What type of lover are you?

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Hi, this is Donnalyn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, hello, everybody. This is Donnalyn, and welcome to another episode of my hot wife podcast and once again i'm here with my come on wonderful husband oh come on you make the show dear oh oh yeah i record it and yeah see you make the show i i wasn't like lying come on This is a tough morning. We didn't get to record the show over the weekend, so it's now Monday. Right, so we're doing it now. And we're going to record it and then dump it out. And I have blood work to do today, so I'm fasting, so I can't even have fucking coffee.

And I'm down here with my coffee, just the room of the coffee, filling room much to your chagrin you can have hot tea you just can't have anything in it okay okay all right choke on it see my delicious coffee here oh hey i remember one time you're taking me to a procedure and you had i couldn't i couldn't to fast, and I couldn't drink or eat anything. And he stopped and got coffee, and he opened up the lid. This fasting is for you. It's for an insurance policy. So if I die, you get money. So this is all for you. I'm suffering for you. Yeah, suck it up, bitch. Wow.

I suffer in life with you, now I've got to suffer. After you die, you'll still be suffering. Okay, I see where I stand. Your life insurance policy, damn it, get it. That's all I am to. Then I can't, I won't be able to see if my eyes closed right now. I know you don't have money. Let's see if that policy, I don't know. Oh, yeah oh yeah you don't know he stabbed himself to death 165 times worst suicide i ever saw i tried to talk him out of it uh-huh said you missed a spot oh you missed i missed the spot so anyway oh my goodness all right so today's topic is?

All the different lovers and God knows I've... Different kind of... Techniques and... We'll talk about different kind of lovers. Yeah, different kind. And, you know, see if people can identify... Yeah, because God knows I've had a lot. And we don't have a script, a list, or anything. No, uh-uh. So, again, we don't...

we come up with a topic for the shows and then we don't have a script a list or anything no so uh again we don't uh we come up with a topic for the shows and then we don't talk about it right so it's like so yeah we don't do homework we don't do unless you yeah but much of anything true no i wanted to be fresh and you know like like we do when we're talking that's it okay so um. So what do you want to talk, who's the, not who, but. What type? What type do you want to talk about first? Let's go with the most sensual and work our way up to the more radical. We call that the vent.

Yeah, that's what we call that. No, laying there not moving is not, didn't even make the list. Oh. I'm kidding. Come on. Come on. It's okay. Well, there are those. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on. I'm wearing panties today. Girl, go put some damn panties on. Okay. Don't overdo that. Come on. I wanted to make sure it stopped, but it triggered it again. Of course, yeah, you just like being annoying. Now, I think maybe we could go start with the least responsive. We've been with some people that don't make a noise, don't make a sound. Don't move. Don't move.

And I'm like, I really have a hard time working with that one. I'd rather have somebody too exuberant than that. Because I don't, you know, I try, I'm very verbal. I try to be verbal. You know, hey, does this feel good to you? And I keep telling you now I'm looking for oral, not verbal. Oh, yeah, sorry. It's semantics, dear. And then you came in the bedroom the other day with some tea. I'm like, what the fuck? You said, didn't you say you wanted some herbal? I'm like, no, Jesus Christ.

I know, did you want to be tea bagged wow no i don't want to be tea bagged so i came in with the tea for no reason at all i was trying to be nice i thought you said you wanted herbal oh you wanted oral i got that mixed up too but yeah with these with these kind of guys and it's or women i've been with both they're kind of like uh how about somebody's yeah nobody's like you get a little it's like oh it okay is that painful is it good is it do you want me to do more do i show my fist up here what do you want i need communication here yeah like more recently there's that one woman um that uh was here and uh i was playing with her and you know we knew she wasn't very vocal right on you know like playing normally and then like when i was doing her and she said she has a hard time having orgasms the only orgasms she can have right are self-inflicted self it sounds like a gunshot wound that's another topic um but uh but you know i'm going down on her and apparently i gave her an orgasm i didn't know isn't that there was no movement no noise no yeah i find them to be the most difficult to work with for you know video and also in personal life it's like i i communication is so important across the board with so many things and with sex it's no different you know if i'm doing something and it's really annoying you and you don't like it for god's sake speak up and tell me to do something get out of the room you you, get out of the room.

You do. You're annoying me. Get your fist out of my ass. Wow. I don't really want to. Jesus Christ. Got to tell all my secrets? Yeah. Every single one. If I cut loose with yours, the SBCA will be here. Oh, Jesus God. That's not even funny. Restraining orders from every farm in the area. Every farm. But that cow had a really nice tongue. I can't help it. Just think of all the teats you get to suck, not just two. Wow. All right. But, yeah, no, the people that don't vocalize anything, you know, I, it's, yeah, as I get quiet. Yeah, I know, yeah, I don't know, I don't know what to do with them.

I mean, everybody wants feedback to make sure what they're doing or whatever feels good. Yeah, exactly. And I'm sure those same people now, I wonder, do they, how they feel if someone, if they're doing something to someone and not getting any feedback. Or maybe they're just not aware of that. I don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, that's an interesting one. But, you know, those are like the hardest people to deal with because you're not getting the feedback. Yeah. Yeah, I'd rather deal with somebody who's a little exuberant and then you can, at least you're getting feedback.

You're getting something to work with. Yeah. So if they like it, don't like it, you know. Everybody kind of wants to know. I mean, now, if you're trying to be quiet because the kids are in the next room. Okay, well, I get it. Sure, I get that, you know. But there was no reason for us to be quiet here. No reason at all. But, yeah, that's, you know, I mean, I dated a girl for a while that, yeah, she, there was no movement. There was no. Did you talk to her about it? Did you say, hey? No. See? She was already insecure about sex anyway. She's the one that didn't touch me.

Yeah, I know exactly it was. There was only two positions, you know. Oh, boy. No oral for me, you know, to me, but from me, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a double standard right there. I know it's done now. Yeah, but, yeah, it's like if you could have spoken to her and say, hey, you know, if you would tell me what you like, I'd like to hear about it. Do you have any fantasies or you have desires that you want fulfilled? You have to open up your mouth and tell me. Yeah, so there's no discussion about it at all. Yeah. All right, what would you think the next one would be?

Well, then we have like some of you, they're a little more, you get feedback from them, which is really good, and they're a little more passionate. They're a little, they have a lot, you know, so you get that feedback. You get the desires that they want. Maybe not to the fullest extent. So more of the passionate lover. The passionate lover, yeah. And We have a couple of them, and they're like... You have a couple. Okay, but you get to videotape it, so we talk about it afterwards, and you get very... You like it. You like what I talk about. Yeah.

I hear about your pleasure, I don't care about theirs. Right, exactly. Yeah. But, you know, if I'm giving them pleasure, they're going to be giving me more pleasure, I would hope. So these... If you're telling me what you like that they did... Right. exactly. But if I'm giving them pleasure, they're going to be giving me more pleasure, I would hope. If you're telling me what you like that they did, then yes, you've got pleasure. Yes, yes. So yeah, the more compassionate lover, the more, I'm not saying they're making love to me.

I would never say that, but they're definitely more attuned to my needs and more vocal with what they're doing. Well, and it's obvious because those are the guys that you'll spend time kissing and caressing and stuff like that versus the guys that it's just like, they come in and they just start stripping right away. It's like, wait a minute. How about some, we can have that conversation first, a little socializing first.

Yeah, I mean, these are guys that are um they're the most fun to be with uh you have we have a nice conversation socially with them and like during the whole play session they're more vocal they tell me what they want they tell me what i what they like they you know i get a lot of feedback and of course give them feedback, so they play on that. So everybody leaves very satisfied. Hopefully. It's probably one of the nicest experiences I've ever had. Yeah. You know, which is really good because you are getting that feedback. You're getting, they're more selfless, I guess.

So they're more attentive. And those kind of lovers are really good I really enjoy them yeah and there's also with that you know I've noticed that there are guys that are that want to give you oral but it's amazing how many of the guys don't right you know well we've talked about this before they're're so excited. They went, their pleasure. I understand that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but like we talked about, yeah. Visually, on camera, a woman receiving oral isn't as erotic for people. Well, when we were doing it in the basement, we had that camera on the ceiling. That was cool because I...

Yeah, I have to, once we get done, this space will have space will and that was really cool because you see my expressions you can see my feet twitch and i'm writhing and you know and so that's that has a level of eroticism for me so that's that's cool so yeah visually oral in that aspect isn't as good but if you have a decent camera angle it can it can compensate. And it's very erotic to watch afterwards, I have found.

Yeah, so the passionate guys, lovers, whatever you call them, playmates, whatever, I think you could tell them right off the bat too because when they come in, they sit there next to you with their arm around you and they kiss you. They start rubbing. Even while we just hang out, getting ready to do everything. You know, they're more attentive, as you said. Yeah, they are. Across the board, it's more attentive. You know, that's really pretty cool.

So sometimes they, with these kind of lovers, they like to do a lot of, I want to say foreplay, but that's probably not quite the right word, but a type of foreplay. There's one gentleman that loves to do the massage thing, but oil is just so messy. Yeah, well, for him, that is his arousal. It's not really foreplay. It's his fetish. Yeah, so we'll do our little scene, and then we'll go back, and he can do his massage the way he likes it. Yeah, we've done fewer. He started that way, and then it goes into the fuck scene. Yeah, I do like that. See, again, but it's more attentive.

He's massaging, he's very intimate. That's maybe what it is, it's the intimacy. Yeah. Which can be, you know what, now that I'm just a little bit of an aside here, I think in the swing world, that intimacy is, some people we've met is frowned upon or, you know, because, oh, you might fall in love with them. Well, people feel threatened by it. Is that what it is? Yeah. Is that a, okay. Again, it's not about love, it's about sex. Yes, but that intimacy, is that the gray area?

I think the intimacy for that, if you're worried about it, that's when there's too much solo time maybe or too much time talking on the phone or texting all the time. Oh, okay, okay.

Where, you know then it gets uncomfortable when it's yeah you're always talking to that other person if you kept like if you were always texting somebody right and then like all you wanted to shoot with was somebody right then i'd sit there and go okay what's going on yeah but you know you you take care of the whole team oh yeah and the manager and the owner i like to do i like to mix it up i like diversity i like to you know ball boy. Yeah, absolutely. But yeah, those are my, probably my favorite lovers.

And sometimes because they're more attentive, they're also more into the role playing, which is always kind of fun too. Sure. You know, because they, I do, I think role playing is kind of fun.

I get a, I get a little kick out of it because i get to step out of myself and become somebody else and sometimes it's a little uncomfortable if i have to be somebody who's more aggressive i'm that's not really my thing but what the heck yeah it makes it fun and this is sarcastic okay do you want my favorite type of guy comes here is what i'm gonna call him the salesman the salesman oh they sell themselves like oh man i'm gonna be you know i'm gonna I don't know.

type of guy comes here is what i'm gonna call him the salesman the salesman oh they sell themselves like oh man i'm gonna be you know i'm gonna rock your world oh man i got this big cock and all of a sudden it's like that's not so big and it's like you know pump pump yeah it's like oh yeah the best literally seven minutes if you're lucky yeah we had some that were four oh yeah that I that was yeah the salesman we can't i understand you can't help that okay yeah i'm not as a man we don't get to pick when that happens you know we no more we get to pick penis size no i'm just saying man don't oversell the shit yeah you know you don't need to do that the salesman oh that's funny yeah that i that's a good's a really good one they oversell it man they do yeah i'm so good i have like when you're talking to them online like when we first meet them right via you know whichever website it's like oh man i'll be the best lover she's ever had i'll fucking rock her world well first of all they gotta show the fuck up yeah that's that's step one step one's gotta we've been getting a whole rash of uh new shows these guys who oh yeah man i love older women on the rocker world and they set up a time and a day for them to show up and then they don't show up they don't call they don't text no it's like and it's like i've been and then they call you a month later it's like hey how about we get together together?

It's like, hey, asshole, you fucked us over once. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Come on, my time is worth something. If they try to come over, they're going to have a hole to fill in the backyard I got. Oh, stop. No, we don't. We don't kill them. They just die on their own. No, we just don't have them over again. Blood poisoning. No, I just block them. That's all I do. Like the one, I had a couple. I didn't say what I do, though. I just block them. That's all I do. Then they don't contact me and I don't have to worry about it. I'm not going to play the game. Just stop it. Stop it.

You shouldn't even talk about that. God, it's such a pain in my ass. Stop. Just stop. Okay, so the salesman, the overseller. Yeah, the salesman. You know, these guys, they, you know, it's like, oh, I'll rock your world. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I try to forget about them. Yeah, I mean, they're the least favorite, obviously. But, well, almost. Almost the least favorite. Sometimes they start out as an overseller, and once they get that excitement level out, and like, yeah, exactly, the second, and they're more attuned to things, they're a little more settled, then they're good.

Sometimes they're so embarrassed by the first, they don't do a second time. I'm trying to think. It's like, no, I barely... Some of them can. Some of them have. Hey, if you can go around too, that's fine. Or the next time you're a little more settled, the excitement level isn't quite there. It's not as vigorous, it's not as heightened, so you can, you know, settle and enjoy yourself more. Oh, sure. The excitement of the first time is always, you know. Excitement, the anxiety of the first time is usually. Sure. But. Well, again, most of them have never been in front of a camera. Right.

And then they're fucking a man's wife in front of the man. Yeah, I don't even think twice. Yeah, that's an anxiety level for me. I suppose it is. You know. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely, yeah, it's like, oh, is he going to beat me up when I'm done, or what I'm doing to his wife?

And hey, if I didn't like something, again, I'm verbal, I say, hey, don't do that, or you know, I move their hand away, or you know, where do I do i direct them a little bit but yeah yeah that's always an interesting one that's an interesting one so then we have we'll just call them the assholes well there's so many different versions of that um for me hold on i have to clear my throat yeah hold on a second, hold on a second here. Okay, there she goes, clear her throat. Okay. Hold on. That's what you get when you record a show in the morning. Yeah, man, I showed that morning congestion.

Sorry about that. Didn't get all the sperm down your throat from last night? No, that was in the other end here. Oh. I'm still farting it out this morning. Farting cum bubbles? Cum bubbles out of my butt. It's like, whoa, I i'm a little just a teeny weeny bit tender down there not not bad just it's like i know i've been i had some fun in the back door last night that's for sure anyway that was a good time but um okay on to the yeah these guys are, there's a dominance factor with these guys that I find very, I don't mind some, but these guys are just a little bit over the top for me.

Well, yeah, the occasional smack in the ass is one thing. Yeah, but when I'm watching the videos, when I'm editing them, and my ass is bright red, you know, I hate to, you know, say, hey, stop that, you know, in the middle of a video because it looks unprofessional.

So I, yeah, I try, sometimes I just try to like, you know i hate to you know say hey stop that you know in the middle of the video because it looks unprofessional so i yeah i try sometimes i just try like you know like move their hand a little bit or you know try to say hey could we do something else to like redirect them a little bit but like my ass is bright red um we had one guy who put his hands on my throat yeah we know that's one thing that that's one of the major rules that i lay down because i don't like that i think it's very disrespectful i think so too i always tell the guys generally no choking yeah sometimes we miss and it's like they're hanging right to my throat i'm like that's you know it's uh it's i think it's you know i know it's a dominant show of dominance to me it's a sign of inferiority.

Yeah, I find it disrespectful. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, and the one guy who was like, you had his dick in your mouth and he's slapping your face. Yeah, it's like, if I put your dick off, I'm sorry. Oh, no, actually, I'm not sorry. Yeah, me too. If I get ready to sneeze i turn mine down now i'm coughing yeah and and um what was the other thing i found really oh i'm blowing him and he's taking my head and like ramming it into his crotch now okay you know where guys want you to get all their dick in their mouth and they hold your head down. I don't get it.

It, to the best of my knowledge, you know, if you just sat there with your head on my, you know, put my dick in your mouth and you just sat there and I'm like, do. Isn't the up and down? I can put my hand on it and feel the same. Yeah, isn't the up and down? No, it's the up and down. The in and out. That's the part that feels good, yeah. That's what I would say.

The tongue and stuff like that, you you know um i don't know maybe that's what their boyfriends do to them i don't know maybe you know so there's there's one guy who just he just kept shoving his dick as deep in my my throat as he could and it was just ah it um yeah oh i think part of it it's just it's a thing for their ego it's like oh man i made her i made her gag you know certain people i don't mind doing that with and i'll be happy to do that it's it's how they do it's not what they do it's how they did it and he was just like yeah i'm gonna shove my dick in your mouth until you choke and if i throw up on you that's on you dude it's all over then and i always tell you'm going to shove my dick in your mouth to, you know, get past your front teeth.

Stop it. Good Lord. You get past my front teeth almost. I'm trying. You get a running start. You get a running start. You can do that. Yeah, I just find that just uncomfortable. And, you know, I'm not against it. If I was with those with those compassionate those passionate guys i would deep throat them all day long because they're doing it in a nice way you know they're but these guys are like they that that dominance thing i find very off-putting yeah you know and i'm not a dominant person but i'm not that much of a doormat either No, not that much. Not at all.

I get to a certain point, I'm like, that's done. I'm not a dominant person, but I'm not that much of a doormat either. No, not that much. Not at all. I get to a certain point, I'm like, that's done. I'm done. I'm not doing it. Yeah, no, it's, I don't know. I mean, there are women. We know women that they want to be all that shit, abused, humiliated, all that shit. Hey, that's good.

And that's a common factor, factor i think of of every person should be if you're playing with someone you should kind of get a feel for okay what do you want well yeah that's what the whole verbalization thing yeah the verbal thing yet because pardon me um you want to make sure that both of you are getting pleasure you would think yeah you know i don't know um have been all about these guys i'm we're not having them back i know that see then that's it that's it is you know as if you are if you're a playmate this morning thing sorry i'm just really distracting two things two reasons you record shows mostly in the evening is alcohol and don't have a congested throat.

Yeah, phew. I don't smoke, I swear. Yeah. But you sucked a few dicks at guys you did. Yeah, that's true. But anyway. Smoke those cigars. And other things. But, you know, if you get have sex with uh someone you find attractive right i'm trying to make this very generic right implies wherever you know you think if i can pardon me um you would think if if if i can please them and i can have fun then i'll come back yeah they'll have me back or whatever, you know. And, you know, maybe they'll tell two friends. Again, I'm talking obviously in the swinging world. Right, exactly.

You know, because all the, hang on again. You have a sneeze. There you go, a cough. All the swinger sites have reviews. You can give certifications, reviews, or whatever. Testimonials.

Every site calls them different, yeah them different yeah so you know you want them to maybe put on their oh my god you know so and so was a great lover very attentive he was fun to hang out with you know and then because there's been people we met it's like oh you know how have you been doing in the swinging world oh i play with a lot of people and you look and he has no reviews it's like well it's because we found out why you suck yeah it's and and we i was tempted to give a couple on bad reviews and you said no don't do that to prove it okay yeah so i'm like yeah just so sometimes just no review is better than.

That speaks volumes. It speaks volumes. Especially if you see they've been on there for years and have no reviews. Yep. So people that really are fun to be with, we give them a really good review. So I'd rather just either we give them something positive or nothing. So in this case, you know, if there's nothing there, it's usually, well, either A, we didn't get around to it, or B, it just wasn't a great experience. Yeah. That's pretty much it. Yep. So what would be then the last type? Well, we've already gone to the asshole part. Does it get any worse than that?

Well, sometimes those assholes, you know, you have to bounce them out. We've never had to do that. Come close. Yeah, but we never had to do that. It's just that whole dominance thing, that's a fine line. I'm trying to be flexible. We'll call it asshole two. Asshole two, okay. There's been a couple guys, not many, that like, okay, we did it or you did it. Right. And it's just like, okay, get them out. We're done. We're done. You know? Yeah, we. Yeah, not going to happen again. Right. Yeah, they might not have been doing something brutal, but they just weren't good, weren't fun to talk to.

Oh, here's one. Thanks for playing the game. Goodbye. There's a couple... This is a little teeny, but off the topic, is we had a playmate when he was young, but he'd just come from work, and I'm like, hey, you want to take a shower? Nope, and he was just a little funky, so a little bit of BO. That's going to be another show. I want to do a whole show on swinging, what's the word I want to use? And hygiene? No. Next show is going to be about swinging etiquette. Swinging etiquette. Okay, we'll keep that in mind. I'll put that in my little book so I don't forget. But yeah, but that's enough.

They that's enough they made it less than he was a nice kid you don't want a guy you also don't want a guy that reeks of like you put the whole fucking bottle of cologne on oh yeah please don't you know you want to put a little bit on that's okay but don't forget i'm gonna be kissing your neck and kissing i'm gonna be having that the clone doesn't taste good it It doesn't taste good at all so yeah that was that was a bit of a a disappointment it wasn't a turn off because he was a really nice person and i enjoyed his company but it was just a little funky down there you know if you're a little sweat if you've been working all day go home take a shower first or wash up if you went jogging around the block and said hey go down on me oh Oh, no.

What I'm just saying. He wouldn't want that. He wouldn't want that. All yucky and sweaty and stinky. No, no. Ew, ick. But anyway, that's a different topic. That's a whole different topic. So you had asshole too. That was just the one that came in. You know, I'm thinking of. Lackluster type lover. We played with him a few times, but we've had a couple. Like, one I'll say was Jabberjaw. Okay. You know, it was like, we need to shoot video. I really don't like him. He was an asshole. He, um... Again, he was a little full of himself. He was kind of a mixture of everything.

You know, he was an asshole. And he was also a salesman. Yeah, he was. Well, but the thing is, he was also compliant. And we used to talk about, he was this workout crazy person. Not crazy, but he worked out a lot. He loved himself. Yeah, he was definitely a bit narcissistic. But he was also compliant. I mean, any theme that we wanted to do, he was on board with. So in that aspect, I had no problem with him in that aspect. Well, I'm just saying. We did some really hot videos with him. You have to admit that. Yeah, but he was part salesman, part asshole.

He was just a little full of himself, you know? A lot full of himself. I was being nice. But then we had the gentleman that while you were inside doing something is sitting out here jerking off oh jesus like dude yeah what the fuck's with that you know maybe that should be part of the etiquette too yeah well yeah this is all part i'm not talking about the etiquette thing i'm talking about like the character the cat yes so i mean he was kind of attentive when we first met him. He was a great lover. But he started getting... Like, weird. Yeah. Like, he kept trying to stick his ass in my face.

And I'm like, okay, where is this going? Trying to put the pool jets on his ass. Yeah, you don't... He discovered some other side of him somewhere in the couple years where he knew him. Yeah, that was just... And he had to go bye-bye. Yeah, that just got really weird really quick. And I am definitely open to guys that want their by-side to, you know, experience their by-side. I'm fine with that, but this was just going just in a weird direction that I was really not comfortable with. You've been doing some of that soon with the one gentleman, no? Yeah, I've never done that.

Well, not in a long time, I should say. I had an old boyfriend who was discovering his whole, well, his whole gay side. Yeah. But before he actually said, hey, I'm actually gay, I said, you've got to be with a woman at least one time. So you can say, you've been with a woman one time. I'm your best friend. I'm going to fuck you.

That's but um i need more best friend women yeah i guess you do that's what you need yeah i've never been with a woman so they can pop your cherry so to speak so yeah i had to experience little threesomes with his boyfriend so i said you guys if're gay, that's fine, but you've got to be with a woman one time, just so you can say that. So it's been a long time, is what my point is. So that'd be very interesting. So is there any other categories that might be branched off to these, like subcategories of these kind of lovers? Oh, wow.

There's one that I don't think we've ever experienced just popped into my head the freak the the real freak we we have a female who is going to be stretching if if this hopefully if i actually meet her and actually get to play with her and do some she's gonna be stretching the horizons to a whole new level that I am apprehensive about to some degree, but willing to expand myself with some education. She wants to be humiliated verbally.

But she's into that freaky she's yeah that's a whole other realm that i'm yeah and well and then there's like i said um like the one gentleman that you're going to do the little bi thing with um you know it there's the closet freaks i mean there's people that we talk with that one of the other playmates you've had just came out recently reached out to you and says hey you know what i gotta tell you i would love to be pegged oh yeah i want to be pegged Thank you. that we talk with that one of the other playmates you've had just came out recently, reached out to you and says, hey, you know what?

I got to tell you, I would love to be pegged. Oh, yeah, I want to be pegged. Him? Really? Yep. Yeah, the closet freaks. That's a whole other can of worms. That's probably another category. And we know a guy that he wants to be pegged. He wants to do all sorts of shit, but, you know, his wife can't know. You know, and we've kind of hit on that stuff on the show before about. These closet freaks. The people that are out there that they don't tell their lovers their side, but they have something on the side to get whatever it is they need that they can't get at home or wherever.

Yeah, and we did talk about that on another show. So this is just a whole other aspect of it. Yeah, so I would call it the freaks. Yeah, the freaks. That's a whole other situation. I'm just, I'm definitely open to a lot of these things with the whole, my apprehension with anything that involves, and I'm just going to use this as an example, is the BDSM world. Somebody wants me to dominate them. I'm not quite as dominant with that. Only if you're married to them. Well, yeah. But that's different. I'm used to slapping you around. I'm comfortable with that. Thanks. I'm kidding.

I'm going to slap around again. Nagging at me. Nagging. But I think I could definitely aspire to that. I could be groomed over that. I think you're fucking the best in the world. That's not true. That's not true at all. I should nag you more. You can't nag you more. I can't nag you longer and harder, dear. Longer and harder. I say you should ride me longer. Oh, and I should get you harder. Is that it? No. That would help. Oh, somebody's not doing her job. Amen, sister. Preach it. Hallelujah. Can I get a witness? Okay, I see where this is going. Thank you very much.

But, yeah, that whole aspect is, you know, just very, a little bit foreign for me, but I would like to be more educated in it. And there is an education factor. If you're going to be roughing somebody up in any aspect, you need to know how hard to do it and how to do it. Yeah, you should talk about it, but that's another show in itself. Yeah, that is a whole other show. It will be a whole other show, I'm quite sure. So any other categories we're ever looking? No, I don't think so. You went through the people that just don't talk about it?

If you listen to the show and you know a different category, send it to us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Don't forget to check out hotwifedonnalyn.com. Yeah. You see where she's at at all these different websites and the videos, this podcast. That's true, too. So, yeah, I think at least for now we've covered those categories. You may have to expand on this at a later date. That's like the major groups that we have experienced. I'm thinking about all the guys and people I've been with.

And I'm, you know, you always have a little, I don't like the pigeonhole people, but there's always like, oh, these people. Well, we all fit into a category. A category of some sort, sure. I mean, the category we didn't cover is the one I am in, the one that is like the ultimate lover. Oh, yeah. Let's go with that. Yeah, ultimate lover. Yeah. What does that entail dear the ultimate lover everything i do is perfect please tell me enlighten me because i i'm i don't know this category i've got the perfect body the perfect penis sign oh yes performance oh yes okay everything's perfect. Okay.

Thank you. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, okay. You got it right, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. So this is the category, the bullshit artist. Oh, what did I say it was called? We have the salesman now. We have to go one step further with the bullshit artist. I go beyond the salesman. I'm the bullshit artist. Yeah, everything's perfect. I'll just touch you and you'll have multiple orgasms. You can just look at me and take it all in. That'll give you an orgasm. Yeah, just looking at you. I'm wet. My heart is going pitter-patter. It's like the guys on the internet send you a picture. Are you wet now?

Oh, get that all the time are you wet now oh that's another category that's virtual that's a different category for a different category yeah that's not guys you're meeting that's virtual internet yeah we'll talk about that another time oh that should be you can't have another category but virtual lovers here that, oh, baby, all they send is dick pics. It's like, well, I'm not opposed to that. I mean, some of them are like, oh, that's a really nice size or that's a nice length. It's groomed well, blah. But, you know, oh, does that make you wet? It's like, I'm, yeah, no, I'm sorry. The banter.

Yeah, whatever. We got another topic for another day. I need more. So, all right, we kind of covered it. Like I said, if any of you have like a different category of lover that we missed, yeah, write to us. Let us know. We'll try to talk about it. Yeah. I'm going through my brain. Yeah, there's a lot of subcategories we could have covered, like the exhibitionist. I mean, again, there's subcategories you could break it all down to, but I don't want to bore people more than we are already. Okay. Again, thanks, everyone, for listening. We appreciate it.

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