What makes new playmates so special?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Good evening, everybody. This is Donna Lynn. And this is her wonderful husband. Getting right into that, aren't you? You're such an asshole. I thought it was going to be very nice, and oh, you're such an ass. Already. I'll just beat you to the punch. You are wonderful. I enjoy working with you and being with you. When I leave and go to work. Well, that's the best, is When I leave and go to work. Well, that's the best is when you leave and go to work. Yeah. So tonight's topic. Okay. I came up with this one the other day, driving home.

Oh, you're not concentrating on driving? You're too busy thinking? Nobody else does. Why the fuck should I? I've given up turn signals and brakes and stop signs. I've just said, fuck it. Yep, yep, just fuck it. I'm in a truck. Oh, when it's raining, don't use your lights because... Or turn signals, again. You know, nobody uses... So you're thinking about this driving the way home. Yeah, I came up with it. I'll use the term strange. Okay, strange sex.

Why is it that strange sex seems and by strange means playing with someone else why does strange sex always seem more I'll use the term special you get what I'm saying yes and I'm thinking of different... I mean, is it because your normal mate, everyday mate, it's just routine and everything else? And not that that's not special, but is it a matter of... I mean, again, I equate it to, like we talked about, people who are in the lifestyle who want to play, and we know a few people, they want to play one individual in particular. Right.

He tried to set up three dates a day, every day of the week. Good Lord. Which, if you ask me, probably made his wife feel like, well, who the fuck am I? Exactly. I agree. And we always said that we didn't play every week, every month, because if you eat filet mignon every day, it isn't special. I agree, I agree. Okay, so, and that's, I guess, where I'm getting at. What makes, when you have that filet mignon, and it might not even be filet mignon.

No, I think sometimes too, especially when I was not in a lifestyle and my relationship was becoming stagnant and I was beginning to wander to other guys and the strange sex. It was the taboo-ness of not being able to have that. Okay. So that made it more desirable because I wasn't allowed to have it. Okay, so even if the individual you're playing with is not necessarily better at it than your significant other. No, not necessarily. It still made it more erotic?

Again, when I wasn't in a a lifestyle the fact that it was on the down low and it was naughty and it's you know because i was cheating on my boyfriend at the time it made a lot more exciting i know i'm such a slut but you know but it was so much more exciting than regular sex now now maybe if he had been in the, which never would have happened because he was so possessive and jealous, and that's a whole other can of worms where we could delve into another day, it probably wouldn't have been quite as erotic for me because you and I, I mean, I'm allowed to do that, so I don't have that need to be like, I've got to have him.

Oh, my God, he's so hot. Sure. So I don't, that taboo, that excitement level isn't there. And I'm glad. I mean, I don't need that. Although it was exciting at the time. I think your new level of excitement with playing with others is, you know, you're teasing me. That's true, too. And you're on board with it. And don't have to sneak around and do all that other craziness that people who are cheating have to do. Yeah, but people who are, again, we won't get into the cheating aspect of things.

So what I'm saying is as a woman in the lifestyle, if you never played with somebody else again, would you short-changed no i mean you're you're happy sexually with me yeah that's what i tell you to your face okay yeah i'm absolutely happy when i go down on you the clothespin is i have allergies that's exactly what it Honey, i'm loving this this your pussies you're awful is that you spring up pubic hair that i don't have no it's the vomit that came up i threw it in my mouth threw it a little bit in your mouth? Is that what you did? No, don't mind this Lysol can. It's an aphrodisiac.

Lysol wipes. No, I would not feel like I'm missing something. Although it is a fun part of our lifestyle, of our lives. But again, I'm getting at the aspect of... So, Gentleman A. Okay. We arranged to meet him. Thank you. our lives but again i'm getting at the aspect of so gentleman a okay we we arranged to meet him okay okay there was a gentleman came by today so we went and met him at a at a bar and hung out for a little bit and then came back here and you had a play session with him yes i did now coming back you don't know i mean it happened to be he was pretty entertaining for you.

Oh, yeah, he was a lot of fun. But, okay, let's pretend he wasn't satisfying, entertaining, whatever terms you want to apply. Okay, so it still has a level of eroticism for you, though, right? Yes. Yes, it does. Is it a matter of a conquest? Is it a matter of just the aspect of teasing me? Is it a matter of just making another person feel special and good? What would you say is the erotic part for you, even if they're not necessarily satisfying for you?

the teasing aspect for you is a big one okay and nine times out of ten like sometimes the first time you play with them and we talked about this before may not might be a little rocky you may not have the orgasm that you want or whatever and and but they're a good guy so they you know you have them back the second time usually the second time is is much better, much, much better. But this time, right off the bat, I mean, I had a great time today. Yeah, no, I'm just using today as an... Well, it was a home run. About another example without the substance.

It's using that scenario, but not what actually happened. The specifics, I see. Yeah, I like the aspect of teasing you. I can't put my finger, so to speak, on an instance that would really nail down what I'm saying. Right. I mean, there has been a few, but I'm not, you know. Yeah, I see what you mean.

I love the what you mean yeah there has been a few times that guys don't concentrate on trying to um give you an orgasm right there's uh sometimes when guys have performance issues well it's a whole new thing for them i have to you know it can be very daunting with all the cameras and the lights and the this and the that you know so i get it so yeah i mean it's again yeah it's one of those kind of things that i like the aspect of like i said i'm teasing you um a lot of times with the guys i like seeing their excitement level and their excitement level gets my excitement level uh going and my motor running so and i don't have to have an orgasm i don't care about that like sometimes i get too involved and i i get too wrapped up and doing stuff to them and so i'll kind of like you know forget and if i have what i have when i don't i I don't, I don't.

That's okay. I had a, you know, I guess I still have a really good time. Sure. I mean, you and I are similar in that way, that we tend to be more giving and not worried, not really focused on us getting hours. Yeah, because I can, I can get mine tonight with you. So you will. Oh, is that a threat or a promise? Okay. It's a threatening promise. It's a threatening promise. So, yeah. I don't know what people who aren't in the lifestyle would make of this whole thing about the strange sex.

I mean, I can relate to it before I was in the lifestyle and but i was dissatisfied in my relationship that made me go and do the strange that's a different element though if if you're unhappy in your relationship then you're cheating you're not swinging exactly but it's that still strange sex that oh sure that i've aspect and i'm That's what i'm hooking into the strange sex i mean this might be completely off base but like i would compare i've made the statement um that you know apparently i'm a half decent cook um and i could have someone i'll make the simplest thing okay here's two of bread.

Here's three slices of bologna. Here's a slice of cheese. Here's a tablespoon of mustard. Okay. Make me a bologna sandwich. You know, put the mustard on both sides of the bread, put the bologna cheese. It will taste better if someone else makes it for me. If I have the same ingredients and I make it for myself, it's like, oh, it's okay. I wonder why that is.

Somehow somehow and i'm using a very simple analogy here um but if it was you know something more complex i mean right people tend to love my lasagna um if i did the same thing took all the ingredients right and put the ingredients um and i don't measure anything but if i put the ingredients out and i made it with all the same amounts and everything else someone else made it i guarantee I would like there's more you think so I don't measure anything, but if I put the ingredients out and I made it with all the same amounts and everything else, and someone else made it, I guarantee I would like theirs more.

You think so? I don't know why. Yeah, I don't know why that is either. Maybe because they made it? That doesn't make any sense. I guess I'll get back to what we were talking about. It's the same thing. As much as I enjoy us playing and everything, Right.

Somehow, you know as much as i enjoy us playing and everything right somehow you know when you're with someone else as much as i love you um it's really titillating that's what i'm getting at is uh and there's been times it hasn't been as satisfying oh yeah you know i mean as much as you give me credit for my oral skills, yours are right up there, you know. And I've had plenty of women that, no, you should give up trying to get oral. You really should. Do men a favor. Do men a favor. Stop using your teeth.

Put them back in oh man but anyway it's a weird thing that we sit there and it might not be as satisfying as what we have but it's something that we tend to enjoy more. And why is that? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to get at is what makes that. The sex doesn't need to be as good, but it's just not with your significant other. So you're going to jump through hoops to enjoy it. And it's like, it wasn't as good, but I just wasn't with my wife. I don't know. I don't as good, but I just wasn't with my wife. Maybe that's it. You're just not with your wife.

It could just be standard sex. It doesn't have to be a fantasy. Well, whatever. I mean, is it that taboo aspect that you're doing this in front of your wife or husband? Is it a matter of you're not doing it in front of your husband or wife and they know? Is it a matter of your wife's joining in and helping? That's always fun. See, that I would find a lot more fun. And yeah, so would I. And it has been. It has been, yes. But, yeah, it was an interesting thing. What makes, because I don't get offended, as an example. Like, when you set up a play date with these guys. Right.

And there's times that you get kind of charged up. Oh, yeah. You know, or excited, whatever term you want to use, that's like, oh, I'm going to get to play with so-and-so. Yeah, the gentleman is an example that you did the video where you're upside down. Yes. Okay, you enjoy him. Oh, he's a ball of energy. He's half my age. Yeah, well, whatever. That doesn't hurt any. Yeah, that helps the energy level. Oh, yeah. But, you know, when you know he's coming over or the one guy who works in that condiment store, I'll put it that way. Oh, yes. Right, right. You get excited about him. Oh, yeah.

I mean, he's got skills. Yeah, he makes you come a lot and everything else.

But again, i you know he makes you come plenty of times and he's very attentive i'll put it that way yeah so is the other gentleman yes and there's a quite a few guys that are attentive yes that way i'm not selling anyone short exactly but um but i don't get because i understand this concept of the strange sex phenomenon exciting you know again because i'm also very secure in a relationship i want you to leave me um he's like please you talk to her last yeah please yeah she's yours um no backs i'm not giving your receipt so you can't return it um but uh yeah it's just that it's just odd to me it's like yeah it's you know i mean even like that one woman that you've made reference to um i gave a couple orgasms to a couple yeah two three the one he gave 56 orgasms to yeah that's a hoot come on that that charges.

The neat thing is... She came upstairs. Her hair is all... She looked like she was drunk. She could not walk. I don't think she had any bodily fluid. No, she looked like a wet dish rack. Her hair is all disheveled.

If she came anymore, she was going's gonna start coming blood i didn't think she had any bodily yeah she was sweating like a puddle she was literally a puddle that's another story for another day but come on that's hysterical that's cool i love it it worked but um you know and hearing as an example from their end when when i have discussions via email or texting with her husband, you know, how he says, oh, every time I mention your name, she quivers. She purrs. Yeah, purrs and stuff. You know, and again, he gets excited thinking about you. Right. Oh, yeah.

But yet they're very secure in their relationship. Exactly. You know, it's that, it's like Christmas. You get excited for it. It doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen every day, no. No, maybe that's it. And when it does, it makes it hopefully something special. Yeah, and especially if you can share that with your mate and you both can enjoy that experience to some degree. But you both have to be secure in your relationship and with yourself. Mostly with yourself, then second in your relationship. Oh, you think with yourself? Yes. Yes, with yourself first.

I am comfortable with myself that I'm doing the best I can in this. I mean, I can do better, but you won't argue that. Oh, yeah. Amen, brother. I saw your, I thought that was a Bible the other day, and you said, no, that's my list of shit you could do better. And War and Peace was actually shorter. But anyway. War and Peace was a short story compared to the book I'm writing. Bitch. Anyway, so, you know, you have to be confident in yourself that you treat your mate well, that you love your mate, your mate loves you.

I mean, and then that, like I said, that ties into you need to be comfortable in your relationship. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. That's what the swinging is. That's probably the... I mean, I make sure I don't overbeat you. I just beat you occasionally. Yes. Oh, yeah. The whole rule of thumb thing, you know, never beat me with a stick that's wider than your thumb.

I keep you in mind you have to know i know who's lost that's no i think actually it's the other way around what it has to be smaller than no you you beat me oh i beat you yeah i got 10 pictures of that i'm a battered husband oh i wanted to be stir-fried but you're you're battered instead no i think that security is the keystone in a relationship, especially in the swing lifestyle. If you don't have that keystone, you've got nothing. And we've said that before. If you're not securing a relationship, you don't have honesty, you don't have trust, you've got nothing. Sure.

So, I mean, those I don't have bourbon, I don't have anything. Yeah, that's true. Okay, you have honesty and trust and bourbon. And bourbon. Bourbon makes everything better. I'm having coffee tonight. First steps of it, you have a problem. I do have a problem. There's no alcohol content in coffee. I know. Wow, I'm so disappointed in you. I thought I knew you. I thought I could trust you. You thought you raised me better? No. Considering you're six years younger than me, that would be it. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's the problem. That gap is where I fell short. Yeah, I'm telling you.

Our relationship has fallen short because you're six years younger. So many things. Six years younger than me? Okay, that doesn't make any sense at all. Six years, six inches, whatever. Now we're going there. It's all falling short. It's all falling short. Six inches short, oh my God. Like my dad used to say, an inch more you'd be a king, an inch less you'd be a queen. I'm not even going to go there. That's my problem. But anyway, so that was a question I came up with when I was driving, or a topic, I guess that would be the better way of saying it. It's like, okay, what makes that special?

I still don't know. We still haven't gotten an answer to it. I mean, maybe because you don't get it every day. You don't get that kind of, you're not with that person every day. And each person, each new playmate I'm with has something different and special. Yeah. So we talked about it on the last show. I have these box of questions, these icebreaker type cards, okay? And purely at random, you just saw me take this card out. It ties exactly in to this topic. Get out. You saw me. Picked it at random. I just picked it at random. Okay, all right.

How many times do you want to be intimate each week? Now, this doesn't say with others. It doesn't say just with me. It's saying intimate. Oh, in general? I'm really good like every other day. I like to have a day of rest between them. I think I need a day of rest in between. Yeah, well, but, you know, like you said, we talked about that one guy that we know of that tries to set up... Oh, the three a day. He tries to set up, you know, he goes on, tries to get three a day. He doesn't get that. Yeah, he overbooks because, you know, it's like doctor's offices. I don't think he gets three a week.

I don't know. Whatever, I don't care. But, yeah, I mean... It's got to make his wife feel special. Oh, really special. But as far as, like, intimacy goes, I'm... Well, that guy was trying to hide the fact he's gay, so... That's just what we were surmising. Mister, I'm taking supplements and look how hard my dick is. I'm stroking it all the time. Anyway, with a slight lisp to his voice. Oh, stop. No, I'm straight, I swear to God. Look at this asshole, it's straight.

You have never seen a dick go in it, two but I'm straight I don't know what was going on there was certainly and I have no problem with gay people man own it here's a new one more and more now and I don't know why maybe people are more secure with themselves, which is great. I have no problem with it. I am 100% straight. I think we've made that clear many times. I'm going to keep driving that goddamn point down. But those who have other flavors that they like or think they might like, by all means, pursue them. I don't care. But own it, man.

I mean, I don't care but own it man and you know i mean you know i to deny yourself when you're an adult i am adamantly am not shy about this this is as political as i'll get this bullshit of trying to teach kids you know in second and first grade like oh you're gay no they don't know what gay is it's up to you know they should not be showing kids and stuff, you're gay. No, they don't know what gay is. You know, they should not be showing kids this stuff. You know, I mean, I didn't know about sex until I was like 23, 24. Yeah. And when did you get married? 30. See? You were not married at 30.

My first marriage, I got married at 30. No, 28. Yeah, I was going to say, you're... I was young, I was young. That's stupid. But, no, it's... You had your first child. My first child was at 30, yeah. Whatever. But, no, I mean, I think if you have... Actually, this is another topic I wanted to talk about, so this kind of blends into that. There are people, like we met a man recently that has fetishes or fantasies, I'm not sure which or how you want to describe them, that he has alluded to or told us that his wife has no idea about. Oh, yes. And I honestly think they're eating him up inside.

Now, for whatever reason, obviously we've never met his wife or anything else. No. But, you know, if you have desires, that might be a better word, that you want, whether I agree with them or not, it's another story. As long as everybody's of age, I don't care, but okay. And consenting. Mm-hmm. And consenting. Mostly consenting, too, with age. Yeah, that's got to suck. Mm-hmm. Well, he also said his wife just wasn't interested in sex in general. Well, every married guy you meet who wants to mess around, oh, I'm in a loveless marriage. Oh, yeah, that's a typical. Yeah.

Oh, she doesn't understand me, blah. Do you say that, too? Is that what you say? Not to your face. Oh, I'm not. Never when you're around. Oh, that's good. Okay. I'm sure you tell people, like, oh, my wife doesn't understand me. I'm in a loveless marriage. She's a fucking nun. Thank you very much Never when you're around. Oh, that's good. Okay. I'm sure you tell people like, oh, my wife doesn't understand me. I'm in a loveless marriage. She's a fucking nun. She doesn't put out. To me. I have videos of a show different. Not of me, you don't. You have no videos of you and I messing around.

I do not exist on film in either video or still. I thought we did once, but you're right. I don't think we do because you're always behind the camera. How clever is that that you should do that? I wouldn't want to see this. You keep telling me, can the room get darker? I said, I boarded up the windows. There's no outlets where we can even plug a light in. You're blindfolded. It's blindfolded.

You put sulfur in your eyes it still might see you but no that you have to live a life in whatever your desire is exactly whether it be you might be bisexual or gay or whatever the alphabet attached to all that shit is or you have desires of other things activities exactly like this gentleman one of the things he wants to do is be pegged exactly if you don't know what that is go look it up you're not going to go into explaining that i don't need to it to. It's not, you know. Not his cup of tea. No. No. But anyway, you know, if you have those desires, that's fine.

And if the fact is you cannot explore them with your mate, that's a shame. You're going to go elsewhere.'s a shame that's when strange sex comes in again I don't condone people cheating on their wives it works for me but that's a different story you're allowed but nobody else is you heard that I have that now, you have a revolving door. You can do whatever you want. I got an ultimate hall pass. An ultimate hall pass. I'm going to Vegas. So, or Hollywood. Where do they send them on? I don't even know. That was a stupid movie. It's like, really? It's not a movie.

No, it's a, I'm talking about the singing show. Like if they pass the audition. Oh, American Idol. I'm going to Hollywood.

Yeah, Americanllowood yeah american island oh i thought you meant the actual movie the whole place i'm like i've forgotten whatever it's a joke um but yeah so if you are if you listen to the show and you're doing something that or have desires that's probably the best word to use okay for something that you either a or too embarrassed to talk to your mate about you're like she's gonna go for that you know i really want to see that spatula in the kitchen in my ass handle first or spatula side first surprise me okay move on move on let's keep it a surprise makes it more special so much more special see that spaghetti strainer what i can do with a colander anyway um don't ask i the wounds are just healing.

So, but the, you know, I feel bad that you can't, how do I want to put this? I'm trying to be delicate, not offend people. Well, express your desires. You can't express them to your mate. You can't explore them. You can't talk about them with your mate. Don't get me wrong. You can't share them with your mate. I mean, we've talked about, I have a good friend, that his wife has never been with anyone but him. Ah, I've never, she's the only person I've ever known that that is a situation. And, you know, he has desires. He would love to see her in the lifestyle. And both with men and or women.

Exactly. And, you know, he has no real desires to necessarily be with another woman. He just, like, it's sort of our situation. I mean, he would play with other women, but. Yeah. Sure, why not? Yeah, he got the opportunity. Yeah, absolutely. But, you know, and he's talked to her about it briefly, and then, boy, he got cut off at the fucking knees. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. And, you know, and that could happen. I understand that. Thank you. And if their husband comes to him and, you know, honey, you always said Bob was a good looking guy. You're right. He is. He is.

How about we invite Bob over and let him fuck both of us? That would be a surprise. I was like, huh? What? Huh? You know, I mean, I've heard of men who've come out and told their significant other that they were either bi or they were gay. And it, you know, it devastated the woman. And I understand that because they weren't truthful in their relationship. Right, right. So I have something I've got to tell you. I'm sure you find Bob very good looking. Is that what you're going to tell me? I don't know. Mike. Oh, sorry. No.

So, yeah, so yeah i mean again my advice for what that's worse is you know we have to be true to yourself yeah that's number one short life is short you know you you owe yourself a quality of life um yeah and you don't want to fuck anybody else's life up either so it's a delicate balance it a delicate balance. It's like, do you be true to yourself and deny yourself a life, living a life of lies? Like, you know, back in the day when people were gay and they couldn't come out of the closet.

I mean, how many actors and actresses, we find out like 30 years later that, oh, so-and-so, you know he was gay back in the day? Well, years ago, you got... Oh, you got chastised. Yeah, chastised for it. Yeah, it you know it was brutal yeah you were banned and you know that was like that was like you had covid oh we're not gonna get political again we'll stop with that um leprosy yeah some other contagious disease but yeah i mean but then if you you do tell that person you're gonna end up devastating, and then your life is going to be hell anyway. So what do you do? What's the answer to that?

Get them drunk and then tell them. Yeah, that's that word. Then they go, Did I? Well, if I told you, what did you say? I'd say you're fucking crazy. Well, no, I didn't fucking tell you that. Oh, yeah. You're drunk. I was kidding around with you. I was joking. Now, if you say, you think I said what? You know, I thought you said you wanted a baseball bat in your ass. Well, what do you think about that? What would you have said if I said that? Well, I'd say, fuck yeah, man. Let's go to the fucking Dick's Sporting Goods. What do you think it's called Dick's for? Let's go. Yeah, there you go.

Let's go. I'm going to steal're sober. Or What do you know? True. You're drinking coffee. I like coffee. I do too, but that's a morning thing. When you wake up hungover. It's 7.30 in the morning someplace. Yeah, probably fucking Korea. Somewhere.

Yeah, nothing with korea either you know but anyway um all right one more quick question i hear that we'll wrap this bad boy up i found that one question we looked for put it back in the deck and i couldn't find it this one's a little complex uh-oh okay i have no answer for this one oh no answers for any of them are you kidding me i have answers they're just not good ones describe something you'd hate to do for real yes let me do it again so you're not panting over this describe something you like hate to do for real but find kinky to think about oh yeah come on this is a great one go ahead i i don't you know i i'm trying to think i mean there's plenty of things i hate for real but nothing i would like well i wouldn't say hate for real well that's the question well wait a minute it's a modification that my ultimate fantasy was um you know the movie kiss the girls where they're taken captive i would not want that to happen to me for real but in my mind my captor is very you know well he's very good looking and he needs to become i want to be his captive i want to be that kept woman and and in fact i don't want to you're describing me oh absolutely who else who else but in my my fantasy it's still me restrained and and be forced to give still me of course it's still you stop me ruining my fantasy you don't shut up Wait a minute, wait, if I'm in your fantasy, how would I have a room?

you stop me ruining my fantasy you don't shut up wait if i'm in your fantasy okay go ahead but now where was i okay my fantasy like the restraint is not brutal it's not horrible it's actually very enjoyable and tantalizing and titillating and i have orgasms and i want to be restrained i want to be as captive but for that to happen in real life fuck no that's ridiculous i'd be terrible and horrible but see what i mean okay but in my fantasy it's very alluring and titillating that's why there's um i won't say rape fantasies because that also there are there who have those but i don't know which side of the aisle there when I aisle they're on.

Well, how can it be rape if you fantasize about it? I don't know who's fantasizing. Is it the man fantasizing about a rape fantasy, or is it the woman? Or the victim? Let's not even go man and woman. Is there a victim, or is there a subject? Well, that's the breakdown.

If you were so inclined to have a rape fantasy if you're the woman right is it are you a victim or are you a subject subject because it's a fantasy you're not really being brutalized per se well yeah fantasy but now if you're the male potentially and you have this fantasy you're going to brutalize someone who technically might not be willing to be part participant exactly again we don't condone any of that no no horrible thing um i actually think people who get raped should be castrated and by that i mean who get raped or who rape who rape okay put their balls on a fucking stump with a hatchet and take them the fuck off and if you miss and take the whole thing so be it but I'm not a violent person no not at all not even a little bit so that's what I'm talking about with this particular subject I always call it the kiss the girl because of the movie and the James Patterson book it was all from that whole thing where these women are taken captive Here we go.

I always call it the kiss the girl because of the movie and the James Patterson book. It was all from that whole thing where these women are taken captive and held. The way you've described it to me in the past was that you were being held captive and forced to give and receive pleasure. So it wasn't a forceful thing per se. No, it was more like I was being seduced. Yeah. Which is different. Yeah. Thank you. a forceful thing, per se. No, it was more like I was being seduced. Yeah. Which is different. Yeah. In my fantasy, the seduction was very much, it was something I very much wanted.

So that was fine. It was something I looked forward to. It was something that I also, I knew he was going to be seducing me, but I also was going to be seducing him but i also is me seducing him because i know i'm such a dirty girl it's always a fun fantasy i got my yeah and the orgasms i got because that fantasy were like incredible so yeah there are other fantasies i have like that that in real life would not be great but in my fantasy because fantasies are usually better than reality anyway are great. You don't have any like that at all? Uh-uh. No.

I mean in all honesty I've You've told me some like crazy dreams and stuff that you've had but Yeah, but they all involve you. Well, it doesn't matter. I mean it's Thank you. Well, it doesn't matter. I mean, it's... But, yeah, the dreams I have and stuff are kind of... They're not like things I would hate to do. That was the question. Is there something you'd hate to do? There's nothing I would hate to do. Right. There's plenty of things I would like to do. Exactly. I see that. Okay, yeah. There's nothing I would hate to do that I would actually find kinky or entertaining sexually.

I think the other fantasy I have that would be I would not like in reality is... Sounds like you're going to start a Dr. Seuss thing. I know. I would not like a fist in my ass. I would not like a kick in the ass so no remember the other paintings they have i'm i'm in an insane asylum type of a thing and i'm again i'm just saying basic yeah same press fantasy just slightly different atmosphere different different um, that's all. And the orderlies come in, and usually they're very good-looking guys. Yeah, they're very nice-looking. But instead of black pants, I got white pants. Whatever.

They're orderlies. Yeah, orderlies. And they end up seducing me as a patient. So that's... He just took my fantasy and just made it cheap and horrible. as a patient. You just took my fantasy and you just made it cheap and horrible. You made it to a freaking disco. Stop. That's terrible. See, you just cheapened my fantasy. I'm going to change my fantasy. I'm not going to tell you anything about it. That's it. Nope, nope. I'm not telling you about my fantasies anymore. Nope, never again. Obviously, I don't have me in them. No? Yeah, the fantasies, you're not there. That could be it.

That's probably it. That could be it. I wonder if I have any other fantasies that are like that.

No, it's just the whole, those two are the biggest biggest but in real life they would not be good yeah but the fantasy is very exciting for me yeah i i don't um i'm not a person that you know again i don't know if i've ever talked about it on this podcast or not about you know i was abused heavily as a child so i don't find right those kind of things abuse i'll call it that it's not really being being uh flogged or whipped or any of that stuff i don't find it i associate you hit me or hurt me i'm going to fuck you up so to me that's not a fantasy i I mean, I would hate hit like that and i don't find it fucking kinky so yeah that no one avoids that aspect and um yeah no i mean i've done a bunch of shit already so like fantasies i've had right have pretty much been fulfilled so you get into your mental game and you get into that aspect those those fantasies is totally different than we're talking about here are are they something you could act out are they something that I mean good battery my fantasies that I have and I share with you are generally about you.

They're not me. It's not like me with six women. It's not me. It's not with the... You know, no, they're... The Swedish bikiniini team or something i've done them all right twice in one day but no i i don't um i don't have fantasies for me anymore again and i i look at things different being with everything i've done um like if i look at a photo or video i critique it from a photographer or videographer's point of view so i don't Thank you. With everything I've done, like if I look at a photo or a video, I critique it from a photographer or videographer's point of view.

Yeah, you've got to ruin porn. So I don't look at things in the same manner that everybody else does. It's hard for me to watch a video and find it erotic because I critique it. Even my own stuff, you know. Yeah, when when we watch movies you're critiquing them yeah just regular i mean i'm just talking about like regular you know yeah shoot them up movies you know just you know action thrillers nothing erotic at all and you're like i don't know about that lighting you know the way they lit it to make it look like that is totally wrong. I'm like, oh, just watch the fucking movie and shut up.

Just watch the movie. Watch the movie. It's all coming out now. Yeah, it is. We're watching movies and you're critiquing them. Just enjoy the movie. Just enjoy it. I was, don't know. No, I don't now. I thought I knew you. I don't know you. Where's the woman I thought I loved? I'm going back to my ex. Good luck with that. She'd take me back in a heartbeat. You knew that. That would be a hell for me, but she would take me back. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, it wouldn't be good all the way around. That would be just terrible. No, I'd take my own life at that point. That's terrible.

I could get back all the money I paid during the divorce. Yeah, well, would that be worth it? I could make it look like an accident. No. Honest. It was the worst suicide I've ever seen. 38 shots to the head. I don't know. She reloaded a few times. I don't know what happened. It's awful. It was horrible. She's a bad shot. You know, I mean, after she blew the center of her head out, she just kept firing. I don't know. So determined. I don't condone that.

I'm making a joke's a bad joke but when very bad you haven't been where i've been in poor taste yes uh but anyway so um again if you've stayed this far into the show i'm sorry um but uh follow uh donna stuff at uh hot wife donna lynn dot hot wifeedonnalyn.com is the link to all of the platforms. You can get to see everything. All the platforms I'm on. If you want to go to the podcast website, if you're getting this podcast through your various podcast outlets, the website for the podcast, which is hotwifepodcast.online, and you can email us.

If you have ideas or things, you can email us at hotwifepodcast.online and you can email us if you have ideas or things you can email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com so yeah look forward to hearing from anybody's ideas yeah we hear from a couple people one guy critiques the show says he likes it but it's a critique I keep telling him you gotta call him you gotta call him,'s great, because he's been in the lifestyle. He's an older guy. I can tell you a thousand times. We haven't talked about it before. Yeah, it's cool. I'd like to hear his input.

I just got, through one of the websites, a new club opened up down in Delaware. We're in Pennsylvania. So I reached back out to the owner, and hopefully he'll get back back to me about maybe we'll have him call into the show and we'll talk about his club and what's going on with it. You said this is a BDSM club? I believe so. That's what I was about to believe. See, that's interesting because I'm always fascinated by that. A little bit. Yeah, it's fine. I'm not. Obviously I just talked about that. I know. And then again, that's what we would have fun talking to him about.

that would be fun you know i would like that yeah i'll have to get the sound effects i can hit with a so yeah i think i can get one of those off your videos um so but uh again yeah the flogging video probably you could get would you think that would be, I think that's where it would be a flogging video when I got flogged. Who would have ever thought the sound of a whip on a flogging video? I would never have even begun to look there. Uh, I don't think you would have, because the sounds are totally different.

I was going to go, I was going to go to one of the shower videos and see if there was, oh, no, what sound in the shower? I don't know why. You don't know that. Depends on you don't know that depends on what I think I shot the fucking video not necessarily Mr. Smartian closest thing it would be is someone give you a rat tail in the shower and that would be you as well okay then I would know where the sound effect was wouldn't I anyway I want to thank you all for listening and again thank you for the growing numbers on the show. We really appreciate that.

I'm not sure why you listen, but we're glad you do. Oh, my God. You make me laugh. You're such a jerk. And my zipper's up. You figure that one out. I don't know what to tell you. Well, you know what's coming if I take my zipper down. I will. No, I'm not even going to go there. Stop that. That's my problem. That's my point. Yeah, that's the sound of a baby. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, so I will talk to you all the next show. I hope you'll have a great night. Bye-bye. We'll see you next time.