When did you know you wanted to be a swinger?

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Speaker2: of the Hot Wife Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast once again. I'm here with my wonderful husband, Daisy. You're catching on, you're catching on. Eventually you might convince me. I'm convincing me, are you kidding me? Keep trying. I will, I will definitely keep trying. So we have a very nice topic for tonight's podcast. Why is my husband so phenomenal? Yeah, it's a question I ask all the time. There is no answer. It's just a gift from God. That's what you're saying, a gift from God. That's my story of secret. Okay. You keep telling yourself that. You keep telling yourself that. That's your mantra. I thought that was a worthwhile topic, personally. Oh, yeah. All the things that make Vince so wonderful. Well, you know, I heard my voice there in the disclaimer in the beginning. I'm like, God damn, I'm sexy. Who is that sexy juicy? That's a sexy bitch. Oh, come on. You have a very nice voice. I guess. You give nice voice. I've got to have something nice. Okay. The rest of me is a wreck. Anyway. That anyway that's okay so yeah um we kicked around a couple topics for tonight and um and after we consumed consumable you know lots of alcohol we came up with one yeah okay wasn't that much alcohol and the topic is when did you decide that you wanted to be in theinger lifestyle? When did you think you wanted to be a swinger? Whatever. However you want to word that, I'm good with it. Yeah, so when do you think was your coming to swinging moment? Coming to swinging. Actually, you probably introduced me to it, but it's been like a lifelong thing that I was never very, oh God, this doesn't sound really terrible. So I was never very faithful to anybody. I would be with them for a while. Then I get kind of like, oh, I want to take a walk on the wild side. I want to be with somebody else for a little bit. And, you know, and they just didn't understand that. So I guess it's been. been i mean we've been dating like two days i can't be faithful well yeah a day two days come on like a day and a half two hours two hours i said hi to you what do you expect my whole life jeez yeah really jeez no uh yeah it was if if they would have been in the had the swinger mindset or would have been in the lifestyle back then, those relationships would have lasted longer, I think. And we both would have been happy. Yeah, possibly. I mean, there were some other things that were not so good with them, but. Well, when we got started swinging, I mean, again, I was a swinger before you. There was something for my first wife who i got into swinging with and you had a little
Speaker1: adjustment too is the concept was fine for you but all of a sudden the concept of seeing your partner with somebody was a little that's always a little awkward yeah it's always a little awkward
Speaker2: but when did you decide that you wanted to be a swinger um i think it was uh
Speaker1: Here we go. decided you wanted to be a swinger um i think it was uh it was more i think when um like that one girl i was dating for a while um she would never gone for it but yeah like again i i find it very um flattering alluring a bunch of words. I don't know what they mean. Like when guys look or make comments to you or compliment you, you know, I don't get jealous. I'm not a jealous person. So I find it kind of sexy, I guess that's a word, you know, kind of a thing. It's like, yeah, I think the woman i'm with is gorgeous you know and it's like the fact that other people find them attractive and luring gorgeous all that stuff sexy um and obviously when they if if guys like the time we came out of the restaurant and those guys came up and asked if they could give you a compliment and i said sure please do you know and comment on your legs um um you know i find that they're not going to do it if they don't actually in the back of their head like oh my god i'd love the fucker you know and again when you see someone like see like you get a compliment like that that, you know, without necessarily being obvious to you to turn on for you. And seeing you turned on is my arousal. And, you know, again, my ex-wife wasn't an unattractive woman. As a personality, she was. And so, you know, I found that it's like, okay, what would be the next step? And I've always kind of had the mentality, uh, personal opinion that we're not meant to be sexually monogamous. Um, I think in my opinion, uh, relationship wise, I think we're meant to be, find a life partner that someone you enjoy spending time with and everything else. But I think part of the whole being human, so to speak, is, you know, they don't use fat, ugly people to sell toothpaste. You know, they use, you know, everything is with attractive people, you know, except for Bud Light. But that's a different story. Yeah. Except for that. a different story um yeah except for that yeah but um yeah um so you know you're always drawn towards other attractive people and the definition of attractive is up to the individual exactly you know there's nothing wrong with someone who finds some of the same sex you know attractive or a large person attractive or whatever. Just the pedophile shit's wrong. Absolutely. So I always felt that way. It's like, oh, my God, you know, it's like I can have sex. I mean, I think most men in general, I mean, there's a lot of men that are very jealous because they're insecure. And I think that's one of the big things is before you can make a move into swinging you have to be very very secure with yourself we've talked about that before for sure but there was like a certain time that you said hey let's do swinging like how did you actually broach the whole thing with your first wife and all that and you know kind of like hey let's do this won't this be fun and did she smack you the first time or um did she push back i think this started out like us playing in bed and i just you know just said to her you know it would be really hot in my opinion um would be to i'd love to watch you get fucked by another guy and she's like what you don't what you don't want to fuck me but you think i'm that it's like no no no no i just think again like i've told you it's there's something erotic to me about my partner giving and or receiving pleasure you know and it's it's a personal thing but um so and that's how it started and it took a while of talking about it and then and then you know she was insecure about things it's like oh no one would want to fuck me and then we found somebody and then she proceeded to find the whole fucking east coast the whole team the whole the whole military base down the road actually yeah you opened pandora's box so you didn't have like a a profile on any of the swinger websites the web wasn't really a thing for the most part at that point it was back in those days back in this was 90s god okay okay mid 90s um it was more like you had was like swinger magazines. You'd go to an adult bookstore, and it was like newsprint magazines and stuff. And you went to the back, and it would be like. Well, no, it was a printed magazine that came out like monthly. Oh, it was just for swingers? Oh. Yeah, or people who went to meet. You can call it swingers, you can call it a meet mag, fuck mag. What do we call it? Okay. And you'd find people in your area. And you would actually send something through.
Speaker2: A snail mail.
Speaker1: Yeah, you would actually, they had like a P.O. box or whatever you had to send something to. And then they would forward it to that person.
Speaker3: Oh. Wow.
Speaker2: It took months to get laid.
Speaker1: Well, you know. But then, and then like once you, you know, again, you could ask people you knew. Right. And stuff like that, so. That could be awkward. Yeah. Oh, interesting. You know, like, you know, I talked about the story about the one guy you went out with one night. And that lady that worked with me and her girlfriend went out well again when i was with me i broke had broken up with my ex right at the time and once we got back together i approached this guy i said hey man you know i'd like to come over and have dinner and then we'll like tag team my wife he's like what because it was something totally new to him oh my so and yeah so we did oh cool so that so that worked out well yeah it got things started i mean but i've always found it um like i said it's very attractive to me um you know i don't put again i think to be a swinger, you have to be able to separate sex and love. That's the key. That's one of the keys. And you have to be very secure in your relationship. And yourself, more importantly. And yourself, sure. I mean, as you came up with the phrase, you know, if you think your partner is going to leave you because of an orgasm, there's a lot more wrong with you than an orgasm. Sure, sure. I've had lots of very nice orgasms given to me by my playmates, but do I want to live with them and, you know, shack up with them? No, not even close. What's that? You don't even want to do that with me. Oh, come on. I'm here with you, or am I not? I'm right here. You have a plexiglass wall between us. Yeah, shut up. Bulletproof.
Speaker3: Bulletproof.
Speaker2: Get out of here. Splashproof. So, yeah, I mean, they're fun to play with, but I don't want to, you know, I don't want to live with them. I don't want to become, I don't want to be in a relationship with them. And we have people we know listen to the show, in particular, or one gentleman, that, you know, his wife is kind of tapered down with the sex and apparently has no interest in sex. Yikes. And her name is Donna. I'm in therapy for that. Yeah, therapy for a lot of things. Yeah, that's true, too. And he wants to approach a topic with her like, either gonna you know either gonna a let me swing do my own thing b step to the plate or c step out there might be a d in there too what would d be i think we kind of covered it no step up step out or get counseling maybe a mediator be like hey you know maybe this person needs to change some things in their life so they feel more attractive sure so if you feel more attractive i know when i when i gain weight i don't i don't want to have sex because i feel fat i feel unattractive blah you know the same old thing but the same old thing. But if you lose weight, you feel more attractive, you get a little more energy, you get a little more energy, you feel more sexy, and it snowballs and you start feeling like, yeah, you know what, I can do this. I keep the lights out in the bedroom. You shouldn't have to worry about that. Well, you know, you might have one of the roofies, though. For me or you? Well, both. I don't think anybody's want to remember that. I mean, my God,
Speaker1: that's just awful.
Speaker2: Wake up in the middle of the night screaming,
Speaker3: you know, it'd be terrible.
Speaker1: That's why I wear when there's like 3D headsets.
Speaker2: So is it somebody else? Or is that when there's,
Speaker3: you know, your kid.
Speaker1: Those gaming sets? What were those things called? The quadscope?
Speaker3: That quadscope. Yeah,
Speaker2: they had those little viewfinder little things.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: But, yeah. So, like, when you got introduced to swinging, I mean, the, Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you. yeah they had his little uh viewfinder little thing things yeah but um yeah um so like when you got introduced to swinging i mean the you know i guess through me the technical thing yeah but i'm saying you kind of were doing it anyway you were kind of fucking a lot of people when you were younger yeah i was anyway and i just couldn't understand why i couldn't be in a quote, normal relationship for a long period of time after a time i got kind of uh bored and tired of it and i wanted to and there's for people that that works for you that's great it's great i had like a limit and it's like and you know what the thing was i just wanted to take a little walk on the wild side then come back sure it wasn't like i't like I wanted a lifelong thing. Again, this might be a bad analogy, but I used it the other day with Mickey. And it said, you know, it's like being in a monogamous relationship. It's like eating at the same restaurant and the same thing all the time. All the time. You get to the same diner and have, okay, I'm having the meatloaf mashed potatoes. And it might be really good. Oh, it's satisfying but it's like you know i'd love to go across the street to the you know mexican restaurant and have anchovas or something yeah exactly or go down the road to the steakhouse and have a real good porterhouse right or something you know or you know go over here and just get the shit fucked out of me whatever i mean get that was her term have the whole waiter staff fucked the fucking hell out of me go home look like a glazed donut i didn't say that personally i'm just saying but a woman might um a woman might think that maybe but again that's the whole thing if you're secure with yourself or you could be honest as a couple again those are the things and we've talked about that you know when you have said it in the past I think people kind of like like not necessarily on the show but other ones other people we know we say how it's enhanced our relationship you know and people are like how the hell does your wife or you fucking someone else make it better because they're thinking like if I fuck another woman my wife's going to kill me you know if I catch my wife fucking another guy I'm going to kill her yep exactly if you relax and just take in, watch the lust, the fun your wife's having. And then when you, like I said, when we get done playing with others and we go home, then all that excitement's still there. It's still there. And then we talk about it and it heightens our pleasure. So, I mean, it works for us. It may not work for everybody. So, I mean, it just works for us. and it's fun and and we enjoy it and we like sharing and we like teasing teasing each other yeah it's it's all about the tease it is all about the tease we do like i always equate it to with um if i go out with uh let's say mickey or even angelina, I can go out. Not so much Angelina. Not so much. Well, Angelina doesn't drink. Right. So I'm saying I can go out. Well, you can go out and have dinner with her. Yeah, okay. I can go out and have a nice dinner with Angelina or Mickey or many of the other women and have a nice dinner and have a nice evening, you know, have dinner and some drinks and laughs and everything else and go home we had a nice evening okay why can't they come over and we get naked and slap nasties make each other come and then like okay hey have a great night i'll talk i'll see you later okay yeah we had fun we had another night of fun just a different fun. Yeah. You know? It's a little more intimate. You're not going to get in trouble for driving under the influence of an orgasm. Good point. Good point. I don't think... Orgasms don't cost anything except time. That's true, too. You know what? You make each other come. You're both going to be happy. You're not going to be arguing. You're not in the fight over. It's non-poetical. Yeah. I'm looking for a negative here, and I can't find one. It's all digital. We don't use film anymore. But no, it's like, you know. And again, like the hot date stuff that we do, you know, it's erotic as know because there's a whole unknown thing you go out to dinner and you go either come back here and go into the bedroom and have fun and or go to their place depending on who it is and have fun and then when it's all done and you've you know cleaned up cleaned up then we have our fun and then i get to hear about it and then again i hear it i sense the excitement and you know and everything else you'll sit there and i go my god he's you know sitting on his face and i came so hard and it's like oh that's hot uh-huh yeah yeah you know um and i don't know um personally I can't get jealous over that stuff.
Speaker2: No, you're very secure with yourself, so that's the first thing.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: And being secure with yourself and knowing that your mate isn't going to leave you because of an orgasm. Certainly, it makes all the difference. If your mate's going to leave you, there's generally a lot more than one reason. That's right. If your mate's going to leave you for that one reason alone, then you don't want to be with him anyway. They're very shallow. Although I did think you were going to get my tongue pierced after you had that one blowjob. The one gentleman has his tongue pierced and gets you. I never noticed it. I didn't either. I've been with him how many times? I never noticed he had his tongue pierced. It never like hit. You didn't say for me to get my tongue pierced. I didn't either I've been with him How many times I never noticed He had his tongue pierced It never like hit But you didn't say For me to get my tongue pierced I didn't know He had his tongue pierced Until recently It's like Wait you have your tongue pierced He's like yeah It's been pierced for like 20 years I'm like Every time we kiss It never like hit my Yeah Never hit my teeth Or anything like that I could do a better job Without a piercing Yeah Yeah. I mean, that was weird. And he does a good job. Yeah, he does a great job.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I'd be interested in hearing from people. You can email us at hotwavepodcasts at gmail.com. Let us know. Tell us about when you discovered that swinging was something you wanted to do or it got started or even how you got into it.
Speaker2: That'd be interesting.
Speaker1: Yeah, it's always, you know, how did it happen? Was it, you know, I mean, I've heard stories of people like, oh, my buddy was over, and my wife and I and him were sitting there drinking, and next thing you know, we're all fucking drunk, and next thing you know.
Speaker2: There's always alcohol involved. It's a great equalizer.
Speaker1: It lowers inhibitions. I mean, boy, it's simple. I'm having a couple here. I'm hoping to get laid. I'm going to fuck you, Bao. You're not getting anything. You're fucked. I didn't say that. But you didn't deny it either. True, true. But anyway, yeah, so it's, I mean, I mean, you look at look at like you talk about some of your experiences when you were younger i mean you know the like you were out with your gay friends and your girlfriend driving around you guys are all oh my god so technically that was kind of a swinging thing
Speaker2: you know maybe that's what started it because my best friend was he was just he didn't know he was gay at the time he really thought he was he wasn't sure what he was he wasn't just wasn't sure Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you.
Speaker3: Thank you. Thank you. Thank was. He just wasn't sure. And so when he started coming out of the closet, we had our own little orgies going on. It's pretty simple. Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos? He wasn't sure. I always ask him, I'm like, dude, you're a good looking guy. Why don't you have a girlfriend? And he's like, oh, I'm waiting for the right one.
Speaker2: I'm like, oh, shit.
Speaker1: That has a penis.
Speaker2: Well, then he realized, like, yeah, maybe it's men I really like, so.
Speaker1: That's fine. And I'm not, you know.
Speaker2: Oh, as soon as he came out of the closet, man, it was like a tsunami. It was, well, you know.
Speaker3: Whatever works.
Speaker2: You know, it was a sexual revolution here. He was like, rah. And we'd have, like, uh. And he was journal button, patent, I mean. Butt plug. Well, I remember, like, he, his friend had this little, like, one of his small pickup trucks. You know, it was, like, the smaller ones, like the Dats dotson size ones back in the day oh yeah it was there wasn't enough room for us girls to be in the in the cab either so it was a cold like spring or midwinter night and we girls were in the back with a blanket over us we're kissing the cars are behind us like watching us we're making out behind in this in this little pickup truck on our way to a gay bar it's about dancing and well whatever else we were doing whatever else it was kind of fun it was it was a good time yeah it was like we didn't care we just didn't care you know it was a whole different world you know you could never do that now you're not allowed to be in the back of a pickup truck without seatbelts and this and that.
Speaker1: No, without seatbelts and that roof and roll rack.
Speaker2: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, here we are driving down some turnpike and me and my girlfriend, they're making out and freaking out the cars around us, I'm sure.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Yeah, so, I mean, I think, again, for me, it was just that whole realizing that I wanted to see
Speaker3: Thank you. Yeah, so, I mean, I think, again, for me,
Speaker1: it was just that whole realizing that I wanted to see, because, again, I'm a photographer, so I'm a lawyer.
Speaker2: Right, right, yeah.
Speaker1: It's simple, so, yeah, I think wanting to see my significant other, whether it was my first mistake or you, give and or receive pleasure. I guess I'm the second mistake. You said it, I did. Thank you. I feel so wonderful now. I didn't say it. You did. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. You were thinking it, though. I'm not denying it. I didn't say it. Asshole. But, yeah, I just found that so arousing. So upon discovering that that was arousing to me, it's just like, okay, well, the definition of what I am, one, is a voyeur. Right. Two, if I'm willing to share, that goes beyond voyeur. That's a swinger. Yeah. You know. we like going to a dictionary saying what oh swinger one that likes to share their spouse with somebody else it's like well wait a minute that's what i do hold on a second here i don't even own a swing set no you don't that's true no i don't above the weight limit um but uh i used to love the horse thing pinch my fingers it would hurt remember them yeah you forgot about that part hadn't you well there have been like very um obscene changes to those little hobby little swinger you, you know. They had the big giant springs. You just kind of swing on those ones. They put like a dildo on them and you can swing on them that way. Not any of the ones I went on. No. The only ones I went on just had a horse. Just had a horse. Or just had pipe. They had a saddle thing. None of them had a dildo. Nope, nope. None of the playgrounds I went to had dildos. No, I remember seeing a couple of videos like that,
Speaker2: and I'm like, hmm, interesting.
Speaker1: I would have stayed away from those playgrounds.
Speaker3: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker1: Yeah, I would have, yeah. Definitely would have stayed away from those playgrounds. It was the adult version. Definitely, definitely would have stayed away from those.
Speaker3: Definitely.
Speaker1: Wouldn't go near them.
Speaker2: It was the adult version.
Speaker1: Yeah, well, there you go. What's another show?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Childhood toys you could revamp to be adult toys now that would be one so would the bouncy ball thing which they've done they've done that one i had one remember back in the years ago i had one let's stick with this topic so god i forgot about that bouncy ball that was so much fun and again uh if you have a bouncy, you're going to probably need lube. And for lube, you're going to need spunk lube. Because spunk lube makes everything smooth and silky. Where would I buy spunk lube? Oh, you can get that at spunklube.com. Can I really? Yes, I think you can. Now, is that water soluble? It absolutely is. Their hybrid is, but they also have a silicone version as well. I bet you it's sticky, isn't it? No, it's not.
Speaker1: It's not sticky?
Speaker2: Not at all.
Speaker1: So where would I go?
Speaker2: Spunklube.com.
Speaker3: All right. Great.
Speaker2: Get your Spunklube there and fill all your holes.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I got to caulk around the tub.
Speaker2: Stop it. I don't think it's going to help with that.
Speaker1: Oh, you said all. So, yeah, it's a great product. Please try it out. So, yeah, again, it was one of those things I just realized that because whenever, and I've been very blessed, you being one, that I have, and most people, most men in my life,
Speaker3: I don't mean that in a gay way.
Speaker2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker1: Yeah, what about the men in your life, dude? Tonight I am drinking Buffalo Trace, just so everyone knows.
Speaker2: What happened to New Riff?
Speaker1: Well, yeah, I just poured a little bit in there. I had Buffalo Trace, so it's just a little bit of New Riff on there, too. So they're both good stuff.
Speaker2: You're mixing them?
Speaker1: Yeah, I'm mixing them. Are you allowed to do that? It's bourbon, yeah. I can do what I want. I'm a big boy. I think I'm going to call the bourbon please. I don't think you're allowed to mix them. As long as they're both good bourbons, yes, you can. If I'm mixing something like Evan Williams and Buffalo Trace, the bourbon please will throw me away. I don't even know what Evan Williams is. there and you shouldn't okay it's very bottom shelf it's it's good if you're mixing maybe maybe yeah but anyway whatever um back to the show um interesting but um saying yeah i mean i've been blessed with having a um better looking women in my life than most men would ever imagine me to be able to get. Agreed? Well, I'm going back to, like, all your millions of girlfriends and the ones you described to me. Yes, they're very pretty. Yeah. I mean, some of the models I've played with that I've shot. That's true yeah you know and again i am nothing to write home about oh come on you have a very sexy voice you give you give good voice come on keep your eyes shut and just listen to my voice yeah we'll get you through this i think that blindfold yeah it's what you insist on. Very sexy. But, wow. You have a very sexy voice. Shut up. Okay, good. I'm glad. It's just my voice. It's, I don't, it's just my voice. It's what I hear every day. So I don't. Is that like all the other voices in your head? I've had people like Jay comment that I have a sexy voice. You've commented. Yeah, you have a very nice voice. You know, even Angelina and Mickey have all said, like, you've got a very great, very sexy voice. Like, yeah, stop poking me with a 10-foot pole then. But, yeah, it's, yeah, I've always, I think, just watching someone. I mean, again, it's a voyeur. Right. I mean, even Mickey gets all fired up watching. Yeah, I know. I'm just reminiscing when Greg was shooting my Playmate and I. I could see Mickey's legs as she's walking around trying to get a better view. She was squirming like a fucking thing. I try not to focus on that. I just want to focus on what I'm doing. Yeah, she was squirming. Oh, my goodness. That's why she's reached out to the guy, your playmate, to try to play when Mickey wants to shoot with him. She wants to shoot some stuff. So some other exciting news.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Right now, she had some health issues, and she is hopefully coming soon back. It's going to be Jennifer Ray.
Speaker2: Jennifer Ray, yeah. Okay, let's see.
Speaker1: So we'll get Jennifer Ray to come on the podcast and hopefully also start shooting some stuff.
Speaker2: I hope so. I mean, it's been off again, on again.
Speaker3: Thank you. Okay, let's see. So we'll get Jennifer Ray to come on the podcast and hopefully also start shooting some stuff. I hope so. I mean, it's been off again, on again. I thought, ah, maybe she's... Well, she's got a lot of things in her life. She's got a complex life, so... Yeah, it is. Angelina will be shooting some new stuff soon because she's had some relatives from out of country here. So she's been entertaining them. Put the damper on her i need cock i can't imagine the shape that pussy's in oh my god that woman masturbates 30 40 times a day that's not how many workouts that's how many times she masturbates oh my god and she's got relatives staying at her house she doesn't have a big big house. It's a nice house. It's a nice house.
Speaker1: Not a big house.
Speaker3: Not big enough that she can masturbate with as loud as she is. Oh, my God. She can't do anything quiet.
Speaker2: Oh, my God. She'd have to put a sock in her mouth for sure.
Speaker1: Again, if you want to check out her stuff, go to SexyAngelina.com. You'll hear her podcast, which is on our network. But you're also going to be able to see some of her videos.
Speaker2: Play the commercial yeah okay here's angelina's commercial hold on hi this is angelina nicole host of sex craze podcast if you want to find out where you can find more of me check out sexy angelina.com you'll find my videos social media and my podcast i love showing off and this is where you'll be able to see We'll be able to see all of it. Come take a look. Come take a look. That's great. She's got a great voice. Isn't that a great But then When she's masturbating I know I know Fucking Like my pussy Fuck my pussy More pain Get my pussy Get my pussy Thus the name Sex Craze Podcast Yes It's like Oh my god It's It's like People I, my God. It's like people, I've had. Nailed it. Yeah, nailed it. I've had people in the past call me a freak. It's like, no, I am vanilla. You qualify for a nun's hood. Right, exactly. I am not a freak, not even a little bit. You a freak? This is freak. This woman is freak that is beyond freak that is beyond freak it is the most entertaining masturbation videos i've ever seen bar none and entertaining in an erotic way yeah very you're not like no very it's like oh my god they're like hold you're either gonna sit there it's i'll equate it like I said when you're younger as a younger man
Speaker1: you can sit there and watch a football game you can watch a boxing match like oh fuck it I'd take that
Speaker2: fuck yeah
Speaker1: you know as a younger man I've been like oh yeah I can fuck the shit out of it you're going to hit me I'll smack her ass back oh fuck yeah now at 57 I sit there fuck no she's just going to hurt me
Speaker4: mommy
Speaker1: protect me I know she doesn't want to have sex with me because we're such good friends I'll see you next time. I go, fuck no. She's just going to hurt me. Mommy, protect me. I know she doesn't want to have sex with me because we're such good friends, but I still had to get a restraining order. Yeah. Holy cow, yeah. Got to check her out, man. She is a wild one. So much fun to watch. So much fun to watch. Yeah, something like that. Very erotic. And I got to, I videotaped it, so I was right there. And I sat there the whole time like, Jesus Christ. How the fuck? Oh, my God. Yeah, it was cool. It's very cool. Another example of what I would say, it's like getting into a shark cage. Uh-huh. Okay water, or shark-infested water, but they put a shark in the cage with you. That's her. And then you have a little cut. And they have fish hanging all over your body. Yeah, you're done for. She will eat the fuck, God god just tear you the fuck oh my god
Speaker2: it's only gonna be worse that she hasn't she's been the next guy she gets to fuck oh god help him god help him he better be in great health that's all i can tell you yeah
Speaker1: that's god help him if can you imagine if she squirted oh dear god oh god the guy would drown probably her house would be a complete mess at her house her house if she squirted you know i'd have to walk in there and hit waiters yeah she wouldn't have a dog she'd have a fish Her fucking dog would have gills. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. It would be terrible. Or good. I don't know how. I don't. It's up to interpretation. It is. It is. But got to check her out, man. She is a ball of energy. That's the only way I can put it she will fuck you up it might be the last fuck you ever got I could see if I ever fucked her I'd be in ICU for the rest of my life with a fucking breathing tube feeding me through a fucking hose in my arm. I'd be emaciated.
Speaker3: It's like, what happened to that guy?
Speaker1: It's like the black widow that eats the... Oh, Andrea and Nicole. Oh, my God, really? I heard about that.
Speaker2: You know, the fourth one that came in that was like this.
Speaker1: It's like a fucking hurricane. Katrina was nothing.
Speaker2: Thank you. You know the fourth one that came in that was like this? It's like a fucking hurricane. Katrina was nothing. What New Orleans went through was nothing. Yeah, she's a wild one. She's a loose cannon in a good way, in a very good way. Yeah. Well, you're all goddamn exciting. I'm blessed. No, but she takes it up a notch. Well, that's a whole different game. That's a whole different game. You go from chutes and ladders to fucking MMA boxing. That's probably, yeah, that's a good way to put it. It's like, yeah. But anyway, so, yeah, that's the interesting part. It'd be interesting to hear from people. When did you determine you and your spouse wanting to be swingers? Yeah. I guess for us it was kind of like a gradual thing. Like, hey, it might be really hot if, and then you kind of like, you know, kind of meld into it, kind of like, it kind of morphed. We got together as business partners and best friends. Yeah. So there was never anything. We talked about this. Yeah. My marriage fell apart. We got drunk. You attacked me. Yes, that's the truth. Ah, fuck. Yeah, it's true. It is true. Okay. So, but before all that, I was bouncing your bachelor parties. I'd seen you with, we had a girl-girl website. So I'd seen you with numerous girls numerous times. Yeah. And, you know, so, but there was never anything. I'd never seen you with a man. No, I wasn't allowed to be with a man. No you had plenty of offers yeah plenty of offers and my job as the bouncers make sure that you well i meant like with um the website yeah but i'm saying yeah um we had the one guy we did photos um with that wanted to do stuff and you're like no i can't my boyfriend yeah we didn't do it you didn't do anything but um and that was early on in our friendship so yeah but uh but once we got together and and you had known that my ex and i were swingers so i conveyed it to you it's like i'd love you know love to see you having some fun and it was like hmm interesting weird very weird but interesting yeah it took a little bit you know because it was it was a little weird at the time just it's like i've always wanted to do this but you're gonna let me yeah exactly it's like it kind of like um we talked about this before like the whole fetish of cheating and how exciting cheating is it's like okay now i don't have to cheat so now you're taking all the fun out of it kind of sort of all the erotic sneaking around and then one of the early days of me getting involved in it now became where you actually and like we invited another girl the girl we were shooting so it was you and this other girl and me. Right, right. And then, you know, you were not overly comfortable, but you saw it's like, okay. It's okay. It's all right. It was a little awkward. Yeah. A little awkward, but still fun. Yeah. Still fun. And so, yeah, you just have to, you know, get used to it and get, you know, more comfortable with the whole environment. You have to be secure in your own relationship. That's true too. And be secure with yourself. That makes sense. I mean, now the parties, you're Mr. You know, slut muffin here. Do it again. Do it again. And you're doing a damn good job. Yeah, to, you know, be with you. So, I mean, there you go.
Speaker1: We'll see.
Speaker2: Yeah, we'll see with the next party what happens. It's going to be a little different this time.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I don't know if we should delve into that or not. I don't know if it's going to happen or not.
Speaker1: Well, let's...
Speaker2: Let's wait with that.
Speaker3: Let's wait.
Speaker2: Yeah, okay. Mum's the word. I'm not saying another... I'm not saying anything now.
Speaker1: Yeah, well, it's...
Speaker3: Thank you. Yeah, okay. Mums the word, I'm not saying another, not saying anything now.
Speaker1: Yeah, well, it's, we can give a hint to it.
Speaker2: Okay, you do.
Speaker1: So the number one fan of the show, Stephen, is actually coming out to visit us in September. And he's going to come out and hang with us for a four-day weekend. And we originally canceled the party, going to the house party. Right. Because they don't generally allow single men. Right. So I canceled, and they reached out to us today and said, Hey, you guys canceled. Why? Why are you canceling? So we told him we have this friend coming who's a big fan, and we're going to shoot some video some video he's going to be on the podcast like well he can come as long as he's with you guys you know we don't let single guys show up on the road so i was like oh okay yeah cool so steven is we've let him know if he wants who we can go to the party and he goes i want to watch a master at work that's what he said really so you're not lying that you're not just. I mean, I have a text here. Oh, my goodness. Here's exactly what he said. I'm super excited to do anything and everything. I will finally get to watch all of these women beg the magic man, Vince, for his attention. That's his exact quote. They're not begging. They're just... I didn't say they beg. No, they don't beg. I'm telling you, they just come over and say, you want to go downstairs? Or you say, you want to go downstairs? And they're like, mm-hmm, I heard about you. I heard about you. Or the ones that have been with me are like, we're going to play tonight, right?
Speaker3: Yes, we are. Well, there's a lady that said, before you even come in the door, you're going to take her downstairs. Yep, I'm going to. Okay. I'm holding you to that. I'm going to hold her to it.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker3: I don't think she's going to mind. No, she won't mind.
Speaker2: No, not even a little bit.
Speaker3: Then you're going after the other one.
Speaker2: I didn't get the other party. who didn't you get the other party you played with her boyfriend but uh she was busy all night with the host oh yes yes okay we'll call her stacy wasn't her real name so i'm going this kind of people look around you're like you look like a Stacy. And she's like, that's not my name. I'm like, yeah, you're Stacy now. Sorry. Yeah, you're Stacy. You're Stacy now. Sorry. Yeah. So I want to taste that. I think she'd be fine. Oh, well, she wants to. Yeah, cool. But anyway, so all right. Well, so that's our topic for tonight was about, you know about when did you discover that you either want to be or that you are a swinger?
Speaker1: I guess it wasn't like a, hey, on March 1st, at 3 o'clock in the morning, we decided we were a swinger. We celebrate this every year.
Speaker2: We are swingers. We have a little cake.
Speaker1: We alternate every year. Odd years were little cake. We alternate every year. Odd years we're swingers. Even years we're not.
Speaker2: Oh, that's got to be messy.
Speaker1: That would suck.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: The odd years we have to be not so good.
Speaker1: They did longer.
Speaker2: Longer years.
Speaker1: You wouldn't want to be a swinger on a non-leap year, right?
Speaker3: Right. No.
Speaker1: A leap year only comes around four times, like once every four years. So you want to make sure that's the year that you aren't swinging because it's a shorter year exactly right i guess no whatever okay no leap year's an extra day oh okay that's the year you want to be a swinger then yeah absolutely there's an extra day sure all right well spent. That's it. I've got nothing else, man. Nothing else. I didn't hit the button once tonight. I know. Don't, don't. Unless you have a new one. I want to hear a new one. I don't have a new one. I'll get you a new one. Okay. Get me a new one. I will. So I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, I ask and challenge you to find one or two people that you can turn on to the podcast. I'm not asking you for money or anything. However, if you do want to help sponsor the show, buy an alcoholic a bottle of bourbon, you can go to our website, which is hotwifepodcast.com.
Speaker2: Don't do it. He's got way too much alcohol, way too much alcohol.
Speaker1: No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Don't even listen to him if you had to tolerate her you'd understand oh shut up anyway I'm loving and kind to you and all I get is grief here I am your wonderful wife you know Donna see your wonderful wife Donna there you go but oh and whatay night is our live show at nine o'clock again go to hot wife podcast.com and at nine o'clock east coast time or new york time whichever one you want to go by um you can listen to the show um yeah you can only listen live on the website right other Other than that, you hear it pre-recorded, like you normally do. But if you call in... You can only listen live on the website. Right. Other than that, you hear it prerecorded like you normally do.
Speaker3: But if you listen live on the website, you can call in, and we'll give you the phone number then.
Speaker4: It's on the website.
Speaker1: You can call in and talk to us or ask us questions or tell us to shut the fuck up.
Speaker2: Heggle us. We're good with that, too.
Speaker1: So, again, a shout-out to our buddy Mike, to Mr. Bale, to Steven, to Jay. Jay. Yeah, we have all our buddies. We still have to coordinate a show with her. She calls in and let her just tell some stories. Love those stories, boy. Just write a book. I hate these words, stories, because I know they're real. They're real. People almost sound like they're fake her adventures she has been quite the naughty little slut most of her life yes yes she has and I love that yeah she should really write a book I hope it's a picture book so do I actually for a lot of reasons so I want I want to thank you to everyone for that and we will talk to you Sunday night
Speaker2: okay everybody have a great night We'll see you next time.