Krazy Truth #100 Laughing our asses off for the 100th time!!!!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to a very special episode of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most, I am Cole, technology fucking retarded, with my lovely, lovely assistant, Miss Amanda. Hey. And we're here to bring you a very special, this is a special edition tonight. This is like a pinnacle, if you will. We've reached the promised land. We still don't know how to run our fucking equipment or the shit, but we do actually. We made a pinnacle, so we are here. This is Season 3, Episode 100. That's right. We have, whoo, you can see we have balloons. There's more balloons around you can't see. That's because we had technical difficulties trying to get all this shit figured out. But this is our 100th episode, so milestone that uh many before us have failed to reach and i'm sure many after after us will fail to reach as well so we're pretty damn jazzed to be here uh and so we're why wouldn't we record episode 100 on easter what could possibly go wrong with that uh there was a storm earlier you just missed it yeah no shit oh there's another one supposedly coming tonight so that'll be perfect so uh yeah uh but this show will for those of you who are listening are obviously released this thursday uh so we are pretty fucking jazzed and titillated so but first a couple things we got some housekeeping stuff we need to take care of right off the bat we are super excited not only is it our 100th episode which is fucking rock on kick ass uh all the way through we also have a brand new sponsor yay yay that's right uh no more wet spot that's right uh are you a squirter are you someone you know or love a squirter do you have sex with people that are squirters then you need to get A no more wet spot. This is a blanket that's specifically designed for to take away the wet spot right all different sizes they have different from from small sizes all the way up to a large large full blanket size washable portable you definitely want to check it out you want to go visit them at www.nomorewetspot.com Now a couple of things number one uh you can find them on our website so if you go through our website and click over to them i use crazy uh after you order one and you get a five percent discount awesome now but let's say you can't you don't remember to go to our website but you go i need to get one of these because which you probably. So you just go to nomorewetspot.com, use truth, and when the code word, you're going to get a 5% discount with them. Now, and through the month of April, if you put crazy truth in when you get to the shipping part, they're going to give you a discount on shipping as well. Oh, well, there you go.
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Speaker3: There's dirty stuff?
Speaker1: Well, you're going to be able to sit there doing these same type of things naked. So, hmm, I wonder. Just saying. It'll be on the website.
Speaker3: How are we going to do that?
Speaker1: Yeah, who knows. So I thought, you know, what would be a little more fun than obviously
Speaker2: I don't know. So I wonder just saying it'll be on the website. Do that. Yeah. Who knows?
Speaker1: So I thought, you know, what, let's go. What would be a little more fun than obviously, you know, we always get tons of questions, whatever, but a hundred episodes. That's a lot.
Speaker2: That. Okay.
Speaker1: So we have not missed a week of a new show. We have only done one. We took one week off in the first season where they did. We did a best of the member when we had the world. We'll be right back. we have only done one uh we took one week off in the first season where they did we did a best of the the member when we had the world famous sound guy so and he did a compilation of a bunch of shows for us it was right after our first crazy winter nights i was like what was going on that was and that was why otherwise so we have done and we've actually done a couple other shows they put out so've actually done 100 weeks straight. We've never taken a week off from doing shows and answering. I need a paid vacation. And answering your questions. And we like to take in when we're on the road. We answer questions too. So we do this all the time. So I thought it'd be fun to kind of look. I mean, obviously, when you thought about how we started this shit. shit I mean it was a little bit different When I started this God you go back and listen to the first And I'm just like Oh my gosh Look if you have not If you have not listened to The early couple of shows I'm going to warn you right now The sound quality sucks i mean bad worse than it does now yeah even worse than it is currently no i mean it it sucks very bad because we were sitting at our kitchen table we were having like decorative screens that we had no soundproofing anything we would try to muzzle and feed the dog snacks during during the show because can hear our dog who's on with us, and God rest his soul, barking at different times during the early episodes. Like the first episode, it was named Raw and Uncut. If you have not went back and heard that show, you have to hear that show because that's funny shit. We had no idea what the fuck we were doing. In terms of this of shit none and and i'm shy oh god yeah you weren't talking you need to talk more oh fuck the sound guy which is our oldest son was he i i think we were giving him a coronary because the fucking kid he was he was like we weren't looking in the microphones we weren't talking into the the microphones. We don't look at the microphones. It's all good. No shit. He's like, where do you two need to fucking sit so you can actually be at the microphones and look at each other, whatever the fuck you're going to do? We were driving him insane. He would take and edit the videos. He would edit them so we had a video to go on YouTube and then the show. And he would be so frustrated after each show. Constantly yubing us about getting it. You can't say that. You can't say that. And now we're constantly saying shit that we get to see if we don't fucking care. But you can't say that all the time. What are you going to get? Nothing. Yeah, no shit. And it was some of those early shows where, oh, my God, the dog started barking and he's just like, well, you guys hear the dog running around i'm the one that kept hopping up i'd like to see the videos on that because i kept having to hop up and go trying to find peanut butter or next to me i have a whole bag of bread or something i'm slowly feeding them bread answering questions about sex and bribing the dog and then without a doubt one of the other kids would come home they'd at least walk in quietly and just stand there and go in the middle i mean and it just we had oh and i used because i still smoke so it just would drive him nuts i would smoke during the smoke while recording the shows and so of course that's blown into the microphone quit blowing in the microphone dad jesus christ oh god he that you gotta listen to our early shows that was our our early shows kicked ass just because they were so fucking pathetically horrible i mean well and we didn't have any questions yet really i mean we had we've gotten like some of our friends in the life that were giving us questions just kind of trying to like help us along and we were counting totally on our page because we've always done it live on our page. So a shit ton of stuff came from, from you guys, you guys. Where are you from? Fuck am I from? Minnesota? Jesus. From you guys listening and asking questions just to totally like help us. Just asking stupid shit just to get us. So we had something to talk about. And what's funny is when you see who said it and you go, you already know the answer to that. Yeah, no shit. You were there. You were living us with that part of that whole thing or trying to provoke us to get to tell certain stories. Yeah. Here's the best part. So when we first started this, obviously, again, our oldest son was our sound guy because our kids were like, you need to do this. Yeah. You guys should do this. We're like, yeah this like yeah we want to how do we do this there is nothing like sitting there because we're at a kitchen table so you and i sit next to each other and he's right across from us yeah talking about stories about fucking other people there was a couple shows there no it was hilarious all of a you tell a story, and he's looking at his phone. All of a sudden, he goes. Wait a minute. And then when we really start talking about the stories, like the first couple that we hooked up with and how she was giving you a horrible, horrible blowjob. And you look over him, and he is almost on the floor laughing. Yeah, he's tears i think his reactions made the show made it fun for us because we're like trying to get him to laugh yeah when you hear those early shows and we are dying laughing it's because we should have had a camera on him i think he was taking a drink of water or something when he heard the story about me giving a blow job in the parking lot and he like spit pop everywhere i'm just like oh boy i'm not gonna look at you when i'm telling the story you didn't either you did not look up no i was telling the story that i looked up at him and he's just like just laughing well and you remember he he was dying when we told the story about how when the kids found out that we were swingers yeah well he was shaking yeah i mean he because he was he was there through all that and it was so it was so funny when we first started to do these because people don't understand it's one thing to record a show okay and and every podcaster that's listening you guys can all appreciate this or if you've ever done a podcast or anything like this it's one thing to sit here and be in a booth or be in a studio and and record something like this no big deal but when you're sitting there and you're recording in front of the very people that 99 of the people don't want to have their their kids know or their you know whatever and you're sitting there and you're doing this in front of your kids wow that is a totally different ball game there was a people go god you guys used to just you had like this nervous laugh well fuck yeah we did we're sitting in front of our kids talking about banging other people and and horrible experiences and some good decisions and piss-poor decisions. Yes. When you're talking in front of your kids about how you're having sex with some other chick and all of a sudden she starts talking in tongues. And he's just looking at you like, oh, my. That doesn't happen. Yes, it does. Gives him experience for the Comic-Cons. Oh, no shit. And so, I mean, that was always really, that was a huge, that was a totally different, that is totally different than anonymously just being a voice. Because everything else, the stories we told, when this first started, we didn't know if anybody would listen or care anyways. But you'd never, you didn't have to worry about it, right? But you're sitting there with somebody that you know yeah and they're looking at you and they're supposed to respect you because by god you're their parent and you raised them yeah that was a little awkward here's what's really funny it was okay I didn't care sharing it in front of them no no in fact sometimes I wanted to see if I can get them embarrassed. Yeah, a little. Look, with all of our kids, with our kids being older all the way through, I mean, we started doing this when our youngest one would have been 18. Youngest? 18? No. Yeah, because three years. We're well past the three-year mark. Oh, when we started recording the show. I thought he said when we started swinging.
Speaker2: I'm like, no.
Speaker1: No. Because we're in the third season. So he would have been not quite. He'd probably been 17 or 18. Right around there when we started recording the show. So our kids already knew. But it's still totally different sitting there telling them stuff.
Speaker3: Play-by-play stories.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: That's fucking awesome. That was a lot of fun it was that was that was funny and i think the other thing then you get done and he goes you didn't really do that yeah we did he goes oh my gosh yeah how many times afterwards he was just like want to sit there and talk about he really... It's like, no, seriously. He didn't believe a lot of this shit until... He didn't believe a lot of the stuff you talk about. And a lot of people don't until they live it. So he didn't understand the way things were at big events until he worked security, helped us out security with Crazy Warner Nights 2. And because he went and he helped us record us record we recorded a live show so he was running the sound there and there was one gal that fucking was super there was a couple gals that he was working security helping work security and one guy came up and was drunk and was like i fucked everybody but you and he's like okay and kept and like kept moving and then another guy was just train wrecked hammered and came up and was like hi i think i know you and she's like well my dad is and that was it and she was like lip lock on him and he was just like oh okay and he handled like a boss i remember but he came up to them after he's like all right i get it a little bit more now. Welcome to our world. Yeah. That was always, yeah, you got to go back and listen to our early shows. Those were. I don't know. Those were. Technique-wise, they sucked. Oh, fuck. Are we any better yet? Storylines, they were funny. Are we any better yet? Oh, I think so. I think I need to do another drunk one okay the christmas so that would have been christmas our christmas show two years ago two years ago yeah oh god yeah when it came back oh god when it came back from i had a christmas party yeah yes you did and he met us back at our house after the christmas party and well they were giving free drink free drink tickets. And then the people that didn't drink were handing their drink tickets. Because they knew we drank. And then they're cleaning off the tables and found more drink tickets and handing them to us. And I was hammered. And then we didn't stop when we got home. No. Well, why stop now? We have a show to record. Just keep powering through it. Oh, my God. And you had your little your little elf ears on Oh you were fucking training Giggling By the end of the show I'm drunk too God we were fucking That seemed like a good idea It got him laughing He was laughing the whole time Going oh my gosh You need to get her drunk more often I fell off the stool We need to go back and go I don't wonder how well our advice went That's what what I really wonder. I don't remember what it was about, so it's all good.
Speaker2: I don't either.
Speaker1: There's been some shows. The shows where we've had no focus have been some of the best shows.
Speaker3: When I have no focus?
Speaker1: No, when we in general. Not just you. When we in general.
Speaker3: I got accused a lot of not listening.
Speaker1: Well, you didn't listen in the early shows. That was one of the biggest training things we went through.
Speaker2: I would say something. I'd be like, pause i'm like what yeah well there was a lot of head nods you are okay so you are a lot more shy than i am so wait what i know but not anymore but that when we first started oh no i still am i don't have as much to say as she did yeah and the thing is is you're gonna get ready to be launching your own show soon and that's what's funny you keep saying that the thing is wait what the thing is is that yeah you got a new show coming so the the funny part with it all is is that i can remember sebastian said to me one time that's our oldest the world famous son guy he said to me after one of the early shows he goes you know dad i don't i don't know if mom's gonna really work out i'm like you know for those of you who don't know for those of you who don't know so our we're incorporated we we have a company casbah inc i can be fired from casbah Ms. Amanda is the actual owner. She's actually the CEO and the majority share owner from CasBank. Ms. Amanda is the actual owner. She's actually the CEO and the majority share owner of CasBank. So the thing is, is she can fire me.
Speaker1: So I had to explain to the world with the famous sound guy. That's not going to happen.
Speaker2: Although there were some shows early on, I think you'd have been more than willing to not.
Speaker1: Early on, I'd have been willing to just sit on the sidelines and just get like... You really didn't even want to do this to begin with you you wanted me to do it but i needed you we needed we needed each other as a team for this a little bit yeah it was sold to me that way well it's true because we needed i i tried remember i tried to do one somewhat Are there comments you're not reading and sharing? Maybe. No. You're a fucking liar holy shit so hey this man is busy getting hit on right now no i'm not i want to see naked pictures ever sign up for a friend or she's got a sports only or fans only or fucking sports only i don't know what it is I don't have to pay for it, so I don't know. You don't get to see half the pictures either. I know I don't. I got to pay for my membership too. Fuck. But you know how to pay for that one. Yes, yes, I do. Coach Persis, just saying. No. We had, look, when we first started this little adventure the technique the technical part of this stuff because yes we'd been swinging forever i mean that's no big deal sex is sex but the technical part of this stuff that's what the fact that we made it to 100 shows we still didn't kill you you didn't kill me we still have a show we still have a twitter account and we have more listeners than ever before it's pretty fucking amazing when you think about it because when i set up the twitter there's a reason our twitter account is truth crazy because i fucked it up when we set it up and the kids just fucking thought i'd lost my fucking mind i can't believe you can't go and change it yeah you can get a whole new one and i'm we are not doing that do you no one even has a clue how many lectures that we've gotten from our kids about our technical hour yeah hour because you're just as much a part of the shit as i am okay mine but that's what's made it fun dad you've got to use hashtags how many fucking times i have to tell you dad fucking fucking a dad use hashtags dad it was when you had instagram and you post a picture of yourself and what showed up was your crotch it was my crotch or was that on twitter no it was on instagram because on it that's one that won't open the picture or whatever. Our youngest one's like, because he was trying to help us. It's funny because all of our kids' friends know. A lot of them are listening to the show. We have people that listen to the show that are our kids' friends because they think we're funny. We are. Whatever. And so he was showing me how to use Instagram. So I started using Instagram, which we're're gonna get fired back up again because now I know what the fuck I'm doing ish and he would he called me one day because I was so proud of myself I'd went like a week every day put like four or five pictures all on there and just fucking going to town it's dad I thought we would cover this I'm like it was when you put on pictures I go yeah he goes the only part that shows is what is actually you see on the screen i'm like what he goes it doesn't open up like twitter he goes you just meant four days but doing nothing but putting your fucking dick on the fucking instagram i'm like what well i hadn't been taking all these pictures i was dressed but all of them and the folks on my crotch is what showed he goes He goes I'm gonna unfollow you dad If you don't fucking quit that
Speaker3: I'm like
Speaker1: Oh yeah
Speaker2: Sorry
Speaker1: And he was the same one Yelling me about hashtags
Speaker2: Yeah
Speaker1: Like you have got to Fucking use some damn hashtags I'm sorry I'm learning I'm like Well you could do it for me No I can't
Speaker2: No
Speaker1: No I don't want to No I don't want to do that No no Alright fine whatever What was your favorite episode Other than your Christmas episode You drunk a little off you That we did That you liked
Speaker2: Thank you. I don't want to do that at all. All right, fine, whatever. What was your favorite episode other than your Christmas episode?
Speaker1: You drunk a little off you. That we did. That you liked. Out of 100? No, out of fucking 83. Yeah, going to add all 100 in there.
Speaker2: Out of 99.
Speaker3: Hell, I can't remember what we did last week, let alone. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker1: I miss Amanda spending lots of times on this part of the business. It's spends a lot of time when it's going back and reviewing you know keep it up i think one of the fun yeah i know i'm gonna get i'll wrestle you in bed again i don't even wear fucking bruises god damn it oh suck it up buttercup lord uh get to use your own phrase back on it. I think one of the fun ones, when we got to tell the story about us being outed to my parents. That wasn't that long ago. No, no, it wasn't. But it sure has stayed with me. Just saying. Because that one hasn't went away. Yeah, that was one of the favorite ones that we did i don't know we you know we've been weird in in the stuff that we've done don't what i'll see you guys look like what we have we're the way fuck off bitch oh my god wow by the way i could fire your ass i could be unemployed and looking for a job i don't know if i collect unemployment for this shit or not nope uh no you know we we have been weird our show is weird and we know it's weird because obviously we we have done things so totally our own fucking way well i know it's really bizarre and i don't look at the scene go fuck yourself but we've done things so totally our own way with our content and everything else you know we have actually we have tackled serious shit we've and i know we'll tackle more of it we've tackled serious shit but we still yes we still make jokes and we still try to laugh about shit i'm talking people have no understanding people that are listening you have no understanding of how much how many people we piss off. Well, we being me generally piss people off because we refuse to bend to the curve or whatever. I mean, we just we won't fucking do it or we won't just be super serious about about everything because everything can be funny. So, I mean, I think I don't know. I'm more apt to listen to people are cracking jokes than other ways i can only think of maybe one or two shows that we did that were completely like hardcore serious i know one off the bat which one which one was um no i wasn't in the room no yeah the consent one is that was that was the biggest one we did one about well about not about consent it was about uh it was public our public service announcement one that we did around it was our first season but around halloween in in the month of october and we talked about it was like two years ago yeah two years ago about protecting yourself and and things like you know keeping track of your drinks and and like having heads up at parties and stuff and i mean that was one that we did it was a shorter one it was like that and it was that's one you did with sebastian yeah no you did it i just did it myself and so we've tried to tackle i mean look we get it that this is supposed to be fun you know i mean and it is and the lifestyle is fun but we've also been willing to tackle some really i don't know they're they're shitty but they're very real issues you know that we that we've went out and we went out on a limb and we went out there and tackled and and it's really funny because some of them, the response has been varied.
Speaker2: It's really, but you would be amazed at how many people out there listening.
Speaker1: You'd be amazed how many people will hammer us if we take on too serious of a subject.
Speaker3: We get hammered on just about everything.
Speaker2: You either like it or you don't. Yeah. And the nice thing is we generally don't give two shits one way or the other what we do. What are you doing?
Speaker1: Take a picture of you. We need to take some pictures, because this is momentous. And yeah, well, fuck, don't look at me like that. Jesus, fuck, God. Okay, so, you know, we had, that was a, oh, Lord. Oh, look at the hair. Oh, yeah, there you go. God. But no, that was a big that was a that was like that we felt like we had to we had to say something we had to be the voice yeah we had to be the voice i don't know you know the thing is is that well we got probably one of the shows i was most proud of that we've done which we're gonna do another one on but probably more in depth because we were really, really new when it was one of the first season, probably, I don't know, 10, 15 episodes in, is when we did the show on being in a lifestyle and having handicaps and swinging in a lifestyle and handicap. And the thing that I thought was so funny, I will never forget this because we were already getting fucking railed by some of the, look, just like on our pages and in real life, we have some people on the bigger scale that like us and some people on the bigger scale that hate us. We know it. We're not dumb. You know, we say to people that hate us, suck my dick. Anyways.
Speaker2: No, it's that. Yeah, yeah, it's a big fuck you finger. There you go.
Speaker1: But after we did that, all of a sudden there was like a rash.
Speaker2: Almost every one of the fucking groups that hate us, within like four episodes,
Speaker1: we're all doing ones on 20 handicaps. So I'm like, well, I'll be damned. So it was good to know right off the bat that we're having people that hate us listening. It's what we do. Yeah. How else can you make fun? No shit. This is the kind of stuff that makes stuff worthwhile. I think, by the way, how are we doing on time? I don't even know. I'm just talking. You're at half. I'm at half? Yeah. Already? Because you like to talk a lot. I do. All right. Well, let's take a quick halftime. Boop. You see all the voices. It's so much better. You're fine. Well, that's what you said. Are you ready? I don't even have it you used to like that voice
Speaker3: I never liked it
Speaker1: yes you did you would laugh every time like how do you do that we've been married long enough it's not like you had to impress me or anything why are you glaring at me right now
Speaker3: no I never said I liked it and I'm like what the fuck
Speaker1: so I'm going to take this moment to all the sponsors before the previous sponsors Thank you. No, I never said I liked it. And I'm like, what the fuck? Okay. So I'm going to take this moment to all the sponsors before, the previous sponsors we've had, through the last three years. This is a shout out to each and every one of them. And my mother's calling me right now during the show. We are not answering that while we're alive. That's a good idea. You can wish her a happy Easter later. Fuck. Anyways, a big shout out to all the sponsors you've ever had because the sponsors that we've we have currently and have had i've done a huge i've been a huge part of supporting us uh because again they told us you know we you you i met the kids told us i said well how do we get sponsors and they're like you can't get sponsors you got to be doing this forever before you get sponsors. And I was like, hmm, it's not going to work for me. Yeah, but you're a salesperson. But a thank you to each and everyone who's ever been a sponsor of our show and has been with us. And also to each, this is a half-time thank you to everybody who's listened since the very beginning. So there you go. All right, on with the show. I can't believe my mom fucking called. doesn't that's fucking par for the corn hey mom you want to go live on the air see there was that special interview we were gonna we were talking about hey you want to say something to all the people listening right now oh that is so true we talked about having her on here we talked about it and then we decided i i probably wouldn't be a good idea you were like all in on having my mom on as long as you didn't have to be on here too i did not say you did too you did too you're like well i'm not gonna be there if you're gonna interview your mom yeah you didn't want to sit here no how do you feel about no i said she wouldn't work out very well she would be freaking out about how she may or may not be able to answer the questions and stuff who's gonna hear this nobody that you know can I say this well I'm not gonna say anything like that I can hear it you can say we're not gonna talk about that we don not going to talk about that yeah when we don't need we don't need to talk about that i got and she sent me a text a happy easter what's going on there and pictures of eggs gotta love it god love him that's what that's what it's all anyways uh jeez so much is going on at eight o'clock at night And that's just it
Speaker2: I'm waiting
Speaker1: She's going to call me
Speaker2: Oh I wonder why you didn't call So much is going on at 8 o'clock at night And that's just it I'm waiting
Speaker1: She's going to call Oh I wonder why you didn't call There's no one supposed to be there Yeah well you know Because we're recording our dirty dirty show right now
Speaker3: We're recording a show that you don't want to hear about
Speaker1: Oh god
Speaker3: Not that she'd care
Speaker1: See now I'm all flustered
Speaker3: Oh don't be flustered
Speaker1: Well okay Shall we call your dad and put him on the air
Speaker2: Thank you. No, not that she'd care. See, now I'm all flustered. Oh, don't be flustered.
Speaker1: Well, okay.
Speaker3: Shall we call your dad and put him on the air?
Speaker1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah, uh-huh.
Speaker3: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker2: Are you fucking sure? You can call my hundred-year-old grandmother.
Speaker1: She won't remember next time. Well, that's why you're counting on that part of it. You're counting on that part. Grandma? No, then she would start telling stories. I don't want to hear it. She would and you know it. No shit. Well, the first time I had a threesome. Oh, my God. Let's stop right there. Colonial times are awesome Shut up What? Be nice I am being nice Okay It's true Someday you're gonna be like 112 And your kids and great grandkids Will know that you are a fucking Weekend slut It's like a weekend warrior But only different Okay it's not only on the weekends that all depends what's going on at work yeah you know think about that think of the shit that we have shared that's what's really after a hundred episodes it still blows my fucking mind when you look think back to all the shit that we have talked about and shared i mean granted everybody's swingers you go oh well you're pretty open yeah but it still is a little different being this level of open you don't think so no because if somebody was just to ask me at a party or something like that have you randomly sucked cock no i'm talking about like swinger wise well right i would openly share it i don't have anything to hide you would have shared everything no you wouldn't have not when we first started i mean i don't share names well no but when we first started there was still a degree of look it's a little more of a learning curve you do get used to i don't know we're used to it now where we do share when we first started there were parts of our swinging life that we didn't share with other people outside of the the people we had hooked up with we wouldn't just openly share our stories like we do now how many times did you stand at a party and have a swarm of people around you to listen to the blowjob story wait a minute you at your wait which blowjob story the first couple the first yeah the first okay the first couple story the the one the very first experience yes that that one has been told many a night the blowjob like a long or trying to pull start yeah the pull starting like a lawnmower the blowjob with the teeth the pat me like my mother oh honey yeah and how many people heard about the blowjob and looking up and there's jesus figures hanging up yes okay though yes and family pictures because those were funny stories but there wasn't this we didn't necessarily to share everything though i mean now now it's like okay so when my whole nut thing came up that was like a no-brainer it was like yeah we're gonna talk about this i mean pretty much the you reach this point when you do this especially after 100 episodes it's like well why why wouldn't you share it i mean there's really nothing now that I can think of that I go, you know, I don't know if we should share that or not. I mean, not really. I mean, if it's not funny or if it's just kind of boring, if it's lame, if something's lame, we won't share it. No, if it's really just the same typical experience, then no, you don't share it. We fuck. No, we don't go around talking about that just on a normal basis but if it was a learning experience or if someone I've had someone blatantly come up to me and go well you've hooked up with so and so and I'm like maybe well what was it like I said you know everybody has their own experience so i didn't confirm or deny right but i said everybody has their own experience now afterwards she's like why didn't you tell me he did this everybody has their own experience and that became a show topic i don't know that became a show topic we and we talked about that on one of our shows. I think now we have people that come up to us and want more information about stuff we talk about on the show. Whether it be more in-depth advice or whatever the case may be. And that's bizarre. And it's not bizarre. It's awesome. It's very flattering. But it's very... I don't know after 100 i can honestly say after 100 episodes that it still is very very humbling that people still want to hear us yes and that people still are like excited to hear what we have to say excited to send in questions they haven't gotten bored think it sounds the same thing over and over right right one our opinions whatever that's that's to me that's really fucking cool and that's really humbling because i know that you know i don't know we're nobody i to us we're just us you know but i mean that's that's bizarre that took a little getting used to the the first i mean we were used to somewhat on the page people knew us only because we did the lives and we always do the lives on the page which is nothing more than some people know who we were you know it's fun but when you started to have people writing in and you know sitting there going you made this huge difference in our relationship you made this huge difference in our you know lifestyle we had some people write and say you know what we decided we're not ready for the lifestyle yet because of stuff we talked about or some people go you made it we are ready or whatever we've had all the extremes and that's that's like really uh we had one gal because they listen to the whole show the whole thing with my nut walked through that whole process that whatever so that's pretty there's a lot of power and a responsibility that goes along with you know sitting behind microphones and just talking i think i think that's one of the weirdest things with this whole thing this is like you know we crack jokes but i always have to make sure that we say we're just kidding there's a there's a reason for that because you do we you do have a responsibility there are people that are new that are hoping you know they can learn something so if we go out and tell people hey here's what you do walk up and randomly touch anybody you see just grope like a motherfucker somebody's gonna do that if we don't you know if we don't say otherwise so i mean that's pretty fucking uh that's pretty you know badass that uh that people that mouse doesn't fucking work with a different computer uh that's pretty badass that people still just don't want to here's just. And the fact that I'm still technology fucking stupid is just awesome. It's fucking sexy as fuck. Yeah, starting
Speaker3: this was about enough to pull your hair out. Oh my
Speaker1: God. I don't know. It's one of those things. We're learning. Only 100 more.
Speaker3: What was your favorite episode? Did you say that?
Speaker1: No, I think that the I will always, the first one will always be fun because it was just like actually going for it, which know I get off on that kind of shit Anyways I think that Early Wrapping up season 2 And starting season 3 That area was probably one of my favorites Just because I didn't know If we would like be on the air then if people would still give a fucking one to hear us i don't even remember around that time it wasn't necessarily the topics themselves well actually it was we got like four different people right around that time because that it was closer to like kwn and shit that were like you know we listen we they just found our show and then we can have it listen to every single one of our shows yeah to get caught up yes and it made a huge difference that was that's without a doubt that was cool as fuck i'm like oh my god i couldn't even stand to listen to myself that much i'm like that's pretty fucking that was pretty cool uh just i don't know every Boy, when we go out, I think I have as much fun as when we go out to places and get to meet people as I do sometimes doing the show. Because, like, getting to meet people when people are, like, giddy to meet us and excited to see if we're really, like, well, I think when people realize that we're, what you hear, like, us fucking around and calling each other names and dicking around and having fun, that what you hear, like us fucking around and calling each other's name and dicking around and having fun, that's like really us. So, and I think people are like shocked and amazed when they find out that that's really
Speaker2: us.
Speaker1: Like they, seriously, people think that, well, that's just your put that. No, that's really, this is really how we are.
Speaker3: No, that's really how we are.
Speaker1: I push you all the time. I'm like, get on here, bitch. And you're like, fuck you, dick. And then, you know, please show up. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know. I don bitch And you're like fuck you dick And then you know please show up But I mean that's who we are And that's really That hasn't changed And it's fun to watch people go wow You're just like you guys are What you guys sound like when you're fucking around You know doing your show doing your show. I'm like, yeah, she's a fucking twit, and I'm cool as fuck. Wow. Antagonized. I know you're highly intelligent with a photographic memory, but you don't have to totally bash me. But thanks a lot. Asshole. Yeah, but you're the one that has all the fucking boy toys. I don't. Well, you shouldn't have boy toys. Well, I mean, you could, but. You're the one that has all the fucking lovers. I don't. I just figure out hashtags and shit. Because they like me. What can I say? Good, you purdy. You sure got to purdy everything. So here's the thing. Can you picture us doing this for another 3, 4, 5, 10, 15 years? Note the silence. I don't know. Maybe. For those of you just listening, she's smart. You want me to look 10 years ahead? I don't know. I'm not that type of person. I can't see. No, but think about this for a minute. Can you picture us? That would put us. Fucking old. That would put you at like almost 59 and me at almost 58. Could you see us still in our. Do we really have to rub that in right now? In our upper 50s. Hold on. Let me check. Yeah. Yeah, because we're still in our 40s now. So it's really rubbing yeah but i look younger than you you do bitch uh that's true you do uh but i don't know you quit smoking maybe you're no maybe your wrinkles will go away yeah okay yeah that i don't think that works that way not make sure doesn't it doesn't it reverse your skin from all the leathery look? I didn't even realize it was leathery, but I don't know if it will re-tan me or not. No, I don't think it will get rid of all of it. I may need some spackle for the crow's feet and shit. Well, I've already decided I'm getting some wrinkles on my, I'm getting some crow's feet that I need to treat. treat. You're a year older than me and people think you've almost reached like your mid-30s. Yeah, you need to hurry and get all over that. I'm 48, and people are like, 53, 75, should you have an ARP card? It's because I'm short. If you're short, they think you're younger. It's because you're a fucking elf and you're going to live to be 187. You haven't even hit midlife yet. Underneath her hair and those fucking earphones are elf ears. Those aren't fake that she wears during the holidays. Those are the real thing because you're kind of a witch. Just saying. Look, there's a reason why we had a lot of people that were willing. We actually had a lot of people that were interested in breaking the whole stay-at-home thing to get to be the one to bang your cooter. Both guys and girls.
Speaker3: What are you talking about?
Speaker1: I had a bunch of people that were interested in, like, sign me up.
Speaker3: For which?
Speaker1: To fuck you.
Speaker2: Today?
Speaker1: To do it for our 100th show.
Speaker3: Oh, I'm like, where the hell is that thought going from?
Speaker1: I don't know. bunch of people that were interested like sign me up for which to fuck you today to do for our show oh i'm like where the hell is that thought going i think they would have anytime but they were willing to take the risk of their own health and wellness for the opportunity to to bury themselves into your uh fucking uh vajayjay because it's magically no shit because they're hoping for it. There is no pot of fucking gold. It's because it's magically delicious. No shit. Because they're hoping for it. There is no pot of fucking gold.
Speaker2: Trust me. No, there's not.
Speaker1: They are magically delicious. It is magically delicious. But we already spent that. But no.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: Guys and girls, actually. There was going to be a smorgasbord of things here. Girls and guys. Uh-huh. Yeah. Could have been a great show Darn it Just saying How you doing there Oh Well I think that sounds good So that's gonna be something to keep Keep in mind So it just Fucking once we get through this virus-y stuff Yeah we just have to make it through that We'll make that, and then it's going to be a fucking... Then we'll have to have a redo on our 100th episode. Maybe we should plan 120. Let's pray it's not on our 200th episode. 125 or something like that. We can pick a number, a special number. Maybe we'll do is whatever the special number will be when we're at either like Bonafire because hopefully fingers crossed or Crazy Summer Nights fingers crossed maybe one of those things that we can do the special episode and then it will be on location an exotic location ooh and then we can have and now I don't know who this gentleman is he doesn't seem to be shaved why it's Smokey the Bear kids roar No, and, and then we can have, and now I don't know who this gentleman is. He doesn't seem to be shaved. Why? Why? It's Smokey the Bear, kids. Roar. Oops. I think we need to stop the camera now. No, but maybe we'll figure something like that out. I guess into some illegal stuff. No. Yeah. No. Not into bestial. I think we could try it though. No, we're not. We're going to have somebody dressed in a bear mask. That would be funny as shit. Just saying. Come on. That would be fucking hilarious.
Speaker2: No. God.
Speaker1: When bears attack.
Speaker3: Maybe I should just have girls lined up giving blowjobs.
Speaker2: Okay. Next. Cha-ching.
Speaker1: It'd be like a slot machine. Suck. See if you win the magic prize. Ding. Who's gonna get it? Mine take me all fucking sores. Darn it. Darn it. The good kind of sore. There is a good kind of sore? I've never... Well, God, if it's sore from actual sexual activity i have never fucked myself sore i can honestly say that well girl has been fucked sore yeah look usually when a guy is fucked sore there's a problem it's it's not the same like good like with a check you can't wear out like little certain skin areas you could but i'm sucking on it i don't know this is how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop i don't know i've never experienced it i'm sure that we could and it's worth it's worth a try but it'd be like you know if you were sticking your dick in a glory hole but the glory was a little too tight and you got it raw that wouldn't be good Does that make sense? You're not supposed to fuck the glory hole It was the point Well see now I know I've been doing it wrong all the way through Well fuck God So that's what I've been doing wrong I thought that You know what I mean Yes yes i know but i'm a smart ass at heart you know that good i'm so much of a smart ass i can come off as a bitch wait what i know we all know this we are you like what what we really need to work we still gotta to get a fucking can you count fingers i uh 100 episodes and we still don't have a clock in here whose fault is that you've been saying for the past month i can't go i would feel wrong i don't think that a clock for the studio is an essential item i mean i could probably grab it all the way out with walmart but i'm just saying i don't necessarily think okay so you see how long you've been live where oh jesus no i'll be damned oh hey there it is well i'll be damned look at there i'm learning like look at look at me learning on 100th episode all kinds of new shit has anybody said anything ow Has anybody said anything that I would want to repeat on the air? Not that we care. We can repeat pretty much anything. That's what we want. Has anybody said anything interesting? There's congratulations and stuff on 100th episodes. Anybody offering to fuck me? Well, why don't you put it out there? Taking auditions. Who would like to? I always always putting that out there. Application, sign up here. I said I wanted to do a new type of mic. You wanted to do what? I want a new type of mic. I need new equipment. Anyways, I don't know. I'm not going to put it. It never works out that way. I'll make some money. Oh, shit. Okay. It never works out that way when I put out there that I'm looking. It just doesn't.
Speaker4: It has.
Speaker2: Nuh-uh.
Speaker1: Well, no.
Speaker2: Wait, when? What?
Speaker1: Kind of.
Speaker3: I think it worked one time. Was I there? I think it worked one time. Many times I put out there that you were available.
Speaker1: Then you need to put out there that he's going to get his ass beat if know he doesn't get hooked up because you gotta keep your pimp hands strong total total fucking different get to work you fucker um so hey so you know getting ready to move forward so i don't know if we'll be on in 10 years or not. Hard to tell. This man is being real noncommittal about that part. So, no contract extension for me for that long. We'll see where we're at. But we're going to be on. We go. We play it one episode at a time. Yeah. And we take it one breath at a time. And we get there when we get there. One dick at a time. What? Am I only allowed one dick a year? Or what? No, I said at a time. You can have as many as you want at a time. Six one dick at a time what am i only allowed one dick a year or what no i said at a time you can have as many as you want at a time six dicks at a time obviously one episode is going to be on the gangbang that miss amanda is hinting around that she really wants cock everywhere cock that is your fantasy you're the one that said i only get one what i thought you meant one dick a year okay no okay i've been that I've been there and done that for 19 Wow But it's satisfying I didn't stray Who knows where we are 10 years from now Hard to tell we have to rename the show in 10 years. God, I'll be almost 60. The old truth. I'll be almost 60. You sure will. Think about this for a minute. Your kid will be almost 40. Anyways, but one thing we do know, we will be here for at least another couple of years. Another year. We'll be here next week. We've got cool things coming. There's commitment right there we've got cool bad i can tell you this we have cool very cool very badass things coming uh down the pipe in the next couple of days weeks months uh whatever so you know and and we're gonna there's an exciting time coming for crazy casbah and crazy truth when we get through this whole fucking uh pandemic crap and we are excited to be here with you we are excited and we just want to take a chance right now to again we want to tell you all thank you you know uh because if you guys aren't listening well then it's just us sitting around talking to each other in microphones like a couple of fucking dorks every sunday night but i know we you guys i enjoy your company i enjoy your company too pumpkin uh and now we're mushy no but we uh we appreciate it we appreciate all your questions we appreciate you guys listening and tuning in and everything and we're excited to be with you we're excited about the shit we we're going to bring, which I'm not going to announce tonight. Oh, not going to do it. But it's coming, and it's going to be well worth to stay and see where we go next. This Friday? Is it this Friday? I don't know what you're getting at. Yeah, I think this Friday. I don't know if it's going to be live. I'm going to be doing, i've been honored to have brian over at front porch swingers who's doing a special thing on uh talking with males in the lifestyle they asked me to be a part of an event so uh we'll have some information when that's gonna be coming out that you can hear some of that uh that what we're doing doing some talking apparently there's a good chance i could have my opinionated self being allowed to run amok. You're allowed to run amok anyway. I don't know. He's opinionated. Did you hear that? I'm fucking opinionated. So with that, though, I think that... How are we at? We're out of time. Oh, my gosh. You're so concerned. I am. My mother's waiting for me. It's Easter. I didn't get my basket. You have two or three. Okay. With that, kids, this is a great way to end. Hey, you know what? We're going to have that exciting sex episode soon. We'll let you know. But, again, thank you so much for... When everything's lifted and we're all safe and no one's going to get sick and die. Yeah, that. But thank you so much for making the first 100 episodes so much fun for us to do. We want to keep hearing from you, so please. Well, first, let's give another shout out to our sponsors, nomorewetspot.com. Check them out today. Visit them. Don't forget. Truth Truth gets you a discount on there and you can also find them on our website visit our website www.crazykazba.com you're going to see all kinds of stuff on there about us crazy merch blah all the fun stuff you can follow us at Twitter at Truth Crazy send us emails at crazy k-r-a-z--Z-Y, dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. The YouTube channel is up and running like a boss, bitches. So feel free to visit our YouTube. Subscribe to our YouTube channel at www.youtube.com backslash Kazba. Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: Oh, baby. Oh.
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