When Your Partner Loses Their Mojo

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Speaker1: Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and once again, I'm with my wonderful husband, Vince. That's so fucking sarcastic, aren't you? And wait a minute, we have a special guest. Yes, we do. So do you want to introduce him, Vince, and do the honors? Well, he'd probably appreciate it if you did it. All right, we have Steve, who has been listening to our podcast and wrote us these wonderful, lengthy emails about how much he loves the podcast. Right, Steve? That's absolutely correct. And Vince reached out to you and... And disappointed him because he was hoping it was going to be you. I'm here now so there you go he said the email when I reached out to him he's like who's this this is Vince the wonderful husband he goes don't know it I'm reaching out to Donna Lynn who the fuck is this Vince guy and I said the wonderful husband the wonderful husband and he's no no clue I guess I reached the wrong podcast I'm sorry we were really taken aback by your your emails because they were so so complimentary and we're like really you're just he used words with more than one syllable It's not our usual fan. No, not our usual fan. I'm sort of taken back that you don't receive many more complimentary emails like that, actually. There was another gentleman on Instagram. He's an older gentleman, and he and his wife used to be in the lifestyle, and so he expects, like, oh, yeah, well, my wife, I'd send her all these dates, and she'd come home. And I'd be disappointed. Oh, no. But, you know, and I keep telling guys. Oh, that was me. Oh, that was you saying it. No, I kept telling him. I said, you got to come on the show. And he's like, oh, I don't know what I would talk about. I'm like, are you kidding me? You've been in a swing lifestyle for 30 years. You don't know what you would talk about? Really? Well, you know, if you're like most guys on social media, there's one thing they like to talk about. And Steve's an exception to this, but it's like, here's a dick pic. Oh, come on, Vince. You love getting them. Well, I do. I print them out and have them all over my wall. Is that inspiration for you? What I inspire to have one day, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, you guys are both great talents, and it comes across on the podcast, so he's probably just intimidated. I know I am. I mean, I hope you can't hear the stuttering in my voice. No, you're great. Are you kidding me? No. We're just two people that just have fun in the lifestyle, of course, and just want to, you know, just tell everybody else about it and the fun that we're having. We're just kind of the same conversation we have at our kitchen table. or whatever. We're just sitting in front of fucking microphones now. And actually, this was at our kitchen table, so we literally were doing this at our kitchen table. But the only difference is now she doesn't use the word son of a bitch every time she talks to me, so. What's the word I use now? Cocksucker? Well, you substitute her right now for wonderful husband. Wonderful husband. It's an air quote. You can't see that. It's on video now. Yeah, now we're videotaping. Just for those of you, since you haven't seen the video yet, she is wearing a fishnet bra. So can't see at the moment. You're going to have to go to our ManyVid site or our Pornhub. Yes. I mean, yes. You can see the video for free there. Yeah, I thought I'd wear something a little more, you know. See-through? See-through. Me too. Oh, you're wearing fishnets too, dear? Yeah, I'm wearing fishnets stockings. Oh, yeah. He rocks them. Oh, you're fucking right. But Steve and I had a conversation earlier in the week. and we came up with a topic and we didn't talk about it. Okay. So, and the topic for tonight is going, or today, whatever you want to talk about, is as we get older and have kids, again, we talk to topics similar like this, what makes someone sexy. Right. But, you know, people who think they've lost their mojo. Men and women. You know, it's like, oh, I had kids, I've gained weight. Right. My wife had kids, I gained weight. You know. I gained weight no matter what. Yeah, you know. Yes, you're serious. I gained weight. But, you know, there's plenty of people that were, not only do they think they've lost their mojo, but they just stopped trying. I think there's people that at a certain age, they just like, well, I'm 38 now. I have kids. You know, I've just, you know, give up. I'm married now. I don't need to try anymore. Oh, that's just me. Okay, sorry. That's not for everybody. No, you try harder just with other people. people. It tries harder to avoid me. Wait, honey, is this a day that ends in Y? Ah, we can't have sex. I thought this day didn't end in Y. Sunday. Saturday. I thought it was a day that ends in Z, we'll have sex. That's a month that ends in Z. They print out a whole calendar. April's, May's. Now you can't print your own calendar. You have to get it from the store. But, you know, I experienced it with my ex-wife. You know, after she kind of had kids and everything, she kind of just let herself go even more. Let herself go even more? Oh, man. Well, you know my ex-wife. Yes, I do. Not intimately, though. Thank goodness. Stephen, you know, again, I'm not talking out of turn. We're not giving away your name and address yet. Yet? Go to 123 Main Street, your hometown, and you will find Steven. But you had talked about how your wife and you had, early on, experimented in Lifestyle-ish. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely a good way to put it. Like you said, before kids or anything, when it was still, all the attention was on each other and us. Yeah, we experimented. with close friends, you know, people we trusted. And then the kids happened and weight gain happened. And then I guess I grew into being an asshole, which I always was. I guess maybe I just hit it better a little bit more in the beginning or something, you know. I had a lot better facade, you know. But yeah, definitely it seemed like it took a backseat to... as far as sex or even just the trying, you know, kind of took a backseat to life, I'll say, unfortunately. Well, I mean, yeah, again, we have talked about how, again, with women and men, I'm going to pick on women and I don't mean to. Yeah, you do. Well, yeah, okay, maybe I do. But, well, how, like, Donna understands it more now. When she was a single and everything else and before I came in the picture with my kids, She didn't understand how these women just gain all this weight and everything else. I said, you don't understand. You know, they come home if they work, which majority of women today have to. Have to work. You know, they come home, they have kids to take care of, you got to run with sporting events, you know, you rely more on prepackaged meals or fast food and, you know, then they're doing laundry, cleaning the house. And in all fairness, now I'm going to pick on men, there's a large portion of men who don't do a lot to help. Right. a little bit there would be enough time to yeah then you know for romance you know and keep yourself in good shape or do it together you know they're had they have that uh what's what's the one they do now the re-nutris system we do with a friend a partner so this week who knows what it is yeah but it's the same kind of thing you do it together then you both can you know get in shape and it's more fun and when you start feeling good about yourself when you start losing that little bit of weight or whatever you want to work on i'll just use weight as a as an example you start feeling sexier you know you really do you start feeling you look at yourself like Hey, you know what? But again, you also get the aspect where men get so caught up in themselves. Like, I'll use the guys I know at the cigar shop. And, you know, again, you and I have talked about this before. There's a lot of these guys, man, they're at the cigar shop every night. Like, they come home, get their food on the table, they wolf it down, and then they're at the cigar shop until 9, 9.30, 10 o'clock at night. Then they go home raking like cigars, and then they think they're going to get laid, you know? Yeah. In the meantime, the wife's home doing laundry, taking care of the kids. And they don't show up. appreciation to their wife, whether it be through chores or telling their wife or significant other in today's world. Yeah, whatever. How beautiful, how sexy, how much they appreciate them. Yeah, and I think it's so important to, as you brought up, to show it. Because it's so easy to say, hey, honey, I love you, like you said, as you're walking out the door to go smoke a cigar with your buddies. You know, and at the end of the day, I think a lot of guys would tell you, oh, I tell her all the time. all the time, right? And just putting ourselves in their shoes, it's the same thing. If we were stuck home, doing all the kids, and they said, hey, I love you, as they ran out with their girlfriends, I mean, they're saying it. But like you said, Vince, it's more than a saying, right? You got to show them. For me, I get up very early for work. So I'm used to getting up by about 5 a.m. My wife also works a full-time job. and she likes to sleep in on the weekends. And so I usually get up on Saturday and, you know, the dishes are clanging and the laundry is going. So I think I'm doing her a favor by doing all this house stuff and come to find out I make so much damn noise, I end up waking her up. And that's a whole different topic. But no, you know, like you said, I'm trying to let her sleep in and I'm getting the laundry started and I'm doing dishes. And, you know what I mean? And just to, you know, show her that appreciation and let her sleep in. Again, usually I make so much damn noise, she ends up waking up and then she's ornery. I woke her up and then I'm telling her go back to sleep and then she can't. But, you know, I mean, the intentions are there. Here's a tip. Here's what I found works with Donna. With Donna, I just sit there when she has a hard time sleeping. I go, well, honey, you want to have sex? And I was like... That's funny you say that because I'll do the same thing when she says, Oh, now I can't go back to sleep. I'm like, well, we could have sex. And she's like, no, you know what? I think I'll be good. Just leave me alone. Can you bring me up some new batteries? Donna's, can you fill the gas tank on the Ingersoll and the compressor outside and get that road crew out here with that jackhammer? That's a nice story. If you want lip service, you can't give lip service. You actually have to prove it. I just thought of that. I might get a t-shirt with that shit on. there. I'm telling you. Want lip service? Don't give lip service. There you go. Trademark. But yeah, no, it's, and that's the thing, you know, guys have to, you know, you can't just tell them you love them, pat them on the ass and walk out the door. You know, you've got to give them a reach around too. Yeah, well, yeah. With both hands. You know. With both hands. That's how you show love. You've got to, you know, Cup their crotch and grab one tit. I mean, come on. You know, it's Tony Fair. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, so many people, they just feel they've lost their mojo. You know, and even like Stephen and I were talking about, you know, we just saw a video of Stephen. He's in great shape. Yeah, I like what you're doing. Yeah. I try. I try. Boy, could he shoot bullets. Those aren't blanks, mister. Those are not blanks. He was rapid firing for someone his age. It wasn't 56, Vince, but you know what? I'll take credit for all of them. I used to be able to fire rounds like that one time. Now I just can't. Now I just have a handgun. As long as it's your own hand on your handgun, that's fine. Oh, now you're telling me. That's why I got those restraining orders. I thought they were just, like, an autograph collection. But, yeah. No, it's, I mean, you know, we talked about, you know, as you get older and all of a sudden you go to the pool or out cutting the lawn, you don't feel it taking your shirt off. It's like, oh. No, I don't either. You should. You know what? If you cut the lawn with the shirt off, I bet you would get a lot of people wanting to volunteer to help. I don't think so. I don't think so at all. I'm calling you on that. Let's try it. No, let's not do that. No. I don't know. Our neighbors would think. Okay, I'm going to change topics briefly here. Okay, yeah. There should be, women should be allowed to go topless. Correct me if I'm wrong here, Stephen. Because there's plenty of men that go topless that shouldn't. You know? Oh, yeah. Completely agreed. Completely agreed. If we're worried about women with big floppy tits or something like that or whatever, it's like, Yeah, have you been to Walmart with these big fat guys with the sleeve of shirts with the boobs coming out the side? Yeah, the side boobage going on or back boobs or something. How does her body do that? They're down at the beach and it's just like Jabba the Hutt. It's like, wait. A woman over there can't go topless, but this thing can? It's not fair. Yeah, well, at the end of the day, I mean, women are beautiful in all the shapes and sizes they come in. Men are just You know, hairy creatures made over with the leftover body parts when they made women, you know? So it's like, yeah, if anybody should go topless, it should be women. You know, that's a sight to see. No one, you know, wants to see a guy going topless. Depends on what team you bat for, you know? Some guys might want to see you. But even then, again, with my photography, you know, the male form isn't as forgiving as the female form. Like, Ruben? Yeah. He did paintings of beautiful, heavyset women. And that can be beautiful. But a man, unless you're in peak shape, you don't want to see a guy with his shirt off if he's not in peak shape. I mean, I'm a good example. Not of the peak shape. Oh, of the other one. That's what I thought you meant. Well, in my head I meant that, but in reality, I'm going with the Rubenesque men look here. about a man that has like that little woman paunchy thing in their front that kind of I find just... An apron? No, not an apron. Vegemite kind of thing? Yeah, the beginning of a vagina. It's more like a little paunch. You know, it's just a little paunch. It's like, I find that disturbing. It's like, I've seen women do that because they've had kids and, you know, the muscles get stretched out and they don't go back in. But when I see a man with that, it's like, you shouldn't... Why? Why do you have that? And I see that a lot. I've been watching a lot of older television shows You see that with those older men on these older television shows? Maybe it's because their balls hang so low they actually pull it up above. I mean, I do not know. I think our exercise routines are different. So now men are doing more ab work and that flattens everything out. Maybe back 50, 60 years ago they didn't. But yeah, it's like, why do you have a paunch? Especially when you're like in your 30s still. So let's get back to the original topic about thinking you lost your mojo. I mean, What do you do to encourage your wife, Stephen? So I tell her she's beautiful all the time. I compliment. And it's so important for guys to notice the little things, right? Like she might part her hair different one day because she wants to change up her hair. And so I make sure and notice those little things. And I just compliment her. The thing that I find most interesting is it really comes down to self-confidence, I think. No matter how much somebody tells you you're beautiful, if you don't feel that way about yourself, even if they're meaningful compliments, if you're not internalizing them because you don't feel that same way, then it's almost just like one ear out the other. I know when we were talking a little bit earlier, Vince, I know I used a famous singer as a good example of she's a larger woman, but she feels sexy. And so that's how she carries herself. And she is sexy because that's what she exudes, right? I mean, outside of any specific mold that somebody thinks they should fit in. If they're a girl, they feel like they should fit in a certain mold or a guy should fit in this. It's really, it's really confidence. And just like Donna said on so many of your shows where she's attracted to the person inside of the vessel. They don't have to have the six pack and they don't have to do this. It's the person inside of that vessel. And if you're exuding happiness and, you know, laughter and all that, that people pick up on that, you know. And so I think part of recapturing the mojo, I know especially with me and my wife, so talking personally, so I mean, hopefully other listeners maybe can feel the same way. Part of rekindling the mojo for me and my wife, I think, is being more confident in myself so I can exude that, right? And same thing with my wife. Rather than just saying she's pretty, help her realize. However, that message needs to be delivered, that she is beautiful. Once you feel it, other people are going to see it. I've always said sexuality is what you exude. It's not necessarily what you look like. A woman could be 300 pounds or it could be 100 pounds or whatever and might have one tooth in their head or whatever. It really is. Okay, maybe not the one tooth. Confidence, it's what you exude. We've met numerous people, men and women, that aren't necessarily visually that attractive, but their personality and what they exude makes them very attractive and very sexy. I agree. Absolutely. One of the things I found, too, is you can tell your wife how beautiful and how sexy and how much you love her and everything else, to take it for granted that oh my well you know you're my husband or whatever and you're supposed to tell me that it's nice but when i hear it from somebody else it's amazing how much it puts a pep in their step yes yeah i think that people um like vince just said when he says it gives me a compliment it's like dude i could be covered in mud and you're gonna think that i'm gonna go let's go get another girl and do some fucking wrestling oh yeah but when i hear from somebody a complete stranger who's probably going to be a little more critical now is this the guy who's got a dick in you at the time? Well, sometimes. Actually, he's not. He wouldn't be critical either. He's like, I got my dick in you. Oh, my God, you're so beautiful. Yeah, but I would think that an outside, someone who's not, a person who's in love with me would be more critical. So when they say something, that it's probably not more true. Oh, everyone's in love with me, Donna. Yeah, I don't think so. You're so sexy. Thank you, Father, for I've sinned. Do you have any little boys? What do you mean by that, Father? I don't know. Anyway, I'm not Catholic, so I can get away with that. That joke loses it on radio. It does. But, yeah, no, it's always, you know. Actually, and I went through a part with my ex-wife. It's actually how we kind of got into swinging. After she had had our daughter, She kind of had a postpartum depression. She had gained weight and everything else. So I actually had started writing to her as someone she worked with. It was a secret admirer, but I worked with her and telling her how sexy I thought she was and all this stuff. It actually pumped up her thing so much to the point that she knew I had interest in the lifestyle. So she was like, do you think it would be okay if maybe I met her? at him. And it's like, oh, oh. Uh-oh, you're going too far with this. Ruh-roll. Ruh-roll, Ruby. Yeah. So then we actually wound up, I wound up finding someone else to kind of fill it, and then he filled her. And then she sort of had a bunch of other guys fill her, and then it got out of control. So that's another story. Yeah, you opened up the door on that one. Oh, yeah, Pandora's big old box got opened. Pandora's crotch. Pandora's snatch. And her name is not Pandora. But anyway, yeah, so it's always, I mean, you know, it's very easy to slip into a routine where you just fit the, you know, this is my life. And that's why I've seen in the lifestyle a lot of couples, like, once they become empty nesters, that all of a sudden the woman's like, okay, I'm going to pull my shit together and, you know. I mean, do you think it's something your wife, the lifestyle is something your wife would maybe revisit down the road? I definitely think so. I mean, I can't help but think, you know, that's where we started. And again, I think life took over. And so that's why I got put on the back burner. So I definitely think we would revisit it. And I think that's what one of the great things about the lifestyle is. Like Donna said, you're, so to speak, getting recognition from everyone else that you feel like doesn't have to say you're pretty, right? Like these other people, like I know you've heard on your pod or listened to your podcast and some of your episodes, you guys would meet and, you know, I mean, they're going to be honest and they might, you know, fall in love with Donna and then, you know, she wants to give you like a fist pump or something, you know? I mean, when you're leaving, it's somewhat of a, it pulls the curtains back and gives you in honesty about yourself. Most of the time, it's in a very positive light. Especially for women. They are just beautiful in all their shapes and sizes. I love women. You know the amazing thing about women? This is not a derogatory thing. They're both very fragile, but yet very hardened. Yes. Some aspects, women can be tough as nails. Oh, yeah. But then there's certain key points. They're very soft and nurturing. Just the other. They're, you know, like real thin glass and you just breathe too hard and you can break them. So, and I use that to my advantage. But anyway. You know, put out or I'm killing the puppy. She got upset and then she found out we don't have a puppy. But I already got laid, so I didn't care. This is wrong. Suck my dick or the puppy gets it. Okay. You didn't say it was your puppy, you know. You got to leave some open ground there, you know. Leave it for interpretation. Well, that's why you got to get that poison out, right? I mean, who knows what you're really mean before you have that good orgasm, you know. Exactly. That stuff will scramble your brain. You got to get it out to think great. Yep. And that gets in. I had a PSA I wanted to give out today. I told Donna to remind me. She didn't. You're still yakking on some of the things. I don't know when you wanted to do it. I think it's an important PSA. You didn't say at 235. Well, it's an important PSA. Okay, go ahead. With everything going on right now in the economy, with inflation, gas prices, stock market plummeting, all this shit, here's one thing that's very important for people to remember. It doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on or not playing politics. Orgasms are free. She knows where I'm going. I didn't talk to her about it either. That was like, I know exactly what he's done. Orgasms are free, and they're fun to give and receive. So you know what? No matter what the fuck's going on, give and or receive an orgasm. Give an orgasm today. You know? I mean, if you're Republican, go give and receive an orgasm from a Democrat. If you're a Democrat, go get or receive an orgasm from a Republican. If you're an independent, I can't help you. No. If you're a communist, go fuck yourself. I just carry over that one. Fuck yourself. But yeah, that's my PSA, so we got that out of the way. So important. Yeah, I mean, you have a few years before your kids are kind of self-sufficient, right? Yeah, yeah. Yep, my daughter's 18 and my son will be turning 15 next month. So we did have a little, like you said, to try and rekindle. I ended up just messaging my wife. I work in the power sector, so I work weird hours, long days, and my schedule changes by the minute. And so I just, I text my wife last Tuesday, I think it is, and without sugarcoating it, right, we've been married almost 20 years, so I just messaged her and said, hey, how about I get a hotel room this Friday, and we just fucked. And she was very open to the idea, and so me, feeling like I could get a little extra. And I said, perfect. We'll get some food so we don't have to leave the hotel room. We'll stop at the sex toy shop and get you some new toys. And then I'll record the whole thing. And she just agreed to everything. As much as I talk, I mean, you guys know how much do I owe you for the kilobytes space to upgrade your email box too. So I think the recording part got lost in translation. So we did. You know, we went out there to the hotel room. to get that free orgasm and decided $350 worth of firecrackers might help it out. So we went there and got a whole bunch of stuff and got some food and went back to the hotel. And I think she had fun. I got a hotel room that had the kitchen in it. So, I mean, we fucked on the island, on the kitchen table, on the chair, halfway down the hall and the bath. You know what? Come to think of it, I'm not sure we fucked in the bed. I think we just used that to sleep. Chances are everything else was cleaner than the bed so you're okay. Yeah. Yeah. You put a black light and go over it and it's like oh my all the splashes. I sent an email like that to Donna where I sent it the other week and she's like wow that sounds good. So did I. And it came back and I was like oh shit that wasn't supposed to go to Donna. It's like the wrong person in the phone book. You got to be careful with that. And then Donna responded, oh shit, it's you? I thought that was going on. It's that song that everybody thinks it's what, the tequila song? Oh, yeah. Meets his wife in the bar. But yeah, no, it's something else. Here's something, again, I mean, I've stressed it with Donna for years, and she's kind of doing it now, is I always thought, you know, again, I take and thousands and thousands of photos and videos of hers, stuff like that. I said, but you know, it's kind of sexy to me is if you take a picture and you send it to me on your own, I find that very right. It's telling me one, you find me remotely attractive. Um, and two, that you're thinking of me, you know, and it's, it's kind of sexy. So, you know, I'll ask her, Hey man, I can know she'll be shooting, uh, pictures for Instagram or Twitter or whatever. It's like, Hey, you know, if you get something really sexy, send it along to me. You know, I'd like to have it. And she's doing that now. And you know what? It does. It's kind of a little pep in the step, you know? So, I mean, I've told other guys that, like, yeah, really push your wife to, you know. Oh, I thought you wanted pictures from them. I told other guys. Well, yeah. You know, let me finish my story. I have a collection of dick pics of all my best friends. I bet you do. Yeah, just send me a couple of pictures. Put a little pep in my step. Send me a couple of pictures of your cock. I'd rather be interested in seeing that, you know? It's not gay. It's just, you know, I just want to feel it closer. Yeah, don't make it ugly. Don't make it ugly. It's okay. It's okay. But tell them, tell their wives, you know, tell your wife, send me, no, have your wife send you. Tell your wife to send you pictures. I'll make them feel special. I'll disappoint them like only you can. Like only you can. I don't care even if, you know, she's putting on a sexy bra. It doesn't have to be a nude, something, you know, it's, I mean, a bra and panties are just like a goddamn bikini. So they're like, oh, what if someone sees it? Well, then it's a brown panty. You're wearing like a bikini. Big fucking deal. Exactly. You know, but that's one way, I think, too, of adding a little spark. Mm-hmm. You know, and again, you sit there and tell the house, I'm like, oh, my God, honey, you know, I'm all turned on here at work after you sent me that picture and can't wait to see you. Yep. You know, I'll get home and disappoint you. Yeah, of course. I'm so disappointed on a regular basis. Well, and then doing the little silly things, right? Like, I'll pinch your butt in front of my kids knowing they're going to see it just so they're like, ew, dad. Oh, they're kissing you. You know what I mean? Yeah, but then, like, they notice it, you know what I mean? And so I'll pinch your butt in front of my kids or, you know, grab her boob when we're going out to eat, you know, like just nonchalantly or something like that, but just so she knows that, you know, ooh, I I find this sexy. You know what I mean? And that's what it's all about. You've got to keep that spark that they know that the flame hasn't gone out. Exactly. You're attracted to them as a person and physically and everything. They're still the one you desire the most. Exactly. And I think a lot of that too, though, even when you do do all that and it does translate in the bedroom. And I remember listening to one of your one of your more recent podcasts about it, too, about how many guys are so attentive to a woman. Until they get them in bed, and then it's like, oh, I just want to get my dick in, and then that's it, right? And so all of a sudden, I think somewhat, especially with your wife, that, I mean, we all have learned behavior, right? So, I mean, if she knows you're telling her she's pretty and this and that, and then you go into the and all you do is bang it out real quick on her. She's not going to take that maybe to heart, right? And so this weekend when we went to the hotel room, I mean, I didn't even think about giving myself an orgasm. But I usually don't because in my silly mind as a guy, I think, man, every time we have sex, if I can give you multiple orgasms and leave you unable to walk because your legs are still shaking so bad, that's going to make you want. more. Well, no, it doesn't. It just, you know, makes her, like, want a munchie or something like that. He's like, Jesus Christ, you banged the shit out of me. You know, is there still any salt to let from Chili's? You know, can you bring that to him? You know, and I'm just thinking, like, man, I put on a good fireworks show. You don't want to watch it again, but, you know. Yeah, no, it's, yeah, that's a good point. You know, I've, yeah, I can relate. I mean, you know, I try to, you know, I, I, I much rather give pleasure generally than receive it, if that's safe to say. Yep. Yeah, but that's... I'm not opposed to receiving. No, no. There's a lot of times I just do you because, well, last night I was just... We were shooting with one gentleman yesterday, and she probably, over the course of the day, wound up fucking for over four hours. Yeah. I was like, I'm done. That pussy was smoking. It was. But now I know, I had so many orgasms too. She's sitting in a bucket of ice right now, so... I was like, how about we just do you? Those meat hangers are... hanging down there. Both of us were like, God, my pussy is just raw. He was like, yeah, my dick hurts. It's like, oh, my God. Such problems. Such problems. If we only had a workman's comp plan, you can, you know. I got to put compresses, like cold compresses on my pussy. Also, I need to file a workman's comp plan in my pussy store. My pussy store. Fucking all day. Well, that just means you need tongue then, you know. That's it. I mean. She was so exhausted. I thought she was really deep through me last night. And she was snoring in my dick in her mouth. That's a lie. That is a lie. That is a blatant lie. I was you dry heaving. Yeah, that's what it was. Shut up. I wasn't you either. God, you're so full of shit. Well, I am a little constipated, but anyway. But yeah, no, it's important for people. to not just tell their significant other just because they're trying to get laid. This is something you've got to do. And you have to convince them of it. You have to feel it. And if you don't feel, and again, I've said this before, I think if you're in a relationship, you need to feel that person at your relationship is the sexiest person in the world. I agree. No matter weight they've gained, or hair they've lost, or... I'm not talking directly to you. I'm going to just take the hint. Don't look at my bald spot. I'm looking at your bald spot. Oh, yeah. It's right through that fishnet panties. It is a bald spot. I like it smoothly. So do I, dear. But, you know, you need to let them know. I mean, again, like you said, Stephen, you've got over 20 years with her. Donna and I are approaching 19 years. You know, you have a history, you know, and someone that you've, you know, I've never in the military, and thanks for those who have. I appreciate your services. But, you know, the people you've been in the trenches with, man, you owe it to them. Yeah. And I think it goes along, or you should also say, too, that every time you try and show that affection, like you were saying, I think you shouldn't lead it into sex, right? Because then it really, at the end of the day, she's going to want it more. I know how much Donna, you know, because I'm a huge fan, doesn't like a guy just to get in there and strip his clothes off. That's part of her excitement, right? Slowly removing the clothes and seeing what it is. So that's part of her tease that gets her going, right? And so I know with my wife, yeah, I've tried to, to tease throughout the day, maybe send some sexy messages and then get home and maybe grab a butt and then not have it, you know, try and build up to having sex that night. More just tease and it might be able to go there, but then it's a, hey, you know, why don't you sit on the couch? I'm going to do these dishes really quick and then I'm going to take the kid outside and throw the football with him because I know you've been dying to catch up on one of your shows or something like that, right? Yeah, sometimes it's little things. Yeah, there's that buildup of, oh my gosh, he's being so sweet. He obviously wants some pussy. But then I get home and I do. My devious mind just thinks I'm going to get it for twice as long tomorrow. So I'm doing this today type of thing. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, yeah. Save it up by coupons. Yes, yep. I've clipped and I'm ready to turn them in kind of thing. But no, I think just... Ticket has 10 punches. I want to use three. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that still asks for sex coupons for Christmas. I'm tall enough to ride the ride. Let me the fuck on. I'm not tall enough. But you are the ride. Oh, well, that's good. That makes it all better. Well, it was funny too, Donna. I was thinking about something you and Vince were talking about. because my wife, I'm 6'2", about 205, 210. And my wife is, I want to say 5'1". She's pretty short. Oh, she's an Amazon in my world. Yeah. She's taller than me. It's funny because so I decided when we were at the hotel, you know, I mean, she was sucking my dick and I was like, babe, I want to eat you out. And it was, I had to prop like four pills up to get myself up for far enough. It doesn't light up. She's making out with her belly button. I'll send you the wed link for the trapeze. You can order and put them up. I sort of chuckled out loud in the middle of it thinking of one of your guys' podcasts. She turns around and she's like, what? I had to quickly say something. I don't remember what I said, but it sure as hell wasn't, oh, I was laughing because Of this, you know. I was listening to this podcast. They don't line up either. He's taller, she's taller. When they do a 69, all she does is tongue his fucking belly button. Or suck on a nipple. Either way, I'm an innie. It's like, that's not my dick you're sucking, it's my belly button. Oh, I couldn't tell the difference. It's like they're both going. But the real question is, did you enjoy it? Sadly, yes. My belly button's never had less lint in it. I'm like, what the fuck? We'll just shave that thing. And we're guys, we enjoy all the attention. You know. Yeah, there's no such thing as bad attention. No, not at all. Probably not. That's why you got, and we know a few guys that they even thrive on arguing with. Oh, I know. They'd just be an asshole. If they know they can't get this woman, they figure if I argue with her, if I'm rude to her, I'm going to have a conversation with her. It's stupid. Yeah, we do know people like that. Yeah, it's stupid. Oh, you got that one girl in bed. It was like, you really, you called her old and whatever else you called her and she went to bed with you. So obviously it does work. Yeah, she ain't bragging about that either. I hope not. You know, oh, you're old and this and that. Oh, baby, I gotta have you. It's sort of like you and I, you know, there was alcohol. involved. Yes, okay. That explains a lot. You're an old nasty bitch. Drink up. And swallow. You can't call me that. Let's go. Let's fuck. Keep drinking. I get younger and better looking. You're such an asshole. I'm going to fuck you. Let's go. Man, it works for me every other night. Jeez, way to go, man. What's every other? We need a recovery here. I get sober up and I'm like, oh, no. I didn't drink more. I have to wait until the first set of Rufy's wears off before I can ever take more. Oh, my God. As soon as she starts remembering who I am, it's like, oh, no, this ain't happening here, honey. Have some more M&M's. You're Skittles. Skittles. I don't remember the last time I had these M&M's. That's good. Why is there a big bowl of these next to my side of the bed? Don't worry. You shouldn't have too many. They're high in calories. And when I wake up from it, my ass hurts. I don't know what that is. Hemorrhoids, maybe? You ought to check. Get checked. Why are there dirty rubber gloves? Don't worry about that. I'm pulling them out of my ass. I was fixing something. I was doing some plumbing. The toilet backed up. Yeah, that's what it was. Oh, man. He's quick with this shit, isn't he? I try. But you say that about so many things. Wow. Three-minute wonder. It's like rodeo sex. You know, eight seconds, I'm done. But as long as you can brag about those eight seconds, though, you know. Well, I'm bragging. She's not. But, you know, it's like my buddy told me. He says his wife bitched about him premature ejaculating. He says, Hey, honey, I set the pace. If you can't keep up, that's not my problem. So I thought that was awesome. Yes, I remember that one. That's where I stand with things. I set the pace. Well, and then it was funny because speaking of that, when you guys were doing that episode, I just thought like, and you guys hit it on the head during that premature ejaculation, which it wasn't as short as Jonathan. Yeah, I think this is a good answer, Michelle. Yeah, but you hit it right on the head. It's one of those, if you know you're working with a handicap, then you learn to swing your club differently. You know? I mean, if you know that might occur, happen to you, then go down on her and give her one or two orgasms, you know, with oral or foreplay. And then at that point, if you do only last eight seconds, you know, yeah, she won't be as disdainful. going down on her, giving her a couple orgasms. And, you know, gives him a few minutes to recover. And then, you know, next thing you know, he's able to, you know, perform for 15, 20 minutes. So it's, you know, again, there's people that get hung up on that. You know, and like I said, I experienced where someone was very demeaning to me because my first time. That's wrong. It can damage you. Can I smack her in her face? She's too old and wrinkly now, I'm sure. She has to be younger than me. No, she was 24. I was 17. So she's a year older than me. Yeah, so she's not alive. He's such an asshole. He's like, wait a minute. She's not alive. There's only a few of you. But I can see that. Not putting all the blame on you, Donna, but you're extremely good-looking. So I think you generally probably cut guys' times in half. Well, the other thing she has going for is she's never had kids. Because you're so good-looking. And it's tight. She's never had children. And it's tight. And her pussy's extremely tight. Can you imagine it's tight? Yeah. It's tight. So, I mean, yeah, in the videos, you'll hear a lot of guys like, oh, my God, your pussy's so tight. Yeah, I know. I know. And then with her muscles, she can, like, clamp that fucker down. Oh, I can clamp down. And she can rip your dick out by its roots if she wanted to. Try not to do that. Yeah, I know. But, yeah. Well, that, I mean, there's a couple guys that he's, that we've said that, he goes, I mean, as soon as I stick my dick in yours, you know, most times I have to, like, jerk off with women because I don't get, I don't get a grip. I can't get, you know, I can't get any leverage. But he goes, as soon as I put my dick in yours, it's like, it's so tight. He goes, I last, like, you know. a couple of pumps. He goes, I'm gone. I think it lasted about five minutes. Well, there was two gentlemen. Back to back. Last a week. One was one day, one was another day. Right. And both of them never lasted five minutes. Nope. And they're not, they weren't like, you know, young, young kids either. They were. They were both in their fifties. Yeah. One was short. Yeah. I was like, I'm sorry. I didn't do that. But then again, they don't look at it like, well, maybe I should do something to her. and then I can rechamber, but they just deliver and they're like, oh boy, I'm done. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe they, it's one of those cases they could have like jerked off during the day or the day before. But then you yell at them. Oh, you just got to save your cum load for me. Well, it only lasts five minutes. How come you tell me, no, I don't need your cum load. No, there's perfectly good tissues in the other room. Perfectly good. And you take a long nap afterwards. You get done jerking off and you just go take a nap. I don't say that. Not even remotely. I'm starting to get a complex here. Don't take a die. I have little bruises all over my body where she pokes me with a 10-foot pole. 10 foot? Like 15 feet? Come on, sit back. It's okay. Mace and red pepper spray are aphrodisiacs to me now. It's like, oh, she hit me with mace. She wants something. You little minx, you. She's just playing hard to get. She wants to do the whole role play, the whole rapist and victim thing. All right, yeah. That's nothing to joke about. No, it's not. Rape is not anything to joke about. That's true. Rape is not, so. We joke about our marriage. Yeah, our marriage is a joke. I'm good with it. I'd like to say she married us for sex, but we all know that's a lie. She didn't marry me for my money. Definitely didn't marry me for my looks. Well, you can't say she didn't marry you for not sex. It sounds like you have some pretty amazing oral skills. So, geez, maybe she married you partly for some sexual skills. Maybe. That could be it. I don't know. Nope. Wow. Damn. No, no. I married her for a bunch of deeper things. Guys, sex is very superficial. Before I could even ask Donna to interject, she just comes up with this deep sounding, nope. Not at all. I married my husband. I wouldn't even get a hallmarked sympathy card for my sex life there. Wow. Sorry for the death of your sex life, Vince. That's not even true. I married you because I loved you. The sex is just an added bonus. Yeah, you love me to be someplace else. You love me to be at work. You love me to. No, we're best friends. Sounds like my wife. I married you for you. It was just a disappointment. Everything is going to have a negative. Unfortunately, the sex is the negative part. That's not even true. Your paychecks are positive. You cut the lawn. That's a positive. Your sex, that's all negative. That's not even true. Here I'm trying to be deep and philosophical. That's going nowhere quick. Better open this door with the shit flow out. It's filling up the room. You don't even dress philosophically. You dress fishingly. I can catch a lot of things in this. You're not going to catch a lot of things. You might catch a few guys with that. You ain't catching anything fish-wise. It barely covers. It covers pretty nicely. It's just a fishnet bra and panty set. And when it has a little thing in the middle, it holds them together. What does it sound perfect? It's sexy. It's got a little collar thing. It's got a little collar. That's a little strap that goes from the collar down to the bottoms, which doesn't do anything. It just kind of divides her in half. Vertically, not horizontally. It shows you she doesn't have scoliosis. That's all it shows you. It's a handle, Vince. It's just a handle. Yeah, you can just grab it here, grab it here. That's true. It could be a handle. Yeah, all right. We'll go with handle. And she's small enough to pick up like that, but you know. Two hands. Yeah, that little strap would just snap. I'd pick her up more by the collar. It's got the little ring. on the collar, you know. Tired to the lead, I tie my dog out back with, put it outside in that goddamn outfit. That's not right. My neighbor would definitely shit a brick. He didn't know what to do when he saw you around the pool with a thong, let alone he sees in that outfit he's going to fucking hemorrhage. Yet they cut down their big tree that was blocking our pool. The tree was perfectly fine. All the other dead ones in the yard, they're still fucking standing. They're still there. They cut down that one. Here's this nice healthy tree blocking my view of their pool. We need that down, honey. Okay, okay. What about the dead one? Oh, I think the neighbor knew exactly what to do. Oh, yeah. I think the neighbor knew exactly what to do when he saw you in a song. It was, do I beat off now or do I beat off later? Now I'll get caught. Later, I'll have to go in my house and not have the scenery. That's what was going through his mind right then. His problem now is since COVID, his wife has been working from home. So if he was out on the deck yanking it, his wife would come out and beat him to death probably. I mean, they've already expressed that he hates me because all the work I've done around the house, out there in the yard and stuff like that. He comes out and he goes, you make me look bad. My wife sees you out there chopping wood or building a deck and she expects me to do that shit now. I'm really starting to hate you. So it sounds like I had it wrong. She's the one out there playing with herself watching you then. She's out there playing with herself watching you. But she's not looking at me going, oh, look at him. She's like, oh, look what he's doing. Oh, look at him. Look at that deck he's building. Oh, big dark deck. Look how he splits that wood. Oh, shit's getting done. He's mowing the lawn. He's mowing the lawn. Look at him weed eating. Oh, yeah. He's fixing the fence. I think he's mowing. Fix that fence, bitch. Fix that fence, yeah. That's what it is. She had to mow the lawn this week. She was mowing the lawn. She probably mows it most of the time anyway. She's got a bigger penis than he does. I'm not judging. Whatever works for her. It's okay to get out there and mow the lawn. My neighbors, I live in a circle. Small yards, little fences, more of the suburban type. Definitely not what I'll call the exclusion you guys probably have. You guys are nestled in the hills. But I thought it was funny because my wife's actually been told by the neighbors, if I ever come outside to mow the lawn, I better be shirtless. You kidding? My neighbors have sent shirts over for me. Please have Vince wear all these. I'm sending six shirts over. They're all 17Xs. We just want to make sure he's fucking covered. It's like, wait, this one's a circus tent. 10 up over your yard. Have Vince cut the yard inside the tent, please. That's funny. I don't know. It's tough. It is tough. Yeah. But anyway, so was this all the disappointment you'd hoped for? Oh, shit. Oh, man. No, it's been so much fun. I was really shocked, and kind of like we had in our conversation earlier, I was shocked to hear that you guys don't get more feedback as far as what kind of wonderful job you guys are doing. I mean, you know, Donna's beautiful, and her in her own right, you know, she's a star, but you two together are just an unmatchable combo. I mean, just the banter you guys have back and forth, and the I think the relatability to the subjects and what you guys discuss. And again, that's what led me to reach out. It's so relatable, just all the different topics that you guys discuss. And I like how you guys present it as more of a discussion about a topic versus, you know, so many other people choose a topic and then preach about their side of it, but act like, you know, they're going to write a book about it next. I like how you guys bring it up as an opening. Well, I do with pictures. It's a pop-up. I like pop-ups. I really like pop-ups. They give me paper cuts. We know you like pop-ups. Yeah, we know you like pop-ups. Yeah, I do like pop-ups. And those nipples are popping up right through that fishnet. That's another kind of pop-up. Yeah, that's it. But yeah, no, I mean, we've had a couple emails here and there. And like we discussed even, there's... Unfortunately, the internet, I think, is used more for negative than positive. If people have a positive experience with like a restaurant, very few of them actually go and give a good review. But as soon as you have something bad, they go and... You tell everybody. Yeah, no. Like I said, when I did my photography, I had what I called my pizza theory. You know, if you have a good pizza, you tell one person. a bad pizza you tell everybody and um so i mean we're just happy that we have listeners um you know we're all about hearing good bad and different and uh you know again really appreciated your positive feedback um and uh and the other gentleman who reaches out to us who listens to the show what was his first name uh bill bill um and uh again you know we've invited bill on the show and you're you're have an open invitation anytime you want to be on i'll keep you abreast to our topics and what you're Yes, you're abreast Donna. Keep you abreast of Donna's breasts. I mean, hell, we'd love to do a show where, you know, maybe we can get you and your wife on the show. Yeah, that would be fun. You know, I mean, I don't know. Have you let your wife listen to the podcast? I think she would be, like in a situation where we were going out, like last weekend. I think in that of the situation. Again, right now, one of us always has a kid in the car, or a kid at home, or running around. I mean, it's so crazy. So crazy how the schedules work. That's why I think it was so important to get out there on last Friday, excuse me, and get to the hotel and just try and show her. Really, you know, and to swing it all the way back to the The passion's only gone when you give up. Sure. You know, I mean. There's one other reason for a passion going away. You run out of duct tape. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that too. But you can use it. Don't use Gorilla Tape. Just saying. Hot glue guns, unless they're in pain. No, I still have burn marks. Again, you know, you can get into the whole thing with the kids. You know, hey, kids are old. If you don't want a babysitter, but you can't trust alone, Gorilla Tape. A grill-a-tate, yeah. Yeah. It works for my parents and me. I'm okay. Yeah, whatever happened at the time where they just leave you some money and say, here, you know, order some pizza and have fun, you know, and as long as you didn't burn the house down, then you were successful, right? I mean, I can't tell you how many times I, that's how I learned how to mud a wall so I could fix the hole I put after sliding down the stairs on a cardboard box and mudded it, it is, you know, none the wiser. Nope. That's pretty good. It wasn't spelled out in the rules that you weren't supposed to do that. Just saying. Yeah. Once you're 14, you can be left alone. Theoretically, depends on the 14-year-old. Yeah, it's true. But I mean, like, you're old enough to babysit at 14, so if you're able to watch other children, you should be able to be left alone. There's plenty of adults that are old enough to watch children that shouldn't. And they shouldn't be left alone. There's some adults that the children are watching the adults. Okay, I take that all back. They should never be left alone, ever. Yeah, that's like I said, duct tape. Here, son. There are lots of cameras. Lots of cameras. Have a seat in this, you know, sit down in this chair for a minute, son. I'll see you in a couple hours. They'll see you on a station they want to watch. You ate five hours. Yeah, there's nothing wrong. I mean, just tape a juice box with a long enough straw. That goes to their mouth. I mean, you know. Yeah, they're good to go. So then you just tape them to a chair and put on PBS and leave. That's awful. That's perfect. Oh, yeah. A night with Andrea Bocelli. Oh! Oh, you would like that. I would, but the kids wouldn't. 14-year-old wouldn't enjoy it. Probably not. You know, or Lawrence Welk show reruns. Oh, my God. It's a Lawrence Welk marathon. All right, son. You be good. We're really tormented. Back in the days of when we were younger, you know, like, porn channels, like, between, like, if you didn't pay for it, you could get it kind of just fuzzy. So you just put it, just leave that on. Duct tape into a chair and put that so they can't see the porn, but they kind of hear it. Kind of hear it. Torment the fuck out of them. Because you know when you get home and cut him out of the chair, you know where he's going to be in his room with the tissues. So, but yeah, just remember when you punish your kids, eventually they get to pick what nursing home you're in. So, yeah, take that consideration. That's true. Yep. I think Vince's daughter has told him that on numerous occasions. Yeah, my daughters have determined the fact that there's no nursing home would want me. So, they're going to be stuck with me. So, they've already determined they're going to kill me. So, I'm good with that. Okay, that's good. As long as you're good with it. Yeah. I don't really, you know, want someone changing my diaper. You know, think about that. Some nurse coming over and, like, taking a diaper. Like, Jesus Christ. It's like, yeah, I'm dying. All I can say is take care of yourself now. That's all I can tell you. Too late. Too late. It's not too late. It's almost never too late. Almost never. Yeah. I'll start tomorrow. She looked at me when she said almost. Almost. I'm the exception. Yeah. It's almost for most people, but for you. I know. I'll miss you when you die next week. For five minutes, I'll be inconsolable. No, the doctor we called had all good news for me. Oh, that's not even true. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't take the phone call. Oh. All right. Well, we have bored Stephen for over an hour now. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Hard to believe. Yeah, it goes quick. No, no. I'm not bored at all. I'm having a super fun time. Good, good. And I'm excited to hear your guys' topic for next week. You know, because this week I already knew it was, and with boring Stephen. You know, so. It'll be exciting to not ruin your guys' next week podcast. You know, not ruining it at all. You didn't ruin it at all. Gave us someone else to talk to. Yeah, we were just talking to each other. It's awful, terrible. Start the hot husband podcast. Hot husband podcast. Okay, the chubby husband podcast. Chubby hubby. The chubby hubby podcast. Should I say what happened when I went to the dentist today and she noticed my necklace? Go ahead. Okay. I'm getting my teeth cleaned today. Well, first you have to tell about the necklace. Then you tell the story. Okay, the necklace is a hot wife necklace that Vince got for me just earlier this week, and I'm wearing it. So I went to get my teeth cleaned. Of course, the necklace, I guess, was exposed, and the hygienist was like, what does your necklace say? I'm like, oh, it says hot wife. She goes, oh, I'm like, because my husband thinks I'm so hot. I just, oh, that's so romantic and sweet. And I was like, oh, if you only knew what hot wife really means. Yes, I should be. That's so funny because are there people out there that don't? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'd say most people don't know. Yeah. Do you think she was just being nice because she didn't want to be like, ooh, I know what's going on? But then in turn, you got to look at it this way. Maybe if I didn't know what it meant and I just looked at it like, oh, I think my wife's hot. But we get people, you get people, Donna, that are all the time like, does your husband know you're doing this? On Instagram, it says right in my profile, I love the pineapple life, And I'm a hot wife. How much more blatant can I be? We've gone over the whole pineapple thing. Yeah, people don't know the pineapple thing. But the hot wife, you know. Does your husband know you have this up? Yeah, people, we tell them all the time, like, you know, I was fucking this guy in front of my husband. And people are like, does your husband know? Well, no, he was too busy running the video camera. He didn't see me fucking these two guys. He was busy changing camera views and just didn't see there was a dick in my ass. and one of my mouth. I honestly keep telling him he just doesn't pay attention to me. I went over to him and he thought I sneezed but I had this cum all over my face. He goes, honey, it's like you have a bad cold. My husband doesn't pay attention to me. He doesn't notice me. I guess I should be glad I didn't buy you the cum slut necklace, huh? Yes. That's right. That one's more self-explanatory. It's a little more hidden. Yeah. Well, you could have told her that's actually my maiden name. Kumslot. I'm Donna Kumslot. It's a German. It's from the Valley of Semen. It's Kumslot with umlauts over the U. Kumslot. Donna Kumslot. Kumslot. My name, my middle name is Enel. It's all German descent. It's all German. Kumsloot. Kumslo We fled to the island of Big Cock. Oh, my God. We settled in with the Big Cock, Cum Slut Big Cocks. This has gone too far. That's, like, ridiculous. Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't get the Cum Slut one. There's always next week. Yeah, well, I'm not wearing that one. What doctor are you going to next week? I'm going to call an Oscar if he done that, but he's hysterical. Well, the cum slut one just ought to be an anklet, you know? Yeah. You can only read it when the ankle's in the air. I'll put it upside down. That's what I mean. Yeah, when she's on her back and he's holding her ankles up, then he's like, oh, cum slut. Yeah, like when you're standing, you couldn't read it. Right. But when your ankle's in the air, oh, cum slut. Oh, I see. Nice. Yeah, there you go. What's a, oh, they talked about angels. It's in Da Vinci Code. You know, we can read it upside down and stuff like that. It's the same way no matter how you look at it. Right, right. Whatever that type of word is called. Oh, fuck. I want to tip my tongue. Yeah, I've forgotten now. So many things have been there. I want to tip my tongue, especially yesterday. I got a splinter in my head. Oh, I thought you were Chinese only. Yeah, I'm looking with two of my fingers. This big black microphone is turning off. Ambigrams. It's an ambigram. Yeah, I like those. You dip them in like white coffee. Those are teddy grams. Oh, whatever. I get them all confused. It's an amigram. Teddy grams. It's a teddy gram, amigram, you know. It does like alphabet soup, you know. It was just in a cookie form. I don't know. So I've got a question for you, Donna, to take the conversation. Sorry, a little bit into left field. We're definitely in left field. So what would you What would you say are your, and maybe don't answer it because I think it'd be a great topic, but what would you say are your sexual senses? You know, meaning I think we have five or seven senses, sight, hearing. And the reason why I ask is because, again, I'm a big fan of yours, and I've noticed in your videos, you do the same thing as I do, and then I start thinking, well, God, You know, maybe everyone does, is I like watching, just like you do. Oh, yeah. But when you get ready to orgasm, we both close our eyes. Ah, yeah, because I'm going into my mental game. Yeah, and so it's like, it's almost like you're using, you know, outside of touch and feel and sight, so you need that sense of sight to get you to the gate, but then it's almost like you close your eyes to walk through it, and I just always wonder, Is this one of the topics you and I talked about that we would talk on the show? Or maybe it was Donna I said something about talking about the seven senses and how it relates to sex. Must have been your other wife. Well, so me and you discussed it really, really quickly about, you know, the seven senses. And I just thought that would be so fascinating because, again, like I said, I watched Donna in her videos. I mean, you know, not that I'm looking at her eyes. Intimately. Only scientifically. Only scientifically. Yeah, you know, I mean, that's why I'm, you know, monitoring the jiggles and bounces for a really scientific reason. But no, I just thought that's so interesting that we do the same thing because I'm a sight person. And so you think at the end of it, why don't I keep my eyes open to see more of it? But it's almost like you said, it's the mind's eye. Maybe it's stronger. Why don't we make this topic for next show? Do you want to do that? Yeah, I think that would be super interesting to cover. Yes, let's stop it now so we don't ruin it. Let's make that the topic for next week's show. Okay. Is the seven senses and sex. Okay. I appreciate it, Donna. Ruin it more. No. I was like, I loved watching your guys, your last, your first televised podcast. Well, this one will come out, too. I love the facial expressions. because you're like, yeah, he wrote a long email and you got the eye roll back that you talked about. And then you said, and then, you know, my husband replied and then he wrote another long one, you know. It was, it was like, you know. So then I opened up my following email with, that's so weird, I've never apologized for things being long before. Me neither. Me neither. I'm usually apologizing for it being so short, but, you know, I get this time I hit a long one so it was great yeah we I think you know you and I Stephen on the phone the other night had briefly touched on that and I said that'd be a great topic so I actually think that's yeah you know let us know you know again we talk outside the show now about what your availability is next week whether it be you know we have off of our jobs on Sundays and Mondays and let me know what's best for you we'll see if we can pull together a podcast and have you call it again we'll talk about Yeah, that'd be great. Maybe you should wait and see what the ratings do on this one. I'm afraid I tanked them. No, I don't think so. No, are you kidding me? Quick, if you're still videoing Donna, pull out a nipple. I did. Both are out right now. Save the show. Save the show. Try to do more. I think we get better ratings. I pulled my nipples out. But anyway, all four of them. Stop. You don't got four nipples. Well, I got four nipples, bitch. He has to top me everything. Yeah, that's right. My quits bigger. I don't even want to. I don't know how to respond to that. I know. So anyway, yeah, we'll wrap this bad boy up. Please. So we'll just end the show. And then, you know, if you want to hang on the line after we wrap this up, Steve, we'll talk a little more off air. Yeah. I appreciate you guys having me on and it's it's been super fun and and I just uh you know thank you challenge everyone else that enjoys the the podcast as much as I do to to reach out and say good job uh you know I mean these are two very lovely real uh people that uh accept compliments as as well as constructive criticism and yeah we'll find out who you live if they're not nice and I have nothing to say and I'll find you fuckers you say something next now He's only kidding, really. You son of a bitch. You say something bad about him. I'm going to come over your house and blow your car up. Burn my lips next time, but I'll blow your car up. I'll blow your car up. She just got that five minutes later. I know. I'm a bad Italian mobster. I went to go blow up the guy's car and I burnt my limbs on the fucking muffler. Anyway. So anyway. Thank you for listening. Again, we appreciate everybody listening, downloading, share with your friends if you don't want them as friends anymore. Visit hotwifedonnalyn.com and you get links to all her sites, her social media, the podcast, the hot videos. And who I'm fucking that week. Her cooking recipes, which are none. Vote. Not a one. If you want to be nice to her, there's the Amazon Wishlist there. You can You know, if you want to buy her something nice. Actually, a gentleman bought me this one. Oh, did he? Yes, this is one of the ones that a gentleman bought me, so I guess I thanked him many times. And the belly button ring, someone else bought you? Yeah, the belly button ring, someone else bought me, so. 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