Krazy Truth #1 Raw and Uncut

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. I'm sorry. Let's try that again. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers.

Welcome to the very podcast of crazy truth that's right a show by the listeners for the listeners we are so excited to be getting everything kicked off and getting rolling obviously you've got me here hi i'm cole you've got the lovely lovely miss amanda hi hey look at that she jumped right in around on cue that's awesome uh so we are ready to roll we're excited to get a chance to answer all of your questions obviously we're gonna at we're gonna answer questions about the lifestyle about relationships pretty much whatever the hell you want to talk about hey there's our lovely friend ace uh who sometimes comes and visits with us as well here in the world famous casamous CASBA Studios.

So most of you might have recognized or seen that before. So tonight, this is historic. Don't you agree it's historic, Miss Amanda? It is. And why is it historic, Miss Amanda? Why is it historic? That's it. Deep down the microphone. Go like a girl. You go.

go do you know why it's historic i hate it when you ask me questions i know that that's what makes this fun bless you that's right no it's squared it's historic it's historic because we're we're boldly going in a whole new area and direction with our podcasts so we're taking this to we're we're reaching the masses now and that's pretty damn exciting whenever we reach the masses and go out there and talk to everybody all the way around so uh we want to do a huge shout out right now to we'll take this opportunity to shout out to our technical crew that is so patiently working with us as we newly embark on recording things other than Thank you.

We'll take this opportunity to shout out to our technical crew that is so patiently working with us as we newly embark on recording things other than use of a cell phone like so many of you have seen. So we're actually using microphones and fancy equipment and stuff. It's pretty exciting, isn't it? It is. It is. That's what we're all about here. We're ready to roll along. So don't mind.

And i'm not touching things i'm not supposed i'm not supposed to be touching anything as we go as we go through with this so uh a little bit about us while we wait to start answering your questions and talking to all of you out there so someone asks questions yeah so somebody asks questions we want to hear your questions please but a little bit about us we've been in lifestyle about eight years now we have done it all seen it all probably not Thank you. Ask some questions. Yeah, so somebody ask questions. We want to hear your questions, please. But a little bit about us.

We've been in Lifestyle about eight years now. We have done it all, seen it all. Probably not, maybe. Oh, no. There's a lot of stuff we haven't seen. A lot of stuff we haven't done. But we haven't. Okay. So maybe we can make a list also of things that we need to do as well. That would always be a fun time also, so that we can take and make a list of things that we need to do. We're going to learn some stuff as we do this podcast. Are you sure you want to do everything? No, not really.

Actually, I'm not sure at all, but in case, you know, somebody might come up with some really good ideas for us as we go along. So we're already starting to get some folks that are saying saying hi and we're excited to see you guys all that are that are on our live tonight as well yeah i know my tech guy is getting frustrated with me because obviously we're reaching out multiple ways here obviously with our podcast we also have a huge website as well uh that is a lifestyle website so we're reaching out to everybody out in in the world today anyways, we've been around for 12 years of 12 years.

No, we haven't been around for eight years.

We've been around for eight years now and we are, we're not, you know, the most experienced couple in the world, but we're definitely no newbies and we're all about trying to help people out and get their feedback for all the cool things that you can do in the lifestyle and answer questions because we know new people have lots and lots of questions wouldn't you agree with that miss amanda i think so do you have any questions you know we never ask each other questions the look i'm getting right now is absolutely priceless that's right i'm getting that that classic that wife stare after 26 years i know that that look really really well well actually i'm trying to come up with things that will totally throw you off perfect we can do that that will make it super easy okay so we have a question from jim what is the best way to introduce yourself to other couples you're interested in in meeting after seeing them in this case on the casbah facebook page that is an awesome question jim here's the big thing when it comes down to actually meeting other people and and walking up step one is really don't be afraid hey you know what you have to remember everybody that is on our page or any page for that matter, that's in the lifestyle, when they're at an event, they're there for the same reason you are.

They're there to meet new people. What they want to do is they don't want to just stand and look at each other from across the room. They actually want to talk to you.

So what it takes is somebody has to be the first one to make that move and that's you know if you're the one if you're really interested take the big leap of faith in the step walk across the room walk up and it's real simple just say hi hi i'm jim you are and go from there it's all about communication that's the way that's the way everybody wants once someone feels comfortable and that ice is broken don't worry about having a big pre-planned place of where to take things it's going to go there all on its own or have a couple of drinks that'll make it easy okay yeah so let me rephrase that the way it first starts is have a shot, take a shot first.

Once you've had a shot, then go up and, and say, hi, uh, the worst thing you can do. And we see it all the time at events is you see two people or two couples and they're, they keep looking at each other across the room and then they're like checking their phones, looking at profiles. Is that, is that really him?

you sure wait i don't know maybe and they spend hours looking at each other across the room and no one goes ahead and takes the first step and goes walks up and says hi or they wait until they've had lots of shots and then they walk up and they're like yeah hi you you totally want to say something there don't you miss amanda but i well i was i was waiting i was being polite only because people can see you the thing is is that some people i hell half the time i don't know when people have when they're if you're supposed to know who they are okay so yeah that's a that is an excellent an excellent point okay so guys because this happens a lot to us uh i will forget to communicate and tell miss amanda that there's this couple that's going to be at this event that we want to talk to so you got to make sure that you communicate that and you let you let your significant other know hey here's a couple show them the pictures ahead of time this way you both know what they look like it kind of helps to make sure everybody spots everybody and this way everybody's comfortable before that awkward moment of walking up and meeting and and your significant other goes 9- goes, 9-1-1, 9-1-1, abort, abort.

You want to make sure that you actually, everybody's on board before you start with that. Oh, hey. So, you know, I don't know if this is a question or not.

Winky puts out to us that sometimes plans go absolutely awry and just kind of live off to your plans okay that's true sometimes it's good to not look it's a meet and greet it's not like a mission impossible situation okay so sometimes it's okay to have the whole plan b let's just go have fun and see where the chips land shall we yes because when you do it that way uh you know what you'll never be disappointed if you don't have a plan of attack and it fails there's nothing to fail if you don't have a plan if attack and it fails. There's nothing to fail if you don't have a plan.

If you're just going to meet whoever. So now, let me preface that. You probably should still have some sort of a code word out there just in case, you know, your idea of the perfect couple and your significant other's idea of the perfect couple doesn't work out. That goes to Allison's question. Oh, excellent. Which is perfect. What signals work well to tell your partner it's a no-go? Cole has this thing about flicking his nose. It's from this thing. He's never remembered to use it. So you're supposed to let go of what? Ours is just a stare of, huh?

Or I give a pouty face like behind somebody's back. Hey, you have, you know, that is not all that you've done. Oh, is it? You have also went to the bathroom and text me 911 911. Oh, I said more than that. So, okay. Yeah. So it is. I think it was more of, oh, hell no. Yeah. Make sure you have your phone on because otherwise shit goes really south really fast if you don't.

was funny but you should always take and have you should always take and have some sort of plan or some sort of communication so that people know or not so everybody knows don't make it obvious don't be like don't be like jumping around going hey look there's miss amanda you know it's funny on you're currently making signals so it looks like you're you know doing doing catches and stuff don't make it like a third base sign like you're going in for a slide so you have to do a huge dance routine with it don't do that just try to make it uh pretty subtle but make sure you both know what it's what it's gonna be in the very beginning all right so oh hey yeah now we're now we're we're getting snacks this is what's awesome this is going to be the greatest series of podcasts ever i can already tell all right so this is the question this is a question that we get all the time okay and And I love this question.

I love this question. What if, what if, after you started chatting, then all of a sudden you're like, mmm, bad? Because obviously, hopefully, in a perfect world, you're somewhat in tune to your significant other.

so you can start to see when they're going oh fuck i need to get the fuck out of dodge but if you're not what's a good signal to let somebody know that maybe uh hey we we need to we need to go i can't stress it enough the best and most important thing you need to always do it's a great time to try to get your significant other away from the people you're sitting there talking with because here's the deal uh if you turn and do this huge like you know big eye thing right in front of the people they're probably gonna know that like this is going south so you might want to try to make it a little more a little more subtle a little more subtle than that uh all the way through so that's just some of our feedback uh you need something closer to your head no i need better glasses that's what i that's what i need okay so uh alex she put a great comment out there one of the best things to do is always go and have fun don't expect to to always hook up with a couple and don't lower your standards just to get laid you know what that is that is really really true here's the deal okay it is sport fucking that is what it's all about it's sport fucking it's supposed to be about fun but taking one for the team is not the way to go okay i promise you nothing will make nothing will make for a worse ride home after hooking up than when one of you has taken one for the team so just have fun communicate make sure you and your your significant other or your play partner has a plan of attack and knows what's going on a little bit so okay so gary he just asked us uh what's a good way to get over the fear of rejection all right here's one thing i want everybody to keep in mind.

Remember in the lifestyle, most of us have been out of the quote-unquote dating scene for years, for a long, long time, but we all remember what that fear of when somebody comes up and goes, turns you you down and so it's really hard to overcome that guys the biggest key with this is to remember you know what you're doing this for fun your your whole life does not revolve around whether or not it's not like in high school where you know it could mean going to prom or not going to prom it's a different ball game so the thing is is take a chance go up and ask now for other folks for other folks out there if you're the one that has somebody coming up and asking you or talking to you remember it sucks to have somebody shoot you down so there's nothing wrong with politely saying i'm not interested or just chatting with them there's nothing wrong with saying you're not interested but don't be a dick don't be a douche don't be a twa waffle twa waffle waffly waffly twat whatever don't be an asshole so you know remember that hey just because you're friends with people doesn't mean or nice people doesn't mean that you have to take and fuck them it's really weird how that works in this whole thing it's not required uh but just you know be cool with each other that's what it that's what it's all about that was a really good question it was i like that i will agree i don't know if I answered it worth a shit, but I like that question.

Would you answer it differently, or does that sound good? As a woman, would it be different? I love putting you on the spot like that. Because that means I wasn't completely listening to you. Hey, there's a shock.

amanda was only partially listening that's all right she's following that's all right no worries that's all that's all good that's all good what i love what i love about our feed the way we have this setup is that people can still say hi and stuff and that's awesome that's what we like to hear so okay so why why we're why we have this interlude why we why we have this interlude see here's the thing so you all know i'm new at this so i'm learning on the mic on the mic levels so anyways do you what other questions what was one of your questions that you wish somebody would have answered for us when we first got in the lifestyle like can you think of any was there anything i mean i know we we didn't know whether or not we thought the first meet and greet we went to we didn't know if it was like are we talking meet and greet or the first couple first anything well the first couple we didn't know what the hell was going on shockeroo so what is this oh five hours of talking awesome Well, the first couple, we didn't know what the hell was going on.

Shockeroo. So what is this? Oh, five hours of talking. Awesome. Hey, you got at least to get drinks. You know what? They kept your wine glass full. I got one fucking beer. That was it. That was so he could get laid, which never happened anyway. So it's all good. Okay.

So since it's our first podcast, we can tell this story this story is fucking awesome and for those you've never heard this is awesome so the very first couple that we ever hooked up with i have to have a cigarette for this the very first couple we ever hooked up with i had begged and pleaded for years to get in a lifestyle and finally miss amanda said okay fair enough we'll try it you can find somebody we'll try it so i found this couple we didn't realize at the time that they weren't actually together they told us they were a couple they were actually two singles that played together women can sense that shit women can the guy that's begged for 20 years just so excited because we're gonna fuck somebody else this will be great so we had no idea what we're doing we met at their house and his house his house and they wanted to sit and chat with us and and talk to us about the lifestyle so for the next five hours five fucking hours i'm not exaggerating they are yapping at us about the lifestyle we covered everything you could possibly cover about the lifestyle and then some the whole time when we first got there would you like a glass of wine miss amanda was like sure they're like would you like something drink so i'll take a beer perfect that was the last time the wait staff came around for me the rest of the night they continued to make sure that miss amanda's glass was full she never got i didn't have that much i drank it slowly yeah but you never saw the bottom of the glass empty did you no no i saw the bottom of the beer can like 22 minutes into it and was parched the rest of the night so we're sitting there we finally all of a sudden after like five hours we're kind of getting tired by this point in time they all of a sudden disappear into the kitchen i will never never forget this.

And Ms. Mann and I are sitting on their couch just like, what the fuck's going on? What the hell? All of a sudden they come in and they go, well, we've decided. We'd like to hook up with you. Why don't you two go in the kitchen and talk amongst yourselves? We're like, what the hell?

So we go in the kitchen and our conversation went something like this so you want to fuck him or what and best man was like well i guess we've been here but she kind of had a slur because she's got a little drunk it's like yeah sure okay our conversation took like 30 seconds if that so we come out we go well we decided yeah we we want to do this that dude moved so fucking fast you would have thought we were in a tornado next thing you know he's jumping up he's grabbed a blanket from behind the chair throwing it down on the floor putting porn on the tv she's jumped up to open the curtains because well he opened the curtains she turned off the lights and said well she's kind of a voyeur yeah and we're like we never discussed that shit turning off the lights and open up the curtains so you can play on the floor does not make you a voyeur yeah well little did we know so and and i mean it's like within we went from five hours of talking to 30 seconds it is down let's fuck kids we're ready to go so they start making out with each other well miss man i have no idea what to do we've never done this before so we're watching them and we're like we're trying to imitate we're like playing parrot we're like trying to make out because they're making out right so it's like okay well fuck man within like three minutes they went from making out she's sucking his dick amanda's trying to get my pants off because we're trying to do the same thing they're doing they're sucking dick and she's sucking that dick not they i yeah she was sucking it i hadn't hardly got my dick out i think amanda got one lick on the lollipop before all of a sudden they were already fucking i even whispered to amanda i'm like holy fuck they're already screwing i thought we fucking each other people.

And the next thing we know is we're trying to keep up. It was horrible. And I was thirsty because I still had only had one beer. And they have fucked. And I got nervous because I'd been waiting 20 years for this. So I'm like, oh, my God, what the hell is going on? And it's a whirlwind. And Amanda was finally the one that turned and she said, aren't we supposed to be fucking each other? Like, weren't we going to switch? They acted surprised. And we're like, what the fuck did we just spend five hours talking about? We have no idea.

We don't care to know that you're fucking what you do for a living and how long you've lived in the house. We're here to fuck. And that's when shit went south. You'd have thought that was the worst part. Nope, not even fucking close. So in the melee, here's a side note, kids. That whole taking one for the team, that doesn't fucking work. She was a nice lady.

I was not attracted to her in any way shape or form i wasn't attracted to him either we weren't attracted to anybody but i'd waited 20 years and i wasn't gonna say shit this is why one big chance and the next thing we know miss amanda and the guy they're in the middle of the floor mind you this is our first time so i'm trying to watch everything that's going on and this chick attacks and it is totally like animals gone wild because she attacked me like a fucking bear and i'm just kind of like in shell shock a little bit and for the first time in my my life my dick did not want to get hard it was as scared as i was it was absolutely turtled in a half you know i know that when a woman touches your penis it should get hard but you know what when someone takes a hold of your penis and acts like they're trying to start a lawnmower I don't know.

I don is taking and she is pulling and yanking and yanking. And she's saying, I'm sure it'll get up, yank and yank. And it's starting to hurt.

And we're kind of, Amanda and the guy are in the middle of the the floor and we literally are like wrestling i i didn't know if you'd done anything or not i was getting mauled i didn't do anything with them we are literally me and this woman are literally like going around wrestling in a circle around miss amanda and this guy and she's yanking on my dick and she tries to suck on it it was like a blender no one told her no teeth so between trying to rip it off of my body and trying to gnaw it off it wasn't getting hard I know that's hard to believe and I was scared and and my knees are starting to hurt and to make it worse I found the one other thing that will guarantee you not to get a hard-on when you need to.

Have the woman start talking to you like your mother. Oh, patting me on the back. Oh, it's okay. How can I help you? Quit talking like my goddamn mom. And quit trying to rip my dick off.

god oh that was so funny needless to say i'm still dealing with the you know the first time you watch your your wife have sex with somebody else it's like that's hot but that's my old lady but it's hot and you know she sneezes it's like you never sneeze when we fuck what the hell so i'm trying to deal with that i can't believe my dick hasn't worked it hurts it's my knees are sore finally we stop thank god and i go out to have a cigarette and the guy comes out and goes oh don't worry It happens to a lot of people on their first time. This had nothing to do with it being my first time.

She tried to rip my penis directly off my body. So when we finally left, the whole sex part or whatever lasted, what, Amanda, 40 minutes? It seemed like an eternity for me. I don't think it was. Well, it might have been 30 minutes.

We minutes we didn't leave till 3 in the morning but remind you we've been there for five hours talking first we get in the car and this is that moment of truth i turned to amanda and i said or amanda's turned to me and she said so what did you think now i was at a crossroads after 20 years of begging and pleading for the opportunity to swing this will be so hot i had to look at her and it's like i lied right through my fucking teeth i'm like it was really good what did you think of it and she goes that was fucking erotic i said it was erotic as hell that's right that was just watching them have sex because we didn't do anything no and and away our journey went it wasn't until what maybe two years ago i actually admitted to amanda that if she would have said i think it was last year she goes if that was if she would have said that's horrible i to do it again, I would have been totally okay with that.

The follow-up to that story is, literally the next morning I woke up, both of my knees had massive rug burns on them that would not heal for two fucking weeks. Two weeks in my ass. It was like a month. And they kept texting us going, it was awesome, it was awesome. And we're like, eh. And then I made the ultimate mistake. My pride kicked in.

And I i'm like god damn it i am gonna fuck this woman and it is gonna work so we set up to do it again uh let me tell you fyi kids for everybody listening don't do that uh i'll give her credit she found out that i was into batman so she did go buy some granny panties but they had batman on them still didn't make me hard uh we went over after i got done officiating a wedding because i'm an officiant also uh and again uh i i was allowed one drink i did bring a flask this time i was prepared for these fuckers you were. And the show started again, much like it had before, only much quicker.

Only to have that, ironically enough, my dick still wasn't going to work with her. Again, she tried to yank it off. And all of a sudden, she just stopped. Amanda and the guy, they're fucking in the middle of the floor. Maybe we should have been in the middle of the floor. Maybe that was the problem. I don't know. And she just jumps up and runs out of the room. And I'm just standing there naked with a half, with a flaccid penis, just standing there. And Amanda looks back while she's getting fucked. This should tell you how good, how big this guy was.

While she's getting fucked, going, is everything okay? We're like having a conversation. And this guy, and this guy he doesn't even care i'm like yeah i think it's all good she came back in and she goes okay i think i'm ready to try this again and she gave me like two yanks if she just gave me one second before she started them all she might have had a chance but it didn't go hard again because my penis was scared and it wanted to run away for safety. And she burst into tears and jumps up and runs out of the room. So now there's some really shitty porn playing on the TV.

She's in the kitchen crying. I can hear her. I'm out of booze in my flask a man and the guy are finishing up and a man looks over again goes what's going on i said i have no fucking idea no and the guy didn't even care didn't even notice the guy wasn't screaming out of the room hint they weren't a couple they weren't a couple and so we followed it directly up with we went out to have a a cigarette. When we came back in, she started to put her clothes on. And the guy's like, what are you doing? She goes, I can't do this. I can't do this. I'm so sorry.

He's like, no, no, I'm sure he'll get it up the next time. I'm just giving him a chance. And I'm like, you know what? Yeah, we're gone. Peace out. So there you go. There's Cole and Amanda's first time swinging story. It makes my penis hurt even telling that story. You know what? It really does. Fucker's stretchable, but not like Mr. Armstrong's stretchable fucking off my body. It was horrible. Yeah, so if you guys have stories like that, let us know. But, oh, hey, we've got another question.

You've got a couple we got it okay well tell me some questions there was one about um okay what was left on your bucket list list what's left on your bucket list and then there's wanting to host a house party how do you pick the right couples okay we're gonna take those north so that the house party was the first one the house party was the first one okay who was party was the first one. Okay. Who was our... Which name do I use? Use whichever one. Well, I know her real name, but she had to use a different profile. Lisa. Okay. All right, Lisa. Thanks for listening.

Thanks for giving us a question. Okay. When it comes to picking your house party, you're all ready to open your house up. I'll see you, okay?

First of all, whoever you've decided, whoever you're going to invite keep the guest list published for the people to tell because what you want to avoid is you want to make sure that you don't have if couple a you get along with couple a and you get along with couple b but couple a and b they hate each other give people the opportunity to be able to make a nice easy exit or a decline if they'd like to but the key with picking the right couples for a house party make sure that all the couples involved are into similar things okay because look if you have one couple that is brand new and this is their first time swinging and you have another couple that's going to bring in like whips and chains and and you know all kinds of like pussy dream catcher devices and shit you're going to scare the hell out of people okay so you want to make sure that everybody's kind of in the same thing the other big thing i recommend is don't start too big although it's it's hot as fuck to have 20 couples going at it, if it's your first adventure...

Now, the one with the first one we went to that had, what, six? Mm-hmm. That was a good size. Well, it was a good size. Six couples, right? Nine couples. Six couples, nine couples. Nine couples. I don't really remember. Let's say eight.

We didn't necessarily necessarily there was one couple i did not like but i stayed away from them there was it was the right amount they showed up way late and so we just stayed away from them there was the right amount of couples that you could easily get as much dick or pussy that you wanted without having to feel obligated to share with other people uh so the thing is is that's a really good starting point you start jumping up to 20 25 couples man that turns into a party and then a big party and that kind of gets can get kind of waylaid and kind of kind of big and and out of control pretty pretty quick you need to be a little experienced with that i hope that hope, hope that helps a little bit, but you know what, here's the thing.

It is your party. Don't ever forget it's your party. So make sure that you invite people that you want to have sex with, uh, because that's always a big key. Just saying. All right. So the next one on there was what is, what is left on my bucket list?

Wow you know i i i don't i don't know that i do i mean when we first got in the lifestyle i had the i had the i'll call it the starter kit bucket list okay that's what i'm gonna call it the starter bucket list that had things like you know uh two female you know male male or not that female male female threesome want to see two girls eat it eat each other out i mean we had all the things look when you first go to your first time you first get into the parties and stuff what ends up happening is that you take and you take and uh you're amazed whatever you see i mean you know you see somebody you see somebody giving a blow getting a blow down you're like whoa that is the coolest thing ever uh after eight years into it you're like oh yeah she's sucking his dick you know that's pretty cool um some bucket list things i've crossed some of them off uh a sex swing that was that was one that was on the bucket list uh sometime we'll have to share that story that would be a good one uh sex outside did that i you know i don't know i'm sure there's some some new kink stuff that i have not thought of yet so you know feel free to email in if you have suggestions or or whatnot and send pictures send pictures and we can see what you're out.

What's on your bucket list there, Miss Amanda? I don't have a bucket list. Blowjobs in parking lots? Yes, no, maybe? Just let it drop. God. Just throwing it out there. All right, so yeah, so we don't have as many anymore. I hope that helps. Oh, hey, here here we go from our good friend todd uh todd writes in and he asks how do you get cum stains out of leather well todd the best thing to do is plan ahead number one okay if you're jacking off that's why you should have a towel there ready for yourself. No, I'm just kidding. What you need to do is obviously plan ahead.

Seriously, though, put a sheet down, and it'll make it easier. But remember, cum will make the leather soft and supple and last longer. Does it leave stains? Depends what color it is. The cum? Or the couch?

if you're someone you're playing with is not coming white you might recommend that they have a doctor just hypothetically throwing that out there for you all to take into mind uh and hey for all you ladies if you're a squirter and you know you're a squirter and you're going to somebody's house party and they don't know you're a squirter, and you're going to somebody's house party, and they don't know you're a squirter, bring appropriate supplies with you. How about when you're at a hotel party and they use your room? Put fucking towels down on the bed. That was disgusting.

Yeah, hey, here's the deal.

If you're at a hotel party, and somebody's letting you use their room, and there's two beds in their room one's their sleeping bed one's their fucking bed don't squirt in their sleeping bed that is it's bad enough sleeping in your own wet spot let alone having to sleep in somebody else's that you weren't even a part of or part of making just just throwing that out there okay so we're having we're having some questions uh about what exactly is a pussy dream catcher okay so the pussy dream catcher we had the honor nay the privilege of going to a big show in minneapolis uh about a month month and a half ago and it was a show that was primarily bdsm uh type things and there were also new swingers there there were some things that were kind of a shock factor uh and we we had folks with us that are that are much more knowledgeable on the bdsm than miss amanda and i are and the booth's right behind ours god i wish we would have taken a picture i picture.

I wish we would have bought one. Just, just. No, you can make one. Just for the picture to show people, because no one believes this. So, everybody, take a moment. Put on your thinking caps. And imagine. This is like Sesame Street for adults. Imagine, if you will, a pussy. Now, now take the lips it probably has a different name than dream than pussycatcher oh it probably i thought you were gonna say pussy has to be a vagina but no you're right yeah it probably does now take said vagina lips take and put about four hooks on each they weren't. They were clothespins. Oh, yeah, clothespins.

Take four clothespins on each set of lips and then spread it wide open, and it's got a circle around it. You called it, what, alien? It looked like alien. It looked like alien or like Predator when he takes his mask off and his teeth and stuff. Look, here's the deal. If you are brave enough to stick your dick in anything that has that sort of contraption around it, you are a better man than I am. Because if that snaps close, you are losing your penis. You are losing your penis.

There was a gal there, super nice gal uh she's very much in the lifestyle and she even said into the bdsm lifestyle and even she said it scared her that's saying something it was more frightening they had pictures of it yeah right and no what was more frightening was i saw at least three people buy them oh really uh yeah they were there so you know what no king shaming hey whatever you're into uh you know it's whatever whatever works i just gotta look from the sound guy it's because you smacked the table i did i did okay so we have we have a question of is there a schedule for the podcast that we're gonna be the podcast will be going out once a week we will be releasing when the podcasts are going out we'll be advertising that all over obviously for those of you that don't know we do have a large facebook page that we'll be advertising on and other places as well so we will make sure we get that out but we'll have these open so people can always call in because it's a great way so the first week of june right what once a week yeah that we once a week see this is why we have good technical people they keep us on on task when she's when she's okay how are we doing over there fine this is kind of fun right we're helping people look at us help people one one story at a time you're just entertainment god oh nothing beats that first story good god i don't know the fact that the follow-up story was right after i left a wedding right after i officiated a wedding see i kind of have that thing we do that a lot you're gonna find as you listen up to our podcast lots of our stories could include right after i officiated a wedding because there's nothing quite like going and talking to a couple in front of their family and friends and in a church and about the sanctity of marriage and to forsake all others and then headed off somewhere to go have sex with random couples i can't even say that shit with a straight face we haven't done that for a while no no we haven't i haven't officiated a wedding for a while i mean we've had sex with other couples but i mean we haven't done that as much as we like it's it's not easy that's okay that's all good uh let's see what other what else do you what else do you want to say?

I'm doing all the talking. That's weird. It's your show. I'm just the background. I'm a peanut gallery. Everybody's. I need peanuts to throw at you. It's my world. Everybody else is just living in it. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, pretty much. No, don't let her fool you. Ooh, we'll need to edit that out. Don't let her fool you. Ooh, we'll need to edit that out. Don't let her fool you. But Miss Amanda is a key to this whole thing. So she's actually the pretty part of us. This is what's great about podcasts. They can't see me. They can't see me either. No, but you sound sexy.

You sound sexier than i do i think okay maybe i'll go with it god oh all right so it's empty okay perfect one of the things we always have to do here i answer questions better when i'm smoking it helps me stay focused as well maybe There we go.

go I like this, it's like a little For future shows too I want to take this opportunity to give a huge shout out here For future shows And say If you have questions, you have questions for us Tonight obviously it's been primarily about the lifestyle We are open to answer Any questions that you want Relationship questions, I don't i don't care you want to talk i don't get i don't give a fuck what you want to talk about i i have opinions on almost everything you have opinions i have opinions hard hard knowledge opinions and i truly actually believe that people want to hear what the hell i have to say a lot of them do they can't stop me on this that's what's so awesome so you know we'll we'll answer stuff about anything uh whether it's lifestyle or not and obviously lifestyle all the way through okay all right so so again the technical i'm sorry got me some sucker the technical guy just tell me we are 50 we're going to 50 we're going to 50 okay so the technical guys helping me out here again first first podcast so we're still learning i'd go all night long if they'd let me we do a 10 hour fucking podcast podcast.

So we're closing up here in about the last, oh, I don't know, I'd say probably five minutes or so. So feel free to get your questions in to us, and we will happily answer any questions for you or tell you a lovely antidote, whatever works, whatever works. Anticdote. Anticdote. See, not only is he my technical guy, he's also my speech coach, so it works out pretty good. Is there anything that I've missed that I should tell people? About us or anything else? Probably. Maybe. So.

what's something you wish somebody would have told you when you started oh boy the biggest thing that i really wish someone would have told me when i was absolutely when i when we were we were gonna do this and when i was so adamant about pushing and begging to do this, I can't stress it enough. Look, as hot as, as the lifestyle is, and it is, it's hot.

Um, you cannot mentally prepare yourself for how, what all you're going to feel the first time you guys hook up as a couple you're just not because here's the deal everybody thinks that it's like you know the pizza guy rings the doorbell and next thing you know and he's hot and everybody's hot and it's sexy and it's all this no that's not the way it works and the reality is is in your mind you've pictured a million fucking times how hot it is going to be when you're to watch your wife have sex with somebody else and then it happens and then the first thing that starts happening is like i use the example of she sneezes and you go she never fucking sneezes when we when we have sex what the hell or she makes some weird noise or she moves a little bit different or maybe the guy's dick is a little bit bigger than yours and all of a sudden you are going to deal with self-doubt i wish someone would have said you're going to have self you're going to have times it's it's going to be hot but it's going to be different and oh my God, if you don't fucking communicate, if you don't talk and say, hey, that was okay, or why did you do this?

How many times did I ask you questions, man? Why did you make this sound? I mean, did you hear that more than once? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You know, you have to ask, because if you don't ask those questions, what happens is it will sit there and gnaw at you in the back of your mind. And we have seen through the years, we have seen couples that have went through this and those type of couples. And if you don't communicate, you become victims of the lifestyle or you don't ever go back again at all. So the communication and just the fact that it's going to be hot, but be prepared.

I really wish that somebody would have been able to tell us that part of it. And I wish somebody also would have mentioned the fact that, you know what, we figured it out on our own.

When we go hook up with another couple, the very first thing we do when we come back, we have some of the greatest sex ever i call it marking my territory amanda won't let me pee on her so we just fucking said uh it's i call it marking my territory and and she does the same thing and so you reconnect as to what's really what's really important what is it all about okay yeah fucking that person was awesome because it was different and it was it was strange it was a strange pussy it was strange dick it was new I don't know.

what's really important what is it all about okay yeah fucking that person was awesome because it was different and it was it was strange it was a strange pussy was strange dick it was new but you don't it's not the same as when you come back and you fuck together and and uh i gotta tell you that's gonna be like my my it's because we're we're running out of time but that's the biggest thing i want to stress to everybody out there. Listen, look, don't forget why you're in the lifestyle. You're in the lifestyle for fun. It's not a replacement.

And, and the thing is, is that man, when you come home after that, talk about it, communicate with each other, talk about all the good parts. Talk about all the bad parts. Reconnect. If your way to reconnect is to pee on each other, whatever. But have sex or have a date night or whatever it is you need to do. But don't ever lose being grounded at home. Because if you do, then it just won't be as much fun. So there you go. How was that?

do you love me more all right kids so here's the deal uh we love y'all we appreciate you so much for listening to our podcast you know what again check us out we're going to be here every single week you're going to be able to tune in we'll answer your questions we'll talk to you about we'll give you our opinions our views whether you like them or whether you don't and so I'll see you our opinions our views whether you like them or whether you don't and so well it's starting and these are going to be starting june the first week of june these will be out uh so we'll be recording uh again we can't wait to hear more of your questions and oh yeah so i need to give you my email first day we need to have signs actually you need to make signs okay so our email I don't know.

and oh yeah so i need to give you my email first day we need to have signs actually you need to make signs okay so our email uh is crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com again crazy with a k casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com. Send us your emails with all your questions. Uh, we'll read them on the air. We will, um, if you don't want your name, put anonymous, otherwise we're going to say your first name and, uh, yeah, we look forward to hearing it from all of you. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

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listen to our podcasts and for call-ins because the next show we are going to be taking live call-ins you'll be able to call into crazy casbah so until next week i'm going to continue to do it the only way i know how and the only way i want to casbah style out night y'all