What is Situational Bi-sexual?

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast i'm just watching my husband being making an ass out of himself like you usually do yes i'm here with my wonderful husband friend okay who shall remain nameless at this point in time not not clothed but nameless but definitely nameless clothes clothes list and nameless is completely optional at this point it's gone are you cheating on me no dear i would i'm your only one i've never been with anybody else but you it's not cheating if he's here yeah i guess it won't be there's a t-shirt i think i've seen it on t-shirt somewhere is that cheating of your husband's present your husband's like recording it and taking pictures and video and telling you what you're directing you no no put a finger in her ass put a finger i saw you it's a little the little motion you do like give a little thing give a manal yeah it's like yeah that's the little the side you know like baseball you got the you know like symbols like when i go it's like go from the front to the back there was a sign when i was catching fast pitch softball that was like this which meant stick it in his ear right we're not allowed to do that anymore wonder why i can't figure that out hey they're crow're crowding the plate.

I'm getting them moved off. I saw your play there, and I was like, oh, he wants me to do anal. Well, you're sitting there encouraging him to stick his finger in your ass, so it's like, okay, she's getting ready for it. Let's just do it. He's like, do that? I was horribly offended by that. I'm sure you were. I just thought I would make that very clear for everybody listening. I'm so offended.

He really restrained from putting his dick in your ass oh i did i said oh you know oh yeah okay oh there was a second there i thought it was all for a brief moment i almost thought no almost thought quickly thought and then i went oh my god yeah you're like your pussy so tight that's not my pussy and your is tight. But my ass is even tighter. So look for the video about helping my husband keep his job. I guess that's what we're calling out. I don't know. I haven't posted it yet, but that's what it's going to be. Something to that effect. Coming to a theater near you. Something like that. Yeah.

That was so much fun. So yeah, we just got done shooting a little video. Sure. And now we're recording a podcast, and you keep fucking with your microphone. Turn the microphone not to stand. Look, there's hinges on the microphone. Just grab the microphone and grab the stand. Two separate things. It's fine. There. Okay, good. That's good. Okay, good. I can hear you, you can't hear you, so you guys don't have headphones on. Yeah, I can't. You're fine, you're fine. I'm fine, okay. Trust me, you're fine. Sorry, guys, I'm... It's okay. Stupid. He said it for me.

Thanks, the love, I feel the love in this room, I feel the love. There was lots of love in this room. There was. No, that was get so confused does it matter really it's actually no it doesn't it was all good that was fun it's the only thing the difference between love and lust is a legal contract and a couple letters that too yeah let's start with l hello baby case you can't tell there is some alcohol involved in tonight's show no not me i'm totally i am totally sober shame on you so anyway so tonight we actually have a fan on the show yes he's the podcast. Okay, let's...

How did you find our obscure podcast anyway? I'm serious. I think he sent it to me, actually. Is that what he did? He's actually been a fan of us on different... Some media platforms. Yeah. We'll put it properly. Yeah. Actually, he and I have talked over a month or so. Easily. Yeah oh so you sent him to the podcast and i told him i thought it was like organically generated sorry about that no i had said to him that you know it's like yeah we post our videos on different websites because well which sites and i gave him your donnalyn.com the hot wife donnalyn.com Get it right there.

I'm new to this. Junior. Bitch. Anyway. And I gave him your DonnaLynn.com, HotWifeDonnaLynn.com. Get it right there, Junior. I'm new to this, bitch. Anyway, so I sent him the link, and then I guess you found the website. I found it on the website, yeah. And he let us know that he enjoys listening to the website. He said the banter is like we were sitting outside on the deck earlier, and he said, yeah, the banter is exactly the same. I'm like, yep, it's like that.

It's's real it's like we wake up in the morning it's the same thing i was i was listening to the big cock so you have a big cock now what that one yeah so you have a big cock now what yeah go ahead pass the test you know what it's there are big cocks and then they're like guys have these gigantic things i'm not joking i will not admit to being gigantic and there's perfect cocks Then there are big cocks, and then there are guys that have these gigantic things. I'm not joking. I will not admit to being gigantic. There's big cocks, and there's perfect cocks, and there's average cocks.

Well, I'm fine with a multitude of sizes, even the bigger ones, like we said before. But there needs to be a lot more. If you have a big dick, it's not about that. I need more. I need more foreplay. I need more teasing. That's how it's delivered. How it's delivered is thank you very much. Absolutely. Yeah. I think I delivered. Yes, you did. Okay, good. Just checking. Well, you did a lot of oral and teasing and your verbal. Attentive. There was a good vibe going on. Yeah, it's a good vibe going on. Personality has a lot to do with it. Absolutely. Yeah, it does. A lot of it's mental. Yeah.

And she is mental. Thank you, dear. You say that so succinctly. I say it so sincerely. Oh, I know. Seriously. But anyway, the topic of tonight's show that this gentleman partakes, and we know a few other yes we do is what they call situational bi so we're gonna hand it off to you because i am like 100% bi so what does and i'm a 100% non-bi you're non-bi i'm non-bi and that's cool i and again so and i'm fine with people who are that's fine i have no problem i everyone should own their sexuality yep I don nine by. And that's cool. And again, I'm fine with people who are. That's fine.

I have no problem. Everyone should own their sexuality. Yep. I have no problem with that. It's like food. If you don't like olives, by golly, you don't like olives. You don't need to eat olives. Thank you very much. You should be shot in the head. No, I don't like olives. I'm telling you, I don't like olives. What about spinach? Oh, I love spinach. Okay, that's good. But I grew up with pop-ups. Olives should be drug out drugged. But spinach that was frozen back when we were kids was good. Oh, it was all good. In those boxes? Oh, I'm good with that. Yeah, freezer burned and like... No.

The canned spinach was gross. That was even worse. We didn't get canned spinach. We had to get the frozen boxes every time. That was fine because it's flash frozen.

Okay, let's get back to sex't know you anymore you're not they're not good you're not the woman i married he tried to like everything i could do he tried sneaking me in the field like there's olives in this throw them out so i think sex is very much like food either there's things you like and there's things you can learn to like and then there's things like olives you'll never learn to like she didn't like me she learned to like i learned to like them and then i spit out the bad parts i do spit out i'm not going there yeah yeah we're not even gonna pull you over that one in case you're only listening to the podcast you have to go look at the video show because Because I'm a naked.

This is an all-node. I've been drinking for a couple hours. This is an all-nude show. I'm a totally naked. And so is he. As am I. You're totally naked. That microphone cable isn't hiding everything he has.

That cable is not that thick no it's not sorry cable that's why I keep looking at Donna in the eye he's like yes hello there we go yeah okay so is that a microphone cable or you're just glad to see me I am glad to see her yeah thank you that was the proper answer salute salute thank you so what makes you situation what is what is situational what is what is yeah you great question um in my mind and other people may think this through differently sure how i got here um i'm not interested in random guy on guy i've actually done that a long time ago and i'm not ruling it out in the future sure but if there's a sexy woman involved i'm i'm game for just about anything that might happen okay and have been I'll see you next time.

sexy woman involved i'm i'm game for just about anything that might happen okay and have been i can i can see that like i'm one of the throes of especially a threesome but uh obviously i'm bi too so if somebody sticks a pussy in my face i'm there so it's a dick in my face that's how i feel i'm there it's a pussy in my face yeah i'm uh you lesbian then right goddamn right he says that all the time he says i'm a lesbian i get in trouble for that now with the thought police but i am bisexual i am both heterosexual and lesbian there you go there you go so he he is bisexual hardly and you know i've enjoyed threesomes and foursomes where you know there and we're all having fun and nobody's got any objections and away it goes.

It's really that simple. That passion, when you have that passion, that lust is going on. I can understand it. It's not my flavor. And that's fine. But yeah, and it's how I feel. It's like, those who work for it, it's great. But I understand the energy, excitement. Is that the right word? Sure. The eroticism, the lust, whatever. Passion. Passion, yeah. It's just like, you know what?

We're all about giving each other pleasure and you're like oh oh that that's too far well i mean for me personally but you know i i don't necessarily like uh like peas i don't like peas how dare you get over there oh my gosh they're wonderful they're like little balls of sugar i got your balls we have well they're not so little but we have balls of sugar right okay well that's great and again i don't like balls of sugar here i'm a diabetic there you go oh god you got me on that one you know if if we're 69ing each other sure and he comes in behind her sure i'm like okay this is good now don't get me wrong i see the eroticism of it yeah like i think the aspect of like eating donna out while she's getting fucked is erotic but i don't want his tongue that close to a dick yeah something like for me, that was like, no, I couldn't do that.

But for those who worked with it, I got no problem with it. That's great. I always wanted to be eaten out and fucked at the same time. We tried doing that with that other girl, but she didn't eat pussy all that great. So it kind of was like, well, she didn't eat pussy as good as you. I won't say she didn't eat pussy good.

She just didn't eat a pussy as good as you,ince okay because he is awesome at it he well you know what but it's a push whatever be that as a way but he doesn't want his tongue that goes to somebody's dick you know what i'm saying so that didn't work out so well but that was something i would love to explore that having done that and yeah the dick happens to pop out and it winds up near my mouth i'm like okay I'm good And again I have no problem with people Who that's their thing Not mine And it's very much like food There's food that you like And there's food that you just can't do And everybody's got their thing Some people like raw fish I don't like raw fish I can do raw fish I can't I can't do I can't do.

I just can't do. And everybody's got their thing. Some people like raw fish. I don't like raw fish. I can do raw fish. I can't. I can't do olives, damn it. Oysters? Yeah, I can do oysters. I can do like raw clams. Oysters are probably the same thing. That's slimy, gooey. They're so good. You put your tart. A little bit of lemon. A little bit of lemon. That's all I want. Oh, I like the tart. Tabasco? You're just making me hungry now.

That's like the uh target you just make me hungry now that's all you're doing just making me hungry that's all i'm doing now turning me on just making me hungry oh okay i like the lemon and i i like the uh oh yeah baby the lemon bring the lemon bring the lemon bitch yeah maybe some and sometimes no lemon even just uh yeah no right out of the shell and down yeah yeah my grandma was like that she was like oh it tastes like honey i was like grandma where do you i don't know what honey have you fucking tasted depends on the oyster and where they're from sure i didn't like clams they said go clam i didn't like i tried some i did bad experiences i guess they were very sandy i was actually at a uh uh back in my other life when i was in the cigar industry one of the big wigs and cigar companies took me to uh emerald's restaurant up in the casino he bragged about that for a week and he's like oh we're gonna order oysters hey man have fun with that and he's like you gotta try them i'm not an oyster guy and i said i've had bad experiences you gotta try these they were the best fucking thing i've ever eaten back back i mean back when we were younger oysters right out of the new jersey waters weren't such a good thing for you yeah they're probably still now no no it's much cleaner now oh really yeah and we're repopulating oysters as we speak i have a friend who does that oh good to know i thought for sure it's going top-notch restaurant emeralds that they do whatever they do to get the sand out of them and everything else they were incredible they weren't growing third eyes or things it didn't taste like 90 old pussy yeah like you would know what that tastes like hey the restraining order from that nursing home doesn't mean anything yeah i got that in the mail it's just another addition to my collection of autographs that's all yeah oh that's all that was so sick dude but yeah different types of oysters from different places have different flavors So if you have a refined palate, there's a lot there to get into.

It's like pussy eating. But anyway, let's get back to the situational thing. So we have another playmate you play with who is in the same genre. Yeah.

Yeah, we just played with him the other night, actually he said he was like a situational he goes yeah i was in this situation i was with a you know i'm situational bi i'm like i i know what that means but i how does that come about oh well you know just you know like when you're in in the groove or in the mood or in the lust or passion and just happens to dick falls in my mouth oh oh well that's just the way in my head or whatever or whatever it happens never done but i'm like in the right place yeah bsm that just went that way you're he's like no that's not gonna help i can't get him to go to the doctor get a colonoscopy.

No happy endings with the colonoscopies? I don't give those away for you anymore? No. I go weekly. Three times a week. It's like, the doctor's like, I'm going to knock you out of the colonoscopy. I'm like, can you keep me awake? I want to see what's going on. It's like, do you know how much anal sex I have?

Do you know how much anal sex i've done this little tube you know it's 16 feet long it's like i don't care it's only the size of my finger it's the size of my finger are you kidding me you know how much i've had in my ass of your finger oh yeah that tube's not very big at all excuse me that no the tube for colonoscopy not your't get a complex on me okay no the team is like okay maybe it's as big as my middle finger i'm disappointed i was out for the like so was i i was like i really wanted to watch i'm not even in this conversation it's a a TMI. Okay. Yeah, I know. I like anal play.

Well, when did you discover, did you want? I'm good. Thank you. Okay. When did you discover this aspect? Desire. Aspect, desire. Yeah. Aspect is probably better. There were some experimentation in college. Oh, yeah. The old experimenting. Yeah.

Everybody always everybody would say she had to go to college so and there's that um and then it was kind of put aside for a long time because it is taboo or do you think of something like that somebody said you shouldn't be you know they have the finger pointing at you wagging at you you know you you get married you're she's not into that it's what's a whole nother conversation oh no way we'll get back to that yeah no gonna circle back well we have people like we talk about like there's a gentleman that wants to partake in the shooting that his wife doesn't know he has desires but we'll get back to that there's yeah the closet freak there's a lot of those out there oh sure um i wonder if my husband's like that nope what if his wife is like oh that'll be me and that'll be everything i haven't found a boundary for you yet yes you have olives and scrapple thank you scrapp to eat scrapple oh i'm heartbroken and for those of you outside of pennsylvania who don't know what scrapple is look it up sorry well i like it as a child let's get back to the section no no no it'll gross it'll really gross people out if we tell them what's in it it doesn't matter you don't need to know it's like bologna in a different consistency almost and so is haggis it's yeah it's like hot dogs chunkier parts it's chunkier hot dogs it's just parts yeah leave it at that it's scraps yeah which is fine i don't probably i don't like the flavor i don't like the flavor you say that about me but yeah you married me Uh, yet I suck your dick.

Well, it cost me $50 a time. And, you know, Lufi's and... $50. Jesus Christ. $150. What's my tab up to now? Like $6,500? I'm never going to settle this debt. Never. Never, ever, babe. Never, ever. I don't make that much money. It's not about money. It's not about that. Respect. He's bankrupt when it comes to respect. I am so deep in debt. So deep in debt. A little Aretha and we're good. Oh, my God. Well, I have none. So how did it get here? Yeah, how did we get here?

That's a a great question um i've had some relationships where i'll tell the one story it really kind of started with an old girlfriend who told you this before she said i'm going to a sex toy party i said oh well get a strap on for me and we'll have fun a total riff joke and she did you know jokes are usually have a modicum of truth there was there definitely was because it was fun um and i went oh wow um this this is was really good and it kind of opened my eyes i went open more than your eyes well definitely definitely hello frisco you're like oh yeah hello um so you found that pleasurable oh yeah oh way and i'm like well i like having things in my uh-huh my butt yeah and i'm not gay i know that i'm okay with that um but you know in the right circumstance it's okay and i've had elongation here um is there a vaccination for that no okay it has to be taken orally and wow yeah and it's just kind of like it was just kind of cool with that was she like oh yeah oh that's awesome we had experimented and she was like yeah first anal and you know Thank you.

was she cool with that was she like oh yeah oh that's awesome we had experimented and she was like yeah her first anal and you know and then she's like okay your turn you're like pretty much yeah and i've turned around this fair play dude here it comes and you're like it rocked my world and she lubes you up nice you got you all worked up right yeah yeah It took, yeah. That's good. That's good. Which I did for her, too. There you go. It takes. And like I said, it just kind of opened things up. So to speak. Literally. Oh, God.

I was with another couple, and it was kind of their fantasy to have him go down on me and okay take his ass and you're like we got through the first part and he kind of chickened out with the second i was like you know we're we were into it and kovid got in the way and we haven't gotten back together and there's been a lot of that obviously um k just fucks so many things up oh good god yeah you could have had so many orgasms yeah well just covid in the swinging world it it it was as bad as aids it just or hiv it's amazing how when you go to covid profiles now for couples or whatever we're vaccinated we're not vaccinated we're vaccinated.

We're not vaccinated. We're vaccinated. Yeah, or we don't want somebody who's vaccinated or we only want somebody who's vaccinated. Yeah, it's amazing how it is added. The same separation that has happened in society is now affecting... The COVID response....is happening in the swinging world.

It's now taking where there was no political uh no yeah also now there is yep separating everybody yeah i agree and i've yeah i've seen that too and i'm like really don't want that to be part of my yeah lifestyle sure no this is for fun this is not for yeah work or politics or anything else pure enjoyment and if we can't leave it at that i'm sorry i don't want any part of it um doesn't need to be and we'll just we'll just stop there with that um so you know i've enjoyed oral you have enjoyed oral really with a man um well maybe i'm not as good but i'll i'll give it a try again yeah that's your train thought oh please keep going don't don't let me don't let you interrupt no no don't do that you know i've had a woman do my ass with a strap on and it's just freaking amazing and in the right scenario yeah i would let a guy do that okay um but i'm not out trolling on the various interwebsites sure looking for guy on guy and i get pinged all the time i'm like that you do so so your preference if you had to pick a man or a woman like a straight preference is preference is a woman okay so and again we're talking like normal 80 80-20.

We're talking normal heterosexual woman, not a woman who's going to be a little more adventurous. Well, a woman who's more adventurous is a whole hell of a lot. Well, I'm not going to argue that, I guess, but. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm very straight and very. Prima proper? Very prim and proper. Okay, just checking there, Donna. Okay, we'll go with that. Let me just get the, yeah, your pre-cum. Kiss me without a, no, no, We'll go with that. Let me just get the, yeah, your pre-cum. You have to kiss that. Give me my back. Yeah, it.

I can see you being like 80, 20. Here's just a question. It's a spectrum, I think. Do you think you could ever become just interested in men? I don't want to use the term gay. I'm just going to say, do you think you could ever find yourself being more interested in just men? I don't think so, but I can envision if there was a couple and he was bi and the three of us were having a thing.

Yeah, I probably you have a whole lot of fun well obviously the woman offers more there's a lot of options when there's two guys and a girl sure but i'm saying if again with a woman you have more options than you do with just a man What do you mean by options? Well, with a woman, you can have anal and vaginal sex. She can give you oral. Where a man, it's just anal and oral. Well, here's the thing. How much, I'll ask you guys, because you both have had anal sex with me. How much difference? Good thing you finished that with you. With me. Not with each other.

But I'm saying, how much difference is there between vaginal and anal sex? I mean, when you stuck your dick in my ass, you thought it was in my pussy. No, I didn't pick up on them at first. They were damn close. Yeah, because in your case, since you've never had children, both of your holes are very tight. Yes, I'm very tight. I'll vouch for that. Yeah, where a woman who has had children. You can tell the difference. Oh, yeah. Unless a woman has had excessive amounts of anal sex. Then they're both pretty loose.

Then it gets tougher tougher and some women have recovered to some degree from having children I'm doing my keg exercises as we speak that helps hence the weird facial expressions I thought you said that was retartation no I'm doing my keg exercises Whatever you want to call it Jesus Christ I do it when I'm driving and people make fun of me I'm still sick of retardation We're not allowed to do that anymore I don't know It's not a politically correct term anymore I don't understand I'm not offended it's hard to defend me really but if there's yeah oh hello there hello there indeed you know it it kind of goes with you know the whole thing like i said i if if there's somebody and we're playing together as a threesome and, you know, the opportunity comes up to have guy on guy, and we've both enjoyed that, I don't know that, I don't think I would turn it down.

Okay. If everybody was on board with it. Sure, absolutely.

and that's you know if it was he was doing it on the down low which anybody who's been online oh yeah i'll tell you that there's a fuck ton of that um well that's my wife doesn't know i'm playing but i'm playing alone this is the one i like she gave me permission i'm allowed to play suck my cock off first and if it's good i'll tell her about it oh really like then you're not a couple then are you no yeah that's a situation there's there's all sorts of variants on that it's like wow i have they bring you in for a threesome but all of a sudden it's like okay slides your dick in my ass it's like oh my god honey look what he's doing i didn't expect that i might as well leave him there it's like as a woman who thinks your husband is 100% straight how do you how do you spring that on i mean there's women i'm sure that would be like yeah whatever you are i understand yeah i mean whatever and and you're more the aspect of like you don't want a dick in your ass no i don't but there's women that like if there's women that like all of a sudden they're like oh honey I want to share a dick with you they're going to be like what the fuck?

exactly if I came to you and I haven't nor will I those who do that's fine we understand that preface I have no problem for no judgment it is very much like food if I came to you and said to like hey let's get a guy and let's share his dick i know you well enough you go sure sure i'm not going to but but i did have an ex who did express he might want to do that i'm not surprised and i was like yeah let's let's explore this but this makes you happy but But then he judged everyone for being gay. Yes, he did. He was one of those who was like, oh, he's a faggot. Oh, he's this.

And he was told by numerous people he's gay. And he's like, oh, the fucking assholes, they called me gay. It was like, well, when you sit there and said you wanted to suck some guy's dick, they're going to call you gay. This is like out of the blue. Somebody's like, oh, are you gay? I can't think he's a gay.

Gay, in in all fairness is not a bad term no it's not it's it's like let's pick a generic term like okay hey you like pizza oh my god you like pizza how dare you how dare you it's like you eat carbs fuck you you let it be divisive then it's divisive if it's something you enjoy i think you should own it yes long as it is legal everyone is of age and consenting I am 100% on board with it and don't have a chip on your shoulder because of it either it's not my thing and that's fine he'll never eat pizza I can't I'm crushed forever now it destroys me too he really wants wants to eat i want to eat pizza so bad it's a diabetic it's a diabetic thing in college i grew up a lot about it so it's just like but no if they didn't like it when i said can i watch yeah no no no i'm sorry okay no if you have desires i mean life is short man if there's something that again everyone's on board with it and it's i'm all about it go for it might not be my thing but go for it it's fine i got no problem with that but don't don't hide behind don't don't put up a bullshit screen yeah yeah that's the better way to put it yes yeah and there's a lot of that out there which i find really distasteful don't don't put on a bullshit screen.

Yeah, thank you. That's a better way to put it, yes. Yeah, it's pretty simple. And there's a lot of that out there, which I find really distasteful. Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining. Yeah. I only did that once. Come on. Today. It's really hot. She pissed on my cup. I'm like, did I piss on my back and tell me it's raining? No, no, she pissed in my cup. I can't. Oh, yes, I did piss in your cup. Oh, that's a whole other story. Another story for another show. Thank you.

A whole nother podcast to come see what we did tonight we're terrible that way got you mister i think we actually talked about that on the show yes we did well this one was we were out drinking one night yes there's alcohol involved there's always alcohol involved i'm sorry to say this we came home and again the same way we are on it now today is the first day you met us in person that's correct okay and when you walked up and sat down with us you're already you guys are the same guys you are on the show bashing on each other we're no different off air than we are i think we're worse in private than we are no I don't think so we came home and we it's pretty close to what I saw on the podcast.

We had two bathrooms in this old house we had, and we both ran up to the same bathroom, and I beat her to the bathroom, and I'm pissing. And I would sit there without peeing, and I stopped the stream. And then I'd start peeing. I'm like, I gotta pee, I gotta pee.

Don't do that to me right now, because I might might have to go pee So I had an old Tupperware cup That she always thought was disgusting And she's like just throw that fucking thing away I'm like no it's fine So I'm sitting there peeing And all of a sudden I hear this other noise I turn around I'm like what the fuck And she's peeing into my cup I'm like you bitch Fuck you You gotta go I mean, well, I'm like, what the fuck? And she's peeing into my cup. I'm like, you bitch. She goes, fuck you. You got to go. You got to go. Well, I'm fucking with her. I'm peeing, then I stop the stream.

Then I'm peeing, then I stop the stream. Serves you right, motherfucker. I'm pissing your cup. You couldn't rinse it out? Come on. It's just my pee, for God's sakes. I know where that pussy's been. It's sterile, believe it or not. It's sterile, and I like the taste. I know where that pussy's been. It's not my pussy. It's not my pussy. There you go. It's all attached. Not quite, but close. Close. But anyway. It's not my pussy. So that's that story, but anyway. Yeah, that's what. I pissed in his cup. Well, we're way off the subject right now. That's okay.

Pissed in my parade, pissed in my cup, pissed pissing my i piss on a lot of things of his but i did not piss on your shoes no because i can't pee that high i have tried you're not that tall true 411 my next life i will be 5'2 i vow this wow well i don't think 5'2 is tall whatever gets you there honey you're fine the way you are everything fits just fine well yeah children's shoes that blanket of princesses on it i can wear them that starts to get a little kinky I can wear them. Proudly. Seriously. That starts to get a little kinky. I can wear them. Whatever gets you there, honey.

Yeah, that's right. They're a size five and a half. The half makes a difference. Surely does. The other foot's six, but. It's not unusual that they're a little different. She's a lot different. So many ways. One boot to the other is a little different. There you go. Pretty normal. That's pretty normal. One ball to the other might be a little bigger. Oh, no doubt about that. Back to our initial. Topic. Topic.

Sure Sure What he said Topic Sure But Yeah no it's So what everybody's into Is into as long as they're consent Yeah that's fine That's fine yeah And mood strikes you I get it As long as everyone's consenting End of age Somebody sticks a foot in my mouth And you know by by golly i suck on it and if somebody says i'm not into that or will they gently like push it to the side then you know okay okay yeah usually though like when when you're sucking his dick over he's like no get away yeah he did oh completely yeah of course he did watch hint. He was like, grab your head in there. I want you deep.

Your whiskers aren't rubbing my balls enough. My whiskers? Oh, you son of a bitch. He's such a dick. I shaved. I waxed. Last week. Grab a full beard. Five o'clock fucking shadow. Oh, my God. Hormones and menopause are not kind to a woman. No, they're not. I can tell you that. Definitely not. Women are kind to men. Love you. Love you. I love you too, dear. Even though I have as much facial hair as you do. It comes in better than my beard. I'm glad I could say no, that's not true. I got a couple of wild hairs here. I have what I have. That's what I've always had. I'll give you credit.

You suck dick better than I do. Well, thank you. Because I've never sucked dick. Well, that explains a whole lot. It has to be better than I do. She definitely does suck it well. I'll give her that. Yeah, she does. in. I like to put that like, you know, the suck the suction into the word suck, you know, really, like, just create, like, a vacuum. Vacuum? A vacuum. Is that your German name besides Kumslut? Kumslut. We're going to go back to that, are we? I'm not sure I want to know. He's all hard. It's so romantic. Yeah, completely. I do what I can. I do who I can. Hear, hear. Yeah. Yes, you do.

Not a bad thing. No matter what the, you know. Restraining orders say. That's it, you know. That's it, man. It's a collection of autographs. That's the way I look at it. Yeah, you can look at it any way you want, dear. Special awards. Special awards. Yeah, he's special. Sheriff's awards, yeah. Sheriff's awards. Mm-hmm. That there sheriff thought I was mighty fine driving that 85 down that little road. And that 25-mile speed limit. So we shot the one video before today's show. Yes, we did. And I think it's safe to say you're going to want to shoot more with him. Oh, absolutely. Okay.

Absolutely. Okay. Definitely a lot of fun.

You're very – I like guys that are very verbal with what they want and need and you know take a little more direction like me leave me the fuck alone bitch see i like that you fucking ruined my life there we go i tell you i tell you oh it's all done with love though yeah you know you just have to express yourself you've ruined my life cunt there you go see there that's right there that's love for you tell you exactly what i want get out of my life bitch i can't take this seriously yes there was alcohol involved yes there was yeah and it was good just a little teeny bit a little bit of bourbon a little bit of scotch you went from bourbon.

A little bit of bourbon. Scotch. Yeah, you know. A little bit of scotch. You went from bourbon to scotch. Is that, like, bad to do? Is that going from like a... No, same shit. Brown liquids are good. Just keep with the brown liquids. Different countries. Okay. Same thing, different countries. Everybody talks about, like, if they drink, like, a brown... No, you don't want to go from, like, you know, tequila to bourbon to... I'm doing vodka tonight. That's no good. I don't know.

you don't want to go from like you know uh what i'm drinking like bourbon yeah yeah that that i'm doing vodka that's a no good that's a no good uh yes that that between my legs is uh vodka the hot wife hot white vodka vodka drink okay it's very good it's like the last of the summertime drinks because we'll be closing our pool soon and i'm sad and it's very cold Thank you.

can drink okay it's very good it's like the last of the summertime drinks because we'll be closing our pool soon and i'm sad and it's very cold you're sad so many ways i am when i check the water temperature is 75 degrees it's like why couldn't you be 78 i would swim in you if you were 78 degrees oh you would swim at full 75 i'm 98.1 but you won't touch me well pool water is so much wow damn i'm 98.1 but you won't touch me well the pool water is so much wow damn that hurts put in the order for the hot tub next week you know if i'd like you if i'd like you that would really hurt but bring it from our old house and we're like where the fuck we're plugging in there's that yeah more important we're built where a house now is built into a hill as you've seen it's like i'm putting down a fucking 800 pound hot tub up the hill no no no i'd have it down there lots of young strong guys she would just fuck it we wouldn't get the hot tub up the hill no she have to make her wait until they get it up the hill then you fuck them oh there you go you have to have some restraint oh god restraint but she doesn't restraint.

But she doesn't. I do like that word. As opposed to restrain you? Oh, well, that's a whole different thing. I do like being restrained, don't I? You've got to work on that. Wow. Go in there, are we? I'm just dabbling in. I'm just getting my feet wet into the restraint world. You're getting a foot dabbled in you. Oh, I bet. Hey, stop that.

Foot not got fit in me 12 inches well yeah 12 inches might i don't know just give or take give or take it might not all fit in at the same time i don't know a little foreplay helps helps a long way a whole long way so i can vouch for the eight and that's just that's all I know about. I'm good with eight. Believe you me. What does it look like? The Grand Canyon here? Do you want my answer? What? Do you want my answer? No, I don't want your answer because you're bullshit anyway. I'm tiny. I'm a small person. I can't handle a lot of you know, it's like sticking 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag.

Should we talk about it this morning? What about this morning? Ben? That wasn't 10 pounds of shit. No, but that was about 9, 10 inches. Yeah. I felt that in my epiglottis, let me tell you that. Talk about a heart massage. Pretty much. That's fine. That's just fine. Okay, should we end the show? Yes, Gracie, let's end the show. Say goodnight, Gracie. Say goodnight, Gracie. Goodnight, Gracie. All right, so again, thank you everyone for listening. And check out hotwifedonnalyn.com. And listen to all the craziness. If you want to email us, email us at? Hotwifedonnalynonline.com. What is it?

You give me shit all the time, bitch. All the fucking time. Fuck you. If you want to email us, hotwifep wife podcast at gmail.com that's right ah hot wife podcast at gmail.com let us know what you think of the show let us know if there's a topic you want us to talk about if there's something you want to complain about with donna or my ass my husband's an asshole about your ass oh i got a lot of complaints about your ass don't go there i got a lot of complaints about your ass I don't know.

husband's an asshole about your ass oh i got a lot of complaints about your ass what are you talking about so anyway i want to thank you all for listening and again thank you for the numbers keep growing um and uh don't matter what she says oh yeah don't listen to me i'm just having fun here so have a good night. Good night. Bye-bye.