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So if you had to pick a type of part of the person you may play with without seeing faces or body shape what would be the attributes you want? Small, large, thick, natural, enhanced or some other? We look at what is your Personal Preference and does the scenario make you want one over another? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written a smart ass again of course my. My job. My wonderful husband. It's on my business card, smartass.
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So I came up with this concept for the show tonight for today whatever we were calling um last night i don't know how it came to me but it did so this is going to be there's no right or wrong answer to this okay this is just going to be a preference a impulse thing maybe so yeah i don't even know what you're getting me i don't know i'm just babbling you just had me like typing something in my my little note on my phone but i don't remember what it was so okay so let's pretend okay let's pretend that there is a wall and it has let's say four uh-huh five whatever holes it's irrelevant how many holes in it Thank you.
let's pretend that there is a wall and it has let's say four uh-huh five whatever holes it's irrelevant how many holes in it okay and these men's penises come through them uh-huh okay it's not a glory hole but here's the concept okay they're all different right one is average one's a little shorter one's big one might be black one you know you know whatever so you're looking at these you have no idea what shape the guy is in right you don't know what the guy looks like right so you're just going on pure penis which is the one you'd be drawn to the most oh that's really rough because i'm i'm the exact opposite but the penis is you're looking for pussies no no i i could care less about what what they have and that's what i'm saying yeah because you're just going down to penis i'm going to talk about you just have these penises so you have one that's small one that's average size one that's let's say girthy, and pretty decent, one that's small, one that's average size, one that's, let's say, girthy and pretty decent, and one that's long, you know, and let's take color out of it.
They're all green. Oh, I love me some green dick. Well, you know. Well, here's the thing. I usually go by grooming first. That's like it was all hairy and nasty.
I don't, you know, that turn off okay let's take grooming abs they're all shaved oh okay um i like the average length and a teeny bit of girth a little bit little bit that's the one i you're so wrong yeah that would be my my preference just a little bit of girth no just like the long um not not too long because that just ends up hitting me in my back of your throat back of my throat kind of thing and from your crotch exactly so i think i'd go with the average length but a little teeny bit girthy okay now is this going to be an overall choice is this just to blow blow them?
Is this for vaginal or is this for anal? If you had your choice, okay, that's going to be your everything. Yeah, that'll fit in any hole. It's not too small. It's not too big. It's easy to swallow. It's easy to sit on. I could take it up my ass. There's so many things I can do with it. Okay.
you know if they're if like um like we've had some guys are just so thick you've had some guys okay i've had some guys i couldn't even get in my pussy really comfortably you know it was just it was just one of those tight days i don't want to tell you i did use spunk lube but boy oh boy that was that was still rough that was difficult there's just some days it's just that's just not gonna fit now do you think that would change depending on the day oh um hmm maybe i mean do you think if you're say a little more fired up going into this yeah oh yeah okay i could see what you mean absolutely that would definitely i might be like i I want something a little bigger, a little longer, might be fitting the bill.
But for the everyday sex, blowing, whatever. The other thing I think that would be something I always like to take in consideration is cum load size. Yeah, I wouldn't know that going in. You're not going to know that until you get to the end. Exactly, until you get to the end. I was always a little surprised there, but yeah.
Okay, so the cum load thing, if you had to pick, if someone said, okay, would that be the basis you want to gauge it it on would you like to sit there goes like well i can take any of them but i want the guy with the biggest cum load um well you know i do like that yeah i i mean ultimately that's your goal right yeah for you to get an orgasm and to enjoy their orgasm right right and the bigger the load the more it's i find it very exciting i i like it i think it's pretty erotic yeah especially when it's like dripping out you know like the like remember that one young guy and he um he had gave me a huge facial it's like it's up there and it's like it's like all underneath my eyes big glump of cum is under my eyes all there with the side of my face it's like my is it my hair on my forehead like you can tell it's like it was glistening my face was glistening with cum yeah i don't remember who it was but i i remember exactly who i was like oh my god that is so erotic i i i love that and then i'm looking up at him and my eyelashes are all full of cum my face is all wet and slippery it's like yeah that's pretty fucking hot right there that's pretty hot so your ideal would be average length.
Average length. With a little girth. A little girth. Big cum load. Big cum load. Okay. Or range. You know, I'm not, it's not a deal breaker. None of them are deal breakers, but for me, like the, not the perfect, but the one that I can enjoy the most. Well, like I said, it's the one you're drawn to. Mm-hmm. You know, I mean, it's like going to a buffet and you sit there and go, wow, I like, I'll see you next time. not the perfect, but the one that I can enjoy the most. Like I said, it's the one you're drawn to.
You know, I mean, it's like going to a buffet, and you sit there and go, wow, I like all the food they have there, but what's the first food you'd want to try? Exactly. Sorry, I had to swallow. That's okay. So, okay, let's change it around now. Okay. So now it's women. Oh. You have. Now, are you going to have your input on this too? Sure. Okay. This one I could talk about. Yeah, okay. I hope so. I hope this isn't all about me. It's kind of boring. Because I would just sit there and say, well, penises, I don't want any of them. Nope, take them right off. Sorry, I'm in the wrong buffet.
Wrong line. Okay. Okay, so you have a normal kind of pussy, you see. They're all shaved. Then you have one that's like real tiny. Right. Then you have one that's a little more puffy. Right, right. And then you have one with big meaty lips that just kind of dangle out. I like the fuller lips.
It doesn't have to be like, you know know gigantic like you know hanging out like bat wings but yeah yeah because i really like them when the woman gets excited kind of like open up like a flower you always say that it's kind of uh very erotic the like smaller lips i know you can't you can't help what you get but sure i don't find them as erotic if you just have somebody with like slightly meatier lips, especially they just, they just pout out just a little bit. It's kind of a, I don't know, it kind of shows you like her excitement level because they start to open up.
Well, there's women that it hangs out without being excited. Oh yeah, that's true too. Those big, you know, meaty ones. Yeah, the meaty ones. Yeah, that's kind of what I would go to first. Yeah, absolutely. I'd make it a point to test all of them. Of course. But, no, I'd like the meatier ones. And, or, you know, even, like I said, they're all good to me. Yeah, of course. But the puffy ones, too. Puffy?
What do you mean by puffy there's some women like their their mound sticks out a little bit more yeah i got that going on i'm not i'm not liking it i want i want a flat mound it's like what is this a little bit of fat there what the hell's going on i don't know what it is but oh yeah i'm not that just makes me think it's juicy no i don't know that would correspond okay so now with okay well yeah the boob thing is yeah oh boobs yep well you got real ones fake ones you know big ones small ones so you have the different boob poking through so you have little ones natural, natural.
You have natural ones that are like a little pancake-y. Right, right. Then you have ones like the 20-some-year-old, you know, still perky. Still perky. We're all going to go with the perky ones. Then you have the real big ones that are natural. Right. And you have the big ones that aren't natural. Big boobs are always fun. Natural, not natural. I don't know.
Bigger boobs are fun fun natural not natural i don't bigger boobs are fun but even but small boobs depending on the person could be very have a lot more sensation be more sensitive that's the caveat there for me is i've had you know a lot of women that their nipples aren't sensitive mine are not sensitive it's like and my saying to you. And my ex-wife wasn't either. So, you know, now I've had the pleasure of playing with some women that are sensitive, and I find that very erotic and fun. Oh, yeah. I think it would be fun on the other side, too. I wish my nipples were more sensitive.
They're just not. Yeah. Well, it's something you can't control. But, yeah, see, so i don't i'm not a boob man per se so i don't really have a preference um yeah there could be tiny flat chest it wouldn't bother me it could be big naturals it could be pancakey don't bother me i would just enjoy the sensitive ones. Yeah. I think from, like, well, my years of dancing and having to put pasties on and ripping them off and putting them on and ripping them off, you know, for 22 years, I think that had something to do with it, the lack of sensitivity. I'd like to think so.
Yeah, yeah, because I remember from— If I put carpet tape on my nuts and start ripping them off i think my nuts eventually would you know just desensitize i remember there was one time i must have used a different tape and it didn't agree with my body and they were bloody you know that's sexy oh i'm sorry it was so hot it just hurt i'm so i know that did not help because i had scabs there for a little while it's like oh this sucks so pasties then yeah it's these scabby things on your what is that what kind of pasties that are well you know natural very natural so when they became topless that that was uh of course i don't know what they're doing now but when i started dancing the nude clubs and you could be topless and bottomless and okay so so empowering so so now I'll see you next time.
don't know what they're doing now but when i started dancing the nude clubs and you can be topless and bottomless and okay so so empowering so so now we're going in through your choices so you're going to pick your ideal type playmate and exclude me oh but you're perfect i'm not you're you're perfect okay so describe to me your ideal playmate with penis, cum load. Okay. We're not going to go with looks or body type. Okay. I'm going to leave that out. But, like, what are the things you want him to do or let you do, I guess, maybe even? Like, what would be the ideal sexual situation?
Like, it was...
do uh-huh or let you do i guess maybe even like what would be the ideal sexual situation like what would be your fantasy so like okay you know i'm gonna spot here um well hopefully he's he's good at teasing i do like that aspect now teasing or foreplay because teasing can happen outside the bedroom i say you're sitting in a bar that's true i do yeah so define which teasing you're talking or both or i think that yeah hmm now you make me think damn it i know that's something new for you it is working without tools yeah i think i like the tease the tease before floor foreplay teasing during i mean like at the house party you know upstairs in the kitchen and everyone else and you know you're talking guys with their arm around you it's flirtatious it's kind of you know a little bit naughty that gets the the pilot light ignited exactly exactly yeah and then you just carry that into everything else lots of of, hmm, I do like lots of teasing, lots of foreplay, you know, kissing, you know, that kind of thing.
Tongue play? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Tongue play? Yep, yep. And then, of course, I have to, you know. Now, does he have to have all his own teas? Oh, geez, you know, that doesn't matter to me. Good gum job on my pussy would be excellent. Here, honey, let me take my teeth out first. First of all I think I've ever heard a woman talk about it, getting gummed by a man. Usually it's the other way around. Usually it is. It probably would be better, but, I mean, maybe he could do things with his gums that... I don't know. You got good suction going on there.
I don't do a whole lot with my teeth, so it wouldn't matter, but... Well, if you don't have them, you don't have to worry about waiting or anything. Getting appetizers that you were eating upstairs. That's true. You don't have to floss or brush your teeth. Oh, man, you're just so wrong. Stop that. Okay, so...
I want to go in there and brush your teeth oh man you're just so wrong stop that okay so i want to go in there brush my teeth right now all right now you don't want this guy to come right away right no not right away i like to what's the ideal amount of time before he comes well i'm not a marathon so i you know some people are like oh you have to go for an hour i'm like hey know, I get sore every time. I'm 63, come on. You know, 20 minutes, a half hour, a half hour is fine. But again, you know, foreplay could take some time. Oh, it sure can.
So it may end up being an hour of you, you know, depending on how much teasing and foreplay you do and how much time you spend undressing each other and, you know, dirty talk whatever that banter so now with one of your new discoveries would you want him to let you eat his ass uh if he's a nice ass sure absolutely i just want to see you do that good i'm an ass'm an ass eater. Go ahead. I'll see you gag. Go ahead. Go ahead. It cracks every time. And obviously he gets to eat your ass. She's an ass eater. Who sang that? I know. Let them do it. They don't sing the good version.
This is why we do a podcast not a singing show we had fun with that for a while oh yeah he could definitely eat my ass i'm i'm all about that that's that's actually a really good way to get things get things going for you especially for anal oh especially for anal now one of the questions you get a lot from your playmates is like where do you want me to come give me a breakdown of the top three places you you want them to come let's go with what would be your third favorite place to have them come oh no you're putting them on the spot again it's like rock paper scissors this is your show yeah but um god see it depends on if i'm in a really visual mood you know then i want to see it i want to see him jerk off on me okay so the visual well it depends on the scenario and the day and yes what you're feeling right right okay and i go through like this whole big thing it's like i want to come my pussy no don't come my pussy and if he's doing me anally oh come in my ass no don't don't come my ass it's like okay where do i want to come he doesn't get multiple shots no he doesn't so it's like no if i want to uh feel like i'm more of a connection then it's definitely uh a regular cream pie because sometimes i can actually feel a pulse sure inside not always but sometimes i can it's like oh or if he or if he um you know i i know guys can use they can tighten a muscle in their dick jumps and you can you can kind of feel that it's like so that's that's really hot and i i love anal cream pies because even though i can't always feel what he's doing back there i can feel wetness and that's kind of erotic just knowing that he came a load in my ass very erotic it's you know that taboon is and the fact that there is a disconnect there isn't that um it's like when you're we're on top of somebody you're kissing there's a connection so it's much more intimate you know with anal and doggy there's not that intimacy there so it's a lot more primal like like that's why i like getting my hair pulled in that position sure so that that kind of makes sense there for me it depends on my mood like okay do i feel primal do i feel more um more sensual okay so i guess it depends on my mood like okay do i feel primal do i feel more um we're sensual okay so i guess it depends on the mood and who the playmate is and what my experiences are with them if i know them to be you know high energy then i better bring my a game and i'm stretching before you know so i can do more uh physical things with them okay especially if they're half my age then there's always all right so there is no list of favorites it's just a matter of depending on the the mood the situation yeah well what about you when you when you want to come where do you want to come i just want to come i don't care you don't care i'm done with it wherever you want it it's fine here here's a question i think you can answer i'm pretty sure you can answer greatly overrating well is a male orgasm different if you have a blow job or if it's uh vaginal or anal or jerking off well again that that gets back to the situation and the person oh you know um is it something that you're caught up in the moment like it's a spontaneous thing right right is it something that you know that is kind of like, you know, it's like, I mean, with some people you've played with over and over again, not that it's not fun and stuff like that, but you almost kind of, after a while, it's just like, okay, you might have to get into your little mental game or, you know, they're good at something right better you know some women um that have had children or whatever you might not be able to get the traction right right so you can fuck them for a while because you're not getting traction and they or they get super wet right you know or they're squirters you know it's just like you know i gotta put some oil dry down you know well one of the rare instances you don't need spunk lube or there's women that i've experienced that think they can suck dick and they can't and they're like oh i want you i'm sitting right here i know i wasn't being shy about it you left a book on my desk how to give a good blow job oh i think It's probably in the magazine now.
It says, for Donna. No, I mean, there's women who aren't good at it you know and so they think they are and they want to keep sucking your dick it's like no no no we need to i need to fuck you you know um or something i mean again there's times it happens like things like that right you know they might be loose or you know uh whatever and i'm not blaming them you know it's you know life you know um tell me about it yeah so um it depends on the spontaneity you, it depends on the situation. It depends on the person.
But getting back to my original question, is there a difference between a… It depends on the person. So the sensation you get from like an oral, like a blowjob.
I think I personally prefer being blown because then I'm not, you again i'm getting old and you know the pain he just wants to chill back and let me do it you can sit there and just take it in i'm not worried about you know like when you're fucking you know like for me it's more work bad back i'm like oh oh yeah you're like yeah give it to me because they hear me oh oh oh you're welcome oh thanks for a bad back yeah um it's not that oh no is that aftershave or ben gay oh they're so erotic to me well now you're right you can just kind of like just lay back and yeah you get to really focus on if the person is someone that's like oh my god i can't believe this person's blowing me you know or something like that or they're really good at it you know um it's the same as you know you know like uh giving anal to a woman with a great ass you know and you're sitting there holding her ass while you fuck it.
Right. That's really hot, too. You know, if it's someone that's, I hate this, you know, like a saggy ass or something, it's like all, you know, you pump once and it ripples. Hey, again, I'm working on it. No, you're not. Oh.
You know, if it's a saggy ass, you can, can like slap it and ride the wave in right it might not be erotic for you you know um i think in the heat of the moment even a less than perfect ass is still fun sure i'm not saying it's not fun i'm just saying to to get you to the point of what what is the most erotic right it's all dependent on the scenario yeah where you are who you're with right uh how it happened you know what's transpired up to that moment um you know like i talked about that woman i worked with you know around the office you know that thrill of almost getting caught and you know when you go into your boss's office you talk to him and you know it's like hey Wes I was fucking on your desk I love almost getting caught and you know knowing you know you go into your boss's office and talk to him and you know it's like hey last night i was fucking on your desk oh um i love that especially when he wanted to fuck her so bad right he hated me because i knew he knew i was um these spooge marks all over his papers that's not a coffee ring buddy i wouldn't be licking those stamps just saying i can rub my dick on the inside of his coffee cup that's terrible but i love it you're so devilish like i said i could be your best friend your worst enemy you get to pick um but i don't know which one i am so yeah if i put my dick in the coffee cup, that would make a difference to you.
No, not at all. Sorry. Coffee tastes like balls. I just don't. Literally, it tastes like balls. Mmm, coffee balls. The coffee blowjob. I bet. The coffee blowjob. Love that's good um yeah so again i think it's all and i think that would probably go for women too it depends on like you were saying the scenario scenario and how it all rolls out um you know it's uh and i think that's one of the great things with swinging is I think the, again, I'm only expressing my opinion, like the average, uh, monogamy, vanilla life. Right.
You know, you're with the same woman, you know, two sets of lips flapping in your ears all the time. Oh, come on. Yep, yep. Where when you, in the, in the lifestyle, when you you get to play with others it can make you appreciate your wife or not appreciate her either way anyway um but no so it's a sample something that's not the same old but again that it's the same old same old but it it's the. But like we've talked about, you know, when you get to play with other people, then you come back to your, you know, lousy four foot three, four foot nine. Four foot three. That's all right.
That's just as boring. Where was I going? I got bored thinking about it. You're such an ass. Thank you. Okay.
Please, move along thank you okay and you're just upset because you can't eat it what what's wrong i said i have such an ass and you're upset because you're now oh i can't eat it nope um um yeah so i mean that's you know getting He teases the stuff me bends over and he knows i just want to eat his ass and he's like no you will never have my ass yeah i'm saving my ass for the one true loving you are not she or whatever you're saying i don't know what i say either i say so much it means a little um that's what it is i'm I say so much, it means so little. That's what it is.
I'm not good enough to eat your ass. And this is for Tom. So, no, you can't have my ass. It's someone special. Just like giving it to anybody. I'll meet Mr. Right someday. And he'll take my ass and just be a treasure. The magic he'll do to my rectum. Oh my God. He'll make me scream. So Tom enjoyed that gay Vince voice.
I think it all ties into, with everything, scenario the situation yeah i agree a hundred percent because i could say oh like when i'm in a different mood or whatever yeah that it influenced everything sure i know you well enough tell me if i'm wrong with this like in the beginning like i said about having like four or five different penises through a hole okay and And if you all of them erect semi-erect whatever you'd be drawn to the one correct me if i'm wrong okay that might already be dripping a little bit of pre-cut oh oh yes holy fuck that is such a huge fetish too i have guys i think it's a fetish for me but obviously not for me well there's a guy nope that dick's broken there's a guy on only fans keep saying if you if you do a video because can you squeeze up the pre-cum because that's so erotic and i did it's only erotic when it's your own pre-cum that's me my opinion well it's the same thing with watching somebody have an orgasm you know i mean sure well a woman gets wet that's hot that's hot yeah when when a woman's you know the inner lips swell like i said and kiss you back oh yeah that's that's totally hot absolutely then you get as you're licking a woman all of a sudden she's getting wetter and it gets like real slick real slippery from her own juices that's like yeah that's great stuff, like I said, I like the meteor pussies.
Not that all pussies don't do it to some degree, but the meteor pussies, man, those lips just... I know. I used to think my lips were huge until I met some other people, so they're like, they're nothing. No. I used to be embarrassed, well, a little bit embarrassed by them. Yeah, they're like a nice length. They do get caught in like, I have to be careful if I'm not, if I'm going commando and I'm wearing like shorts and I'm wearing a zipper. I told you to wear pants while you cut the lawn.
I told you you're going to trip brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr a weed whacker long pants down long pants my lips are hanging out underneath my pants no these are shorts um the zipper they caught like in the i've gotten them caught in the zipper i don't in your boot in my i said my lips weren't that big but they do get caught on things i don't like going commando because i get caught on like the you know especially jeans and stuff they have that The welt of the seam. No, I'd never go to command unless I shit myself. I get caught on like the, you know, especially jeans and stuff.
They have that, the welt of the seam. No, I'd never go commando unless I shit myself. It hurts, so I don't go commando. Yeah, it's my theories. I had to do it one time for like the pants I was wearing. Got something spilled on them and I had another pair. I was going commando and yeah, the fucking, like the seam on the pants, rubbing my nuts and shit. Yeah, some people really like that, but I, yeah.
I don't need the fucking like the seam rubbing my nuts and shit some people really like that but I I don't need calluses on the bottom of my nuts yeah maybe I do maybe you do maybe I'm missing something maybe I'm just overlooking a whole fetish callus nuts maybe I don't know I'm sure there's a fetish there somewhere but yeah I'm not a fan of I used to I used to go commando all the time but I'll see you next time.
maybe i'm sure there's a fetish there somewhere but yeah i'm not a fan of command i used to i used to go commando all the time but yeah i like things being tucked up in there otherwise they just get scratched up and scraped up and you know like you said i was always afraid of my zipper coming down oh i've seen zipper coming down you get things caught in there that's that's i'm saying but no i mean i put my hand there i'd be afraid if i was going commando says at work and Thank you.
oh i'm seeing zipper coming down you get things caught in there that's that's i'm saying but no i mean i put my hand i'd be afraid if i was going commando says at work and all of a sudden i walk around my fucking dick's winking at everybody it's like no yeah we don't want no no no it's like no you want to see what color underwear i'm wearing i don't give a shit i'll tell you yeah i'll show you if you want but i just don't need my wee-wee hanging out there, poking out. Distracting everybody. Work would just go to hell. Everybody would stop and stare.
Women would be wanting to leave their husbands. You just don't want that. It's a curse. It is a curse. It's already a problem, me being this good looking. Yeah, I know. I can see that wow that's pretty brave talk for a woman whose pussy lips hang down to the ground that's dangerous slipping like a banana peel you gotta be careful you don't get tics on them this time of year. All right, enough. Enough of this talk, okay? So with that said, okay, so we kind of covered what personal choice might look like. Yeah, that's... That's where I was going with the whole concept.
Oh, that's what a personal choice is. If you had the choice, you know, versus just, okay, this guy comes over, you're going to play with him.
So if you had just choice you know versus just okay this guy comes over you're going to play with him so if you had just the elements of sexuality you don't get to see if they have a belly you don't get to see if they're good looking you don't get to see they have all their teeth you don't have to have you know pierced nipples you don't get to see that okay that's fine that's if you walk by and you hear that you know on the on the plywood, then you know they've got pierced nipples. Smell of aftershave. Okay. Yes, it's a joke about someone we know. Terrible. Okay. So anyway, so that was that.
Okay, so that was your whole thing. It was just a personal choice. Like, okay, if you had your dithers. Exactly, yeah. It's like, okay, there's five pies out there. There's an apple pie, a blueberry pie, a cherry pie, a peach pie. And I got the cock pie. Apparently. I'm just saying, what's your personal choice? Exactly. I guess you got it then. Well, there's no right or wrong, like I said. There's just which ones would be, you know. The first one you'd be drawn to. You know, like, I don't want to beat a dead horse, but yeah, it does change.
Like some days I'm going to be like, well, you know what? I want a little bit more of this or a little more of that. I want the big cock. I'm going to move to pole dance. There you go. I want this over quickly. I can be the guy with the little dick. This cum doesn't have this far to travel okay that's terrible i'm just making a joke all right so i want to thank everyone for listening okay everybody until next show all right have a great day. We'll see you next time.