What Women Look for in a Man

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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's. So wonderful. Oh, so wonderful. So wonderful.

So nice to see you, hon. Oh, you see me all the time. Well, not as much as... Just not in the studio. Just not in the studio. Yeah. Came out for me to have my computer monitor. Oh, there you go. You can see me. Oh, there you go, hon. Yeah, hey, hey. So... Yeah, I'm trying to get, for tonight's topic. Topic, yeah. Yeah. I got a little kind of thing I want to do. Okay, you have a thing you want to do? Well, there's a lot of things I want to do. Okay, before we get to the topic. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, before we, then that kind of ties into what I want to talk about.

We encourage you all to reach out to us. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. We'd love to hear from you. Good, bad, and indifferent. But I kind of want to talk about the show. And we have received, for the most part, nothing but good comments. And we really appreciate that. And we got an email from somebody more recently that was more, I won't say it's negative. I think they were trying to be helpful, but I want to address it in not like an angry way. But again, we respond, mostly me, to everyone's email. Again, we look forward to it.

We just got an email today from a gentleman saying how much he likes the show and everything else, trying to connect with us on SLS. So I reached back to him and told him our profile name again, which is a photocouple, F-O-T-O-C-P-L-E. If you're on swinglifestyle.com, look for us and send us a friend request, and we'll answer the friend request and open our galleries to you. And there was another one a day or so ago, another positive one. But in the last week, we got an email from a couple. I can't say which one of the two wrote the email, critiquing the show. I'm welcome to listen to it.

Everyone has their opinion. Oh, yeah, we always take them into consideration. Yeah. And one of the things he addressed was that we tend to wander off topic, and that was very discerning to him and his wife. Okay, so he wrote it another way i said that i'm not sure but yes yeah it happens i want to explain our show again we started this thinking no one was going to listen we are blessed with as many listeners as we have um and it's a pretty staggering number to us. According to podcast standards, we're doing quite well. We don't brag about it. We don't live and die by the podcast.

We have fun with it. It's our therapy. We've said that before. Yeah. We like to do it when it's fun. Yeah. He made light of another podcast that's out there about the lifestyle. And that's great. I have no problem. We don't critique other podcasts. Don't listen to them either, but they have their format. We have ours. Our format, apparently most people that we have heard from love it, is a very loose format. It's us having a conversation. The topic may stray.

You may find my stupid humor funny, or or you may not okay um our show may not be for everybody and that's fine exactly okay if you enjoy our show that's great thank you if you don't hey please find something else that entertains you i have no problem with that don't tell me that we should be more like so and so well no let them let them be there i'm not competing we are not competing with anybody no we're not okay we are the amount of money we make off of advertisements in this won't even cover a grocery bill no no no honestly because it's an adult oriented show advertisers don't want to um put commercials on an adult based show um and so again we're not doing it for money we're not doing it for fame um you know we've had some uh people of authority on the show oh yeah you know he made light oh they have all these okay great go to that show that's awesome why are you know and again if people if you don't like the show i'm guessing you're not gonna even hear this i would like to think that's fine that's like saying i go to this restaurant all the time i hate their food but i go there why the fuck would you do that you know it's like god their food sucks but i go there once a week all the time yeah or i go there and i say i know you only serve pizza but i really want chinese so can you please make chinese food no well we're not we're a pizzeria yeah you know you're not gonna it's a mexican restaurant i'll take some uh egg foo young what it's not gonna happen so um but so we encourage you if you don't like the show i'd like to think you're not listening um and but i mean i wish the gentleman well um you know and our show is really based on donna and i having a conversation sure and just like if you're sitting around with your friends your conversation may wander off and eventually come back like ours does i'm not going to argue argue that.

Yeah, only because you might say something and be like, oh, my God, that reminds me about something else. So you go off on your little sidebar, you talk about that, and then you bring it back in. Or sometimes it just goes off topic because that's what normal conversations do. Or we've talked as much as we know about that topic, so we wander off anyway to try to keep it interesting. Yeah, we're like, okay, we're done talking about this. Let's move on. Again, if you don't like my sense of humor, I have no problem with that. I didn't say I was a comedian.

We're just two people that have day jobs, that we are in the lifestyle, and we have fun doing this podcast. And we like being able to share our experiences with you. The good, the bad, and how we have navigated the lifestyle in the 20 years that we've been involved in it. And these are our experiences. We like talking to other people. We like talking to people of authority and doctors and sex therapists. When they're willing to come on the show. When they're available, yes. And a lot of times they're available during the day when we work. Sometimes, that's true.

It makes scheduling a little bit difficult. And again, our show tends to be a little looser. So some of the other shows I know are very more scripted, very more, I'm going to call it structured. Structured. Yeah, structured or starched. And that's fine. That's great. That works for them. Again, I have no critique of any other show. So if this show is not for you, I'm imagining, again, that you're not going to be listening. But go someplace else. Have fun with it. Life's too short to sit there and listen to something that you don't enjoy. But those of you who enjoy it, we love hearing from you.

And we're happy to have you here. My dick didn't get bent with this guy. I just want to make clear. It's just like, okay, you don't like it. You told me that you listened to one show and we went off topic and you got aggravated, so you went off. But then you came back, tried it again, and you said our sound quality was horrible, and then you said you went off again. So then that should have been enough to sit there and go, okay, I got punched in a dick twice, why would I go back a third time?

Yeah, and I don't know what platform he's listening on, because we can listen on ours, and it sounds clear, and we have our... No one else has been complaining about it. Other people, yeah. He said, I whisper. I tend to think I talk too loud. I don't whisper. You're not known for whispering. Well, sometimes I'll say something like under my breath as you're commenting about something, but whatever. Anyway, so that's done. If you enjoy the show, great. This is not a serious show. This is a show of us having a dialogue.

We've invited plenty of people, other people who listen to call into the show and they're like, oh, I don't want to get on the show. I'd be too embarrassed. People might know who I am. Might recognize your voice. Whatever. Okay. But if you want to be on the show, we'd love to have you. Again, email us at info at hotwifepodcast.com. We'll get you on the show. Give us a topic. Like we just heard from a guy today that reached out and said he wants us to, again, go over something we've done already. And I have no problem with it. We're not going to do it today.

The topic you have is going to kind of help him a little bit. But we're not going to cover his topic 100%. Well, I'm having well i'm having trouble actually the topic that i was really interested in i was uh going through uh the 50 shades of pleasure online magazine which just came out yes the new december issue go to 50shadesofpleasure.com the free magazine and uh the topic that was on there he had written a an article and i i i read over and i said hey this would be really good about. However, my iPad, I'm having trouble with the cookies, so I can't get to the magazine. Oh, okay.

Well, I can do this for you. Okay. Oh, can you put it on the other monitor? I have the technology. I figured you did. I know somebody. Can we say who wrote the article? Are we allowed to? Yeah, Wayne. Wayne, thank you. Listener Wayne wrote an article. Yeah, and he contributed. Oh, there you go. Ah, there it is. It's up on my monitor and I can see it. I brought down my iPad thinking I could read it here. You should be able to but whatever. Yeah, I, for some reason my cookies keep, I keep saying accept and they keep going, no, you have to set it. Okay, and you want to do? Uh, where is that?

The article on, let's see. What women, number nine. Page number nine. Yep, there we go. Going to make that a little bit better. There we go. Okay, we did go over part of these before, but I thought it was really interesting. I really liked his take on it. And Wayne, thank you again for contributing. We really appreciate that. And I like seeing how other people, what their take on these topics are, which might be a little bit different than ours. And a little side note, if you believe in prayer, say a little prayer. Wayne's son is having a really bad time with diabetes right now.

So, yeah, our thoughts and prayers are out for Wayne. Yeah, I really hate hearing stuff like that. Especially, it's not good any good any time of year, but especially during the holidays. Yeah, and it's kind of near and dear to us since Vince is type 2 diabetic and he's had some issues. Oh, I got issues there. Well, I'm in physical issues, not the emotional ones too. Oh, I got physical issues. I'm not whispering. I have issues. You do have issues. So, yeah, it's kind of near and dear to our heart. It has affected our lives. Send out good thoughts to Wayne and his son.

Anyway, so the topic is... What women look for in a man. And these we have talked about. This is briefly... Not a penis. Wait, what women look for. Okay. I was saying we talked earlier about what do men look for in a woman. Not a penis. And that would be your take on for. Okay. I would say we talked earlier about what do men look for in a woman. Maybe not a penis. And that would be your take on it. Okay. Women are a little more complicated than men. Men are very simple creatures. We just need our dick to get wet somehow. Somehow. Some opening needs to encase our cock.

And as long as our cock is being entertained by some orifice. Orifice. We're happy. Warm orifice. We're happy. Now, some winter cock beat and stretched and tickled or whatever. That's a whole other can of worms. That's a different podcast. Somewhat, yes. So the first one on Wayne's list, which I definitely agree with across the board, is self-confidence. Now, I don't mean somebody who's a bragger, somebody who's like full of themselves and, you know, hey, I'm the greatest thing that ever lived, but like somebody who's not always, you know, oh, are you okay? You're not mad.

Am I doing this right? You know, I want somebody who has some self-confidence and just nice. They're self-assured and they know what they're doing, but not overconfident. So there's that fine line. And confidence, I think, in both sexes can be very sexy, just having confidence in yourself, whatever that might be. Sure. So in this case for men, yeah, absolutely. I find a man who's self-confident, not cocky, but self-confident, very attractive. And that was something I lacked in high school. Oh, sure.

It took me getting out of high school to have confidence in myself in a sense of I don't care what other people think. Exactly. In high school, you had all that 100 years ago when I was in high school. Yeah, I know. I know, dear. I'm older than you. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you know, thanks. i'm trying to be nice and not bring it up um but um you know i think that was probably one of my bigger problems in high school is you know again you get picked on by people and lowers your self-esteem um but once i got out of school it's like you know i just learned i don't give two fucks.

That's a good way to be, or, you know, you just do your own thing. I was always kind of like the nonconformist in high school. In fact, I was voted class nonconformist in high school. Oh, there's a switch. I know. I was definitely on the out. I didn't even know what a nonconformist was. I didn't, I just did my own thing. And if you'd like to... I refuse to learn the term... I refuse to learn the term non-conformist. But yeah, I mean, I just did my own thing. That doesn't mean I was always self-assured.

I just kind of like, you know, danced to my own music, you know, and just do what I wanted to do. And it was between channels. Well, static is still, might be considered music. I don't know. But definitely, yeah, I can see like that would definitely affect like how you might be on the dating field, you know. Having that self-confidence really, really does play a part in dating and meeting a mate and meeting people, you know. Of course, that expands into, you know, how you present yourself in a job interview. Oh, that's. You know, across the board.

With however you deal with people, self-confidence is definitely right up there. Absolutely. And, of course, women in general seem to find that attractive. And I can see that would be number one on the list here. And that makes sense. Yep. The second one that he has is empathy and kindness. Well, this is under the confidence. Yeah, this is the whole under the confidence bracket. So yes. And empathy and kindness. You know, you can still be self-confident and still be empathetic to other people's needs and be kind. Kindness goes a long way.

You know, and I don pushover i don't mean be a doormat but definitely kindness is not a form of weakness it's actually a form of strength so you always hear that that's saying don't don't let my my my kindness you know uh think that that is a form of weakness because it's not yeah you know uh authenticity of course if you're genuine't try to be somebody you're not. That just makes sense. These are all very common sense things. I always hate the guy who tries too hard to be something he's not. He dresses in the leathers or this or that trying to be a badass and he's really not. He's whatever.

Be who you are. Take what you are and make the best of it. You don't need to be something that you're not. So I shouldn't wear my Superman outfit? No, no, you can wear that. That's fine. That's just great. Oh, yeah. I guess I should get it in a size that fits. There's two sizes too small isn't flattering, I don't think. No, no, it looks great on you, hon. You look great in that Superman. Form-fitting. Form-fitting. Got that moose knuckle right out front there. Well, yeah. You and Spandex look great together. I didn't believe in hiding anything. Oh, I don't think you should. No, no. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I i mean also with the expressing your own opinions and stuff you should be very comfortable if you're comfortable in your own skin you're already going to be uh have the self-confidence you're all going to have be self-assured you know if you're in the more comfortable you are with who you are i just think that lends itself to to so many things and also goes into being more attractive to women. Okay. You know, in my humble opinion. Yeah. You know, the next on the list under the confidence was assertiveness. I like a guy who is not, I hate guys that are doormats.

I don't like women that are doormats. You know, express your opinion. If you don't like something, you should say, I don't like this, I don't want to do this. Appropriately. Yeah, yeah. I know you don't have to be rude about it, but I mean, there's things that we want to... I can be rude when I say, get your finger out of my ass. Well, yeah, but that's... I would never do that to you. Well, you're being assertive. You're trying to be insertive.

No, i would never do that but yeah i mean there's if if we're doing something and i'm like hey let's do this and you're like no i i don't want to do that you'll you tell me you don't just like oh yes dear that would that just wouldn't fly with us no but whatever works for a couple oh yeah exactly i mean some people there is going to be one that's a little more dominant, and there's going to be somebody who might be a little more submissive. And I tend to be a little more submissive to you. But there are times we kind of like trade places, too, where I become a little more dominant. Yeah, yeah.

But you've always been very truthful with me and assertive and honest with your own opinions. To a fault? Not i never have to guess oh no you like like where you are with things like what your opinion is on something you know if um i'm trying to think of something really yeah i'm i'm pretty cut and dry black and white um yeah you know i'm not shy uh that's something people either love about me or hate about me. I don't have to guess. You know, if I'm going to paint the bedroom pink, I think you'd have something to say about that. No, not really. I know you don't care about flowered sheets.

No, I don't care. I know, pink bedroom. I think you should put your foot down with that. If I'm in the bedroom, I'm either having sex or sleeping. Either way, I don't give a shit. Yeah, but...

I don't entertain per se, like invite my friends invite my friends over hey man let's go hang out in the bedroom no no you don't but i i would hope that you would definitely well i would sit there and say is there a better choice man see you would definitely have your opinions now you might be a little bit delicate about it i wouldn't uh like if you said i really think this is, I really think this is a great color, it's like, whatever, makes you happy. You're painting it, not me. Well, yeah, that's usually your thing. No, that's why I go with, like, more, you know, with things like that.

I tend to ask you, like, what colors would you like? Would you, you know, especially if we both have to live in that vibe. And if you're painting it in the nude, I don't give a fuck what color it is. Then pink it is, dear. Yes, it is. Pink it is. Make sure I'm in the room when you're painting the trim. Bend over. Bend over, baby. Paint the trim down there. All right. Let's speed this up a little bit. Okay, a little bit of resilience here. I like resilience. Yeah, resilience, and then there's purpose of direction. Yeah, all these things come under, a lot of it is under assertiveness.

Yeah, and some of these are going to be repetitive in the different ones, yeah. Body language, like, you know, stand there and swing your dick in a circle. Oh, that's always funny. Yeah. I don't care who you are. We actually mentioned that. I just quick flashback to that one cam show I was doing, that one couple up in Bethlehem. Come on. Just a real quick sidebar because it was so fucking funny. You're changing topics. I know. I'm sorry. Only because you said the swinging dick. That's the only reason. And I'll go back to what turns away.

First of all, I was with a girlfriend and we were doing this camp show where there's this big hairy guy. Okay. We'll go back to the hair thing too. That's another thing.

And he's take this big giant well her boyfriend had no boyfriend had big dip but we're doing cam show for this guy and he's shoving this this dildo thing up his ass while we're doing this cam show with him thank god i'm behind her and i'm like kissing her back and doing all kinds of things with her but behind the computer behind the laptop was her boyfriend this big old dick and he is doing the pinwheel with the dick swinging it around i mean swinging this fucking dick it was a propeller oh it was a propeller and here i'm i'm trying not to laugh because this guy's like yeah i'm really into shoving this thing up my ass and she was great my my girlfriend was great she's like she was like talking it up been getting real stalked.

Meanwhile, I'm trying not to laugh because this guy's like, yeah, I'm really into shoving this thing up my ass. And she was great. My girlfriend was great. She was like talking it up and getting real stalked. Meanwhile, I'm burying my face into her back laughing because of the fucking propeller dick going on. So that's my propeller dick story. Now we'll go back to why women find men. Well, the next major category is physical appearance. There's a proper spin-off of that, no pun intended. So, masculine features. I like men that have certain cheekbones, and I get that. They're born with a penis?

Well... It doesn't matter to you. No, it doesn't matter to me so much. But, yeah, I mean, they tend to be like, if the cheekbones are more chiseled, that tends to be more classical, and they tend to be more attractive. I get that. As I scroll through this list, I don't see... What? You don't see what? Bellies. And you probably will. So you've been lying to me. Dad bod, not listed in there. Muscularity. Ooh, that's a big word. Well, you have very nice legs. Oh, well, yeah. You have very nice legs. Okay. The other thing they also talk about is the amount of facial hair. Okay.

And the amount of body hair. Now, I'll get it. Body hair, you can't really control that. I get it. I get it. But I'm just flashing back to that guy again. He had this big old hairy, oh my God, he was hairy. It was disturbing how hairy. You're not sleeping well tonight. You wake up screaming, and they're like, ah, the hairy man with the dildo in his ass is coming to get me.

Oh my God, it was however how important is height now everyone's taller than you so it doesn't matter it doesn't matter to me i'm only 4 11 so you can be 5 3 and i'm fine with that yeah you know i've seen you with guys that are like 6 4 it's kind of funny it's like i'm only six foot now i used to be 6 1. but like when we would try 69ing oh only one of us got got to give oral to the other one. Yeah, it didn't match up. It just didn't match up. It's slow dancing. I'm either sucking the inside of your thigh or you're giving a blowjob to my belly button. Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, slow dancing is the same thing. It doesn't. It's a good thing we don't dance, right? That's why, because there's such a height difference. That's what it is facial symmetry symmetry sorry yeah i mean that's another thing they always say that's what makes someone attractive right the more symmetrical your face is and most of us are not if you really take a close look most of us have one eye that's bigger than the other one eye that's a little smaller whatever yeah but they're even they're even saying evenly spaced from your nose. Yeah, that kind of thing. All that stuff, fuck that.

Here's a weird study, finger length. Wow. Well, I do like a longer finger. Or do you walk up to a guy who's at a store at a party and you're like, hi, how are you? Can I see your fingers? And you come up with your measuring tape. Well, don't you want to see my dick size? No. Just the fingers. Just the fingers. Upper body size. Wait a minute. There's even a thing. A larger hand size, feet size. There might be a direct correlation to the size of penis? Question mark, though. Question mark. I don't think so. I don't know. Okay. I don't think there's a correlation there. Upper body size?

Sometimes if guys have like a more developed chest, it's definitely considered more attractive. Moves? Not Thank you. Okay. I don't think there's a correlation there. Upper body size? Sometimes if guys have like a more developed chest, it's definitely considered more attractive. Not moves. Not moves. Come on now. But, you know, just... Droopy nipples? No, no droopy nipples, no. Why? You and your droopy nipples. Where'd you come up with that anyway? It's a disease I suffer from. Yeah, you don't have drooping nipples. Oh, okay. I'm trying. Okay, emotional intelligence.

Well, obviously, I don't have either one of those. Well, you... Yeah. Let's just go. We already talked about empathy. Yeah, so that is part of the emotional intelligence here. So, yeah.

I mean, guys that are like, you know, can hone in and be sympathetic or empathetic to a woman's needs are definitely going to you know score more than somebody who's just a self-centered prick i mean come on that's just the way it goes yeah but i mean and again i think guys are brought up at a young age, men don't cry, you know, keep your feelings tucked inside, don't tell anybody if you're sad, you know, you don't show anybody your emotion. That kind of has, I know that's changing, but I'd rather have a guy be true about how he feels than somebody who stuffs it in and you can't talk to him.

If you don't suck my dick, I'm going to cry. I get it, you poor thing. I understand. I feel so bad for you. Yeah. As I laugh. Oh, here's one. Wasn't honesty in here somewhere? I haven't read honesty yet. No, no honesty. This is also about women liking men, not men. Exactly. We're used to women lying to us. Of course. No, honest. That's a huge penis. Oh, I swear that's the biggest one I've ever had in the last five minutes. Oh, God. Okay. Emotional stability. Well, yeah. Guys that... Yeah, don't break down crying. Yeah. Or, yeah, get flopped their hands.

Laying in the corner, sucking your thumb, calling mommy. Or get angry quickly because they get frustrated. You know, I get that. That's, you know, common sense. But the one under that I really like, sense of humor. Don't know anything about that. Shut up. You do see an asshole. See, that's what attracted me to you more than anything else. I know that we go through the whole vid story. Okay. We've been through that a thousand times. Yeah, I've eaten that for the rest of my life. I've eaten crow for the rest of my life with that one. I'm going to name my dick Crow. Okay, you can do that.

But, I mean, we always, even when we were just friends, I mean, there was no sexual nothing going on. I did not even see you as a sexual partner, potential or otherwise. And everything comes around. Oh, I know, I know. Like I said, Avi. But it was your sense of humor that attracted me to you. It was like we could talk about things. You were understanding. You had a great communicator. You're a very good communicator. Even though some of it's bullshit. It's communication. It is. I communicated bullshit to you. You sure did. But it makes your sense of humor. You can make anything into...

You can find humor in anything. Not just make everything sexual, but you found humor in a lot of topics. So that was kind of fun. My current boss just... Oh, yeah. He's crying every day. In a good way, crying, laughing, crying. It's pretty funny. Anyway, sorry. He's had some real losers working for him, and now he's like, I don't know where to come up with this shit. That's not funny. I'm only laughing to make you feel good. Yeah. I'm crying because I feel bad for you. Okay. Okay. By the way. See, and here's another one on the list, the good communication, see? That's like right there. Yep.

Here's what, I'm going back just a little bit. The tender defender, what rhymes? Oh, okay, there it is. Yeah, a strong man who's also gentle and protective of his partner's feelings Yeah, see, these kind of things I'm not really a feminist, but I am to some degree I mean, I do feel like you're my protector to some degree Well, you're bigger than me, you know And I know that you feel protective of me But not overprotective Because I'm still an empowered woman You're something like You're something like that. You know, so I could kind of pull my own weight. You don't look that strong.

You don't look that strong, thanks. Yeah, as I sit here with my arm in a sling, I'm not allowed to move for another four weeks. So, yeah, I'm glad you're there to protect me, because I't know if they're going to do a whole lot of work. You're glad I'm there to make you dinner, do the dishes, carry the laundry. Yes, yes. Thank you so much. Whatever. Thank God. Thank you. But yeah, so here's a list kind of the major things. Okay. Sense of humor being the first one. Of course. Like we talked about. Authenticity. Of course we talked about that too. Kindness and chivalry. Yeah.

I haven't covered that. Thank you. Sense of humor being the first one. Of course. Like we talked about. Authenticity. Of course we talked about that too. Kindness and chivalry. Yeah. I think that goes both ways though. I mean, they always say, like, you know, men should open the door for women. Well, women should open the door for a man if he has his hands full of the package. Yes, it should go both ways. I'll have my package in my hand.

And I'll open that package for you, vulnerability uh yeah i mean it's it's if you're vulnerable you open yourself up to with to your feelings without being needy and you know i you know i keep flashing back to you guys if you've ever seen the movie waiting the one character in the movie, he's always like, oh, are you okay? Is it all right? Oh, that guy's a pussy. Yeah, he's a doormat, and you just want to kick him and smack him. So if you've never seen that movie, it doesn't matter. It's like a side note. There's people like that, and you're like, why are you so needy?

They're always looking for validation from other people. A woman doesn't want to date someone who acts like a child exactly exactly you can be childlike and not be childish you know so there you go a good listening skills and i know you're not paying attention exactly i see over there you're not even listening i'm actually texting wayne oh. Tell him we're talking about his topic. No. He just texted, so you seen any snow? And I'm like, no, not here. No? Thank goodness. Then I said, how's your son? Ah, there you go. Mystery and intrigue. Wait, wait. You missed one. I missed a bunch. I know.

Ambition. See, I like people that are ambitious and have purpose. I don't like guys that kind of meander around. I don't, what do you want to do? I don't know. No. You have opinions. I want to know what they are. I don't want somebody who's just a dishrag. I guess that's what I don't like. I don't like somebody who's just a doormat or a dishrag or very floppy. Are you talking about his penis?

no I'm talking about his his personality oh I don't want somebody who's overbearing a floppy penis well no I don't want that either am I being too demanding I gotta make a list up of what men want in a woman it's a lot it's a lot easier for a mouth a pussy pussy, a welcoming asshole. Yep, there you go. Makes dinner. Oh, okay. Bring some girlfriends. Oh, there you go. And that's about it. Okay. And brings bourbon. Can get the right bourbon. Okay.

I mean, these are all kind of characteristics that you like to find in a person responsibility and reliability well yeah I mean I get it I know what that's about somebody's going to if I need them to do something they're going to do it and here's one of the ones that especially if they're going to be a swinger oh yeah honesty and trust and that's what you you really really need a strong relationship wait you got back up just a little bit there babe there's one uh hold on back it was grooming hold on where it's over here oh that's hair care body hair facial hair there was one hygiene and grooming uh Yeah, I mean.

Yeah, good grooming, hygiene. There it is right there. That's right above the responsibility and reliability. Oh, good grooming. He keeps zooming in and zooming out. That's okay. We have the wrong button. That's all right. I don't care. I think it makes it more fun to read. Body hair, facial hair. I understand. I really don't want to pick on guys who are just naturally hairy, and they really can't help it. But, man, there's nothing more of a turnoff for me than a big old hairy package and I've got to dig through. Just like, you know, you don't want a big old hairy snatch.

I mean, some guys really like that. We talked about that, too. Do you think there's women who like big, hairy cocks? Never hear that conversation. No, you don't. I wonder if there's women who are like, oh, man. I want to see that tiger come through the jungle. So that's what they call it. I don't know what they call it. I just made that shit up. That tiger come through the comes through the jungle. You know, the anaconda come through the weeds. I don't know. A ball-headed mouse. Yeah, whatever. You know. I know that was from a movie reference. What was. No idea.

It was one of those goofy movies, you know, like Meatballs, or one of those kind of Fast Time at Ridgemont High, one of those movies from back in the day where the, you know, sexuality was all over the place and then it was just this goofy comedy. But, I mean, those are all the things that I think are really important, especially if you're going into the lifestyle that, you know, grooming, I think, is right up there. It's probably... I think you're going to find the majority of people in the lifestyle want you to be well... Well-groomed in some form or... Groomed, clean. Yes, exactly.

All right. I think we covered this topic and we kind of stayed on topic. I tried, sir, but that little sidebar. Oh, my God. You ruined the whole show. Stop it. But I just want to reach out and say again thank you to wayne and one of our listeners who you know contributed to the magazine we really do appreciate that he did a lot of work and a lot of research there's even graphs and charts i know it's like holy cow check out the 50shadesofpleasure.com it's free when you get to the site just go to the issues tab And you'll see all the free issues. You can read it on any digital device. It's free.

There's nothing you pay. This issue, I actually put in some YouTube video links. I saw. I just started watching them, and I had to go to my doctor's appointment. I will get back to watching them again. I also read the... You did a pretty good job, didn't you? Yeah, it looks very, very nice. It almost looks professional.

Well, it looks very very nice professional well almost almost no it's a great little magazine i really think you're doing a great job putting it all together and this is all vince i have nothing to do with it but she is a i is a letter from the editor i yes i am in the letter from the editor and it was santa cla, and that was a... That was a magazine cover you were on? Yes, way back. I mean, 2010, I think it said on there. It's Swing Back. Yes. Yes, it was from a biker magazine. Oh, yeah. I shot the photo.

If you go there, the letter from the editor is a picture of Donna on the back with a neighbor we used to have who was a Santa on a, I think it was either 42 or 46 Indian. That was a cover for a motorcycle magazine that I used to shoot for. Ah, it looks really nice. That was a fun day, too. You know, the green screen and, you know. Yep. That was fun times. Anyway, so again, I want to thank everyone for listening. And, you know, stay horny. Oh, have a great night, everybody.