Krazy Truth #101 Key parties and Pretty Pussies!!!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am a dumbass. when they were fucking moronic hosts with the most who just tried to record this on regular facebook call and i'm here with the lovely lovely uh i don't even know why i called you last time but miss amanda did you call me something else before i don't even remember the fuck it was. No, I don't know. It wasn't anything bad. Oh, my God. Again, a huge shout out to my really good friend, my best friend from high school who fucking saved me there because as we were recording, we record. For those of you who don't know, we record live every week in front of our huge, huge secret, secret Facebook group, Crazy shh don't tell the others if you want to join let me know send me an email and we'll get choked up with that uh anywho but we do that on there it's it's a facebook thing so we do that on there and we didn't realize it i i didn't realize it that we were going about five minutes into our podcast uh on our regular facebook wall just talking away about about our sponsors which you'll hear in a minute which are awesome uh and everything so we didn't really say that much no and i didn't think you cared about being outed anyway i don't give a shit you said we couldn't keep going but we both wanted to stop pretty quick when uh when uh Lanny fucking jumped on there and saved our ass. He didn't say anything bad. He laughed about the wet spots. Real quick, so this is... I hope we were having a great conversation with people. I imagine that. You were stumbling over your words. Maybe you can say stuff right. I was stumbling over my words, we had Amy, and she sent her lips. I threatened to smack you in the head with a paddle. We had Amy, and her had sent us lips. Mm-hmm. Yep, yep. Because remember, I said when this was over, I couldn't wait to fucking... Oh, yeah, I said that on there. I said I couldn't wait to... Yeah, I was being thirsty. Oops, oh, well, that happens. Anywho, so let's give a real quick, first and foremost, let's give a real big, this is season. What the fuck is going on? Now I'm all kinds of discombobled. This is season three episode. Well, that's why I was making great jokes. I had great jokes because it were special because it is season. Because that's what I said on the other. I was making the thing because I said this is a special night. Because now this is season three, episode 101. We're like Dalmatians. And you said you were thinking about college classes, in which I proceeded to say young, fresh titties. So, yeah. You did. Dumbass. Yep, I sure did. And so there you go. It is season three. I should not laugh so hard. It is episode 101. And I would fuck a college girl. So there we go. Okay. Anyways, let's real quick hit on our sponsors. Okay. So, are you tired of fighting about who sleeps in the wet spot? No more. our friends over at nomorewetspot.com have created a 100 polyester waterproof blanket made with cool dry fleece designed to catch fluids from sex lubes massage oils etc 50 inches by 60 inches perfect size for like a throw blanket, to take with you check them out today these blankets are awesome they do have smaller sizes as well as they do have other toys also so check them out again uh that is nomorewetspot.com and when you buy some when you get there don't forget to use truth in the code you get a five percent discount we are affiliates of those folks so you can also find them on our website as well to get your blanket there you go and this is serious times and a lot of people do deal with mental health issues as we've all been locked up uh to avoid the sickness so if you need mental health take care of your mental health as well a great way to do that is with reiki you can work with miss amanda uh she's a reiki master you can find her on facebook at amanda's intuitive healing energy and that is she does distance sessions so she can help center you just did some today to help folks out so again take care of your mental health as well as your physical and let miss amanda help you out with that as well.
Speaker2: Yay, much better.
Speaker1: We're on the correct page and everything.
Speaker2: You're not stumbling over words this time around. Well, that's because I had the shit scared out of me.
Speaker1: So, you know, maybe we'll sell a bunch of fucking no more wet spot blankets to some of our vanilla friends.
Speaker3: Well, see, there you go.
Speaker1: There's squirters in the vanilla world, too. They just don't know where to go or what to do about it. We're here to help them also.
Speaker2: There you go.
Speaker1: Conversion, conversion. Actually, we have some people that are listening, have started listening to our show that are 100% vanilla. 100% vanilla.
Speaker2: Okay. Okay.
Speaker1: Because I sold them a car years and years ago and have been friends ever since. And so they are moving forward. And I've been sending them dirty pictures with you. So, because they were interested in that. Why just me? She's looking for a girl. Ah. A little girl time. So there you go. And it's that moving really, really slow and a learning curve. And she's learning a lot. She even sent me a thing saying every time she listens to another episode of our show, more of her questions that she's thought of get answered. Well, there you go. And I'm awesome. I'm like, I'm not awesome. I'm like, that's awesome. What the fuck? That's awesome. And, you know, if your pussy can help answer questions, then by God, we need to make sure that happens. Just saying. Very true. What are you doing looking at what are you doing that's my phone oh my god all hells were loose okay so now then so we need to move on with uh yeah get pictures hey cold bugger up so uh so yeah there's all kinds of shit to talk about so we had a really good week and i'll get to some questions here in just a minute had a great week uh got to do uh another uh skype interview with brian from front porch swingers yeah he's doing they're doing a special series he's just guys in the lifestyle so it's just interviews uh with other guys with other podcasts and groups whatever that's awesome it's always a fucking great time i think then we were on the interview lasted almost an hour and then we were on the phone for like two hours i mean we had we cannot wait to see those guys when this fucking shit gets lifted we're already planning trips to vegas to meet up with them so that's gonna be pretty pretty fucking cool uh so that was neat so that'll be fun i think that comes out this week, I think. He says with confidence. So anyways, no, you know, it's always just kick-ass and fun to talk to other people that think like we do. You know, it's just a little shady thing. So, you know, they don't give a fuck. They're like, we are. And that's always a blast. And when Brian and I have no adult supervision, well, that's just even more fun. Could be. There will be a need for bail money when we all get together in Vegas. I'm sure of it. Anyways, why are you looking at me like that? Because. Because why? You don't think there will be? Are we getting questions? Are you going to interrupt tonight? Are you going to jump in there? Or are you just flirting you just flirting come on kitten talk to me oh that was mean yes i went and bought your bought her kitten ears uh because one of her boy toys in greece likes her kitten ears so it calls her kitten so uh she was sitting there all day all weekend and her kitten ears that's right who got those for you your hubby yeah that's right that means i get to beat your ass yay anyways uh so all right do you want to do are you gonna say anything you're just looking what i mean i we're we're all fucked up because normally we record on sunday nights i'm not fucked up well there's why did you not bring anything you're still time i can i can run go get something you want to uh so the the uh because normally we record on on Sundays to release on Thursdays, but we're recording on a Monday versus a Sunday, but we're still going to release on Thursday. So if that isn't confusing, and there we go. All these days of the week is confusing this hill. Exactly. This is all that fucking goofy shit on the Facebook with all those quiz numbers and shit. So how many fucking flying monkeys are there? Seven. Perfect. Okay. So let's go to some questions, kids, and get this rolling along. Careful. Remember, we're trading that piece of shit phone in for your new one. What did you do over the quarantine? Bought a new phone. Okay. So the first question comes to us from Hank.
Speaker3: Why do you drink? Why do you roll? I was about to do the same thing.
Speaker2: That's sad.
Speaker1: You know, we really fucked up because we're recording, and today's 420.
Speaker3: I don't participate.
Speaker1: Well, it won't get you fucked up. It doesn't mean I don't have random drug testing at my job.
Speaker3: It's not that they have random drug testing at mine.
Speaker1: No, they do either. You've worked there. No, they don't ever do they do yeah yeah uh anyways don't wreck a car then you'll have it done i know shit uh okay so hank see now it's gonna be my brain fuck hank wants to know hank said he he is a longtimetime responder. Okay. So he was so excited about responding, he actually went ahead and joined, reached out to us, sent me an email, asked to join the Facebook group and the MeWe page and the whole nine yards. So he went all in. One question, he's all in. So Hank's question, Hank is a, touch my nose, I'm going to die, a long-time swinger, but anyways, his background, it's kind of, his question is, what happened, he'd taken a slight hiatus, him and his wife had taken a hiatus, so they're back in, they want to know what happened to the old school type of parties, or do those parties ever happen anymore? Times are changing. So, well, I reached out because it's like well what kind of you know old school parties i mean uh you know what are we talking and he's talking about things like key parties and uh you know more more just the the random the random parties just big uh gang bangs and and orgies and whatever. Okay, so some of those things still happen. It just is different. Key parties, I don't think anybody does key parties anymore. As far as all the research I could do, no one's doing them. I ask a bunch of people because we're a part of like a million groups. Yeah, okay. Oh, my great well what the hell do you want me to say i don't know would you do would you do a key party yeah probably i would i think a key party would be a fucking blast you have to at least try everything once i i think a key party well okay so some people probably don't even know what a key party is. Okay. I would guess.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: It was before our time.
Speaker3: You'd be like Dr. Seuss Olive.
Speaker1: Yeah, green eggs and ham. Wait, it shouldn't be green.
Speaker3: No, it was Cat in the Hat.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: No, it was the Grinch that stole Christmas in the movie.
Speaker2: Oh, it was the Whoville.
Speaker1: In Whoville, yes. Okay, so key parties were even before our time as a general rule, I think. At least we didn't know about them when we were younger when we first got into this the whole concept of the key party is is that everybody shows up to a party everybody puts their house keys or car keys in a bowl in a fishbowl or fishbowl party uh and then people randomly pull keys out and whoever those keys belong to, you go fuck, right? So I don't know why I had to do that up in the air and had to make that motion as well because people, some people are just listening. Jingle. I've got nothing. So the thing is, is okay, it would be a ton of fun, but you have to remember there was also a difference in communication back then on how people were communicating in general right because a lot of people you didn't have the internet and stuff like that so there was still a lot of like snail mail communications and so when you had a chance to fuck well from talking to people that have were in have been in the lifestyle a lot longer than we have they said there was a time look when you could finally coordinate a time to hook up and fuck somebody you you were like yep we're in let's go and you just kind of fucking did it because you didn't have pictures and instant communication and all the rest of the shit so the challenge with the key party is now we have talked about trying to have a key party we've talked about it with uh the with bones who does the world famous bone fire we've talked about trying to have a form of a key party the problem is now you would have to have a group of people that everybody was completely cool with everybody else 110 percent because if you have one person that's like iffy then that wouldn't work you know so i mean that that becomes the problem is that i okay in my personal opinion and this is gonna make me sound like a huge fucking slut and i don't care uh people are too picky a little bit that that's part of it okay but i i also get it whatever but i'm just saying you know true sport fucking would just be like in theory you could. I mean, really, if hardcore, if you got a bunch of hardcore old school swingers together, they could all be blindfolded and you basically put them so that somebody wasn't over fucking a tree or something weird like that and they would fucking go to town. I would do a blindfold party. But again, well, I would too. I think that would be badass. note of that thank god this shit's recorded no yeah you have um i would do one if it wasn't assumed that you got that if you got my key we were having sex well and no and that makes sense i mean and and that's i think that's one of the the challenges is how to to try to put on a key party now would be how to take and have one that was going to be hot but also was going to be way more respectful than maybe the old school way was.
Speaker3: Was old school not respectful?
Speaker1: Well, it was just, I think that people, there was much more
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Speaker1: I don't know I don I think that people, there was much more, I don't know how to word this. We understand that the lifestyle now is female driven. Okay? Okay. So the way that, at least the way it sounds, again, I never lived one, so I don't know. But the way it sounds is almost like key parties, it's like, if you got a guy that was totally not your style totally not your whatever well you do his keys tough shit suck away baby you know and you had to fuck him well you didn't go but okay i i could names out I can't because we're on the air and we'd get sued I could throw names out
Speaker2: that you'd be like
Speaker1: fuck no I wouldn't
Speaker3: that's why I said I had to apply well but I mean
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Speaker1: want to fuck and then you're like
Speaker2: hey that was great Thank you. By the same token, if everybody else is like in the groove and wants to fuck and then you're
Speaker1: the one person that gets to me that doesn't want to fuck and then you're like, hey, that was great fun. I had a great conversation. Hey, look, they're fucking. Hey, look, they're fucking. You know?
Speaker2: Nice.
Speaker1: How do you do both? I think that, I think it would be cool. I think you could do a key part if you had like, let's say 10 couples that everybody likes to fuck everybody. You know what I mean? That everybody, all the females were cool with all the males.
Speaker2: And by the way, I think you could do a key part if you had like, let's say, 10 couples that everybody likes to fuck everybody. You know what I mean?
Speaker1: That everybody, all the females were cool with all the males and vice versa. Then I think you could do it.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: And I think that would be hot as fuck. I think, you know, we've talked about it would be fun to do an auction. Like just a for fun auction as a sex game. But there again, how do you, anytime we've ever talked about this, anytime, without a doubt, someone's like, oh, that would be so cool. And you know, because our big thing at our parties is everybody, you know, we treat everybody
Speaker2: cool.
Speaker1: That's just because you're nice. Somebody doesn't mean you have to fuck them, but we treat everybody cool. That's, but there are certain people that you just go oh fuck they ain't gonna get no beds i mean i and i know i sound like a huge dick by saying that but it's the crazy truth it's a reality look i know that there there's easy easy to find 10 15 20 30 probably 50 other guys off of our page at any one of our parties that if you lined them up and i was like number 51 right i'm gonna be the last kid picked in the dog and for the team because they're all fucking muscly and ripped and all this kind of crap and i'm kind of got bubbles and whatever so so you know so i i know how i know how that's your new nickname i know how that goes one nut bubble up there so i know i know how that goes so it's like how can you do that and again so it's not it's not uh somebody's not forced to have sex i mean i think the blindfold party is a great idea again if you could get what we have to do to make this happen is and maybe we will because it sounds awesome is you have to get like however many couples it doesn't matter it could be a hundred couples as long as everybody is on the same page and everybody is cool with fucking whoever they swap with so there's's no hard feelings. Okay. If you did that, and then you have to have the other rules, you make sure that rules are obviously in place across the board. Look, like with any party, when you start doing shit where there's choice or where it's more left like a game atmosphere, the to be you have to think about is as a party planner to make sure that rules are followed because i don't okay let's face it i don't think back in the 70s swinging that rules were necessarily as big of a deal no i mean look i've yet to be at a party with just lines of coke all over the place and And know everybody's just doing coke and nobody fucking cares and the next day we're waking up you didn't even know you know what i did what with who what huh what you know i don't think you have that as much so that so for hank that's part of what's changed here's the other thing that's changed hank from back back then, you know, lots of things have changed. You know, the days of a nicely formed super furry V on a chick of hair is not as hot as it was back then.
Speaker3: Some people like it.
Speaker1: Well, some people do like it.
Speaker3: I'm not one of them.
Speaker1: No, but I mean, that's, you know, I bring that up. I don't care. I bring that up because that's going to lead into our next question. Oh. Oh, no, well it's kind of a dicey question i thought we'd take you so hey you got social norms for the 70s were very different than they are now yes and that's the thing and and all of us older people have to remember like okay so we're in our late 40s fuck anyways we're in our late 40s the things we remember don't tell the others the things we remember and go man that would that would be cool to a couple that's in their early 30s they're not even going to know anything about that and then and to them that wouldn't be like neat you know they'd be like what that's fucking weird because they haven't they've had no fucking exposure to that at all now when we first started off and we went to a well we were invited to a house party but we knew everybody that was going to be there and it turned into kind of like an orgy-ish type thing. It did. And it was, we almost got spoiled by that a little bit because that party, there really wasn't people, no one was really going off into other rooms. I mean, they were just in terms of space wise, you know, but it was all, everybody was basically in the basement multiple rooms and everybody was just bucking and hopping from kind of person to person and whatever it really was it was it was a lot of fun i think that's as close anymore as you can get to some of those things to some of the key parties and stuff i don't even know you know to try to to be perfectly honest to coordinate a true orgy you know because we all dream of that magic orgy i don't i think coordinate one would be a pain in the ass because here's the deal look even at a regular house party or just at even just with another couple half the time to get shit started is awkward well remember one that we went to that it was specifically people that were invited to play oh god yes and it was for a female's birthday yes so finally i'm like well she's by let's get this party started i dragged her over to the couch started eating her out and everybody left not everybody the fun people we all stayed and had like had a four people last yeah and we had another five and we had a blast and yeah it was specifically with people that normally that say they like to play and they and i was like what yeah because i remember he was fucking pissed yeah and we still have fun we still had a great time but but that's just it so i mean to try to actually get orgy started, in my opinion, I think an orgy is one of those things that kind of has to start organically. It kind of has to start on its own. It just has to be one of those things where it's like, hey, look, there's a couple fucking, and all of a sudden somebody's watching, and the girl or the couple goes, hey, why don't you come join in? Hey, why don't you come join? You know, that's how it turns into a fucking kick-ass orgy. But you say, okay, everybody, we're going to have an orgy. Everybody get naked, line up around the bed and fight. I mean, even the first time when we were with the three other couples, it just kind of started, or two other couples. The first time there were three couples three couples four couples how many of us were there i don't know which one we were gonna go just meet one couple the one the dude with the huge nuts oh it was three couples it was three couples us and two other ones right and and even that was i mean and it that it kind of ended up turning into just everybody on the bed fucking and doing shit, but it just kind of naturally progressed that way. You can't force that shit. You can't. I mean, a gangbang is different. You can set it up. There's a start. There's a stop, you know, fire off the starting gun and everybody on your mark, get set and fuck, but boner up. But I don't think with an orgy you can. And I think some of the parties, I think that it's that same thing. If you try to force that shit, it can go. Then it can be like, it just feels forced. And then people's shit ain't working and no one's getting turned on. But I'm kind of intrigued by the whole fucking blindfold party. Maybe what we can do Is out of either bonfire Or no but I'm kind of intrigued by the whole fucking blindfold party. Maybe what we can do is out at either Bonafire, Nolan Palooza or crazy summer nights, we can take an area and it'll be, it'll be like a roped off area. It's kind of like chasing a greased pig. You have that area roped off for people who want to participate. You know what I mean? Greased pig. We can all be greased. It'll be fun. But I mean, if you want to participate, come on in and we'll hook you up with a blindfold. Or if you just want to watch, then we won't put a blindfold on you because that'd be weird. How is it any different than doing a glory hole? Blindfold. Less chance of getting cuts around your dick? I don't know. Blindfold would be more... It wouldn't be like glory hole. It would be more along... Because there's an in-between for you to grab and get better. Well, you're not watching the right porn. It would be... It would be more along the lines of a... There's one where they have the houses that have the holes. Well, and our next house, we'll make sure we have it set up better and tell people it's mousetraps. Was it like Scandinavian? The thing is, Blindfold would be more like Black Room, which I think would be fucking fun. Now, there are people that have been to the big resorts and have been on swinger cruises that have experienced the black room and they say that is fucking intense badass fun if you're into that if you're into that and i you know i'm thinking that to me that sounds like a blast i think with enough cocktails you'd be in i think i i think it would take some liquid courage on my part, too. Let's be honest here. It would take some liquid courage. But I think we would both try it. I can think of some people on our page that would be fun to go with that would be all like, yeah, fuck yeah. There'd be a group of like, we'd walk in like a little gang, like West Side Story. You got a foam party. What happens in the foam stays in the foam. Oh, fuck you go There you go That'd be fun That'd be fun Mention that And we're writing All these down Yeah Well Basically what we've Just determined is Is that Miss Amanda and I And several people On our page Like to have really Anonymous Dirty Fucking sex In. It can be. I love public sex. Huh? I love public sex. Wait. You do? Shut up. Outdoors? Awesome. In nursing rooms? Awesome. I keep telling you to buy a sundress and you won't do it, dumbass. Anyways, how are we doing on time? Where are we out on time? I'm confused because I got befuddled on the last situation. Befuddled? You're at 26. Oh, okay. It's halftime-ish. Yeah, it is kind of halftime-ish. It is halftime. There you go. Halftime. Whoop. Hey, so again, a little side note. But don't forget to check out, uh, all the cool shit over at our website at www.crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, Kazba, K-A-S-B-H.com. Check out our merch, uh, check out our Kazba care program where we've already, uh, done over 530 mash people. We're getting ready to do a bunch of, uh, gift gift baskets for truck drivers i'm getting ready to launch something brand fucking new on our website uh by the time you hear this it will be up there hey would you like a special special message delivered to one of your swinger friends from us here at crazy crazy truth or maybe just from miss amanda check our website you're going to be able to see that is now going to be an option that you're going to be able to do uh special customized messages for you so that's at crazy casbah.com again also check out about our crazy or about our casbah cares and don't forget to follow us at truth crazy on twitter and uh you can also visit our youtube channel and stomp out the fucking douchebag haters that every time i put a video on make sure to give me like three dislikes right off the bat uh that would be youtube.com backslash casbah ass clowns yeah oh well it's kind of fun but everybody uh but that's up to date too by the way so you want to check that out okay so there you go so hank now we got some good party ideas. Man, this show, we learned some shit already. In one half of a show, part of Crazy Summer Nights is going to be planned. I mean, provided we can have it. We're going to be great. This is going to be kick-ass.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I got a nose itch. I hate touching my nose in front of people because, you know, you're not supposed to do that. But I did it anyways. So I'm clean as far. Okay, so. Okay. All right, so. Thank you, Hank, for that question. What is it doing? What? What's it doing? What's going on? What the hell? I don't i don't know what tell me share because i won't have a clue having issues are they i think that if you all send me on my private email nudes that it will help me out it has me stuck with my mouth open imagine that that's fitting as fuck anyway okay so uh next question our next question comes to us from melinda i'll say i go out and i go back melinda i'm listening melinda go out go in out and out melinda is from arizona i bet she has sundresses i I didn't ask her. Just saying. Anyways, Melinda is, she is somewhat new to the swinging part. Remember how we always talk about the lifestyle is a giant tree with many, many branches? Yes. Like the tree of life. Yes. One branch you beat people with. That's the kink. I'm just kidding. No, there's a, there's a, I'm totally kidding. There's the kink branch. There's the swinger branch. There is voyeurism is a branch. You know, nudists are branches. There's multiple branches. There's just a hell of a lot of wood. Enough for everybody. Anyways. all different sizes so anyways she comes from the nudist branch and she is so she is now she's checking out the other she's like well there that branch looks kind of cool let's take a look there shall we so she's over there so one of her challenges is as she has branched into the lifestyle and she's on sites with pictures she's working on her profile coming from the nudist side of things like staring people's junk it's kind of against the rule you don't do that i mean you know it's it's there's a deeper meaning than just staring people's junk whatever get it but she is amazed currently how much women's pussies look so different that look is priceless okay and she is her thing is she doesn't remember being that way because she can remember before she was a nudist when it was a bigger deal to you know like look at dirty mags and stuff and she's someone who is just recently started to shave so it has intimidated her a little bit in her shaving because these things look so much different now and it's like what is my normal is my not normal blah does Does that make sense? Ish. What do you mean, ish? Does it make sense or not? It does. Pussies all look different. It was hidden, and now it's free, and now it doesn't look like everybody else's. Right, except for the fact that everybody else's doesn't look the same. No, they don't. Okay, so as I reached out, and i did not ask her for a picture of her of her post to go well let me tell you i can solve this right away not your style well that no and that's yeah and that's thirsty and rude but the way that as we kind of talked more a little bit about it and the way we kind of equated to it and i i thought this was a great analogy do you remember when you were little and like an art class when little kids are asked to draw a bird they all draw a bird the same way right it's like an m it's birds in the sky little kids okay flying birds flying birds little kids right okay and as you get become a better artist some of us never do some of us whatever but as people that become better artists their birds go from just an m in the sky to like a bird with feathers and different types of then different types of birds and details and all those sorts of things right you're following with me so far i think okay so my thing is this there was a time again we talk about the 70s and before where if you think about this truly seen a woman's true badge really getting to see it you didn't see that you didn't see it that much in porn You didn't see it that much Because Hare was unacceptable Bush was in It was getting to see it you didn't see that you didn't see that much in porn you didn't see it that much in whatever because hair was an acceptable bush was was in it was the thing okay right so you if you were drawing a badge it was like a v with a line in it there you go everybody's the same right it's a little kid drawing the bird well now we're shaving and or landing strip or minimal hair is the end thing obviously just like every guy's you know no two no two dicks are exactly the same i don't know if they're like fingerprints that they're that original but but you know if you line up if you lined up a hundred guys pretty much every one of their dicks gonna be a little a little bit different. It's going to be something different about their dick. Maybe it's curved to the left, to the right, up, down, tied into a pretzel, short, long, whatever, thicker, thinner, all different. Big head, small head. Yeah, exactly. A plethora of dicks, right? I think it's the same thing for, I believe believe it's the same thing for women it's just now that because the current style is to either be very very trimmed i mean there's some hair is kind of coming back but to be very very trimmed or landing strip or completely shaved it's now you're able to actually see the lips and you're actually able to see, you know, the you're able to see the pussy up close and everybody's is a little bit different.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Why are you just fucking you have one and you're just looking at me and you're not. I'm trying to what I'm trying to help. The reason why.
Speaker3: The thing is, is what's more sought after.
Speaker2: Look twice.
Speaker1: I don't. Because I always thought, okay, how descriptive do I want to be? I didn't realize how different. I mean, I did know that they were different, but I didn't realize how much. I don't think that's out of line to say that, because I don't think you're the only woman that's probably experienced that. Probably not. Look look i'll say it for you you haven't you don't say it i'll say you're you have said you didn't realize you thought everybody's every woman's pussy was as pink as yours is yes and it's and it's and you're like oh wait it's not it you're not making a judgment good bad or indifferent it was just like oh wait it's different what you see that you have you think everybody else has the same thing right and because of the fact that with the shaving and everything else now it is more exposed yes here's the reality of it someone every woman has their the the lips are different it looks different some are some are meat you know, closer together, whatever. Is there a right or wrong? No, there's not. I mean, this is just like a dick, okay? Is there a right or wrong type of dick? No. It's what do you do with it? You know, how do you use that fucking thing? And it's really the same thing. I think that really the underlying question of what Melinda is dealing with is self-confidence. Because, again, I didn't ask her to explain, you know, go into detail about your vagina, please. I didn't ask her to do that. Obviously there's something about hers that she thinks looks different comparatively speaking. And, and look, there are some fucking shitty memes out there, whatever. And, and shitty jokes, you know, about, about pussy, just like there is with anything, but you know, about pussies being a Torah pussy and, you know recipe sandwiches blah all that crap okay so i think that you probably see it more for women your age and that'd be upper 40s no i'm just i just mean women that are new coming into lifestyle like like where we were mid 30s you know late 30s on up you didn't that the standard that you grew up with was not shaved look if you've got a girl right now in the lifestyle that's 25 years old you know she never had a fucking full bush never probably not yeah most likely so i mean to her it's like what there's a few of them that did there's a few but i i guarantee that like in the female locker room in high schools if you went and some chick had a 70s bush other people would be like girl like what the fuck so you know for them that's been normal and natural i think that it's a self-confidence thing and i i think that i i believe you got to jump in here because we're both on this show together, but that for, I think women process that, that's a self-doubt thing, and they process it way different, where a guy, like, we'll be nervous on other guys with no, you know, no pants on, but I think a chick will deal with that, and they'll eat at her by herself. Would you agree with that?
Speaker2: Ish. Well, is with that? Ish.
Speaker3: Well, ish, you know. I don't even know where to go with that. Why couldn't you have prepared me ahead of time for this? Because that would have been nice to, like, have a heads up. But that's okay. Yes, we all have insecurities. You know, you don't. I always joked around about mine that when you look down it looked like it was sticking his tongue out yes and it does and that's funny as hell for a picture of that send us an email yes anyway no but I'm like going oh my gosh you know that's not going to be desired you know constantly it's sticking out but then yet you see somebody that has more and then you go well okay well i didn't know that i didn't know there could be more right right it's just but then you hear people will spread rumors about well did you know so-and-so she had her labia trimmed down
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. right right it's just but then you hear people will spread rumors about well did you know so and so she had her labia trimmed down what that's a thing it is it's like labioplasty or some silly shit where they trim it down and make it more ideal but what's ideal lord i know i want to be that doctor well let's just carve this up and go from there really uh wait i think if you clip it too close it's gonna look stupid oh shit i don't know if that's gonna grow back um it's one of those things that there are some things that that none of us can do anything about well no and and i think in the lifestyle one of the challenges really is that we all get caught up about shit we can't change okay there's a shit ton of stuff we can change and we don't seem to get caught up enough about that okay i mean it is what it is right right we can change how we dress we can change you know we can we can work out we can have better diets we can do all those sorts of things we can uh work to be better listeners and those are all things that we can work on and that shit usually gets just brushed right past but we worry about shit like guys how big our dicks are down with the sickness um how big our dicks are uh we all worry about you know shit like our wrinkles we worry about we worry about all those types of things uh and and this is just another thing pussy lips and whatever and it's like look that shit it is what it is you know and the one of the cool things about the lifestyle even with the even if you're going to talk about the like the the beautiful people you know what let me help you out with something if you're one of the beautiful people they're and that's great their junk can still be small or fucked up or weird shaped or different designs or different styles or different colors they can't control that you can sculpt a lot of shit on your body or change a lot of shit. Hair color, you can make gray disappear. You can Botox wrinkles. You can do all that shit. But there's some shit you can't change. And you have to learn to just be okay with it. And here's the deal. If someone is going to fucking flip you shit about your junk, you need to make sure the party hosts know who that fucking is so they're never invited back right because they're more than welcome to get up in front of the entire party and model how perfect their dick is or their fucking pussy is i can't imagine i can't imagine feeling that self-conscious about it i think i think that you're not saying that it can't happen well i've just never paid attention but i'm kind of clueless well no but i don't think you haven't paid attention i think that it's you're you're almost 11 you're 11 years into this i mean that's it's when think back and that's one of the challenges when people are new sometimes we worry about the most obscure shit when we're new and that's and that's really that's really the thing we get because we just don't know. You know, I mean, I can remember feeling at times like a high school kid, again, you know, because it's just that new and that fucked up. Look, my thing is, if you want to worry about shit worry about shitting like shit like personal hygiene okay that's sweaty balls sweaty dick sweaty cooter that's way bigger deal to me than fucking how big your lips are or not or whatever just like how big or small their dick is i mean it's that personal hygiene that's a big thing to worry about that's something to to to like give a fuck about the other shit hey look i'm sorry even on the porn even when you watch porn they're not all fucking perfect no i mean that that's really the difference within you have to remember that it's like and that's okay part of what makes it hot is that nobody is perfect i mean ideally your spouse should be the one that's perfect i know you are dear uh but you are perfect you are perfect for me i mean your flaws are perfect for me. I love your flaws. He's saying I have flaws.
Speaker2: Fuck yeah. No.
Speaker1: No, dear. No, you don't. You have no flaws. And now we have no viewers and listeners left to our show.
Speaker3: Because it's lagging really bad.
Speaker2: Huh?
Speaker1: No, because no one would fucking believe that if I said that no one had. No, not that, because I said no one would have flaws. Oh, my Lord. Fuck. Anyways. Oh, cut me some slack. Oh, pumpkin. All right, how are we doing on time? Where are we at here? You have 15 minutes. Wow. Seriously? Mm-hmm. Holy fucking... Okay. I thought you'd have more to add about the pussy shit so I guess that threw me threw me off that close and everything so okay I'm sorry there's only so much you can add about a pussy I can add lots to pussy about 7 1⁄2 inches actually oh cheesy oh my gosh well here let me ask you this how often how different do they feel what pussies oh i'm like can you tell the difference from those that have when you're eating them well i know that i've done that i don't know can you tell the difference fucking those that have them? You can't when you're eating them. Well, I know that I've done that. I haven't fucked them, though.
Speaker3: Can you tell the difference fucking in the size of labias and where stuff's positioned and stuff?
Speaker2: No, not, you know, maybe I'm just not big enough. I don't know. But, no, you can tell more, like, pelvic structure, okay, and, and like curbage of the of the of like the canals and shit only because your natural reaction is you're going to try to adjust so that i'm hitting the right spot right right and and so vice versa i mean that so you you can kind to tell that way a little bit um you know the bigger thing is obviously every woman's g-spot's in a different place so so you know where you're trying to hit and where you're trying to adjust is different i don't i i don't really for me personally no i can't really tell that much difference it's not like i'm gonna go well you know okay i've got pussy style a or pussy style b oh we're always gonna go with pussy style b no I mean that that part won't it it really doesn't matter true you know it really it really doesn't matter the the I think like anything that the the bigger for a guy the bigger thing you try to do and maybe this is just weird because i am married to a short girl so there is me yeah i know so what i'm more concerned with is adjusting appropriately for the right angle for whoever i'm having sex with that's like a a really important thing to me. Because one, I don't, look, no, I'm not a porn star. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't have massive girth. I'm not just, don't worry, I'm not going to shred some girl's fucking vagina and just rip her in two just because I'm so massive. But you don't have to have a huge dick to fucking hurt a girl. No. If you hit it wrong or you, you know, something like's a mood killer i mean that's not just like oh isn't he being just so precious worried about the woman no that's a mood killer all the way across the board so i don't want to ruin it for her or me or for anybody else so it's more trying to figure out how the best way that that she's feeling the most of it and i'm feeling the most of it and it's that so you're you're really trying to adjust and it's funny because when you are i'm sure it's this way going from a really tall girl i would imagine i would guess i don't know but it's like doing it doing a doggie okay well a every chick has a different way that she likes to be so she can feel at the best right and you can you figure out it's not about trying to look hot it's about how they can feel at the best so that when you're trying to adjust so every time you switch positions like when i'm somebody taller which would be pretty much anybody else i have sex with you're you're that was just rude no that's not a bad thing i'm just saying but every time you switch positions you're you're still it's like a complete it's not just like immediate switch and keep going there's kind of a process to it i mean it's not like this long drug out process but it's you're readjusting you're figuring out how to hit it. And what happens is, I truly believe, look, I believe most of the time the reason people switch positions so much in sex, they do it, A, because we see it on porns. Okay. Okay. So people think they have to. Number two is a position's not as comfortable for them. That's really what it is. Because, the reality of it if if i don't care insert name here you know there there's a there's a gal i'm looking forward to hooking up with she's very tall very tall right let's attach you know who it is okay okay here's the thing if the best position for that is missionary just because we're swingers i don't care about switching to 18 different other positions if what feels best for her and me as missionary then fuck fuck all night missionary i don't fucking care then rock on you know this is not monkey sex i mean that that's porn people switch it can be it can be but porn in porn you're constantly switching positions i get it that's for camera angles and shit this is for what's going to get everybody off the best so if that's you know you you like to be missionary but your legs hooked or one leg hooked with me I don't know what it is why you just why is it you just like one leg hooked just because that's all I can do without putting too much weight on you? I mean, just curious. No, because it hikes up one leg and puts it at a different angle. Right. So the thing is, is if that's the only position we do it in, but you come a fucking shit ton of times, do you care about switching positions? No. And, you know, sometimes you like to do it, doggy. Sometimes it feels great. Sometimes it just isn't doing it. So that's one of the other things with it. So to me, like pussy lips and all that don't mean shit. It's finding a position that works and kicks ass. Here's the reality of it from a guy. There are times you can fuck a girl in just no position. Some guys are going to go, no, every time, anytime you're in a fucking vagina, it feels awesome. They're fucking lying on their fucking tool bags. There are times that you can fuck a girl and it doesn't, it just doesn't do anything for you. Just like there's times it doesn't matter how big a guy's dick is, it's not doing anything for you. True. I don't, I don't think people know. It's because guys won't admit that. I can see it. Well, I mean, they won't. Guys are fucking, you know. I don't know. It's just like everybody else. All I care about is making sure that she feels awesome first. No, you don't, you fucking jack wagon. Look, if making her feel awesome meant that it felt like sandpaper on your cock, you'd no more fuck her for more than two minutes than the man on the moon. I don't care the fuck you are you're not gonna be like oh this is great my dick is being shredded but she's getting off wonderfully so we're just gonna keep doing that no you have fucking lying tool bag way to put that well it's it's fucking well no i never thought of it that way yeah i mean because here's the deal you know what it's like a girl i know a lot of girls like to i like when you're on top okay but there was a girl that we just like that i really liked when she was on top there are some girls when they're on top they're too aggressive okay because here's the deal you can break a dick and if i'm subconsciously thinking about you fucking gonna bounce so high off and come back down and break my cock i ain't having fun and and you know what i i don't great you're getting off wonderful i'm not we're not going to continue to do that position you know it doesn't mean we have to go to one that you know like you hate and only i love but we're gonna need to find some middle middle of the road yeah some something somewhere in between there that we both get off that's kind kind of how that works. Is that how that works? Well, it's supposed to be. I mean,
Speaker1: but I'm not like all the other super cool guys. And, you know, it's all for her, man. It's all for her.
Speaker2: Wanna fuck?
Speaker1: Wanna fuck? I'm not thirsty or anything. I'm gonna sneak out with the virus.
Speaker2: Come on. Anyways.
Speaker1: Just to give me a mic.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker3: Tell me how you really feel.
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