds of fucking discombobled it sounds like i'm like fucking it's like jesus down with the sickness down with the sickness i have to say for the first time ever it's kind of warm in here oh fuck it's 112 degrees so you'll want to you'll want to tune in our youtube channel listeners uh on just listen because it's more fun than watching me sweat like a stuck fucking pig on the air. Anyways, okay. So let's move along. Shall I wait to something more fun and exciting? How are your boobs? Yep, there they are. Are they supposed to be doing something? Not careful what they're doing, maybe. This nipple itches. Does that count for something? Yeah. Great news. My nipples are out of control uh okay so we're gonna go right we're gonna we're gonna get to questions jeez louise what are we doing uh so this question comes to this is a great question slow down what look right before we came in the hooker had to leave i had to finish the last landing blow off her ass it was oh wait whoops i'm sorry i guess i wasn't supposed to tell that part i mean right at the end of our church group okay did she hose her mouth of hand sanitizer i don't know i was doing blow off her ass not her tongue i think someone sent me a meme one oh it wasn't really mean it was a video and i was this girl i showed it to you because she squirted hand sanitizer started sucking a dick yeah i was like oh my god that's so gross do not try that at home oh my god don't do that do i think it will hurt you no but i wouldn't want to try it the to know the crazy truth. It does not want you to stick anything in your body that you shouldn't. Well, that hasn't been tried. Or it doesn't have a handle.
Speaker2:
Anyways.
Speaker3:
Well, wait a minute.
Speaker1:
No, that's approved for inserting. That's approved for inserting.
Speaker3:
So don't try that banana or a cucumber.
Speaker1:
You can try that, but make sure that they're not too ripe. You don't want them squishy and part of it would break off in there.
Speaker2:
Ew.
Speaker1:
I'm just saying. It is what it is. Don't judge me, Dan. I'm trying to help.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't have orifices to stick stuff in. I do, but I don't. I have orifices, but I don't stick anything in it. So it's just.
Speaker3:
It's like the rumor of the girl in high school that was doing herself with a hot dog and it broke off and got stuck. Yeah. Then she graduated from college and it became a Bratworth. You don't know what she did. I wasn't friends with her. There's so many gross places to go with that. What a horrible rumor. Oh, God. People start the crappiest rumors. Yeah, because how do you disprove them? You can. You want to check? Check. It's just like a guy saying that he fucked you, and you're like, what? Yeah, but you can say things like, yeah, he did, and he was horrendous. I mean, oh, yeah, I thought we were going to fuck, but he said we fucked, but I couldn't feel anything. I mean, there's a million things you can say. I can't think on my feet like you do. Well, I'll tell you what. You don't think on your back. For 1995, you can get a list of comebacks by Cole from Crazy Truth, and I'll have them all written out for you. It'll be awesome. That's more talking than juvenile crap. I don't need to respond at this age to juvenile shit.
Speaker1:
Wait a minute. 49 years old?
Speaker3:
Did not. I am not 49. You are
Speaker1:
almost 49. Almost.
Speaker3:
I'm not there, so don't say it yet. Oh, God. Really?
Speaker1:
Are you all of a sudden going to have issues about this? No. Okay, just checking. Because I fucking will. I mean, not that you're old. I'm used to you being older, but am I getting closer to 48? This quarantine is working out really well for us i'll be uh taking applications for a new wife because this one's gonna leave me if i don't shut up anyways okay so uh let's get on with let's so if i leave you're gonna automatically take applications for a new one well yeah i mean oh my gosh oh wait wait okay hold on let's think about this because i am so well versed at being single and handling shit on my own have you lost your fucking mind this is true i do know how to do laundry ish yeah i know how to do guy laundry which no we don't sort shit because it doesn't really matter i I know. Tell that to my bluish sock. Here's the thing. Guys don't have bluish anything, so we're good. And I wear black. So I've either got black, white, or I don't really care. Yes, you don't mix the black and the white. I do because I don't give a fuck. I know you do. I do know how to cook. I can make sandwiches. I will live off of fucking sandwiches. And cereal. And cereal. Yeah, I can pour a mean bowl of cereal. So, hey ladies, there are some things to look forward to if I take applications. Oh, by the way, I'll have all kinds of weird projects that I'll just volunteer you for randomly. Other than that, I'm a real catch. You must like dogs.
Speaker3:
Because he has one that doesn't leave his side it's because we're friends how many times do I have to go through this it's because we're fucking friends oh my god my goal wasn't to get a little dog did I ever start that my goal wasn't to get a little dog I know trust me Trust me, when we get a Great Dane next with him, I'll take them both with me. One will be able to ride the other. Maybe if you let me have like a monkey or something like that. I'll be gone. You can get whatever the fuck you want. Oh, yeah. By the way, you have to allow me to get exotic animals. I know where there's auctions. Okay, anyways, before... You're not leaving me. Fuck, you ain't going anywhere. Jesus Christ. We sure about that. Okay, I'm sorry. Yes, over on your massive international cruise lines. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Whatever, kidding. I'm just saying. Mm-hmm. No, you couldn't. I'll go to Greece first. Then I'll go to the UK.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Back to Greece. I don't know. I've got several in the UK, so that could keep me busy.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
An international gangbang. It'll be a picnic buffet. And what course are we on? The Greek course. Okay, so shall we answer fucking questions? Like that's what we do on this show?
Speaker2:
Yeah, you're babbling.
Speaker1:
I'm babbling? What the fuck? Oh, my Lord. That silence is for a moment for us to regroup and pretend like we've actually done this before a little bit. Okay, so I i'm ready to reread the sponsor thanks for playing kids okay so by the way for those of you that don't know uh right now we also we we do our show live in front of our uh huge huge secret facebook group crazy casbah if you want to shh don't tell the others i almost forgot that part if you want to join let me know we'll get you hooked up with that uh anyways so if they have comments or questions just interrupt jump in let me know if you fucking yawn while we start doing this earlier beat your ass anyways okay if i touch my face one more time i'm gonna feel myself getting the virus uh okay so let me come there and lick it please do uh. Start right here. Kind of got a hair. Booger love. Okay. So let's start with, what are we starting with? I don't know. I don't really know. No. Oh, no. I do like this question. Okay. So this question comes to us from MJ. It's actually M and J. Okay. Okay. M and J, and this comes to us from Kentucky. Okay. Okay. So M and J, they are somewhat new in the lifestyle, new being relative. They're about a year, year and a half in in the lifestyle. Okay. uh primarily play as a couple and a couple only here it was their question so they sent this to me and they said this we have a unique situation we have a problem i'm like okay okay and the problem is is that uh they are they love sex okay so that's not a problem that's why they want to this. They're excited about the lifestyle, but they've ran into an issue because she, which would be the J, J does not like, she does not suck dick. She does not like to suck dick at all. She does not like to do it. Does not like to give blowjobs. They have put the fact that she is legitimately bi-curious. So it's kind of a two-play question here. She is bi-curious. Okay. Okay? She does not like to suck dick. And so they have found that at times it has become awkward and they have trouble. They find a couple they enjoy hanging out with, hook up once, they don't get hooked up with again again and they had somebody say that part of it's because of the lack of oral sex and that the bi-curious part is just a trap it's a trap okay so i sent them a message because i'm like well this is kind of multiple thing here really you know a little bit the the bi-curious thing is literally until they started swinging it was something she thought girls were cute she thought girls were pretty that girl smelled nice you know that kind of stuff started to get around she is new so she doesn't really know all what to do and that basically what has happened is they've been accused that they're using the bi-curious as a way to get around her not sucking dick. And then she doesn't really know what she's doing with it. So she's still learning on the whole how much does she want to give, how much does she want to reciprocate. So they're getting a double whammy here a little bit. They're getting a bad rap because like a lot of people, you can attest to this as someone who's truly bi sometimes when we see somebody says they're bi curious it's kind of a red flag a little bit sometimes well maybe they're misunderstanding that that uh it's not necessarily that the bi curious is a way to get out of blowjobs right right well that's they're saying they're going that's not it's just she does not because like to suck dick when someone says they're bi-curious a lot of times it's just to find more people to hook up with right and i and so it sounds to what it sounded to me like is that that's what they're being accused of that they're they're because they are okay so i i tried to get more information i'm like trying to get some more backstory from them just about them before they were swingers to try to understand where all this is coming from a little bit okay okay so uh this is their second marriage each okay and uh they're they're our age they're mid 40s so a little bit younger than us old people they're they're mid 40s uh so they were both in uh 12 13 year marriages okay okay both of them were married people that were very very reserved and this the sex life it wasn't that it was non-existent, but it was very, very vanilla sex life. Okay. And trying new things was not encouraged. The question I asked them was first to tackle the blow job issue was what happened? What had happened at some point in time along the line? Had there been an issue? Had there been something to cause an issue with a blowjob i understand now wait a minute i need to preface this that's not i don't want people listening going oh so you're one of those guys that think every girl should suck dick no i understand that look if there's something that you don't enjoy doing you don't enjoy doing it it is what it is but what i wanted to find out was was there a reason we have talked about the fact that our middle kid the first blow job he got when he was in high school from a girl she used teeth and literally cut his dick and for a long long time he wanted nothing to do with getting his dick sucked bad when a boy says that they're overrated yeah when yeah when a guy said okay so my thought is my first thought when i read this was well this could be the same you know same type of but you've hooked up with people that they will not suck dick on the first yes yes and i and i get it well i mean i've hooked up with people and she yelled at her husband when i gave him one going did you make her suck your dick i'm like well and okay so we've talked about this before part of the problem i think is some people go the porn route and there's like this order of things and they think that that they have to here's the the thing she says there wasn't anything in the past necessarily she had tried it at one point in time thought it tasted gross thought it was gross and didn't like it so but i think that's a valid i think that's a valid thing to talk about though okay because i think as a general rule if it tasted my first now i've never sucked a dick so i so i i don't know but i've eaten a pussy that's tasted gross okay and thought it was gross when i was doing at that time sweaty cooter type type thing you know could it be could it be that her thought it tasted gross thought it was gross could it be that she had that type of an experience with it like a sweaty dick not necessarily it could blatantly just be that knowing that urine comes out of it some women will not do it but because it's dirty but would that have so could that because i'm trying to learn here could that planted the seed of that it tasted bad like like mentally like you know okay like you know how sometimes you a food it doesn't matter how good it smells it doesn't matter anything else but the texture once you put the fucking slimy motherfucking oyster in your mouth it's still like a booger in your mouth i mean is it is it could it be that same type of thing i guess for some people it could be because the reason i asked is because the other the other part of that is they're willing to try to figure out a way for her to get over it she doesn't want that to be a reason the first thing that kills their swinging and and yeah but you could come up with an excuse saying i'm no good at it or we don't do it on the first hookup or something well and i think it even goes you it's your body you don't have to do anything i mean to me i look at it and go it's no different than anal i mean it is and it isn't obviously but it's no different than anal if you don't our rule is you're not getting fucked up in the ass by anybody but me i mean now that may change at some point i don't know we may decide on that but that's like our rule unless i bet your ass and you lose but that that's our rule right so the thing is is that if she doesn't like to do it it doesn't matter that's that's end of story she doesn't have to you don't have to justify why you don't want to do anything no i don't i don't suck dick because the the you know we have had couples that no they they don't have to justify why you don't want to do anything. No, I don't. I don't suck dick because, you know, we have had couples that know they they don't. She does not. She doesn't do that. She just or very, very rare. It's you know, there are people out there, even in the community, that that's like a birthday treat. That's like a thing. I mean, it is what it is. And that's OK. I think that one of the things that that mj you guys have to understand being relatively new even somewhat new whatever is that how you approach that goes a long ways if if you say with confidence and no we don't do that and move on most time people will be like oh okay and move on it but if you're wishy-washy about it that can get kind of weird then gets all fucked up a little bit plus there's ways to get around it to where you don't have to do it well yeah exactly and it's yeah i mean there's other ways to get through stuff but the bottom line is you don't have to be apologetic the one thing they said is it makes them nervous because especially like if it's with a girl that they're not she doesn't know because here now comes in the the bi-curious part you know every girl she isn't interested in necessarily which we're gonna we're gonna hit on that more in a minute so is she against oral in general no no she just literally with d and she thought it tasted nasty and it's gross and she just doesn't do it so i mean they're willing to try but my thing is this look when you don't want to do something even if you're willing to give it the old college try god love you for it but the reality of it is is that you know what it's not it's not like the dude is going to be like oh my god this feels awesome then it's not going to feel awesome like if a girl doesn't want to do something or a guy doesn't like to do something it's going to be very obvious to the person they're doing it with or on that they're not into it yeah at all I mean maybe she doesn't feel confident in what she's doing well and that's's the thing but i guess my big thing is is that it takes practice that doesn't just come to you no and and it's like beer it's an acquired taste no i no guy can no guy can say that because here's the deal if you don't like it you don't like it and that's something that's really important in lifestyle to just look you don't you don't have to bring it. It doesn't have to be a topic. You're exactly right. There's ways to just move a skirt right on past it.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
Is it going to be a topic if you're trying to have a threesome with two guys? Yeah, you're probably going to have to have some sort of a discussion with it.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
But even then, that's not necessarily the case. Because we can equate, we can relate to that.
Speaker2:
Do you remember?
Speaker1:
I do, because it was my dick. So when we were in a poly thing, that was, when you were going to town, you can make a girl fucking come six ways to Tuesday. All the time. She's shruggingging the people listening can't see that but it's true you you can make people your fucking queen when it comes to that you're a taco eating machine anyways okay but flat out sudden you know i was like hello and just like she couldn't because she would clench her teeth when you were fucking making her count and i was like oh okay fair enough yeah no no no yeah so i don't want you to buy my dick off yeah no yeah so i mean even in that situation there's there's times that it's you know you just gotta just got to go, I don't know, you know, hands, feet, toes, whatever. Use something else and you're all good. Very true. You're like not interjecting enough. First I was told to shut up. No, you have not been told to shut up on this episode at all. You're not talking very much. Anyways, okay. So, Jay, don't suck a dick if you don't want to although i think i think that probably she can practice on her husband right when he gets fresh out of the shower yes then you know it's clean and then you can see if you even would consider if it's still gross in your mind right and if it is it is don't worry about it okay so i want to move on to the second part of that though which is the whole buy thing the buy the buy curious part okay okay by the way if anybody's saying anything feel free to jump in so the look here's the challenge when it comes to the whole the whole buy curious part i think that i think that's a horrible way to just to put it out there, because now there is this huge negative connotation with Bicurious. I mean, we're not the only people that talk about that. We've had this conversation on the show. We've had it with other people before. When people see Bicurious, they instantly there's like, oh, yeah, this is going to suck. You know, this is going to be this is going is gonna be have you have you ever went into one that was said by curious that you weren't a little bit going probably but i was there at one point yes but you're you were i started off as bi-tolerant you yes you started off as bi-tolerolerant. And then once you liked it, then you were like, bi-controlling. Then you're like, by God, I'm going to eat that. You are because you're one that... We've had this conversation because you're one that will take control. But you also have those that say that they're not by, but only by, selective. Well, guess what? We're all selective. Not really. Is every swinger selective? Careful, I got names. Okay. Maybe not completely.
Speaker3:
But for the most part, most of us, is that better?
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
Most of us are selective with any partner being male or female.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
It just is what it is. So some people will say that so they don't think that every woman wants to hook up.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
Then you can kind of skate out of it. Right. If you're not interested. Without going, ah! Have I hooked up with, I haven't, well, shit. Have I hooked up with anybody that didn't have any experience? Yeah, well. There was one that was a soft swap that I just said, well, can I? Yes. Knowing i'm not i'm like i know that but can i right yeah and she's like well sure right again not quite you know but i mean that's yes there there has been you rather have them when they they say they're bi-curious or bi-tolerant or bi-whatever versus saying they're bi and then they're not. Because you can, bi girls find out really fucking quick. It's like three licks into it and you're like, yeah, you're no more bi than the man on the fucking moon. If you were bi, you'd be paying attention. Right, exactly. Not two licks and that's it. Right right exactly so that's not the center of the tootsie roll pot i'm just saying the thing is is again this is where there's nothing wrong with mj this is where there's nothing wrong with communication talking look there's nothing wrong with saying if you're with a couple and and she's like well i'm by well i'm i'm bi curious i'm very very new there's nothing wrong with saying i'm new i don't know how much i like or don't like i don't know i'm learning but i'm willing to give it a deal with college try being honest like that if someone's gonna if another couple or another person is gonna bash you for being honest like that fuck them then it doesn't really matter that's that's their problem not your problem because obviously when you're being on if someone's honest with you like that you can say okay hey all right let's go let's go and then you can say hey look here's the deal lay down and and you'll take charge and i've seen you also walk them through the other way and say hey if you you want to switch, whatever the case may be. So being honest, even in those situations, at first it'll seem weird being honest. Not being honest, but it'll be, because normally we just lie, so fuck. No, at first it'll be awkward to have that conversation. But remember, it's sport fucking right it this is what it is so it's about getting the most out of it and i think you'll find if you're up front now yeah hey here's the deal there are going to be couples out there when you say that you are just figuring this out with the whole buy thing they're going to say we're out that that's gonna happen my thing i would say to that is what's what's worse having to be honest and say we're out before it ever starts or going having a great night or what you think is a great night and then for whatever reason they won't ever talk to you again and you're left wondering i don't know why the bi part would be a mandatory part of it it shouldn't be but there's a lot of fucking shit that's why is dick sucking mandatory well none of it should be mandatory well i know none of it should be but i mean literally i'm telling you it's this whole script shit people this is the problem with porn is it it's it's like scripted and i think that there is a shit ton of this is like the catch-22 right okay so when you're new with a couple and thinking back to when we've been with couples when you're both first time with them it's like you hit all the porn basics right there's dick sucking there's pussy eating there's fucking everybody's bias girls on girls on girls right that's the way it works all those all those key elements are like hit and included in the process of hooking up okay and if you hook up with it was a good time you had a good time a couple of times it's that way right so it's not necessarily there's less of a position switching right because you generally get the you know you generally get doggy in there you get uh some of your legs up maybe off to the side fuck you know doggy you get about four or five positions you know you generally get doggy in there you get uh some panels maybe their legs up maybe off to the side fuck you know doggy you get about four or five positions you know it completely like what you never do anywhere else that's why it's swinger sex right so great rock on but after you hooked up with him a couple of times then you actually get to start having better quality sex because well then it's more relaxed then it's like it's look we don't have to do 17 positions in the pile driver and fucking a lunch break and fucking you know we don't have to do all that fucking shit we fuck the way that we know the other person likes to be fucked and we have fun we just fuck the problem is is part of why do we swing because we want something new right i mean i know some people that are big into like dating and just stay within their own little groups rock on if that's your thing but for some of us like us we want something new you know so there becomes there becomes the big wash in the whole in the whole thing all right we're gonna take i'm gonna i'm not done with this thought to take a quick break because it's halftime real quick. He has that thought. He'll forget about it. No, I won't. Fuck off. So it's halftime. Shh, it's halftime. No. Okay. Hey, make sure you're going to visit our website at www.crazykazba.com. We are so excited to offer the newest service from us here the crazy truth and crazy casbah would you like a special shout out for your birthday for an anniversary maybe telling a friend to go fuck themselves i don't know breakup whatever the case whatever you want happy holidays well now you can contact us today you can either get a special message from the both of us, from myself or from Miss Amanda. Yeah, we'll also do corporate shout outs for your business as well. And also, or if maybe you'd like something a little more like a text, a personal text once a week, maybe something with a text and a picture from either myself or most likely Miss Amanda, let us know. Visit us today at crazy casbah.com and check out the personal message section we're excited to do your shout outs for you contact us contact us today crazy casbah.com and we're back what is that that was awesome Damn, I'm smooth. The pause back okay so what i was saying before before that whole halftime thing happened he remembered kind of uh is that is that okay so you start now you're having comfortable sex with with the other couple which is great except it's not new it takes that newness out of it and so then it becomes like more routine it they're trying to find that happy medium in there where it's still new and and yet uh it's still comfortable and i think as you get as you do this longer you reach a point where you're less like to worry about going off the script so to speak quote
Speaker3:
unquote the porn script and just doing the way you want to do it i i can say now that you know yeah like especially since you know now we also hook up alone the script you throw the script out the window it's just we don't we don't do that any as much anymore like my last the last time i up with the work dude. We don't even have a script for the work except... Manda runs her hands down the front of his pants and went, Ooh, you're ready. Off they go. Let's go. Well, you're on a time frame there. Well, but every time before, I'd suck his dick. Just the typical stuff. It's like's like nope i'm really not in the mood to do this today so let's just go yeah let's go i really got to get back because i got shit i got to get
Speaker1:
done 10 minutes well but i mean but that's really but that becomes the truth it's like and the thing is is why does that happen is because we reach a point where we're willing to say hey look i'm not gonna if if we're gonna with somebody new right and i find a Thank you. because we reach a point where we're willing to say hey look i'm not gonna if if working with somebody new right and i find a position that i'm fucking a girl and she's digging it and i'm digging it you know what if that's how we finish that's how we finish i'm not stopping that shit so we can switch positions so we just make sure that we hit all the fucking appropriate stops on the porn express i'm just not doing it right you know what people don't understand is watch behind the scene porn it takes a long time to shoot you know they're not actually doing it there's a reason that yeah yeah there's a reason there's breaks in between there so being honest there's a huge value with just being honest and and saying hey this is what i like this is what i don't like it saves a shit ton of time people should be honest anyway yes well you know what if something's uncomfortable say it's uncomfortable yeah hey this hurts look we're getting old enough now it's like fuck that hurts my hip ow ow ow look i have the reality of there are times that I deal with foot cramps and leg cramps during sex. It sucks. There's nothing worse than to be fucking boinking away and all of a sudden fucking insulin, but the bottom of your foot just fucking cramps. And you're like, man, down. And you know what? It's karma. It's fucking karma. Well, how many times have I... I don't know. How many times have you? No, when I get on top and I always want to do the squat thing. Yes. And it's well worth it if you get the opportunity. So I do the squat thing. I only do it for so long because then my thighs start killing me. And then I blatantly go, okay, I can't do that anymore. My thighs hurt. You're right. and and when you were younger you could go a lot longer the look i'm getting right now is priceless well no but okay no i could i could i used to run i only say that because part of it is and i'm hassling it because i can but part of it is that's the truth that's it that's i'm getting old well that's the other part of this here's the deal kids we're not 20 okay and and look some of them are yeah the 20 year olds and if we get a chance to fuck with you i promise i i may not i'll be as good as i once was at least once i will power through for you but we're on we're in our mid 40s you know what some shit hurts a little more than it used to. You here's the deal there was a time when I could be up on my arms and on my toes like I was doing a push-up and just thrust them in the middle okay you know what I can do that for like three times and then it is what it is so there's nothing wrong with trying to make it so that it's it's better and It works and my thing is this i'm not interested in hooking up with a couple and having great sex that night and then not being able to move for three fucking days because i've twisted shit because i'm old and weird in weird ways he's done that anyway i have so i'm much more you have a question okay shoot so i'm like i'm old and blind but i refuse to wear glasses on this so if you're a couple and you're and uh you found a couple but feel like the couple is only centering on one person what do you do cut off their balls i've been there done that haven't we uh that is an awesome question that question comes to us from our our live uh facebook facebook audience uh that is that's better than the question i was going to deal with next so that's actually a great question okay so number one this this is going to be something that every couple i I think, has to be aware of. Well, I'm sure it's probably happened. Well, okay, I think it can happen either way. Look, two couples and all of a sudden everybody's worried about the chick is really, you know, everybody's focused on the girl or everybody's focused on the guy. And somebody is feeling left out. That happens a lot in threesomes right or it has a potential to happen in threesomes it can happen it can't we've seen it happen remember the one couple in des moines oh don't you oh i do i'll i'll tell you this and you'll i'll tell this part of the story and remember here's the deal this couple uh it was the end of at the end of the party and and we honestly we were just like they were nice enough we weren't necessarily uber like we weren't like uber attracted by any stretch but we're like yeah you know what the hell we'd we'd been drinking and uh so so we went back to fuck we wanted somebody to hook up with for the night right yeah we wanted yeah so and really what ended up starting to happen was all the focus kind of became on uh me really because he was concerned about making sure his wife was getting fucked really that focus was there she was focused on me he was kind of focused me and you were kind of like there and he couldn't get it up remember that and then all of a sudden we're done and she got up and like sprinted out of the room no he didn't even try oh yeah he didn't even try he was watching her and he's like oh you know it's the first time she's done it for quite a while so he's watching you go to town and i try to start something he's too busy watching i'm like okay yeah and then when she went tearing out then he went following after and you're like oh yeah yeah we had no idea what the fuck happened okay i think that's a little bit different than what they're they're talking but i I mean, it's that same thing. And you were like, you'd done nothing wrong. And it's just like, oh, my fucking God. We made a point, a mental note of that couple, and made a point for future events in Des Moines to not be in that situation. We avoided them, to be quite honest with you, because it was like we were new and we were like, okay, this is horrible. So if you feel left out, because that's okay this is horrible so if you feel left out because that's you know what if you feel left out it always has the potential but this is where you as a couple should be watching the other one or paying at least somewhat paying attention to the other one yes i watch when you're doing stuff if you having. If you start going into, I would say, a panic attack. No, I would. Damn close. But when I see you struggling, I say, all right, let's switch. Yes. And then we switch. And it's just, you know, you focus on him, I'll focus on him. And I get your head straight. Right. And then I then i signal the wife over right and then we switch again right right exactly yeah and it is a focus and that we had trouble as a guy i had to learn that vice versa for you and we did i think part of it is look as a couple you need to have a conversation with each other after the fact it's awkward right during the time yeah but if you want to hook up down the road you need to have that conversation afterwards and go hey i i felt left out or hey you know i felt like they're the male or they're female and that thing was leaving somebody out or whatever you have to have that conversation because i've gotten into a car after meeting somebody in town and i sucked dick for quite a long time with no success and you're just going to town we get in the car and i said next time do you want to pay attention yeah and i was like wait what because nothing happened no yeah and and that that was could he even get it up no and you weren't i wasn't in tune and and that was the big wake-up call for me because we had to have that conversation because i felt horrible then. I felt fucking horrible. Maybe working your skill set. No, but I mean, sorry, we had to have that conversation. And the thing is, is look, you guys out there, when you're hooking up, you have to have that conversation as well. If you feel left out or if you feel like it's headed that way or whatever look you have to you have to have the conversation you guys are a team as a couple and no matter if if there's and in my opinion there's another wrong saying to the other couple as well the next thing hook up going hey? Ah, we got to make sure everybody's included a little bit better. We have said that to people. I've said that because we learned. We learned the hard way. And my thing is this. If I have to choose between pissing off another couple and then going, well, fuck you. We're not going to hook up with you. Or my wife upsetting and tears. I'll piss off any couple all day long. I don fucking care because the worst the worst thing in the world is leaving a hookup whether it be or a party or an event whatever whether it be just a couple or a bigger event that turns up and you're like all jazz because you had this great time and you look at your spouse and you go wasn't that and you look and you see you already know the fucking answer and you can see that they didn't have a great time and it doesn't necessarily go tears there's been times and there's been parties went to you hooked up had a couple hookups and it just didn't fall into place for me that weekend whatever and you're like what it does it kills your buzz at least for us because it's a couple we want to see each other have fun and and it's like no it's okay you know but it's hard to hide your disappointment when you're the person feeling left out and and but then you also feel bad because you don't like to take the fun away from the other person either and and that just sucks i mean granted come on we all live in a real world where not every time you're both gonna walk away going fucking high fives all around bitches i mean you know and i personally don't believe that a couple is gonna seek out another couple just for one person.
Speaker4:
Just for half of them.
Speaker2:
You think they would?
Speaker1:
I think there's some big assholes. Really?
Speaker3:
Okay. I think there are some people out there that would... Take one for the team, I get, but they blatantly would ignore the other one.
Speaker1:
Well, let's put it this way. I think there are people out there that would blatantly throw their spouse or their significant other in the bus and go, I don't know.
Speaker3:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don't know. I don you know if if we've had a couple or you know somebody's been interested in and you're not interested in the wife i'll blatelinko can you play alone yes yes so then it's not made to be awkward and then if you really want a threesome we can do a threesome yes but you can't put the pressure under a different spouse well and and okay and so i have to be honest because as much as one of the challenges with that is the fact that we try to be nice. We don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I mean, we don't, that's not, there's a lot of things that I'm, I have no problem being honest with people just like when we're having sex, Hey, this hurts or this doesn't work or whatever the case may be. I have a incredibly hard time telling people that I'm not interested. I understand. I, don't i don't like to do it because it you to try to it ruins their self-esteem right and the thing is is look i just avoid it well and and that's part of the problem i mean that and i think that's how stuff like this happens is that there's no way to say, I don't want to say to somebody, look, your body type just doesn't turn me on. Because to me, that sounds mean. You know what I mean? And I think that the problem in the lifestyle is you shouldn't have to say why. You shouldn't have to a justification number one you shouldn't have to take one for the team in in a perfect world uh you shouldn't have to you know i mean we joke about certain groups who go okay here's the i don't give a fuck here if this opportunity happens but it's a celebrity yeah but that's it but it's you know it's a joke but you feel like like you have to give this justification and you really shouldn't in the lifestyle. I mean, this kind of ties back into MJ's with the dick sucking situation. You don't, shouldn't have to give a justification for anything. It's not fucking required. Why do I not want to do it? Because I fucking don't. End of story is what it should be. but it's not fucking required why do i not want to do it because i fucking don't end of story is what it should be but it's not it it you know in a perfect world that'd be great but it doesn't always come out that way i mean it doesn't make it always i even shit i feel guilty saying i'm not interested well i i think for us we i know that for me and i i can speak for this, when someone is attracted to us or interested in us, it is a compliment. We take it as a compliment. We're not stuck at people. We understand. It's not like, look, you know, I'm amazed anytime that anybody, it doesn't matter age, shape, size, doesn't matter. None of that shit. I'm amazed when anybody is interested in me i take that as a compliment i think that's a huge compliment and so uh it's just kind of one of those things you know we're not a couple that go well you know you should know that you're not good enough to hook up with us i'm like no i own a mirror so i i know that i'm not fucking like you know whoo you know and no calendar place is going to be calling to go Hey Cole Can you post topless for us That ain't going to fucking happen So in turn it's like I don't want people to think well who the fuck does he think he is Has that fat ass now looked in the mirror And looked at his fucking gut I have like two men bods combined together And only one nut And only one nut So there you go aren't i a fucking catch and a half see why i do the dishes now and the laundry and shit uh-huh now you're starting to figure it out you're starting to understand yeah so i mean that's that's you know i don't know if a couple i will say this going back to the other question a couple, if you have a couple that continually does that, look, shit can happen one time. Mistakes happen.
Speaker3:
One time, yeah. If you felt left out, I'd almost... My rule of thumb is to give people two chances.
Speaker1:
Yes, yes. Alter, maybe talk to your spouse, let your spouse know, and then try to alter that situation. Now, if it happens a second time, you gag on your spit and die. If it happens a second time, right, at that point in time, sometimes it's just best to break ties. You know what? Hey, you can still like him. You can still go drink with him. You can still talk to him at parties, but it doesn't mean you need to fuck him because obviously then you got to go well what are they really what what is it really about at that point in time and deal one other thing i'll throw in that is don't end up if one of the partners is not comfortable just going well you just go play with them because they only want you anyways and the other person go okay don't do that don't enable that shit and trust me that that's bad that is such a bad fucking idea that's a whole nother show bad idea but that is so yeah don't fucking just say no little bobcat don't do that fucking shit because you'll get i here's how that that conversation at the end of the night when you come back home. So, did you have fun? That's exactly how that goes. And the correct answer is no. It was horrible and I wish I would never done it. This isn't from experience, is it? No. I don't think I've done that. I'm pretty sure I haven't done that. It's not an experience, but I have seen and heard it from other people.
Speaker3:
This is true.
Speaker1:
So I'm just, you know, I'm just throwing it out there. Just a little helpful hint. Just friendly advice from those of you who've seen it many times and heard about it. Cord's really fucking with me tonight. This is why you don't drop acid right before you do a show.
Speaker2:
Fuck.
Speaker1:
The dragons are everywhere. How are we doing on time?
Speaker2:
Where are we at?
Speaker3:
You have like five, seven minutes.
Speaker1:
Thank you. this is why you don't drop acid right before you do a show fuck the dragons are everywhere how are we doing on time where are we at you have like five seven minutes oh that's it yeah that's a god see i we gotta work on this timing thing 103 episodes you'd think we'd have it
Speaker3:
figured out you are gonna go this week and get a fucking clock i you know i i am it's a non-essential
Speaker1:
it's not essential i a big one it is essential i need one because it's totally no we were doing okay but it was that whole beginning part where we apparently one of us was yammering i think it was me but we did fine well obviously not i don't have time to answer a second question i guess we answered a second question. Technically. Well, it didn't dig into my mail.
Speaker3:
Since when have we had to have so many questions?
Speaker1:
Well, you never know. I mean, you know, format, people like.
Speaker3:
If it takes the whole time to talk about it, screw it.
Speaker2:
Who cares?
Speaker1:
Yeah, but if the answer is shitty.
Speaker3:
Well, then you suck. But that's beside the point.
Speaker1:
No, it's gross and nasty. Ah, thank you. No, because we already know that doesn't happen Because I have a bad gag reflex Thank you very much
Speaker3:
Yeah, you do That's why you chew pills
Speaker1:
You know what, we're going to Yeah, but that's on tape And that's important for everybody to know Colt can't swallow pills You know, that's going to be one of the other classes we'll have to do
Speaker3:
How to swallow pills? No, fuck no
Speaker1:
Maybe, I mean, you'll have to put on a dick sucking class Thank you. That's going to be one of the other classes we'll have to do. How to swallow pills? No. No. Fuck no. Maybe. I mean, you'll have to put on a dick-sucking class. I've seen some people do a lot better than me. Who? Well, I mean, I just want to know so I know who I... Well, you watched The Glory Hole. Oh, yeah. That was fuck. Yeah, that was... This gal... Okay, we got time for this story this guy is a very very nice gal very one of the very first we did not know them at the time 11 years ago one of the very first swinger parties we went to they were one of the first people we ever watched have sex or actually she she played and he was watching and we didn't know if we could watch here like standing kind kind of trying to watch out of the corner Because she's very sensual She loves to dance She's very sensual And when she fucks she fucks with a lot of movement and energy and whatever And all these years that we've known them Had never seen her suck dick before Had not ever seen her suck dick before Seen her fuck And that was like And there was no doubt that she fucked like a boss but just because you fucked like a boss doesn't mean you suck dick like a boss very true oh it was just what last summer yeah i've watched her i'm like oh she needs to give me lessons yeah here was the you had the greatest quote ever you're like we get done watching and i'm just like oh and you're like i've never wanted to have a dick before in my life i'm like yeah so yes okay true yes i did okay that was that was with with fucking yeah vigor and enthusiasm i i would that is definitely on my if that opportunity presents itself uh most definitely but still there's very okay that's one there's very few others that that i would say just fucking you you can compete with the best of them you could have been back in the day when they had fluffers you could have been a fucking hardcore professional fluffer no doubt about that shit i give it the old college we'll we'll take we'll have to take it that'll be at an old age that's okay uh all right well with that let's uh again i want to give another shout out again to our sponsor uh nomorewetspot.com check these guys out this is really a cool thing their blanket sizes uh their big blanket is 50 inch by 60 inch it's a perfect size for like a throw blanket you can take with you they do have smaller sizes as well uh again uh some of our members have already started getting them get yours today www nomorewetspot.com and also please make sure you visit our website www.crazykazba.com check out get signed up for our newbie swinger seminar it's two hour seminars we've got them uh at least one each week in the month of may a couple months saturdays and central standard time and also wednesdays evenings uh this is going to give you a chance it's two hour seminar uh we're going to be able to give you a chance to obviously ask questions, but also to really get you ready for the party season. So definitely sign up for that today. Don't forget. You can follow us all fucking over the place, man. We are fucking everywhere. Uh, we're like Elvis, man. We're everywhere. You can, uh, check us out on our YouTube channel, www.youtube.com backslash Casbah K S B-s-b-h you can follow us at twitter which is at truth crazy uh don't forget you can also send us an email at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com as well as check out all of our shows on www.buzzsprout.com backslash 1-8-1-3-3-6. So make sure you sign up, follow us all over the place, get prizes, get information. Don't forget to let us do a shout out for you. And yeah, so there you go. So doing it the only way we know how, the only way we want to, and the only fucking way we ever will. Casbah Style, out.
