Wife Breeding Fantasy

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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle.

Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome once again to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. Your husband? I don't know about wonderful. Oh, come on. Anyway. You're wonderful to me, dear. Obviously drunk and stoned and everything else. Well, I... Like the last show. Oh, man. Yeah, I... You were fine. You said I was fine. I don't know. I apologize if I was like going off on some tangent about... Yeah, you were good. You were good. I just...

I've had my shows where I was a blithering drunk so you're about to have that'll be the last time I smoke pot like that teachers are one thing and I'm done drinking alcohol yeah right as I sip vodka a dirty martini is it a dirty one or just... It's dirty, just so dirty. Just a dirty... It's just filthy. Everything is sexual with you. Just so, so dirty martini. God, look at that cloudy water and those olives. Those olives are so green. Makes me want to just lick it. I swallow those olives after I chew them. Okay. They're just so wrong. I don't even know where to respond.

How do you respond to that, people? I have no idea. I just walk away. Just walk away. So you got to have some, well, let's get the other stuff out of the way. Sure. Spunk Lube. Yes. Can't urge you enough. enough. If you need or want lubricant, want to have some extra fun, check out Spunk Lube, spunklube.com. It's a great product, non-sticky. You use it to shave sometimes. I use it to shave sometimes. It's just, they have great products. They have about three or four different products.

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Which city is getting molested today oh my god yeah um all the fun i'm having let's put it that way so um oh um don't forget to check out my free swinger magazine 50shadesofpleasure.com it is free f-i-f-t-y shadesofpleasure.com it's a free digital magazine um go check it out you know and again if you have something you want to submit uh articles or a column about something or you come up with a topic love to hear from you let us know um i'd love that yeah um i've gotten a couple emails and messages lately from new listeners. Nice. Which is pretty cool. One of them asked about the Spunk Whip.

We sent him some. Yes, he did. And another gentleman actually sent me a video of, again, we're not going to mention names, sent me a video of his wife with one of their favorite players. They practice the hot wife lifestyle. That's just awesome. It was a very erotic little video you know always always enjoy seeing that stuff you know i'm not gay or dead so no no mentally none of these things not yet um so and uh i got to talk to our accountant the other day doing her taxes and uh here's a woman who is very vanilla but enjoys the podcast.

So I'd be interested in hearing from other people who have stumbled across the podcast who practice a vanilla lifestyle but like the podcast. I'd really like to hear from you. I think it would be, you know, tell us about yourself and what you like about the podcast. Is it something like you, the fantasy of being a swinger or just the stupid things we say on the show? I mean, I don't know, which is the whole show. That's probably the latter there, I'm sure. It's all right. They listen. It's all matters.

So with that said, the one thing, so today you got to have fun with one of your regular playmates. Yes, earlier today. So I'm still having, I think I'm a little crusty in my face still. I'm going to take you to the car wash and we're done. Power wash it. I might enjoy that. You got to do something a little different. You did this years and years ago, but I mean years and years ago. Oh, yeah.

But you got to do something more recently you did something now what'd you tell the story yeah um well we have a uh inversion table and my husband perversion table is now but when i used it before i was on as upside down and i was giving my playmate a blow job that way so the previous one the previous one yeah years ago and i was like well let's we have this inversion table or perversion table now absolutely i said let's use that i mean my playmates i'm pretty in really good shape you know so his abs could just because you can't be like you know somebody who does who isn't in shape and fit otherwise it could be like me so like my belly would flop flop up and cover my face and smother me?

Well, I'm glad you said that, not me. How did he die? Well, the fat fuck was on the inversion table. He went upside down. He went upside down, and the fat rolls would run up and smothered him. I considered it suicide. He knew how fat he was.

Well, it could be difficult if you don't have like abdominal muscles if you're not in a good position and you're not going to be able to stare at me while you say i'm really staring at you so anyways i picked a playmate that would be able to do this so actually he was on the inversion perversion table and i squatted over his face so he could eat my pussy and i'm just a teeny bit short but i could still blow him when he's upside down so that was kind of cool Thank you. And I squatted over his face so he could eat my pussy.

And I'm just a teeny bit short, but I can still blow him when he's upside down. So that was kind of cool. Why are you showing the knife to me? No, I'm just opening up my multi-tool. I just reached in there and opened one and it happened to be a knife. Oh, I was like, what are you playing with the knife for? Stop. Sorry, you bore me. I'm sure.

So that was actually kind of cool because I could blow them and i could be eating like a 69 except we're on this inversion table and it's it's not straight up and down but it's like awful into like an angle so i was kind of yeah it was kind of cool kind of erotic yeah you know we have to modify a couple things we can do some other pretty cool yeah i'm just a little bit short like i wanted him on the table like just had me like bend over i could touch my toes and he could just like fuck me kind of doggy but like you know do do anal that way and i'm just like a couple inches too short that's the story of my life yeah i'm sure you don't understand that that's why i said yeah so next time if i could wear heels or something with a little bit of a lift, I think that would work.

You wear your door to the Explorer. Door to the Explorer heels, yeah, with the little blinking lights. So I'm just a little bit short for that. 4 foot 11. Actually, I was getting gas the other day. Oh, you had gas. Wow, that's a new one. I was getting it, yeah. And I was even getting some for my truck. Oh, there you go. And a woman pulled up a couple of pumps over her, and she got out of the thing, and I was like, wow. Donna's an Amazon compared to that. Oh, really? Literally, this woman, and she wasn't like a dwarf or whatever. She was proportionate across the board.

But she probably, I'm going to guess, you're 4'11". She might have been 4'7". Oh, yeah, that's quite a bit shorter than that. Maybe 4'6". I think she would have had to jump a little, see over the hood. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah. And again, like you, what car was she driving? Subaru. Yeah, the Subarus fit me. Like, my Kia does not fit me. You're meant for small little lesbians. Small little lesbians. Like, my legs are too short. Pocket-sized lesbians. I have to have pillows in all the cars I drive. I always have to have a sick person. So anyway, let's go back to the erotic stuff.

Yeah, forget about the car. So I'm just too short to do the anal. I wanted to do anal, and I just, I couldn't, I was a little too short for that.

So we ended up flipping around, and I had them on the perversion table, and I was blowing them somewhere, like on my knees it was like a vertical 69ing yeah well i did the vertical 69 then it was just like regular like he was standing up and i was on my knees blowing them and then we went to the other side and yeah unlike you know like some guys like to pick a woman up and flip her upside down but no one was picking anybody up they was actually on the on the inversion table and it was upside down and you know i i i'm videotaping so i can't say a whole lot because no one was to hear me but um you know he's upside down and i'm trying to motion to you you might need to give him a break all the blood yeah i got you tried like you started to move a little bit and he started coming up he just got deeper into your pussy with his face and you're like oh you don't want to get up i'm like he probably can't talk Thank you.

and i got you like you started to move a little bit and he started coming up he just got deeper into your with his face and you're like oh you don't want to get up i'm like he probably can't talk so i did i let him up i figured it was long enough let him up i was like nice to you eat my pussy maybe i'll let you up eat my pussy boy that was fun that was a good time and then well we flipped him around so he was like leaning against the perversion table and again i was on my knees let the blood rush to the other head exactly and uh he gave me wow that was a huge fucking i know it was bouncing off your face and coming towards me i can't i've crawled back my fucking ass grew legs man i'm walking backwards my ass cheeks fucking cum coming towards me i know i got it all over my face i thought i was about to get engaged to him or something every minute i was like yeah that was um that was a very good facial yeah i mean that was a lot yeah he saved that fucker up yeah he did that was super fun so okay so that was uh this afternoon yes that was this afternoon that was a good time that was a lot of fun yeah a lot of fun so um uh what's the topic oh white breeding so on that note and i didn't get a cream pie if i had gotten a cream pie that would have been a better segue but i got a facial but that's okay so the whole the flying yes sperms are flying so the whole there's a t-shirt sperms are flying Go ahead.

Oh, it i won't wear it because it depends on where it's flying to or from exactly so yeah this whole thing with the whole wife breeding thing i've seen a lot of uh videos and people talk about it and uh you know the gang there's a gang bang generally it's a big fantasy. Yeah, it is a big. It could be something people do practice. Well, he can practice, but not to finish, not to the actual impregnation. But that's up to the individuals. Yeah, that's up to them. Sure. I think it's just basically kept as a fantasy with the alpha male or the bull coming into pleasure.

I've seen a lot of it with interracial sex. Yes, absolutely. I've seen videos labeled where the wife is doing a BBC gang bang, and it's like they want them to breed her. It's a big cream pie party. Yeah, huge cream pie party. It's like the husband's like yeah you know i want all you guys to dump into her and you know so we don't know who the father is but you know just you know fill her up and impregnate her it's like what do you think that's the fantasy of it do you think that's the reality it's i would say probably 99.9 percent of times it's a fantasy oh i would think so too.

I mean, it's kind of hard to explain to your family. It's like, Vince, your child's cute. Doesn't look like either of you guys. Looks a little dark. Do you ever think Donna might be cheating on you? No, Donna's not cheating on me. Did you notice your child? It doesn't look like you. It looks like an African American. Yep, yep, it does, yep. It sure does. That doesn't, why were you? No, not really, no. Donna got pregnant during that BBC gangbang. Oh, huh? Yeah, exactly. A what? Yeah, that would open a whole other can of worms.

You know, I mean, I'm not saying if it, I'm sure people have gotten pregnant, by someone they're playing with, that isn't their significant other. I'm sure that's happened. And they still have raised a child, and everything else, and that's great.

But, it's, you know, it's one's one thing i mean unless your family knows about you and what you do you want to keep that on the down low i think this is something that's definitely more of a fantasy definitely more of a fantasy than actual completion sure oh i think yeah the fantasy you can relive over and over again yes you know it's like how like, how many times do you want to get your wife pregnant, period, whether it's you or somebody else, and go, oh, no, that's my fantasy. I want 17 kids. Exactly. By potentially 35 different men. Exactly.

I don't, I mean, the fantasy is very alluring, but the reality is like, no. Your second child looks African-American. Your third child has an Asian twist. Well, we decided to do a whole. And then your fourth kid looks half Latino and half Middle Eastern. Okay, that's a mixture. Juan Ahmed? No, he's fine. Yeah, I... But no, the fantasy of it, of, you know, again, if that's your fantasy to go through that, I mean, we'll stick with the pretend aspect.

Yeah, the fantasy, that's fine you know I mean you've had people ask you for custom videos where they want to see you uh get pregnant oh yeah yeah oh yeah that's a huge one that's a huge one yeah you know that tell me you know tell me how strong your you know your sperm is and how much you know how how virile you are yeah so that's a whole huge i'm vince's spam i'm ready to the pussy to the pussy fuck the choppers no no to the egg we go well that this plays right along with that whole alpha male bull thing that um Thank you. To the egg. To the egg we go.

Well, this plays right along with that whole alpha male bull thing that seems to, you know, guys want to, they're always looking for a bull or somebody who's the alpha male for their wife. Now, do you find that kind of, when I think of that, I think it's kind of, this is just my personal opinion, kind of degrading to the husband, or is that just part of the fantasy? Well, it depends if the husband's an alpha or not. Well, if he's an alpha. See, I'm an alpha. Right. In all fairness. I mean, you know, I don't, I'm not intimidated nor do I want to be degraded. Right.

I've made that clear to people you play with. Right, exactly. Don't sit there and try to degrade me because I will beat you to death while you're naked. That's not a pretty picture. No, but I mean... No, I mean, people who are into that, that they feel they're not an alpha, that's fine. I mean, I don't go walk around beating my chest and say I'm an alpha. Right. But there are people, again, we know people that have been, women that have been doms. Right. And they talk about some of their biggest clients, patrons, whatever you want to call them, being people of power.

I mean, I dated that one woman I talked about. Oh, that's true, too. At work, she was so dominant. But as soon as we left work, you know, I could say to her, hey, where do you want to go eat? Oh, I don't care. Like a wet rag. Ugh, have an opinion, please. What are we doing this weekend? Oh, whatever you want. But at work, it's like, about this project. Yes, you will do it this way. It's like, Jesus Christ. You brought the whole whip in. We'll go do this. You know, so maybe these guys, maybe, you know, I can't really speak to the. Yeah, this is definitely out of our realm, you know. So much is.

So much is. Paying bills, making money. Oh, shut up. We don't understand that either. Long division.

Why the alphabet song, why the alphabet's in the way it is is that because he wrote the song you know um so the um yeah are these predominantly guys that are in normal life very dominant but when it comes sexually they become very submissive that could be definitely one scenario absolutely absolutely and then sometimes the man is just more subservient or more of a sub in general and so he well we've heard of couples or i i remember um talking to somebody in the lifestyle and and that's what his that he wanted to find a bull for his wife you know a very dominant but not overly dominant you know man black white they didn't care they just wanted a bull for his wife and i just think he was just they were going to shoot with us oh yeah okay um great couple right i don't find the husband necessary to be the alpha i don't know you can agree with me or whatever i'm not sure what couple you read um they were going to shoot with us um a lot of hand gestures i don't know what you're trying oh okay okay doing the hair okay the hair i get it now he's like making all these like weird gestures i'm like i don't know who the fuck you're talking about dude i have no idea now i do okay yeah yeah the husband great guy he's love him to death great guy he's not an alpha um he's a little i wouldn't say he's not an alpha i I would just say he's very low keyed.

He's like, goes with the flow. He expresses what he likes. She plays along, but then ultimately when it gets to getting up to the line. She backs up. Yeah. So she's the one who's the dominant one. Yeah. And that's fine. That's fine. Well, here's the thing is sometimes just talking about it and stuff is, is very exciting. And then when the rubber hits the asphalt, you're like, you know what? That means you missed your pussy and you hit your kicks on the ground. Oh, that's going to be very painful. That's not good foreplay right there. Don't fuck on the, don't fuck on the road.

I'm just wondering their case. Sometimes this whole, the whole entire thing is the fantasy is what does it for them. And that actually is what was coming to my mind is as an example of this. Never even has to materialize. Yeah. He wants to see her. No, he wants to see her. Mm-hmm. And I think she's not necessarily opposed to it 100%. Right. But she's not on board 100%. Right, that's a weird dynamic there. That's fine. Some people, taking one for the team, we've talked about that. Oh, yeah.

Well, it could be too too we've talked about things like um you know certain uh the threesomes and and they sound really great in my head and very erotic and i know i definitely want to do them again it's not like i haven't done them but sometimes like you said the fantasy is more erotic than the actual act. And sometimes with people, certain people, the fantasy is enough. Just talking about, oh, baby, I want to see you with somebody else. I want to see you spit roasted. I want to see that cum dripping out of your pussy. And sometimes that's enough.

And I keep telling you, I don't have a pussy. That's not a pussy. Oh, okay. I want to see that cum dripping out of your ass. And then I tell you, that's only one of us. Both of us don't want that. Well, you know what I'm saying. Sometimes I think that that's enough. That's too much. That's too much.

Yeah, I mean, there's something very erotic about being, having a guy cum inside your your pussy that's not your husband for a second i was getting scared okay i'm speaking from my point of view something sexy about having a guy come in your husband's ass no no unless you're into that when i know you're not he's gagging again do i need to bring up no we're not talking Yeah gagging again. Do I need to bring up Assy? No, we're not talking about Assy. Come on. Let me rephrase that whole thing. Man eating woman's ass. Fine. Woman eating woman's ass. Fine. Anyone eating man's ass, not good.

Okay okay we beat that horse like putting a cigarette out and fried eggs not attractive not attractive well there's um this whole thing about the whole wife breeding thing it's it's breaking a taboo because you know it's is somebody else's come that's kind of what i was getting at well and that's the whole hot wifing thing like oh yeah you hear the whole phrase um steven our number one fan number one fan hi buddy and it's teetering it's tithering and teetering whatever he's teetering teetering it's a word uh, tittering is, if you titter, it's different than teetering.

Teetering is like you're on the tip and you could fall over the fence one way or the other. Okay, so anyway, we'll stick with the interesting stuff now. You used the wrong fucking word. I use what word I want. You can't just make up words. He's teetering. I run the board. I can make up words. He's tittering. Okay, so he's on the fence whether he's still going to be our number one fan. He doesn't reach out so much. We have a gentleman who sends me jokes and stuff like that. He's climbing the ranks, baby. He's climbing the ranks. He's right there. I know. Two more jokes.

I think he overtakes Steven. Okay, go on.

What were we going to say about being on the fence oh no they talk about reclaiming like when you play if you're fucking another man's wife then the husband can get to go reclaim you right right and that's a whole big i mean to me it's like they make it sound like it's a big game like dungeons and dragons which is a bdsm thing but anyway um it's like no i don't have to reclaim her she's mine anyway yeah you know i just i just loan her out and then power washer i don't even loan her out it's like i give you free will oh that's the way that's the way i look at it it's and and god bless you you like you said hey so and so's coming over tomorrow at one o'clock is that okay with you it's like i'm okay with it it's up to you i'm not fucking the guy well i want to make sure you don't have you know no i had my my girlfriend's coming over and you gotta hold the camera this time and you know whatever or join in or go home tell me one time that happened never okay said vince never but okay but you could and by that if i tell you that it means i'm going down to the studio i'm going to lock the doors and masturbate oh that's code my girlfriend's coming over there's rosie palm and her four thing if you see me just scrubbing one hand in the kitchen i'm cleaning moisturizing just the one hand so it kitchen.

I'm cleaning as fast as I can. Moisturizing just the one hand so I feel soft. I'll clean it as fast as I can. It's mine. As often as I want. Oh, my God. You're just so not right. But, yeah. I'm very right. Well, for us, there is no reclaiming. I mean, some guys say that I have to go back and, you know, dirty her up again, but whatever. I mean, whatever your fantasy is. In all fairness, like, one thing we're not into is choking. Yeah, okay. And we tell guys you play with, don't choke. Don't choke me. Because. It could be dangerous.

Well, besides that, besides that, I don't feel, I hate to sound. Like my dad and say it's degrading. None he ever said that it's also my dad same impersonation um of course actually the same impersonation here's our dad's now birth deceased okay okay moving on to something happier but anyway um you think it's degrading you think it's degrading and again i don't want to sound like i'm someone who claims property i don't think of you as property um because there's no value there interest rates keep going up but there's still no value there. The property value, it's plummeting.

It's a super fun site. It has no street value. I can see the super fun site. Now, wait a minute. I like the super fun analogy. I didn't say fun. I said fun-da. Fun-da. Yeah, I put a D in there. You should be trying to be the super fun site. I was this afternoon. Not to me um but anyway oh well too bad for you no wow let's just say that was a super fun a lot of things get dumped in me okay i'm just saying exactly if if i liked you that would hurt um but anyway no i i'll use a phrase a terminology that like you're mine right I don't mean that in a possessive way.

Can I just get out of these shackles, please, for once? Can I just, I need to pay. Put the ball gag back in. But anyway, no, you're someone I care about. That might be better to say. So I don't want to see harm or the portrayal of harm to you. Right. That infuriates me. Right. I'm a very protective person, but not possessive. Oh, there's a difference between... Oh, sure there is. Okay. No, no, I'm agreeing. I'm just saying, yeah, that's actually interesting. Yeah, you're not possessive, you're protective. Yeah. And there is a difference. Yes, there is. Yeah.

Like, you get upset sometimes when guys smack my ass too too hard and it's fine it because my ass gets red really easy anyway i think just looks good visually back to my seat they do that and you're like doing a video like oh yeah oh yeah oh but then like after they leave everything it's like motherfucker smack my ass kind of hard it's It's then don't let him smack your ass you sometimes you complain about yeah sometimes yeah it's like oh you can't have it both ways yeah i agree but when i looked at the video i'm like yeah i'm glad i didn't complain because it looked really good i think i could get over that you didn't complain when did that ever oh that's the i'm looking at me i'm looking out the window right now i don't see the four horsemen on the horizon so the world's not ending now but anyway so back to the topic we've kind of wandered wife breeding breeding yeah i mean the fantasy of it of and again for you you know i mean you're past the point of ever being able to get pregnant again oh yeah i believe so so let me ask you a question about that we have other topics that are kind of related yeah um is there a level of empowerment hang on for you knowing one you're making this guy or guys or team or counties or or the fifth regiment um have an orgasm like bringing them to orgasm and like kind of say it's a cream pie obviously like like empowering them like you that you know you're like okay yeah i'm gonna let you come in me is there is there an empowerment for you with that well yeah in fact that's funny when you gave me this list of the wife reading and female empowerment is next on the list you know um yeah well i definitely think it's oh yeah i'm sorry yeah it's um you can say call call it empowerment.

There's a... It's an endearment? In a way, yeah, because... It makes men endeared to you. It's like, oh, my God, I had to wear a condom with somebody or whatever. You know, it's like, oh, my God, most girls don't want me to do that. Well, I don't, for us, it's not a problem because I, well, I can't get pregnant, obviously.

But, you know, yeah, it's definitely something that brings them closer to me because they can do that with me when they can't do that with other people possibly possibly and um which is more empowering what is that vaginal cream pie or anal cream pie oh you know it's because it's more more taboo okay that's what i'm thinking How many people, you know. I'm asking you for you. I can't say that's, you know. Oh, yeah. Well, for me, anal is just, you know, where I want to be most of the time anyway, because that's just, for me, sometimes it just feels better.

It sounds like our friend Jay, she has really discovered anal. Yes, and she wrote a. And is now actually loving that. Yes. In fact, when... Makes them both come faster. Oh, yeah. There's no doubt about it. But it's a little tighter. It's a little different feeling if you talk to guys. You know, it kind of feels the same, but other guys say it feels a little bit different.

Or maybe just the fact that it's in their head that it's not the pussy it's the ass which is more taboo it makes it a little more naughty and how many women well men women i think people don't give it up yeah sure don't don't you don't oh you know not my ass not my ass and i was like that too for a little while i tell my boyfriend no not in your ass see he says you have a vagina. I said, then don't get your dick out. Keep it. We're here having beers. Put your dick a fucking way. Oh, man. You know? Jesus Christ. You think when you're an altar boy, you could just fucking be the altar boy. No.

Sorry. I was wrong. You're wrong on so many levels here. But, yeah, I mean, the anal is usually the taboo thing. A lot of people don't want to give it up. They're not, you know, it's something that they keep for themselves or they don't do anal at all because it doesn't feel good or whatever. Well, I think, okay, I'll put myself in a position of a single guy. Right. Okay, one, I get to fuck this guy's wife. Right. Which is hot. He's right there. Right. Okay. Two, I'm going to, you know, cream pie her, which is. Oh, that's pretty. Yeah, that's kind of taboo. That's kind of taboo.

Now it's like, okay, I get to fuck her ass in front of her husband. That's even more taboo. And then I get to cream pie her ass. That's even more taboo. It's just like, you know. Thank you. It's like, okay, I get to fuck her ass in front of her husband. I do more taboo. And then I get to cream pie her ass. I do more taboo. It's just like, you know. It's taboo on top of taboo on top of taboo. Sorry, that was me. I hit this. Oh, okay, gotcha. Sorry. Okay. Yeah, so that's kind of very, very cool there. I guess it is a type of empowerment. So, yeah, because. Too close, sorry.

I'm letting people, you know, do those things to me, but I'm, I'm allowing them to, especially every time you let a guy fuck your ass, you're always like, okay, I don't usually put guys in my ass, but okay. And he says, you told me that the last three times. Okay. They're just like a little, there's a sign back there that says enter here. I've seen all your videos, and it's the same thing for all of them. I enjoy anal. I would have done anal today if I was just two inches taller. And I could have just like bent over. It was like perfect.

His dick was like right there, but I was just two inches too short. Stays on over, baby. Oh, there you go. Is that a thread or a promise? Oh, we got the fist ready for me. Oh, I'm going to get my two hours of anal fisting. Did we ever explain that? I'm pretty sure we did. Okay. If you make it like short and just abbreviated just to recap. Should I just tell the story of that or with my daughter? That just sounded wrong. Now I got to explain it.

Now you got sounded wrong now i gotta explain i made a joke up once my daughter was living with us when she was younger and we always kid around um about sexual things we'd be going to bed and like okay we're gonna go make some animal noises just ignore that and she's like dad that's disgusting well she moves out she got old enough she moved out got married to everything else her husband was a great guy and in that time i started joking around with donna you know the whole reverse psychology thing of like nope don't be sucking my dick tonight whatever you do i would hate if you suck my dick tonight okay so with that one time i just made a joke like you keep that shit up dana i'm not giving you two hours of anal fisting there you go so that was a joke and i've said it countless times and obviously not been aware when i said it so one night he says it so much that's the problem so one day my daughter and uh brought the son-in-law were here and i'm making dinner and stuff like that.

And again, it just slips out. Something went on with the conversation. I said, Donna, keep it up. You're not getting your two hours of anal fisting. All of a sudden, my daughter slams her fist on the table. She goes, that's where the fuck he got it. I'm like, what? And now my son-in-law, back up real quick. Son-in-law, very stoic, very quiet young man, a great guy.

very quiet young man a great guy um he doesn't has very little sense of humor if he told a joke you would not know it right he's pretty dry yeah he's super dry um great guy though love him to death um and anyway i go what she goes the other day he says to me keep that up i'm not giving youing. I was like, where the fuck did you get that from? She goes, all he did was laugh and walked away. She goes, I should have guessed he got it from you. Yep, yep. And I said, oh, I guess I must have said that in front of him. So apparently he also says a lot of other things I say.

So that's our running joke. I guess I'm not a good influence. Not in the least. Maybe that's why they won't let me teach at Sunday school. That's probably one reason. But you're over there and he's got his fist and he's kind of like mock spitting on him. Like, oh, two hours of anal fisting, here we go. So anyway, so do you find that empowering and a turn on getting cream pie? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's very hot.

hot it's very hot it's um there's the fantasy i have about the breeding and it is just a fantasy it's like having you know guys coming you over and over and over again i i think in the fantasy realm i find very erotic the reality i don't know it seems like it'd be kind of messy and slippery and whatever well i think sticky and messy well there's uh the one girl cream pie kathy yes i saw she does like a lot of gangbang things with we're just a cream pie cream pie gangbang yep yeah and you would think when you get that full of semen that no one's getting traction and they're going to last forever.

Yeah, that's what I would think. You know? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we'll have to experiment. Wow. No shyness there. Well, I think I'm due for a decent threesome. Maybe a cream pie thing might be kind of fun.

I haven't heard back from our friend that we approached about that if he had a friend yeah yeah to reach out to him again so um it could be interesting so the fantasy of breeding where do you stand with that it's i find it very erotic in the fantasy form okay well and to the part of acting out the fantasy i find also very erotic i just like like we said before with fantasies are always better than reality i think be really cool would be fucked by multiple guys i have them all come inside of me i find that very erotic okay so is it a fantasy or role-playing it could be a little bit of both sure okay sure no wrong answer no no there's definitely a little bit of role-playing i mean like be a little bit of both, sure.

Okay. Sure. No wrong answer. No, no. There's definitely a little bit of role-playing there. I mean, like you've done things with the stepson thing. Yeah, that's hard to get into that role. I don't find that very... Well, but theoretically, the stepson and breeding the stepmom. Oh, that's true. There could be that crossover. You even have the pregnancy belly. Oh, I do. The fake one. The fake one. Yeah. I just... They're like, well, she's gained some weight.

We'll just call it the pregnancy belly oh i do the fake one the fake one yeah i just like well she's gained some weight we'll just call it a pregnancy yeah yeah there are guys who um approached me on certain platforms that that's what they really wanted to see and i obliged them by getting that prosthetic it was really silly because i'm picturing me like oh no look at me i'm kind of, I sent you that picture. I'm like, oh, look, look, it came in the mail today. My pregnancy value. And people found it very erotic. It's like very bizarre.

But eroticism transcends so many different weird taboos, fetishes, whatever you want to call them, that this whole pregnancy and wife breeding is just one aspect of all these fetishes. So, I mean, they were gratified by it. They really enjoyed the video. They thought it was something very erotic. And, you know, the guys were writing, oh, yeah, my young sperm would impregnate you.

And it's no one dude i'm in menopause it's by a lot yeah let's let's go back to biology class my hand could open the doorknob but the factory's shut exactly you could turn the knob all you fucking want all the workers have gone home pretty much the equipment is gone the equipment well the Equ, the equipment's still there. The equipment's there, but it's just not being used. The power has been shut off. The power. Nothing is running. Oh, this kid insisted. Oh, man, I'm 24. My sperm is so strong, blah. I'll knock you up. That was his fantasy, though.

And I was like, at first I did argue with him.

I was like,'s not gonna happen here like let's go biology 101 folks biology 101 let's go back let's follow the science here and he just wasn't getting it so i just played into it and he loved when i made that video he was like yeah i was on top of that i was like there you go i just i'm just here to please i guess but it's there's always that psychological aspect that's always behind the veil of these fetishes in all honesty again it's a topic in itself the whole fantasies you know that maybe we need to explore that as a next show sure that you know vanilla life where you don't have fantasies you don't have desires per se just like okay we're going to do missionary and that's all we're going to do you know we're going to do the typical you know men and night sex thing no i i but we it's just we've been in the swinger life so for so long it's but even before swinging um we didn't do just missionary before i was no where you yeah but brought me into the fold my grandparents i've talked about this a hundred years ago on the show um like my grandparents only had sex my grandfather apparently thought you only had sex to reproduce you didn't have it for pleasure or anything else.

He only had it to have my father. Wow. And once she got pregnant with my father, that was it. Sex stopped. I think. Maybe that's why he's a crotchety old fuck. Well, yeah, they're missing the whole boat. Yes, sex can definitely be for that. But we also found it for us and other couples, millions of couples that find that having intimacy, however you describe it, whether there's intercourse or not, it doesn't matter. Some type of intimacy strengthens that. The next show is about we're going to do fantasies. Oh, we can do fantasies. It's like how important fantasies are. Oh, absolutely.

Let me write that down. Okay, you write that down, and I'm just going to shut up about it because we'll leave that for the next show. Okay. Well, shutting up is a whole other story. Yeah, that ain't happening any time soon, is it now? So we kicked the horse about breeding. Yeah. Okay? Fun.

And again, I want to thank everyone for listening or whatever we were doing here guys we're just if you're listening yeah exactly we're just background noise again i challenge i haven't done this while i challenge you all um again we don't ask you for a dime um and we won't um but um we challenge you to find two friends you think might like the podcast. Hopefully friends that you like. Well. Maybe if you hate them in this form of torture, that's fine too. Friends that, one, listen to podcasts, two are open sexually. They don't have to be swingers. No, just have an open mind.

Just something to have fun. And again, we try to bring you the swinger lifestyle. We try to bring you fun with sex. We try to bring you a little bit of humor maybe yeah crickets crickets on this side if i show them pictures you naked they'll laugh oh yeah absolutely and they're all over the internet so have at it yeah but anyway so again we can't thank you guys all enough men and women and everybody else you identify as um so i want to thank you for listening and uh until next show yep have a great night everybody