What is your favorite position?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Hello, everybody. It is Donna Lynn. Welcome to the show. I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. Vince, how are you doing tonight? I'm okay. Just okay. I mean, the way you made that sound is like I just appeared, like you haven't seen me forever. I know.

You only spent like, you know, the whole evening together so how you doing there buddy you haven't seen you in well question asked me when i was making dinner pretty much so tonight we're going to talk about sexual positions okay okay sounds like fun yeah a couple My glasses are going to take a shit on them. Yeah, they look took a shit on them um yeah they look like somebody ate on them i didn't have a tray so i used my glasses um the uh questions are like which ones feel better for you uh which one do does if a guy is big or small does it it make different positions better equate?

That's probably the wrong word. It'll feel better. If you have someone with a big dick, what's a position you prefer versus someone who has a small dick? How do you kind of make sure he's getting pleasure and you get something out of it? Yeah, for me, it's not really quite the issue. I'm small. We'll get to that. And then the other question is, what do the different positions maybe tell you about yourself? Hmm, that's interesting. According to what you like, yeah. So as a start off, what would you say is your favorite position?

I like being in control, so I would like to have, I call it female dominant or female on top. Again, that also covers that last thing. I said, what's it tell you about yourself? I'm like, I'm not dominant, though. I'm pretty similar. You just said it. And I like having control over that. I can control. That's dominant. No, it's not. Shut up. You do what I tell you. I'm not in control. I'm not dominant. Ha ha goes into me. What was one of the words in that sentence? Control. There we go. I swear I'm not dominant. I'm not. I've always been a submissive. I'm a sub.

When we did BDSM, I was a bottom. That's what she told me I have to say. She's not. That's what she told me I must say. Shut up. You're such a jerk. Wait. A minute ago you said, oh, my wonderful husband. Now I'm a jerk. What's your listen? My wonderful husband is a jerk. He's a wonderful jerk. There you go. Yeah, I do like being on top for a lot of reasons, though. I mean, okay, control. But what? I didn't say what. I know. Well, wait a minute.

Now, when I can watch it, I can see what's going on more with that position because of how we have the cameras angled so i find that very erotic okay so but okay with again this is going to be a might be a little more in depth than you probably think these this conversation okay. Because you're saying like being on top, okay? Yeah, also the cock can rub against my clit, so I get a lot of stimulation that way. Okay. I forgot about that. Again, then you talk about being able to watch. Yeah, I do like watching. So now one of the things you like to watch is when you do reverse cowgirl.

Reverse cowgirl is, I think I'm just too short to do a good reverse cowgirl because unless, like, the futon's a little lower to the ground so I can actually do it better there, but on a regular-sized sofa, my feet didn't touch the ground, so I made it harder because I have nothing for my feet to go on to. It's just some stepstools. Yeah, there's a logistics here. I like reverse cowgirl.

I wish my feet, my legs, my feet, have nothing for my feet to go on to it's just some step stools yeah there's a logistics here uh i like my wrist caliber i wish my feet my legs were longer so i could touch the ground so i could open up my hips a little bit more okay and then if i could lean back then i could play with my clit and i could see what's going on and also to allow more light to go in there so visually it'll be better for people watching but i'm just there's not more than four there's just four people watching i didn't say there was four four people watching for for people for the people that are for the people f-o-r god you're a pain in my ass.

Such a jerk. Okay. For me, it's just logistics. I'm just too short. But overall, being on top is the one that feels the most pleasurable for you? Yeah. I mean, I like mixing it up, but those two positions seem to be about my favorite for a variety of reasons. Okay. There's no wrong answer. No. It's a question that is based on what you enjoy. Yeah, those two are my favorite. I mean, when a guy's on top, it feels fine, but visually, it's not as impactful. It doesn't do anything for me as much.

Well, what what do i call it turtle position turtle sex turtle sex because it looks like a turtle you know when guys get on top of a woman and just slump over on top of her and they just sit there and pump away the poor woman's fighting for breath yeah it's um i don't mind it for short term yeah i mean if it you know if that's If it works for both parties, it's, I don't mind it for short term. Yeah, I mean, if it, you know, if that's what works for both parties, that's fine, but visually. Visually, it's not as good. I don't even think romantic.

I mean, it's nice because you're unable to kiss the woman. Right. Okay, for that, but, you know, you're not going to be able to do much else. You're propping yourself up, so you're not putting all your weight on her. So it's not like your hands are free to necessarily play with her tits or, you know, or whatever. You know, you kind of, you know. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. So I always found the missionary position to be, again, and that position is just that. It's also a very dominant position for a man.

The same is, I don't know what the name is called, but if you flip the woman over and the guy mounts her from behind while she's laying face down on the bed, that's also, you know. Very, yeah. It's like. I don't want to see your face. It's like collapsed dog position. Collapsed dog position. It's like a doggy position and the woman, her arms gave out. Yeah, I don't, that's okay for, again, for short periods of time, but visually it doesn't do anything for me. It can be semi-erotic, again, depending on what the guy does. That's true.

You know, again, if the girl has a nice ass, you're seeing that ass. Oh, that's true.

Again, you can get a camera angle, like, underneath, and you can see from there if she like arches her ass in the air sure but then again you can also if the guy is romantic at all you know he could be sitting there like kissing her on the back of her neck like if she turns her head right you know or stuff like that which you know that's it has more of a romantic Well, what about if you go from that position to like doggy style doggy style um like i can uh sometimes if a guy's too big he ends up bottoming out pretty quickly and correct me if i'm wrong i've never been penetrated that dog um or sorry confess to Exactly.

Hey, wait a minute. I'm not even going to go been penetrated, thank God. Which I confess to. Exactly. Hey, wait a minute. I'm not even going to go there. I was in prison. I was forced. No, not. You loved it. That's why I go back every weekend. Every weekend. I go for conjugal visits. I don't know anybody there. What? Okay. I'm here for my conjugal visit. No, they have to leave. No, they don't. Anyway. Sorry. Flashback to my younger days. I think you get the most penetration or depth for a man. Doggy. Sure. I can see that.

And we've met numerous guys that that's like one of the only ways they can come. Yeah. You've played with one or two guys in your day. One or two yesterday. One or two on Thursday. Two days ago but um and a lot of times you know because you enjoy being on top and stuff like that and they're fine with it but then they go okay my turn and then yeah automatically either goes to missionary or goes to doggy but doggy is okay as long as they're not hitting bottom too much because I'm pretty tiny. Let's just put that out there. I'm not a size queen. I can't be. There's just no way.

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And you can tell us we're full of shit with these positions or whatever. We claim to know nothing, and no one will argue that. That's for sure. But what we're doing is just expressing our opinion and doing something to talk about. And, you know, I mean, if you've listened to these these shows and those of you who have, we want to thank you. Once again. The numbers are continually growing and make us scratch our head. You said that last time too. I still scratch my fucking head. I guess I'm going bald. I don't fucking know. But getting back to doggy. I think I need to kill him.

No, I love my dogs. He's just annoying sometimes. He's a coonhound, and he just cries, like Elvis said, crying all the time. It's like you're a big 70-pound dog. Grow a set. I know he took him from you already. He has nothing. Grow a set. He was just staring at me crying. No, go way down. Anyway, this is why we don't YouTube this thing. We all could be part of it.

but getting back to doggy position maybe that's why he came around because hey that's my offer hey i had something to say about that one hey hey i had balls i could get a heart on and i would tell you all about it definitely anyway but um the neat thing about doggy if i if i have my arms like upright that's not as comfortable for me. So if I get on my elbows, that's actually a little bit better. And actually, I can reach back. I can play with myself. I can grab his balls. I can play with them. So it gives me a lot more versatility as far as what would feel good for him, what feels good for me.

If I have a toy, I can use a toy on me and him because he's right there so that doggy actually is is a is not a bad one and if he comes yeah he can pull it out and come on my ass on the you know which is kind of cool looking i always like that you know so there's a lot of a lot of versatility with that position not kind of like oh you can he could also like grab my hair which is always you know don't pull too hard but i do like it a firm come off Thank you.

a lot of versatility with that position and that kind of like, oh, you can also like grab my hair, which is always, you know, don't pull too hard, but I do like it firm. Yeah, the wig can come off. My wig can come off. Okay, let's go with that. But, uh, such a jerk. That's what I say about the guy who's fucking. But, you know, if I have my hair in a ponytail or something, you can pull that pretty tight.

That actually feels kind of good so i i like that i like that a lot okay so 69 again i it's logistics for me i am unless he's my height it's it's good for a short period of time but if he's really tall i'm and if he has if he's looking at my pussy yeah i'm i'm belly button there's no or if you're sucking his dick he's like licking the back of your kneecap pretty much yeah it's like that and if you do that for a long period of time it's like the next day you're like damn my neck what the fuck did I do because I'm trying to stretch it's logistics that's all it is I don't know the name of the position, but like if you're laying on your side.

On your side? And he's behind you. Like spooning, but. Yeah, kind of, yeah. Kind of. Sort of. That's not too bad. Again, if I'm, it has to be somebody who's comparable to my size. Or he has to have a longer dick. Maybe that. That doesn't work well with guys with short dicks. Good point, I didn't think of that. Because your ass is in the way now. I don't have that big of an ass, so. Used to. We'll be right back. That doesn't work well with guys with short dicks. Good point. I didn't think of that. Because your ass is in the way now. I don't have that big of an ass, so. Used to. It wasn't fat.

It was round. It was rounder. It's getting back there again. More steps you climb. That's another story. But, okay, so now, I mean, we covered, I guess, most of those positions. The typical ones was probably, we went to the Kama Sutra. There'd probably be a whole bunch. There was like six million, you know, most of those positions. The typical ones was probably, if we went to the Kama Sutra, there'd probably be a whole bunch. Oh, there was like six million, you know. Some of them were like, really? Do I have to? It's like twister sex. Yeah, twister sex.

If you were to put your right hand on red and your left hand on yellow and your pussy on green. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Well, you know, it could.

Not for long periods of time like all right so now let's start the whole conversation over again okay now we take it to anal anal um again i i still like if i'm sitting on a guy it's just as easy to put it in my ass as it is my pussy okay no position feels better than the other anally that's about the same and then reverse cowgirl it's the same i if i could stick it in my pussy i can stick it in my ass now when i was with one gentleman and we're doing me doggy he was it would have pounded me anally doing doggy and it was more pleasurable a lot more pleasurable anally than it was vaginally because there's a whole lot more room in my god my colon than there is in my vagina you know this guy got so he was able to just keep going like hey this is great man you just keep pounding away i had a grand old time a couple orgasms yeah i did well so that was.

Yeah, I wasn't sure. Again, because, you know. What, you've never done anal? I've never received. Never? I have zero plans on ever receiving. If I receive anal, it's not going to be willingly. It's a colonoscopy I've been trying to get you to do. Yeah, you get your answer for everything. I say, honey, I have a headache. Enema. Enema. Go get a colonoscopy. We're out of coffee. Do you have any coffee? Oh, yeah. Well, on your way to get your enema. Get him some corn coffee. What do you want for dinner? I think we want you to have an enema. It's like, there's songs written about it, too, I'm sure.

I don't know what your obsession with me getting an enema is, but it's just not a healthy one. Because every time I have to prep for anal, I have to do an enema. That's you. You like things in your ass. I don't. I do. I do. When the mood strikes me, I do. Yeah. I was just thinking... I never have that mood. No, you never have that mood? No. Not once have I ever woken up and gone, damn, I need something in my ass. You know, if I put this in my ass, it would feel really good. You know, I might call into work sick today so I can stick shit in my ass.

Those are thoughts i've never had yeah never oh yeah it's like it's like oh you know i just won a million dollars but i'm not gonna go get it because i'm gonna go stick in my ass those who like to do that god bless you have fun have fun with it. Not my bag of donuts, I'm sorry. Well, I was thinking about those bedazzled butt plugs that I have, the metal ones. Okay. And they were kind of fun to get me prepped for the anal. Sure, I guess. I might want to try to get some rubber ones, though, because the metal ones.

Slip out slip out um while you're i meant before before if you fart that's like a projectile you know it could be it could hurt somebody well no it's metal so when i'm sitting it's like killed by anal plug metal anal plug bedazzled anal plug woman with gas first suspect so I'm just being killed by anal plug. Metal anal plug. Bedazzled anal plug. Woman with gas first suspect. So I'm thinking maybe I'll get like, look into some rubber ones so they bend so I can wear them longer. Oh, okay. To get myself prepped up. Well, then I'll be rubbing silicone. Whatever.

Whatever they make them out these days. How do I know? Silicone. Whatever. Yeah, I guess. Soak them in some disinfectant. I guess. And then I'll do an enema. Maybe I'll do an enema before. That's right, you will. Yes, I will. But yeah, okay. I mean, what do you think is the most common position guys enjoy? Hmm. I'm trying to, jeez. I mean, I know you've been with like three guys your entire life. My entire life. Thank you.

I know you've been with like three guys your entire life my entire life I would have to say probably doggy I think that's the that and missionary I guess yeah that and the missionary which I'm see I personally always enjoyed a woman on top because I'd like to be able to you know again i can kiss her you have that intimacy i can you know your hands are free nipples or play through tits yep yep you got your hands so you can grab her ass that's it when things really get going you grab her ass and slam her up and down yep yep um i actually felt with with the woman on top that I almost had more control.

Oh, isn't that something? Because you can push up. Not to mention sports injuries. I'm not sitting there going, oh, my God, my knees. Yeah, as you get older, it's one of those things. It's a personal thing. Everyone's personal. But I always found having the woman on top for me was far more erotic.

gave me more options yeah and with us there was such a big weight and size difference me being on the bottom it would be just like ridiculous I'd be lost it's stuck in my belly button pretty much but when I was on top yeah your knees wouldn't touch the mattress back in the days when you were heavier my knees did not touch the mattress it was difficult it was difficult we had to put like I don't know we put two pillows it was like riding one of those fucking horses outside the grocery store yeah it just didn't work yeah there's a lot of logistics when you're little it's like you have to to think about these things.

You know, there's a lot of, like, cool things. It would be great positions, but I just don't have a handhold on them. Like, I'd like to be able to do things, and it's like, oh, if I just had, like, a bar up above the bed or wherever having sex, I could hold on better so I could get, like, a better position.

Like a little jungle gym you put above your bed, that would be cool cool a little jungle gym type thing above the bed so you can get them all different kind of positions without and as we get older it's just going to turn into like a hospital bed there you go there's the trapeze and just gonna make a queen-size hospital bed well yeah because now they have like those adjustable beds like even our bed is adjustable so you could got those metal tubes with the you know it's like camera rigging camera rigging it's called a trapeze it has like an actual handle so you can hold on and where they got where they can you know hold your foot up or your leg up yep yeah have those injuries and stuff like that so it'll be like a sex swing but actually in the bed oh there is a market out there that is unta.

I'm telling you. You know what? Get on the internet. I bet you could find a fucking shirt. You're probably right. What he needs is like an apparatus that will just like bolt to your existing bed frame. It might be there, depending. It might be. I don't know. We need a queen size or king size hospital bed. Do you have one? Do you have one? Well, now they have those. So they're generally meant for one person. No, no. Yeah, well, we're changing. Well, no, all those adjustable beds are king-size. Yeah, they're not hospital beds, though. They're not hospital beds, but I don't think they adjust.

They come up, so the knees come up, so you get all kinds of other positions. Like our bed, the knees don't come up, but the head comes up. That'd be interesting. Let me go out to my workshop and start putting shit together. Go out to Harbor Freight by welding kit. Start that right away. Well, this is a little bit different from sexual position, but we were looking at furniture that was supposed to enhance different sexual positions. Remember those? Oh, yeah. Inflatable. Well, what was inflatable? Sex furniture. Sex furniture. It kind of is like a beanbag chair with shape to it.

Somewhere a little bit more like... Ikea furniture, if I ask me. It almost looked very... Very modern. You almost remind me... Shades. Shades. me do you remember i don't know when it was but it was years ago they had those stupid like recliners that looked like a high heel oh yeah didn't they kind of remind you yeah yeah actually i thought they were cool i was young though i thought they were't you? Pretty much, yeah. Okay. Yeah, they weren't ever cool. No, they were never cool. No, if you're using them for sex, they're cool. Just have a chair in your house that looks like a fucking high heel.

If you're into that, you know, I thought I would never do that. I would just never go with my decor. But, you know, I wore, you know, stiletto heels for 22 years of my life. So having a shoe having one that you could lay in lay in would be very cool oh yeah real cool i'd be cool i like pussies i don't have a big pussy i could lay uh you wish you did though nice warm oh yeah i go swimming once in a while slosh around in it it's a jacuzzi shaped like a pussy. Well, you know. It'd be like one of those... Instead of water, it'd be like KY jelly, though.

You know those pools I have now you can swim in? It's got the jets to it. Oh, the jets. I want one that squirts. That way it has that force. I can swim. You know, she's squirting. I'm swimming, trying to swim against the power. Is that too much ask for? Not at all, dear. You know month we'll find that shit out there and someone says i was inspired by vince yeah they're making millions i got nothing i doubt it but it's a dream hey you never know i did think the uh that the sex furniture was very interesting we saw a lot of a lot of them were kind of like chaise lounge you look in.

You can't find the shit online. There's no sex furniture store. You can't go down the road to right more than fine again. Excuse me. Where's your sex furniture? No. The bedrooms are back. No. Sex furniture. Yeah, the bedrooms are back there. No, I'm looking for a cushion to fuck on, not a mattress. You know what? They might. Well, where do all the people who get the BDSM type stuff, the spanking benches and all those things, all that kind of furniture, for lack of a better word. Catholic store. You think? A Catholic store. Oh, my God. You're going to burn in hell for sure.

Yeah, that already you know i maybe maybe people make them you know themselves you know they're one of the guys we used to shoot with years ago he actually was getting into making some of that furniture if you remember right i don't remember yeah um interesting guy from the uh slow fuck oh he... Was he? He did some spanking benches. He made some for Sinful Sky. Oh, he's coming back to me. Yes. Yes. So, I mean, there are people out there. You could go on the web and find people that make it for you. That would be interesting. I know you can find plans to make your own. Interesting.

I mean, if I was so inclined to do so. But nice. I mean. But again, the problem buying some of this furniture from, I mean, again. Ikea. Well, you buy stuff unseen. You get it. And you're like, oh.

And you put it all together, together find out it fucking breaks like you just sit on it to try it and now you gotta undo it pack it all the fuck up and send it the fuck back they're counting on you going this piece of shit forget it and they made money you know they didn't count on they didn't count on 600 pounds Susie bouncing on it you know well some of it was that inflatable stuff which I'm like and if you are 600 pounds and aim Susie I'm not trying to offend you I'm sorry I don't know. it, you know. Well, some of it was that inflatable stuff.

And if you are 600 pounds and name Susie, I'm not trying to offend you, I'm sorry. Just happened to work out that way? That's something I came up with. Yeah, and that stuff was not cheap. Some of them were like $300, $400 for a chaise-looking thing. Yeah, you don't know. I know, I don't think any adult store in this area would carry a thing like that. You know, there was that one store we went to, and it was, I don't even know if it's in existence anymore with, you know, COVID and all the whole thing, down in Langhorne.

Remember, we went in there, and they had shoes, and they had a great variety. Oh, you're talking about the place that used to supply for dancers? No. They had everything. They had, like, in the front part, it was like dancer wear. Right off the road there? It was like in a little hole? We talked about that one before. I thought this one was bigger. This one was big.

Remember, I got my, I got like these really high, like, four or five inch stiletto patent leather shoes with a little little strap on them they always look like mary james except slutty slept my slutty mary james i'm thinking of that one warrior no this was not dancer there was the one past the club you used to work at on the other end we went to off of the road it was like a little strip there's a strip no i thought this one was like right on the main drag of langhorne then we're thinking two different ones okay it was It was like a little strip It was a strip No, I thought this one was like right on the main drag of Langhorne Then we're thinking two different ones It was a big store, it was big And they had like Sex superstore It was almost like that, but it had like a whole section Walmart, a sex store Almost, it had like a whole section of clothing and stuff like that Then they had like It wasn't fancy inside, right?

It wasn't fancy it's the same one we're talking about yeah you have the wrong location oh I do have the wrong the club you danced at down there in Bristol in Bristol it's just past that a half mile oh okay hmm interesting yeah for some reason I thought it was like the main drag but whatever it doesn't matter but it was cool but I thought maybe they would if anybody they would have you don't think they'd have like a furniture type no I don't see people buying I'll see strap it to my roof you pull it to your neighborhood hi Bob hey Joe nice sex couch we have the last year's model we've been looking one.

Yeah, we're going to go inside and try it out now. I'm going to bang the fuck out of Betty. And you have a problem with that? I didn't say I had a problem. I'm just saying it's kind of funny that, you know, it's like they're going to have a fuckmore and Flanagan, fuckmore and Fanny furniture store truck pulled outside. It's like, oh, honey, the Jones, they bought some more, fuck more furniture. Fuck more furniture. That would be awesome. Look, fuck more in the Fannigans. So, yeah, it's... I think it'd be cool to have furniture. There's a market, don't get me wrong.

market people you know you got to look at from the aspect of parents or anybody but we'll say people that have children right you know as the kids get older and all of a sudden they see that furniture somewhere it's like hey mom and dad had that we need to play on that that's disgusting grandma and grandpa have one, too. And they said it was, the dogs were up on it. That's what all the spots were.

Well, I think it'd be really cool to have furniture that could morph into, like, it looks like a normal, I don't know't know look a normal table or whatever and then things could move on it so it becomes something remember there's a pillowed I'll call it a chair that like it had a narrow pillow and then it had two called square pillows okay they were all attached right and you could lay it laid like a mattress you could lay on, like a padded bed you could lay down on the floor. We folded up, and it was like a chair. It was like a chair. That'd be something cool. It wasn't that cool.

We had a couple. Really? Were they not? They weren't great. When a kid watching TV, they were fine. 90% of the time, you laid the fuck out and laid down on your back and just watched TV. That's almost like a futon. You roll over the fucking side. Yeah, well, because he didn't have arms. Well, it wasn't really balanced. There was no rigidity to it. Okay, I'm just thinking out loud.

I just thought that would be cool that's all yeah there's the downside of the sex furniture though you have it in your living room and you know mom comes to visit you know your dad and I had something that looked like that but we never mind exactly especially since you're always cleaning it since your dad passed i'm not using this sex chair would you two like it hey is it naga hi it's already getting clean your dad used to put rubber sheets on it so we wouldn't stain it so it's still kind of clean he used to love to fuck me anally on this. I don't know why he took his own line.

Why he gouged his eyes out? I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to see this. I don't want to see this. When we were talking about that, my mind flashed back to the times we had a sex swing. And it's. The concept is great. The concept is excellent. The execution is not so great. Well, actually, when we did that one photo shoot in the factory, and you were able to hang it from a chain or something, and that one guy fucked me in the factory, the background of the factory, that was hot. Thank you.

factory and we were able to hang it from a chain or something and that one guy fucked me like in the factory that the background of the factory that was hot not to mention i got a huge cum load on my belly which was very hot but while he was doing that i'm like oh dear god the back of my legs the it's it's like the circulation is being cut off again i have logistics i'm just too short i maybe the straps were too narrow i don't know every person i've ever talked to played on a sex swing have been like they all say it's like oh my god yeah it looks great it looks great but unless you get those straps just right and that gets into people who are into being tied right if you don't have a tire who knows what they're doing oh you can have circulation oh yeah it's serious and again if you don't get in those swings from what i'm told right just the right way you could cut your circulation off and have some issues also yeah i mean granted it won't be long term but you're gonna be uncomfortable yeah you're gonna be uncomfortable i think that the one position that was actually pretty good when i leaned back out onto the swing and you took some pictures of me like that it's like circus away sex it was yeah sort of oh he's like those um i don't know what it's called because i'm kind of out of the you know those these things that that people are doing with the whole yeah the big drapes interesting i think that would be actually better than a sex wing i don't know i think you'd be too busy trying to hold on so you didn't unravel and slam to the fucking ground you'd have to be very skilled at that and then add sex to it that would be interesting i would like to see something like that if you pull it off no no no you pull it off Thank you and not fall to the floor i could go up that high jesus as you get older you get closer to the ground i don't know yeah definitely keep it closer to the ground that's for sure i don't want to pull my back out or slam down that would not be fun no it kind of takes the mood right out right out of it yeah sort of like with my back damage i have that you know oh yeah when i get my back spasms kind of ruins everything yeah you're having an orgasm you're like oh i'm, he must really be coming.

He's like, no, back spacer, back spacer. Oh, baby, oh, oh. She's like, yeah, take it. I'm like, ow, ow. She goes, yeah, tight, huh? I'm like, no, have a back spacer. Yeah. Takes a romance right out. Yeah, well, you know. Right out. If I'm going to have back spasms with anybody, I'd rather it be you. Oh, aren't you the sweetest? Yeah. Because everybody else doesn't give you back spasms, so it must be. They give me aggravation. Not necessarily. Yeah. I'd give you that, too. I told you, today at work, man, I had this mature black woman. Coming on to you? Very much flirting. Oh, my goodness.

She says, you made my day. Oh. I mean, I started out, as you know, I flirt with a lot of women. And not like I'm trying to pick them up, just especially in sales, it's just part of the deal. Yeah, flirting is always good. You just be funny and you be nice. I'm not necessarily flirting, but a lot of women read it that way. So, you know, I'm talking with her and, you know, making jokes and everything else. And so she told me how sweet I was. And I told her before I was married. So I said to her, you know, she goes, oh, if you weren't married, she says, I'd take you home.

I said, my wife will never miss me. She goes, oh, I can't do that, you know. I said, my wife shares. She goes, you would just try anything, wouldn't you? I said, no, my wife shares. Here's her phone number. Call her. I just couldn't do it at work because everybody at work doesn't know about anything I do. I had a big mystery at work. Oh, my goodness. Their heads would explode. They'd be like, Vince? Yeah, well, they've seen some of my photography, and they're like, holy shit. How'd you get these girls to pose naked for you? They wanted to. I know how to use a camera.

Once I learned how not to take pictures of my eye, figure out which way the camera gets pointed, it was... That got really good. It went, it picked up from there. It picked up from there. That was the start of the... Until then, we had like eyeball pictures all over us. Is this a picture of the moon? No, that's my eye. That's my eye. Wow, is this the sun off the lake? No, that's my eye. There's so many great pictures of your eye. You did medical photography? It's a colon picture. No, that's my eye. Wow.

What were you trying to say here it looks like you're looking down the neck of a bourbon bottle into the bottom no that's my eye well once you learn how to turn that camera around man that was all there was i thought oh shit i up i was holding the camera the wrong way and all of a sudden it's like oh well that was the picture i was trying for okay yeah what the hell you know that drinking thing i should really stop it maybe cut down a little whoa easy cut down not stop all right okay jesus christ tell me about it i know i started talking foul language i was going to tolerate that i know you're getting like the back fist me here i'm like whoa hey but you enjoy that spanking's not so bad another topic for another show well spanking's good i guess i don't like i said that's a topic for another show.

I can't do spanking. You can give a good spanking. No, I can't. Have I ever spanked you, spanked you, really? No, not spank me, spank me. I mean, I think in the 20-some years we've been together, I've smacked your ass twice during sex. Every once in a while you would, yeah. I said about twice. We've only had sex four times. Oh, that's true. Yeah. So half the time you spanked me, so there. That's a pretty good average. That's a pretty good average right there. Four times. Yeah, we'll get into that whole topic another time, but we have other people we can bring on the show.

Yeah, they're a lot more knowledgeable in that aspect. They don't know how to beat somebody. Well, they don't call it that, dear. Tell the judge that. I didn't murder her. I brought her to take a permanent nap. No, I didn't murder her. I just brought her to orgasm and just went too far. She's still sleeping from the orgasm. Shh. But that's four bullet holes Thank you. I just brought her to orgasm and just went too far. She's still sleeping from the orgasm. But that's four bullet holes in her head. She wanted a facial. That's not good. She wanted a facial, huh? But anyway.

Yeah, so you on top is your favorite position. Yes. Is that the position you come the most in? Yes, absolutely. I'm just thinking back to... Is that your final answer? Yes, it is. Okay. Only because there was a... You don't want to call a friend? No, I don't need to call. Well, if I call a friend, it's not for that. If I call a friend, it's not for that.

I'm going to call i'm gonna try it just to make sure just to make sure now um there was a the one black guy who i was with with a really really big dick and he was a little you're not narrowing it down no no no no he was a tiny black guy he wasn't tiny he was skinny okay he was still 5 10. anything i don't think he was that tall i thought he's like five seven when7". When you're 4'11", 5'7", 5'11", it's all the same from your point of view. Yeah, it is pretty much. I remember he took it out of his pants and his dick, boom, came out. I'm like, Jesus Christ, you get hard, you pass out.

He was 9 inches soft. Yeah. Yeah, that's what he told us. I didn't measure it. I took his word for it. You didn't go down there and like, oh, I'm just... No, no, didn't you near him? Nope. Penis hours, remember? And when he got hard, it was like 14. Yep. I came 10 times on his dick, but I was on top because it like rubbed me in the right way. So like a... In this case, I mean, he was challenging. I didn't know if that was all going to fit in. I thought he was going to, like, hurt your spine. Yeah. When I blew him, I thought it was going to come out the other side.

If your heart would have stopped, he could have actually massaged you from inside. Just, you know. Pretty much. That was probably the biggest dick I've ever had to tackle.

Oh, he was really good about it then you didn't have to right and that i had that i yeah that i was with the biggest wanted to wanted to okay you know it helped though because you know remember you you ate me ahead of time to get me riled up because there was a lot of prep work because no way that thing was going to just fit in me just like yep let's just do this and boom it wasn't gonna would never fit but yeah no that you know without you getting a little more worked up that was definitely a square peg in a round hole so pretty much pretty much he was really super sweet he was a really super nice guy a great guy yeah he said um when we were talking about you know doing anal he says a lot i want to do anal with him because you know i i don't want to do that because it hurts me too much i was like wow that peg definitely doesn't fit into every hole that hole no if you're a woman who does anal fisting which that'll be a topic we never cover um yeah if you're an anal fisting then you could take his dick without a problem.

But you can't sit on bar stools if you take anal fisting. You're going to suck the whole bar stool. Why are you sitting on the ground, Betty? You can sit on the stool. I am sitting on the stool. No, it wouldn't be that. It'd just be...

I mean, she'd just be walking down the street and turds fall out out her ass without touching the sides i didn't want to go there there's there's a no but now this is not getting sexy let's just let's just move on we're going to talk about that topic and now here we go so but um yeah so anyway um well we kind of covered the positions There's probably so many more positions we haven't even touched. Oh, the Karma Sutra's like 300 positions or something. I mean, I don't know what are they. It's like, well, your foot's at a 45-degree angle when you do this, and then we call that this one.

We want to buy a Karma Sutra book. We tried looking at buying one. Yeah, but this is when there are still bookstores. We were trying to buy one, and it was like. Bookstore. I know. This was a long time ago. I've heard of bookstores. Yeah. Bookstores. I'm not sure what to do. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They existed at one time. They still do in some degree, but I don't know. But I just, I don't know if my body can get into that many positions. Oh, no. Thank you.

will do in some degree but i don't i don't know but i just i don't know my body can get into that many positions oh comfortably as i get older now um yeah i'm just hoping to stay awake through the whole sex thing so it's not gonna happen you're gonna fall asleep probably yeah i know i can call i can call a girlfriend if you want I'll see you next time.

sleep yeah i know i can call i can call a girlfriend if you want when have i ever said no to that never okay said no man ever let me back up when have you ever offered i don't have to offer you can you get a phone okay call girlfriend for me all right i'm gonna call the one that you owe her. Let me see, she's up to 56 orgasms. Yeah, but the problem is we go see her. You're not going to be involved in it because her husband's going to occupy your time. And the problem with that is what? It was supposed to be you, me, and this woman. Okay. Oh, that sounded really... Sure, but... Okay.

I'm going to take a little break and hop on it. A little hop on it. Six hours later. Oh, I'm sorry. I got distracted. Yeah, we're just upstairs talking. Don't mind the fact that I am cum-soaked. Hey, you had a lot of fun with her, so. Yes, I did. Nothing wrong with that. Nope. So, all right, well, that was this show. Yeah. And we'll do our regular scheduled Wednesday night show.

Yes, we will if the rivers don't rise that's what they say they say God willing the creek don't rise yeah so alright so again I want to thank everyone we never put out the website and everything oh my god we're going to want to go to hot wife donna lynn what are you drinking over there diet coke and a little bit of bourbon hey you mix bourbon in that what's wrong did you ever hear about that it's not good bourbon it's uh jack and coke uh yeah okay i'm doing rum and coke so i guess there's jack and coke it's okay but um i don't think jack is being and Coke, so I guess...

Yeah, well, there's Jack and Coke. Oh, okay. But I don't have Jack Daniels. I never thought of Jack as being a bourbon. I guess it is. It's a Tennessee whiskey. It's a Tennessee... Well, okay. Yeah, but anyway, so... Technically, it's not a bourbon, then. It's a whiskey. It's a whiskey. Yeah. Okay. The website. Yeah, the website.

You want to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com, and you want to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and you'll see links to everything yes now what's the one for the website I mean for the podcast which is on there but the website for the podcast is hotwifepodcast.com and no not.com I thought it was.online..online, you're correct. I was testing you. Yes, of course you were. That's so weird. That's why I'm like, what? Because.com was taken. No one's using it, but they bought it. Whatever. And then if you want to email us about the show, you email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com.

Oh, you would have a separate email for that. It's just getting more confusing. I know. Anyway, so again, I want to thank you. And so do I. I don't care what he says. I want to thank you too. She means that in every way. She doesn't care what I say. I don't. She's not even nice. You don't pay me to be nice. I don't pay you at all. Oh, see? That's exactly why. Wow. There's the love, baby. There's the love. Okay, I see. That's why you eat dirt. No one knows me. That's why you cry your little head on your gargantuan pillow. That's why I eat dirt.

That's why you cry your little head on your gargantuan pillow. So I want to thank you and we will catch up to you Wednesday night. Wednesday night. We'll see you then. Have a great night. We'll see you next time.