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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynnn and welcome to my hot white podcast and i'm here for another edition with my wonderful husband vince and hello and we also have uh logan and autumn on the line here hey guys yeah she sounds so good with the skype you have to let them say hi you can't just like talk i'm sorry so hi logan and autumn yeah okay All right. All can't just like talk over them. I'm sorry. Hi, Logan and Autumn. Okay. Are we going to do it again? Hi, Autumn and Logan. Hello. Okay. The Skype sounds good. Yeah.
It sounds a lot better than the phone thing. especially if you let them talk okay um so anyway so yeah tonight they're not um with us i mean they they haven't died they just just in another didn't make the venture over there are a little ways from us so we're just doing it remotely doing it so We were going to try to do a show tonight where I'm going to go on another one of my rants. Okay, boy, here we go. You know, so all these fucking horny bastards on these different websites, okay? That like, I logged on to Adult Friend Finder. Sausage Fest, right? That's all that fucking thing is, man.
It's just a bunch of swinging limp dicks all right okay every fucking it's like you know you log on and our profile obviously is predominantly showing you okay no one wants to see me okay so i'll go on there and it's like throwing fucking steak into a shark tank so all these guys like oh let's play, let's play. And I'm like, hey, you know, to the guys that were local. I'm like, well, hey, we're going to be doing a podcast tonight. Why don't you, you know, come over and, you know, be on the podcast. And who knows, might be a little, you know, something, something on the podcast. Oh, I can't.
I can't come over tonight. No, I got plans tonight.
It's like, wait, three seconds ago, you're like, over tonight no i got plans tonight it's like wait three seconds ago you're like hey what's me tonight it's like they don't want to be on a podcast though they don't want people to know what they're doing they don't want people to hear their voice oh my god because somebody might recognize them i bet you if you told them there was pussy on the podcast they'd be there well considering that you know i said you know it's a hot wave podcast it kind of is a hint and that we're on a swinger site it's not like i'd come over we're going to swap recipes you know you know sometimes you gotta spell shit out for dudes i'm pretty fucking naive i don't think these guys are bright enough that i spelled it'd have to be on that green paper we had in kindergarten with the lines space with a little area to draw a picture above it and shit, and these motherfuckers still wouldn't get it.
I love those. I like drawings. Honestly, we have the same shit, though. We got guys that all of them will take interest in, and we'll set up dates, and they just ghost, not even a word.
and that is the most disrespectful thing that you can do to a woman anybody really when you're sitting there but especially a woman sure but when you're sitting there saying like it's like hey let's meet let's hook up and you're like okay but let's do it this way and you're like um no something came up but what came up in the last five ten seconds motherfucker yeah i'm gonna be honest i think most of it's nerves like i think most of the time what these guys is nerves oh sure yeah i mean especially when we yeah that's why we call it out in our profile it's like well we shoot content so if you're going to contact us or want to play you're going to need to sign a release and you will be videotaped so you know when you see people that all of a sudden the response is i'm not camera shy then you go hey they actually read the fucking profile right yeah but they could say it and then are they actually good in front of a camera well you can say it all you want but it takes a special person to fuck in front of the camera I'm not arguing that, it does happen but at least you get that point versus the guys who are like oh no I don't want to do that, well you didn't read the profile oh, was I supposed to?
I just look at pictures I don't think any of them look at the profile that's the problem I have a scratch and sniff monitor everybody goes off a picture maybe I should okay so let's get down to the nitty gritty I don't know.
I have a scratch and sniff monitor Everybody goes off a picture Maybe I should Okay so let's get down to the nitty gritty There are a lot of good looking pictures Out there but I'll tell you what You put a fucking face on it It ain't so pretty You're not talking about my pictures right Oh your pictures are wonderful Vince you can't talk shit She lets you eat Her pussy You got no room to talk shit here Ha, wonderful, dude. Vince, you can't talk shit. She lets you eat her pussy. You've got no room to talk shit here. She has a picture of you on the wall in the bathroom.
Yeah, but it's in the toilet. It's for AIM. Vince wants to put his face where I go to the bathroom. Here he goes. Oh, yeah. She plays with herself, Vince. Yeah, in the bathroom. Hey, you know. Everybody's got their thing. It's the only place you can keep me away. Yeah. The only lock he can get through. But, yeah, it's amazing these guys, they all talk a great game. Again, we've talked about this on air before.
amazing these guys they all talk a great game again we've talked about this on air before that these guys you're spending money for these sites and then you ghost people and everything it's like why where is that especially with Autumn and what's your name Fred Gertrude but you have beautiful women I'll see you next time. With Autumn and, what's your name? Fred. Okay, Fred. Gertrude. Yeah, that one I believe. But, you know, you have beautiful women, and you're like, you know, and we've talked to them on the phone. Oh, yes.
So we verified that there is somebody, can't verify it's the one on the account, but they verified that you're real. Yes. And we're like, hey, yeah, let's get together and we'll fuck. And then all of a sudden, you know, it's just a. No. No, the wah. Oh, yeah. let's get together and we'll fuck and then all of a sudden you know it's just a no no no the oh yeah that's one you should have labeled i should i actually have shit i want to put over them so oh i have a psa for tonight you do i have a psa oh should we take a break and play the psa now if you want to okay. Okay, here's a PSA. Okay.
My name is Daniel, and I suffer from chronic big dick back pain disorder. Ever since I learned how to walk, I had to carry this big ass dick around with me everywhere. Unfortunately, this has led to an abundance of back problems, including scoliosis.
I've had plenty of doctors and surgeons look at me for my disorder unfortunately there's no known medication or surgery that can help me i'm just tired of living like this every day is a struggle boo buddy i didn't say i suffered from it well i meant you know just whoever this person is i'm crying big tears for you there's no sympathy for the big dick individuals don't look at me the only thing I can do is carry their luggage Oh my god Well I'm glad you're doing a service I'm sure you know Their back hurts already With their back hurting They can't carry their luggage I understand that You're just so empathetic I mean you have a heart and you have a big softy that's all you are what are we talking about my heart or my big softy your heart let's not even go we'll keep it above the waist for this one two different topics we're coming with here stick with one Jesus Christ all right so again I don't want to get too much in a ramp about these fucking assholes that ghost and just are morons, but so, the other topic I want to talk about tonight, and we've talked a little bit about it here and there on shows before, is different kinds...
Did someone pop something? Yeah, sorry, Ben. That's okay. It's like, wow. It's like, I'm thirsty. It's different kinds of swingers. Between, like, there's different ways couples play, and then there's different rules. Yes, there are. Okay, so, like, for Donna and I, we're obviously open swap kind of thing. We don't have to be there with the other person. No, not, well, when we trust somebody else. It's people we trust. Yeah, people we trust. There's a trust level there. But, yeah, and I mean, again, you're allowed to go out on hot dates if it's someone we trust.
Preface it by saying that, yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, what would you guys say you guys qualify?
Do you play alone or uh no okay no there's nothing wrong with that just you know no we don't go ahead me me well uh so i guess the the whole thing for us is it you got it starts and ends with a hobby like we're do it together like we're not missing anything we do it together for each other's pleasure so like to begin with it's a hobby so we wouldn't meet anybody by themselves that automatically defeats the purpose for us like um so when we go out you know we are swingers we're swingers we'll full swap um but we're all about the vibe and we will only be together like like i won't go out on my own on a date she won't go out on her own date um but we will meet singles too like we've had threesomes with males.
we haven't had threesomes with females yet but it's on the table um but you know it at the end of the day like we're always together when we're doing this if we're not then it doesn't make sense to us because you know and we're fairly new yeah yeah that's the other thing yeah we've only been doing it still dipping our toes into this yeah you know how long you guys been doing it i say four or five months okay i thought it was longer than that no we we've been like playing with the filming and the porn side of it a little bit longer but like that's that's honestly how we got into the swing because of the porn we went the other way we were swinging first and just recording it and we're like yeah wow we're recording this already why don't we just put it up what were you doing all the opposite we were fucking doing it recording it.
They're like, well, why are we? Why are we? We need more people. She got tired of Logan forgetting his lines. Line, line. There's no lines other than you know. Yeah, that's it. I'm going, I'm going. No, idiot.
It's coming i'm coming i'm arriving but yeah no we recorded it a couple times and like we we don't get to see ourselves like from a third person perspective so when we recorded it and we watched it we were like god damn that's super fucking hot yeah we started recording it and actually meaning to record it like try to make something out of it and we're like damn this looks good so we started uploading it and then from there i guess we started thinking about bringing other actors in and then we got into the swing world yeah i think that's kind of where it lies is anyways you know most people don't want to film content unless they're kind of already in that yeah so that's that's another thing to talk about like the uh swing from the porn like we try to separate that like when we're swinging it's all about fun in each other and then we try to separate like the porn like you know it's it's a little bit different to us but not much yeah no if you're having fun i mean i've said with donna like i can tell because i know her so well is if she's playing with someone and she's having fun i can tell and it's very erotic to me but but when she's playing with someone and they're just not doing it for her then then it's like okay let's just get this over with so we can move on you know i gotta paint my toenails or something right not not all of them are home runs you had a couple that are pretty good and then you have some that are you know they're home runs they're like awesome but yeah like i was telling our friend who's also new into swing i said it's it's sort of going to your favorite restaurant you know you try one thing on the menu it's like wow that's really good then you try something else on the menu it's like that was okay and then there's gonna be times you try something on the menu and go well that sucked we got a swing menu now yeah but you know you mean not everything you can you know you get to try a lot of things and they're not all going to be you know great right you know some will be good some are going to suck ass you know i'm i'm glad you said that oh okay what'd she say about me no no i had nothing to do with the event oh sure fine you said that because some uh you know like people who ghost us is a bad experience you know it's not always going to be great yeah yeah you don't get a chance to even sample them you know it's like i'd rather be ghosted than have them show up and be complete assholes yeah true true that gets a little awkward you know and you have to kind of like well i think i know you just got here but i think it's time for you to leave you to leave.
We've got to get up early in the morning, you know. We use that excuse once. Oh, look at the time. That's what you all said last Sunday. I told you to come up with a different one. They would recognize that. Oh! Oh, my God.
But for me, when we're're swinging like it begins and ends with her like regardless of like the hottest girl in the world is in the room if she's not feeling it so that's why we're always together i couldn't go honestly even if it was like a super hot porn star like and i wasn't with her i probably couldn't perform honestly i'd be one of them limp dick motherfuckers we talked about earlier i don't know about that what was your screen name maybe i was chatting with you but um yeah no i mean i get it you know like for me it's like it's not that important for me I'll see you next time.
but um yeah no i mean i get it you know like for me it's like it's not that important for me to have to play or be part of it um because you know mace hurts um but um oh the um yeah i mean i get more enjoyment out of seeing donna have fun and then when it's all said and done you know when we're alone um you know we have our fun and talk about it which is erotic to me you know what shit vince you said it so much better than i said i just beat all the way the hell around the bush but that's what i was trying to say okay um but yeah i mean i yeah it's just i think it's you know and i've conveyed this you know to people i know they're like man how do you let your wife fuck other guys and it's like well it's something we do together let me rephrase it we don't do it together exactly let me put some white out on this mixing board hold on i gotta get that out of there um i'm like a hyena in the grass yeah but no it's it's um it's something we've decided to do collectively to let her have fun because you know it's my enjoyment like i said as a photographer i'm naturally a voyeur so that's my arousal and you know she's an exhibitionist so she likes to tease and and show off and uh you know so it's it works it's a win-win for us and you know, she's an exhibitionist, so she likes to tease and show off.
And, you know, so it works. It's a win-win for us. And, you know, not everybody's into that. And I've told people, I said, you know, and tell me your thoughts on this one, Logan. It's so erotic when you watch the woman you love, like, in just sheer ecstasy.
Yeah, I was like, before you even mentioned that, I was was thinking the same thing like watching her from an outside perspective is almost as good as like the the real deal like as long as she's happily comfortable and sexually aroused i'm fucking loving it i don't even need to touch her and i'm like fucking so turned on yeah but then when you get home to be the two of you then all of a sudden it's like it kicks it up a little bit somehow also don't get me wrong i'm not gonna not touch her i'm not you know that's over like if you expect me to sit on the couch and watch that ain't happening i can only tame myself for about 10 minutes and then i'm involved Okay That's fine She bitches that i'm not a good massage artist at all because it's like three minutes long it is you like touch touch oh poke poke yeah sorry about that sorry he goes right for the internal massage but my back still hurts babe here maybe this massage let me try rubbing your hips up a little higher yeah let me try your spine from the inside hold on my fingers can't get as deep as this hold on oh my god you got if any ladies want a back massage they should probably have some at least at least pain is on so then maybe you'll get five minutes out of me yeah wear granny panties they would turn them off right i'll probably take them off right away they're going i have a big old hairy snatch oh then you had to go there oh my Oh, Vince, you had to go there.
Oh, my God. Semen catcher. That's a fetish now. Yeah, it is, man. Not for me, but, you know. Yeah, some guys like that. I found a porn mag from, like, back in the 70s. Oh, yeah. That's what I'ms Oh yeah Oh it's all big hairy snatches Back then Oh yeah that's all it was Big bushes I was like what is that And he's like oh that's like a 1970s porn And I was like perfect for the bathrooms we're installing I was like check it out She was like the pages are going to be all sticky I ain ain't touching that shit. Oh my god. Yeah, that's just, yeah. Yeah. Did everybody in the 70s have to have a poodle?
I think a lot of them did. Yeah, they did. I think they used to take those pics and actually fluff up their pubic hair to match the afro. You know, even had big hair.
If you were white, youy hair maybe that's one thing shaving has done good for men with smaller dicks now you can see them nah, you gotta shave that shit to make it look bigger that's what I'm saying you had a big bushy if you came here neatly trimmed or clean shaven you are losing a few inches doesn't mean yep that's what i'm saying you're actually gaining that's what i just said with guys with short dicks they had all that pubic hair it's just like all you're seeing is a hair you know so you shave it all down it's like look i got a couple more inches all of a sudden yeah then all of a sudden you're nine inches of fury all of a sudden i gotta make like six trips it depends what lens you use donna magnifying glass have you guys had a lot of experience meeting other couples in or yes okay so when you meet them like we're you know the topic being the types of swingers i mean have you met couples that say like hey we're only soft swap uh we we well okay i mean as in physically um met up with them or have had like interest in them and then well either way meet a couple and they say well we're only soft swap or did you know just uh you know because that for people who don't know the soft swap soft swap couple is a couple that will only uh give and receive oral from other couples they don't know penetration uh sam's yeah so like honestly we didn't know that we thought it was just like we like all right for example if it was me and autumn and you and donna like we would be in the same room, but me and Autumn would have sex and you and Donna would have sex.
That's the same room. That's the same room sex. That's the same room. Yeah, so we didn't even know that's what soft meant. We thought that was what soft meant. No, you're still swapping.
some people might come up with their own interpretation but in general soft swap means that you know um donna could give you and autumn you know oral and and autumn could give me oral and i give her oral but you know you and i can just go get some more beer i think you did that last time by telling you guys vince and donna that's very bad news because there was quite a few couples that were actually very attractive that we turned down because we thought soft swap was same room yeah well it is same room but it's only oral yeah it's only oral no penetration well yeah that's what we meant like just having sex with our spouses in the same room without, like, swapping.
That's what we thought soft was. Well, you guys are on Swing Lifestyle website, correct? Well, shit, we were on all three at one point. Okay. Well, on Swing Lifestyle, in their tools button, if you go there, they actually have a directory for, you know, lifestyle terminology. Oh like a glossary yeah we haven't read that one yeah so there's a you can go in there and look it up so and again so now same room is it's like okay um now same room could be well same room is you know you and autumn would fuck and donna and i would, but we don't intertwine. We just sit there and watch each other.
Then full swap would be that, you know, it's like, okay, Donna, you and Logan, and then, you know, Autumn and I could sit there and talk. Well, that's kind of like oral sex, isn't it? Well, yeah, she'd tell me, fuck you. Okay, so now that we understand, what was the question again? Have you met couples? Yeah, I didn't know. When you guys are interested in a couple, how do you generally go about it? What's the procedure if someone was to reach out to the both of you, do you guys meet in public? Do you meet at your house? Do you meet at a motel?
Well, first, we'll most likely do FaceTime to confirm. I did that with you. Yeah. Different kind of FaceTime.
Oh, different kind of they are um and then before that usually we talk a little bit and find out who you are what you're looking for um same with us um but before that usually comes pictures so we got to be attracted to you um physically and mentally um not to the point where it's like creepy it's just that we gotta we gotta love the vibes there like it you know you can party with us we can all get along have a good time you know and part our ways um that kind of thing you know what i mean sure no attachment oh yeah everybody's adults everybody's mature there's no arrogant assholes we all get along if the vibes there then you know we're 50 vibe 50 looks there's got to be attraction but there's also got to be vibe sure yeah we get that yeah yeah we've you know and we've talked about this before on air but we've had good times where we met other couples and it went really well and then there's times when you thought it went well and they just didn't like me for whatever and just walked away no seriously one couple in particular we have a couple situations like this we met them for dinner at a public restaurant nice time, nice evening we were all talking, laughing walked out to the parking lot the husband comes over, shakes my hand goes over, gives Donna a hug the wife goes over, gives Donna a hug and a kiss on the cheek and then walks away didn't even say shake my hand, go fuck yourself or anything that was cold honestly the whole life Thank you.
didn't even say hey you know shake my hand go yourself or anything they're like really yeah that's that was cold honestly the the whole lifestyle begins and ends around socialization regardless of whether you want to be intimate with somebody there's no reason why you can't go out and have drinks and have a great time socially with somebody there's never any expectations and never should there be honestly yeah no and it wasn't this was not this was only meant just to be just go out have dinner a couple drinks and just you know meet and then see right see if there's a vibe that we could meet later and you know honestly there wasn't the vibe that we would have met them anyway but there was no need to be fine it should have been fine yeah but there was no she just wanted to be an ignorant bitch i mean well yeah but it's not fine no it's not fine i think some couples actually they they're there to add another notch to the bed post i really think that that's like every weekend they have to go out they have to play they have to play so we didn't meet their expectations i think she got kind of like well you know we're not going to play and they're not to my my likings or he's not to my likings or whatever i think she got like pissed off like why are we here you know they're not like there's an there's an ultimate and there's an end game to it and i i hate that i really do you know i understand the topic now because there is so many different types of swingers like there's swingers like us like we go out we're looking for a socialization good time you know if we have sex afterwards great but then there's also the swingers who are only in for the hookup like that's all they care about you know and then there's you know there's, you know, there's so many different types out there.
It's crazy. Yeah. It's, you know, some people will look at it as a dating service. It's like, it's not really a dating service. No, you're not going to fall in love with somebody. You want to find someone that's going to be your soulmate. It could happen. Don't get me wrong.
But basically, this is somebody that, you know, people that just want to go fuck so those are the ones we try to weed out the ones with the agendas like we want people who already have a great sex life like you know they just want to spice it up with another attractive couple they're secure in their marriage they have great sex already um so you know we consider ourselves the same and expect the same out of anybody we play with yep yeah now again you know we've had couples that have out and out said it to us you know now i saw we had a couple of critiques on the on the podcast um from some time ago that they critiqued me that's what there's two individuals that really bashed me, you know, because I make fun of myself.
And again, if I can't make fun of anybody else, I can't make fun of myself. One of them was from Britain, and I'm not going to make a comment because there's other people who listen from Britain, but their sense of humor could be a little different than ours. I'll put it that way, okay? But the thing is, you know, I don't consider myself necessarily one of the most handsome men. Not the most ugly, but not the most handsome. And we had couples that have reached out to us and said, hey, we want to play with her, but not him. That's just rude.
I mean, and then we even went to a party with people we knew. We had never played with them before. And they wanted me to do photographs of them. We went to this picnic, and everyone left that was at the picnic except for the couple because it was their house. They shouldn't have left. And I'm taking pictures of Donna and her, the three of them playing. So I took a whole bunch of pictures. I said, okay. So I put the camera down.
And as soon as I put the camera down, they were like, okay, well, we're we gotta get going it's like really and then again here's an instance when you know they gave donna hugs and kisses as we were going out the door and they shook my hand it's like wow right um yeah that's just rude that's okay i never gave i never gave them any of the pictures. Yep. They can go shove up their butts. Yeah, they wanted them for their profile. Guess what they didn't get? So anyway, but so when I pick on myself, I'm founded. There's a reason.
I have people that, you know, have driven home how I feel about myself. So, but anyway. It's just rude. But no, in the swinging world, you swinging world you'll find all sorts i mean again you find the guys who you have you know the single the quote unquote single guys who oh my my wife knows i do this i have her permission yeah sure you do we're the ones that be honest like no i'm behind my wife's back, because she's not giving me any, which you can't verify or deny. You know? So, you know, and we tell people, it's like, we're okay in our marriage. I don't care.
Your one's going to fuck up your own, you know? She finds out. I don't condone what you're doing, but if she finds out, dude, you're not going to hurt us, you know? You know, so whatever my thing is um the red flag for me is when you were talking about this is the one that either one couple or the other of one person in the couple is taking one for the team usually it seems to be the woman but maybe not necessarily how many women i've had to play with i will back you up on that it will back you up on that. It's like, yeah, and you can tell that she's taken one.
In most cases, it's the woman taking one for the team. So the husband can be with whoever. Yeah, because he wants to be with a particular person, and the husband doesn't really do it for her or whatever, and she's like, ugh. Are you trying to say Autumn wanted to get to me? Yeah. She made Logan take one for the team so she could be with me That's exactly what I was I really appreciate If you didn't laugh at that Autumn I'm going to clap Cut the shit Obviously we wouldn't be back here If we didn't like you to We have. We have video to prove it, too. Jesus. Lots of.
Somebody's taking one for the team over there. I don't know which one and how that works, but. Jesus. But, yeah, so there's all different types of people. But, you know, you don't find so much the women cheating on their husbands. There might be. I'm sure there are. There might be. No, Donna, if you think about it, that's a unicorn, and they're very rare. They're very rare. A single woman. We know one. We do know one unicorn.
Oh, and she is kind of cheating on her husband yeah okay there's one that one percent there we have found her she claims her husband knows she's out messing around but you know whatever yeah i'm staying out of that one i'm staying as far away as i can from that one i'm gonna tell you right now i can pull up autumn's inbox and there's at least 30 single males who can play or has a pass to play and not a single female who has a pass. Yeah.
I think, well, I think in general men are going to be more insecure because if they have a beautiful wife, more men are going to be insecure of letting another man touch them. Right. You know? And, you know, again, we've said it a thousand times. It's our fucking credo. You know, if you base your relationship on an orgasm, you don't have a relationship. Right. Really don't.
If you're so worried about another man giving your wife an orgasm that she's going to leave your ass and start a new life with them, maybe you fucked up to begin with that's true yep and she's going to do it anyway yeah whether you watch her fuck this guy or she does behind your back wait unless he's 19 yeah probably won't be leaving yeah oh my god hey but look at those look at those teachers that fucked their students and oh my god where was i where you wanted somebody to take advantage of you yeah i wouldn't have snitched either they wouldn't have found my phone with all my sex texts to my teacher well that i could hold it down Are these boys really being raped?
No. You know, they're... my sex text to my teacher. Fuck that. I can hold it down. Are these boys really being raped? No. You see the women? They're all kind of good looking. To begin with, they're pretty decent looking. I would have done it willingly. I've been bragging. I wouldn't have been complaining. That's probably what happened. He was bragging and got the teacher in trouble. I gotta work for my good grades. I'm not smart, but Thank you.
have been complaining that's probably what happened he was bragging and got the teacher in trouble yeah whatever i gotta work for my good grades i'm not smart but i'm gifted from the waist below so that makes it good when does your milf uh fantasy come in play what age i married my milf no no i know but i mean when did it at a young age always i've always been attracted to older women yeah me too so a 14 or 15 year old boy could have a yeah i had crushes on some of my teachers well hang on a 14 or 15 year old boy is attracted to any woman that shows him attention yeah really a woman that blows in his direction I was always attracted to women older than me though I'm old yeah really a woman that blows in his direction i was always attracted to women older than me though i've always been that way yeah me too yeah all she doesn't do is say excuse me she walked in front of me in this grocery store it's like she wants me i'm in love she could have hit me with that card but she said excuse me she's there's some there's meaning there yeah a couple of little messaging yeah be sure to carry your grocery bags and i got tips i'm batting my blue eyes you're gonna remember me for later but uh yeah no it's um you know again there's a different you know the amount of swingers we've met in 20 years of different types and you know from like we said the ones someone the wife taking one for the team for the husband and why they need to keep this guy who just wants to go out and fuck everything but not fuck them you know a couple there's a couple we shared studio space with yeah he was an asshole and his wife was a nice woman and you know she was she had a body built for sex you know she could hurt you um and um so but you know he was he would make try to make three appointments every day to have a play date didn't succeed 98 of the time you might get a play date you say you say her playing with another guy no him him playing with another girl with other women like i do what he did he not work i got the feeling he just didn't work yeah because he was like trying to like score like three to four times a day literally it's like really you have this beautiful wife what is your problem like, was there another guy there, at least?
No, no. Well, I also had the feeling he was trying to prove he wasn't gay, wasn't succeeding at it. Tried very hard to, like, overcompensate. Well, what I'm saying was, was he going with him to meet other females, or was it other couples? No, he would just go make dates on his own.
They could separately yep oh totally on his own totally on his own he was always trying to you know he would sit down beginning of the week and try to he'd you know try to get three different women every day if he could uh so he's a bed notch yes yeah oh yeah it was i swear to god i think he's trying to prove he's not gay and he really wasn't proving proving it. Trying to overcompensate. That was our theory on that. I'm not sure if it was or not. There was a little closet thing going on there. You know, there's plenty of them out there that got to have different every time.
I personally am not. I like loyalty and, you know, I'm happy where I'm at. But, like, some of them are just out to knock down numbers. I've never been like that. Yeah. They're on the quantity, not quality. Honestly, I've never been good on a hookup, like a one-night stand. I've never been good at that. I've got to have some kind of emotion invested.
Yeah, some kind of friendship, some kind of a spark spark it doesn't have to be like you know long term love you forever type thing but i have to have some kind of a connection i hear vince waiting go ahead yeah i'm just saying nowadays nowadays it's different but you know when i was younger you know hanging out in bars and stuff oh yeah then it didn't matter right yeah i thought thought he was gonna give me shit no no no i'm actually looking for someone blowing my nose into it no tissues down here my sleeve's not looking too bad right now stop it that's oh no did you get a cold um allergy to my pets and he keeps petting.
No, they come up and jump on top of me. They force themselves on you. I see where this is going. I'm trying to get you to be jealous and do that yourself. I'm sure you don't have to argue too much, Vince. What, with Donna? Yeah. To get her to jump up on me? Yeah.
Unless I start taping $100 bills to my fucking forehead and then i forget she's so short she can't get to it so then she just gets aggravated and bites my ankle just grab ones and then draw in the zeros keep it up high and she won't notice i'll be too short to see them anyway Hey, my next life, I'm going to be tall She just sits there and tells me I'm married to you, I've earned it already That's true I paid the price Don't be upset about that I love short women, I think they're sexy as fuck Tall women intimidate me It's like Amazon women and shit They're like than me i don't like that i'm i'm only everybody's always taller than me everywhere i go i'm always pretty much the shortest one it's very rare that i find somebody else who's shorter than me yeah yeah i think short women are sexy as sure that's just my personal opinion you're too kind yeah it's um it it has a double-edged sword i mean it depends i mean i see a lot of short wind that are really fat so i don't know yeah it's kind of fun because like um guys can like throw me around like a rag doll they can pick me up yeah she says she says that then afterwards she's like i wish you wouldn't have thrown me around jesus don't tell him to throw you around.
No, not throw me around, but you can pick me up and that's fine because it looks cool. It's fun at the time, but sometimes the next day I'm like, boy, what the heck did I do? I would love to just pick Autumn up and bang the shit out of her and then turn her around and hand her off to somebody else. She's so tiny it can happen.
I bet she'd kick your ass happen i bet she'd kick your ass oh she'd kick your ass come on no she would do it willingly oh i don't know kick your ass willingly oh yeah absolutely i can see that my money's on that both of them yeah we keep those uh you know back braces like from weight lifting we keep them on the headboard for guys who want to try to pick donna up throw around here wear this first this is a video really this is this is a video release and this is a medical release and then you put the well weight belt on so i don't like you know give you a hernia by the way we watched the vid the girl girl that was hot yeah that was pretty hot i made some uh mistakes when i was watching i was like wow why am i i should have yeah well she said to me she was you kind of you didn't get a great view of us together i said my main camera is set up at the foot of the bed i came in and sat on the edge of the bed on the side it's like oh we're hugging and kissing on the side it's my fault too because i didn't know where the cameras were and i said to every time i was like damn i should have like referenced the room first it didn't seem like y'all gave a fuck at the moment that's why i didn't interrupt it was like they're going they're going but yeah she knows every other time we didn't want to disturb so we just remain silent don't be mad at us yeah no i mean i told donna every other time we start a video like that you start at the foot of the bed no we don't yes you do no the school girl one the school girl one with mark you sucked it i was on the side of the bed you were wrong i was the one i did with mark It was of the bed Where he unzips my dress Shut up, here we go I was not on the end of the bed Two out of the last 600 videos You started on the side Well usually I'm in the middle of the bed already Yeah but the way It went from the conversation about shopping to fondling and then showed him walking in the door like and then just like straight getting the business that was epic yeah i'm still stuck on when i thought you know it uh autumn was having her periods like oh my god that's a string and then that peach was ready to burst i'm telling you man that was that was hot 30 seconds later donna's like oh my god you're so wet i'm like oh now it went from gross to really hot really hot her pussy was ripping yeah yeah it was like a peach ready to burst i cut those sheets up i'm making tea out of it now.
My blood sugar goes up every time I drink it. No shit. That bed crickles, too. You can hear it. You can hear that. That's the rubber sheets we have on for just such a case. You never know when the dam might burst. Right? Never know when coffee could show up.
Or whatever could happen oh my god well you know you want to protect your mattress mattresses are expensive you know you can't afford to replace that mattress and also donna has it on there so in case she kills me in the middle of the night she can just wrap that up around my body yeah yeah just wrap them up you know and just take them out drag drag the corpse out to the hole in the backyard it's already Thank you.
it on there so in case she kills me in the middle of the night she can just wrap that up around my body yeah yeah just wrap them up you know and just take them out drag drag the corpse out to the hole in the backyard sorry doug got the lime in there ready to go her she has all her boyfriends on speed dial i need a date for the funeral she just she just utters the key phrase into her phone my vest has no sleeves damn donna give the fbi everything they need oh right here oh i damn what was i thinking you already up so now you can't do it yeah now i can't do it i said i don't remember having a garden bed that was deep she goes well this is you got to plant this deep so what's the lime for she goes to nourish the roots i'm just saying we we put down towels when we anticipate water.
The water works? Yes, Scotchgard just isn't cutting it anymore. Nope. No, it does not. But, yeah, so getting back to the original topic of different types of couples, again, we wandered off. So if you're getting into swinging or thinking about getting into swinging or you're into swinging, you have to kind of pick like what kind of couple you are and then try to match the couple that you'd be interested in. If you're not wanting to see your wife penetrated, then you want to do a soft swap couple. What about the couple that we played with that it was almost like baseball?
You couldn go that was rules that's a different story now we'll get into rules oh okay sorry i've jumped the gun on that one yeah the rules there's some rules that they should come with a manual well but you don't know until you talk to a couple yeah but um so yeah what you want to do if you're getting into swinging or whatever is make sure whatever you again a rule so to speak yeah there's a rule that you know if you're want to be a soft swap couple or same room couple or if you're going to let you know you guys want to play separately you know and then you know find someone that matches that because otherwise it's not going to work so so now the rules aspect kind of overlaps so like you know the rule we have is is that pictures i just got sent to me of are you sending him pictures it's on his his eye uh his eye watch on my phone yeah um but you have to make sure that you know if you establish if you have rules as couple, and like for us, it's about honesty and safety.
I don't know if I'm going to fuck with them now. That's more what I want to see. Turn it around to me. My friend's upstairs. Oh, nice. That's very nice. The rest she's playing with my bow. Or his bow now, not my bow. Oh, that bow. That's hers.
No, that's a new bow bow hers is getting re-strung right now there's uh okay Robiness hood she's fucking sexy as shit when she shoots that too she sticks her little ass right up out there she's back got a little fucking Robinette well here's my challenge to you tell me something she does out of her hand and the out of her yeah you went the bow out of her head first yeah yeah so what does she do that isn't sexy yeah seriously yell at me take a big stinky dump oh god yeah you don't want the bun if there's the bun then you fucked up Blowjob knob No no that's not what it is It's not what you want when that happens Uh oh It's bad bad situation Yeah super bitch Super bitch Keep that in mind You want to write it down too let me put that in my notes right now that he is so it's like no no beware of the bun beware of the bun she puts hair in bun run right you're in deep shit so but uh yeah so you I mean, do you guys have rules as a couple?
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. And there you are. Silence here. Okay. Thinking. We're thinking. Yeah. No, honest, we have some. We have one or two. Just give us a second. Well, like, we'll talk about, we've talked about this on air, I think. Yeah, we only have one. There was a couple we were playing with.
We knew knew them for the longest time and we decided to play with them one time and their rule was very interesting that one could not go further than the other one so Donna was giving oral to him and I was getting oral from her and he popped quicker than i did and so they were sitting there waiting for me to pop and then next thing you know then you know i started going down on his wife and he's going down on donna and again donna popped and his wife popped but just kept popping because she was a squirter yeah she. Yeah, she made a big stain on the carpet.
And I think she had like 15 or so orgasms easily. It was quite a few. And they're sitting there talking. I'm sitting there, you know, going down on his wife. And they're like, yeah, the Phillies are doing really good. Because we couldn't go any further. You couldn't go any further. It was kind of like. But actually, no, I did her first. And then what happened or something. Something was a lot. Also, they stopped.
The rules, like they couldn't go further than the was kind of like but actually no i did her first and then what happened or something something also they stopped the rules like they couldn't go further than the other one but we were both receiving oral from their respective mates and uh all of a sudden they both stopped like on cue i remember that yeah and all of a sudden they went over to her purse like they had this like secret i was like what the what are they bringing out circus animals or what and all of a sudden they come over to us she comes back to me and he goes over to her and again like we choreographed and all of a sudden Donna and I both were like ah what the fuck they put Listerine strips in their mouth some people really like that they're not the only ones that are really like oh that Listerine that's just so great you know what I'd rather put it's like getting fish fucked with a fucking razor blade hand how about some hot sauce you know Tabasco Let's do it that's that's what i want it wasn't it wasn't you heard it so when i do that later yeah nobody's ever tried some with like that with us no i don't think we would allow it either well we didn't know it was happening we didn't we they just got up and all of a sudden they came back and it was like what the hell if you're into pain you might like it i guess it wasn't but yeah but there's couples like that that you know like the rule was you can't go further than the other one it's like yeah yeah we understand and uh we we have our own rules like when we're with the couple right we same room everybody's there if one gets up to go out you know whatever to get a drink like if he's gone for too long or you know we're not going any further everybody needs to be there yeah i understand that i understand that that's fine but no this was like well if you finished before they did then you have to wait until they do to get to the next step yeah and the reason I say that is because you know the last couple we were with I was with the wife and all of them was with the man but as soon as I penetrated the wife the man was like not able to perform so I we stopped like at that point it wasn't a you know that's that i understand yeah i can understand that if he felt insecure about that or whatever you know but that just i don't know it was just weird but you know i don't have to understand it it's their rules oh we don't have rules like that like and honestly if we're with a couple we're not just there to have sex for like 30 minutes we're there to have you know sit there talk have sex talk some more play games have sex like we're not just there for like a win bam thank you man we spend some time getting to know these people and we feel comfortable with so we're party yeah I get that it's not a problem but yeah there's you know there's um you know again there's again some people have the rules where they other people can't penetrate so i mean there's nothing wrong with that that's everybody's individual rules so it's important again if you're getting into swinging or whatever or if you're in swing that when you go look for other people, make sure everyone's on the same page with the rules.
Yeah, the only rule that we have that a couple of guys have broached is the choking thing. No choking. Yeah, I got a couple of guys, they got their hands around my neck and I was like, no that i thought about it too and i wouldn't be able to watch that so i gotta say that's one of our rules but other than that like as long as she's okay we don't have much rules i'm straight she's bi yep you know that's it you know as long as we're good and everybody's, there's no rules. I like another rule. Other than choking. Yeah, Donna doesn't mind her ass. I don't want anybody to choke my wife.
Or inflicting pain. Or pain. Obviously. But that's obvious. Yeah. Yeah, well, Donna doesn't like pain either. Yeah. I mean, like, you can smack her ass, but don't hurt, like, not, like, hit her like she did something wrong, you know? Yeah, exactly. Like, a love tap's one thing,dling yeah you can leave a handprint on me and that's fine depending on how how firm it is what was one guy he walloped me oh my girlfriend or playmate or really likes this i'm like no no no you're not coming back again well he didn't he didn't articulate, you know, the amount of force he was going to be applying.
And people in, he's like more BDSM. Or thought he was. Or thought he was. You need to have that conversation. That's a whole different other realm that you really need to know how much force you can inflict on a person that, you know, because it's going to become, go from pleasurable to, you know, could really potentially hurt somebody.
Well, you know because it's going to become go from pleasurable to you know could really potentially hurt somebody well yeah well yeah you weren't real happy about that so we're not going to have them back it's just you know you know what it's um you know she's sitting here whispering to me tell me what you just told me it's just like uh a couple we met uh when we were out in Florida at Secrets. And they were the hottest couple. We were totally into each other.
And then we got to get to know each other a little more intimate into their place, in their room, and went in depth of what they were really, really into that just put Yeah Needle play i don't care i don't care how hot you are yeah it's like they start bringing up the needles for needle play i don't think so they were the only hot other couple in this whole resort because it was so freaking cold i mean granted it was friday and it was early but they were the only like hot couple there and like we both took interest into each other like immediately and it was like it was destined but then when we got into their room and they were like oh we're into this we're into that we're into this we're like oh my god run away we're in the chainsaw play i cannot let this poor woman do this stuff to my husband and i know he's not gonna like it it's almost like uh you know i didn't even hear the crazy stuff like i think i zoomed out after i heard the first crazy thing yeah tell them what that was no no we won't get into details oh my god we were at Exotica one time and you know donna likes to be um flogged flogged and and the guy came up to me and said is it okay if i flog your wife and i said sure is that with a paddle no it's a with a soft tail i'll call it a uh not a it's like a multi-tailed whip.
Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, I know what it is. Yeah. Um, and I said, I'm fine with it but if you cause her pain i'm gonna snap your neck it's pretty simple he's a he was a professional though these guys are not just some guy with a flogger i just laid the ground rules you heard her i kill you it's simple yeah it's my fetish yep well these the floggers are usually made out of elk high which is much softer so there's a whole I don't know.
rules you heard her i kill you it's simple yeah it's my fetish yep well these the vloggers are usually made out of elk high which is much softer so there's a hole and how he twists his his wrist you saw like you don't have to sell me on it okay it was like getting a massage and then the only thing he would do is come up like between my legs that's not how logan massages that's a whole different massage no i did the poking you did the pokey massage and rub the poke different massage but we came up through like between my legs with the flogger then it snapped and hit my my pussy i was like whoa it didn't hurt it stung it wasn't it was very very short short-lived it was it was cool i liked it i thought it was fun yeah but you said you had a glory hole you didn't show that to me yet you were actually right next to it you did what the I don't know.
lived it was it was cool i liked it i thought it was fun yeah but you said you had a glory hole you didn't show that to me yet uh you got you were actually right next to it you did what the fuck man nobody said nothing to me oh we have it like covered because it allows too much cold air into the uh into the bedroom yeah i'm supposed to stick my dick in that thing uh well we'd have heat back there there'd be something on the other side warming up your dick Yeah there'd be some hot mouth It'll need some warmth And just for the record I'd be on the same side of the door as you You're going to be on the other side So we're going up in the closet And there's no door in that closet Just to make sure everyone understands.
As long as your elbow doesn't hit my bum while I'm performing. Keep your mouse under control. Don't make my switcher go haywire. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is funny. Oh, my God. Now, next time we'll point out the actual glory hole. Yeah, we'll take our first spin. Yeah, we have it covered up because it's, that back room isn't. I can't believe, I can't believe how fast time goes while we're there. It seems like we get there and then all of a sudden it's midnight. It's like, it's 8 o'clock at night. Oh, my God. And then it's like almost two hours. Yeah. It's about almost two hours.
It's like a long hour. That's a long drive. It is. It is. But anyway, so that's kind of what I wanted to talk about tonight. mean i was hoping to have a you know a stunt somebody here for you so i could but didn't happen they're all talk a great game you know what i i don't know what to tell you i it just keeps proving all these guys are paying money to not get laid. Where was this stunt dick from? There was like three of them. They were all local. I mean, literally within five miles of our house. Wow. I had two guys like, oh yeah, can we meet tonight? No, no.
It's like, well, we're doing a podcast. You want to come over, be on the podcast, and maybe get your dick sucked while we're on the podcast. No, I have plans.
Before the podcast, you wanted to come over and get laid now you're saying you have plans now it's like work well too bad fucking pussies well that's all they know because apparently they're not getting any they don't know what it is I know I don know i i just don't know why people go on these sites we've gone over this a thousand times i'm sorry to repeat myself but why would you spend the good money on these sites and it's to go on there get someone agrees to fuck you which is what you're on there for and then go and now i'm not going to show up it's like yeah it's it's not like you know i mean do they look for the 400 pound women with pimples all over their fucking ass and saggy titties and go that's fine yeah i want that hey there's something for everybody there's something for everybody i've said it before i'm gonna say it again all right i'm gonna give you some words of wisdom here okay They need love too?
Yeah. I'm going to go hit KFC, get a bucket of chicken and go get greasy, baby. I like to joke. What do KFC and elephants have in common? Both come in buckets. That's just gross. Finger licking good. I don't know about the old income but KFC but KFC that's for sure so alright exhausted this topic my eyes are itching yeah Vince you sound very frustrated yeah it frustrating. It is. I just don't understand the mentality, and I probably never will. Did you all actually set up plans, like be here at this time? Did you make it to that point? No, I was doing some stuff.
I was working on the deck upstairs and everything else, and then my back got to the point where it's like, okay, I can't work anymore.
So I i was having a cigar and i logged on to uh adult friend finder and these guys all like i said it's like sharks to uh you know dumping meat in the pool it's like oh what fuck what's fuck i'm like hey you know picked out a couple that were close because you know donna was wasn't gonna get home till like 7 30 and i went and record this at eight and um so it's like okay you know hey this guy was close he wanted to you know meet and i'm like hey come on over tonight pardon me come on over tonight and you'll get to meet we'll talk get you know shoot a podcast and you know maybe get your dick wet you know and all of a sudden they went from wanting to meet to all of a sudden it's like oh i have put the brakes on put the brakes on if you have plans why are you on here looking to get laid i mean i'm not as dumb as i look come on dude really yeah yeah some some guys are just more bark than buddy honestly there's a lot they better be double joining because they're just gonna be biting themselves at this rate there are guys we even talked to i mean had phone conversations with and made plans like, okay, you're going to be here tomorrow at such and such a time.
Boy, the time comes and goes. We call them, nothing. There's a voicemail, email them, no response. They just disappear, just total ghost. In some of these sites, they're paying 35 hours a month. Yeah, some of those lifetime memberships are like 200 bucks. It's not cheap. But the one doesn't have a lifetime. Right, it's 35 bucks a month.
It's like 35 bucks a month yeah some of those lifetime memberships are like 200 bucks it's it's not cheap but no the one doesn't have a lifetime right it's 35 bucks 35 bucks a month oh my god you know it adds up yeah to just sit there and not get laid i don't i can do that for free yeah really phone not get laid you know really i just don't understand which one would y'all say you have the best luck with out of uh sls aff and sdc what's that sdc you don't you're not on sdc no i had shots for it it cleared up and we're not talking about sexually transmitted diseases these websites to be clear vince oh oh only late no then i have no then i don't know what that is either no we sexually transmitted diseases, these websites, to be clear, Vince.
Oh, oh, I'm enlightening us. Then I know what that is either. No, basically we're on Swing Lifestyle and we're on Adult Friend Finder for all intents and purposes. And Adult Friend Finder, we have more luck at meeting single men. Right. But you're still not batting a 500 there. You're batting maybe a 150. You'll meet a lot, like talk to a lot of guys, but then you get ghosted. And on swing lifestyle is great for meeting couples.
If you're looking to just swing and you want to meet couples or single guys, if you're looking to meet people who just swing, swing a swing lifestyle is the best if you're you know for us trying to make content um right now we're having the best luck with adult friend finder yeah now you and again we're not meeting any women on there no yeah the women all first of all there's fewer women and uh you know i think the ones that are on there are definitely fake accounts The worst part about it is Nine times out of ten The women, or the couples The women is like a dime The guy is like How the fuck did she land that motherfucker?
And it would be like Autumn taking one for the team Yeah, I would I will not allow Autumn to take one for the team Nor would she He must have a big wallet Yeah, I'm sure he does He gives great wallets Great personality Hey, there's a lid for every pot That's an hour and five minutes already. Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay. All of our podcasts are like 70 minutes plus. Yeah. But anyway, so we'll wrap this bad boy up. All right. That sounds good. My eyes are itching and all swelling. I can see that from here. You're a hot mess, Vince. What's that? It just brings tears to my eyes, yeah. You can do it.
Close it out. I'm not going to see them this weekend. I only get pictures of Autumn's ass and leggings. I don't get to see it in person. You can see that on your Apple Watch? Yeah. You can see her shooting that bow and arrow in them pants. I'm going to line that up Thank you.
i don't get to see it perfect you can see that on your apple watch yeah you can see her shooting that bow and arrow in them pants i'm gonna line that up tomorrow i'd rather see her shooting a bow and arrow without pants we're gonna line that up soon as soon as summer comes she's gonna be all over the wolves naked there you go and her and her her quiver is going to be the bows be like in her pussy she'll pull them out no my quivers little cock heads on them instead of arrowheads and then the next podcast will be how many ticks did you get yeah yeah how many ticks did logan pull out of you i'll see your ticks and raise your five yeah we were the same problem we'll make a game of it and find the ticks nah fuck that we got a pool to open up guys we're gonna be all necky out on the pool i was gonna get a sharpie and probably connect the tick i going to get a sharpie And draw a tape measure on my wing I have to get a micrometer Oh my god Fucking Vince He talks about the shit So that you don't expect much But then he shows up and brings a bitch Vince I'm going to make you pull it out it pokes out but it doesn't pull out well you might have to just poke out and prove it oh my god donald will sign my affidavit so and the medical release i've just I've gotten through therapy enough that I can now deal with Donna laughing at me.
It should be too much for him, so we just. You better get a Red Bull. Yeah, I mean, Donna's just finishing up therapy, so, you know, I'm seeing it. She's, you know, the good thing is she hasn't done anything wrong, which they figured she served enough community service sucking my dick that, you know, if she could, like, kill people and she'd be fine. Yeah, I'm fine, yeah. She runs a credit with community service. I get a jail-free card. She got time served. Time served and then some, yeah. She could get a DUI pull over.
She hands out the slip, and they go, okay, okay, we're going to take 300 hours of community service off for you. You suck that dick over. You owe her restitution. Yeah, yes. It's not that bad. Not that good either. It's not that bad. I'm trying to be positive here, folks. I'm trying to be positive. Come on. Work with me. Jesus Christ. Once we're off air, she's going to go, I'm positive. I'm not sucking that dick tonight. I never said that. I'm positive. I'm not going anywhere near that. So anyway. All right. Let's wrap this up.
This is getting out of control all right it's getting fucking naughty so again we didn't do it early on but we'll do it now if anybody stayed this long uh check out hot wife donnalyn.com to find that only this podcast all the places you can find donna check out milf autumn.com and you'll see where you can see her and see her videos and send her some love, too. Yeah, and Logan. Yeah, and Logan. Check out BigSchlongLogan. His is not.com. His is.com. No, it's.com..com. His has got four O's. Big swinging Dick Logan. His has got four O's. His dick so big..com.
You don't have to give me any more plugs. Yeah, I got... Thank you. Logan this is got four oh yeah I was gonna get wise as a guy even plugging me stop that just do it on video oh my god I'm thinking about getting a coffee sponsor yeah pussy eating comes to you from Folgers Good to the last drop Good to the last drop I don't think it's Folgers that it does that it's what Wait, of them is like What's the other slogan? What's the one about, what's in your cup? Oh, Folgers The best part of waking up Is Folgers in your cup How can we pervert this? Send us emails How can we pervert this?
You don't remember the old coffee brim it's remembered it's like what was it you can take it to the rim with brim or something. It's like oh my god that's a coffee job for you age. Yeah, you're tongue-fucking an asshole. For a rim job. I'll give you one thing, Vince. I've never seen my wife consume coffee in that man room. It was definitely the first time ever. Somehow that caffeine put her to sleep. I don't understand it. Fuck no, she was wired. Did you see her fucking face? She was twitching all over the place. That's true.
And they could see that video at either one of those sites we just gave out so you want to see you never gave us that one did we i don't know did you post it that's donna's area oh yeah they're posted okay did you send it to them the folgers one as well oh he sees the back of vince's head yeah that's what but you had to see her face the erotic part. I will send you that one. Yeah, see, it's for my bald spot. I'm going to get a Maxwell House tattoo. That's the other coffee, Maxwell House. But we want to see it. I'll send you that one. I was getting to the good ones.
Just the back of Vince's head. Isn't quite the erotic? It's as erotic as the erotic? It comes out now. Point on. Spot on. I'll tell you. You know, somebody loves me somewhere. I'm not sure where. You know, down in Chinatown, they tell me they love me. Oh, a long time. It cost me a hundred bucks, but they love me. They love you. It's not a long time. They love me. She just says, I love you, and it's like, it's over. It's over. It's not a long time. Oh, my God. It has to be a long time because it's not a long distance. Oh, right. All right.
oh my god it has to be a long time because it's not a long distance so alright alright so we're going to wrap this bad boy up so thanks everyone for listening and I have a challenge for everyone if you listen to the show I challenge everyone to fight to get one other person you know to listen to the podcast. Well, that's a challenge. That's a challenge. That's a good challenge. Again, not asking you for any money, just asking you to get us some more listeners. And we're thankful for everyone we have. Alright, we'll talk to you all later. Have a great night. Say goodnight, guys. Goodnight.
