Which Holiday is Best for Swingers?

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast of course i'm here with the ever-loving and wonderful Vince. You better say that. I know. What are you going to do? Nothing. Tickle me? No, I'm just saying you better say that. Harass me? No, would I do that? No. I don't harass you. Oh, not my wonderful husband, Vince. No, he never harasses me or picks on me or tickles me or steals my pillow. No, no, Vince never does it. He has nothing but mutual respect for his little wife. Oh, this shit's getting too deep already, I'm telling you. Sure one beats. So is this going to be part of the um divorce order the divorce podcast i'm waiting to hear you know get get a note from your attorney oh god oh it's a fun that we have come on it's wow i mean i'm so let me get what's that, I'm not right next to Mother Teresa, is what you're trying to tell me, well, not, not exactly, you're like, under Mother Teresa, kind of, hey, that was only once, she was drunk, yeah, you're on top of Mother Teresa, we're going to burn in hell for that one. That is wrong.
Speaker2: I'm going to burn in hell for so many things.
Speaker3: I don't care.
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Speaker2: Are you cold?
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Speaker3: Okay.
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Speaker2: It's going to be painful. So anyway, tonight's topic is the couple was telling us they had a Halloween party last week or the other day or whatever it was, yesterday or whatever.
Speaker1: So I was thinking about that and I was like, what holiday do you feel? There's no wrong answer, no right answer. What holiday do you think best exemplifies swinging? There's a couple. I mean, Halloween definitely is one, especially because you can get dressed up sexy. Halloween. Oh, so you It's like, I remember holly. I don't remember. Halloween. But you know what? Not Arbor Day? Well, wait a minute. Tree, hard. Log. Rock hard. Okay. Yeah, wood. Yeah. You know, wait a minute. Even Mardi Gras. I mean, the beads and the girls, you know. Mardi Gras is not really, I'm talking like, we'll call it official kind of holiday. No, why not? Halloween is not an official holiday either, technically. Oh, but Arbor Day is. Fuck yeah. Okay. Yeah, I know. Our company used to shut down all the time for Arbor Day. Christmas, no, we had to work. But Arbor Day, oh, you better believe that we took off for Arbor Day. Better clothes. No, I was thinking of, well, the whole thing now with the Mardi Gras, I mean, yes, it's a more public thing, but you have the beads and the girls showing their boobs and stuff. So that's very erotic. Very risque. Very risque, yes. The little parades they have down there, you know, New Orleans, everything's very kind of sexual and sexual-based, you know. So, I mean, that could be very... Not Easter? Because, like, rabbits like to reproduce and fuck? Oh, well, that part of Easter, yeah, not the religious part of Easter, but the rabbit part of Easter. Yeah, the commercial part. The commercial part. Sure. That could be. That could be. Yeah, and Christmas you always have, you know, sitting on some fat guy's lap. Some fat guy with a beard's lap. Yeah, which could be. Me? Could be you. I don't know. You gotta let that beard grow in a little bit more. I just, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think most people would probably say Valentine's Day. That's not... It's very cliche-ish. Yeah, it could be, but I think it's very cliche, and I think it's more goody-goody romantic, not seductive and sultry. I associate the more sultry sexiness with more Halloween, like more taboo. No, I think Halloween boils down to more in, I agree. Halloween is, is great for the swinger or the swinger lifestyle community in a sense of it, you can, I think it's easier to fantasize than costumes and stuff. It's easy. It's without someone looking at you weird. Sure, yeah, yeah. You know, I mean, we've done that for photo shoots. Like, okay, Halloween comes. We go to the Halloween stores and buy all sorts of stuff for, you know. Weird masks and things. Photo shoots and stuff like that. And people aren't looking at you weird, you know. You do that on July 4th and you're like, what? That's one of the ways Amazon's good. You can order that shit and no one knows, you know. But, yeah, I mean, Halloween, I think, lends itself to the eroticism of you can go to a Halloween party. Everybody can be dressed up. And I'm using the concept that everyone is dressed up so you don't know who they are, per se. Right, right. And they can take on a different persona and become something else. Well, you could just be like, oh, I'm going to go play with Mary Poppins over there. Mary Poppins. I'm going to defile Mary. I'm going to go bang the shit out of Mary Poppins and find out it's Harry Poppins. Sorry, Harry. I didn't know. We always suspected. That's not Mary Poppins. In today's world, don't judge. Okay, sorry i guess i was put in my place huh wasn't i the thing is you can uh it's uh almost like the whole cosplay thing to some degree you get to be a different character different persona you get a very sex sexual sexy character if you want yeah if you're leaving your house you know let's say April, to go to a party and you and your wife are dressed up in a costume and the babysitter's like... Yeah, you're leading your wife out on a leash or something. Well, she's dressed as a naughty schoolgirl. Yeah. Ass hanging out the back of the the little skirt and everything else and you know he's dressed uh as the uh cowboy with the crotchless chaps and just the speedo one oh it's like oh we're going to the movies what what fucking movies you going to well it could be rocky horror picture show maybe or it's one of those kind of movies but i don't know i could be Rocky Horror Picture Show, maybe, or one of those kind of movies, but I don't know.
Speaker3: Technically, it could be.
Speaker1: I don't know about the cowboy part, but definitely, you know.
Speaker2: I mean, you know, Thanksgiving, you get to stuff a bird.
Speaker1: Ooh, that could be good, you know. But, yeah, you can eat.
Speaker2: No, I think Mardi Gras would, I agree. I think Mardi Gras would probably be, I wasn't originally thinking of Mardi Gras as a holiday.
Speaker1: Sure, why not?
Speaker3: Why can't I? No, it is.
Speaker2: I'll give it to you. You better. Because Halloween's not a, like, the banks are closed holiday.
Speaker1: Yeah, and I don't go by that.
Speaker2: Well, that was my initial thought, is the banks are closed holidays. You know, so like obviously
Speaker1: president's day hot as shit yeah absolutely there's all kinds of flags going up and waving and all kinds of uh firecrackers being shot off no that'll be fourth of july so things are going off with a bang so yeah I definitely would think that Halloween would definitely be one of the top ones for sure as a sexy holiday that swingers would definitely embrace. But there's probably other ones out there we haven't thought about, I'm sure. A Thanksgiving swinging party. Everyone needs turkey. He's like, fuck it, I'm tired.'m tired too much tryptophan maybe maybe after i take a nap we can all fuck that could be kind of i mean that would be kind of an interesting party i mean not with the food part but definitely new year's eve could be an erotic and And New Year's Eve could definitely be interesting. You know, especially the strike of midnight instead of everybody, you know, giving a kiss. It's, you know, girls get to blow the guys and bring in the new year with a bang or something like that. Yeah, that could happen.
Speaker2: Bing, we have a wiener.
Speaker1: We have a wiener. Yeah, I mean, something like that could be. I can't think of any like weird holidays um
Speaker2: how about april 15th a tax day irs is fucking us we all go fuck each other
Speaker1: yes somebody comes dressed in a suit and everybody just bends over and he just fucks
Speaker2: everybody in the ass well if you're having a gang bang whoever it is is getting banged
Speaker1: gets to wear a fucking irs agent outfit Yeah. That's terrible. Everybody fuck them. That would be interesting. That's one part of it. Now, I mean, my birthday party, we did something different for that, obviously. So that was, you know, I mean, I got to be... Well, a birthday always counts as an erotic...
Speaker3: It should.
Speaker1: It could, definitely. It could definitely be an erotic party, absolutely. But on the scheme of things, I'm trying to get you through all the different holidays. April Fools, that would suck. That would suck.
Speaker2: April Fools, you thought I was going to fuck you?
Speaker1: No, no. Oh, I'm going to fist you instead. April Fools, I got my fist up your ass. Hello. Look, two hours of anal fisting. And for that, we recommend Spunk Lube. Yes, we do. That would be terrible. That would just not be enough fun at all. I mean, 4th of July is kind of cool. Yeah cool yeah i don't find it as erotic as but it could be yeah it's a pool party thing sure that was kind of fucking under fireworks potentially potentially yeah you know there's a lot of um you know a lot a lot of um uh men standing at attention, I believe what was going on at least I had a post at attention, I believe, what was going on. At least I had a pole standing at attention. Mardi Gras would be the first one. You think I'll be the most sexual one? I think so. I hadn't thought about that one before, but yeah. That was like, of course, Halloween was my first initial thought, but then I was like, oh, wait a minute, the beads, it's very, the whole thing. it's a level of debauchery oh absolutely level debauchery absolutely you know i think if we were to like actually took some time and went through uh history we'd find other holidays that were actually sexually based for fertility and blah that you know legitimately if you looked at the pagan. Pagan holidays, Eros, that's one I was kind of thinking of. It's a pagan holiday where they actually, it was fertility and actually having sex with the woman brought them closer spiritually to God. So there was that mixture. She must be good. Oh, really good. Oh, yeah. She's not good. It's like. I got to wait a year to the next one I get to work well here's the thing and i don't want to get off on like you know too much spirituality but you will fine well just just a little aside here they're saying that the when when you have an orgasm that's as close and a spiritual spiritually close to god as you can get and that that was the idea i mean come on how many, how many people, when you're eating their pussy, they're saying, oh God. So there you go. I get that. Yeah, so there you go. I mean, seriously, I mean, there's whole spiritual and somewhat religious things that are tied around orgasms and sex and fertility and being closer to God through sex, which is, I don't have a problem with that, do you? Sounds kind of cool to me, seriously. Oh, God, you're such an ass. Come on. You're an ass. Thank you. You're just an ass. Love you too. But as far as like our typical holidays, I'm, you know, like, I don't think the Maypole and May, well, Cinco de Mayo might have some, you know. Day of the Dead? Day of the Dead. That's, that's sex with my ex-wife. Wait, no, I don't think, no, Day of the Dead is more Halloween. Cinco de Mayo is with the, I don't think Cinco de Mayo is Day of the Dead. They actually have a Day of the Dead that almost corresponds with Halloween. I thought Cinco de Mayo is, isn't that Day of the Dead? No, I don't think so. It's the 5th of May. Just saying. Whatever. Whatever.
Speaker3: But, I mean, day of the day has kind of got an erotic edge to it.
Speaker1: I mean, the masks are very ornate, and there's a certain amount of sexuality to it, which is very, I don't know, titillating to me, interesting to me.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: But that corresponds with, you know, Halloween, too, because you can be very sexy and very, you know very ghoulish and sexy at the same time, which is interesting, I guess. Any other holidays that you might think can be kind of sexy?
Speaker2: I said Harbor Day.
Speaker1: Yeah, New Year's Eve definitely has some real possibilities for sure.
Speaker3: Diwali.
Speaker1: Don't worry. Yeah, New Year's Eve definitely has some real possibilities for sure. Diwali. Diwali? Next Friday is Diwali. What's Diwali? Diwali is an Indian, not native, but Asia-Indian holiday to remorse the bad things you've done and everything else. Do they have like a feast? Yeah. I don't know if that could be translated into something sexy. The food was actually pretty good though. We had something like that at work when I was in corporate. It was actually kind of cool. But I'm going through the months of the year now It's like Father's Day Nah, I'm dead Mother's Day Nah, not happening Yeah All right Not sexy at all I'm sorry So Halloween Mardi Gras Mardi Gras Christmas Has definitely New Year's Yeah, yeah Christmas definitely has I got a present for you, baby You know New Year's, yeah I don't think Valentine's Day It's too commercial It's too commercial, it's too cliche You know The beginners, the novices Might think Valentine's Day would be Oh, about, what is that one holiday that came up for a man? It's supposed to be March 15th, blowjob and steak, steak and blowjob day, BJ day. See, that's a holiday for a man. There you go. Come on. We almost looked at that one, almost like passed right over it. That's just a Philadelphia radio station thing. I think they need to nationalize it. That needs to be on every state. You know, it needs to become its own holiday. And right up there with Valentine's Day with the, you know, the flowers and the chocolates and all that nonsense, they need to be, they really need to make one for men. And that needs to become a national holiday steak and bj day i'm telling you i they were all in the same day men get steak and bj day there you go yeah i could definitely do the steak thing i don't need the chocolate didn't you just say it's for men i know but i like the steak i like the blow job okay you can getjob. Okay. I'm happy with that. What about you again, too? Well, I can't participate in it. Come on. Your job is to cook the steak and give the blowjob. And give you the blowjob. Wait a minute. You're a much better cook than I am, but I will give you the blowjob. Well, you're a better sucker of dick than I am. Well, hey, and that's what makes us so damn perfect together.
Speaker3: There you are.
Speaker2: You cook and I suck. I'm going to go through the archives and see if I ever said that.
Speaker1: What's that?
Speaker2: I said that we're perfect together.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Okay, we're imperfect together. God, you're so argumentative tonight. I'm going to have to really, you know, do something later on to you.
Speaker2: Yeah, I wish.
Speaker3: Okay. All right.
Speaker2: I want to thank everyone.
Speaker1: This is it then. Okay, everybody. And make up your own holidays and have some fun with it.
Speaker2: See what holiday works for you. What do you think, you know, you guys find the most erotic info at hotwifepodcast.com. Love to hear it.
Speaker1: Yeah, me too. Have a great night, everybody.