What makes a Sexy Person?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Good evening, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast i know i already said that but and vince i'm here with my wonderful husband i know i'm starting already are we okay i i just walk in the door and he's already like giving me golf you know if i wanted this shit i have stayed at my job. You got married, right? Yeah. Don't you remember the one line? Oh, yeah, the vows. You will take off from your husband. You don't remember that? I do. I added that in there. Of course, of course he did. It's part of the vows.

Yeah. The part you would refuse to read was like, she'd get a blowjob every night. Just read that part. I don't know. Aw. It's okay. Feeling lonely. Are you feeling lonely? Again, I'm married, right? Okay. So anyway, so tonight's topic is what makes a person sexy? Yes.

And again, I put in the description for the show that, you know, everyone can think, well, think well they got to be good looking oh they got to have a great body and muscles or whatever and you know oh they got to be vince um yes what was the laughing about there i didn't appreciate that that was a chuckle okay what i'm chuckling about i wasn't laughing at you dear yeah not at all You're so full of shit. Anyway, you know, the stereotypical... Mm-hmm.

i wasn't chuckling about i wasn't laughing at you dear yeah not at all you're so full of shit anyway um you know they're the stereotypical what makes someone sexy you know is is you know yeah they're people i think when we were younger that was our kind of definition sure it's like oh my god that that girl, she's beautiful. She's got a great body. That was the gauge. Her hair. I mean, hell, Jennifer Aniston during, not that she's not an attractive woman and stuff, but like during Friends, everybody was all gaga over her fucking hair. I don't know. But whatever.

I'm just saying, you know, I mean, we all have things, elements of people that we're drawn to. Like, I'm a legs and ass man. Sure. Okay. And I'm not saying that isn't something that's sexy, but does that make the person sexy? Well, no. Are we going to define what makes the person sexy? Well, we're going to define our definition. Right. By no means are we, like I put the description, we're not authorities. We're not authorities. Goddamn thing, yeah. We're just sitting here drinking alcohol, talking on a podcast. We're just talking out our ass. That's fine. I'm sitting on my ass. Okay. Cheers.

Anyway, so what would you say is one of the first things you notice about someone that makes you feel they're sexy? It's kind of ambiguous, but a spark for life. Hang on, let me get on the computer here and look up. How do you spell ambiguous? Shut up. Is it two Zs or one seven?

I think it has a seven in it oh there's a seven oh yeah here it is no it's it's something that's kind of i know what it is yeah i mean it's my definition is not something that's well formed it's usually something that somebody has like a there's a certain spark and unless you like start conversing with that person and you not even see that spark visually they might may you may not even see it but when you start talking to them you start seeing they have a zest for life or a lust for life and that lust that desire comes through and their personality and how they talk and how they carry themselves that is what i that is what i find sexy and that could be in anybody yeah no and back when i was doing photography and you know i've shot all sorts of women um or let me put i photographed right all sorts of women yeah shape sizes shot no one they'll never find those bodies anyway um just don't look at that fresh dirt pile in the backyard.

Anyway, I always said sexuality and sexiness is what you exude. Exactly. I don't think it's anything necessarily. I mean, I've seen larger women. That's exactly what I was thinking of. Larger women that normally, I will put it this way, most people might not be attracted to. Right. But they have an essence, the way they carry themselves. Mm-hmm. Again, I agree with you, they're like there's zest for life. Mm-hmm. That makes them very sexy. It was that one heavy set woman. Yeah, we don't have to get into particulars, but yeah. Yeah, well, we went to lunch with her.

Well, you have to back it up what this was about. Oh, she wanted pictures taken. She was a woman that was over 300 pounds. Yeah, she was. She openly admitted she was over 300 pounds. Yeah, we met her on a swing lifestyle type website, and she wanted pictures, and she said, hey, I know I'm not your type. She doesn't need a website? Go ahead. Not necessarily, but she's like, hey, I know I'm not your type exactly, but I really looked at some pictures taken. And so we met her in a public place, and lunch turned out to be a couple hours long. Well, yeah, we met her for coffee.

And then we went a couple doors down and had lunch. Yeah, and it just kept... And then we actually invited her back to the house to hang out and talk about what kind of shoot she wanted. And she was articulate and funny. And, I mean, she was just a joy to hang with. She really was. And, you know, and actually that night, we didn't do photos or anything. We just had a lot of fun hanging out with her and talking with her. Right. And then invited her back the next night to do the photo shoot. And again, she came over and we started hanging out and chatting and stuff like that.

We went to the hot tub the second night. Yeah, we were in the hot tub. Hot tub the second night. And again, and then basically I realized we were, it's like the night was getting away from us. Right, exactly. And I had said, you know, hey, let's go do the photo shoot. Right. So we had done the photo shoot. She liked what I shot of her. Yeah, you did some really beautiful things. And then somehow one thing led to another and the three of us had some fun. Yeah, it kind of worked out that way. So you can never, I hate to use the old adage, you can't judge a book by its cover.

And you can't until you get to like really talk to somebody and see what they're all about. You could be missing someone who's really pretty special if you just go by, know outward appearance sure yeah i do honestly believe it's what you exude oh absolutely you know you if a person has um a self-confidence level without being cocky exactly i have confidence i was just thinking that confidence is definitely a big thing one of the other things for me and i've said this again, you've heard it a thousand times, I was just thinking that confidence is definitely a big thing.

One of the other things for me, and I've said this, again, you've heard it a thousand times, I think, especially for women, for me, because I'm not attracted to anything other than women, their eyes. Again, regardless of what the rest looks like, if a woman has eyes that either look through your soul or just look like, you know, why am I not sexy to you? We're married, right? Oh, yeah. Damn it. Okay, I was waiting for the next thing of why I'm not getting blowjobs every single day. You told me the first day that ends in Z. And I'm waiting for that day. It will come.

I'm allowed to print my own calendar. Nope. Mondays, Tuesdays. Okay. Anyway. But, yeah, I mean, physical characteristics. Honestly, they, you know, and that's what we all base relationships on, I think. You first go after someone because they're physically attractive to you. Oh, most of our relationships started that way, yes. Except for me. Except for you. Did not start that way. Yeah, obvious. Anyway. Yeah, but that made a whole big difference in our relationship, too. Sure. Once I got to know you and I found your sense of humor and you became my best bud, you became very sexy to me.

It didn't happen right away. 32 years later. Well, you know, I... I had to wear it down. That's what it was. I had to wait for the roofies that kicked in. Is that what it is? Something like that. Yeah, something... Yeah, I mean, it took a little while. Now, would you say if someone has a kind heart, let's say I'm making up a situation. Okay. If you work, let's say you work hypothetically with somebody. You work from home, so it would be me, but we're not talking about me. Let's say you work with someone and there's this individual. It's a relevant man or woman. Right.

But you see them like they're always thinking of others. And they might be, let's say, remotely physically attractive. Okay. Okay? Not necessarily a head turner, but not a... Not the elephant man. Yeah, not the one making you head to the trash can to dry heave. But you see them like doing nice things for other people. They're always being nice. You know, like, you know, like good morning. So I was like, Hey, how, you know, I mean, just someone that is something very positive and very giving. That's very sexy.

I think it makes you feel like it it kind of endures your heart to them so that could be translated sexually as being sexy to some form sure why not yeah yeah i think i think there's a lot more to than just the physical aspect of what makes a person sexy in fact most, most of the most really attractive people I don't find sexy. I mean, the first blush you do, then you start to know them. You're like, oh, man, they're such a jerk. And this is not true in every case. No, it's not true in every case.

But what I'm going to say is, again, there's people I've worked with, some women I've worked with that were very physically attractive across the board. You know, great little bodies and faces and everything else, but they generally know it. And if they don't feel you fit into that pretty person's club, they don't have, they don't even, they don't even try to be nice to you. Not all of these people. Right. But I've worked with some. Right. Okay. And which obviously makes them, no matter how physically attractive they might be, it makes them very unattractive. Yep. Very ugly. I agree.

You know, and that's, I've seen that a lot, not in all cases again, but the people that are the quote unquote stereotypical attractive people, I'll see you next time. I've seen that a lot, not in all cases again, but to people that are the quote-unquote stereotypical attractive people, their personalities and their ego make them very unattractive. Then they want to know, I can't get dates. That's because you're an asshole. Yep, let's go with that.

And we've played with, or I have played with played with you know people that were not necessarily the greatest looking people but i had a lot of fun with them why did you look at me when you said that i'm sorry i'll look away then and and i had a lot of fun with these people because they were really sexually motivated i mean you know we had a lot of fun. So I... Yeah. And there's, obviously I won't use names or anything else. We've talked about one of your more recent playmates. There's been a couple of playmates actually that are a little, they're attractive.

One guy is no longer a playmate okay um and all he could kept doing is talking about how big his unit was oh yeah i mean that was the topic of conversation before during and after and it's just like we got the memo buddy get over it you know is this and then becomes there's not more to you than that there's nothing to you nothing to you here's a hint when your dick is the biggest thing about you that means you're a big dick a big dick when you have a big dick and that's all there is yeah you're a big you're just a big dick so yeah so we just kind of cut him loose it was just yeah but there's another he's generally a great guy but he walks there's another guy i'm talking about okay there's another guy who walks the borderline of a little too much ego yeah do you know i'm talking about i'm not sure okay but usually they're pretty, they're pretty good.

So no, but he's a good guy. He's a nice guy. He treats you well and everything else. But no, again, the way I'm looking at the situation versus the way you're looking at it, you know, um, no, he's acceptable, but it wouldn't take too many more notches on the switch to go, nah, he's getting too much ego. Certainly, he is younger. I know who you're talking about. He's half your age. Half my age. He's actually less than half. He's more than half. More than half. Just a little bit more than half. Yeah.

But yeah, I think youth has a lot to to do with that that they're still feeling that you know they're well it's kind of stroked her ego here's a woman that could be my mom i think actually i'm probably older than his mom well probably but you're not old enough to be his grandmother no he's like 30 31 31 yeah yeah and know, so. A generation is 20 years. You'd have to be, you know, as a grandmother, you would have to have his mom at 15, and she would have to have him at 15. Yeah, that's not happening. Well, in some areas of the world, that happens. But not in this world.

We don't live in West Virginia. Sorry, West Virginians. Just a joke. Yeah. Not doing that not doing that yeah no you wouldn't have done it because you're not his mother that's well that's true too but no i'm he's that doesn't bother me no just i think he's just excitable yeah i think you know what if i was getting invited back every couple weeks or so by a beautiful mature woman you know what, my ego would go up a little bit. I guess I could see that, sure, why not? See that's again, one of the things I find unsexy about people is too much ego.

You don't have to have ego, you have to have confidence.

And there's a difference, there's a difference i agree with confidence you're not boasting no you just smile and just be a nice person if you're confident you're you're more comfortable in your skin and sometimes ego you're trying to you have to tell everybody about your skin exactly yeah i think you're overcompensating for things maybe there's a there's a lot of psychological things at play there that i don't want to get into i'm not a psychologist don't even play one on tv nope but it's sort of there's that one guy i know from the cigar shop okay he has to tell you what a great guy he is oh yeah oh my god i am such a great guy aren't i a great guy vince no yeah If they're telling you they're a great person, watch out.

They're not. Yeah, I mean, that'd be like after having sex. Wasn't I great? Was I not the best sex you had? When you said the whole best sex you ever had, it was like when I was still dancing at that one club and the one guy was like, you know, you want to take me to the... Well, you can tell that story. It doesn't raise the topic, but it's an interesting story. It's a great story. It's my favorite I don you know, there's a whole lot of thing. Now, at the time, you were 40? I was probably 43. Well, 40, so whatever. Okay. And I don't even know if we were married yet.

Nope, we were living together. We were just living together. And he said, yeah, I said, I had a boyfriend, blah. And he goes, yeah, you know. He goes, oh, why don't you just leave him and, you know, come out with me. I'll be the best sex you ever had. I'm like, well, let's do a couch dance. I want to test drive you. Okay, couch dances were four minutes long. He came within. Well, you don't get to the conclusion. Okay. You're telling the punchline before you tell the joke. Oh, Jesus. All right. When you gave a couch dance, there was no, you didn't. I thought that. You had your bottoms on.

You might have been topless, but you had your bottoms on. Yeah, you just grind on them. It's a couch dance. We're not fucking them. You need to tell. Oh, that's true. People are going to, you got to paint the picture. So I'm grinding on him within two minutes. And his pants were on. He's wearing denim. Yeah, wearing jeans and wasn't wearing like, you know, some guys. And you were not stroking him on top of his pants? Nope. My hands were. Never left your arms. Never left my arms. They're probably on his shoulders or whatever. I never, you're not allowed to do that.

So whatever I was doing, I was doing with my. A dry grind. Yep, I was just grinding on him and he came within about, well, less than the four minutes for sure. Probably closer to two minutes. Best sex, huh? Yeah, best sex. He didn't even get it out of his fucking pants. Yep. Amazing. That's too much ego. Yeah, that's way too much ego. But that makes it unsexy. That was unsexy to me.

That why i tell women i am so gonna disappoint you i know what i live up to it you said the bar so low that i can't disappoint them yeah you can't i've already done it and you come in there saying that yep i come yeah that was uh that was interesting that sure. Yeah, again, so full of ego. And that's what made him unsexy. He just wasn't, you know, the more he boasted about how great he was, the less interested I became. Yeah. So, hint, hint, don't boast. Unattractive. I find it unattractive. I don't get women coming to me, oh, I'm going to fuck your brains out.

Any woman who wants to try it, I will. I will oblige them, right? I will do my best to help you out. Hint is I don't have a lot of brains, but I'll take whatever you're giving me. You can try to fuck them out all you want. Before we continue, give out the website where people can see all the places they can see you and talk to you and everything else. Yes, it's hotwifedonnalyn, all one word. People have been on the internet long enough now, you don't have to tell them that. No, no, all one word. There's no hyphens or underscores. Yeah, just hotwifedonnalyn.com. Yeah, hotwifedonnalyn.com.

Thank you. No, no. All one word. There's no hyphens or underscores. Yeah, just hotwifedonaldin.com I know what I'm saying. I'm sorry, I'm thinking about the podcast website. Okay, the podcast is different. It's hotwifepodcast.online And there's no underscore in that one, correct? Nope. I would tell you if there was. Trying to keep on Instagram things and all this and that. Yeah, I just started a Twitter account. No Elon Musk thing involved there. We're not going to talk about that. It's really irrelevant. And it's going to just be Hot Wife Podcast. At Hot Wife Podcast. Okay. On Twitter.

My damn dog. So, oops, hit the wrong button because I'm pissed off at him. So, but yeah, if you follow the, wow, my voice just went real high there, didn't it? Not really, no. Yeah. But, so, it's that on a tack. Yeah, so if you go to hotwifedonnalyn.com, but it's that on a tack. Yeah. So if you go to a hot wife, Donna Lynn.com, you can find all the, all the links to all the, so one of the other exciting news is next Wednesday show. We are going to try to go and we're going to start videotaping the show. Correct. And there is even the possibility to do a live webcam of it for free on OnlyFans.

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But, and then we're going to be recording the show. And that show will again be posted for free on OnlyFans and will be posted for free on Pornhub. Pornhub, sure. So you guys can see her. You won't see me. You don't need to see me. Aww. Donna doesn't want to see me. I never said that. Don't want to see me. Blind people don't want to see me. I give great personality though. That's important. That's what makes you sexy, see? Yeah. My personality. Well, again, that's kind of where we were getting at earlier with personality for people. It does. It does it for me.

Well, in all honesty, that's kind of what attracted you to me. Yeah, I agree. We were just friends. There was nothing there. Oh, wait, where are we talking about that? Are talking about my crotch there's nothing i never said that yeah between us there was we're just friends well you were married i had a boyfriend you know that that whole we were business partners we were business partners my marriage fell apart and my boyfriend was a douche bag so i kicked him and out. And I was homeless. After I left my wife, I was living in my car. And in the office and stuff.

Yeah, everywhere but someplace comfortable. Yeah, everywhere. That's true. And then we were doing a photo shoot one day, and we got drunk. Shmurring off ice. We got a case of them. The two of us polished off a case of speared off ice and oh there was alcohol involved let me just clarify there was alcohol involved every time we talk about that you always bring up makes me feel so good about myself i wouldn't have touched you if i hadn't drank half a case of smear it's been it's amazing how handsome he gets when you're blind drunk. Well, there you go. You said it, I didn't.

But we were always, we were telling each other, at least I know. I was telling each other things. We weren't telling our significant others. So like now, I don't, I mean. Shut up. I have no secrets, honey. Thank you. I know, I was telling each other things. We weren't telling our significant others. It's like now, I don't tell, I mean. Shut up. I have no secrets, honey. Yeah, okay, whatever. Answer this text. Call you later. She's here. Swallow, bitch. I was trying to swallow you doing that. I want to spit it out all over the place.

I made my boss spit out his coffee come out of his nose twice today. I'll tell you later. We can't talk about that. That wasn't bad. Irrelevant to what we're talking about. He's not sexy. Not when he's throwing it up to a trash can. Yeah, that's definitely not sexy. Not sexy. So, but, yeah, no, we started out as best friends. There was never any sexual tension. Nope. Not until the Shmiernoff Ice incident.

Well, but again, we were both free and clear of our significant others yeah i mean it was uh yeah my relationship just it crashed and burned it wasn't good it was not a good so yeah so i mean and uh again that was an incidence because of the relationship we had and i guess maybe without you know my little subliminal thing i guess when i asked about if someone was like a real nice person and everything else would that make him attractive and it's kind And I guess maybe without, you know, my little subliminal thing, I guess, when I asked about if someone was like a real nice person and everything else, would that make them attractive?

And it's kind of, I guess, without thinking about it, which I do a lot, that I think is what made you attracted to me. I mean, I was attracted to you, one, for your personality, but two, here's this beautiful, you know, stripper with a, you know, an ass you could bounce quarters off of. And we got along phenomenally and, you know, all that went to hell. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, you know, the ass isn't what it used to be. Can I get my quarters back? It's going, oh, I'm kidding. You're an ass. But, yeah, you had a great sense of humor. You were always, like, very protective of me.

You always made sure that I was taken care of. You always were the big brother to me. You always had a protective aspect to me. You always made sure that I was okay. You do what I could. Yeah. Of course, you're 4'11". I'm 6'1".

It's kind of that little yeah you know it did that for all women though yeah i know but i found that got my share bar fights because some guy was picking on a girl or slapped a girl yeah i broke a few teeth not my own theirs yeah i was like you still got all mine yeah but uh yeah i found that very attractive and i found like your sense of humor because there are so many times you'd be driving and you'd say something like real like off the cuff and i'd end up spitting my whatever i had in my mouth out all over all over the car like coffee chicken pot pie chicken pot pie he made me laugh so hard we just went out to eat i had a pretty big meal and he made me laugh so hard i threw up threw going out to eat.

I had a pretty big meal, and he made me laugh so hard. I threw up. Threw up. My chicken pot pie, the carrots came out my nose. It wasn't pretty. It wasn't pretty. That was not sexy. That was not sexy, but it was funny. It was very funny. It was very funny, but it was not sexy. Even though I was throwing up and trying to clean up, I was still laughing. I was like, chicken pot pie. Yeah. Beautiful woman with vomit all over her faces. And she's so sober. That's not sexy. No, but it was funny. It was hysterical. It was not sexy. That just endeared me to you. I mean, how long ago was that?

You made me throw up. I love you. I love you so much. You made me laugh so... I love you, man. That's how hard I was laughing. That was funny. Well, if that's the case, then my store manager today should be in big love with me. Okay, he's definitely in love with you. Are you made me throw up, too? Twice. I told you. Well, he... Oh, he spit it out or vomited. Yeah, that didn't help when it's coming out his nose and everything else, and I said, swallow, bitch, and that didn't help. That didn't help, it's made it worse. Oh, man, that's the classic line there.

Yeah, so anyway, yeah, it's interesting.

But, yeah, I mean, again, if there's someone you find attractive and they're obtainable to you, by that I mean they're not married or whatever, you know, don't hesitate to let them know in a nice way because in today's workplace you've got to be careful what you say oh so careful you know um but again and don't don't worry about let's just say the person is not physically attractive to most people they might be to you because of they're attractive to you right um let's say the person has a little weight right missing the teeth missing hair stop looking at me like that i'm um but you know i'm just saying whatever if they're attractive and, you know, you have the means to approach them and let them know, even if they're not interested in you, just, if you can do it, I think, in a polite way.

It might be an ego boost, is that why? Well, you don't know. I mean, again, you already have no, if you want to ask someone out. I mean, but in today's environment, in the workplace, you can't know I mean again you already have no if you want to ask someone out I mean but in today's environment in the workplace you can't just go up to people and go hey you know I wanted to tell you you're very attractive and I'd love to take you out for dinner you gotta be careful next thing you know you're down in HR exactly you know you know I work from home I got called an HR twice this week. Yep.

I was harassing myself. I was sexually harassing myself. Oh, okay. And I wasn't there to watch. Nope. Damn. Is that why our expenditures on batteries have gone up? Something like that. I've got to start getting ones that are rechargeable. Rechargeable. Jesus Christ. I'm going to get you a Tesla vibrator. Oh, there you go. Elon Musk's next thing. There you go. High-end vibrators, you know, rechargeable vibrators. Well, I mean, the Honda generator would work. Well, that makes a lot of noise. Oh, that's true. Neighbors next door are like, oh, there's that Donna girl. She's at it again.

I was just running two minutes ago. I don't know. Do they not have electricity? Her husband's not home. Do they not have electricity? Did they not pay that bill again? I don't know. That dog's a pain in the ass, isn't he? So the dog is, the one dog is here protecting her. No, I don't know if he's protecting anything. Yeah, well, the absence of a brain. But, yeah, I mean, a lot of people, you know, again, I'm going to try not to break political lines here, but, you know, we've gotten to a point in this crazy fucked up world we're in right now where you can't tell someone they look nice.

Yeah, I agree. When I worked in corporate, I remember my one manager, he had lost like 40 pounds. And he was actually pretty cool, but I was like, you know, blah, blah, you know, so-and-so, you look really good since you've lost weight. Then, as I said, I was like, I hope you didn't take that the wrong way. He's like, no. But, of course, he left. In meetings every now and then, he dropped the F-bomb and looked at me, and I'm like, I'm not offended. Don't fucking worry about it, dick. You're not going to offend me, that That's for sure.

But I mean, even if you mean it in a polite way, let's say, let's pretend I'm in a workplace with women and the woman comes in wearing a nice dress. You know, wow, you look very nice today. And what's wrong with that? Yeah, what's wrong with that? That can be misconstrued. Yep. They're taking it and making it, oh my God, I felt threatened. Oh, God. Yeah, but you know what? Do women today feel when they don't get compliments because they're not allowed to? Do you sit there and go, I wonder if I looked good today? No one said anything. Yeah, seriously. I really like this dress.

I thought I looked really good in this dress. And nobody said anything about it. And no one said anything to me. Because I couldn't. Yeah. I don't know where to go with that. I don't even know what to say. Well, it's a fucked up environment. It's a fucked up world. Yeah, you can't give somebody a nice... People have abused it. Oh, I agree. People have abused it. I agree. But I'm saying, if you do it in a completely harmless manner and not like, you look good today. I like the way that dress makes your tits look. Really clings your ass. Yeah, really clings. Yeah, yeah.

That dress shows you how cold it is in here. Oh, that just turned me on. That's where people feel threatened. I get it. I mean, I said, I'm sorry, sister. I didn't mean it that way. That habit is very. Very form-fitting habit, yeah. Wait, the habit's what you're wearing in your head. Whatever the whole alf it's called, I don't know. Whatever, I don't care. It's irrelevant. Cassock is. Whatever. That's what you get buried in, isn't it? No, that's a. No, a cassock is what you wear. When I'm dead, I will. Never mind. Okay. Not a casket, a casket. The long robes.

Why can't they just give that whole ensemble one name? Why don't we have to break it down into... Well, I mean, we do it pants, socks. I get it, never mind. Shirt, blouse. Difference between a blouse and a shirt. A blouse is more frilly and female. When I think of blouse, I think of female, for me. Yeah. A shirt, masculine. Blouse, feminine. So it's the feminizing of a shirt that's the only difference. Yeah. If it's a woman's shirt, it's a blouse. If it's a woman's shirt, it's a blouse. If it's a man's shirt, it's a shirt. Sure. It's usually more poofy. I think a blouse is more frilly.

I don't know the answer I'm asking. I don't know. That's just my take on it. What does this have to do with being sexy? It doesn't. It's some place we're wandering off to. What's the difference between slacks and pants? Slacks are usually dress pants. That's what we're wandering off to. It's like, what's the difference between slacks and pants? Slacks are usually dress pants. Actually, it's an archaic term. Then why do we have the term dress pants? Well, slacks is just an archaic term. We don't have room in English language for all these extra words.

We're running out of space because they keep filling it up with new bullshit words, you know? Well, I know what to tell you. Like Uber. What the fuck's Uber mean? I know what it is, but like, where do you come up with these words? Why couldn't you just call it the Rideshare Company? Because Rideshare's already taken. Well, then we don't need another one, do we? Then that wouldn't be competition. See, there's Lyft, there's Uber, there's Rideshare, there's a bunch of different companies that do the same thing. Why get Lyft? That's a word you can use. I don't know.

Maybe, well, doesn't Uber in the German language just mean? I'm just confusing you. That's all I'm trying to do. No, I mean, doesn't Uber mean like in the German language mean like uber good, like more good? I am not in Germany. I wasn't unless ever to use, so I don't know where they came up with the term. Does it matter? It could be called anything. I guess you can call it doing it. Yeah. It doesn't mean anything to me. So why do we go up on this tangent anyway? I don't know. Just, I'm drinking. That's, you know. And that's fine with me. My mind wanders. Yes, it does. And I wonder too.

About my mind. About your mind. It's like, where the fuck does this come from? Like some of the things you come up with. So this weekend you had, the past weekend, you had a couple of dates. Ah, well, I had some play dates, yes. No, I meant the actual day numbers. I was like, well, yeah, I had the 24th, and we had the 25th. Someone threw the 26th in there, too. It was pretty fucked up. I actually went out anywhere. They just came over to play when you were away that one night. Oh, that was that one day. One day, yeah. The other gentleman came over a couple nights before I left. Before, yeah.

Before I left, yeah. And you... Had some fun. Yeah, I saw the video. I got to edit it. You can edit it. Yeah, you had some fun. Oh, yeah, I did. Oh, well, when you were here, you obviously saw that, but when you were away, we did it well. Yeah, I have to think of things like more like you said, when you edit it, you're like, yeah, your phone wasn't sitting around. I was like, ah, I have to remember that. Yeah, that's why I'm here. Now, next time I'll know. I'm the brains, you're the beauty. Well, like we were messing around too, like it fell too. Okay, whatever.

But yeah, so you had, again, two younger gentlemen. Yes, I did. Two separate younger gentlemen. Yep, yep. Being bad. Oh, being bad is good. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I had some fun. What I've seen, I enjoyed watching. Cool. Well, it matters. You know, and you have a date, two dates planned for this weekend. Yes, I do. Wow, look at you. I know. Slut that I am. Well, that's in it. Oh, you have begged me. Oh, please, be a baker. Be a baker. We don't need to really get into all that. Oh, come on, you like that. Yeah, well, you like yelling, fuck my little pussy, fuck my little pussy.

Uh-huh, I do like yelling that. I do. I get caught up in it and it's like, yeah, man, it's all good. That's all fun. Yeah. It's nice to get that little spark. Sure. You know, that spark is fun. Well, again, okay, let's get back to the topic of being sexy. Yeah. So with these younger guys showing their appreciation for you, that has to make you feel sexy. Thank you.

let's get back to the topic of being sexy so with these younger guys showing their appreciation for you that has to make you feel sexy it does guys text you some of your playmates text you like oh I'd love to see you again that's got to kind of put a spark up your ass as it were I wouldn't put it quite like that then they come over and put the fire hose up your ass put that spark out I don't know. I don't were? I wouldn't put it quite like that. Then they come over and put the fire hose up your ass. Put that spark out. Okay, if you put it that way, I guess they do.

Yeah, I did do some anal this weekend, didn't I? I guess. What I saw on the camera, yep. Yep, I sure did. I know. This week, I feel a little chafed. I don't know why. Wow. Some weekends it doesn't. Other weekends it's like, ooh, man, I was riding hard and wet. There you go. You were put away wet. Yeah, it definitely was, but it was definitely a lot of fun. And you can see, we haven't posted any of that on OnlyFans yet because of things you need to do to jump through hoops for OnlyFans. Yeah. But it's up on Pornhub. Didn't we try, didn't we? No. I thought we got to the other.

No, there's one aspect that the co-performers need to do that we neglected to do for the releases. They have to hold it up, hold the contract up. No, we didn't hold the contract. I thought we did. No, we didn't. I just told you we didn't do it. I just thought we did. Nope. Okay. But they're on Pornhub. The teasers, a couple-minute teaser of the fun is for free. Sure. You can watch. You get a good sense of what's going to happen, what's happened. But if you join the fan club at $14.99 a month, you get to see all of them unedited. I mean edited, but the full length. The full length, absolutely.

Yeah, most of them I know are at least a half hour long. Yeah, at least. Yeah. Better part of it. I know. I was there. That's why I'm walking a little funny the day after. Well, you know. Nothing wrong with that. No. Walking funny is just fine. Hey, there's plenty of women that would love to have a man that could last a half hour. Oh, yeah, well. I don't know.

nothing wrong with that walking funny is just fine there's plenty of women that would love to have a man that could last half hour like I said one friend of mine used to say his wife bitched how fast he came and he says listen honey I set the pace if you can't keep up that's not my problem that was not a problem this last time in, most of them were able to go two rounds. You have very few guys that last less than 15 minutes. Yeah, they're all pretty... I think half of them want to last longer, so they admit they'd put it off.

Oh, yeah, a lot of them are like, I jerked off earlier so it could last longer. I was like, that's fine. Either way, I mean, I'm okay with it. I mean, it's fine. You would like to get the full cum load done. I would like to get, that's where I was getting it. I like to get the full cum load. It's like, if you do that, then the cum load's not going to be as big. That one cum load you got, what day was that? Was that Sunday night? Sunday night.

Boy, that shit's stringing off your face oh yeah i remember it doused him good doused you i mean sorry yeah so should we share what we do with my with my one my best friend oh yeah we don't do it every time but yeah so he's so evil my best. My best friend is a great guy, his wife's a great woman, they have a great family, but the wife is gorgeous. She's a beautiful woman with a bang and a little body on her. But she is a germaphobe. So she has only been with my friend. She's never been with another man, according to him. Wow. He would love her to be with another man.

He would love her to, he would love to be the lifestyle. He would love her to be the lifestyle. He would kind of like to do the hot wife thing. Oh, he would love that. He would love to do the hot wife thing. Oh my God. He would love to see his wife with other man or men. And so anyway, so while we're recording some of these, every once in a while I'll text him and say, hey, is it okay to send you a couple pictures? And he'll sit there and go, thanks for telling me. Yes, now you can. And I also tell him, make sure you turn your sound off.

so i'll snap pictures as playtime is going on and text it to him and even little snippets of video so that's where the sound part is obviously and and you know i get back these texts are him like oh man come on damn Oh, this is how you're spending the night? Damn it, oh. That one threesome I was in earlier, he was showing me what he was saying. He went through all kinds of emotional upheaval. The one I like was like, oh, come on. Well, see, it's a double-edged sword for him because one, he wants his wife to do it. Right. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight is like, oh, come on.

Well, see, it's a double-edged sword for him because, one, he wants his wife to do it. Right. Two, he finds you attractive. But three, he's probably got his family around him, and he can't even jerk off. He's probably got a hard-on sitting there, and he can't do anything about it. You're a cruel friend. He can't even sneak away. His wife is like, what are you doing, honey? Nothing. Vince just sent me some pictures, that's all, nothing, nothing. Vince sent me a text, and I have to answer his questions. I'm just going to sit in the bathroom and do it, so I have a piece of quiet so I can think.

God, I hope he doesn't do that. I would say he probably does. I don't know for a fact i don't ask but you know oh my god you know where he tells his wife can we go upstairs please i want to work some things out work some things out i don't know if you're a good friend or a very bad friend. Jury's still out. That's all I can tell you. I'll buy him a cigar, he'll be happy. Yeah, here's a cigar for all the pictures I send you. Next time we shoot one of the cigar videos, we'll send him some of those. Hey, Graham, want a cigar? I'll be like, oh, no. here, you take that one back.

I don't know where it's going. He would smoke it, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, so, anyway. Oh, that's too funny. Oh, the torture you put him through, that is just. Well, I try. It's exceeding. Yeah, and I've even photographed his wife a few times naked. I remember. Yeah, there were pictures for him. Exactly. I mean, she would be so fun in the lifestyle. Oh, yeah. I can't believe, again, God bless her. I'm not saying it's wrong. I just find it, you know, someone that looks like she does, built like she is, and she's also a beautiful person. She's sexy all the way around.

Yeah, she has a nice personality, too. But has only ever had sex with him. It might be her upbringing. That's, you know, she married. Well, she is a good Catholic. She's a good Catholic. But let's look at the Catholic Church. Come on. You know? You know? These priests didn't marry the first little boy they... Never mind. Ah, mind. Sorry. Yeah, I went there. There's a line. I stepped over. You stepped right over. Right over. Do not pass code. Do not collect $200. I'm going straight to hell. I'll be sitting up front where it's warm.

That's like buying the first car you ever drove, and that's the only car you have. Forever. Well, yeah, forever. Forever. Dick, the rest of your life. Yeah, um... Now, there was a point when you went through your menopause and you had taken a cold break now. A little hiatus. You basically said, I don't ever need to mess around anymore. I'm done. I don't need to do that. Yeah, like my hormones are all... Now you're like, hey, can I invite these three different guys over this weekend? What happened to... I'm not complaining. I don't know. I'm just saying. Hormones rule you.

Hormones make you who you are. All I can say is the hormones were not flowing back then or different. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying it was just an interesting juxtaposition. And I'm happy for it. Oh, yeah. I'm much happier. Because I was sitting there thinking for a long time, and it's like, wow, she doesn't want sex with me or anyone, which is good. I'd rather you not want it with everyone and just have it with me. But you were, you know, there were times I went over two months. I don't know. doesn't want sex with me or anyone, which is good.

I'd rather you not want it with everyone and you just have it with me. But you were, you know, there were times I went over two months. Really? That long? I'm sorry. I just got tired of asking. I got tired of getting turned down. So I just didn't ask. And then eventually you would realize, like, wow, he's not talking to me. He's not smacking my ass anymore.

He's not, you know, can't take showers where i take showers wow oh wait honey it's been a while do you want to play around it's like yes sorry yeah that's it was it was not fun because you know what insects didn't feel good like like i told you about the whole 40 grit i didn't push it i mean i you and i had discussions about it and you made your stance clear and i wasn't i went to doctors and everything it was like i went to several doctors and all here's this suppository which said i fucked him nope that didn't feel good either i fucked that doctor i didn't feel good either let me try and fuck this uh whole practice or nope that didn't feel good either i just didn't work you know i saw a bunch of doctors it still doesn't feel good fucked a bunch of doctors it still doesn't feel good yeah but then it kind of like switched you know it, it kind of like...

Oh, yeah, 180. Yeah. And I'm grateful for it. Yeah, I cannot tell you what happened. I'm not complaining. I do not know what happened. I'm not complaining. It's just suddenly switched. Yeah, that's fine. All right. Well, we kind of covered the topic and then wandered off. Of course we do. We always do.

You know, I mean, I'm going to encourage you to look beyond the stereotypical things of sexiness on someone yeah look beyond the physical don't judge a book by a cover because you don't know what's going to be on those pages inside yeah um you know you might see somebody who's like not not quite as beautiful as you would like them to be and then you find out they are a fucking maniac in bed. You know, I mean, a whirlwind in bed. If you're at the beach and you see, you know, the stereotypical hot chick. Oh, it's always fun to look at that.

Don't get me wrong, the physical beauty is great as long as you know that there's never going to be anything. But when you're looking for someone to have in your life that you want to be sexy, there's a lot of avenues to look at. Yeah, yeah, there certainly are a lot of avenues. Well, when you're. Well, wait a minute. Are you looking for somebody to be a mate forever? Potentially, you would like to think the person you wind up with is sexy to you. Oh, absolutely. You missed it, but I got it. Yeah, well, you know. Keep trying. You keep sampling, you'll find someone. I'll find someone, sure.

Yeah. Thanks. Okay, so this is not just a one-night stand type of thing. Cry myself to sleep like a gargantuan pillow. What did you say? Nothing. I'll kill you to sleep right now. No, I said I'll cry myself to sleep like a gargantuan pillow. Head, move. Axe murderer. I married an axe murderer. Yep, I was going to say, you may want to tell people the reference of that. But anyway, so I want to thank you again for listening to the podcast. Every day we look at the numbers and scratch our heads. We hope we are entertaining as well as maybe a little informative. Bad chance on that. I said maybe.

I said maybe. That's a disclaimer. We're just... Well, we've told people a lot about swinging and stuff. Thank you. Fat chance on that. I said maybe. I said maybe. That's a disclaimer. We're just. Well, we've told people a lot about swinging and stuff that may not know. Oh, that's. And it is just our experience because in our experiences and everybody's experience, but we've been doing it 20 years. Or more. Yeah, a little over 20 years now. Again, you can reach out to us with your questions, with your comments, with show topics. Oh, show topics would be good. At hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com.

We look forward to them, good, bad, and indifferent. You send me something bad, I can't promise I'm not going to return it. I'll send you a picture of me, and I'll teach you a lesson. Oh, no, you don't want to do that yeah and um but uh again thank you all for listening and um we're going to try to like i said next week um we'll be doing the podcast as well as a live stream on um on only fans which is it's a free account okay it's gonna be on the It's a free account. Sure. Okay. You just account. You just have to just subscribe. It's free. It's not going to cost you anything.

You have to start an OnlyFans account. It doesn't cost you anything. And then next Wednesday at 9 p.m. Eastern Time, we will start the live stream as well as doing the podcast. And you can see her and hopefully she'll wear something a little sexy sorry I just got home from work what do you want from me hopefully next week you'll wear something sexy I will wear something sexy I will I promise I will I'll wear something low cut too but I won't be on camera that was just for me my for me. Yeah, baby. My hairy cleavage. I love a hairy cleavage. Something wrong there. Well, we'll tell you.

So, but again, thank you all. And, you know, be good to one another. And we will talk to you next week. Yes, and you have a great night and thanks for listening.