Why some women prefer anal with playmates

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show half over there on the other side of the room v'm your bigger half you're definitely my better half too he is he's my better half don't even don't even think he's not i keep telling you i am oh well yeah i think these subliminal um you know tapes that you play at night are working i'm beginning to believe no they're not i'm not getting sex 24 7. okay okay maybe they're not working sorry about that so what are you doing i'm just gonna play louder oh i i was playing with something today that generates images yeah i was just curious when i saved them out i have to talk to the microphone what size are they saved them out, I was curious, what size are they? Oh. Well, I see these naked people. Yeah, for the magazine. Okay. I was like, I'm seeing like naked people. I'm like, what's that? You're not used to seeing that, right? Yeah, right. That's my point. So it's like, oh, my God. I'm starting to lay out the magazine for... Nice. Next next week okay yeah which is next week next week so next wednesday or thursday it'll come out all right oh i don't know what guess what i'm doing this weekend i have no idea me either party yeah go to a computer yeah we all are that's fine so well we're getting the components all in place to set up the video podcast i know we have the
Speaker2: I'll see you next time. Yeah, go to a computer. Yeah, we all are. That's fine. So, well, we're getting the components all in place to set up the video podcast. I know.
Speaker1: We have the big TV behind you that's bigger than you. That's not hard to do.
Speaker2: Well.
Speaker1: That's not hard to do at all. I can't wait to tuck that up. Porn's going to look so good on that. You know what's going to happen. 65-inch TV with porn. 65-inch TV. We're going to bring our little chairs over, and we're going to be watching movies down there going, He he he have in the living room is like. Yeah, you bitched about that. Well, that is so small? Oh well our 55 inch tv fell off the wall fell off the wall i mean it was like so we have we have to have an extra 42 inch tv so it's fine now we're watching a movie the other night she goes it is you know it is like a postage stamp it is small and then i said what are we talking about and she goes and the tv i said oh So we just ordered this big 65-inch hunkin' TV that we're going to mount on a shelf. Not on the wall, because every time we've done that, it comes off the wall. Not every time, but one time. Yeah, one time. But so we're going to have like a little video display going on behind Donna as we do the video podcast. Should be interesting. Yeah. She won't know what I'm putting up behind me. No, that's what scares me. You know, there's going to be all kinds of crap going on. I'll be talking like all serious and whatnot. And there'll be all kinds of silliness going on behind me. Would I do that to you? With little fingers above my head, making me look like a little devil. Hell no. I just actually put horns up. Oh, there you go. You want to do your fingers. Take those embarrassing child photographs of you and put them up. Of course. That would be embarrassing. Oh, no. Oh, no, don't do that. Put a little videotape of me throwing up every time you mention ass eating. Eating a man's ass. Okay. me okay but anyway um if you want to reach out to us info at hot wife podcast dot com there you go and uh spunk lube oh spunk lube.com if you need lubricant for anything using toys or you know sometimes you know furniture across the floor yeah exactly uh you want to shave spunk lube well we can't say that for sure no i i do use it for that maybe yeah you can i guess but it's not really not meant for that for that and you know you're you know whatever but you know use it with caution if you do i don't want to someone do it go hey it fucked me up well i'm just saying especially yeah you put that on someone you got a big gangly fucking crotch full of hair and you smear that on there it's just not gonna really cut the mustard there where the hair or the hair yeah that could be so see i have hardwood floors so it's and she has no hair in her pussy and i have no hair in my pussy either so but anyway uh i But anyway. I find it silky. You can see what I'm doing, who I'm doing, and all kinds of the craziness at hotwifedonnalyn.com. And come look at me. And the new magazine is 50ShadesOfPleasure.com. Check that out. So I'm going back to the free one. No one seems to want to buy it, so. oh that's that's too bad i understand just i don't have to put uh two together hard hardcore stuff in it so that's fine with me you know we just have some compelling articles oh so compelling so compelling so anyway tonight's topic is um the lifestyle hot wives uh why they prefer or they why they like anal with other men we did a show like we did not saving it for something special saving it for something special this is kind of the counter show yeah the counter show it's like they're you're giving it away to all kinds of strange men well but okay is there a reason why they would prefer to have it oh it's um well for me it's not really a preference it's just an added on because you and i did anal before and then when i got more old hat no you kind of got me broken in so to speak so to speak so i'm just broken no you're not broken jesus far from it dear far from it but now i'm nice of nervous or as intimidated
Speaker2: We'll be right back. just broken no you're not broken jesus far from it dear far from it but now i'm nice uh nervous
Speaker1: or is intimidated with most men who have average size bringing a python you know yeah yeah there's still like mr still has some limitations it's more accepting but still has a limitation yeah every now and then i have surprised myself and i've even surprised you i remember oh yeah i took Thank you.
Speaker3: Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you. it's more accepting but still has a limitation yeah um every now and then i i have surprised myself and i've even surprised you i remember oh yeah i took mr beer can on the veranda and i and you're like i didn't think you were gonna do that no and i was like well but the money we're saving on toilet paper now well here's the weird thing with that it was like his big thick beer can cock hurt more in my pussy than it did in my ass. Because your pussy is much more muscular. It's because you can tighten up and all that. So you stretch it out. I don't know. I see shit like that. My ass puckers me. I'm sure it does. But here's the thing. Speaking from someone who doesn't have a vagina, I tell you what, I look at that in my ass puckers i'm sure it does but here's the thing i don't think speaking from someone who doesn't have a vagina i tell you what i look at that my ass hurt i won't even near it well the thing is it's like he's like spreading the muscle of my vagina apart with and there's a lot more to it there isn't as much muscle in the back door so it's a little more pliable for me so you know And I was already used to anal so that wasn't a problem so it was just just um i i think i did practice with them i think i found my biggest hugest most gigantic butt plug that i have and i used it was the fire hydrant i used spunk lube with that and i was able to get it in there's no way i could have not used spunk lube this one never and so when i was doing him anally oh i had the spunk lube right there because i knew that it was going to be a challenge for that way and it was but it was okay i have my Foot on the foot. I my finger on the mute button it's like tickling my nose I'm sitting like oh I'm not making weird weird faces at your you know other than normal but okay that's what that was about yeah so I think with you opening the door I was able to take on a lot more the back door the back door right I was able to take on a lot more. The back door. The back door, right? I could take a lot more in. Okay, so I think that's one aspect why women might, you know, because you've adjusted to your husband. Exactly. Okay, and if you have a playmate that is more endowed than your husband, it could be as you're saying more uh well but he wasn't i don't mind a little bit bigger he was drastically bigger drastically bigger oh yeah yeah that was like a tree trunk he was more girth than length yeah thank god he was proportionate if they had length too i don't know why i still will be walking right but yeah i i it's see once you have the experience and you know what your body's going to do because you have somebody been able to like practice with then taking on a strange is that how you look at it honey these men are just here to for me to practice practice now you're you okay. It's even worse, isn't it? You want to hone it down so you're good for them, not for me. Well, you're a little more confident because it's very intimidating. It can be, you know, there's people like the whole pain thing that women or men, you know, think about possibly with anal. But we've also heard from guys with larger penises, they don't like to do anal it hurts them yes we have heard now that might be see you're a woman who's never had a child right so your pussy's a little tighter right and you've had some messy shits i'm guessing i had giant turds so i'm good so one was stretched out where like women who've had kids their asshole might be a little more puckered right right yeah no and and their pussy might be a little more open right exactly so you know it's a thing but yeah but i could see where a guy with you know beer can and there was that other big mike guy right right stuff like that it's like man it just hurts yeah and i think some of it is too is you know a lot of these guys they get wider at the base and they want to put all I'll see you next time. just hurts yeah and i think some of it is too is you know a lot of these guys they get wider at the base and they want to put all of it in there you know i'm bringing 14 inches i'm gonna get 15 inches in oh my god yeah it's like uh and all of a sudden yeah it's just like you know yeah they hit bottom pretty easily on me they hit the bottom of your heart yeah that's true it's like oh my god that's ridiculous but at once like i said once you like get over that and you start uh it starts to feel good or i always found it um to be very pleasurable if i had any kind of like clitoral stimulation because then when i wasn't quite used to anal it was like um being well when you're stimulated in multiple avenues yeah it seemed to open up more i could i could i was more uh oh it's sort of we're forgiving that's like having a threesome right you know when you're uh you know like you're being aroused in one way and then being aroused in another way in the same time right you know like the time with one time with one time you with another woman, you know, one of you is sitting on my dick, one of you is sitting on my face. It was just, you know. It's all good. Yeah. One of you is sitting on my dick and one of you was licking my balls. That was pretty good. That was too good. Too good. It's like, all of a sudden it was like a hair trigger. It's like, no. Oh, not good. So, can we try that again? So, anyway. Give you a little bit of time. But, no, I think one of the reasons, too, they might like that is because it is kind of dirty. Not, I mean, like, in a muddy i mean it could be no it's like um but we took like i said the other show we kind of talked about it's like that it's it is taboo there is a dirty it's still a taboo that's what i guess i would want to use yeah it is a dirty taboo kind of like it's a turn on for that guy right you know and so many guys are like oh you do anal it's like yeah when the mood strikes me absolutely and and i'm not always in the mood to do anal but when i'm in the mood to do anal i'm in the mood to do anal and um that little uh article you gave me to read like they were saying like um anal in the bedroom is much different than like in in porn because you know the porn is always they're pounding the hell out of you and whatever and you know anal sometimes is a little more sensual but when we were doing that threesome with the the host and the hostess or foursome actually you were in there too uh he was pounding me anally and it was great prior to that there was a lot of build up the three of you were playing right your pussy like you're getting fucked you're getting kissed you're getting your nipples like yeah so you were sucking dick you revved up yeah you i was all the all the gears were engaged yeah so that does make a difference if there was bodily fluids to be secreted you had secreted them and then some yeah so i think they had to wash their sheets and i think too when you get into um the sperm of the moment um you know you got so much going on that you might overlook things yeah absolutely you know so but i think that the thing for women to want to give anal to especially i guess if maybe if it's someone that you want to be a special play toy that you want them back or something exactly you're letting them know they're kind of special i don't know i don't give anal to any of my play toys whether they want it or not well at least none of the men stop it no no no dry heaving today none no stop it stop it so yeah i mean it's it's nice to keep it special but it is so erotic it is so dirty taboo um and it is the the naughty the naughty thing. It's a to keep it special, but it is so erotic. It is so dirty, taboo. And it is the naughty thing. The naughty spot. Yeah, the naughty spot. A couple of guys you've surprised. I thought it was pretty funny. When you go to fuck them, you put it right in your ass. And they didn't know it. And you go, you know what you're fucking me? There's a couple. It's just like logistics. It's like every time we do doggy, it it's like dude you're in my ass again because it's he's like taller than me no matter what he does one of the last guys here yeah no matter what position he would get in it's in my ass it's like i should just just like prep a little bit more because i was i wasn't expecting it so i was like whoa hello you have to have a little thing and how tall are you yeah exactly over five eight okay well then i have to prep my anus well wait a minute do like measure the inseam what is your inseam lines up you have to measure from his knee to his inseam because it's like when he's kneeling doggy style oh he's kneeling yeah kneeling. Yeah, that's true. You need to go from knee to dick height.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: Well, that's 22 inches. That's ass height. If you're at 20 inches, you get vaginal. Well, I bet you there is a mathematical equation to figure that shit out. First, you have to measure what you're measuring when you're on your knees from knees to hole. Each hole. Knees to hole. I bet you. And you have to measure from where to where to their penis when it's erect and see if the and then which hole lines up yeah that's funny okay i can i know this there's something there's a math problem right in here there's a theorem right here you can't figure it out you have to have the numbers and there's no equation you have to have it's like okay if you're on your knees and your knees from your knees to your pussy hole is let's say 20 inches picking a number and from your knees to your asshole is 22 Now, the the guy on his knees is if he's on his knees and has an erect penis if it's 23 inches he's going to the center of his penis he's ass he's at 19 to 21 at 21 he gets this pick which one he can be he can be double dipping you know i, I mean, you know. But if he's 20, like 19 or 20 inches, then he's vag. If he's 21 to 24, he's anus. If he's over that, he's just fucking your butt crack. Yeah, pretty much. I'm glad you cleared that up. Then he has to stand on the edge of the bed while you're kneeling on the bed something like that which is a whole nother set of measurements now i know you're gonna make it all confusing and this math thing and that you know we're gonna have to have one of those things like at the amusement parks if you're this tall you can ride the ride yeah if you stand here if your penis is this tall you go to anus you go to hole a well or hole b you have to have one when they're standing and then one when they're kneeling on the bed and then one maybe one that if i turn around and use my mouth that could be another well you're flexible with that you can get on your knees you can sit on a bench a little more flexible sure sit on the edge of the bed i mean it's a lot you know that's a whole different see that's where the variable x comes in or in our case xxx but you know know a whole different different thing different equation equation it's just what's the height it's that simple it's like saying i need an equation to figure out how long an eight foot board it's eight foot yes but everybody's different eight foot well the equation for that is x over y to the seventh square to this so that is eight foot now you know as well as i do that a two by four is not a two by four yes and the length of eight feet is not always eight well okay unlike a two by four which is actually you know three and a half five one and a half yeah you know so if i measure from your knee to your asshole when it measures 21 inches is oh no it's not really 21 inches it's actually what if i'm bloated what if i'm bloated one day we're not fucking your belly roll you're fucking i don't know i don't know what's the height to your belly button if you want to fuck you in a belly button there there must be some kind of like you know differences well the interesting thing is if you're on the bed on your knees on my bed on the knees okay okay that dimension from if he's standing on the ground dimension from there to your pussy hole is probably the same as if you stood up and he stood there to your mouth it might be it might be four foot eleven that's what it is that's what it is but now my head hurts that that is interesting though i mean people you know they don't quite line up and there's been some guys you play with that i think you don't think are deserving of the tuckus now that could be too you know sometimes i if they're super nice and they're you know but i think agreeable to do with it what's that mood has a lot to do yeah yeah because sometimes you're just like i've been doing too much back there i think i'm going to keep up in the front door okay yeah sometimes you just you know or or sometimes you're just in the mood to do something else or it's just you start out doing one thing thing and all of a sudden it feels good. So it's like, I was going to do anal, but you know what, this really feels good in my pussy. So, you know, and I really liked the reverse cowgirl, but I could still do it on my ass reverse cowgirl. It's either just too many variables. I just, you know. Such a problem. It is such a problem. Boy, am I simple. I just, I just have a penis in the same place all the time. All the time. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. I'm glad it's there. Yeah. If I look for it and it's not there, I'm in deep shit. Where did I leave it? Son of a bitch. I think I left it at work. Oh, I hate it when you... Don't you hate it when you leave your penis at work? Oh, it's in the test drawer. It's, you know. I just put it in my coffee cup so it doesn't roll away. That's a good idea. Yeah. Oh, I know, I know. Anal is so much fun to talk about, though. It's, it's. No, it's fine. Just, I just, you know, that's eating a man's ass. No, I i'm not going there i'm just talking about anal in my ass because i really i like you know in your ass it's great it feels good and you get it's um it's like if everything is like all the neurons are firing the right way i can have some of the greatest orgasms sure with anal stimulation shoulder fixed yeah i mean once you get your shoulder fixed you can maybe do your little gang bang or double penetration that'll be fun that'll be a whole lot of fun yeah i i don't i don't know if i can do it quite yet no you can't your shoulder's too fucked up yeah it's very tender, you know, it's, you know, it was fun. It was fun while I had the chance, so I'm glad I did it. It was a good time. Well, not like your shoulder is never going to be fixed. We just got to wait for the insurance to kick in so they pay for it. Yeah, and all that. So, unless you have, if someone has $30,000, they will send it to Donna to get her shoulder fixed while our piece of shit insurance doesn't cover it send the check to info it i may have to be a little more creative with pillows and whatnot which might be which might be another thing to think about you know because you know being like all fours can be a little, but I mean, still, I mean, there are good days and bad days. So here's a question. So, you know, a lot of women complain that as they get older, they get dry. Do you think anal would be a cure for that? Does your ass dry up too? That's my question. That's a good question. I don't know. I do know. I mean, like when you were going through the whole menopause thing and your your vagina lining was too thin it was very sore yeah whatever's cool whatever you think if you would have gone to anal sooner that would have made a difference or do you think that still hurt yeah i think my whole like um the whole region well again well the whole perception it hurt yeah yeah i used to have orgasms this is going to sound really strange they burned the orgasms burned so yeah sex was kind of like weird i mean i was oh i'm so awesome like my head was into it but my body was like doing all kinds of weird things like um like i always tell you like having intercourse was like being fucked with 40 grit sandpaper it was raw i told you it was wrong because it was 80 it was 80 on my dick oh i'm sorry i would never fuck you with 40 yeah that's just wrong that's just cool it was yeah it was just very very it felt very gritty yeah i wasn't crazy about the double-sided tape it's a good thing you're not you know too hairy because that could have been really brutal oh that that would take care of. That definitely would take care of it. I don't want to know how your piece goes. But the nice thing is when you rip off that double-sided tape, your dick swells so thick. Oh, so good. It looks so impressive. I can't do anything with it. Road rash your dick has peeled fucking four layers of skin off. Not that I tried it often. Oh, God. But hypothetically, if I had, that would hurt. That would hurt. Yes. I think hypothetically, that could hurt. And don't use 3M tape, it's all I'm saying. I mean, hypothetically. Grilla tape. Don't use the... Oh, don't use gorilla tape. Oh, fuck. That takes your... No spray adhesive either. No spray adhesive. Oh. Oh, there's glue. You can peel that off easy. That's terrible. Okay. Enough of this 40 grit sandpaper thing. You just made this the sexy days like right out the window. All right, people. Thank you for listening and we'll talk to you next time. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you next time.