The Hot Wife podcast is a conversation between host Donna Lynn, her husband, and a guest named Jack. They discuss their experiences and preferences in the swinger lifestyle, including voyeurism and the eroticism of watching their partners with others. They prefer private encounters over clubs or bars and touch on topics like cuckolding and the importance of communication and consent. The podcast was recorded on Christmas Eve and is intended for adult listeners. It provides insight into the swinger lifestyle and explores open relationships and sexual exploration.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donnalyn and welcome to my hot wife podcast i'm here again with my sexy husband, Vince.
But we also have a special guest, Jack. He's back with us again. This is, well, our friend Mickey. This is her fling. Her fling. Or whatever you want to call yourselves these days. What's ever going on there? Stud. Oh, there we go. I like that one. Stud. Mickey Stud Jack. Her meat wagon.
is her meat wagon that's terrible i like it it's her it's her wiener mobile his wiener has a first come on now that's all good hey let's see mickey's getting your dick yeah you know what you got bragging rights buddy yeah you got bragging rights yeah she's yeah it's all good yeah definitely yeah she's easy in the eyes and a great person so right that's all that matters yeah hey tomorrow's christmas well so actually right we're gonna put We put put this out on Christmas Day. So hey, it's Christmas. It's Christmas. We're recording this on Christmas Eve. Because we have nothing better to do.
Sit here and do a podcast and drink alcohol. Good bourbon. Yes, sir. Right now we're drinking, what did I say? Oh, Knob Creek. Yeah, single barrel. So this is uh good stuff we tried the bottle before this that you brought what was that called um smokehouse it's from kentucky so it's um it's smoked bourbon yeah it's good really good tasty strong they're all good yeah you like them yeah and i'm doing a yingling hershey porter which is very Thank you. they're all good. I don't know about strong, but they're all, yeah, you like them. Yeah.
And I'm doing a yingling Hershey's Porter, which is very cocoa-y. It's like. Yes, that is Hershey's chocolate in the porter. So, yes. It is. Well, someone might just think, who the fuck is Hershey? Yeah, it's Hershey's chocolate. It's really yummy. So, Jack and I share a common, should we call it a fetish? Sure. I guess you could do that. Yeah, sure. I guess, yeah, sure. We suffer with big cock. Oh, my God. That's a fetish, boy. No, not so much. I don't know. I didn't see yours. You're not going to.
Just take my word for it it's huge gigantic we all say that right i actually i had one of my legs removed but i still walk with two if you get what i'm saying right right exactly i know swallow a bitch i just had a mental picture of that hershey porter oh gosh oh my god. Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. It's delicious. Yeah, the guy at the shoe store was real surprised. I said, measure that one. He goes, oh, you're in the children's section. I said, damn. No, we both are voyeurs. We enjoy watching. Yes. Okay, that's the end of the show. Okay. We covered that topic. Thank you. Okay. Stop that. Oh, my God.
No, we like watching, but I like participating, too. I think it's hard. Oh, sure. Yeah, when you see your other significant get pleasure, it's hot. To give and or receive pleasure. It's very sexy, yeah. There's only so much time I do for that, and then I got to go in. Well, yeah, because you're not a cuckold. You're a voyeur. Well, I'm a voyeur, but yeah. Yeah, but you're not a cuckold, and that's a different... Is there a difference? Oh, yeah. A cuckold has got a whole bunch of different fucking variables that are just disgusting. I'm a participator, so I mean, you can watch.
If you're a cuckold, you'll be watching, and you can't, it depends on the parameters. You may not be allowed to participate. A cuckold is not performing? Well, hang on, Donna. I don't agree with that. Cuckolding can participate. Not necessarily in the way the jackpot want to. Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Okay, so there's cuckolding where technically a voyeur could be a cuckold. Sure. Okay. They may watch and participate later on. Okay, and I'll get to that. Say the juicy bits. Not the, yeah, not the, yeah, that's the, yeah. Generally, the cuckold involves a lot of humiliation.
Sometimes, but not always. Generally, almost always. Yeah. To some level. So in other words, as your partner is playing with this other person, they're like, oh, his dick is so much better than yours, so much bigger than yours, or so much blacker than yours, or whatever. Or whatever. I'm more of the hot wife.
Yeah, but I'm going to just go over the cuckold shit right then there's a cuckold to while they're being humiliated the wife makes them put his dick in my pussy oh suck his dick at it hard before you put it in my pussy and then sometimes then there's a clean up afterwards oh he just he just cream pied my pussy clean his cum out of my pussy with your tongue well That is not me. That is not me. To each of their own. That is not me. I'd like to watch her get pleasure and then I'm in. Then we're doing a threesome. Donna gets a cream pie and she goes, Vince, I need you to clean me up.
I go, baby i bring out the power washer all right all right that's why we have plastic sheets that's that's me vince i need to get a power washer too trust me the toxic suit and the power washer or the shower get in the shower Yeah, de laos, he's like, okay, I'll go upstairs de laos. If I could sprinkle lime on it and just get to make sure he's dead. He's like the guys I'm with are you know less than savory to me they are well they're still nice guys they have penises they're not savory to me at all savory to me that's all it has to be they're dripping is what you're you're saying, right?
They're good. Oh, boy. They're all good. I mean, to me, there's nothing more erotic than watching my significant other, whoever that might be. I agree, I agree. I think it's hot. Give and or receive pleasure. I agree with that. This show's not about my asshole. But you are one. Oh. You know, if I liked you, that would hurt. Thank you.
that's why I'm not married um there you go it's true um but no the it's again you know from the married aspect of things and we've told other people this you know the fact of watching your significant other with someone else and how erotic it is and then you know when you get together it's like your sex life actually gets better i agree because it heightens both your right you know she can tell you what she liked and how how it felt and everything else you can sit there and tell how erotic it was watching and you know it isn't for everyone but i mean when we're doing see you, you know, with other women and I'm in, he's in one bed and I'm in another and I can peek over and I can see what he's doing.
It's very erotic, it's funny. I get, it's a titillation, you know? And then I'd be like, oh yeah, when I was, you know, fucking this guy, I was watching you with her and it was all very good.
But we're on separate on separate beds too so i could like i'd like peek over from one bed to the other hey can't even high five him because he's on the other on the other side of the room but it was it's fun just being able to see him like you know with another woman or two now does mickey like to watch you with actually mickey wants me to uh she she should watch her too but um i'm pretty fussy so i told her to pick out somebody and and if you want me to do that for you i will do that yeah she says jack i want you to meet bob uh yeah no no no but no but she wants to do that and i think that's pretty hot so i know she's watched donna a few times here with other guys yeah and yeah yeah she gets all squirmy and stuff you can tell she's all rouse watching right oh yeah she is she's a watcher no doubt but but i kind of think she likes being watched too oh yeah yeah we just she doesn't admit to it but no a couple weeks we had a player that she played with and over at the house and uh it was really hot i was watching and took some video and she enjoyed it.
Cool. And it was really hot. So, yeah. I mean, and I travel a lot so, I mean, you know, kind of give her the open opportunity. Like, look, if you want them traveling. Yeah. You know? That's opened up.
And the cool thing is like, I know when Vince was away on business once, I had a playmate over and it was a playmate and it's very unusual for us that he hadn't even met yet okay oh oh wow yeah i talked to them and we she got it he came with good um credentials from another from other people from other people so it was fine but we wouldn't have done that otherwise i had my phone and i had you know facetime kind of thing is cool so you you facetime as she was doing it right yeah correct right yeah that's yeah exactly or did we just do video you just sent me some videos yeah we went after the fact well we for we were thinking was that we should have facetimed i was like sorry a lot of alcohol involved there and whatever i don't know well actually where i was i didn't get great reception that could have been too so that i know there's a reason but we're like why don't we facetime it's like oh well but the video was cool because he could watch it whenever he got a chance to because you know time's different or whatever but yeah it's cool because you know while you're traveling a lot then she sends you like sexy pictures maybe some stills to start off with you're like oh yeah okay what else is going on there then you get a little video going on there absolutely it's it's kind of hot sure you know it's very erotic i think that aspect the surprise videos and stuff are more erotic because it's spontaneous so to speak right you know again as long as it's somebody that you have approved of right exactly but how about how how about when it gets to stranger sex?
Meaning like a stranger. A stranger? Stranger. Or first time meet. No. Well, watching her with them is one thing, but they will not do solo. Like she can't go on a date with somebody that we haven't met. We haven't met. No, I agree with that.
But I'm saying like with with donna but do you have a stranger sex if you go somewhere and you meet somebody for the first time and doesn't happen for us we don't go anywhere okay i'm trying to think no i usually we have a little vetting process we go through so usually everybody has met everybody first understood so yeah we don't see one of the things like we're not big bar slash club goers neither am I so everybody has met everybody first. Understood. So. Yeah, we don't, see, one of the things, like, we're not big bar slash club goers. Neither am I.
So we're not going to meet someone at one of those places. No. Yeah, we've had bad experiences at swinger clubs. Sure. Personally. A lot of people like yourselves go and have a good time. That's great. Not really. No? No, do tell.
No, I think, you know know the club scenes are cool and you're good dancing but um i'm more of like uh you're more of a private you know yeah you know come over the house or we meet and do i think it's more um i don't know it's more secure i think more intimate yeah it's you know you can talk you don't have loud music you can get to know the person better you don't have all the outside influences of loud music other people all those things yeah that's on you and when you go to a bar or a club and music's so loud and you have to yell at each other it's just like i'm not having fun no it's not sexy like it's not erotic not at all no no i should have to yell at a woman so what are your turn on do you like to suck cock Ha know i found out like when you're saying it to a woman in church you got to do it while they're singing not at the end not at the end you're always singing a different hymnal dear You've got to do it while they're singing, not at the end.
Not at the end. You're always singing a different hymnal, dear. That's the 14th church we've gotten kicked out of. In three synagogues. Not even Jewish. You know, these kneelers on church, you know? They're not for blowjobs. I just found that out. Oh, my gosh. Worked well, though, didn't it? It surely did. If they weren't for blowjobs, they shouldn't pad them. They shouldn't pad them. No, but I think, you know, like I said, we had so many over, it was awesome. So we should do more of it.
But the holiday here is, you know, pretty tough for the family and everything going on yeah once things settle down they get back into the swing of things what is your favorite thing to watch Mickey do everything there's not there's not one thing when she's being pleasured and she moans she's got this moan it's unbelievable Well, there's not one thing. Vince, get your hand off your dick, please. When she's being pleasured and she moans, she's got this moan, it's unbelievable. It's, yeah, it's such a turn on. It's like, shit, I'm coming. Here we go. Yeah, yeah.
So, but yeah, she does everything good. She's beautiful and she's very sexy. Yeah, so. Yeah, it's a damn shame the video you shot here didn't have audio. Oh, well, that's Vince's fault what when he when he that was i was just looking at my when he sent me the video you know it was all silent i said why don't you at least put the benny hill um theme song i was gonna i was gonna convert it and maybe you know speed up a little bit you know it would have been funny you know as good as your navy here it, that was very disappointing for us. It was pretty erotic.
The problem was the camera that we were using, the battery died on it. I quick switched to a different camera and the switching board I was using, the audio was set up for camera one, not for camera two. It's okay. The thing is too... Donna tells you to use a butt plug in this one and everything else, but the video didn't. I mean, the sound didn't work out. The problem was, also, Mickey, I know, wanted privacy. Right. It was her first time on video, to my knowledge. And, too, she wanted to get going, so I quick ran in there to quick change it out without thinking.
Mike, when you guys originally had said about doing it, I thought I was going to do it the same way I shoot Donna's where I walk around and get close-ups and stuff. Or you're in the switcher room and just switch back and forth. I think Mickey's past that. She likes audiences now, so it's all good. You guys have said, do you want to reshoot it? Yeah, right, you can shoot what you do. Whenever you guys want to reshoot it, told you, let me know. Hell yeah. After the new year here, we will. Whatever. God willing, I'll be here. I have new rubber sheets just for the bed. Rubber sheets.
Just for Mickey. Oh, my goodness. That's awesome.
Well, the old ones, we had used them, and I was with somebody because I was anticipating that maybe Mickey would be using the bed after the bed after and he was like oh this is terrible so the new ones i have are like quilted they look actually pretty nice yeah that would be impressive yeah so i'm like ah these are actually kind of nice i just saw the the listenership just went up from that little bit of info i know yeah they were just like oh my god that's what i've been listening for what is the lube that you gave us spunk spunk lube a spunk lube all right so that's a promo but we use that um just last uh two a couple days ago we went to her work um christmas party what did you do at her work christmas party i don't know then we stayed over at the casino, and we were rubbing each other, and we used that as body lotion.
Well, I almost slipped off and fell out the window. You must have used the organic one. I don't know what. But we need a lot, and we were slipping and sliding away. So it was good stuff. So it works. It does work. It does work. It doesn't cake up. It's really good. Nothing stuck. Nothing stuck. No. That's Spunk Room.
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out the 50 shades of pleasure that's f-i-f-t-y shades of pleasure.com wow yeah you were actually going to put that up i know you've been working on it oh nice it's up sweet oh cool yeah cigar magazine is going to be up tomorrow okay that's great i'll release that one the next podcast all right do you have like guest uh uh people on end not yet i'm hoping i'm inviting people to write articles for either magazine if you want to write a swinger article sure or you want to write an article about cigars and or bourbon i welcome it it's all good yeah it sounds really good yeah it's all fun so um but uh in the meantime yeah see like for me i love watching a woman on top oh man that's my favorite watch like donna on top watch her riding a guy's dick yeah and then like when she switch it from one hole to the other oh yeah i'm there obviously you know there's some guys that like they they want to be on top but visually it's like when i go and look at the video it's like oh i see his butt going up and down i see his hairy butthole and some hairy balls and it's not that he doesn't have nice hairy balls but it's like you don't you can't see anything so it's turtle sex well that's exactly when when mickey's on top with her shape and her nice back it's yeah and you see her sliding up and down on that cock it's it's fucking hot when you get to hold the woman's ass oh she's grinding on you yeah right and you just grab that ass and yeah yeah i'm right there oh yeah no it's it's i can't stand up right now yeah thank you i appreciate that And I'm wearing sweatpants.
I really can't say that. Thank God I'm next to Donna right now. She has her hand on my cock right now. There we go. That's the first strange cock she's touched. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's only the first one she's touched today. You make it sound like I'm a slut. You are. Okay. I only have almost 200 videos up, so I'm a slut. You are. Okay. I only have like almost 200 videos up, so I'm not that slutty. She has aspirations. Yeah. I should have had 300 up. No, you're right. You're right, man. So on top, it's a great visual. Yeah. It is.
And then when she's sucking dick, it's even, you know, it's awesome. Yeah, absolutely. You know, when she's like... There's never a bad view of a woman sucking dick.
The best view is when it's your dick and you're looking down oh yeah well here's the thing like you guys are warriors but i'm more of an exhibitionist but but when you vince when you used to put up the monitor like when we were doing the four cameras and we had this huge tv in the bedroom right and and this was in the little kooby hole doing the switcher so i couldn't see him but i could see what i was doing on the monitor suddenly i became a lawyer as well it was like oh but let me ask you know so her thing was when she's doing it but she would look over at me right you know and he had my dick my hand the mother of her and uh she she got hot looking at me while she's getting you know fucked it was so it was kind of hot so right so i don't know like on your end like when you'll get vince and say oh yeah he's watching me uh there's so if it was a more intimate uh environment i probably could but there's so many bright lights on you i can't even see where he is and if he's in the switcher room i don't see him and sometimes the guys get kind of camera shy right or like well that's the unique thing a lot of guys like if the first time they're going to shoot with her like oh i don't know about the camera and it's like well there's a tv here you can actually see what i'm shooting sure you know and again when they're new especially if i do the four camera setup and i have a switching board where i just switch between cameras so i don't have to walk around i'm not casting shadows and and newbies don't get nervous with you know somebody walking around real close to them right yeah but i guess my question is like a hot wife if you're a hot wife and and you're doing that does it turn you on to look at your oh absolutely i know i'm teasing is that is that even yeah is that yeah oh yeah absolutely knowing that you're you know you're doing somebody else and absolutely i know i'm teasing him right exactly right yeah and then later when we play after she de-wouses after taking strassi to the car is that when you're licking her that's right that's why i tie her to the roof of my truck and go to the car wash.
Crotch first. She loves those big brushes. I hope Steve's listening to this podcast. You know how much money I wasted the car wash? When we get done, she goes, one more time. One more time. I love that big brush. Let's go for the hot wax this time. I love it. That wheel whitener, that wheel sparkly stuff really kind of gets me too. It has wonders on my toenails. I don't need the shave now. I've got a hot wax. Look, I'm not going to tear anymore. I have Rain-X in my eyes. When I blink, it clears up. The cum rums are on off me now. That's it. My face shows I don't have to wash.
It doesn't stick to me anymore. That's awesome. I might try that. I got my ass all simonized. That big dick's going to go right up my ass. No problem now. The only thing I worry about that tattoo is on the small of my back. It's on my shoulders now. I hate when that happens. That brush is way too hard, that big brush. I love that big brush.
Next time, we just go to the one where you do it yourself oh that's too much manual work right guys i have like the big cum loads and it's it's like literally like i look like we should patent that somehow that would be great all right come off or something come off should come up with something you probably just put enough spunk loop on your skin and don't wipe it off just like rub it but keep it so it'll be right to find out. Of course, if you use the original spunk glue, it's going to look like spunk anyway. You won't be able to tell. Next show. Anyway. So what else about Hot Wife?
I mean, like, well, I mean, watching? Oh, yeah, being a warrior. Well, I think, like, letting, like, when someone we know. Right.
You you know she has a few guys that she's allowed to go on hot dates with you know right sure and i think it's kind of erotic you know she goes out you know they pick her up take her out for dinner or whatever and sometimes they go back to their place or sometimes they just come back here and you know in the weather permitting i'll sit out on the deck and sit there with a cigar and a bourbon it's so unlike me and yeah but i think it's a prelude even up to that point oh no one the fact that you know you're going to be with another guy and you know you're sharing that it's well yeah and then she comes upstairs or whatever and plays with him and then she escorts him down to the car and kicks him in the asses get the fuck out i have to go to louse you know i hook up the power washer okay then you go back to the car wash again so we're back there again but um no and then you know it's that unknown you know what she did but you don't know all what went on and then right so as we're playing she's telling me about you know you know blow by blow so to speak um you know right blowjob by blowjob that's one that you don't really get to see though but the ones that you do get to see and watch and i think that's that's hot oh that's that visuals in your mind yeah but see for me it's different also because um the ones that i get to see generally i'm filming them well that's in a different i get you you're in a different realm but i mean for somebody that's uh it's not erotic until you actually put the camera down it's erotic to some degree it's called work it's called work you're a photographer you're you're Vince you're working yeah right it's the truth people don't realize like when i was shooting for motorcycle magazines i had beautiful half naked women around me all the time and guys were like oh man i want your job it's like you don't understand when i'm looking through that lens you know i'm looking at the settings i'm looking at the models like what's behind her how's her hair how she posed how's the lighting what's the reflection off the bike your dick's not getting hard no oh god no what oh god no you you have to you fuck up you you're you you got somebody really pissed off at you i mean i mean i would get hard just i mean i couldn't put it down i mean really no no you're you, no, you're too busy.
You don't notice. If you're doing a good job, you don't notice. Like, we used to have a studio up the road here, and we had photo parties for swingers. Swinger parties, yeah. I'd have three different themes set up in the bottom floor. So you're immune to it? I'm very jaded, honestly. Well, no, it's a different mindset. It's a different mindset.
I guess if you you're working like you're in the same mode but if i watch porn right if i so you can shut it off like work mode and then you can okay i'm i'm in oh god yeah really okay yeah i sit there if someone get you know turn on a porn right now we're watching it i would sit there and critique it i i don't get aroused yeah i don't know because first of all i know too much about porn what's real what's not real right and just like yeah i've seen more i guess you could be jaded by that way but is that good or bad i mean really it's bad i mean yeah i mean i'm not saying i'm gonna do it but yeah i mean eventually if for a while you'd be you to like sexual content as gorgeous as mickey.
Yeah, absolutely. She walked in here right now, stood next to me, bare-ass naked. I wouldn't have a hard-on. Yeah, bullshit. No. Really? No. Okay. Unless I'm involved, I've witnessed more lesbian sex than most men should be allowed to see. Right.
Between bouncing bachelor parties and photos and stuff that that would be me yeah well and others and others but that was something for me unless i'm involved in it right like unless but your tongue still works all the time right yeah okay i'm making sure okay right thank god for yes that's what drags the rest of me in right but um no unless i'm involved this tongue gets broken we're getting a divorce that's exactly right here yes yes yeah and thank god i didn't lick my ass yet but it ain't happening have some more bourbon no i don't think so here have a roofies i mean no right yeah but that's what mickey.
That's what Mickey's are. She's named for something. Mickey gave me these M&Ms and I woke up and my ass was sore. Mine wouldn't be. We'd all be awake for this. The next colonoscopy, I don't want to be put out. Donna's like, that's all you put out that's all you got that's all you got come on that tooth's barely the size of a fucking dime come on did you see the guy with the beer can you wouldn't be bleeding donna the beer guy the beer can the beer can guy bled no come on he did he did yeah i bled i bled a little bit. I was like, oh, that was so much fun. Oh, what's that red stuff?
It's not cherry juice. Oops. I didn't eat any red jello. I don't remember what happened with that. It was worth it. It was way worth it. But yeah, he's a challenge. I have to stretch before I go. I wouldn't do anything with him, man. Yeah, that's... What's his next episode? I don't know. I have to get a bigger butt plug. Was it on the calendar? Wait a minute. You ready? He's a great guy. Oh, yeah. He's a hoot. He's a lot of fun. But, man, that is literally as big as a beer can. Almost a bit. Yeah, almost.
He's pretty close yeah it's that's the widest diameter cock i've ever had anywhere especially my ass i need some length to me seven or eight inches yeah but he doesn't have the length as some guys thank god if he had length you said you had a really big black kai oh yeah back in your day that like that oh yeah big max was huge but big max never got as engorged as this guy does like he's not girth max was girthy yeah girthy but it um because of his age he didn't get as engorged you know as you get older you don't know about he got hard but it wasn't wasn't it wasn't rock rock thank god it.
Now, the one she had years ago was 9 inches soft, 14 inches hard. No way. And he was bigger than we had bought her a dildo to practice with. That's as big as her arm. It was as big as my arm. Yeah, I literally put it like that next to my arm.
I can't think of the porn star who was modeled after the John Holmes it was a black guy I forget it was Ray but this guy this guy was bigger than the dildo yeah he was bigger than the dildo really in the process of Donna she got it in her this is years ago oh my god but you didn't believe that what happened no she she actually had like she took it she took it really good well she took it i don't think that he was as thick as mr beer can no he was really but he was still but he was ramming it down right he was still thick he was he was fine i mean you know until you you helped me get like geared up you did a lot more oral it got me worked up we had to practice stretch do my stretches touch my toes you know i got a pair of shoe stretchers out stuffed them in there i don't want to pull a hamstring you know what i'm saying or anything else but that that worked out okay you know i was on top so i can handle how much went in because he went in all the way right popping out my mouth is that right okay so he didn't get on top and and put it all the way in oh god no that would have been so he didn't do it oh that would have been painful he was just he would have poked in a brain stem he would even come out your mouth yeah i don't think he got on top i don't remember i i remember being on because I remember having lots of orgasms I don't know come on man you should remember that this looks like a video shall we that was when the first five guys she played with when we got together there's been so many since then that was 20 years ago she says but that should have been I remember one I mean that's you're talking about a 14 inch cock come on that was the highlight of you know come on I have to go back to the video she'll sit there and go mean, that's it.
You're talking about a 14-inch cock? Come on. That was the highlight of, you know, come on. Seriously. I have to go back to the video. She'll sit there and go, hey. Can we replay that one? Do you remember the guy? She goes, oh, I got a, you know, I got a message today from, you know, Joe. Okay. Joe who? You know, Joe came over like five weeks ago. No. He doesn't remember. It's like, well, we shot like two years ago with him also. And we shot at this location. No, he doesn't remember. It's like, there is, I don't know, she's got to be over 200 people. I have a filing cabinet full of.
And she still wore white when we got married. I did not wear white. I don't wear white. It's not like the penguin. I did not wear white. Batman. Shuffling, son of a dash. Stop it, Batman. I'll get my little penguins after you. There's a sexy voice. I wore cream cum cream it was called is that the color it was stale cream it was stale cum okay stale cum cream crusty cream 90 year old crusty cream oh god this is like a freaking spongebob thing that wasn't the color but you get the idea if not too bad Thank you. This is like a freaking Spongebob thing. That wasn't the color, but you get the idea.
If not, too bad. Yeah, it was. All right. Yes, memories. So now one of my new favorites, and I've wanted her to do it before, but Donna just played with a guy a couple weeks ago that for some reason never happened before, but this guy managed to do it. Like she laid on her side and he like fucked her from like there was her leg in the air, one leg in the air. Like a sidewinder thing because he's pretty long. Yeah, he's like a sidewinder. So he was straight up like and then she was tilted. No, he was laying on the bed next to her. Okay, like spooning? Sort of. Kind of.
But her one leg was in the air and his dick was right in her ass. Wow. Oh, was it in pussy no it was in your ass oh he should know he was he was filming yeah he would know i i went home i edited the video that's nice yeah it doesn't happen often because i'm not uh it's it's uncomfortable because you're like your legs in the air and it's like your down there. That wasn't the only position, right? No, there was plenty of position. Oh, no, I've got to flip around, man. I'll get a cramp at my age. I don't want to get a cramp. So Vince, did you like that? Yeah, I thought that was hot. All right.
There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, wow. Wow, that's... And wow wow that's and it helps that was a couple weeks ago it was like two weeks ago he's yes he's yeah he's well the length helps in that yeah there it goes look at your reaction though wow wow that yes good guy nice Oh, really nice. He was actually on one of our last podcasts. Wow. After he got done fucking my wife. Oh, you sound so angry about it. I don't know Sight the Penguin though, do I? No, not at all. My name's Donna. Oh, my God. I'm just going to drink some water. Stop it. Big dick. I need big dick.
I don I need big dick I don't need big dick It just looks good It's aesthetically pleasing to look at Burgess Meredith Burgess Meredith does porn Fuck me in my ass Put the cigar in the mouth Hey Rocky No wait, I can do that That's the way to go Rocky Fuck him in the ass Ha, Hey, Rocky. No, wait, I can do that. I can do that. That's the way to go, Rocky. Fuck him in the ass. Fuck you, Vince. Oh, jeez. You just got my beer. You just put an idea. That would be very funny. Oh, gosh. Sorry. Didn't he just pass away? Not just. He just passed away about 20 years ago. Was it 20 years ago?
Was it a long time ago? Okay. I thought it was more recent than that. Sorry. But you brought him back with the penguin. I sure did, boy. I sure did.
All right right vince a question for you so so with the hot wife back on so what would the frequency be um for for hot wife let's let's put it that way like like what like for hot date hot wife or hot wife let her fuck somebody yeah hot wife like like you know oh you mean hot wife yeah i guess it depends on her right depends on my work schedule right i guess so right if we've had a normal life like where she only worked one job and only worked 40 hours a week right is it like once a month or is it like uh yeah i would say once a month the most would be special twice a month tops generally once a month for me right because again i'm a big believer that it's a month.
Don't keep it special. Twice a month, tops. Tops. Generally, once a month for me. Right. Because, again, I'm a big believer that it's like filet mignon. I don't want it every day. It's not special anymore. Well, what if you travel like I do? So I travel like twice. That's once every three months. You're never home. Right. Okay, so is it a matter of how many. Oh, you have to make up for it, though.
Well, no, I mean, I travel like, month so that's something and then you're just but that's for everybody everyone's got a different answer sure sure you know so my personal thing is you know um would be like once a month or so maybe twice a month so would it be off the wall if i travel during the week and she has an urge and i'm like yeah go ahead for it i mean if it's you know two times a month or what is it that's up to you guys that's your call yeah okay all right it's not written in stone okay we just do it like whenever my playmate is available or but i mean i'm saying that would be solo when i'm not around but right yeah but it's what's comfortable for the two of you right i agree you know i agree um you know for us it's like you know again we're whenever it's whenever yeah i mean there's been times that um you know in the shooting of footage for her content that she's had two three guys in one day and there's been times like we in a weekend in a weekend she's had 12 different guys in a weekend oh stop them i don't have that much energy it might have been eight guys it was not 12 you're exaggerating well i count two of the midgets as one you count them as one i count them as two okay all right i don't have that much energy i really i'm talking about this you count the twins you count the twins as one and they should have been the trip what you count as one.
See, that's right. My math. I'm the one missing toes, so I can count. But only up to 10. Only up to 18. Only up to 18. That long division can be really difficult. All math is difficult. Yeah, it depends on the scheduling. It depends on if your playmate's available. Maybe he's on, you know, working for him. More importantly, it's what does you and your partner want to do. Sometimes it's good to wait and travel and come back.
But ultimately, I want to make sure that she's happy and sure she wants to do you know her desires and yeah she'd like to um participate in that and whatever that's fine but if not she can wait for me yeah and that's it i mean again it's if you do something all the time it's like well it's on the calendar i'm supposed to go do this yeah and i guess it's no that's not it's not erotic it's not fun well, it's on the calendar. I'm supposed to go do this. Yeah, and I guess it's not. It's not erotic. It's not fun. No. I like the spontaneity.
You know, if, again, we've talked about this on the show before. Everyone has their own set of rules. Sure. Okay, like for us, it has to be someone we've vetted already. Mm-hmm. Okay? And it's kind of the same thing for you. um now if Donna said to me, hey, I have someone that I've played with before coming over, you know, you're, I'm, whatever, doing something else. And she goes, I'm going to fuck them, you know, and I'll send you pictures or whatever, tell you about it later.
I'd be okay, as long as I, and I trust her, that's someone that I've, that we've we vetted and you actually want to know who it is right so if it's someone that mickey said to you of course hey this is someone i've played with before sure you want to know see i kind of find i i find the erotic the part of not knowing who it is yeah he doesn't need to know who it is just as long as i don't know i don't necessarily want to know who it is. I just want to know when, where, what's going on. That's all. Okay. When, where, what time. His social security number. His bank account number. Exactly.
What time is he going to be home so if he can rob his house? We've been together a long time, so we're a little more fluid. It's like, yeah you know more fluid it's like sure sure yeah i got a guy who comes over once a me we've i've played with before it's like really and he's back and it's steve it's steve it's always steve you know what that's probably about right because we have so many steves mr Mr. Pussy Critiquer. There's so many Steve's. It's like, which Steve? The last Steve she played with, we have nicknames for everyone she's played with because we'll sit there and go, Steve.
No, you know the Steve I'm talking about. No, we have Garden Steve. No, yeah, Utah Steve. Come on, he's awesome. Utah Steve. You've got to play that back. There was a time she did a threesome. A foursome, technically. A foursome, yeah. Technically, it was a gangbang. The three guys she was with, all named. Steve. There we go. All of them. Yes. Yeah, it's a free one. Steve, one, two, three. Steve-O. Well, one guy, Steve, was kind of a mental case, so he's psycho Steve. Psycho Steve. One Steve is a... He was fun to fuck, though. He looked good on video. He was fun to fuck.
One Steve was a ballroom dancer, so he's Dancer Steve. Dancer Steve. And the other guy was just a... He never shut the fuck up. So he was Jabberjaw. Jabberjaw. No Steve associated with this. Did you videotape this? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. I got to see this. Steve-O, one, two, three, four. Holy boy. I think it's actually up on loyal fans. It is, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. I've got to see this. Steve-O, one, two, three, four. I think it's actually up on loyal fans. It is? It really? Yeah, yeah. I did not see that. Did you name it Steve-O? No, we called it Steve-O. Steve-O's.
No, we just called it, I don't know, what is this? I just said it. Gangbang. Just gangbang. We don't use their names. Yeah, we don't use their real names. All right, well. We use their social. Everybody look that one up. Yeah, social. As I fuck number 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 5, 1, 2, 5. Honest, that's not his social. No, we just use the last four digits for their security. And their mother's maiden name. Because we want to be secure. We're not going to reveal anybody's personality. This guy may live at 123 Main Street and let's say Clarkstown. And my name's Steve, too. And he may have a tattoo here.
But it does does It seems like Steve is like the most I have fucked the most people Named Steve We've been with We were actually like What are we going to call him? I'm like He's like Steve 72 We're going to loss here I didn't have anything else to call him What was it going to go by? So I Steve72 What was Utah, Steve? Well, it's Steve He's Utah, so that worked But actually, Steve72 has huge cum loads So he could probably call him No, he's Steve72 now It's too late, he's Steve72 Damn it Steve, I'm sorry, I wanted to give you a better name We We have a lot of Bobs. It's another popular name.
It's Bob. Jim Bob, right? So we have a guy who lives in a town by us, so he's naming that town Bob. Oh, yeah. No, no, it's Mike. We have a lot of Mikes. So you name him what? Bob from such a town? Yeah, we associate their talents with them. Something strikes my fancy about any of these individuals that comes... Is it their real name or is it their stage name when they come here? Come on. Here's the thing. Do you check their ID? We have to. So they're real bombs? Or they're real Mike's or they're real Steve's. Steve by far is the most popular name out there. And then Mike is a close second.
The thing is, we give everybody a stage name. Right, right. In porn, who uses stage names? They all do. But, I mean, they're not, like, they don't have their own career going. These are people that work eight to five jobs. These are just normal people. They don't want their real name out there, so I get it. But in porn, who's yelling their names?
When I talk to them, I'm like, oh, oh babe i keep it very generic i don't say oh but donna when you're when you're getting to the point you're like oh god steve steve 72 fuck me steve said you don't do steve no you say you say vince i guarantee she never says that i guarantee that anytime vince i'm sure that happens all the time you know know what she does? Vince, Vince. Oh, Vince, keep leaving. Go. Get the fuck out. Vince, leave. I hardly ever say that. Come on. That I can hear. You're usually pulling on the driveway when I say that. Oh, my God. Sometimes I'm not quite sure the names of them.
Is that right?
Yeah, because sometimes you just like meet, and you're like, oh, yeah, okay, blah and then so what do you what do you say well watch a porn generic next time you watch a porn honey babe just keep it generic that way you're not right next time you watch a porn right see if they mention anybody's name yes see if they really they don't more people worry about that shit it's like i don't use my real name dude we don't call your real name when you're here just say fuck me yeah fuck me yeah fuck me is a great name or they have like weird nicknames you're like uh why would you have a that doesn't even relate or they have like really strange names that are because of their um their heritage sure it's like i i couldn't even pronounce it i i don't even i can your name.
I'm sorry. You're a babe, hon. Your name sounds like a car wreck. Almost. It's like, it sounds like a type of algae. I'm sorry, but. Is this your name or a typo? Typo. Oh, my God. Well, everybody has, you know. Your name has three numbers in it. I know.
Have you done a hot white video like like a real hot wife like like coming home and we've done videos they were like where she was in the bedroom with a guy facetiming me but did you like video when you're coming home and then well that was the scenario yeah exactly yeah that was a scenario i said i was someplace else you said and i'm watching i set one camera over my shoulder watching me smoke a cigar on facetime with her and she's got the camera set up in the bedroom with face time while she's a guy and then you came in oh that's no i didn't go in i just stayed there having a cigar it's not gonna ruin a good cigar now you gotta go in go in come on.
Dude, how many times I fucked that thing? With the cigar. I have I had fucked myself with a cigar. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and then he smoked it, right? No, I smoked it. Oh, no, she smoked. She's done it more than once. Oh, yeah, many times. Yeah, there's certain sites that you're not allowed to do that on. Oh, wow. Oh, no, she smoked. You didn't smoke it. She's done it more than once. Oh, yeah, many times. There are certain sites that you're not allowed to do that on. Oh, wow. OnlyFans. OnlyFans, you're not allowed to do that because it's not a sexual device. It's not a sexual device. Really?
My shit got torn down because of that. OnlyFans sucks. Yeah, they're very strict. You think that they're hip and cool. They're not. I'm sorry.
This is a sorry free free world come on no not it's their playground uh they're from england yeah no you can't like take a picture of some place where you could be arrested yep is that right yeah you know the bridge down here yeah down the street we had some nudes taken you can't tell where that is i defy you to tell me where they took it down they took it down because that's what i can do is a green screen that's crazy i could have you naked standing next to the tower of london how about it without ever being there you couldn't you couldn't put up on but you would think you were there and they would say no you can't put you'd be arrested there it's like it's green screened it and then with ai i mean how can these let's do that actually green yeah the next video we do that's green i mean let's do it on the beach i could shoot you and mickey in front of the green screen.
Can you change it as we're doing it? You can change different scenes? After it's done. Hell yeah. I could have you fucking it on the Capitol steps. Right. Your own inter-erection. Inter-erection. With the president in the background.
Your inter- uh i could have you you know wherever i could have you fucking in times square you know whatever as long as the lighting is similar sometimes you know that's a tricky part how about in greece can you do it not athens greece yeah i can do greece yeah see mickey will know that one i mean it's nice i'm just gonna touch that one Yeah, you're not going to talk about that one.
But, yeah, no, it's what you can do with photography and video yeah mix it up a little bit that's kind of fun oh my but anyway so so what do you like to do to show off donna oh gosh here we go just about anything but um i think the most favorite thing was mr bierkin the first time we met him Thank you.
oh gosh here we go just about anything but um i think the most favorite thing was mr bierkin the first time we met him and the video got kind of fucked up because i won't go into that but he afterwards he's like i didn't think you're gonna take that thing in your ass i thought that was the last thing you would do it's like well then you're watching and i was gonna you know give it 110 but well if there's any reaction that i saw with the the last one that was a her reaction in that whoo wow she was her eyes were wide open her mouth was like oh hold on let's see go back to the video it was like the biggest thing you ever had in your tux yes like oh hold on let's see let's go back to the video yes yeah yeah it was like the biggest thing you ever had your took us yes yes that was definitely took us nookie that's for sure this way this way i think she said we're missing a pet i don't know but but her reaction and that is like oh my god i was like i can't believe i'm doing this well it was pretty hot looking oh my god it was actually easier my ass than my pussy isn't that the most strangest thing you've ever heard really yes it's like it's like because you have bigger things about your ass and then in your pussy i don't know i guess your pussy's tighter it's not as you know that your pussy's tighter than your ass well it your pussy's made of a muscle so it it it just it's a lot more to stretch out oh my god look at that that thing's in her ass is that my ass it's huge it's a baseball bat yes i don't.
You'll hit the play button on there. Oh, my God. Look at that. Take the phone from my hand. Here, play the play button. Play button's up top. All right. He flipped it. Where's the play button? You fucked it up. Oh, you fucked it up. Hit the video on the end. On the end here? Yeah. Okay, now play button should be up top. Did I turn the volume off? There you go. He was like, do you like this? Do you want me to do? Can I do something else? There was a lot of communication because I hadn't been with him before. You know what I'm saying?
So that was kind of nice because I hadn't been with him before. There's communication. Oh, this is the hot white thing. Oh, my goodness. This is what you listen to. this is this is the hot white thing oh my goodness this is what you listen to this is this is the hot yes oh look at your reaction oh my goodness your mouth didn't oh oh it was on the oh you saw the oh face oh oh oh see that's my favorite that's my favorite that's the look Oh. See, that's my favorite position. That's my favorite. That's the look. See, that's my favorite position. But I've got to get.
Because I'm on top and I can see. I can see like what's going on. Yeah, that's actually for me too. I like this. And I feel like every time I. We're all good. Yeah, he did some oral stuff, which was good. Which is really nice. You did some oral stuff? I did some oral stuff to him. That was really nice. Yeah, he was fun. He was a lot of fun. Mm-hmm. He had beautiful eyes, too. There's like... There's a still. Oh, you're going to pour. Not over the mixing board, but... Yeah, here, I'll put my hand there so I don't want to spill over the mixing board. Thank you.
Oh, you can finish the whole thing? Wow. I think this show might go on for quite a while. It's at 54 minutes right now. I have... That was definitely fun. So anyway, we can't have dead air time, so I have to talk while you're talking to me. So, yeah, I'd love to see something that you have to show us on your phone. Okay. I thought maybe you'd mute or... Oh, yeah, the moaning. See, it is the audio that is very erotic.
Oh, well, again, because the video because the video I shot I didn't shoot the video by mistake but mistake of not capturing the audio it's not it's cool to watch but it's missing the it's missing the quintessential the vermin video alone can be erotic but it's not as erotic without audio i agree audio can be erotic without video um i don't yeah see i don't know did you hear a lot of moaning and groaning like what are they doing now what are you doing is she sucking them okay now you sound like your old aunt fucking back to the penguin wait i mean i i think i'm i don't know if i would You don't even want to share it?
I don't want to... I get held. Yeah, okay. No sharing yet. No sharing while we record. But I'd rather see the... But I'll share with you. I'd rather see the video than hear the audio by itself. Oh, no. What I'm saying is if I think video and audio by far is the best. Of course. Video without audio is okay. Audio without video is better than video without audio. No, I disagree. I'm visual. Yeah, me too. I'm visual. I could hear it and be like, again, what are they doing? A lot of people are like, what the fuck's going on? I'm at a loss. Yeah, because you've never had sex.
You don't know what to think of doing. You don't know what's going on. I bet you a loss. Yeah, because you've never had sex. You don't know what to think of doing. You don't know what's going on. I bet you he's playing chess, and he just went from A3 to 6C. Oh, my God, that's a move he shouldn't make. Damn right. That's going to get his king captured. Oh, my God. That poor rook. The rook is gone. Oh, my gosh. Fucking moron. No, it's because they're having sex. But what part of sex? Come on. I want the nitty-gritty. We'll be right back.
that poor rook the rook is gone oh my gosh fucking moron it's because they're having sex doesn't mean but what part of sex come on I want the nitty gritty I want the details yeah what part of sex have you never seen before many parts of sex I'll have you know okay I'll think of some give me a minute I'm guessing I don't know so anyway oh see that okay is that hot that's very hot right yeah see yeah i know too this you can tell you are a voyeur because you're peeking in through the well i was trying to make him excuse me feel more comfortable so no actually actually i think it makes it i was out of the scene now what were you doing in the rectory and capturing the nun?
Right. Oh, that's a nun, then. Yep. So, yep, that thing there is built for sex, I'm telling you. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yep. So, anyway. I like what we do. All right, well, so we've kind of covered the whole voyeurism thing. I think we've covered it and then some. Yeah, so the penguin will show its head again. Oh, my God. You bring back those Shelly Belly. The memories? Inserps, you know. Donna. Yeah. I took that off the board. You took it off the board. What?
There is is a comedian Her name is Shelly Shelly Belly She's a stand up comedian It's almost like a trailer Park scenario And her slutty neighbor's name is Donna So she's always saying Donna why don't you put some damn panties on Or something to that effect And she's got like Thousands of them with this slutty Thank you. So she's always saying, Donna, why don't you put some damn panties on, girl? Or something to that effect.
And she's got like thousands of them with this slutty neighbor named Donna, which my husband just happened to have latched on to like a fucking, you know, chihuahua on a fucking toy. That's Vince. That's why I make the big bucks. That's why I make the big bucks. That's why they gave gave me the shiny board with all these bright lights. Yeah. Right. But he said one that he would push it and be like, damn, he took it off. So I don't know what to tell you. Let me see. So if you go to Instagram, he's going to give her a plug because she's funny. She's funny as shit, man.
Do you have it on your board? Come on. He took it off. Shelly Belly Comedy. Let's see if I could find one. She's hysterical. She'll find videos of these guys dancing and she'll be like, damn, if I would get all that, I'd break my butt. Oh my God. Put that next to the microphone. Nobody can hear that. Hang on. Hold on. He's trying to find it. Hold on a minute. It's about to be a shit show in South Carolina. No lie. Hold on a minute. Betty, come here, Betty. That's Betty. Okay. That's Betty. You just Donna. Well, thank you. Hang on. Hold on one second. I've got to clear some shit up. Betty!
Betty? She's on the Betty now. Donna, come here a minute. Donna, Donna. Okay, anyone. Hold on a minute. Donna, come here a minute. Girl, it's almost Christmas time, and I haven't seen you in forever. I went and got you a Christmas present and everything.
You want to know what it is?'s a lock to put on that cooter girl because i'm gonna tell you that thing is loose do you hear me you're giving it out to everybody somebody needs to put a lock on it oh lord girl where the hell you been time to get a lock on her you mean with everybody that's what you mean right Oh, honey, this is your holiday, ain't it? Christmas time. Yeah, because you are ho. That's awesome. You got to save that one. That's hysterical. Perfect timing. Damn. So, yeah, Shelly Belly comedy. So, link her up on Instagram or TikTok.
so yeah shelly belly um shelly belly comedy so pick her up on instagram or tick tock so yeah she's great she's a lot of fun we watch her on instagram quite a bit and it just hits the spot it's christmas time that was yeah that was awesome very nice very good dear very yeah yeah i make the big bucks i'm telling you not just a pretty face no you're not just a pretty face. Pretty tongue is about it. It's good. Take what I got. So, all right. So with that said, wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. And Happy New Year. We'll be talking to you before the New Year. Oh, okay.
But we're going to wish you a Happy New Year anyway. Okay. So enjoy your family. Hope everyone is healthy and well and hope you get some under the Christmas tree. Hopekah tree again thank you Vince and Donna the Festivus for the Restivus with the pole of what just what you're on your own rant Donna drink some of that Hershey again didn't you guys ever watch Seinfeld with the Festivus for the rest of us with the Pole of Judgment or something? Oh, come on, you guys. That was a classic. We're leaving you out there to hang. I guess so. Fuck y'all then. I thought it was funny. Merry Christmas.
Happy Festivus. Was it the Pole of? The Pole of Judgment, the Pole of Righteous, the Pole of Judgment or something. It was something. It was a Pole of something. Any fight or whatever. So anyway. I don't know. Jack, I want to thank you for coming by. Thank you for coming by. You're welcome here. It's awesome. Anytime. Anytime. Great company. Love it. You can even bring Mickey if you want. Mickey will be back next time. Not necessary. This is a solo tonight, but she will be back. I hope so. She's back in high demand. Okay. I think so. So I'm going to say good night again.
Merry Christmas and wish you all well. Okay, everybody. Have a great night. Have a great holiday. Merry Christmas, everybody.
