WOW - I'm a swinger!

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donnalyn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. I'm here once again with my wonderful husband. I was waiting for your reaction to that before he said anything. You're going to bash me right off the start? Nope. No, I'm very nice to you tonight. It's only because I had a very nice afternoon. Yes, you did. Am I allowed to talk about it for a second?

No, people don't want to hear about your sexual encounter today okay not that kind of podcast oh i'm sorry oh my god i'm so sorry we're here talking recipes oh fuck i'm on the wrong fucking podcast again you're talking cheese take not cream pies good point well i'm definitely i do not have a cheesecake i had a cream pie so i'll just i'll just to the other podcast where I can have more fun. Do you want to talk about that up front or do we want to talk about – this will be our last live show? Yes, yes. This will be our last one. So let's talk about that first. Sure, we can talk about that first.

Then we'll get into my cream pie because I think I'm still – Dripping? Dripping. Can I put it that way? You can. You just did, I think. Yeah think i'm still dripping dripping can i put it that way you can you just did i think yeah i'm still oozing well first of all we want to thank everyone for all the listeners and you guys are all great and um we really really appreciate all the uh emails and the listeners and we're not we're not quitting That's not what we're saying. No, we're just not doing it live. Yeah, it's fine.

Again, it's a tough thing trying to do a live show in a sense of everyone's schedule is different. So we tried doing this originally on a Saturday night. Again, that's a night a lot, especially swingers, are out at events and stuff like that, so they're not sure you're going to listen. So we decided, again, our schedule is tough during the week, so doing a live show during the week, and people go to work the next day or whatever, it's tough. And so Sunday night seemed to have been the best night. And, you know, so we scheduled it and trying to mostly cater, I guess, to the United States.

And we have listeners around the world, which we're grateful for. Mr. Bale, how are you, sir? And so, again, it's East Coast time. It's 9 o'clock here, so it means West Coast time. It's 6 o'clock.

that's not too early yeah it's a tough thing and so obviously um 99 of our listeners who are 99.9 probably you guys all download it and that's fine we're happy with that we have no problem with that um so we're just decided you know it's like okay instead of trying to make special arrangements we can actually do more with the show if we're just decided, you know, it's like, okay, instead of trying to make special arrangements, we can actually do more with the show. If we're not locked into, we have to be here at a certain time.

Um, like there's some people up the road here a little bit, people who have the house party, we'd love to go do a podcast with them and record that. Um, but to go do that with them during the day on a Sunday, um, we wouldn't be back, we'd be back in time probably to do the live show as an example. Um, and, uh, the other thing we're going to do to try to make things a little special, um, is we put out a lot of time and a lot of effort for the show. And, uh, again again we know you guys all appreciate it.

We have started it's not really populated yet so I'm not going to urge you to try to do it yet unless you want to. We started a Patreon account and what we're going to do is we're going to try to do one special podcast every week that will only be available on Patreon. So to hear those podcasts, you're still going to get the other podcasts during the week We'll be stop that. But for, you know, we're looking for people to, you know, throw us $5 a month, not a show a month. And you'll get, you know, some four, hopefully four, maybe more hot shows a month.

Um, and you'll get, um, you know, some, uh, for hopefully four, maybe more hot shows a month. I mean, really hot. Yeah. These are the really hot shows. Yeah. Like where Donna might be interviewing somebody or doing a toy review or some of the other things. Um, and if that's of interest, then we encourage you to, um, go to our hot wife podcast.com and you'll see there'll be a Patreon link in there. You can click on and go and sign up five hours a month. That's all.

Um, and you have access to that and, uh, there might be access to other things we're exploring at the moment, but for right now it does be some podcasts. Um, but, uh, podcasts but you know you still get you'll get at least two podcasts a week free still but there'll be one podcast that'll be available on Patreon you know try to make that the really super hot one yeah we want to give you a value for your contribution. We're not looking to get rich. We're just looking to help offset some of our costs. Equipment and new sparkly pink headphones that I have. Yeah, well, you know, you are the star.

Yeah, that's where you call me. Yeah, so that's not going to your face. So anyway, that's where we're headed. You don't have to do it yet. There'll be a thing. If you're a Patreon member, you'll get, you know, we're going to be doing some posts and pictures and stuff you'll get in a email and stuff. So you'll get some maybe behind the scenes stuff, maybe some little video things that won't be, we can't do adult content videos, but we can do little update videos and little, you know, personal videos.

And maybe with the Patreon members, we'll be able to do things where we schedule with some people, if you're interested, where we can schedule where you call in and be like a little one-on-one show with just you. And then we'll share it with the other Patreon members. Oh, that's kind of cool. Yeah, we're going to do some things, hopefully kick it up a couple notches and have some fun. So hopefully you'll be able to join us in the Patreon realm also. But we're still going to maintain the free podcast, a few. Oh, sure. And again, we still have Angelina doing her podcast.

and there's a chance that at one point Jennifer Ray had a few oh sure and again we still have angelina doing her podcast um and there's a chance that you know at one point jennifer ray had been here and seemed like she had backed out but now looks like she's starting possibly possibly to come forward so we might even have jennifer ray coming back and maybe um doing some shows with us or maybe even around we don't know we haven't talked to her about that yet. So I'm not going to sell something that we have no means of doing. So, but, so that's where we're headed with this.

So this is our last live broadcast. You still will get technically three podcasts a week from us. Oh yeah yeah, absolutely. And one a week from Andrew and Nicole. And hopefully that can, you know, and I'm still working on Mickey, trying to get her to come over and do a show. You just want her on the dark side. I know you do. How many people would love to have her really go to the dark side? Well, she's there. It's just about her coming more to this side of the dark room. But it's a scheduling thing for her more than anything. Not that she doesn't want to. It's a scheduling thing.

It is scheduling. She has a very tough schedule. So anyway, so that's where we're headed with the last live show. Good to know. As an example, in the next few weeks, like in the beginning of September, we talked about our number one fan, Stephen, is going to be here spending a few days with us, hanging out, killing brain cells, shooting some video, and even maybe he'll be on a podcast. For sure. So I'm sure there might be a podcast that'll be the free one, but I guarantee you there'll be one that will be in the Patreon. Absolutely. Yeah. It's going to be a whirlwind visit.

Steven called the other day yesterday, and I had the great pleasure of speaking with him for an hour and 45 minutes on the phone. uh he's always a hoot him and i you know we are definitely a kindred spirit it's i've urged him to get help so anyway i don't know i think you guys will be hanging out drinking and smoking i'm gonna be like do do do do is somebody gonna come over here and fuck me or what do today like watching you know just twiddle my thumbs you Do you want one of us to respond to that? Yeah.

I guess it depends which bourbon and cigars we're smoking i'm sure so i don't think you're gonna have to worry about that uh-huh okay so do we want to get into the topic for tonight or do we want to talk about your little uh video shoot today uh we can save the video shoot thing to the end, the juicy part to the end. Okay, let's do that then. You're the boss. I'm just kind of excited about it. It was really cool. Keep that excitement after we get done and you shower. Okay. Absolutely. All right, So we were talking to a gentleman today who's in the lifestyle, so to speak.

And he brought up a point that I thought was a great topic. He talked about how, you know, he's kind of in the lifestyle. He isn't quite the practicing swinger that he might have been at one point. And he says a lot of his friends are very wild and participate in swinger type activities but don't consider themselves a swinger. Yep, that's interesting.

And we know people that are kind of wild people on their own but if you ask them oh you're a swinger no i don't do that oh no it's like you're doing exactly what swingers do yeah don't label me yeah don't label it as that well maybe they just don't like the word swinger it has a 1960s vibe to it that's like i don't be a swinger you know put the grr and swinger baby Thank you. labeled as that. Well, maybe they just don't like the word swinger. It has that 1960s vibe to it that's like, ah, I don't need a swinger. You know, put the grr in swinger, baby.

It's like, you know, that kind of, you know, then all of a sudden the music comes out and, you know, everybody's got psychedelic crap. It's like, maybe there's another word that would be more of the same. You know, we're in the lifestyle. We're in the lifestyle. Okay. In quotes. The lifestyle. I think of Robin Leach. Lifestyles of the I'll see Robin Leach. Lifestyles of the hot and horny. Hot and horny, yeah. That's funny. That's a fucking show I'd watch. Lifestyles of the hot and horny? Yeah, you know. Yeah, that would be, well, that wouldn't be us. I didn't say we'd be on it.

I just said I'd watch it. I just said we'd watch it. So, yeah, I mean, there was a couple. I'll start out with this one. Okay. There was a couple that – they're no longer together. They were friends with them for some time. Okay. She was gorgeous.

He was not a bad looking guy um and um you know they kind of they knew we were in the lifestyle but they kind of i felt always kind of looked down their nose we never approached them about anything or tried anything or i don't know who you mean but okay you don't have to they uh he they were performers how's that oh yes okay okay yes um and like they had expressed how a few times they had been drinking and had a friend or friends over and conducted where, you know, it's like, hey, you want to sample this? I'll sample that. Or, hey, you're going to help me sample mine?

Depending on what the situation was. They had done these things numerous times. But they did not use the... But they don't label me in that. We're not that. Don't use the S word. Don't use that S word. That S word is dirty. But it's like, wait. It's like, you do the same thing. You're sharing your wife with another man. Yeah. Your wife and another woman shared you. With you. Yeah. Yeah. You played with another couple and you swapped. Yeah. But you're not swingers. No. It's like, let me see, what do swingers do? They swap partners and they share each other with other people.

Sex is involved with people that you're not necessarily married or in a relationship with and you do it more than once yeah you're swingers you know it's like they meet all the criteria to be swingers but yeah but they they don't like the s word and they don't even want to be any quote lifestyle it's like no no no we don't do that it's like yeah maybe if they embraced it they'd still be together i don't know yeah maybe because he had this fascination with everybody but he loves younger women oh yeah loved younger women his his wife was gorgeous or is gorgeous she's so pretty yeah she's so pretty sure always going pretty woman um i mean a lot of other issues.

But anyway. Me, yeah. People look at our relationship and think the same thing. Oh, yeah, Vince and Donna have a lot of issues. Vince could have his pick. Why is he with her? Why is he with Donna? Why is he with her? Is he serving community service? What did he do wrong? He has to get saddled with that. I mean, the plastic surgeon said it won't stick. It won't stick. Her body's rejecting it. I know. Sorry. Was that out loud? Unfortunately, yes. Damn it. Let's get that inner monologue thing fixed. Oh, hold on. Did they just do that swapping thing?

I knew that they did it a couple times, but it wasn't an ongoing thing. No, it was never ongoing. Yeah, maybe they just did it once. They're like, oh, so they only did it once. No, they had various different experiences. Not an abundant amount. To my knowledge, it might have happened between three to five times.

maybe none of them were negative alcohol was involved of course uh yeah sometimes that does happen but alcohol always helps lower your inhibitions right i actually think it's like a true serum it kind of is yeah absolutely absolutely i would would never have attacked you if I hadn't had a home, drank a case of Smyrna of Ice. Well, I mean, okay, let's look at the thing. Mickey and I, we've all been great friends for a lot of years. Right. And when Mickey kind of broke into lifestyle, she's like, oh, no, I couldn't play with you. We're too good of friends, everything else, blah.

That's probably the best person to play with. Well, but again, being new to it, she doesn't know. But then she had a couple of drinks. Next thing you know. It's like, I'm riding that face. You know. Yeah, there you go. So, but, you know, alcohol lowers your inhibitions. Sure. You know. But, you know, there's other people we know that, you know, they might either be cheating on their spouse. Mm-hmm.

And the ones I love, the ones who cheat on their spouse, but they would never want their spouse to cheat on them so she better not or he better not it's like wait a minute yeah you're out doing that what's good good for the goose is good for the gander good for the gander it's good for the goose whichever whichever way it goes it's like i don't know why people feel like well first of all labeling things has become I have such a big problem in this world. Yeah, I agree. You know, I don't need to know your adjective, your adverb, your pronoun or whatever. I don't give a fuck. Your adjective.

Give me your name. That's all I need to know. Give me your name. Okay? You want me to call you Bob or Sue or Joe or Bookshelf or Pizza? What the fuck do you want me to call you? Right. Don't tell me my pronouns. Fuck you with pronouns, okay? Quite simple. I want verbs. I like things with action. Excuse me, Mr. Vomit. Vomiting. That was true. But, again, we get into the whole thing. You can't describe someone as like, oh, I was talking to this guy Joe the, the other day. You have to sit there and go, wow, there was this black man named Joe. Is it really relevant that he was black?

Or I could just say it's Joe. Right, exactly. I was talking to this Jehovah Witness the other day. It was a Jehovah Witness named Yablanovitz. When we talk about religion, that might be important. That's my point. Is that descriptive important to know? Yeah. Don't tell me your pronouns. I could give a fuck. I'm not calling you they. You know, what's your name? Your name is... Whatever. Sue? I'll call you fucking Sue. How about it? But anyway, okay, enough of that political word. Oh, wait a minute. That has a verb in it. Fucking. Fucking Sue. See, I want to be cocksucker. Cocksucker?

Is that a... That's it. Cocksucking is a verb. Cocksucker? Cocksucker is not a verb. Oh, cocksucking would be a verb. I'll take it. Cocksucking. I like that verb. Anal drippage. Anal drippage. What would that be? That's an adjective. That might be an adjective. That's be an adjective, yeah. The sloppy, dripping pussy. Gaping rectum. Gaping rectum. That's my Native American name. Gaping rectum. Native Americans are always like, what did they see when you were born? That's what they named you. What do you see? running wolf? Oh, I see nothing. Caving rectum. Caving rectum. Two dogs fucking.

Bloody placenta. Come on. Well, just say, you know, if you're going to name something after the first thing you see, a woman just gave birth, what are you going to see? There you go. That might be something pretty awful. Yeah, but anyway, back to the labeling of things. I don't know where we're going with that. I have no idea either. But no, people, they don't want the label of being called a swinger. They think it's negative. It's like, okay, don't have to say you're a swinger, but you can sit there and say, hey, you know what? I enjoy an open relationship.

Ah, open relationship is always nice. Okay. That's a nicer term. I guess people have this objection to the swinger label, and I don't know why. I mean, it's very dated. I give you that. That's why a lot of people just say they're in the, quote, lifestyle. Yeah, swinging, I get it. That sounds very 60s, early 70s. Oh, I'm thinking Austin Powers. Yeah, automatic swinger, baby. I put the grr in swinger. Yeah, but again, I found if you tell people, yeah, my wife and I are in an open relationship. It's always the same response. Sure you are. Yeah, sure you are. It's like, no, honestly. We are.

We're in an open relationship. Okay, sure. Now, I guarantee you, most of the time, if a man says that, it's like, yeah, my wife and I are in an open relationship. I can mess around. It's like, yeah, okay, sure. But if a woman says it, like, really? Yeah, it's different. Yeah, it's a whole different response. Well, if a man says it, it's like, here, call my wife. She'll verify it. Have you ever had that happen? We talked about this before. Yes. Yes. Oh, that had to be the funniest day ever. I mean, I'm sitting there in corporate America.

But somehow I think those women had, somehow that turned them on. You think so? Oh, yeah. No, they fucked like minx. Yeah, they kind of like, I get to fuck this married man, and his wife's okay with it. He's going to go home and tell her, and he's going to get sex while he's fucking her, telling her about fucking me. Yeah, that's pretty much how it went. Pretty much. But that was just funny. You get this phone call like, hi, I'm here with your husband, Vince. And he says that, how did she put it? Like, we're allowed to play. Is that true? I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, you guys have fun.

Have a good time. So I was like, well, there you go. That had to, like, floor her because I'm sure you're like, yeah, ding. Here's my wife. Talk to her. Go ahead. Yep. I was glad I picked up. Well, if you remember, I didn't just dial and hand it to her. I actually said, hey, honey, this woman. Oh, okay. I didn't remember you. I'm calling you to, you know, she wants to verify that I told her that you and her and I are allowed to play around and you're fine with that. Right, right. So, but, you know, yeah, so do you think it's more of a matter of the title of being a swinger?

I think I have that. Than it is to sit there and say, hey, my, you know, my wife and I are, pardon me, in the lifestyle? I don't think people like the label of swinger. I think it has a negative it does it sounds very dated very dated very 1960s you think all of a sudden you get the imagery of something powers and powers and go-go boots and girls with their bodies painted wearing bikinis jaguar with a british flag yeah yeah you know this it's like no, we don't you know, you have a whole bachelor pad with the male symbol and neon and you know, a brown bed.

Setswing in the middle of the living room and shag carpet. Shag carpet. When's that coming in, by the way? Soon, I just got it from Wayfair. Is this one stain resistant this time? I hope so. Shall we shag now or shag later? The last one got all stiff and hardened. Because he shagged on the carpet Thank you. Is this one stain resistant this time? I hope so. Shall we shag now or shag later? The last one got all stiff and hardened. Because he shagged on the carpet too much. But yeah, I mean, and then you have people. That's what I think it is.

And again, like, okay, so like my buddy who was listening to the podcast and he was here the other week. He just kept quiet, but he was here. Oh, he had a hard time. Oh, he would love to be in the lifestyle, and he would love his wife. Oh, I know. Now, do you think, okay, here's a question about that. Do you think using a different term, instead of using swinger, like telling his wife, hey, honey, would you like to get into swinging? If he said, hey, honey, would you like to get into the lifestyle? Do you think that would make a difference? Thank you.

different term instead of using swinger like telling his wife hey honey would you like to get into swinging if he said hey honey would you like to get into the lifestyle do you think that would make a difference then they'll say what kind of lifestyle is that is well then you have to explain that whole thing so um it has to be another term i don't know what it would be swinger sounds very dated the quote lifestyle could be any lifestyle would you like me to out? See, perfect. It says everything it needs to say. Honey, I'd like to make you into a cum slut. A German thing. Kumsloot.

My maiden name. You're going to call Germany and have your German paperwork drawn up and you become a coombsloot. Coombsloot. So, God, I don't know. I don't know what else you'd call it, though. You know, open relationship sounds so clinical. Although that's what it is. What would be a closed relationship? I'm not seeing him anymore or her or we divorced. That's a closed relationship, man. That's the ultimate in closed.

I closed that shit right up right up um I jeez I don't know what other word would make sense you know you have or words it doesn't have to be one word well okay or words or label a title what you know see a title is the same thing as a label but I'm okay I'm okay you need to have something'm okay. You need to have something to identify that. Sure. Well, I'm a diabetic. That's a label. Sure, that's a label. I don't like that label, but that's what I'm stuck with. That's what you're stuck with. You know? I don't know what else you'd call it, you know? We're not polyamorous.

No, that's a whole different thing. Yeah, that is a whole different thing. So we need to come up with a really cool term. well we you know like if you eat pussy or am i a cunning linguist yeah i guess i eat the pussy i'm the cunning linguist right well i'd like to suck cock so i'm definitely a cocksucker see i told you it doesn't sound so it doesn't sound so professional felatio artist felatio felatioist felatioist. Fellatioist. Fellatioist. It's almost like a flute. It sounds like you play a male organ. Oh, that's true. I mean, they used to call it flute. Flutist? No, it's a flautist.

I think they did change it. It sounds like a past tense. No, it's a flautist if somebody plays a flute. It sounds like it happens when I eat chili. You flautist? That's a whole different thing there.

Excuse me eat chili you flautist that's a whole different thing close well like a pianist is a pianist so i think they change that to from pianist to pianist because because pianists sound too much like penis i'm all about the penis jesus christ i'm gonna tap on some keys and hit some pedals i can play the piano and the organ at the same time move over beethoven swallow bitch i just did oh that's hard gets every time it's good um Thank you, bitch. I just did. Oh, that's hard. Gets every time is good. Difficult. There you go. So I just like keyboards. I could be an organ player.

I could be a penis. I could make some music. That's all I can tell you Hello Fresco But So There's plenty of guys Okay Our buddy Stephen He has been meeting I don't think Stephen necessarily considers himself a swinger. Okay, but he has met up with a few couples that technically are. Right. Okay, like he, you know, shared with me that he has played with this one couple more recently, a few times. Right. And the husband likes to have his wife fucked while he's at work. Oh, wow, that's nice. And then when he gets home, you know, he fucks her and she tells him.

It's kind of sort of like what we do. Yeah, kind of sort of like what we do. It's a cuckolding of sorts. Sure. It's not like the cuckolding, like, honey, keep the cum in your pussy until I get home and I'm going to eat it out. No, that's just disgusting. Yeah, you're not into that.

No, I'm like, honey, I'm going to take you to the car wash and get you clean oh where's the power washer oh it's right here there's a reason for it there but you know so again someone like Stephen I don't believe I've been actually asked we'll have to ask him when he's on the show um do you consider yourself a swinger yeah or a lifestylist a lifestylist yeah that sounds like to me someone that's been in hairdressing their whole life yes i'm a stylist a lifestyle lifestyle or there's people that call themselves like life coaches it's like yeah life coach what do they stand on the sideline like you go with your life you go don't die don't die that's it keep living yeah don't don't give up um yeah i don't get that but okay whatever no i don't have to i i guess i guess it is the term that people get hung up on they do everything that it might be i think so because people are They're doing exactly what a quote swinger would do is it because it sounds dirty it sounds corny corny yeah i don't care i have to go with a new term yeah yeah i i'm not sure what that would be though if a polyamorous loves a lot of people it would be a poly something sex wh How about sex whores?

Sex whores? My wife and I are sex whores. Well, we don't get paid. A whore usually implies that there's money changing hands. Okay, then we're sex sluts. Well, sex and slut is kind of redundant. Okay, just sluts. We're poly slutteries. Yeah, well. Poly sluts. We're into many, many... Poly fuckery. I don't know what we're doing. Cum-lottas. Cum-lottas. We cum a lot, if we can. That's pretty... So what are you and your wife into? Cum-lotta. What? Oh, yeah, I got my commies in green. I saw that on Broadway. No, not Kamalata. Kamalata. Is that in India? Sometimes, maybe. A little karma sutures.

Oh, I saw that on the menu at one restaurant down there. I hope not. Did it come with a cream sauce? It came with a side salad. Just not. Did it come with a cream sauce? It came with a side salad. Just asking. Did it come tossed? Tossed. And a teabag. Some guy asked me if I wanted a rusty trombone with that. I don't know. He said, no, no. I'm good. I'm just going to go with the tossed salad. It's all salad. But, no. No, I'm good. I'm just going to go with the tall salad. Tall salad. But, so, anyway. Yeah, again, I just think it's... But there's plenty of people, and maybe that's it.

Maybe white people don't want to... And again, we're seeing more and more people that, especially on the swingers sites, you see more and more people joining. Right. And more younger people that aren't even married. They're couples. So I think the open relationship thing is becoming far more popular. Yeah, popular, accepted. And again, it gets back to my theory, and that's all it is, that we're not meant to be sexually monogamous. No, I don't think so. You don't think I'm right, or you think I'm right, but you don't think that... I don't think we're meant to be sexually monogamous.

I used to think that, but I don't think that anymore. Yeah, every guy I fucked, I would tell him, I was like, is it wrong that I'm here with you and not my boyfriend or my husband? My boyfriend or my husband? Yeah, okay. Well, when you were dating, I'm the first one you were married to. Yeah, you're the first one I, first and only. First one I married. You're it, the whole thing. Well, but you dated all these other guys. I dated them, but I didn't marry them. And how can I be your first? You're not my first. What? You're not even my last. Not today. No, not even today.

Maybe after a couple of hours from now. Yeah, maybe. I'm lucky. You'll be the last one today. Last one today. That's all I can do, hon. That's fun. That's all i can do hon that's that's fun that's all you do but yeah there's i mean a lot of people i think um participate in the activities of being in the swinger lifestyle hell yeah but don't want to consider themselves swingers yep they swimming in the pool, but they don't want to. They don't. Nope. I'm not. I'm doing everything you do, but I don't want to be considered. Looks like I'm doing the breaststroke, but I'm not swimming.

But I'm not swimming. I'm in the deep end, but I'm not swimming. I'm doing the backstroke, but I'm not swimming. Got your wife sucking my dick, but I'm not fooling around. Nope. dick but I'm not fooling around nope that's not a snorkel so I I don't know what the problem is but I do think it is the terminology and like the gentleman that we were talking to today he says he has numerous friends that all kind of do exactly what swingers do but they don't want and refuse to acknowledge that they are in the lifestyle. He says, yeah, they're like really wild. They do all these wild things.

He goes, I've been in the lifestyle for 25 years and I don't do the crazy wild things they do. So how, you know, and I admit I'm in the lifestyle and they refuse to see that part of it. So it's like there's a denial aspect there and I'm not sure why it exists. I don't know if it's the terminology.

I don't know if it's the idea of being a quote swinger or in the lifestyle, whatever term you want to use use there's something that is not quite connecting that they're not just embracing what they really really feel they're doing it already why not just call it what it is yeah just call it what it is they don't but they don't but they're doing it already i don't get that i don't i don't know if they think it's illegal. I don't know. Is it more taboo if you don't admit it? Maybe. And the taboo part makes it more exciting. Technically, a lot of people think swingering. Swingering, wow.

Swingering, that's a tough one. Wow. Swinging is taboo to begin with. So now if you're doing swinging and then denying that you're a swinger, that's like a double, that's taboo squared, baby. Fuck yeah. Oh man, my balls just got tight. I'm swinging, but I'm denying that I'm swinging. That's it. That's it. Did your balls really get tight, let's say?

I don't know't know you don't know they're attached to your body how do you not know they don't really have nerve endings i can tell okay okay you know unless someone smacks them i don't really feel them okay don't smack them oh no i lick them i lick them gently girl that's my girl i lick your balls i don't smack them gently. That's my girl. I lick your balls. I don't smack them. Amen. So, you know, so let us know if you know people. I mean, I mean, like Jay, she has a friend on the side. Now, her and her husband are not currently in the lifestyle.

Apparently, I think at one point she said they kind of were. But, you know, so she's got this little side thing going. Mm-hmm. And so I guess, okay, let's back up a second. Okay. So if you're playing with someone else, but you don't have permission to play with someone else. It's not swinging. That's just cheating. That's just cheating. I was just going to go there. I'm like, that's just cheating. And, you know, I'm not putting any kind of. No, I'm not, you know. I'm not bashing. I'm just saying that's what that is. If she doesn't get out here and sucks my dick, I'm telling. You're telling.

Nanny, nanny. I'm going to tell. I'm trying to get her out here. Okay. You know? So. All a label there she is naughty very naughty story she's written to us i know it's like oh my god you guys i'm catching up today i know i do she's caught more cum loads than fucking johnny bench caught fucking pitches that's good for her i'm jealous i'm i'm bra. That's good for her. I'm jealous. I'm bragging. It's good for her. I'm, my God. Anyway, in those eyes she has? Yeah, very. Looking up at you with my dicks in her mouth? Oh, my God. That would just be incredible. That would be pretty incredible. Yeah.

Something about looking up at somebody while they have, you know. Oh, while you're giving them pleasure? Mm- incredible. Yeah. Something about looking up at somebody while they have, you know. Oh, while you're giving them pleasure? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's kind of hot. Oh, yeah. It's like even when I'm eating pussy. You see a woman's back arch and you just, you see her eyes closed and whatever's going on. Her eyes roll in the back of her head and she goes into epileptic fits. Yeah, it's okay. And she yells, please stop, you're disgusting. They don't just, they don't yell that much. They whisper it.

They never say that. Come on, stop it. That I've heard. Yeah, I'm too busy getting the mace out of my eyes. But yeah, so that's, yeah, these people just don't want to admit that they're part of it. We'll just have have to come up with a better term. I don't know what – Okay, that's our mission now is to come up with – Yeah, a better term besides swinger. I think that's the whole crux of the problem is they don't like that label. They find it either corny or apparent or something that's just not – I don't know, maybe degrading, maybe abrasive. I don't know.

It's negative, whatever it is, and they don't want to be a part of that, even though they're doing exactly what swingers do. Exactly. Yeah. If a duck, if you see a duck and it walks like a duck, it clucks like a duck, and it's a duck. You're a duck. Don't worry about it. You're a duck. But they don't want to be a duck, so they only call it something else. They want to be a web-footed fowl. Thank you. You're a duck. Don't worry about it. You're a duck. But they don't want to be a duck, so they only call it something else. They want to be a web-footed fowl. Whatever. Web-footed water fowl.

They don't want to be a duck. I'm the one drinking. You are, too. Yeah, I am. I surely am. Okay. Well, tell us about that. What am I drinking tonight? Old Forrester. There you go. 100 proof. But you were drinking that other one before. You said that was... I talked about that. Yeah, it was really expensive, that Jefferson Reserve. And you're like, wow, it's kind of expensive and you're like, ah, you didn't like the taste. It tastes like shit. It's not my thing. I can't say it tastes like shit. It's not my flavor signature. What was wrong with it? It's just different. Different how?

Wasn't smooth? It was more what? Burn? No, it's smooth. It's just a different time. I'd have to drink it again now because I've been drinking this.

And just go over the it's like a different um flavor signature is all i can say so anyway i didn't agree with you no it agreed with me it just wasn't something i enjoyed well then if you if you don't enjoy it then it doesn't agree with you oh if it doesn't agree with me i'm gonna throw it up or something no no i meant like you didn't you didn't think it tasted good that kind of a If I was at a bar and that's all they had, I'm getting a throw it up or something. No, no. I meant like you didn't think it tasted good. That kind of a disagreement.

If I was at a bar and that's all they had, I'm getting a beer. See? Yeah. You're not even drinking it. But then you said the old Forester. I was like, oh, man. Cheap shit. That's something incredible. Yeah. You said that's probably one of your favorites now. For an everyday bourbon? Mm-hmm. For an everyday bourbon. If I drank every day? Yeah, if you drank every day, I mean. Which is close. Whatever. That'll matter to you. Yeah, well, that's true. So today you had your one playmate come over. Yes, I've been with him. He's a great guy. Great guy, I've been with him. He's a single guy.

Yeah, single guy. He's a very well-educated professional.

Yes, and been with him one about a half a dozen times so far at least yeah something like that some on camera some not yeah you've had two hot dates with two hot dates we went on a really nice couple of dinners then you know had some great conversation and then came back to the house and gave you a kiss and said i'm going upstairs and we'll see you you gave me a kiss i said i said i gave you a kiss it was kind of mumbled a little i want to make sure it didn't sound like he gave me a kiss no no i gave you a kiss as they were going upstairs and we're gonna have some fun and then we'll be back and then you sat down the deck Smoked a cigar Had a bourbon So unlike me So unlike you I don't know what's wrong with you, drinking bourbon, smoking cigars.

Why is he having a cigar and drinking bourbon? God, it's so unlike you. He never does that. Never. Before noon. That's true. Before noon. That's true. But today over and we're we decided to do a little swimming in the pool because it's been so cold and nasty and rainy here good lord i was like you know if it's nice today i'm going swimming i don't care i'm going swimming the pool was 84 degrees and we're up to almost what 85 so it's pretty warm the air was warm and he was about 85 also yeah so it was pretty nice it was actually nice he came over we was about 85 also.

Yeah, so it was pretty nice. It was actually nice. He came over. We swam, had a couple of drinks in the pool and a nice conversation. And, you know, that was like the social part, which was really nice. And then we moved into the little more intimate part, which was kind of fun too. Sure. Yeah.

And you guys proceeded to have your fun yeah we um we were going to do something in the pool but it started getting a little chilly so we and not to mention your camera i don't want to get it wet whatever so we took the um the the raft and i we really really inflated it so it's like nice and firm so it's almost like having a mattress and we just put that down on top of the pavers and actually just had sex under the pergola with this nice Thank you.

So it was almost like having a mattress and we just put that down on top of the pavers and actually just had sex under the pergola with this nice, kind of pretty, pretty nice mattress, like of the raft. It's a, it's a big, it's a double sized raft that's like a air mattress. Yeah. It's pretty good. You make it real stiff. It was like fucking on a bed almost.

That was kind was kind of nice that was really nice so like i always end up like he didn't do a whole lot of talking today sometimes he does a little bit more but today he's like mostly just grabbing me like putting me in position which was kind of cool because i i was sucking on then he like grabbed my legs like i want you to sit on my face and just kind of grabbed my hips and i was like oh i know what you want you want me to sit on my face. And he just kind of grabbed my hips. And I was like, oh, now I know what you want. You want me to sit on your face. Okay, let's go with that.

And one of the things that you're not telling, which is fine. What's that? Is this is, our pool is all about 20 feet, maybe, if that, off the road. Off the road, yep. Now, our pool is, like, 10 feet above the road. Right. And our house is built into a hill, so our whole yard is on a slope. Giant slope. So our pool is about 10 feet above the road. So it's technically... And then there's a six-foot or four-foot fence, and there's trees in front of that. Right. So there is a lot of privacy. No one knows. No.

But as we're shooting the video, you can hear all these cars and stuff going by that just don't know what's going on on the other side of that fence. No, and technically the pool is in our front yard, not our backyard. And it's our front yard, sure. Yeah, that's a really weird thing. You say, yeah, our pool's in the front yard. You're like, what? Because our house sits so far back. Oh, yeah, it's like another 150 feet back. Easily, easily. You know? And 70 feet above the road. Oh, yep. You said our house is built into a hill. You can look down from the house and look into part of the pool.

Our driveway is like a 45-degree angle. Yay, so much fun. Anyway, so yeah, so we were shooting there. And again, like I said, 15, 20 feet from the road yeah cars going by yeah whatever and they don't know on the other side of that fence don is getting railed oh yeah big time oh my god that was so much fun it was a lot of fun and the thing is like i i would uh i was doing them i came so many times on his freaking face he kept like grinding his face into me face into me, and I was like, oh, my God, you're making me come again. You're making me come again.

I was like, I didn't know whether to, like, turn myself inside out or what was going on with that. Yeah, you seem to have had a bunch. Yeah, I had a, I don't know, maybe probably a half dozen or so orgasms. That's a bunch. That's a bunch. And like when I was riding him, it's like he just like slid into my pussy so easy because it was, you know, I'd already been worked up. You know, really, he did a lot of oral on me. I came so many times. And his cock just like just fits. It just fits so nice. So that was, that felt really good. So I was riding him.

I actually think that for you, his cock is probably the ideal size. It probably is because I can. You guys are almost, he's taller than you. Yeah, he's taller than me. But you guys are like proportionate. Right, right. Yeah. You guys actually are a closer match than some of your playmates. Oh, yeah. Like, um, sometimes if I'm with a guy who's too tall, like even you're like a little bit too tall. If we do a 69, I have to stretch my body out to suck your cock. And you have to curl your body to curl yourself up to eat my pussy. So your neck gets sore. My neck gets sore because I can't reach.

if a guy is really tall i'm making out with this belly button that's all there is to it there's nothing there's nothing going on there if they're too tall i can't i can't reach i just can't reach but we're like more comparable in size so it's a lot easier you know there's a lot of logistics with you know stuff unfortunately but like riding him was oh so much fun and i just like I grabbed a hold of his cock and I'm like oh he's gonna go into my ass I'm gonna slide him into my ass and I did yes you did I certainly did and you know I think my ass is just a little bit too tight today because it was like kept like pushing it out so I had to like really loosen it up up to slide his cock in my ass because like he gave me such a nice um the last time we were together we did a lot of anal and that was a lot of fun because he like I said he just fits so nicely into my ass and my pussy into my mouth he just he just fits so after we did some some anal I I sucked him off because I wanted to get him like really hard again and he just like flipped me up on all fours and I thought okay he went to do doggy but I don't know what hole he's going to go into not that it matters of course and he thank god he just put it into my ass and it was perfect it was so perfect and like he got up on like one knee and like one like one foot so you could really really see his cock going in and out of my pussy I'm in my ass sorry and he even told me before he goes I'm not gonna jerk off I'm not gonna come before I get there I want to give you a really big cream pie.

I'm like, ah, good. Yes, that'd be so cool. Well, this had to be the biggest anal cream pie I've ever had. It's almost one of the biggest cream pies I think I've ever seen you get, period. Yeah. It was gurgling. It was gurgling coming out of me. Yeah, it was gurgling coming out of me. Yeah, I've had bigger, like, one big glump of cream come out from other cream pies. But this one just kept coming out. Yes, it did. Like, it oozed out, and then it bubbled out, and then it just spewed out. It was, yeah, you know, this one might have been as far as... It's one of the biggest, if not the...

One of the biggest, yeah, if not the biggest cream pie I've ever had, especially anal cream pie. It's definitely the biggest anal cream pie I've ever had. Well, he said that he was thinking about jerking off the other day. And he said, nope. And just by chance, he didn't, by chance. Because I reached out to him... And then he said you reached out to him, like, soon after that. Oh, thank God. He said, hey, let's get together. And he's like, I'm going to save it. I'm going to save it. It showed. He saved it. Yeah, it showed, man. It was big.

And it just kept, like I could feel it when he was done. Like I could, he was groaning. Like I knew he was coming. I just love that sound he makes. He's not very like verbal, but he makes a lot of noise so I I know what he's because I've been with him a few times I know what what's going on and I could feel my ass getting filled up with cum and I could feel something oozing out of my ass so I knew it was a big cream pie and there it was. It was a big, giant glob of it. Are you going back to the video? Are you kidding me? What's all the other noise? It's the mattress and traffic.

traffic oh my god i didn't know there's that much traffic going by there's a plane going by are you kidding me jesus christ they could ruin a fucking wet dream. Well, we live between three airports. Yeah. There he is. Oh, oh, I can feel it, I can feel it. Oh, yeah, it's all wet back there. Oh, I can feel it dripping out. Oh.

was that it did you not slosh yep that's it as soon as he got off the air mattress that noise stopped okay well it's kind of fun to have sex outside but there's a lot of other noises and stuff you don't really know shooting the video when you guys were fucking on the air mattress there was like, like, all this other, you know, the air mattress noises. I mean, so, as the videographer, I'm sitting there like, oh, this is just a nightmare, you know? But visually, I don't mind the noises. Yeah, I mean. I don't mind the extra noises because people are like, okay, yeah. That's the air mattress.

That's the air mattress or the, quote, yeah. That's the air mattress. That's the air mattress, or the, quote, raft. Hey, I don't always like to have sex in a bed. I'm sorry. Beds are just boring. Sure. Beds are just boring. You don't always like to have sex with your husband. It's just boring, too, so. Well, that's why we mix it up. You don't always like to have sex with your wife, so we bring in a, you know, a surrogate. That's why sometimes I'd have to go, Donna! Sometimes you do. Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't. But anyway, so. That was a great day.

I feel so relaxed now. Go figure. You're right. It's like the other show we just talked about with prostitution. You have an orgasm, you feel so relaxed. There's no way I'm going to go out and commit a crime or anything. I'm just too happy. Yeah, at this point, you're like, oh, dude, I'm cool. I'm good. I'm cool. I'm good. I'm too tired to fucking hold up a bank. Yeah. Road rage. Road rage. Yeah, fucking go ahead. Fucking go ahead. I came already today. Sorry, man. I didn't mean to cut you off. I'm just so relaxed.

I the bottom locked out Yeah, that's true I got railed Hey, my bad I didn't mean to run the red light but in front of you it's kind of like Jesus Christ, I just fucking filled a woman's snatch up with a gallon of cum Not a whole lot left I. I'm kind of tired. A little cross-eyed. A little cross-eyed. Suck my dick so hard, I'm still trying to pull that sofa cushion out of my ass. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know, you can't be mad. You know, it's hard to... It's hard to be mad after you have an orgasm. It's really hard. Think about it this way.

What's that way we could fight wars with prostitutes oh my god you send in an invading army of prostitutes to take over not take over but to like fight the enemy which are mostly men so you send these these women in you know in lingerie they go running in and they just fuck the enemy and the enemy's like no we surrender it's good yeah we don't care do I get to have sex with them more often in like another like two hours can we have another battle I don't know. and the enemy's like we surrender, it's good do I get to have sex with them more often?

in like another two hours can we have another battle? but you know I want to fight her next time you want to fight her, yep we'll switch you know how much money we would save we wouldn't need need nuclear weapons. We wouldn't need all these high-tech jets and battleships. You know? Aircraft carriers. Instead of aircrafts, you could just have people fucking on the deck of these aircraft carriers. Yeah, it would be a lot nicer world, I think. I think so. So you get your ass reamed in a good way. In a good way. Yeah. Yeah, it was always good anal with him. Yeah, it's really good anal.

I really embraced the whole anal thing, though. Sometimes I actually prefer it. Yeah, we've gone over that. Yeah. I don't know why. I mean, sometimes I just feel like there's more room and stuff. It's just a different sensation. And so some other breaking potential news. Uh-oh, potential breaking news? Well, we're trying to set it up. Oh, boy, here we go. There has been a gentleman who has been after you for a couple of years. Okay. And you actually got to play with his cousin. Oh, yes.

And he's like, hey, I want to play with you too, so maybe my cousin and I can play with you cousin oh yes and he's like hey i want to play with you too so maybe my cousin and i could play with you but this gentleman has a business and he sent a picture he says i also have this other guy so you actually might get your first mini gangbang that would be nice well you had one some years ago oh that was it we can't put out't have releases. Exactly. And this would be a full spectrum of people different ages. Mm-hmm. And, yeah. And they're all, looks like the youngest one is black. He's early 20s?

No. No, they're all Hispanic. Oh, it's Hispanic? He looks more black. We're all Hispanic. Not that I care. They're all close to your height. Yeah, all close to my height. Well, you know, that'll be fun because my whole mystery man date. That fell apart. That fell through because he ended up going on a date with somebody. He had a date and the date worked out well. And he's pursuing what he hopes to be some level of relationship, which we wish him the best. Oh, absolutely. But if it ever falls apart, Mystery Man and I. Yeah, well, it just won't be Mystery Man. It'll just be. That's fine.

Let's slap nasties. That's true. Which he wants to do in the worst way. He has confirmed that with me when he was here hanging out he wants to slap nasties with you in the worst way he has since he's known you this is a guy Donna actually went to school with high school with definitely high school I don't remember junior high maybe junior high no it doesn't matter you know good looking guy great guy we were always like just friends in high school Thank you. No, it doesn't matter. But, you know, good-looking guy, great guy. Great guy. Yeah, and...

We were always, like, just friends in high school. Nothing more than just, like, hey, how you doing, those kind of things. So he's a good guy. We had a lot of fun. He and I hanging out here the other night, just drinking and talking. And so we'll see what happens in the future. Yeah, if this relationship doesn't work out or maybe whatever. Yeah, whatever. Maybe it works out. Maybe she becomes interested in the lifestyle. Who knows? Oh, that would be interesting. So, but anyway, so we'll wrap this up again. I want to thank everyone for, you know, everything. You guys are great.

Again, this is our last live show. So there will be no more Sunday night shows. It will just be Monday when they get up. There might be a show on Sunday. It won't be a live show. It will get posted probably earlier, maybe. I don't know. Just keep your eyes on them. But chances are the Sunday show will be more of a Patreon show. Okay. Again, you're still going to dislike the live show. You're going to go to hotwifepodcast.com. And, you know, $5 a month to help, you know, let's cover our costs. We're not trying to break the bank or make millions. I mean. And my new pink headphones.

Yeah, they cost me 30 bucks. I mean, we got to pay for them somehow. We got to pay for them somehow. Well, the white ones kept like cutting out. Yeah. It's like we're constantly, I mean, I got headphones all over the place. They really don't care about that, Donna. I know they don't, but it's our equipment. That's the only thing we really replace our equipment. Well, we pay to have the podcast. Oh, that's true. We pay a service. Yes. And we use Spreaker. Here we go. Our equipment, that's the only thing we really replace our equipment. Well, we pay to have the podcast. Oh, that's true.

We pay a service. Yes. We use Spreaker. We pay them, and we have some pretty nice equipment to bring a better quality show. And our internet's not free. Yeah, it's just little things, actually. Again, we're just asking for... A couple dollars. We're going to try to give you a little spicier show and make it well worth your five hours a month for what we'd like to hope and think will be a little spicier entertainment and fun, not just entertainment, but be fun, which is entertainment. Oh, yeah. Well, we have fun, so. And again, we're not going to lower the quality of the free shows we do.

No, no, we'll just kick the other ones up a notch. Yeah, and again, there's a real good chance those shows, we won't be able to offer it again, like through Patreon, but those shows may have a video element that we can post someplace else that you could buy. If you're not a Patreon member, you won't know those videos are out there. Again, you're going to be part of a special email list that you can hear or even just our posting of like what we're doing. So, and you know, be a little more up on what's going on in our world.

So if you're interested, if you're not interested, hey, man, that's fine. We appreciate you either way, you know, but if you could help me buy a bottle of bourbon. Oh, I see. It's not to help. You just want a bottle of bourbon. Okay. That's just good. I'm easy. Oh, and cheap, too. Fuck yeah, man. Okay. I didn't get them to buy me cigars yet. That's true. Okay. I don't know. You're creating a monster here, guys. We're creating a monster here. Anyway, I want to thank you all. And, again, if you want to see where Donna and what she's doing, go to.wifedonnalyn.com.

I'm editing videos and posting them three days a week usually. Like every other day I post a video or I'll post pictures that, you know, tell about the upcoming video. And, of course, I can't wait to work on the one we just shot earlier today and see that giant cum load dripping out of the... Still dripping cum out of her snatch. No, it was out of my ass. The other snatch. Oh, my God. That was the biggest cum load ever. I can't wait to post that one. That's going to be great. Gurgles and bubbles out of my ass. It's perfect.

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