What's your Underwear?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. well hello everybody this is donna lynn and my hot wife podcast and i'm here for another episode with my oh wait my trophy husband vince ha ha ha a friend of ours got him this t-shirt vicky did that there you go and it says trophy husband on it and he's wearing it today so you're no longer wonderful you are now the trophy husband husband, and rightfully so, I must say. Things just go without say. I shouldn't have to wear a shirt to advertise it. No, you shouldn't have to, but yet you do. It's a given. It's a given.

Come on, look at me. I am. And trophy. I'm trying to keep breakfast down. Trophy is like right there in front of me. So, again, we pre-record a lot of the shows because of our schedule. And we're recording this one now on Wednesday, May 24th at 9.37 a.m.

And this will be going up on Thursday, May 25th at 5 at 5 a.m yay we'll be drinking coffee no matter what we'll be asleep when it goes up tomorrow probably um and i want to quick talk to that schedule we did our first live show last saturday went uh went well no one called in no one called in so we were just talking to ourselves I do that on or off air. Yeah, it doesn't matter. So, but we're going to be moving the live shows to Sunday night.

Yeah, I think that might work because, like you said, we talked about before, Saturday night seems to be a very popular night for swingers to have parties. Yeah, well, we have parties coming up on Saturdays. Yeah.

Generally,ay night to school night sure so it's you know people need to go to bed earlier well they're home they're generally home they're not you know they're not gonna generally go out to some kind of a party where they get home at one o'clock in the morning and then have to get up the next day go to work i mean we're still gonna do the show at nine o'clock at night yes okay that way you know depending and again we had our friend out in arizona and stuff you know like well that's six o'clock my time i'm eating dinner it's like well i'm sorry we can't stay up till midnight no we're old no i have a life i have a job well if we had a life we might not be doing the podcast no this is our life no we have a life that's why we share it on air yeah um it's the fun part of our life the other stuff's kind of like work so again the um if you're gonna call in on sunday night the numbers i'll give it to you then um but sunday night um our podcast goes on live at nine o'clock at night and and you have to go to our website which is hotwifepodcast.online it's a weird one yeah i still that still hasn't sunk in with me well i'm actually working on another site i have a dot com but i'm not going to release that right now oh you're still working on it on it?

Yeah, what I'm going to do is I'm going to. Well, you know. Way to keep me in the loop there, honey. Well, here's how it works. Not that I don't love you, dear. I tell you, then you start telling people the address, and it's like, no, it's not ready yet. You say, oh, I didn't know it wasn't ready. Well, I told you. Anyway, I'll tell you when it's ready. Okay there, trophy husband. Yep. You're just going to wear it out. So anyway. No, I won't. But again, we want to thank everyone. You had someone more recently discover the podcast and messaged you about it? Oh, yes, on many vids.

He's like, I was listening to the podcast. I really like it. what did he he said um he went to know where he could see more of you so i of course sent him the link to which is hot white donna lynn.com and lynn is l-y-n-n you know there are a couple spellings for that makes sense but that's the platforms I'm on. I also sent him just a couple of pictures just to say, hey, this is really me. And he's like, oh, my God, you're so hot and you're delicious. Are you sure he was trying to see me? I think it was. I think that's what it was. He's like, enough of you, Donna. What does Vince look like?

Do you have any naked pictures of him? And I'm like, yes. No one has naked pictures of me. There are no naked pictures of Vince. Even Vince doesn't have naked pictures of Vince. No. I have photographed some scary things, but none would be scarier than that. Stop it. But, yeah, actually, we taught Janice a lesson. She went to see what I looked like. That was it. It's been crickets ever since. No, she, for some reason, thought I was attractive. Well, you know, drugs. It does so much. There's no accounting. I mean, you're with me. Drugs, that's what I can tell you. This isn't coffee I'm drinking.

It's pure heroin. It's roofies in liquid form. And again, if you want to reach out to us here at the podcast, the email is hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. We welcome your comments, questions, suggestions for shows. Sure. We're open to it all. Yeah. having that input especially with something we've never um thought about like we had a a friend who gave us some topics and i i thought we had touched upon them but it's always nice to get input in yeah you know there's been times that we've talked about a topic right and then later on it's like well there's more we could have gone into it.

Yeah, I suppose so. So there might be some topics we might revisit due to experiences and what have you. Yeah, that makes sense. But anyway, yeah, and we do. We actually really, I mean, our numbers, again, we want to thank everyone. The numbers are incredible. We're scratching our heads every day. Yeah. Okay. But, you know, the emails actually mean a lot to us because it's actual direct feedback. So we enjoy when we get emails from you. Whether you're stroking our tail feathers or tell us that... You suck. Whatever. I wrote that one to you. Oh. No, you said I should suck more.

That's what you're saying. Okay. That's what you're saying. I will get, let me type that one up. I need you to suck more. Yeah, well, that's beside the point there. So, let me just determine I should turn my phone off here, just in case someone decides to call during the show. All So what did you want to talk about? Because this is your hot life podcast. Smart ass. Smart asses? Yeah, smart asses. Underwear, underclothing. Undergarments. Undergarments. Whatever they call them these days. Oh, it depends on what you're wearing.

Or nothing, I mean, well, okay If I say to you panties You're thinking of the big bloomer type fuckers You know, sales If you say panties, right? Yeah, I'm thinking little girls The white things with the Cotton crotch And they come all the way up to your waist And all the way down, like, hand-wing down your thigh. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, oh, you're a deep shit, mister. Vince has been torturing me for years now. That's just marriage. Well, that's true, too. But in addition to that, more torture.

He says, one of these days, I'm going to get you drunk and I'm going to put a pair of granny pair of granny panties on you take pictures of them she says you don't have to get me drunk for that no no no see she's saying no i'll just wear them i love them especially the kind that i pull my stomach in and you know maybe i would like that but my saggy ass is really oh Oh, God, that's just awful. No. Although I do have guys that when they've created like some of these videos and I've never shot them because it never went that far. They have requested the old style cotton little girl type panties.

Oh, OK. Yeah. So I did buy some, but I'm not wearing them unless i get paid to do it motherfucker there you go don't even look at me in that tone of voice mister don't how much you see the evil grin on his face i was like fuck you that is disgusting i can't even think about wearing them i just think about how they cut off the circulation to my legs and i'm just like like, nope, thank you. How much? Oh, honey, you don't have enough money. You just don't have enough money. If I had a dollar for a time, a woman told me that. You'd be a wealthy man. I'd still have all that money in my pocket.

You'd have the money. Apparently, I'm not the last man on earth yet. Not quite, dear. Not quite a long shot. But yeah, that term panties conjures up the old-fashioned briefs, women's briefs. You know, the ones that, you know, my grandmother might have worn or my mom might have worn. Those kind of things. Some of them are silky and they're kind of, you know, not too bad.

Some of them have have the cotton some of them have those little frills on the back do you ever see the ones that over the ass have like little ruffles or something that's little girls is that to determine like a fart thing like so they fart you see them go up no actually they were um i remember when my sister was little mom had them they actually went over this I am. Remember, diapers were cloth, and you had to wear a, like, a rubber. Yeah, rubber panties. Rubber panties on top of it. But those. I go to Amazon.

Well, these were the same kind of thing, except they had a cotton exterior or a fabric exterior, and they had ruffles on them. So, when the little girl would bend over, you'd see this cute little ruffle bottom and not a panty.

yeah yeah but those were like strictly so we're okay we're going with this conversation well we start with panties which is the most there are people who find those big bloomers fucking sexy yes like i said guys have asked for that and i'm like i will buy them but i will not wear them willingly to me they're right up there with uh the high-waisted jeans ah yeah mom pants oh thank you i'm so short-waisted that anything high-waisted just makes me look even more it's up with your nipples yeah exactly you remember the old uh what was that show with urkel he had his pants up to his you know that's how old we are okay what was that show uh I know his name is Urkel.

Whatever. And he had big glasses and suspenders. I remember, I saw like two of those shows. Yeah, I never even, but I remember he had these. His character was annoying to me. Yeah, very annoying. That's why I couldn't watch him. But he had these pants that almost went up to his freaking nipples with suspenders. And that's what it reminds me of. I'm like, I can't, I can't do it. I can't. I'm so short-waisted. Anything high-waisted just is very uncomfortable. And even when this is just a little sidetrack because of my short-waistedness.

For somebody who's not interested in that kind of panty, she knows a lot about them. Because I hate them so much. I think when I go to work, she goes and puts them on and parades around the house. Fuck Vince.

I'm going to wear what I i want to wear not even close but remember when jeans like that they had like the the low we used to call them hip huggers back in the 70s but they were like the low rise jeans for me that was a full waist like medium rise like i'm wearing medium rise um shorts that is up to my waist so high waist would be literally up to my nipples literally head open the zipper to look no i'm saying with the like mom jeans i have to put the zipper down to see where you're going yeah yeah exactly it's like no so like the lower lower waisted ones is actually like just below my belly button they're not nowhere near my hips oh nowhere i mean i could probably wear the you know they have the micro low ones then they that would be way out near my hips.

Oh. Nowhere. I mean, I could probably wear the, you know, if they have the micro low ones, then that would be like a. Talking way out of my teeth. Yeah. But now everything's going high-waisted again, like the 1970s, the 1970s, 73, everything was high-waisted. That style has come back again. So I'm like, I can't wear any of this shit. It all looks like freaking Urkel. I don't want, it would be ridiculous. 62-year-old white female Urkel. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, it's suspended. Yes, I mean, that's... Yeah, it's the same as they make men's briefs like that, too. They make a higher-waisted...

Higher-waisted. And they look just like a man wearing fucking a woman's granny panties. Well, if you have it, let's say you have a long torso, though. Let's say you have a really long torso. You don't, but let's say if you have a long torso and you wear something that's a medium-rise type of brief or boxer or whatever, it's going to be below your belly button. It's kind of like wearing something really low.

So they make them higher-waisted for somebody who has a longer waist yeah now i don't have that problem the exact opposite well yeah like you're more normal you're more average in your torso length that's about that's not descriptive words used for me yeah not normal average with that abby normal yeah um yeah and again in the swinging world i don't know if i've ever seen anyone wearing them what high-waisted briefs yeah oh god no i mean even men in the swing world tend to wear more can i i don't know if i can use this word sexier underwear i guess you know that's gonna be part i guess of our discussion is after we get done covering the different types of like what is i guess our opinion we can't say what is sexy no it's just just us fucking our ass again we're good with that we're just you know spitballed so we have the high-waisted briefs men's and women's.

Okay. What would be next? Okay, so we've ruled you won't wear those. Oh, hell no. Willingly. No. You have to tie me down, drug me. That's just a normal night of foreplay. I suppose. So, okay, then we can go into the bikini, bikini briefs, which is like not a thong, still has a full back.

And both men and women, they have them for both men and women uh the men's have oh yeah they do yeah it's like uh i just had a flashback of the fruit of the looms fucking uh box is the ones like you're talking about and when i see them i go it's kind of feminine it depends if you have a smaller frame and you they're a little higher cut on your legs so if you don't like anything low on your legs that cut into your thighs it might be something more might be kind of delicate to have to use it for a man to use a terminology it cuts into my thighs it's a little more feminine i think it's because it does it bothers me it cuts into my thighs and i just can't concentrate well what if you're a runner you have larger thighs you know or a bodybuilder you have you have big meaty you know quadriceps or or really big big glutes from doing squats and stuff you know maybe a brief won't fit so good maybe you have to find something else maybe a boxer brief they might go to kind of shr.

Sort of. Yeah, they're a little bit, you know, instead of being four inches on the side, they might be two or something like that. And for women, it's like your typical bikini thing. It's smaller on the side. I like the higher cut ones. If I'm going to wear something like that, like as a, you know, if I'm going to a family-friendly swimming party and I'm not wearing a skimpy little teeny-weeny postage stamp song or whatever they are, I'll wear something like that. A little higher cut. It's got like, you know, an inch, inch, and a quarter on the side.

Something that's, you know, sexy but not, you know, not slutty. We save that for home life. So, I mean, and they're pretty comfortable. You wear slutty out to parties. To parties, but not family-friendly ones. Oh, no, not that. Sometimes I'll just go, you know, very, very conservative. Commando. Let's go commando. No, I'll wear like a one-piece just to, you know. A one-piece what?

A piece what a bathing suit oh oh okay i'm sorry i had i just got a text message i had to read okay so i didn't i missed what you were talking oh you weren't listening that's what it was okay did you say something yeah exactly but okay so you're talking bathing suits that way yeah just get off of underwear okay well yeah because they're kind of related that same style can be translated from underwear to also bathing suit sure okay so that's kind of it yeah got me up to speed yep but mine i like thongs i'm a thong person all the way i like um i have a certain fabric i always look for when i go to buy a thong and i i'll feel the fabrics i don't like i don't like the cotton of cotton mixes I like more of of a lycra cotton thing you're just making this sexy I'm going to start masturbating when you start talking material well if material makes it if it's all like cotton well I guess what I'm talking about, like, you guys who wear women's underwear, they're like, oh, it feels so nice.

It's so cute. I don't put that much thought into it. I just put fucking underwear on and go. It's not like, oh, my God. Yeah, but I do. How do my balls feel in this underwear? Oh, wait a minute. Does this make me feel sexy? I don't know. Does it cut into my thighs? Does the lace accent my cock?

I don't know does it cut into my thighs does the lace accent my cock does it does it pull my butt up where it should be i think it does it falls in the crease of my ass oh my god these underwear i almost don't want to wear anything else but them i'm sorry where were we you're so not no fabric does make it. I go now. I guess. I don't know. I feel the fabric. I just fucking go by the Fruit Looms fucking thing of fucking underwear and put them on. I don't like that. I do. I do. I'm very, because certain fabrics, I'll talk to them like, ah, no, that's like barbed wire. I'm not going to.

Barbed what? Barbed wire. Okay. I don't, yeah, I don't, I don't like that. Like. No, barbed wire's underwear is not a good thing in general. If you're into it, whatever. I had a really sexy lacy pair of, it was a thong. It was a lace thong and it was sexy. It was the most horrible thing to put on my body ever because the lace um as sexy as it was that particular lace had nubs was kind of nubby so when it when it rode against your skin it was like wearing barbed wire it was not comfortable at all sexy oh it was really sexy but i hated wearing, I was like, good.

I'm still stuck on the concept of barbed wire's underwear. Well, you know what I mean. It's just, okay. Sandpaper might be a better description. Hardware cloth, sandpaper, all these things are similar. Okay, just checking. But like the lace, as sexy as they are, it has to be a certain kind of lace. If it's a softer lace, you can get away with it. But this was just a particular lace that was just uncomfortable to wear. And it was a thong. It should have been fine, but it was terrible. It was just awful. It looks sexy. It looks real sexy. So that was the bikini style, right?

No, bikini and thong. Oh, okay. So thongs are a little thicker on the sides. They still go up your butt. I like a little bit of fabric on the side, like an inch, three quarters of an inch to an inch at the most. I like something that goes down low in the front. I don't like high-waisted things. Again, it's just not my cup of tea.

Now, when girls wear thongs, okay, when they your clothes it doesn't make a difference right but like if you're getting undressed in front of a guy i'm a personal believer that you got to pull them up on the hips a little more not go straight across exactly it just adds makes your legs look longer yeah i agree it kind of makes a v show me where i want to go exactly you I like everything high cut. There's a, if somebody says something is, quote, French cut, usually it's higher on the thighs, higher on the legs. And it makes your legs look longer.

Not to mention that you don't have to worry about it, you know, cutting in your skin. So I like everything higher cut. Here we go again. I know. With fabric, fashion, all these things play into your comfort and how sexy they look or don't look on you. You just said it right there. It came right out of your mouth. You like them up higher on your – Sure, and visual. I'm not talking about like under my – oh, under my clothes. Under your clothes? Really? What are you – Stop, yes, I'm just saying. Am I missing something? I'm looking.

Yeah, if you see a fucking pair of thongs in the fucking wash that just came off a fucking horse. It like oh you little minx you something about a fucking three foot diameter fucking thong just isn't sexy with a thimble hanging from it don't spit i'm trying i'm trying to swallow that one motherfucker my microphone but i mean yeah i mean i agree i like i like things up just a little higher on my legs because I'm trying to swallow that one, motherfucker. Don't spit into my microphone. But, I mean, yeah, I agree.

I like things up just a little higher on my legs because I'm short-legged, but I'm also short-waisted, so I like to... Yep. I'm just short. Let's just face it, folks. I'm just short. Everything is short. And then I guess the next thing left for women's underwear is really only the G-string. G-string.

Which is just held together by string um piece of elastic or whatever yeah yeah i'm kind of um uh torn with them sometimes the way that they're cut i don't the elastic again cuts into your waist or hips okay so i'm not loving that i have some that are really comfortable right well i have the age-old question that men want to ask and some women right with the thong g-string isn't having something up your ass uncomfortable and i'm not talking sexually oh no i don't even feel it get i mean initially i mean again i know you've been wearing for 100 years so literally um 100 years minimum uh yeah but initially getting used to it wasn't it awkward no i just i think it would feel like a perpetual wedgie well that's that's what you're combating if you wear something that covers your butt and you move around it does go your butt crack.

But you have a lot more fabric. This is literally an inch of fabric. So it kind of like just goes into your crack. And it's not like a bunch of fabric in there. It's just a little bit of fabric. So I can't even feel it. I can't even feel it. Maybe at first you do.

I don't know but i was a dancer for so many years that so let's say hypothetically someone goes the someone's listening and they determine you know what i'm going to kick up my game and this is a woman i'm hoping you know you know what i'm going to start wearing thongs and see what my husband thinks so but she's worried about that feeling up her ass give it a few days change underwear change your underwear in the meantime once that one pair gets nice and crusty they can sell it for about 50 bucks that's not a story so you gotta just give it a try give it a week get yourself seven pair and give it a week Thank you.

But, yeah, so you've got to, you know, just give it a try. Go for – give it a week. Yeah. Get yourself seven pair and give it a week. Yeah. I guess it's – I never had that issue, so – and there are still girls that were dancing, but they're at home, like, every day underwear. It was not a thong. Yeah. Which I never understood. It's like, what's the difference? I mean, just buy a thong. It's just like, I don't like wearing thongs when I'm not dancing. I'm like, I don't understand that. I guess they feel they wear a thong and they have to dance. I don't know.

I'm not getting anything done at home. I'm just dancing because I wear thongs. I'm wearing a thong. I think I should be at work. I don't know. All my husband wants to give me his nickels. I keep telling him that's not a coin slot. No, I, yeah, I've always liked thongs. I'm not a fan of G-strings. What age do you think you started wearing thongs? I did? No. Who else am I talking to in this room? I thought you meant like women in general. No, you. Well, I have to understand in 1979, the thong was not like it is today. It was still more high-weight. It was a different style.

But I'd say when I started dancing, I started wearing thongs. So 1980. I was 20. But like I said, thongs were, you know, a G-string was kind of popular for the, quote, we were not strippers then. We were go-go girls. That was a term we were used. That was our title back in the 80s, believe it or not. Well, you're still a go-go girl. I said, Donna, can you go get me a cup of coffee? Yeah, a go-go. Go go make me a sandwich. Oh, that's me all the way. Right there, sir. If I ever said that to you, I wouldn't trust anything I had to ingest after telling you that. No, it depends on how you say it.

Go, go get you a sandwich. Oh, okay, motherfucker. Remember I pissed in your cup? Just saying. And that wasn't something I wanted. But, yeah, it was a different style. There were G-strings that, like, I would get. I'd have to buy my outfits from either other girls or through, this is going back in the day, like Frederick's of Hollywood. Yeah. I don't even know if they exist. I don't know either because you couldn't just go. Victory Secrets kind of wiped it out. But Frederick's of Hollywood, by far, was more slutty shit. Well, Frederick's of Hollywood had a lot more themed outfits. Slutty shit.

You had the slutty nurse, you had that whole theme and then you had all kinds of lingerie where the nipples were cut out and under our... They just shipped us catalogs out. And they're all hand-drawn. They didn't have live models at the time. They did not have – they were all hand-drawn. I just love their illustrations. They were all hand-drawn models. But then they came out with ones that were photographs. And girls would have things over their nipples and stuff. Yeah, they'd have, yeah. And it was like a Playboy magazine that came in the mail. Yeah, exactly.

But before that, they were all hand-drawn. I just love the illustration. I thought that their drawings were really cool. Okay, so now let's get to the female bras. Oh, bras. Now, obviously, we don't need to talk about sports bras. We know it's just a tight tank top to keep the girls from bouncing too much. Yeah, they're nothing special. Some people find that sexy. I guess. Yeah, I guess. It's safe to say everything in life anymore.

You get to sit there and go, someone special some people find that sexy i i guess i mean it's safe to say everything in life anymore you get to sit there and go someone's going to find that sexy you know um but then you have your typical bra um like pretty much like what am i wearing here let me see oh yeah this is not too bad this is it's still they've gone you don't have to buy just white anymore yeah yeah. This one's kind of a pink. It's a different color. It's got some flowery. Yeah, it's got lace, but it's still, it's underwire. It's got lace. Yeah, it has lace on top of the padded bra.

Oh, okay. I didn't notice. Okay, all right. Yeah, I'm looking for bras that aren't padded. You don't need padding. I can't find them. I cannot find an underwire with just lace, especially for. Now, the underwire is to help keep those girls up, right? Pretty much. It's like I-beam support. Sort of, yeah. Okay. But here's the thing. They're starting to switch away from underwires to not underwired bras, and I just don't find the other ones as sexy. Not sexy at all.

I've heard a lot of women bitch about the wire jabbing oh you know what happens eventually no i don't that's why well there's a there's a little casing underneath and that wire there's a little ball on the wire it's like a little plastic ball okay so it doesn't go through the fabric but over time that ball wears away and all of a sudden you have literally a piece of sharp metal that needles its way through the fabric and in your flesh yep yeah pretty much pretty much because i'll be moving i'm like oh something is scratching me and there's my underwire and it's like an inch up out of the casing like into my boob i'm like yeah i don't want that all right well okay so then you have the demi bras i was just gonna get to that i love them but finding them is a bitch a demi bra um the bra i'm wearing is a full cup which means my nipples are covered demi bras usually come across straight and either a they're just slightly over the nipple or they can be under the the nipple.

And sometimes it's padded to some degree. I went upstairs, it's padded. Also, the straps are different. The straps aren't centered over your nipple. Like most bras are slightly outside your nipple. These are way on the side because it's almost a box. It comes straight across your nipples and then up. But it really lifts your breasts and also gives you a shelf, which I really like. Okay. Do you get as much support? Oh, yeah, because they're still underwired. Oh, okay. But they're sexy. They could be. Oh, yeah. At the party, you wore demi-bra of sorts, right? That was even less of a demi. Okay.

What would that be? It was just an underwire and a piece of elastic on the top.

Something that was the less of a demi okay what would that be a it was just a underwire and a piece of elastic something that was the outline of what a bra could be yeah that's pretty much it but i do have a demi bra it's an underwire full underwire but it's just really heavy duty lace underneath and your nipples are exposed i really like that but you don't get quite the support but it looks sexy as all hell it's really sexy i really like that i'd love to get about you know half a dozen more of them can't find them anywhere i don't even know where i'd have to look i'd really have everything's on amazon i'm convinced you know i think i don't even know where i got that one that thing's got to be oh it's old and it's still in good shape it's still i had it in white i had it in black and white and i have it in black okay black on black it's got like black little yeah okay cool little beads or something in the in the cleavage whatever it's real cute it's really so what is and then we'll get into men's underwear so to to speak.

Sure. What do you find to be your ideal sexy underwear? If you're, if you're, I want to hear both privately. Like, what would you, what do you like to wear? Like, if you're going to go to work underneath your underwear, underneath your clothes, sorry. And going to a swinger party, what would you like to wear? Well, what I wear for like daily wear, I still like the silky kind of thong, but that could translate going to a swinger party, too. But usually swinger parties, I'll opt on comfort for slettiness. So I'll wear something that's more lacy, something that's a little more of just a G-string.

Sometimes see-through. I've seen you have some. See-through. You know what? It's not going to be on very long. Yeah, everybody's going to see it anyway. Exactly. So that comfort is secondary when I'm going to a party. Like that red outline of a bra, you don't want to wear that all day long. Your boobs would kill you. Because there's not enough support. But it looked hot for the party.

It was good for a hours but when i'm done i'm like all right let's put something a little bit more normal on okay all right so then men's underwear well we went over the briefs and even they have those crazy boxers like oh yeah the reason this topic came up, in all fairness, Mickey the other day was talking to me on the phone, and it talked about, she goes, what is it with guys that are always adjusting themselves?

And I explained to her, guys who wear boxers, because when I used to manage this one department for a company, all the guys would come into my office and be like, I'd be sitting at my desk, and their crotch is kind of almost at eye level at that point oh you're loving it come on no no um and and they'd always be fucking adjusting themselves and i had to yell at them it's like you know if you gotta play with yourself go the fuck out of my office you know it's and what it is there's no support like you talked about the bra there's no support with boxers so now their nuts are going one side or the other or sometimes they get stuck in the seam and one nut's going one way and one's going the other and sometimes they're not even on the right sides you know you got the left going right and the right going left and then the dick in the middle doesn't know what the fuck to do or it's the nuts are one side.

The guy's really hung. It's dangling on the other side. And, you know, they're always, like, trying to adjust to get comfortable. And I've always said to them, like, just fucking wear some briefs. You know, it's, oh, I hate briefs. Well, your dick won't be swinging in the breeze then. But also, you know, now with summer coming, you now have your nuts resting against one of your thighs. Right. And now they get all sweaty and they stick and it's, you know, you know. Now, as a woman, do you find a guy in boxers sexy? No. Okay. I'm not saying there's a right or wrong answer.

I'm just asking a question, a personal question to you. Well, you know what? know what it depends on the guy but usually no i i feel like you're just wearing i i don't know it's first of all there's nothing revealing because they're baggy and you know whatever i mean they're fine i but but i like something like um you know brief some people might be like oh that's kind of old-fashioned not sexy also there's a compromise there's a boxer brief so i've seen guys wear and We're going to get into proxy briefs, people might be like, oh, that's kind of old-fashioned, not sexy.

Also, there's a compromise. There's a boxer brief. So I've seen guys wear it. No, we're going to get into boxer briefs. So that's the bridge there. Yeah. I can see where boxer briefs would be sexy because it's almost like wearing spandex shorts. Exactly. And there's, see, I'm going back to the fabric. There's certain fabrics that are very. Oh, you're going to get into fabric. I do. No, no, it's fine. Shut up.

I do like the, the not the cotton ones because they kind of get baggy then they don't look as attractive but you get the ones with the lycra in them and they seem to be a little more form it's like wearing bike shorts yeah spandex shorts yep yep they usually have a little bit more of a pouch in the front cut out for you. So it's a little more enhancing whether you have a package or not. What are you looking at me like that for? I'm looking away from you, dear. Whether you have a big, huge, gigantic package or not. Well, you only look at me when you get to the we're not. Jesus Christ.

And they're silky, so now I rub my hands over them. It's fun. It gets to be a bigger package. A bigger package. Yeah, it's kind of silky. Now, again, I'm talking from my personal experience. I love the concepts of boxer briefs. Right. I can't wear them. I know. They wind up working their way down my legs as I walk and everything else.

And then thing you know i have now that pulls my pants down further right because the crotch of the boxer briefs pushes the uh crotch of my pants so now all of a sudden my nuts are swinging to and fro like a fucking you know tick tock you know like an alarm clock kind of thing you know cuckoo clock or whatever the fuck you want to call it and i'm like you know so i my pants up. And now it feels weird because I didn't grab my underwear with it. I either got to pull my underwear and my pants up at the same time. It's just like, no, it's too much work. Yeah. I personally, the concept is great.

Maybe because your legs, you have big thighs. Again, we're going back to the big thighs. If you have big thighs and you have a lower short, like bike shorts. Yeah, they want to ride down. They're going to ride down because your legs are big. Maybe that's what my problem is. Maybe I need garter belts for that. Probably. Suspenders on your underwear. Suspenders on my underwear. It's a concept. Well, you know, when you put them on your pants, you just grab your underwear too. As I said, I got to pull them both up at the same time. Both up at the same time.

Or they ought to is a little off topic this is gross i have seen remember this is her saying it yeah that's me saying it i have seen shirts that are actually um uh onesies for men that yeah they well like the old job where like you always saw in the old hillbilly ones like the red jumpsuit thing that had the door in the back for when they had to poop. Yeah. You know, that was their underwear. Yeah, that was their underwear. It was all in one. But the thing is, they had these, women have them, they're like a bodysuit, but they have a snap in the crotch. Well, they had these for men.

So the shirt always looks tucked in. It's like, that's kind of gay. You know what? The problem I have with shirts, I would do that.

if they made like dress shirts that snapped in the crotch i would buy them really i'm because the the shape i am in whatever that may be whatever round whatever rounded the shape but now my shirts like for me standing and sitting standing moving they become untucked yep and or they become untucked enough that it just the shirt bulges around the belt and there's like plenty of room it's not like right it's not like they're skin tight shirts so if i had something i kept it the same all the time every day i do that they they have them i don't know what the shirt style I just saw that, that, you know, they have these, I want to say their body suits, but I think there's another, but yeah, they snap in the crotch.

Okay, so let's get into the briefs, okay? Okay, the briefs. We're back to briefs. Well, we're working our way up. Okay, or down. We're down, whichever. Okay.

So, you know, again, that's my preferred method of going um it just keeps everything they don't unless they're old underwear they don't ride down no they don't they keep the boys all tucked together nice and neat you know it's like to me like i told mickey it's like a bra you know if a woman's not wearing a bra over time and you know guys wearing boxers you know by the time they're my age your nuts are gonna be fucking down to their knees i mean my grandfather wore boxers right and i remember him sitting i'm still scarred from it sitting in our fucking recliner in our bedroom in our living room and one you know his fucking testicles hanging out the bottom of his shorts and he wore if he stood the shorts were to the top of his knee yeah so they weren't short anything else.

Right. But when he would sit down, they would ride up, and, man, sure enough, there's testes. You know, it's just like. How is that even comfortable? Well, again, it's like a woman who has natural tits, doesn't have that, you know, she needs a bra for support. Oh, yeah. And you don't support your testicles, man. They're fucking stretching and stretching. Gravity. No, I want to know, where does that extra skin come from? Does it come from the penis and now your dick gets smaller because your nuts have gotten bigger? The skin just stretches. You know, and now think about that.

A woman's sucking your dick and your balls are now fucking half a mile long. So as she's sucking your dick, man, those things come up and hit her, you know, in her throat. I don't think they'll come up that quick. That would be funny. Fucking thump her in the chest, give her a heart punch, man. Yeah, I think definitely the briefs are more, they may not be as aesthetically pleasing, but they certainly are a lot more useful. Okay, let's put it this way. It all depends on what the guy looks like, whether you want to see him in any kind of underwear.

any kind of underwear sure that's true you know a big fat slob doesn't matter what he wears he's still a big fat slob exactly and you're looking at me really hard with that one anyway i'm looking away i'm looking away i'm not a big fat slob i'm trying um but uh yeah you know so it's, yeah, I don't know. I just go for comfort, functionality and comfort. Yeah. Again, you know, I don't need my nuts hanging lower than they hang already. Yeah. Gravity, man, as you get older, gravity is not your friend. I know. I'll stand by that one. Yeah. Anybody knows that gravity is not your friend. Yeah.

So then, okay, the one thing that I think is completely wrong in life. Okay. I have to get it where you're going with this one. Men's thongs. If you're an exotic dancer and impeccable shape, that's fine. Yeah. Okay. If you're a guy in impeccable shape and you're a stripper, you've got to wear a thong. It's what you have to do. That's what you wear. I'm going to tell the story at the gun shop. Oh, oh, yeah. Because it was funny as shit. Okay, go ahead. So these two guys came in and were shooting. Okay? Nothing, you know, nice guys. And they got done.

They came out of the range, and the guy went, you know, went to do something. And the other guy was, had his gun bags on the ground and he like squatted down. And I happened to see the shirt wrote up. So, oh dear God. Now he was wearing black pants and a black shirt. He had on a dark blue thong. And I, I was like, oh my God.

And then, you know, he stood up and when the guy saw me like react he goes what's wrong i said that fucking guy's wearing a thong he goes you're kidding me i said why would i make this shit up he goes no no no way so he went on the other side of this guy to go do or make it look like he was doing something. And as he came back towards the counter where I was, the guy happened to squat down again. Now this guy looks down, sees the thong, his eyes rounded the fuck out. He's like, oh, God damn, I'm scarred for life. He's like, holy shit. And some of the other guys were paying attention.

They all saw it. They're i said why would i make that shit up they're like man that's just wrong why you know it's just not you don't wear that for your significant other male or female it's fine i don't maybe finds it comfortable apparently i don't know sometimes um the thongs are definitely made uh with more of a a pocket or a pouch in the front so you might get more support from a thong Thank you very much. And sometimes the thongs are definitely made with more of a pocket or a pouch in the front. So you might get more support from a thong than you would from... That's all right.

It doesn't matter. I'm just saying. Maybe that's it. Maybe he thinks it's sexy. He's wearing it for his girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever. Whatever. I don't know. Yeah. I'm not thinking it. Yeah. Yeah. For every day where I'm... I have no ass. So it would just look like a fucking piece of string hanging down or a piece of material hanging down a wall, you know? No ass. Down a wall? You're trying to say your ass is as flat as a wall? Pretty much. It's not that bad. Almost. It used to be round round What happened?

It used to be Old age I can't say You gotta climb more steps Because I know you climb A lot of steps Every day So I don't get that You're actually Well it doesn't matter What happened I could get a round ass Again I'm still Not wearing a thong No I would not I would not think so I would not think so Even if you said to me I'd suck your dick Every day Three times a day If you wear a thong I'd run right out No no Run around Thank you.

not think so i would not think so even if you said to me i'd suck your dick every day three times a day if you wear a thong i'd run right out and no no run around buy one i didn't say that i might buy one i wouldn't wear it but it's like look i got it suck oh you know because i know if i was wearing one you'd be like i have no urge now for sex sorry i'm trying to think like what my playmates wear Here we go. You'd be like, I have no urge now for sex. I'm trying to think like what my playmates wear. There is, um, there is the, the one guy who's half my age. Narrow that down.

Well, um, his name starts with an L. He stole a question mark. Okay. So you've narrowed it down to one third. Okay third okay never mind but he always wears a brief style but they're always like a little more of the sexy side like he had one that was made by um uh some designer who the fuck was it whatever it doesn't matter but it had like most of them wear boxer briefs most of them were boxer briefs i mean majority of the guys that you know i've play with are boxer briefs guys. But these people are in the swing lifestyle, but they're not like into the parties and fetish.

So their stuff is a little more reserved. Yeah. Yeah, the boxer briefs, like back when I did land surveying and I walked a lot. During the summer, I would get kind of like chafing. So I could see that would help with that. Yeah, a lot of times the fabric is, I keep saying the lycra, but a lot of times it's a wicking material. So it wicks the sweat away from your body, which is kind of nice. So it might have like vented panels or whatever. What do you want your ideal underwear to see a man in is? Because you actually enjoy that, and you enjoy unwrapping the package. Yeah, I do.

The one gentleman I'm talking about, he wore a brief style, but it was slightly lower on his hips. It was really very sexy. But it was a brief style. It just had the manufacturer's name, you know. I forget who it was. It doesn't matter, you know. Okay. I thought it was pretty sexy. You know, thongs, you know, that's just, unless you're a stripper, probably not. I would stay away from that. Or I do remember, do you remember, again, I think Victoria's Secret or probably Frederick's of Hollywood made them. They made these thongs for men.

Actually, they're G-strings with the elephant trunk, so you didn't go in there. I would like to see a man wear that and fill it out. That would be kind of fun. I've seen pictures online, unfortunately. Oh, have you? I've seen guys. You just want to make them go. Yeah, that's true.

That would be kind of fun i've seen pictures online unfortunately oh have you i've i've uh i've seen guys you just want to make them go yeah that's true that would be kind of fun that would be kind of fun that's part of the goal isn't it yeah yeah but i've never seen anybody wear one for me and actually do anything with it you know get it hard to make the trunk go up but that that would be kind of fun. Yeah. But, yeah, I think a lot. And now what do you think of Commando? Oh, that's a whole other. Now, you told me the history behind that.

I didn't realize there was a history, so you can take that away. Well, it just dealt with soldiers, you know, not wearing more than they have to because, again, with the weather conditions, and, again, having cloth so close to your body could cause irritation. You would think wearing those fatigues, those pants. But they're not tight on you. They're not the kind you wear that can see a pimple in your ass. They're wearing baggy.

And, ear and again so now you have underwear on let's say breeze which is like the navy I always thought the navy breeze are they boxers whatever I thought the army was boxers I think the military might do boxers I think the military does boxers anymore I'm not sure because again having it tight just would encourage more, um, sweating and well, yeah, the, the fungus and whatever, um, because it's close to the body and it's, you know, you're sweating. Yeah. Yeah. You get the whole jock itch and which is a fungal infection. Okay. So that's where commando came from. Yeah.

I was, I wasn't sure where that term came from. I just thought, well, commando is a different thing in general, but underwear commando is that. Okay. I'll see you next time. Bye-bye wasn't sure where that term came from. I just thought... Well, commando is a different thing in general, but underwear commando is that. Okay. Yeah, underwear commando is what I meant. Ah, interesting. Yeah, I used to, when I was younger, I used to go commando. Oh, we never mentioned spunk lube. Oh, geez. Because spunk lube doesn't do underwear. No. After you get off your underwear, you might need spunk lube.

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Doesn't break down, doesn't get sticky, doesn't get gummy, doesn't have an odor really, doesn't have a flavor so if you're given a blow job and you you know like me i go from uh you know insertion to blowing them again i don't want to taste necessarily the lubricant the strawberry taste doesn't stay yeah that ass the mouth thing all of a sudden tastes like a fertilized strawberry field not as attractive i just want the fertilizer, not the strawberries. Oh, that's just wrong. Well, that's what it would be because Spunk Gloop doesn't have any flavor. Yeah.

Actually, I make sure my butt is clean before I do anything. That's really not the part of the commercial for Spunk Gloop. Exactly. Anyway, no. Go to Spunk Gloop. Clear that up. Spunk Gloop. Spunk Gloop.com.com great product can't urge you enough if you are interested in uh lubricants uh if you use them or not this is a top quality uh lubricant that we stand 110 percent yeah it's great stuff it doesn't get sticky it doesn't um yeah it's water soluble water soluble well i'm not i i'm i have been using the hybrid so i have Thank you. It's sticky. It doesn't get gummy water-soluble.

Well, I'm not – I have been using the hybrid, so I have only – I've never really used the silicone one. That was the first one we used years ago. Was it? I thought we used the hybrid all along. Really? No. Ah, I stand corrected. I'm sitting right now, but okay. Yeah, whatever. But anyway, I want to thank everyone for listening. Yeah, is that what we're going with? Is we're ending the show? Yeah, we're at 50 minutes. Holy shit. I didn't think we could talk about underwear that long. Well, you did. Well, I want to talk about, you know, why I stopped going commando when I was younger.

Okay, go ahead. I have big pussy lips. There we go. We can close the show now. It gets caught on the seams of my pants. Okay. And it was uncomfortable. Yeah's you know disadvantages i mean yeah you know i thought it was cool you know but you know every time i had that that seam of my jeans mostly jeans jeans are like well you tend to wear your pants tight too not really yeah like if i went commando it wouldn't matter because my pants are always so loose and baggy so that's true but But mine seemed a little more snug, and that seam would ride up against my pussy lips.

And that's where button fly pants make more sense so you don't get your dick or skin. You get your, like, oh, what show is that? Oh, something about Mary. I saw, oh. Mary gets his dick skin caught in the zipper. Oh, dear God. Do I go up or go down? Do I go up or go down? We have a boiler. Yeah, that's terrible. It hurts. Oh. You do that once. I know when I would wear jeans and I wasn't wearing anything, I'd put my hand in there and zip them up. Because I have big lips. It's possible. Hang on. What are you doing?

You think you have big i mean you know you have big lips and it's possible hang on what are you doing you think you have big lips you don't really have big lips oh good i mean there's oh yeah i've been with girls with big lips what i mean when when all of a sudden i can't hear the music playing anymore then you know they're big lips well growing up i was you know all the girls you grew into the lips? Oh, that may be. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. But I always thought I had bigger lips. I guess on the spectrum, it's not as big as I thought. No.

But I had, you know, the dancers I worked with when I were stripping nude, they had smaller lips than me. I'm going by, like, when girls aren't aroused and their lips hang out. Yeah. Okay, that's big lips. Yeah, mine. Yours, you have to be really, really aroused. Yeah, I mean, they're there, but they're not, they don't hang down like they could. Yeah, no, like the other, when you were playing with that gentleman the other weekend, and you were on top of him, reverse cowgirl. Right. You know, he was doing you anal. Right, right. And your fucking lips were wide open.

I know the video yeah or at least one of one of them yeah maybe not that one there's another video he's doing anal my lips are like it does it looks like a freaking um clams on a half shell type of thing a roast beef sandwich you know it's like to me. But anyway. That's not a conclusion. Yeah. If you're someone who has bigger lips. Oh, yeah. I slide my hand in there, I zip them up because you don't want to get that caught. Don't want to get that caught. No. When you went testicles or something. No. Put your hand down there and zip it up. Well, just get button flies. Button flies.

You don't have to worry about them. Yeah. Definitely shave. Hell yeah. You get that fucking hair caught in there. Oh my God. You go and you turn and it's like rip. Oh, I didn't. Yeah. You're right. You're right. I didn't think about that. Since I've been shaving everything off for. A lot of years. A lot of years. It's. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Keep it trim. Protect it. Yeah. You're going to use a zipper. But button flies. Yeah, you've got to use a button to fly. It just makes a whole lot more sense. Yeah. All right. Well, I want to thank everyone for listening. Listen to us babble on about that.

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