Why isn't Prostitution Legal?

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The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast.

I just want to make sure that you know that you should not take anything we say here as professional advice i love that disclaimer every time i hear it i'm like even as advice exactly if you're taking anything we say wholeheartedly you need to see a doctor you need to see someone that can give you professional advice yeah shame on you yeah but you know what it's a necessary disclaimer yeah if someone goes and tries something that we made a joke about right whatever and they go well you said i should do this no no here's when i hear that i giggle i'll tell you to go fuck yourself well you can go fuck yourself Depends You fuck yourself all the time I tell you to go fuck yourself Well if you can go fuck yourself Depends You fuck yourself all the time I married you so yeah I guess I did Oh Wow starting early aren't we Zing I didn't even get the wonderful husband introduction No not yet I am here with my wonderful husband That's fine I see what kind of show this is going to be I guess you mean I can fuck myself By using a toy That's where I was going I figured as much I took the low route You opened up that can of worms right up The gauntlet's been thrown I accept the challenge I skipped a.

I skipped a wonderful husband who went right to the gutter. Right to the jugular. I love you, dear. How are you getting your car to the mechanic tomorrow? I'm walking, it looks like. Sounds like you're pushing that shit. That's okay. Okay. Wow. I love you, dear. Oh, you're so fortunate. Your eyebrows stink. Yeah, I know. Anyway, so a topic near and dear to your heart. Making prostitution legal. No, not making. Why is it prostitution? Why is it? Okay. Why is it prostitution legal? I don't know. Why is it? I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, I think, you know, right off the bat, the simple thing to say is, it's like, wait, they're making everything else, fucking drugs and shit, all legal. It's just a matter of time? I don't know. I think that there's, people want to tie more morals into that than, you know, it's like, because people don't. And drugs are okay? I didn't say that.

I'm just saying, I'm playing devil's advocate here yeah it's like because and drugs are okay i didn't say that i'm not i'm just saying i'm i'm playing devil's advocate here it's like oh it's okay for you to shoot heroin they've made that legal or decriminalizes someone addicted to sex does go hold up stores you know they need sex money hey man come on man i need some money for a blow job dude come on give me what's in the register i need my balls licked man i need my fix come on man maybe maybe i i don't see that happening but maybe i'm just saying yeah maybe that's ridiculous you know yeah it's ridiculous you have people addicted to drugs.

That's a stereotype. Right, exactly. And, you know, the whole aspect of, like, you know, you see the footage in Philly. There's the Kensington area of Philly. It's just loaded. The streets are loaded with fucking drug addicts, man, that are just whacked the fuck out. In stupors, yeah, it's terrible. I don't know, you know, they're also out on the street, not just on the stoops, yeah. Seriously? Oh, you get a little fucking crossword puzzle game, you think you have a big vocabulary now. Jesus Christ, just smell me. Look, I came up with a four-letter word that ends in Z.

You know, fucking, fucking, whatever. But, yeah, I mean, you're going to pay for sex one way or the other. Let's look at it this way. Point it simple. Are you paying for sex with me? Every day. And I'm not getting the sex. That's the part I'm worried about. Yeah, that's not a good deal, is it? I know you sit there and go, okay, wait, how many girls did you play with the last party? Thank you. The sex, that's the part I'm worried about. Yeah, that's not a good deal, is it? I know, you sit there and go, okay, wait, how many girls did you play with at the last party?

Okay, well, that's the equivalent of... Okay, last party was in June. You're doing the math. Did that, did we play with her? That's the kind of sex. She had how many work at? Okay, that. Okay, so May of next year, we can play. You're filled up. Your dance card is filled up till then. I can't let you give or receive too many orgasms. You know, but anyway. Them in and of themselves, it puts them into a stupor as well. Yeah. Okay, let's get to the fun part of the prostitution thing. Okay. Let's get into the you know, they should be able to regulate these women or men. Or men. Sure. Whoever.

Whatever they want to identify as. Whatever the fuck that's about. And get them regulated with diseases and stuff. Mm-hmm. Let's nip that in the bud. Thank you. whatever the fuck that's about and get them regulated with diseases and stuff let's nip that in the bud make it a legitimate job and now these people can also maybe be a legitimate company and maybe they can get benefits let's try paying taxes exactly why don't we send that even with marijuana, you know? Let's legalize it, tax it, and we wouldn't have a deficit. I don't think it is taxed, is it? I don't.

Because it's not federally accepted. Yeah, exactly. Now, it is a sale. It is a sale. So I don't know. And it's technically in the state of Pennsylvania, it's medicinal. Right. So they might not be able to tax it. One, because it's not federally legal. I'm trying to remember if I paid sales tax on that. It's also, since it is a medication, they might not tax it. Hmm, interesting. Homework for next show. Yeah, it will be homework for next show.

But they can do the same kind of thing with this i mean regulate it make it safe make it in an environment that's safe for these sex workers make it like you know like any other business you come with with a service and regulate everybody pay taxes make a legitimate job which i don't see the problem in that i just i just don't see it everybody's having sex anyway exactly you know and then then you also get into the aspect that Thank you.

make a legitimate job which i don't see the problem in that i just i just don't see it everybody's having sex anyway exactly you know and then then you also get into the aspect now here's the argument some people will make i'm sure okay is the aspect of like well then you're you're encouraging men to cheat or women to cheat they're going to do it anyway there's websites whether madison well not just ask you madison there's oh there Ashley Madison. There's a bunch. Swinner sites. Yeah, and we already know men and women are cheating anyway. They're going to do it anyway.

But at least in this aspect, everybody will be safe. It'll be a safe environment. You're not meeting somebody in some town somewhere. You can even look at it in this aspect, too. If it's a prostitute, I hate using that term, it sounds so negative. A sex worker. I even hate that. Well, what do you want to call them? Actually, I heard on Instagram some girls using this term, I'd like it now, mattress actresses. Mattress actress? That's good. I like that. I'm a mattress actress. Yep, that's it. So, um, the thing is, okay, so a husband, I'm just going this direction, it could be a wife thing too.

Sure. A husband wants anal. Right. And the wife's like, uh-uh, I ain't doing anal. Right, right. No, screw you. Well, he craves anal. So, you can either let your husband go out and try to pick up some woman at a bar or on a website and get his rocks off giving anal. Right. Okay, or getting whatever he wants. Thank you. But now they could go to one of these businesses. We're going to word it this way. And they can get what they want. They pay for it. It's regulated. It's all protected.

And he goes home a happy guy and he's not going to answer the woman's wife because his fantasy is being fulfilled. It's not a relationship. It's not a relationship. He's not going to be texting her. It was a business transaction. It's the same as I took my car to the car wash and I went through the car wash I had this need I needed my car to get cleaned But I took it to the place And I paid money And I got it so suds'd up It was so spanking clean Well it's clean, it wasn't that clean Versus like Hey honey, I want to go wash my car Fuck I ain't washing your car.

Well, I'm going to take it someplace else. I'm going to take it someplace else. Yeah, if you want to wash my car with me. That's right. I'll get somebody else who's going to want to wash my car with me. There you go. You know? So it's the same thing. Yeah. In our mind, it's the same thing. Yeah, in our mind. I mean, yes, you could get into the biblical, oh, it's a contract, da,da, with God, da-da, can be argued. Yes. Because if you want to argue it outside of prostitution, let's look at swinging. You know, I'm not supposed to let someone covet you.

I've told numerous guys, do not put her in that cabinet. I think that's different oh okay then I should let them put you in there you didn't say I think the thing is you don't covet thy neighbor's wife not cabinet her I thought that was like an old word yeah that's what I thought too neither of my neighbors do I want to do anything with their wives or put them in the cabinet I don't even want to go say hi to them I don't know. old word for the cabinet. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Neither of my neighbors do I want to do anything with their wives. Or put them in the cabinet.

I don't even want to go say hi to them. Not a very neighborly person, are you? I'm great. Oh, so you say. No, the one neighbor on the one side's okay. She's friendly. You don't have to hang out. But we were friendly. We just say hi to them. That's fine. We don't hang out with them. No, don't need to. Maybe I shouldn't cut the lawn naked. I don't have to hang out. But we work friendly. We just say hi to him. That's fine. We don't hang out with him. No. Don't need to. Maybe I shouldn't cut the lawn naked. I don't know. Now we already have a guy that cuts the lawn.

Now we have a guy who cuts the lawn naked. Yeah. Goddamn restraining order. I hate that. Just another one for the wall. Pretty soon I'll have that whole one wall in the living room coated. It's your signature. My signature collection. Autograph collection. I just think that, again, if guys have fantasies or whatever, that they want a certain type. Or a woman. Yeah, they want a certain type or a woman has a certain type. I mean, let's pretend a husband wants to be pegged or has interest in going by. Well, you know, he can go experiment. Right.

And not, you know, if he knows, like, I'm really happy with my wife. I don't know anybody like that. I don't know anybody like that either, so there you go. But he's like, you know, I kind of want to see what balls are like on the chin. But I can't tell my wife I want to, you know, fuck her girlfriend's husband. So maybe he gets that out of the way and it satisfies a need in his life. He can go back to his vanilla life and be happy. Maybe. Or he can confirm his thing and it's like, no, that really. It is really what I want. And again, you can fulfill that void.

I mean, we're only here in life for a short time, in all honesty. Well, this life, yeah. Can you guarantee me there's another one? Yeah, I think coming back is an inchworm, and it won't be short and frivolous, and they'll go terrible. Exactly, that'll be it. You're not much taller than that anyway. You know what? Yeah, it can't be. I'll be going backwards. I won't be. You keep saying you'll be taller. Yeah, maybe just be inside the species you will be coming back at. I'll be the biggest inchworm there is. I'll be an inch and a quarter. Getting away from our topic. I know.

So you and your fucking inchworms, you keep looking at me. I'm trying not to look at you when I say inchworm. Yeah, thanks. I'll look at you when I say anaconda.

Now I know you're just fucking being cruel so anyway but no i mean and for a woman you know it's like hey i i want to try a black eye yeah exactly and my husband would never let me do that right or i want to try someone with a really big cock right you know or i want to try anal but i don't want to disappoint my husband so maybe i go with someone a professional cock, you know, or I want to try anal, but I don't want to disappoint my husband. So maybe I go with someone, a professional who can, or maybe I want to try another woman. Exactly.

The interesting part about if they were, if they were to legalize the sex worker industry is that you could actually have a menu.

It could be like, you know, a menu and you can you can mix and match things and you could and there'll be people that are definitely more skilled in certain areas that you could get in a level of expertise that you're not going to get on the street necessarily yeah if you go to a good place i mean i could just yeah of course i mean yeah if you have a fantasy it's like oh you know i i want uh i want to fuck Little Bo Peep you can get that you can have fantasies I want Little Bo Peep to have a beard and an 8 inch cock whatever you can go do that when you go in ask for never mind that's the thing we can alleviate so much we can help limit I don't want to so i'm saying is we can alleviate so much yeah so much yeah we can help limit we can help limit the spread of diseases oh absolutely we can help tax base oh my god we can employ people yeah the oldest you know what do they say is the oldest uh profession in the world there it is it's right there show, I put that, that, you know, the oldest profession.

But how is it a profession? If you're not getting paid. If it's not legal. Yeah, it's always been under the... The doctor's a profession. If that was illegal, would we still call it profession? Wouldn't we call that, like... Good point. Criminals? True. It's the oldest criminal profession.

Well, it's not a profession if it's not accepted yeah that's true you know so i i mean i i think there's just so much that again we if we're gonna like was it oregon or washington state they'd legalize like all fucking drugs you could do really i just you know and again for those people who listen to the show, possibly, that might be out in the States, you know, I mean, only in Reno is prostitution legal. True. Not in Vegas, just in Reno, which is a town or a county or whatever it is. So it's like... Yeah, it's not going to be in the residential area, not going to be going down...

Well, it's no more than adult bookstores or anything else or bars or whatever, you know. There might be a district for it, you know. It has to be zoned. Yeah, it has to be zoned. Put it in an industrial park. Who the fuck are you going to defend? Oh, yeah, exactly. You know, you got to have room for the truckers to park. That's true. That's true.

I mean could yeah this could be a whole huge industry i mean you could have showers there so people are clean and then you know people are tested they could just think you could have a whole new industry too with you know sort of like grub hub would be like you know up, would they come to her house And fuck you? I want to order a blowjob With a side Of rim An extra deep throat Can I have some cheese sauce on the side? And I need that delivered I don't need that delivered And let's see, looking at the menu, I want James to deliver that. Yes.

Now, when you're going to somebody else's house, I think that takes out the safety issue that I always... Oh, sure. Oh, sure. But I'm saying it's... It would be like that. It would be like ordering off a menu. I think you couldn't do that for the safety of the worker. Exactly. No, they'd have to go to that. You'd have to go to a facility. Facility. Yeah. And it could be, I just think it's a no-brainer. It's just a no-brainer. You do it inside an industrial park where nobody's going to be offended. There's no children, blah. Yeah.

And there's, you know, you can have it so everybody is on the up and up and of age and they're tested and it's clean. You're now producing, not only are those people making money, but now you have people that are going to, especially with all these illegal immigrants. Now we need people to wash all these sheets. The floors are going to have to be mopped. The walls are going to have to be wiped down. That or they're going to have to put in like tile floors or the drain. And like when they get done, hit the sprinkler system, just hose the whole room down. See, I'm thinking ahead.

Yeah, well, it depends. What if you do like blow bangs or everybody's coming all over the place? You know, I mean, that could happen. Then you do it in that room. You'd have certain blow bang rooms. See, that's why next door to these places, you have to have a car wash. A car wash. Okay. And you throw them on the back of a pickup truck. And you drive the pickup truck into the car wash. And it all gets washed together. All together. There you go. See, I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I mean, this could be a huge industry, and it could solve a lot of problems. It wouldn't cause any.

If it was done right? If it was done right. I mean, people were, you know, and again, I agree with you. Like I said this before a while back, we had talked on this topic a long, long time ago, and I said, you know, that it could potentially help reduce rape. It's not going to stop rape. I understand rape is a violent act. It's horrible. Yes. And you should be punished severely. I mean, to the point of castration, death, or whatever, if you're found guilty of it. And by that, I mean, it actually has to be done, not someone just accusing you of it. Right, right. Okay.

If you're truly guilty of this crime, sure. Yes, it's horrific. And if it's with a minor, you should be put down completely. There shouldn't even be body parts to identify you. It's another story. And you're not a violent person. I love that about you. I'm peaceful. But this would definitely create an outlet for these people, possibly, that they have these urges. If more people were getting laid, how much road rage do you think we'd have?

Do you think a guy who just got his brains fucked out driving to work, he might be a couple minutes late, someone cuts him off, he thinks, hey, fuck you, I'm a motherfucker. He's like, hey, man, go to fuck you, man. My balls are filling back up right now. They're just thinking about how they just got laid. I don't know what that was, man, woman, or both. I don't know. Yeah, whatever. But I'm just saying. I'm just thinking about the... How many people just got laid or angry? I have never been angry after I've gotten laid. There you go. Never. Never.

In fact, I'm thinking about the women that, at the last party, I don't need anything that could even literally drive in their state.

They't pronounce their names so i think they'd be like so mellow that's what i'm saying yeah there's there's they couldn't be angry i don't think you could get them angry be like i can't even think straight right now i can't even and again there'd be something for every budget sure sure you know yeah exactly and you know you could have obviously a guy's like okay hey i want to i want to be with an asian woman yeah he can experience that i want to be with a woman with a hairy pussy hey i want to be with one with the shave pussy here yep yeah yeah i want to be with three women okay how much money you got dude yep you know we take visa master we take Visa, MasterCard, no personal checks, no Bitcoin.

Whatever. What do you want? Venmo. Whatever. You know, and you have, you know, it'd be a secure locking door so irate wives don't come knocking on the door. Is Harry in there? Maybe. But, you know, but again, then it's up to, you know, a couple's night out. Both of you head to the, you know, to the house of ill repute and say, honey, I'm going to go with Josephine tonight. What are you going with? Oh, I'm going to go with a tall, dark Bob. We'll see you out here in an hour or so, you know. Yeah.

Again, your pricing could be according to what you're getting to what you want to do right how long you take right you know if joe bunyak over here is a you know a five pump chump he's like i'll take the 15 minute package hey you know that if that works for that's what i problem. There's so many options that someone could potentially use. You might be able even to get a discount. It's like, listen, I'm okay being watched. So do you have anybody who's here just to be a voyeur? So I pay part for fucking her, and he pays part for watching me fuck her. Oh, that's interesting.

I didn't even think about that. It could almost be like the old medical, like the old surgical things. We have like an arena around here, you know? Oh, my God. Thank you. For watching me, fucker. Oh, that's interesting. I didn't even think about that. It could almost be like the old medical, like the old surgical things. We have like an arena around you, you know? Oh, my God. You have a cheering section. You all do the wave as you pump. I didn't even think about that. It's really interesting. See, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I can revolutionize the whole prostitution thing. Ah.

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The first goal is to get laid. The second goal is to maybe get laid a second time from them, you know, like another day. So, but you sit there and go, wait. You're still paying for sex. Dinner is going to cost me 50, 60 bucks minimum. A couple of drinks, add another 20 bucks. So I'm at 70 bucks. Jeez. I got to do that a couple of times.

I bucks so I'm at 70 bucks I gotta do that a couple times I could spend 70 bucks at the you know the business there whatever you call it it's like I could just skip to the chase and I can go out with my buddies afterwards right right I can go to the flyers game afterwards I don't have to go and try to be nice to her and impress her to try to get into her pants I just go here's my money that's the one I want I'll see you in half an hour come out and go okay Thank you. And hey, yo, Bob, meet you at the bar. So what were you doing? I went down to that place on the road the other night.

Where the mattress actresses are. Made a deposit. Made a deposit. You know, I made a water balloon. Wasn't water, though. It wasn't water, though, yep. You know? It just makes sense. It's right there. It's regulated. If they taxed it, I mean, we won't have a deficit. Probably not. Probably not. Yeah. It could go to building new schools and this and that. I mean, the tax revenue itself, I think, in my mind, would far outweigh all the other, you know, people always say you put something like that in, it's going to, you know, the riffraff, it's going to bring in the riffraff, which it might.

I mean, I get that. Well, riffraffs, prostitution's not legal. Look at parts of Philly, okay? You can only talk to that. Thank you. The riffraff, it's going to bring in the riffraff, which it might. I mean, I get that, but. Riffraffs, prostitution is not legal. Look at parts of Philly, okay? You can only talk to that. Right. You know, Kensington, like I said, it's full of these drug addicts all over the place. There's shootings and killings. Okay. There's no house of prostitution down there anywhere. No. So, you know, it's like, okay, explain that. Yeah, explain that. That just.

You know, I'm saying, I think it'd make the fucking, in the neighborhood up you know a guy could be a little tense going in there and he comes out you know it's like that stereotypical 1940s where he's got to come out and straighten his tie it's like he's going to hear birds chirping in the sky like hi neighbor how you doing hi hey you know i feel so much better now you know i mean again all of again, all of a sudden, people that are on tough times. It's like, honey, I think you're going to need to get a part-time job. I know where I'm going. Walmart? Nope. Nope. Target? No. No.

I'm going to become a Target. What? I'm going to become a mattress actress. I was at work today, saw some of the guys you work with. Yeah, Bob says hi. Bob says don't be late tomorrow. You might end up working here with me. You didn't get a raise, but I got his. Oh, that's terrible. By the way, there might be a really nice bonus for you next time. That's it. There might be. I gave him, you know, he... I hate to tell you, that was his 10th visit, so he got that one for free. What? Yeah, can you imagine?

Like, there's those cards, you have the little punch out, you punch out 10 visits, and you get the 10th one free. And of course, there'd have to be a military discount. Oh, absolutely. I think so. Sure. Some of the other businesses have it, so why not? They were smart, they were. Oh, my God. Coupons. A Groupon. A Groupon. Only for gang bangs, though. You keep going to these volume numbers. I'm going onesies. And you're like, no, 75. Bring all your friends. Graduation party. That's what a Groupon is for. A Groupon. Not always. No, it's not. Okay.

A Groupon is something you belong you belong to yeah but it's open to multiple groups of people groups of people it's like you can get a groupon to go to a restaurant it can be just for you and your spouse yes yes you the neighborhood and fucking no no i know that i know that i've done groupons before but it'll just make you become a prostitute i'll get you a groupon that's only for fucking you know 18 guys or less 12 inches is as small as penis you'll take she wants double vag double anal double mouth ears are not off subject either jesus christ talk about a mind fuck oh my god you want your group on there you go but yeah I think there's so many different avenues it could take people don't have to go people will sit there like oh that's not right.

It's like, well, it's not like you have to go. No. It's like you don't have to go out and get coffee at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever. That's something you choose to do, possibly. Make your fucking coffee at home. Save some fucking money. Hey, you know what? You don't want your husband or wife going to one of these places? Take fucking care of them. Ooh, words of the wise. I'm talking to you directly. But you're allowed to go out. You're really taking all the fun out of it. If I'm working late and you want to play with somebody, you're more than welcome to. We've done that before.

It's not a big deal. You just want me to step to the plate. Is that it? At least tonight. I don't care about the morning. I'm working on tonight. You're awful. Oh, my God. Why do I put up with you? Why do I put up with you? You don't put up with you. You always yell at me. I don't yell at you. Yes, you do. Okay. I yell at you. Do you want to hear all the time? I hear. Donna! That's what I hear all the time. No, that's what I hear all the time. That's what I hear. I don't have a Vince button over there. I can press. I can't find someone that's yelling Vince. No. Everyone loves me. Oh.

It's like Vince. Uh-huh. So, yeah, how much do I have to crank that up so you can even hear it? Mm-hmm. You know? Oh, yeah. Okay, let's go with that. The only one you would get that you get a recording for would be for my fucking mom. Vincent? That would then be my full fucking middle. Oh, the whole thing, huh? We won't do that. No, I don't want to be here for the next three minutes saying your name, so. My name's not long. The middle name is pretty freaking long, let's face it. It's got three syllables in it. Oh, pretty, that's long. Okay. My name doesn't have two syllables.

My whole name only has two syllables. Each, each. So that makes you cool? No, it just makes my name very short.

Even my main name is's short i'm short i'm short it's true it's short temper short everything short stature short feet one little feet imagination short short everything's short you started it that early okay you started it with that early on you started it bitch you threw the fucking you threw the gauntlet down game on bitch that's fine we haven't had a good banter in a while so it's about time I've been telling you I need a good banter oh that's what you're calling it now a banter I'll call it whatever it's going to take I don't know. I don about time.

I've been telling you I need a good banter, and you do. Well, that's what you're calling it now, a banter. I'll call it whatever it's going to take. My banter's all backed up. Oh, you poor baby. I'm so sorry. No, you're not. But, yeah, no, again, now, I just, I don't see why prostitution hasn't, it's just not on the table. I think there's too many, and I don't have a problem with it, too many religious zealots will be squashing that down. And I don't have a problem with religion. I think it's fine. Are they okay with the drug use that's legal? Apparently that's fine, but prostitution is not.

Is it? I don't know. I don't think it is. I think prostitution or sex workers would be a lot nicer environment than the drug use. Yeah, like I said, I don't see someone holding up a store or something like that because they need blowjob money. No. Absolutely not. I mean, honestly, you could fucking panhandle for that money. You put a guy on the street, like in the center of Philadelphia, he's like, you know, you have the guy, one guy, oh, I haven't eaten, I need money to eat. Yeah, you feel bad, you throw him a buck or whatever, you know, or buy him something to eat.

You have a guy who's like, sir, I need money for a blowjob. Oh, I understand, dude, here. Here's 50 bucks. Here's 50 bucks. I get you. I know where you're at. I need money for a blowjob. Here's one of my Groupons. Tell you what, let's go together. We'll get a two-for-one deal. There you go. A two-for. Two-for. All right? Just let me go first because you're filthy. Well, there will be showers. I'll even buy you a shower. Yeah, I mean, you know. But I mean, look at people that are out of work that could easily do it. Yeah. And again, I think it could help save marriages.

That was where I was going the one time. I actually think it could help marriages because you know what? People would have to step it up. Both husband and wife. I'm not picking on either one. Oh one yeah yeah you know because they sit there and go well if you know he complains i'm not giving it to him but he's not complaining anymore she might be like i'm off the hook well or they might be figuring they're off the hook at that point you buy him a coupon book here you know like the car washes here's a coupon book book. I got your free... I got you 10 ball washes here.

You know, just leave me alone. And can't use them all in one day. Yeah, that is a stipulation. Yeah, and I mean, I think you see titty bars probably would go down to business. Interesting. Or they're going to go there, get all fired up, and then go. And then go, right, right. Or they would combine the two. That would be interesting. Yeah. Because the, the, um. See, I'd be looking for the girl who just started her shift and didn't dance yet. I don't want her all sweaty. Now, for the first time tonight, coming on stage, I'll take her. Stop right there. Stop right. You don't get that sweaty.

Along with all these ones, I'm giving you some wet wipes. Wet wipes. Oh, my goodness. My fantasy is to make sure you're wiped down first, and then we'll have sex. But, yeah, I think, again, same thing for a wife. You know, she's like, you know, he doesn't satisfy me. I mean, I'm glad I've never heard that in this house. Not tonight. I said not tonight.

Or maybe her husband all of a sudden just has gotten you know whatever just isn't interested and just wants to sit there and watch the TV and become a couch potato I even see on social media women that are like in their 30s and 40s beautiful women they're like I'm single never been married would you date me and stuff like that now whether they're doing that just to try to get likes i don't know i don't know but again if there's women that are these this gorgeous and they can't again we've we've seen it with some of the people in here you know like angina talks about she could go find herself a you know maybe something that meets her menu yeah items you know right yeah, she'd be actually ideal to work in a situation like that.

And we'll have her talk about her experiences. Well, she has done that, yeah. Tomorrow, no, I'm sorry, she's coming here Saturday, which is tomorrow because this is airing Friday morning. So, yeah, she's going to talk about her time as a escort. Right. So this would be right up her alley, really. I mean, I wish she was on here to, to talk about it. Well, that would, that's all, you know, we better off doing it ourselves. Let her fill in. Give her her own show. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. But yeah, I mean, it would just be. It would just break out to a master base suggestion again.

It doesn't always happen that way. Come on. It just seems to. Yeah, sometimes. I'm not complaining. I just get distracted. Well, true. That's true. But, yeah, it just seems like it could answer so many things that are missing in relationships and society and whole that need to be addressed. I mean, people that need money, they need work. Here's an easy job. If you like sex and you want to work. Business meetings. Business. Have a business meeting at a place like this. Oh, my God. So are we going to do business? I mean, I'd like to have a meeting. We'll meet down at XYZ House O.

Repute down there. While you're getting what you want, I'm not judging. Get what you want. It's on us. Sign the contract. Sign the contract. Oh, my God. But, you know, again, everyone has to be legal of age consenting you know and uh yeah you could have what you want you could live any of your fantasies out people be a lot happier life yeah yeah i think so absolutely i mean you and i have gotten a chance to at least experience some of our fantasies. Sure. So. But you keep coming home. Well. Sorry. I mean, I said, I'm glad you keep coming home. Shut up. You suck so much.

But you're such an asshole. Oh, God. Yes, I keep coming home. That's true. But, I mean, some people don't get a chance. I mean, we've done threesomes. We've done this. We've done, you know, a lot of people are like, oh, man, if I could just have a threesome, you know. If it's a guy and he's like, I just want to be with two women or a woman wants to be with two guys or whatever. I mean. Or if a guy wants to be with two guys. Exactly. He'd do that, too. But yeah, you could, you know, sex is such a great part of life. Oh, it is.

Like we said before, you know, there's nothing you're going to get in life that is so good and free. Well, in this case, it would not be free. Well, but I'm saying an orgasm. An orgasm, okay. An orgasm, okay. I mean, you might have to pay to get one, but it's worth, you know, every dime. Possibly. Well, it depends. I mean, there's got to be a ceiling to... Sure. You know, I mean, you know, on the menu, you can't, you know, get the pick. Yeah, I mean...

But these women have to, and men, these people who would be these services They deserve to be paid well Oh, absolutely There needs to be a living wage there, absolutely But the nice thing is It's like you can mix and match Whatever you want And the more levels of You know, what you want It could be very costly I mean, depending on what you want Well, it's not something you're going to do every day. There's going to be people who would. I mean, they'll max your credit cards out. Don't get me wrong. That could be a problem. But you have drug users that put themselves in debt.

Again, back to holding up the convenience store. Man, I need fucking money. You need fucking money? I really want a threesome. I need money. Come on, man. I want to teabag somebody. I mean, it just seems like it would answer so many voids that are out there and fill so many voids. thank you very much try the veal I don't know why they just don't legalize I think it's just too much the religious aspect and it's just not yeah but I understand that it has that but prostitution was mentioned in the bible people have the right to work people have sex sex is mentioned in the bible Thank you.

Your parents had sex and they got your mom got a cream pie there you go that's the truth here's the scary part your mom took a cream pie yep might not have been your dad that you know is your dad but it was by somebody it was by somebody and if you have more than one sibling your mom liked green pies there you go so i don't i don't understand what the big deal is but apparently there is that sticking point yeah but in all fairness with our government religion's supposed to be out of it it should be so again you could argue that but again if you're how is it religious in the sense of, other than you're yelling, oh God, oh God.

I do that yell that, don't I? Because, you know, our rules are not, I mean, they're loosely based on a geo, you know, little Christian type aspects. Right, right. I mean, you know know there are simple things like don't steal don't kill and stuff like that i'm not stealing it i'm not killing i'm paying i'm getting laid you know so it's something that like it just i mean i just think it would solve so many problems oh it would i just think it would solve so many problems. Oh, it would. I just think it would solve so many problems. It would, yeah, help diminish the spread of disease.

It would help the unemployment rate. It would help the tax base. I think it would definitely do that. I think you'd have a lot happier people walking around. Yeah, I think so, too. You know? Problem solved. We just solved the whole big problem here. Next. Yeah, exactly. When the economy is bad, people still have sex. When the economy is good, people even have more sex. Well, if you're stressed, what do you want to do? You want to have sex. Or drink. Or drink. I think I'd rather, I drink first than want to have sex. Okay. Whatever. But yeah, you're right, you're right.

People use it to reduce stress, and people, when they're happy, they want to have sex to celebrate. So yeah, it's almost like the alcohol thing. And when you're depressed, you drink. When you're happy, you drink. So it's kind of like that. Yeah.

It's something, men and women of any age now for men it has to be able to work right right okay but women could work doing that stuff till they don't want to right exactly you know because you could be 90 years old and there's gonna be somebody like yeah i want to try that yeah if you are still interested and you still want to do it you could have a viable income so you just don't want to do it anymore yeah yeah absolutely now i have no idea what prostitutes cost like i'd have to say the reno ones professional ones professional not the street corner right right the kind that i go to now you're going to upgrade your your experience here well yeah I can't get this done Ouija's on my dick to go away god that's terrible bitch Jesus you can see them from here yeah stop flashing them at me Jesus and you want me to suck your dick tonight?

What are you kidding me? Let them heal up a little bit. Oh. Whatever. I'm sure now. I'm only kidding. He has no lesions. It's fine. I'm flashing the dick at me. I was trying to tell you they were like jimmies on an ice cream. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know what the price range would be. I have no idea. But I mean, because the outfit has to make a profit.

The girls have to be able to get paid sure so you know would it be an hourly rate a fixed rate or you know and again different girls you know someone again i'm you know um you know you have someone like the average girl next to her you know does she get 150 an hour or someone like really refined like It looks like a supermodel. to make it a little bit 300 bucks an hour. Right. Exactly. You know, I don't know. I don't know. You know, after the first hour, how's it built?

You know, if you're, if you're, you know, one hour and 25 minutes, are you paying for a full another hour or are you paying, know the rules are is it going to be kissing is it going to be yeah that's another thing there are some intricacies you have to like iron out they got things like mouth dams they got all these things that help prevent you know because again you don't want necessarily you know again somebody that comes in to use one of these girls you know the girls are going to be you know clean right all the clean breath their body's going to be showered right Thank you. Bye-bye.

to be, you know, clean. Right, exactly. The clean breath, their body's going to be showered, everything else. But the guy coming in, you've got to have, probably like a locker room. Oh, yeah, I would say. You're going to need to go in, you're going to have to shower, you're going to have to gargle, you know, smokers and non-smokers. Right, exactly. You know, so. And would your insurance cover it? I doubt it. I doubt it. I think that's the whole reason it's not legal. That's probably it. Insurance is fucking up the world. I agree. I agree.

You don't have to be under the heading of maybe mental health. It's physical, it's mental, it's emotional. It could be like physical therapy. You know what? For the guys with ED problems, these girls could technically be like physical therapists for them. Oh, here's another thing I was just thinking of. What if you go and use this facility and you don't, you don't achieve orgasm? You pay for the time. I just paid. Yeah. You're not paying with it. Come or not. You're buying an hour. You're buying half hour.

You're buying half hour you're buying what you know 15 minutes or whatever is it you know if you pay for an hour let's say you pop in 20 minutes okay do you get a discount what are the game rules do you get to hang out with her for the rest of the time or it's like you popped you're gone and you know what too bad you paid for that well that's interesting, like I said, if you don't pop, then you're an hour and 10 minutes into it. It's like, okay, you're paying. Do we charge every 15 minutes? That I don't know. And, you know, is it like American Gladiator?

Like when you get done fucking, you have to run over out the door and hit the button. That stops the clock. That stops the clock. Hurry up. I don't want to pay anymore. You come, you quick get dressed, and you got to run out the door and hit the button. That would be $675. Picking a number. Yeah, that's a little steep.

It's not going to be a cheap thing, but it'd an option yeah i mean golf's not cheap these fucking guys go out there and pay guys who go fishing buy these fucking boats that's the most expensive fish you'll ever fucking eat man you go out and buy yourself i got a twenty thousand dollar bass boat and i got these fucking rods you know it's a three as a thousand dollar rod with a eight hundred reel. It It's like how much bass do you really eat?

It's like okay if you just went and bought A fucking rainbow trout at the fish market I mean like even a good fish market Let's say the ones where you have to You see them swimming and you pick it out It was nine bucks Well no the one flounder we're looking at was 22 If they filleted it filleted it for us. Let's just say it was that expensive. That's a whole lot of fish for $20,000. You know, how many fish can you get for $20,000? That's the same kind of thing. Or no one ate. You know, it's like. So, hey, you know, people spend money on their hobbies. This could be a very.

I have a lot of bourbon upstairs. Yeah, exactly. twenty thousand dollars worth no no 18 but um stop that's a couple hundred dollars of stuff up there maybe close to a thousand maybe yeah yeah better part of a thousand probably close to a thousand than it is $1,000 than it is $500. Sure, sure. Yeah. But it's the same kind of thing. So what are you willing to spend on your hobby? Yeah. And everybody has a value of what they're going to place on their hobbies. Yeah. And let's face it, most guys, sex is definitely a hobby. Oh. To some degree. It's a fucking lifestyle. Sometimes. Should be.

It should be. It's not a lifestyle for us because we're swingers, you know? Yeah. Yeah, well. Yeah, I guess it is kind of a lifestyle for us. Yeah, we enjoy sex. Yeah, we enjoy sex. It's an outlet. It's not hurting anybody. No, no. There's nothing I have to gut and clean. I just eat it the way it is. There you go. That's nice. Yeah, hopefully no fuss, no muss. I just eat it the way it is. There you go. That's nice. Hopefully no fuss, no muss. I just eat it the way it is. I like that. I like that a lot. Every once in a while, I stuff it. Every once in a while, you do. All right.

So that was the concept for tonight's show. Why isn't prostitution legal? My answer is I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. You're welcome to write to us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Share your opinion on it if you want. We may, may not agree. We, you know, again, it's just a concept. We're not starting a movement. No, no, we're not starting a movement. Again, if you're someone who is very religious about it and think you're going to give me religious things, then please also don't tell me you're a swinger. You're probably not in the lifestyle at all. So there you go.

But again, you know, with everything else going on in this world, with children wanting to, you know, get through. Whatever, yeah. Being mutilated and whatever. So I just, there's a lot of things. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the show. Thanks, everyone, for listening. Again, still challenging everyone to find one or two friends to listen to the podcast. Or maybe somebody you don't like. Well, yeah. Maybe to torture them. Or give someone a hint that maybe they need to loosen up to give them sex. Listen to this podcast. Other people are having sex with other people. Why aren't we? Yeah.

So the numbers keep growing, and thank you all for that. And so summer is drawing to a close. Boo want to encourage uh any of the female listeners to show me your tan lines oh it's you know what i think it's been kind of a sucky summer i hate to say that that's why they need to show me tan lines i know exactly i need Photos sent to Hot Wife Podcast at gmail.com of female tan lines. I'll take the male lines. No, no. Oh, come on. Okay, just address it for Donna then. Yay. That way I don't open it up and be scarred. See a big steaming picture of cock. That's all I need. Well, I don't need that.

Get an eye full of cock. Cock sandwiches morning and night. Boondock Saints 2 reference. If you haven't seen it, watch it. And the big steaming pile of cock is from waiting if you haven't seen that you gotta see it all right folks uh have a great weekend uh listen to a sunday night uh nine o'clock eastern time live live have you call in the phone number is the phone number you can reach us at is four eight four three five-3-5-2-2-5-5-3. Join the conversation. Yeah, it's on Sunday night. Or heckle us or whatever you want to do. Add to the show. Ask us a question.

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