Krazy Truth #10 Its Just Sex

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Be sure to like and follow Crazy Truth on Swingtowns. Swingtowns has been around for 20 years, so they're an established, well-knownknown site with lots of users so you'll be able to easily find people you're interested in and unlike other big sites on swing towns you don't have to worry about being bombarded with messages from people you're not interested in because only people you're interested in can message you and the best part is you can message those people for free on swing towns hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back again to another edition of the one the only crazy truth i'm your host with the most i am cole and i am here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey look there there she goes right on cue we are so excited we are on this is episode uh yeah 10 10 something like that good day welcome to day 10 so we'll try to follow along this is going to be a fun one guess what we're going to do today talk we're going to talk we're going to answer the same thing we do every day every night pinky we're going to take over the world we're going to answer questions uh in our fun and own special sort of way the way we do things okay okay sound like playing uh-huh okay but we're always going to start with something fun sex in the news by the way i like to come in each sentence really really loud because i love to watch the expression on a sound guy when i do that when i start really vocally high there we go okay so we're gonna start with the sex story we're gonna start with then this is like sex and crime in the news okay so let me put this out here to begin with remember folks we're not lawyers we're not judges we're not juries i'm just saying everybody's innocent until proven guilty but these people are dumb asses okay so uh this story is out of st paul minnesota here in the midwest that's right david martinez uh actually took and uh he is a candidate for the st paul city council that's pretty that's pretty honorable pretty rebel wants to serve his community to make it better uh so uh this week he was arrested and accused of posting a nude photo of a woman online without her consent that's right he has violated and is accused of using the revenge porn law so he's actually taken and posted a picture of a woman online without her permission and guess what yep sure as hell it certainly made made the news so I don't know. So he's actually taken and posted a picture of a woman online without her permission. And guess what? Yep, sure as hell, it certainly made the news. So you go, well, you know, innocent, right? It was his wife. Wait, what? It's his wife. It is his estranged wife. They're getting a divorce. And to get her back, he posted nude pictures of her online. Supposedly. That's supposedly supposedly uh but now here's the thing before you go feel too bad for him because obviously people are saying you should run for city council uh he's kind of has a history a little bit here just a scotch uh he is also currently banned from the city libraries he's not allowed to go to any saint paul city library because he got arrested uh and uh for disorderly conduct for getting an argument and refusing to leave the library so he is banned from any city library he's now up on revenge porn laws and but he's gonna maintain he's not gonna he to keep going forward. He thinks he's going to win. Wow. That man's got my vote right there. There you go. Who would possibly know? You know, no press is bad press, I guess. I don't know. So anybody that posts a picture of you naked without your consent is breaking a revenge porn law yes each city has a little bit different but yes it is again that's a big that's a big big thing there's nothing funny about revenge porn obviously but yeah that is a big thing it's to stop people from trying to target their exes and whatever you know like if you if you and i were never to split up and we like went on a binge posting all the pictures on our phones at each other, like trying to get us in trouble. I mean, no one would be surprised. I would think that meant that you missed me. Well, yeah. And you're crying, sopping up your tears with my pictures. The problem is, some places. Or jer jacking off Jerking off Because it was the best sex ever I think the bigger issue Is some of them You can actually take
Speaker2: And
Speaker1: You can actually take And get paid So there's kind of a problem When if I'm going to humiliate And ruin your life And then I'm going to get paid That's a problem
Speaker3: As long as I get part of it
Speaker1: Well then that's agreed upon porn That's not revenge porn If you didn't know I had the dirty pictures That would mean then Obviously that you were Constantly We'll be right back. well then that's agreed upon porn that's not revenge porn if you didn't know i had the dirty pictures that would mean then obviously that you were constantly unconscious if you didn't know that i had all those pictures i'm not gonna run for city council so we should be good i mean unless you want to what could possibly go wrong we could actually we have enough on our plate we don't need more that's right casbah for city council uh where we support all sorts of new sex laws you want to do it fuck yeah we're in and that's that'll be our poster we'll have campaign signs giving the thing giving the finger all the way over where's my camera there it is giving the finger all the way over that'll be perfect right it's that blue thing that's going there it's my first day in the studio all right so obviously that's my favorite part of the show i love that part but let's move on shall we we've got a plethora of questions to answer uh or to make stuff up to today are you ready okay so the first question uh this question comes from one of our listeners uh this question is what is the proper etiquette for moving to the sex part of the lifestyle this comes from n what is the proper etiquette moving to the sex part at like a party yeah at a party at anywhere at anywhere well you know you're getting a falcon okay okay tend to go a little nuts and start stuff so i don't know step one grab them and zip their pants what could possibly go wrong no okay here's the thing trying to ask permission part of it is this is not rocket science people make this shit way too fucking hard way too hard right it's just fucking it should be sport fucking it's just fucking it is what it is right so it this kind of goes down to like simple communication here's the deal if you you can't do like the old ads where like reach out and touch someone because well that that's obviously that's obviously wrong you can't do that but you know you just it's a simple communication thing you have to take and you have to let people uh know that you're you're to the point that you're interested so it's kind of one of those things that when you're ready hopefully you've had communication hopefully in theory it's sober communication because yeah when you're drunk there's no there's no it's just like you know it you go from like hey how's it going to you're macking out next thing you know then you're in a hotel room but if you're actually trying to have communicate well you don't want to chime in on that you don't want to add with that yeah i'll keep my mouth shut right now it's too early not if she has a couple shots just saying so the the thing is is that really the biggest thing is uh and you just got to have communication
Speaker2: You just got to say, hey,
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. shots just saying uh so the the thing is is that really the biggest thing is uh and you just got to have communication you just got to say to hey people hey you know how about you know we've had this conversation we're talking it seems like everything's going really really well how about we take this to the next level do you want to go back to a hotel should go back to my place you want to go to back room closet i don't like or know. Well, I mean, some clubs are play clubs. Or their bathroom can be a play club. Okay, touche. We don't highly recommend that one, but just, yeah, that is a possibility. I almost had to go get somebody out of the bathroom last night. You did. You did. I go, there's a couple in the bathroom, and they're not coming out. They've been in there a really long time. I'm like, they were right after me i'll go get them wait i know who these folks are hey stop hey get out next there's other people that actually want to pee just saying wouldn't be the first time in that bathroom i'm sure wait what i know i've heard it before oh so it's just rumors so what you're saying is that just just what you've heard, I've heard belts and bodies slapping up against the wall. Hey, sometimes you've got to pee with vigor. Yeah, right. It can happen. So you're talking about if you're out on a... I'm not going to use the word date. Oh, come on. Use the word date. No, feel free. Use the word date. No, if you're out at the bar to take it to the next level yes the bar or or or i you know see if they're interested if they're interested and things move that way say hey let's hook up yeah you gotta ask if you're at a house party though some people really wait to get things started because they don't know how to get it started yeah well okay and that's on a host okay so you know you got to play the games to warm people up but you know you don't have to play games well or pick activities that will get people naked i mean if it's just going to be you know eventually you have to move things to the to the level of you know nakedness that should take care of itself but yes the bottom line of that one is is you have to ask you just have to say say something or i get enough drinks and i'm like let's get this party started and start feeling close out all of a sudden miss a man it just goes hey yeah uh-huh so long as a guy follows you you're good well you can have a party yourself you never know that'd be really funny that'd been fucking hilarious if you'd be like let's get this party started you just headed downstairs and nobody else would have come down there you'd have been like what the fuck you and i would have sat there no i'd have pouted i would have pouted and probably put clothes on and gone home you know you were tipsy enough you to grab one i didn't i didn't bring any toys they had one down there because you used it. I have pictures on my phone. Revenge porn. I used it on somebody else. Right. You would have pouted, seriously? Probably. That meant no one wanted to have sex with me, so I'm like, okay. No, they were all busy discussing their important jobs. All right. We all have important jobs. jobs secret we're all swingers don't tell the neighbors yeah uh okay all right we're gonna move on from that question god okay okay so this is like a pseudo question this is this is like a a compilation of a whole bunch of questions that we get asked all the time okay and all these people are like how do you it's like so when did you get in the lifestyle yeah no shit no shit what's your name again question 101 no the question that we ask is how do you how you know how do we have a how do you do a thre How do you do a foursome? How do you do this? How do you do the proper this? How do you do proper that? We keep getting asked these questions on like, it's like, is there a right way or a wrong way to swing? No, it's what you create it to be. Well, no, I know that. I agree. I knew that answer. Yeah. But I mean, okay, look, here's one of the things that just i think sometimes yes and we talk about it on our show too we talk about you need to have communication you need to have rules you need to have all that stuff right we talk about that but i truly believe that people they they make this way harder than it needs to be like way harder than it needs to be they they overthink the whole thing look there is no wrong way to have a threesome it's not like it's a step-by-step guide that says you know uh insert slot a into you know slot b you don't have to do it that way oh you just spit on me you're just looking at me like i'm high
Speaker3: no i'm just listening i you know i mean people the the thing is i have a threesome yeah it's
Speaker1: kind of go with the flow buddy well but that's that's all of it the whole thing is supposed to be it's supposed to just be go with the flow i mean okay so what do you need to really know how to swing correctly you need to have if if you're in a couple or you're swinging with a significant And I'll see you next time. go with the flow i mean okay so what do you need to really know how to swing correctly you need to have if if you're in a couple or you're swinging with a significant other you need to have obviously your rules understood right you gotta have you gotta have your ground rules perfect great sweet other than that this is like okay so what's the best now i i officiate weddings on the side just for fun because as a swinger why wouldn't you do that okay so i officiate weddings on the side so you go up to a wedding rehearsal and these people take and they try to have this this like planned out and scheduled out like minute by minute by minute how exactly this is going to work and the thing is it never works that way no nothing ever works that way there's no way there's always going to be something go up so if you try to take and have the evening activity like pre-programmed you know okay you may take a drink now you know hors d'oeuvre suck a dick eat another d'oeuvre eat her pussy it doesn't work that way it's not sterile it's supposed to be just like fun and relaxed and kind of let it go with where it goes some people don't operate that way though right and well i guess some people don't some people don't they don't operate that way but the thing is is if you're that uptight i mean we all have a natural instinct on how to fuck right i mean as it look as a general rule most people when it came time for the first time for them to have sex their their body kind of just took over what to do it was like if you're a dude all of a sudden it's like whoa this one appendage got like hardened stiff so you kind of just followed it wherever it went to okay so when the first time you're having sex oh look she has an insert slot a and i have and i have uh you know uh uh something to stick in there okay so it was like you didn't have to overthink it no okay yeah i, yeah, I mean, you may figure out some things that work differently, but this is the same thing. Swinging is supposed to just be natural. It's an extension. So if for some reason, if like, okay, hey, great news, there's six people, there's an odd number of guys or gals, you just figure out just work with it you know i mean you don't have to like stop and count and like pair people up you just now rocket science and i think people try to work too hard at it yeah when we first got in the lifestyle the very first time when we had the multiple couples okay remember for those of us that listen to the previous shows the world's largest largest nutsack, okay? So, okay. So, if you remember, we'd never been with two other couples at a time, at one time before. I mean, it was kind of sensory overload. Shit, we were nervous because we hadn't even been, we'd been with one couple and they weren't really a couple and he didn't give a shit about her. And we didn't know the couple we were hooking up with. No. Or the other couple that we were surprised meeting with. Yeah. But in the grand scheme of things, that was awesome. Because we were meeting in a hotel room and it was like everybody has the same type of nerves. They're a little bit like, okay, what do we do? Let's get this party done. And then it just naturally happens. No one tried to force anything in fact one of the gal with the original couple we're hooking up with was like okay and took her shirt off and that's how and let the melee begin and so all the time i see this i see this on questions that we get especially when people start talking about like what they perceive to be i don't know if it's like totally new different crazy things but when they'll they start talking about an orgy i mean okay number one let's face it how many orgies just randomly break out yeah that's one of the great myth that's one of the great myths of the lifestyle is that every party turns into an orgy I mean, we've been to to what? How many orgies do you think we've been a party? Unless it was set up to a hotel like the one that we were invited to that we couldn't make it. Right, right. Yeah. Part of the course, one of seven in our lifetime. No, but I mean, we probably had, I would say true in eight years, probably what? A dozen max that have turned into like orgy orgy type thing most of the time it turns into couples just squaring off it you know you don't not square it sounds like it's fight club fight no but it's kind of aggressive just call me daddy uh so no but i mean if you most of the time it's just couples kind of pairing off in the same room but a true like orgy like massive humanity on the bed i'll bet it hasn't i'll bet it's probably what seven times maybe eight times yeah if even in eight years and and we're active i mean try to fit one two three four was it four or on a king-size bed? That was a lot of fun. That was entertaining. These DM hotels need to go away from this fucking queen-size in doubles. Fuck that. That just doesn't work. King-size. They need those California kings, like the special ones. I still don't think you can fit six couples on one of those. We need to still. Well, it'd be worth a try. I mean, it's like shoving people in a Volkswagen. still don't think you can fit six couples on one of those we need to still well it'd be worth a try i mean that it's like shoving people in a volkswagen you don't know how many people you can actually fit in one of those son of a bitches till you try so i think it should be something that every everybody should try at least once how many how many couples can you actually take and fit on a bed but that was those are a blast those are fun i love those but they don't happen that often no and i think a lot of people they think that if they do things either right or wrong on the on the steps up the threesome foursome whatever that it leads to it it doesn't work that way you just gotta relax i mean yes you're gonna find that most of your hookups especially with couples it's really kind of funny follow the porn script you know i'm talking about the porn script she gives him a blowjob well no no no no if the girls are possibly interested in each other the girls are by the girls start making out first the guys stand there and rub their crotch that's hot and then the girls break oh and then they each go over and they fucking start sucking dick right and then and then the guy licks for like two seconds all right the complimentary the complimentary pussy lick because that's not the exciting part and then they start to fuck and that's i mean in those couple hookups that's kind of the order that it goes in yeah little bit. So there's your challenge. Everybody out there, there's your homework. You need to hook up with a couple and throw everybody completely off and don't do it in that order. Yeah. That should be everybody's personal goal. No matter what, do not do it in the porn order. So like in this case, if you're going to have the pizza man come in, instead of when he comes in, fucking fucking him right away have him come in and eat pizza with him first and then before he leaves then fuck him or like if you're gonna have the plumber come in make him actually fix shit first i just think of the party we go to the hotel party where the poor pizza kid was delivering pizzas and got his dick poor pizza kid nothing that that motherfucker okay that's the one that went dude just come back i did okay okay i did this fucking dude came from he was from a local pizza delivery company that's not one of our sponsors so we're not going to their name anywho he came up for the pre-parties he's like uh this kid's like 20 21 years old he's like a college kid he's like what in the fuck because he goes and delivers a pizza and just like we all go oh the pizza gang delivers naked people are answering the door and he's like holy fucking shit that motherfucker we saw him like 10 times before boy you you've come back here a couple times and he goes uh-huh yeah he specifically told everybody there i'm taking all the deliveries there and and people were ordering pizza fucking left and right and he took and and he's delivering every pizza so i've had a few cocktails and it wasn't my party i'm like dude you know what if i were you like what time you get off where he goes midnight i said i don't know i'd come back at midnight he goes fuck yeah so sure as shit we see him like he at like midnight he's I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know i'd come back at midnight he goes fuck yeah so sure as shit we see him like
Speaker1: he at like midnight he's there delivering a pizza again and he's just got the biggest shit eating grin on his face ever he wasn't out of work yet and he got his dick sucked delivering a pizza so then he's gone for a little while like 25 minutes later we see him again now he's out of the work clothes and he is straight up in party mode and he is partying on the floor with everybody See you next time. so then he's gone for a little while like 25 minutes later we see him again now he's out of the work clothes and he is straight up in party mode and he is partying on the floor with everybody just like he's supposed to be there and he would have got away with it too but then everybody's drinking people's like dude it's the pizza guy and he's like dude you didn't pay for the party and then they kicked him out he's like fuck but you remember when we threw our party there the same hotel crazy winter nights he was delivering pizzas there again yeah he was there and he saw us he's like we're like hey he goes yeah it's my night to work and he was all kinds of jazz because i told him at ours he could come back i gave him a wristband at ours i'm like look dude you know hey whatever i go what you didn't want because i've told everybody it's my fucking place to live for pizzas i opened to run into that shit again no shit and he was he was jazzed when he was like i don't know if he had as much like at our party or not but people recognized him he became like the token pizza guy oh you can't miss him at all no well dude that fucking shitty and grin that kid i have never seen anybody that does delivery work as fucking thrilled or as happy as he is.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: He's 20 years old. And if he lives to be 120 years old, he will never forget the night, the two nights that he delivered pizza to the swinger parties because none of his friends are ever going
Speaker2: to believe him.
Speaker1: I promise you they won't believe him at all. They'll be like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker2: Yeah. Huh? Yeah.
Speaker1: I bet he took pictures because when he, oh fuck dude, he was on his phone leaving. I don't know yeah, no shit. I'm thinking about becoming Uber driver on the side. There's a reason you work those late drunk night shifts. True. God. Catch me in the moment. So, see, there you go. See, you don't have to plan anything. All you do is have a pizza. You don't have to plan on how to get it right if you anybody can swing i mean seriously that's that's the part that is so funny with this everybody wants to like make stuff complex it's not hard just follow your dick get a harder i don't have one and the last time i put one on i shook it that's true i said i was gonna get reactions that's true we need to like you get a strap on and girls don't know what it's like so you put on this strap on literally oh lord and the very first thing you know they go what would you do if you were the what's the first thing you do if the opposite sex i went yeah and it just played side to side yeah she she just yeah and just oh my funny and giggled i think and i don't i can't believe i didn't take any pictures of that yeah that was dumb because we told you not to yeah because you yeah because you both did it you both did it you both just went absolutely ape shit with your new penises and of course then you were putting lube and you both put the lube right on the tip and giggled you're like look at me to come fuck we hadn't even been drinking no shit no shit you know that's what we should we should do sometime we should get a whole bunch of drunk people we should get a whole bunch of drunk ladies on our podcast and we're all gonna give them uh strap-ons that they can have never had a strap use a strap just put it on just put it on and then we're gonna tape and see what they do and we'll air that and all we'll do is we'll do like a commentary play-by-play of what they're doing with the strap-on there you go i telling you they're going to be walking up slapping each other in the butt with them they're going to be you know they're going to find their husband to slap their husband in the face how does it feel i mean it's going to be price and i didn't say it why you guys were using it there's a reason for that thank you very much i have it back there i can just go get it and smack you with it no it's not the same if it's not attached to your cooter it's not the same i can't take my dick off and just run around and chase you with a house with it and slapping you around with it like i slap you with my dick that much anyways but just saying i mean i can't do that that's not fair there's times you did when you're way younger oh yeah there's more laying in bed go nothing says loving like a dick across the forehead Yeah I did that until you flicked it one time So yeah That's just You know Yeah We're going to do that We're going to do that Without a doubt I did I flicked you We'll cover that in a second I was younger ah what a great place to finish that question with you flicking my dick hey let's take a quick second shall we uh to uh thank our our second our sponsors for the second half of the show the american dream half concert hall half gentleman's club one hell of a party with live music every thursday through saturday night and adult entertainment every night never a cover but always a great time the american dream 7402 f street omaha all right and we're back i love doing that with the sound guy he's like is he gonna start talking again is he gonna talk again driving nuts okay so i gotta No, we we are we're a couple but this is a really legitimate question and i'm excited i'm excited to tackle this one okay here we go okay uh tim sent a question he He goes, I'm excited. I'm excited to tackle this one. Okay, here we go.
Speaker2: Tim sent a question. He goes, I'm a single male.
Speaker3: Is it even worth the hassle to try to have parties in the lifestyle?
Speaker1: Is it even worth the hassle?
Speaker2: Now, that's okay. So here's the thing.
Speaker1: This is a challenging question for a lot of people, a lot of single males. Because, number one, we all know single males kind of get a bad rap, right? Some of it's justified. Some single males are fucking tools. It is what it is. But all singles kind of get a bad rap. We all say that all single females are batshit crazy, and they say that all single males are aggressive tool bags, okay? But know that this is not true right we've had we have personal experience with with this we know that some single males are batshit crazy and some single females are tools yeah that can be no but we we know that that's just a generalization. It's really not fair, but it's a generalization. So we've been fortunate because we are good friends with several different single males that have been in the lifestyle a long time. A very, very long time. Longer than we have. Almost doubles what we have. Yeah, almost double what we have. Pretty damn close to it. so uh one of the things is obviously as a single male there is you got to overcome a lot of stereotypes just within the lifestyle anyways whether it be you want to play with a couple at meet and greets the whole nine yards so the first part of that to me is it's always going to be worth it to have parties or have activities but you have to establish yourself you have to get a reputation the right reputation as a single whether you're a single male or a single female before you can do anything on a party really because even a couple if you're known as an ass hat as a couple you're not going to have a successful party probably not okay i mean if you suck you suck not in the good way but if you suck you suck and then so then you're not gonna have parties okay so but if you get a good reputation especially as a single male the opportunity is really there so how what do you what is a good reputation you as a as a female in a couple that has been known to play with single males on a time or two really You're looking at me like confused
Speaker2: A time or two
Speaker1: What do you look for?
Speaker2: What makes a good or two really you're looking at me like a time or two
Speaker1: what do you look for what makes a good single male to you i guess i've done one more than a couple seven to one what what as as of as a married female a happily married let's put happily married female, what do you look for in a single male before you fuck them? Personality. Okay. Duh, that's for number one. Okay. What kind of personality do you like? This is going to be fun. What kind of personality do you like? Outgoing. Imagine that really you go for the you go you go for the really strong type guys do you really just fucking go ahead keep answering i'm sorry i'll be quiet now it's because i see what kind of personality you have and so okay so wait a minute so you're saying the type of personality that i have is the type of personality you go for in in single males no not all the time usually it's the exact opposite i'm just gonna say exactly okay so you look for more the quiet calm rational personality right I don't know what i go for kind of like the dating type i'm just okay no i'm fine with you no okay but you okay so you look for you personality you look for somebody that you you connect with
Speaker3: well yeah there has to be some connection right but it's okay so yeah i'm like a guy that's not afraid to go talk to me i'm gonna spit water that'd be twice okay so you want you want someone It's going to talk to you.
Speaker1: It's going to be questionable.
Speaker2: Okay. Okay.
Speaker1: So what else?
Speaker3: What else?
Speaker1: As long as they as long as they they talk to you that's all that matters you got to be careful with this because remember we're going to be how am i going how am i going to answer this because i don't know how much i want great news everybody all you got to do if you want a chance with miss amanda just walk up and say hi once you start talking to her it's game one no you'll be able to carry a conversation to do, if you want a chance with Ms. Amanda, just walk up and say hi. Once you start talking to her, it's game on.
Speaker3: You want to be able to carry a conversation.
Speaker1: Okay, so you want someone that can carry a conversation. But you don't want someone that's like grope right off the bat. I mean, eventually you want to be groped. That kind of goes with the territory.
Speaker3: Yeah, don't be overbearing.
Speaker1: Yeah, you're not aggressive. Well, she can be. A couple cocktails, then you never know. No, you should see the honeydew list. Shit gets really aggressive. But I mean, no. But you're not aggressive. For the most part, no. No, okay. But you also don't want to have to tell the guy. You don't want to have to lead him around. You're not like a dominatrix. You want me to be? Oh, mommy. Yeah, no. Yeah, you can see that with laundry. It's a totally different story. Okay. You can tell. You get pretty strong-willed with me. I can. You can. But that's not what... You want a happy medium in a guy. Yes. Okay. Don't be overly aggressive. Don't be a pain in the butt. Don't follow me around like a lost puppy. And just be yourself. So, no stalkers. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah, no. Well, we've seen it all so that makes sense okay so if somebody's like that if a guy's like that that's gonna give obviously you're gonna warm up to them more right okay so there's that's a pretty common key see the neat thing is you're what you look for in a guy it pretty common with most I get to hear any females go. I want a guy that's going to walk up and just take and and start, you know, groping me and be a creeper and be be, you know, all over the place. That's generally what they want. They want people that can carry on a conversation conversation but will also come talk to you because that's a huge thing single males you're going to get a horrible reputation if you take and all you do is stare from across the room and be like hi you know if you can't come up and talk right so is that what this person needs to be to have house parties well no but they they need to get established we have single male friends that they are very personal they've established themselves as almost identical to what you described as that type of a single male right and so their reputation is known as being somebody that is outgoing personal but but respectful all the way across the board right so that's number one so if you get that type of a reputation then step two once people know that you're divorced they're going to invite you to their parties okay once you're able once you have proven yourself in multiple set set la situate settings that you can jump in at any time settings that you're that way when you go to host your party people are going to feel comfortable coming now initially yes like our friend he when he first started his parties he has two a year when he first started his parties they started off very very small like 10 to 15 people a small a small gathering of people okay but what he proved to everyone he showed everybody was that he was a great host of a party made sure people were having fun made sure that everything was going good there was no issues there was no problems people were being treated respectfully and everybody had a good time at his parties then what happens is that reputation coupled with his own personal reputation continued to grow so then there became more and more people want to come to his parties his parties became really and they are now they are like the must they're like a must attend event every year everybody wants to go to bone stock and everybody wants to go to nomapalooza every year because they're a must attend event because everybody knows he puts on the greatest parties ever right so the thing is there's always you always there's always reasons to continue to have a party you have to try if you don't ever have a party you're not going to get invited to a lot of them as a single male until you until you're known i mean people just or there's going to be a limited number of parties that you're going to be invited to because a lot of hotel takeovers and a lot of house parties will have a set number or a ratio hell a lot of swing clubs wouldn't allow single males in true so you you have to take and have you know you have to be someone that people want to come to their parties that you're a good time you're fun to be you're a good time you're a party uh but the biggest thing is don't try to go out and start off with this huge this huge party if you try to go off right off the bat and start throwing this monster bash and it's out of control and it goes south something bad happens at the party somebody gets too drunk you know it's there's drama whatever the case may be even if you're a couple that's going to hurt your future parties but if you're a single male that is going to put you dead in the water like on the spot there's it is what it is there's just no way to recover from that so you have to take and work to build that reputation show people you're a good host that's the biggest thing i mean our buddy is a hell of a host to say the least definitely you've done some things at his parties Here we go. that reputation show people you're a good host that's the biggest thing i mean our buddy is a hell of a host to say the least definitely you've done some things at his parties just a little just if you want to share some good good party things at his uh single male parties single male party well not anymore but i mean they're still hosted by a single male yeah they're hosted by a single male he comes up with some great things all the way through Thank you. What about a single male party? Well, not anymore, but, I mean, they're still hosted by a single male. Yeah, they're hosted by a single male. He comes up with some great things all the way through. He fucks a pie. We don't have to do that either. You don't have to be extreme. You don't have a bomb pop thing. Trampolines at parties are a huge plus. You can do all kinds of fun stuff on a trampoline just saying excuse me sorry i got a cold so sorry i'm looking over i'm trying to get cues and make sure i'm not coughing and spitting all over the microphone anyways so okay so if you're gonna host a party in general let's talk about this for Well, OK, so actually, if you're going to host a party in general, let's talk about this for a second.
Speaker3: Well, okay, so actually, if you think about it, there's one guy in this town, single male, that keeps putting that he's having a party, and he would like couples, singles, whatever, to come. No one knows who the hell he is.
Speaker2: That's right.
Speaker1: And everybody's like, who is this guy? I'm'm like obviously a single male that wants to host parties um but no one wants no i don't believe anybody's gone i don't know for a fact no yeah so the the uh yeah there's no one has gone in fact we've had people get a hold of us to try to, what do we know about him? Yeah. And here's the thing. The guy might be a really nice guy. But if you're not known, then people are not just going to randomly go to your house. They're just not going to do that. And now, because he's been plugging it so hard, he is just pushing party. Like every weekend. Yeah, versus going to meet greets and getting him and introducing himself now he's just coming across as a weird fucking creeper and and what he's happening is now guess who's not getting any invites into the parties weird weird imagine that yeah all right so there you go if you're a single male keep the faith keep housing parties to get yourself known but we're covering a lot of stuff fast today i don't know we're gonna switch gears i'm not gonna ask a question i don't want to ask a question i don't want to answer any more questions that look is awesome here's what i want to know it's summertime and miss amanda see we need to know more about us what is your favorite favorite thing that you've ever done at a party since we've been in a lifestyle it doesn't have to be sexual maybe you tried a great dip or something i don't know what's the favorite thing what's the favorite what's, if you, top, top ten, you know, you're like, you're, one of your top five things that you've done at a party, since we've been in Lifestyle.
Speaker3: Holy crap, seriously?
Speaker2: Yeah. Top ten?
Speaker3: Like, I've done so much at parties.
Speaker1: No, just, I mean, pick ones. One thing in your top, top ten or top five things, you go, that was memorable as fuck. And I was all in. And that was fun.
Speaker3: Oh, geez. top five things you go that was memorable as fuck and i was all in that was fun oh geez i'm usually known as the first one naked uh-huh yeah you are usually the first one naked no there's one person in iowa that beats me and that's okay that's true yeah okay okay so being the first one naked okay so the bomb pops you've had that we've had i won't forget it it wasn't my favorite it was the bomb pops were fun though but let's let's face it you're getting fucked by a bomb pop and then a guy or person licks you to warm it up that's true and and where you don't like the cold but you know the highlight of that was it was trampoline it was on the trampoline trampoline sex has to be one of my top 10 the first time i had sex on at again it was at a bone sack party the first time i had sex on a trampoline outside that was that was a lot of fun that that was definitely a top 10 i thought i'd fucked a lot of places till i fucked on a trampoline under the stars but you're really you're really aware of where the spring things are oh yeah because you you don't want to get a pecker caught in the spring that's kind of weird why no well that and learn how to fuck with other couples on there fucking on a tamperling with six or seven other couples is totally different than fucking on a bed you think the whole thing's bouncing well that's just it you're trying to get this multiple rhythm and there's always some jackass right in the middle who's totally throwing the whole thing off they go into like you're just starting and they go into jackrabbit mode and so everybody else is like a cartoon thing like bouncing across the fucking trampoline and stuff so you got to get everybody's got to get in sync it's kind of like synchronized fucking we should have an actual event like that that'd be pretty good yeah i'm in on that i'll make a note of that somewhere okay so so you're gonna say what are you gonna say top top five top number one thing you remember is it trampoline sex um well yeah trampoline sex um well i don't know if his favorite things do just memorable be, you know, having to be a newbie at a party and having to suck a pie off somebody's dick. Okay. You're a newbie. And it was cold. Yeah. It was cold and rainy. That's right. But you jumped right up there. Well, I didn't hesitate. No. And you had not been drinking. No drinking no no you were not shy at all you went right up there and and did that now having having been with the guy that has fucked the pie at one time that is that is a degree of intimidation like like none other you think that you're a dude yeah you know what you stand in front of 100 and 150 people and whip your dick out and try to fuck a it ain't gonna get hard i don't care how many fucking pills you've taken it just doesn't get hard because you're just embarrassed as i was sitting there you're just fucking this pie and you're like okay and then when the flowers come up you're like thank god yeah the girl melee the girl melee oh the girl melee oh yeah at the one hotel party. Oh, yeah, that's a top. Who started it? And our fearless leader, man. And see people say that I'm the wild one. If you notice, most of our best stories at parties start with you leading the charge. It's true. It does. You're really more adventurous. You you are here's the deal everybody goes you're the shy one but you're really the one that's more adventurous you do you do it every single time because you're the one that like you everybody you start getting you're like come on everybody and then everybody just automatically follows you you're like a a short fight piper. Yeah, everybody follows me.
Speaker1: It's a ton of fun.
Speaker2: It's a man.
Speaker3: What could go wrong?
Speaker1: What could possibly go wrong with this? All right, so I've got homework for all of our listeners. And this is what we want. We want people to email in to us one of what they'd consider their top five, one of their top five things that have happened at a party hotel party whatever that's what we want and then we'll read them on the air we can have a whole we'll do a whole show of people's stories and their top their top most memorable things that have happened to them okay i think that would be fun so here's what we want you to do send us your email send us your email to crazy.caz that's k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com and make sure you send us any other questions but also send us your stories that's gonna be the thing we want to hear your stories uh that are uh about different things that happen at parties and events whatever it's gonna be great all right i. All right, I also want to take a quick second here now. We want to thank our sponsors again for the show. We want to thank Swingtowns.com. Register today for free. That's www.SwingTowns.com. Make sure you put that you referred by us at Crazy truth and we also want to thank the american dream always one hell of a party 7402 f street in omaha nebraska uh we appreciate all the way through and don't forget to follow us on we've got to get ready here we go we got a whole list of them make sure you follow us on youtube uh at our casbah channel you can also be a part of our Facebook page which is crazy truth okay k-r-a-z-y truth uh you can follow us on twitter that would be at truth crazy i really got to figure out how to change that uh you can also find us on instagram uh we are crazy underscore casbah on instagram you can also take and if you like what we're talking about you like our shows uh and you want to help support us feel free to become a patron you can actually go to our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy kazba again that's Capital K-R-A-Z-Y, capital K-A-S-B-H. With that, doing it the only way. I can't even do it right today. Doing it the only way I know how. The only way I want to. Kazba style.
Speaker2: Out.
Speaker3: Oh, my. I totally forgot.