20 Questions That Reveal What You Really Want

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not this podcast does not reflect that of the opinion of Hot Wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. And as always, I'm accompanied by my wonderful husband, Vince. Present. Ah, there we go. You didn't raise your hand, though. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Do it again. Let's do the show over again. Okay. Okay, wonderful husband, Vince, raise your hand. Are you here? Here? Okay. Okay. All right. I won't talk about the weather. I won't talk about how warm it is. It was so long, we bitched and mooned how freaking cold it was, and now it's like 80 degrees. It's like, I'm not used to it yet. Yeah, it was damn near 90. But anyway. Well, but now I think it's like 80. The sun is going down. Well, the good thing about the warmer weather is I'm already enjoying it from the fact of watching more women out in shorts. In shorts. That's not a bad deal. Which means bathing suit season is just around the corner. That's true. in the pool on May 2nd, I believe. That doesn't mean we're swimming in it and it'll just be open. No, it means we put chemicals in it and we wait. We spend a month of electricity to get it all circulated and cleaned. Yeah, it's going to be a swamp, I'm sure. Isn't that a sexy topic? Anyway, so with that, intro at hotwifepodcast.com, if you're interested in writing to us, I would love to hear from you. So I used AI to generate, a 20-question thing for tonight's show. 20-question thing? 20 questions for you. Oh, okay. To find out what kind of sex is right for you. Oh, I was going to, yeah. I know the answer for you is yes. So answer each question honestly. Okay. Go with your instinct, not what sounds right. Oh, that could be frightening. And then I will tell you what the... which of the two responses you make, what they mean. Okay. All right. So we're starting this? Yeah, we'll start it. Jump right in. What kind of sex is right for you? Is right for me. Okay. Oh, okay. So the first question. All right. Do you prefer things planned or spontaneous? God, that's a tough one. I think I like things more planned. Okay. There's no right or wrong. Just, you know. Okay. So you like them planned. I mean, you like the anticipation and the buildup. I do. That is very true. That's very true. Let's tell you what AI says here. Well, here's the thing with, you know, as an adult, in my younger days, the whole spontaneity was very exciting. But now that I have responsibilities and a job and, you know, yada, yada, like everybody else, I'd like to know that My playtime is going to happen. Fits in my schedule. Fits in my schedule. Between my nap and my afternoon snack. And you know, whatever I'm watching. With the girls. Exactly. There's all these things. Shut up. I think it's not like I'm in an old people's home. Shut up. Shut up, mister. Don't even go there. Don't make that face. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. I know. Spontaneous would have meant you thrive on excitement and unpredictability. Now, I I'm a big spontaneous person. Right. But the only drawback for me with spontaneity is, again, you and I like to be clean. I like to be rationed up. You know, it's like I don't want to be out working in the yard and you're like, hey, baby, let's do it. It's like, oh. At least you're on the side of the hill here and you're like, oh. I got a cheese dick. Oh, come on. No, be more graphic. How gross can you? I don't need to take it any further than that. Yeah, I do. That's why I do like things to be more planned because then I know I can fit it into my schedule. There'll be time to I do like the buildup. I like that tease. I do like that. So that does make sense. I like things a little more planned. Sorry. No, there's no right or wrong. My spontaneity days are when I was younger, but not so much now. These questions are just meant to see what sex is appropriate for you. Okay. There's no right or wrong. There's what you feel. Okay. And it's AI after all. It doesn't mean shit. Yeah, it doesn't mean shit. Okay, number two. Okay. What matters more, emotional connection or physical chemistry? Emotional connection, for sure. Okay. Mm-hmm. Because there are guys I've been with that, you've even introduced me to playmates that I, visually I was like, ah, I don't know. And then when I was with them, they were actually quite a lot of fun. So we had more of a chemistry, emotional chemistry, rather than physical attraction necessarily, so. Yeah. See, I, I kind of split the difference there. Because, well, for me, not that anyone cares. But, like, I don't need an emotional bond. And I'm not necessarily driven by physical. I want to, like, I'm driven more by quality of the person. Well, that's an emotional bond. More so than physical. More so than physical. I guess. I just, I think, you know, yeah. I'm not looking to have a necessary emotional bond. No, you're not looking to fall in love, but I like to have some kind of a bond. It doesn't have to. See, yeah, I'm definitely more the, this chemistry of the heads have to connect. The body can be, you know, maybe not quite perfect. Because a lot of times the people with the perfect bodies, there's nothing upstairs like you. There's nothing upstairs. Not a thing. It's empty. It's nothing going on up there. What's it do when I hit this? Okay. I'm so dumb. I don't know what it does when I hit that button. I'm only kidding. Just checking. Don't play that new song you made for me. I got two new songs. Two new songs, okay. They're like three and a half minutes each, so I can't do that. Maybe at the end of the show I'll play for it. Just play part of it at least to get to the chorus. You got to get into the song to get to the chorus. Okay. Okay, so number three. Are you more reserved? Or expressive? I'm definitely more expressive. I... Well, expressive, does that mean... Yeah, I would definitely say more expressive. Okay. Expressive means you enjoy being vocal, playful, and open. Yep, that's me. Reserved means you prefer subtle and intimate connection. No, I'm not any of those things. Okay. I'm definitely more vocal. Okay, whatever. Just read these off. Yeah, just read them off. Yep. Yeah, I... Let me find out a little bit more about my wife Donna Lynn. Yeah. What makes up this podcast? Okay. You've only been married to me for how long? Too long. Okay. That's, I can see that. Do you like routine or variety? Well, variety. You crave new experiences and change. Yeah. Okay. Wow, you and I are almost opposites on all of these. No, they say opposites attract. You enjoy light and relaxed and fun energy. Yes, I do. Not really. You prefer more focused and intense vibe. I don't know what that means. Go masturbate. Leave everyone alone. You're not a people person. No, I'm definitely, I like humor because everything for me can have a sense of humor. Every situation can have some humor to it. Okay. Do you enjoy taking the lead or going with the flow? I think with this one, going with the flow. I am more of a submissive. You enjoy responding and adapting. Oh, that's me. I don't know about adapting, but I guess. Responding, definitely. What's the other one? Lead. Lead. Well, what do they do then? You like control and direction. Yeah, not in the bedroom so much. In other aspects of my life, I like control and direction, but in the bedroom, to be a little bit more submissive. Wrong answer. I do have my, you know, sometimes, sometimes I, there are times when I do take the lead, but it's, it's not my, it's not my go-to. Okay. I'm definitely a sub. Okay. Are you more about slow build or instant spark? Hmm. That's a tough one. Cause I've been in situations, where the slow build was like, you know, it took a while, but it was, it was good. It just, but that instant spark is always very exciting. So let's go with instant spark. Okay. That's where I'm at. Instant spark. Yeah. Yeah. It gets back to that spontaneous thing. Yeah. Yeah. I can see that. I can see that. Do you prefer private or adventurous settings? Probably more adventurous. Otherwise we wouldn't be having sex all over our. freaking property outside by the pool and yada yada. Yeah, you see now that one has changed over the years. Mm-hmm. You know, I used to be more adventurous. Mm-hmm. You know, I talked about where I worked and everything else. Oh, yeah. And then in the canoe. Back behind bars and canoes and stuff like that. But now I'm a lot more private because my back hurts. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, I get it. It's just something that changed with age. Mentally, I'm still fucking, you know, trapeze. and no safety nets, just go to the wall, so to speak. But reality is. Reality is. Yeah, no. Not really. Okay. How important is communication? Very important or less important? Very important. Okay. You need clarity and connection. Okay. If it was the not so important. You prefer natural chemistry and instinct. Yeah, I do. important in any kind of relationship, even if it's... Temporary. Temporary, you know? Only if it's for an hour. Yeah, an hour or so. Well, if you don't communicate with your partner in whatever form it is, you're not going to get what you need. So for me, communicate... Shut up. What? No. What? Don't make me break out that song. Okay. All right. Do you enjoy being surprised? Your options are yes or no. I do like being surprised. Yes. You like spontaneity and unpredictability. Which is really weird because earlier I did not. So I'm definitely all over the place. So you're lying to me. Okay. Do you lean more romantic or playful? Probably more playful than romantic. Okay. You enjoy fun, teasing, and light energy. Oh, the teasing part, absolutely. I do like the tease. That's half the fun is the tease. That's the hottest part of sex, in my opinion. Yeah, I think so, too. The anticipation. The foreplay, the tease, the build. I mean, intercourse is great, don't get me wrong, but after you have intercourse, what is there? Yeah, it's like, okay, that's fine. Okay, we've done that. We've jumped the fence, now we're on the other side. Okay. Okay. Yeah, when you're thinking about it, you're anticipating it, I think that's the That's hot. That's... Oh, sure. Leaving something on the table, so to speak. Yeah, I agree. Just get up and wipe it off. Okay. Oh, man. That's what you want to read into it, okay? You're just so wrong. You made it gross. I didn't say it's gross. I didn't say it's gross. You're the one who said left it on the table. I didn't. It could have been a cum load. You don't know. You're right. Yeah. You're just assuming the worst. Yeah. Are you more visual or emotional? Visual. Okay. So you respond to I also respond to having a hard dick inside her. Well, when we used to have the monitors up where my playmates and I could watch ourselves, that was freaking hot. I love that. Even in my earlier days, I always had a mirror handy where I could watch myself. So I'm definitely visual. I find that very erotic. Yeah. Well, you've already said you like being an exhibitionist. Oh, yeah. So that just goes hand in hand. What about you? What about you? What am I? Yeah. I'm not visual. I mean, I do. It depends. If I'm not in the sex, I'm visual. Okay. If you're in the sex. If I'm in the sex, I'm more emotional. Okay. I don't like being watched. I don't. Right. I'm not a performance artist. No, I'm surprised. Yeah. Well, I am when it comes to anything but being naked. I mean, there is a whole fund that I get money from every month to not get naked in public. Okay. I swore, you know, that I signed the paperwork, the contract. But in public speaking, you're right there, baby. You go to a nude beach, you wear clothes. Turtleneck, full-length pants. You're a renegade. No nudity. Yeah, we don't want Vince on a nude beach. Shut up. You know, a jumpsuit's fine. Jumpsuit. You're a rebel that way. Nude beach, nope. I'm going to go fully clothed. Well, I'll go to a nude beach, but yeah, they want me dressed. I didn't say they would. Just so you're like, I'm. So number 13. Okay. Do you prefer intensity or relaxation? Probably intensity. Okay, you like passion and energy. Yeah, I can see that. Okay. Oh, what's the other one? Relaxation means you enjoy calm, comfortable intimacy. Probably afterwards. That's kind of me. And calm. That was my back and everything else. It's like, sorry, the... The physical limitations of age is so much fun, isn't it? Yeah, the trampoline had to come down. I'm sorry, I couldn't do it. Oh, well, the trapeze bar came down until my shoulder gets better, but I understand that. I couldn't reach it. My back was so bad when I was on a trampoline, I couldn't reach a trapeze. Do you like structure or letting things unfold? Probably letting things unfold. Structure would give it too rigid. Well, it's sort of like those people who send you scripts for custom videos. Oh, my gosh. Okay, for one minute, 38 seconds, you do this. And then for another 17 seconds, you do this. And at two minutes, 13 seconds, you say this. Like, really? That's how you come? Is like regimented? You jerk off to like a fucking Marine March song. I don't know. Jerk my dick off in my hand. I don't know. That sounds very rigid. You can't jerk off if it's not. True. True. Smarty pants. You said unfolding, right? That's what you said? Yeah. Okay. 15. Are you more curious or content? I'd say more curious. You like exploring and trying new things. Aren't you running out of things new to try other than people? No. There's always new things to try. Okay. Well, with new people, they always come with their own little bag of tricks. Oh, that baggage, bag of tricks. Bag of tricks. Okay. Yeah, because they're like, oh, I like it if you do something. I'm like, oh, I've never done, like I've never pegged a man before. And with you, I never will, I know. Hallelujah. Okay. So there are things I have not done yet. I am still a virgin at, and I bat my eyes. But you keep saying you're afraid to peg a man. I am. I am very nervous about it, but I- Rage Against the Machine song called To Kill a Man. We could probably change the words to that. Pegaman. Yeah. See, I'm very nervous about it, but if somebody would want me to do that. As a willing asshole, and they're willing, Donna will be willing. I would definitely, yeah, I would definitely do that. I think Wayne said he wants to come down. Yeah, of course he has said that. Of course. When he listens to the show, I will get a text. I'm sure you will. You will listen to it. Yes, Wayne, I'd love to peg you. And I have just the strapless strap on for you. It vibrates. It's only a 10-inch dildo. Oh, don't worry. And it vibrates, though. Most ends. If she didn't like it, it'd be a 12-inch one. I'll be pegging you lovingly. This is getting interesting. Okay, all right. Do you prefer deep conversation or light banding? So Freud had said... If you exhibit these traits, you probably want to have sex with your mother. Yeah, I mean, it was deep conversation. So the meaning of life has got to be so much deeper than my cock in your mouth. No, light banter. Light banter, let's not... With two creams. Yeah, with two creams. Okay, I dig it that way, but okay. Hey, in this podcast, you say the word cream, it only means one thing. I'm not talking coffee. Oh, this isn't the hot coffee podcast? Sorry, no, that's later. That's tomorrow morning. Okay. Do you like being in control or sharing control? Probably sharing control. Because I'm not dominant, being in control would be a little bit. It says here you're insecure and should seek help. Yeah, I'm sure. No, it says you like balance and mutual flow. Does that mean you want him to come and you want to come? Yeah, that sounds about right. Now, the interesting thing would be to revisit this list and do it once with a male partner and once with a female partner. It's still going to be very similar. You're boring as shit. I am boring as shit. I'm sorry. No, that's fine. I'm just not a dominant person. If anybody wants me to be dominant, I'm done. Four foot ten of dominance there, baby. Tower of dominance. Tower of dominance. All right. It's 110 pounds of pure dominance. Pure dominance out there. Do you prefer familiar partners or new energy? Huh. Wow. If they show up. Yeah, if they show up. Ah. Geez, I'd like to say new energy, Disappointment lately, so... Well, but when the new energy happens and it happens well, it's exciting. Right, but it just hasn't happened well in a while. Yeah, a lot of batters got up and struck out. Yeah, it's just been... Some didn't show up to the game. I'd say a lot of them didn't show up to the game at all. Yeah, okay. So familiar partners... You value comfort and trust. The new energy one is you enjoy, I can understand that and I wish I could get on board with that, but it just hasn't been the experience lately. I think it is your preference. It is my preference. But it doesn't seem to work well. Not lately. No. I'm going back to my tried and true playmates because they show up, they know what to bring to the table, they know, you know, they just know what they're doing. Yeah, I get that. So. Do you like things predictable? We're surprising. I do like surprises. Look, I got my penis cut off. Oh, that's not a good surprise. Well, you said you liked it. Okay, that's not a good surprise. I mean, like, if you said you had a, like, you said your ex for Christmas, you had to, you couldn't tell her that they're a Christmas present because you had to go find them and find out what they were. No, yeah, she did not like surprises. See, you could tell me, there's a box there. You have a surprise in the box. I tell you, I got your presents in that box. You go, what the fuck did you spend money on for? Well, that's true. You shouldn't be spending money. I'm an unappreciative bitch. I am. Shut up. I hate you so much. But you can leave it there and I will not want to even look at it until the appointed time. I'm like, okay, I'll wait until Christmas. Yeah, I'm that way. I can just wait. Why? I like the idea of the surprise. So why would I want to ruin it I have to have it right now. No, that's people who need instant gratification, and I don't need instant gratification. And they hate premature ejaculation, too. I'm sure they do, too. I'm sure it goes hand in hand. That's the juxtaposition. It's like, I want instant gratification, but don't come too fast. That's a hard one. I mean, difficult. Well, it was hard. It was hard. Okay. All right, number 20. Oh, God. Why ask but least. Okay. What is more important, connection or excitement? Hmm. I think connection. Well, I think excitement can add the connection. Or the connection can add to the excitement. Because once you have a connection, you know the next time it's going to be. Hopefully better. Even better. Yeah. Because you have that connection. You know what to expect. You know. So which one do you want? What do you mean? Which one do I want? Excitement or connection? I think connection. You value emotional depth. Do I now? Okay. Okay. That's. I'm not so sure. about that. But okay. So. Okay. What's the other one? The excitement. Excitement. You value thrill and energy. I can understand that. Oh, it's all fun. It's all fun. I do like the connection because. Again, this is done by AI. Yeah. Not done by Dr. Freud in any. Or who was that other little lady? Freud hasn't done things in years. Well, you know, it could have been something that research. What about, what was her name? Ruth? Dr. Ruth shows like, and the penis goes into the vagina. Yeah. And she'd take her fingers and go into it. Well, she's passed. I'm sure she's passed. She was pretty old back then. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how many penises she actually got to see. I'd like to have seen a picture of her when she was younger to see if she was talking from knowledge. Or from books. Or what she read in a book. Oh, come on. She probably was a little minx in bed, you know. She got a little writing crop out. in her little leather boots. I'm not saying she wasn't, but someone like that Susan Brandon, or was it Braden, who's on her show? Oh, yes. That woman. Braxton. Braxton was her last name, I think. You know, that woman can tell me anything about this, but I know she's been there. Yeah, she's been there, for sure. Yeah, she's. Has some experience. And just goddamn good looking. Yeah, she's very attractive, absolutely, that's for sure. So what did you learn from this? What's the symbolism? A little Boondock Saints reference there. So, well, no, it was, you know, pretty much, there were some that kind of surprised me, but, you know, well, it was fun. It was interesting. So, you know, you kind of like to be a sub. You don't always want to be a sub. You like to have some level of connection. Yeah, but not too much connection, because I don't want to. You like stability, I think, is what I get from it. is, you know, again, I have a little more inside track than most. You think? No. Oh, stop. But, you know, something to the effect, like, you know, you, yeah. I mean, it's stuff I kind of knew. Yeah, I figured as much. I mean, you do get excitement over new stuff, but you do take value in the tried and true. The old stuff? Yeah. Okay, a tried and true is a better way. And she looks at me as she says, old stuff. Oh, stop. Yeah, I mean, I do. The new is exciting, but sometimes that excitement can be very fleeting. There have been a couple of playmates. I was really, this is going back a few years, and I was really excited to get together with them. And when they got here, it was so anticlimactic. It was just like, what happened to all that sexy talk and all the texting back and forth and all this hot stuff? stuff. And then they talk a great game. A lot of these guys do talk a great game. And you see, that is kind of, my glasses make me sweat, like at the house parties before word got out about me. Right, right. You know, people looked at me and they're like, okay, nothing fancy there. You know, I'm like, okay, you know. And, you know, went to numerous house parties, even the host's wife. Right. Like there was never anything but, you know, a hello, hug and kiss, and a goodbye hug and kiss. But then once they popped a cork. As it were. So to speak. All of a sudden, it was like, oh boy. You know, for them, not me. I mean, for me, too. For me, too. Yeah, it was on my side. I enjoy it, but yeah. That was the excitement part, because no one anticipated what I brought to the party. That's why you can never, ever judge a book by its cover. Wow. That's a phrase you should coin. I think I should. Wow. Because you have introduced me to guys that, like I said before, they were kind of like, ah, I don't know, Vince. You're like, oh, no, come on, you should play with them. You really should. I'm like, oh, okay. And it turned out to be a lot of fun. No, you never know. You don't know. Unfortunately, until you put your foot in the water, you don't know what temperature it is. No, that's very true. That's very true. So never, ever, you know. Charge a book by its cover. True. I mean. How about a magazine? Or a magazine by its cover. you just can't do that because you don't know what's going to be on the inside you just don't know yeah he might have some mad skills that you know just to look at them they're like oh well you know plain Jane and then all of a sudden it's like whoa holy cow I didn't know we had a 12 inch cock under there or some other mad skill I didn't know she had a 12 inch cock what a surprise info at hotwifepodcast.com please feel free to rate us questions comments statements ideas for a show Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine. It's coming out May 1st. Check that out. And if you want to see who, what, where, or when. Oh, at hotwipedonnalyn.com, I'm constantly posting stuff of me and whoever I happen to be with that day, that minute. Whatever. Whatever. So we're going to end the show here with, I went into AI today and typed in something about Donna. And had it generate a song. Oh, great. And it's in a heavy metal tone. Oh, love it. It sounds more like Disturbed. Okay. So we're going to end the show with this. And I hope, you know, you guys can appreciate this. I should feel flattered, huh? Hey, I don't have AI write songs for just anybody. You have way too much time on your hands, mister. Way too much time. like a crime scene, laughing at the chaos that she owned the whole machine. Told me I was broken, said she liked her toys that way. I thought I found an angel with a butcher's blade. I'm married to Psycho, Psycho Donna. Wedding dress, loaded drama, a thousand fire burning karma. Now I sleep with one eye open. I'm married to Psycho, Psycho Donna. I have way too much fun Oh, the romance is not dead, folks The romance is not dead Good night Have a good night, everybody Turn it up Thank you,...