What if Television Shows were swinger based?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast and i'm here and once again with my wonderful husband as you are you're here physically not mentally yeah still checked out after the last show okay yeah still so yeah last show So, yeah, the last show, it was our live show Sunday. Yes. That was a little out of hand, wasn't it? No. Not at all. Got a little carried away with that one. I don't know. I was just in a weird mood.

No, I don't. Asshole eating ass and stuff. Angelina brought that up. Yeah, yeah. It's not a topic I generally talk about. No, no. When she starts saying about food, shoving it up their ass and eating it, I'm like, what? Yeah, let's just keep moving. Yeah. Yeah, different topic tonight. Completely different. Nowhere near that. Nope. Hey, God bless her. She's all about that. Good for her. Yeah. It's whatever you're into, be true to yourself, right? If you like eating ass, then by all means, go for it. Whatever. Not going to even, like I said, not going to venture there again. Nope, nope.

It was funny. It was a riot, but that's been done. Yeah.

So the topic tonight that i came up with was what if different sitcoms or television shows were turned into the theme or the concept was they're actually swingers yeah okay so it's like let's let's find some let's find some tv shows that uh and i like i said we don't talk about topics no we come up with a topic then we talk about on air now this one had to be a little different i told donna come up with like five or so tv shows that might have been fun if they were swingers uh-huh i'll have a couple okay it might be kind of fun so You go first to sound really stupid but Gilligan's Island I had that one on my list we're going to have some oh Gilligan's Island would have been hysterical honestly this island by themselves and you have like okay there's Mrs.

Howe Mary Ann Ginger there's three three women and what four men three men four men four men so you know there could have been some really interesting positions going on there a lot of positions yeah okay so who do you think the most popular female would have been I mean I know who the directors think it should have been oh Mary Ann yeah Mary Ann was hot. Yeah. She was a hot woman, too. I think Ginger. Ginger was too stuck up. Too stuck up. She would be like, oh, why don't you pee out of that? I'm not going to suck on that. But Mary Ann would be like, yeah, babe.

If you're on a deserted fucking tropical island and you're wearing evening gowns all the fucking time. There's something wrong. Something wrong with you. Yeah. I mean, Mary Ann showed the most skin. Right, she had the little shorts. She's the originator of the Daisy Dukes. Yeah, back in the 60s, absolutely. And those little tops that were tied. Okay, so now who in that scenario, who was playing and who wasn't? I think Professor would have gotten all the pussy. But he might have been gay, in all honesty. Nah. Yeah, I always question, like, okay, wait, you're on a deserted island.

You have two women, two women that you definitely want to be, like, you know, macking on. Right. Right? The dude was too busy making coconut radios and shit, you know? It's like, dude. He was very stoic. If you think you're going to die on this island or something, even if you're not going to die on this island, I'd be fucking chasing that shit around. I developed some kind of laundry detergent that ate up their clothes so they wouldn't have to wear clothing on this island. Oh, my God. I think, yeah, I don't know. You know. Now, Mrs.

Howe, you're not going to get her pregnant, so you could well wear that thing. Oh, yeah, that's true. Now, you know, that thing's going to be tight as shit because that rich bitch, she ain't putting out. I don't know. And I think Gilligan and Professor would have hooked up. Oh, you know, I think little buddy.? My little buddy. I'm just saying. That's how I see it. Nothing wrong with it. But that would have been a great swinger cruise. Yeah, on a deserted island. They went out to go boff in the ocean a little. Make some waves. I got caught up in a storm, wind up on this island.

It's like, all right. There we go. Hell yeah, man. Party continues. Oh, fuck yeah. It's just getting started now. Yeah, I thought. And then these people show up on the island, you know, all these different characters that show up. And it's like, you know, it's like, why would anyone want to hurt them or do anything to them if, like, Marianne's gobbling on the thing, you know? You're right. You're absolutely right. I think it would have been a great show. It would have been a great show. We just made a very pseudo-wholesome show into something very domestic.

Hopefully, the next time you go to watch it, you sit there and you start thinking about it and go, yeah yeah, I see it, yeah. Yeah, I can see Ginger making a fucking coconut strap on and going after Professor. Coconut strap on. Or bananas, I don't know, you know. Bananas, okay. You know, but, you know, it's like, I just think he was gay. Maybe, I don't know. And I think, you know, the captain was probably impotent. Skipper was impotent. As he wasn't trying, he was just too busy. Again, maybe he was gay. He kept smacking the, you know, Gilligan with his fucking hat and shit.

He's like, you know, little buddy, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, let's go back to the boat and play in the galley. Oh, my God. That's sad. It's possible. It could have been perverted. Yeah, you know, that'd be the whole thing. It's just like, okay, really? Who, if that was a scenario, it's like, okay, professor was gay. Okay. Skipper? I'm not sure. You know? Gilligan?

Dude, you're the youngest one on there you should be trying to get pussy you could take you could take thurston how out if you really wanted to fuck mrs how you're gonna take who's gonna you know what are you gonna do go in one of those fucking bamboo prisons they make yeah it could have just been a threesome you know three whatever you know i think? I think if they would have fucked him, he might have gotten some common sense. No, I think, yeah, there's no common sense there. Yeah, I mean, it was a ridiculous show. It was ridiculous. All right. I enjoyed it.

As a kid, though, I really enjoyed that show. Now you just ruined it. You soiled my childhood memories. I've ruined so much of your life already for so many other aspects. What's one more thing? Add it to the fucking pile. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm not going to do Gomer Piles as a segue. Okay. But, you know, if Gomer, and, you know, what's his name? Jim Neighbors was gay. I don't know what that. And I wonder if he used Spunkload. Maybe.

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It's a fun thing to think about. It's swinger-related. We've done that when we're watching TV. We're like, what if this show is freaking with a bunch of swingers? And we're like, oh, yeah. Do you think he would do her? Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you're not done. Yeah. So now, okay. Okay, what about you? Okay, so one of the most obvious ones would have to be Three's Company. Three's Company. I mean, really. You know, Jack was this playboy. The girls didn't want him. So they're either lesbian or his dick was too small. And also he... And then Mrs. Roper, she was a nympho. Oh, yeah.

She was definitely a nympho. She'd fuck the crack of dog, that woman. Well, the thing is, like, in the actual television show, they told Mr. Roper that Jack was, that he was gay. Yeah, in the show. Yeah, that was the concept, yeah. Yeah, that was the concept, he was gay. Well, back in those days, women living with men, it was like, ooh, yeah. So, but, yeah, Mr. Roper just seemed like kind of a sick fuck with a little smile. Yeah, I know. He was a little. Fucking freak. Yeah, he probably was a little, had women chained up in his basement, I'm sure about that. Mrs. Roefer was pegging him.

Oh, yeah, she wore the pants in that relationship. You don't know what was under that muumuu she had. No, she always was like that, yeah, like it was a muumuu. A muumuu kind of thing. It's like fucking bad curtains from the living room. Oh, my God, yeah.

But, yeah, but if, you know, if those women were, if, you know, Chrissy and whatever the other character's name was suzanne well suzanne summers yeah she was chrissy and and joyce to wit was i forgot her character's name yeah i forget too yeah just pretend those characters are all kind of into it you know jackie getting from fucking nasty good some fucking threesome oh yeah absolutely absolutely yeah susan summers had a great little body joyce toce with had a great little turd cutter on her yeah you know you could park your bike in that sure you know absolutely why would you why would you need to go out of the house then jack had his buddy who was a playboy they come over they could be fucking you know a little fucking buddy yeah he had um i don't remember yeah he had a playboy kind of like he'd go out he was like the guy trying to fuck everything and walk out okay yeah i don't remember the character's name but yeah so but that would have been like the easy one that's like low hanging fruit there three's company three's company you know that'd been a lot more interesting i think you know you might get a lot more seasons out of something like that maybe i don't know maybe yeah we could keep it light-hearted that would be kind of fun i mean they yeah that that would definitely be an easy one yeah okay dragging the ropers you're right she she would go she would be banging the shit out of jack yeah not that he would want that but you know but, you know, you don't know.

She might suck a mean dick. She might. You know? Take her teeth out. She was a DP woman, I bet. I betcha. That character, she was a DP. She was like, bring on everybody, Jack. Invite the whole team. Yep. You know? All right, so what would be your next show? Oh, God. I was going through some of them. Actually, what I came up with was, well, you don't know what that, but I see it like every day because I watch old TV with my aunt. Sure. And that would be the Andy Griffith show because actually in real life, he was truly fucking half the women on the show. Yeah, he was just a cheater. Yeah. Yeah.

But I I'm saying was there enough women to men ratio on the show yes again I haven't watched it he was always for some reason they had the character I am trying to say with shows that hopefully our listeners might actually know so if you go have MeTV go waste a half hour of your life and watch the Andy Griffith show. There's a reason that show ended. Besides, he died. Yeah, it's almost too wholesome. But the back story is he's dating a lot of people, too. You're really getting old on me. Yeah, I know. Andy Griffith show, really? Hey, I have to take care of my aunt, and that's what she watches.

But there's's a lot of I mean, he could have been banging the school teacher And this person And the one girl's cousin I mean, there was a lot of people Coming in and out of there He would have been in the middle of a lot of pussy A lot of pussy And back then, it would have been all hairy Well, yeah, 1960s. What's next? Petticoat Junction? I don't even remember Petticoat Junction that well. Okay, well, we're not going to talk about that. Okay, let's get to something that actually would be interesting. Oh, sorry. I don't want to see black and white. I don't... You know, porn. Porn.

Fucking 1940s. It's almost a silent movie fucking swear thing. It's not. It's 1960s. Oh, a Charlie Chaplin movie would be great. Oh, wait. Here's one that might have been a really easy one. It just came into my mind. Charlie's Angels. Three hot women. That'd be more of an escort movie than, I think, a swinger movie. Now I get in particular on me. No. No, it's fine. No, I agree with you. That'd be fine. It could have been a swinger movie. But the thing is, there has to be some kind of ratio of men and women. Maybe they're all bi or gay. They don't have to be all straight. Okay, that's fine.

Yeah, that's fine. I mean, a lot of people had fantasies of those three women being bi or whatever. How about Seinfeld? Why is your penis out? That show is just a little... Well, Elaine would be getting laid all the time. She's the only one. There's like nobody either. Well, they'd bring other women in. Obviously, you've seen like they would have like the bad lighting woman and stuff like that. Oh, the bad lighting woman. I forgot about that. You know, but you could have, you know, George would be yelling at everybody, fuck my dick, you know, or whatever. Shrinkage.

No, he'd be going back to the shrinkage thing. It's the shrinkage. Stay away from the cold water. That's why I don't go in the pool until it's like 85 degrees. That's right, because it's shrinkage. God damn right. But Jerry Seinfeld is like, Molly, are you close? Still on? Yep. Oh, no, no. Did you not bring another girlfriend? Oh, the two whack jobs that would be on there would be. He would just be creepy and stay away from him. Hi, Jerry. Hi, Jerry. Jerry. The soup Nazi. No. No penis for you.

Kramer, I think, would be like the fucking loose loose cannon he's the one that would be with like angelic it was angelina yeah yeah he'd be the same eat my ass yeah he would be that person he would be that person absolutely all right well then the other one we talked how we came up the topic, we were at breakfast at this diner the other day, and they like to put on I Love Lucy. Which is probably me TV or TV land. Whatever. It was black and white. But people know that more than they know the fucking Andy Griffith show. Everybody knows I Love Lucy. I mean, come on. There's been so many spoofs.

There's been so many spoofs on fucking I Love Lucy. Oh, yeah. Okay. How many spoofs do you know of on, I mean, Married with Children had a spoof one time with Andy Griffith Show with the whistling. Oh, yeah. And stuff, and the lake was toxic. They were fishing it. That makes sense. Choke on it, bitch. Couldn't give me a hard time. There you you go Words I've never said to you You light sack of shit But anyway Yeah In the I love Lucy thing I wanted to say this so bad the other day at breakfast And I didn't It's like okay, okay, you have Fred and Ethel, and then you have Lucy and Ricky Ricardo.

Right, Ricky. So, poor Lucy, if she had to swap with Ethel for her husband. Right, Fred. Fred was just like old, gray, bald. He had his pants pulled up so fucking high to his nipples, his belly hung out below his belt. It's just like, I don't think Fred'd been getting laid. No, he'd be like, why don't you sit over there, Fred? I'll get you later. Fred, here's a camera. Yeah, you take the photographer. Wait a minute. Lucy, I'm going to fuck it though. Lucy, I have some explaining to do. You got some explaining to do. You got cum dripping out your ass.

Yeah, we could really make these very wholesome television shows into something very demented and immoral pretty easily. Yeah. Pretty easily. Now, there are kids in this one, so they would not be involved in this. Absolutely. Married with children. You know, with the neighbors, with Marcy's. Yeah, Marcy Darcy. And Peg would have definitely, definitely been a... You know, now, obviously, Al wasn't going to fuck Marcy. No. Oh, God, no. You know? No.

been a you know now obviously al wasn't gonna fuck marcy no oh god no you know no but he kept calling her a chicken he's yeah well but the thing is they've been kind of more interesting you know and and all of a sudden al had a fucking bbw fetish oh at work he'd be getting and fucking stooped every day. That's one thing he didn't have. No, obviously.

had a fucking bbw fetish oh at work he'd be getting fucking oh you know stripped every day that's one thing he didn't have no obviously he did not have that at all no bbw fetish for him no no now i can't pick on any particular one but soap operas why aren't they soap operas are basically porn without the fucking yeah yeah i don't even know what soap operas are still even on anymore i have no idea i was never into them no no no we work and have taste um but they're just i don't know about taste but we work they're just as bad as acting oh yeah as the world turns my stomach turns general hospital and all of that they're just as bad as acting oh yeah as the world turns my stomach turns general hospital all that crap technically they are kind of a swinger because you know what one month this girl's fucking this guy next month she's fucking that guy it's like technically I think soap operas are kind of a swinging show already well there's a lot of um fucking behind the scenes there was one it's before my time so it was peyton's place there wasn't tv yeah well shut up peyton's place when somebody says oh that's a peyton's place that's a tv show and everybody was fucking everybody else you love love these old references to like radio.

Well, I guess now they would say Melrose Place. It was the same thing. Everybody was fucking everybody. Yeah. It was that teenager thing. Yeah, there were teenagers more like than adults. Saved by the bell. Well, actually, that guy did do porn. The one guy you don't want to see naked on that show did porn. Who was that? Who did porn? Squeech, Screech, Squelch. Oh, yeah. I know the name. I can't picture him right now. Dustin Diamond was his name. He actually did porn. He ran into some financial issues. I don't know if it was taxes or what it was.

He needed money, so he actually got into doing porn. Oh, my goodness. I don't know how well he did or did not do. Oh, I don't know if it was taxes or or what it was he needed money so he actually got into doing porn oh my goodness i don't know how well he did or did not do i don't want to know i don't want to see it well okay i would just be curious that's all i'm sure you get on the internet we could find it oh yeah i didn't even think about that though yeah yeah dustin diamond did porn i don't know if he did one movie. It's like Sizemore, that actor. I mean, he just passed not long ago.

He had a big drug problem and everything else. It was the same thing. He got involved. He did porn, too, a couple of videos. You've got to do what you've got to do. Says the woman who does porn. Exactly. You've got to do what you've got to do. I have no problem with that. I'm not saying, oh, you're going to be doing that. Are you crazy? No, I'm not giving you a hard time about it yet. You're constantly giving me a hard time. My God, stop it. Don't push that button. Don't push my buttons all the time, so stop pushing that button. Don't push that button. I mean, what are some TV shows?

We don't have TV, so I don't know. How about a movie? What would be a good movie that was, actually, it would be interesting? That Santa Clarita Diet. Oh, the Santa Clarita Diet with Drew Barrymore. Oh, that one was, it would have gotten really gross really quickly because it was a zombie. How about we change the title from 50 First Dates to 50 Hot Dates? 50 Hot Dates. Oh, that's fucking funny. Oh, my God. That's pretty good. I like that. 50 Hot Dates. But she doesn't remember. She doesn't remember. Another date. Whatever. 50 Hot Dates. 50 Hot Dates. I hot days. 50 hot dates. I like that.

That's pretty good. Good Luck Chuck was kind of a fucking... Good Luck Chuck was kind of like... That's a great movie. If you've never seen that movie, check that one out. Good Luck Chuck. That's actually pretty good. That's a pretty funny movie. It's cute. That's a one we usually... Jessica Alba is in it, just looking gorgeous, as always. She plays our cards, right?

She could have me contact us Jessica yeah reach out to me at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com Jessica I am available have you seen a recently widowed I am recently widowed I was going to say that fuck you I know all your jokes now She fell into the wood chipper. Again. Three times. Three times. Oh, my God. Yeah, that one actually is almost, in its own right, like a swinger movie, sort of. In a way. Yeah, in a way. Yeah, if you haven't seen the movie, yeah, it's really good. I don't want to ruin it. It's really fun. You can't ruin it. My client.

Yeah, if you haven't seen it i don't want to ruin it what about um that that almost could be like a couple's resort was that the one where they couple's resort that'd be great that's where they're almost switching in yeah is that the one with the uh they take that yoga class and he's got his dick in it boom he's almost like dry fucking i'm doing this like these stretches yeah couple's resort that's uh vince vaughn vince vaughn and a bunch of other big yeah comedic names and stuff yeah it's really uh it's light-hearted it's it's good yeah um jason bateman's in it yes jason bateman's in it yeah it's uh but it's very very funny that's a good one light-hearted again that if you watch it and you think about it, it's like, okay, they're trying to fix their own marital problems, but maybe they guys, well, maybe you guys need to swap it all out.

Yeah, maybe. Try something different so you can appreciate it. So instead of the resorts they're at, you can pretend it's hedonism. Yeah. I think that would be good. Yeah, that's got potential. That's got potential. That one wouldn't be hard to make that into a swinger movie as it is. No, that would take very little script editing there. Yeah, not at all. Fucking, yeah, re-release that or just go with it. Just go with it would be one. That would be an easy one to switch. Oh, grown-ups.

Gr yeah some helmet hike i could see that yeah of course there's kids in that we had to leave the kids at home yeah yeah the kids didn't happen the kids this is grown-ups five you know the kids have all grown up and moved away. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. But, you know, they all go to that mountain resort, you know, to. Or whatever, you know. Reminisce about whatever and. Yeah. Things happen and. Some hike and some more bathing suits, that would be all good. That's nothing wrong with that. That fucking guy in one, the high-pitched voice, all the muscles. That's funny. Oh, that's funny.

Rob Schneider with the bad wig that keeps flopping up. That would be so fucking funny. He's banging somebody and the wig keeps flopping up. That would be fucking funny. I mean, everybody would like to have seen Dukes of Hazzard, but they were all cousins, first cousins, so that would be wrong. That would be wrong. Yeah. On all kinds of levels there. I don't know. I don some kind of sexual swinger Okay. So here's one. Okay. All right. Cheers is now a swinger bar. Oh. Hmm. No? Kirstie Alley taking it. Oh, but Kirstie Alley is great. Oh, this is like after the Shelleylly Long.

Well, it could have progressed. You know, Shelly Long was in there and, you know, Rhea Perlman, not so much. But, you know, hey, you know, you got to have that nasty little bitch in there somewhere. Somewhere. You know, someone's got to take care of Norm and Cliff. Cliff, oh, my God. You know? Nami. You know? Oh, no. Cheers. You know, it Oh no Cheers It becomes a swinger club Yeah, it's a swinger bar all of a sudden Oh that's just so not right No And they go back into the office There's just mattresses around Oh my god Musical It's like the pool table back to that little hallway.

Again, it's another bed. Maybe a little BDSM room. There you go. Yeah, but a little bit of creativity. You could have really made that into some kind of... I think it would have been even more popular. Way more popular. You know? Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that one. But, you know. Honeymooners. You want to get back to old shows. Oh, my God. Honeymooners. Bang. Zoom. Right in your ass. Hey, Ruffy boy. Yeah. Your wife's got a tight asshole. Whoa. That's terrible. I'm going to tell you. To the moon, Alice. I'm going to blow my load all over your wife's face.

Norton, cream her eyes shut. That's fucking funny. Of course, you have to know the honeymoon is... Humana. Oh, my God. A piece of Americana just got... Ruined. Ruined, yeah. You just made it... Yeah, you soiled it. Oh, my God. That's too funny. So, we're going to go with that. Then you have to go to the Flintstones because the Flintstones was just the cartoon version. Oh, that's... Yeah i can yeah little little swinger cartoon yeah fred giving it to betty yeah yeah it's a little sound effect well and again you have to use all the same terminology with the stuff it's like, I'm rock hard.

Rock hard. That's not a no-brainer right there. You know, it's... Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. Again, this gets a little strange, a little too much family, but Beverly Hillbillers. Oh, that's a little too incestual right there. Wow. Yeah, well, you know, you had Mr. Drysdale gives it to Granny. Oh, man. You know, what was her name? What was the daughter's name? Ellie May. Ellie May, yeah. Donna Douglas. Donna Douglas, yeah. I don't know who she'd fuck, you know.

There's just not enough, the ratio there was not, you could, there was no other federal lesbian That's not even pool punches That was quite obvious She had shorter hair Than fucking Jed Clamp Fucking. Fucking her Adam's apple. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. No. No. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, but, yeah. It could have made some of these TV shows pretty more interesting. A lot more interesting. You know? Yeah. The Partridge family, it was all relatives. You can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. I was thinking even the Partridge family. What was the other one? Oh, even the Brady Bunch.

You know, the kids, just two families. They could. They technically could have fucked. Because they weren't. Think about it. They weren't blood. No, not at all. That could get in real hair real quick. He had three sons of his own. She had three daughters of her. They were not blood. That could have been a little... Now, for television, they don't have to be over 18. Of course. So it's going to be one of the reunion shows. Absolutely. But once those young ones turn 18, all the guys can be stupid Alice. Poor Alice. Fucking throw that apron up over her fucking head.

Lift that blue fucking dress that's 700 fucking years old. Ride that big old ass that sam didn't ride oh my god now she probably she probably has it like her little maid quarters is actually a little dungeon she comes out wearing a black pleather outfit well maybe it's underneath that you know she's got like big nipple piercings and shit like you have to wait on her fucking pussy lips hanging down there you're awful you know and and i know now that mr brady was gay so yeah he wasn't getting it. Okay.

You have the weights on her fucking pussy lips Hanging down there You're awful And I know now that Mr. Brady was gay So he wasn't getting any of it So But maybe Mrs. Brady was stupid Sam I don't know Wow So how about the other one Would have been that 70 show I thought about that I'm sure you did. I was like, I don't know. There's too many people that are related. No, no. All the kids. No, they all have to be over 18. Okay. They have to be over 18. When they do that whole pot scene, they go around the room.

Yeah, but all of a sudden, one of the girls is missing, and here she is laying down there, and they're all gangbanging her. Smoking pot while they all fucking, you know, she's sucking a dick, jerking a guy out, getting it in the pussy, you know. You know, and they're smoking pot. Oh, he just said. Yeah, she's really a good team player. All these are defiling these poor shows.

Nothing is sacred with us not anything is sacred but i think me adding the swinging element could make them more entertaining that's true there's also uh maybe i shouldn't bring it up with this one go ahead you're already committed go yeah yeah they're jumped out of the airplane your parachute just ride it down bitch there are shows that actually lend themselves to the swinger community or more like BDSM you know what show I'm talking about no I don't oh Bonded that show was hysterical remember it was one that had like shorts oh that's a it was a short series a lot of people didn't see that bringing that one up just doesn't oh really oh yeah that was a little Netflix series yeah it was but it's hysterical it was good if you get a chance to see it on Netflix I don't even know if it's there we Thank you.

Bringing that one up just doesn't... Oh, really? Oh, man. Yeah, that was a little Netflix series. Yeah, it was... But it's hysterical. It was so fucking funny. If you get a chance to see it on Netflix, I don't even know if it's there. We ditched that subscription years ago. Yeah, years ago. But, you know... It's super cute, and, you know, it's all doing, like, the BDSM aspect of... Yeah. But it's comedic.

it's very funny it was little 20 minute shows or something like that, it was pretty funny I enjoyed that, I watched it a few times I'm going to say the majority of people who might listen to the show they can search it out if it's on, it might not be available who knows, that's why a lot of other shows out there that we haven't seen that could really be defiled into making them into swinger type sitcoms or movies Breaking Bad I don't know if you can do that one. Instead of making meth, they make ecstasy. Ecstasy. That's terrible too. And we're making fucking Viagra or something. Viagra.

You know. Everybody walks around with a big know it's terrible you know there's you know guy getting the two sisters you know oh yeah yeah that's right they're sisters and then you know swap it out with this you know his brother-in-law yeah yeah that would be a hard they have that camper you know they go out in the desert and they have a little fucking, you know, romp session going on out in the camper. They bring in the young guy and all of a sudden, you know. Bada bing, bada boom. You got a four or something going on. You got a four or five something, whatever.

You know, they invite some of that Mexican cartel in there. Add some spice, you know. That's awful. They got that pool back there. They got. Back in the house, you know. Yeah house that's a nice pool too yeah it used to piss me off that nobody's ever swimming in that pool really used to really piss me off i was like you got this beautiful pool you really focus on like stupid shit i know but people should we could be swimming and they'll be so nice and sexy, but no one's ever swimming in a pool. Because swimming is so much fun to watch on TV. Could be. Could be. Just checking. Huh.

Never pictured you for that. I'm so disappointed. No, too bad. Too bad. Come on, pools are always sexy. Come on. See, now a great BDSM show would have been, if they were of age and not all related, Adam's Family or The Monsters. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be like the BDSM shows. Yeah, yeah, especially with, was it Uncle Fester had the bed of nails? Oh, yeah. He had a hole, and of course he had a lab. Grandma Monster. Yeah. Yeah, but in, well, you had in The Monsters, you had, you know, Grandpa Monster, he had his little dungeon. That's what I said. He had, well, it was a lab.

No, you said Adam's family, didn't you? Uncle Fester was Adam's family, yeah. Yeah, you're right. And now the hot daughter, it wasn't their daughter, it was their niece. Right. So Herman could have been stripping. Could have been. What's her name? Lily Ann. Lily. No, Lily was the wife. Lily's the wife. What the heck was her name? I forget. Yeah, they can find that juxtaposition there where she was, like, weird looking. Yeah, I know. You know. But, you know, there's no other women. There would have just been a family thing, which is kind of West Virginia-ish.

Can't be making that into a swinger. No, but it would be more of a bonded show, though. Yeah, bonded for sure. I just had the niece's name on my tongue, and I forgot it, but whatever. Yeah, but those two obviously would be more of a BDSM type show. We could defile them, too. Now, would The Odd Couple be a gay show? Very possibly. Well, you obviously had the one guy, kind of one who was a little feminine. He was a little bit late in the late for zero. And then you had, you know, the other guy who was kind of the more masculine one.

And you see gay couples like that where one guy's hard to tell he's gay. But the other one's like, oh, it's obvious. It's obvious. And it's fine. They're loud. Yeah. I agree with that. Hey, everyone has the right to be miserable. Everybody has that right. Yeah. But, you know. What other shows could we defile and make them obscene? Yeah, we haven't really watched TV in like over a year. Yeah, I know. The only TV I watch is when I'm taking care of my aunt, so that's it. That's all I see. I see what she wants.

You know, and you had, you know, like a lot of, like the older shows that i used to watch were like mccall's navy and shit and i'd just be oh here's one that might be kind of fun in in a very um she would have to be very subservient ijimajini or bewitched yeah oh ijimajini oh yeah she'd be a little fucking whore yeah oh yeah oh yeah she'd be fucking oh yeah oh the air force base oh yeah she'd be passed around yeah i always thought she was cute as a button barbara eden gorgeous woman i oh yeah i follow her on instagram where i was yeah she's gorgeous yeah she's she's a little cutie pie yeah she even now she's very well obviously if you're gonna go with that that Wonder Woman, Linda Carter Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god. The things that she could do, I mean you know. But that body, I don't care what she could or couldn't do. Oh no, she's got that lasso thing. I mean she can do all kinds of weird sexual things that tie you up and you know. Gets you to tell the truth. Gets you to tell the truth. That was one of the powers that I think. Yeah, I remember the lasso. It's like, you know, tie you up. It's like, I'm sorry, I'm impotent. What? That's not the truth I wouldn't hear. So, but yeah, no, Linda Carter, just Jesus Christ. Very hot. She's just, wow. These poor shows.

We've just put them right through the line. Never watched TV the same way again. No, no. You're go, oh, my God. Yeah, you've got to think about it. I mean, again, and if you guys have shows that you come up with that you think might be interesting with a swing or a twist, email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Yeah, I think it would be kind of fun to hear some of these other ones. I mean, there's so many shows we're not even. Oh, my God.

We just know the shows that have been so tried and true over the years that you know everybody knows about okay so you know these dating shows The Bachelor Bachelorette are they kind of swinging shows because they're kind of like prostituting these people out you know I mean technically is it really kind of a swinger show The Bachelor and The Bacheloret? Because you have one woman or one man being passed around and playing around with all these other ones. They go on these dates. It's like, I always wonder, like. And I think some of them have fucked most of them. You know what?

I've always wondered that. I really have always wondered. Of course. Not enough wondering to watch it, but just watch it. Just, oh, she didn't get the rose. Oh, well, I'll turn it down.

Especially okay you're however long this show takes place over let's call it two weeks i have no i have no idea so and then you're supposed to marry this person oh i so you know you're going to want to see everyone's dick if you're the woman and you have like eight bachelors you're like okay i got to see what they got and what they can do with it and as a man it doesn't matter if i'm going to marry You're going to want to fuck every one of them. You're like, man, I got to see what they got and what they can do with it. And as a man, it doesn't matter if I'm going to marry.

You're going to want to fuck every one of them. You're like, man, if I'm going to marry this woman when I'm done and I'm going back to that whole one pussy for the rest of my life thing, potentially, it's like I'm going to fuck every woman here. Good, bad, ugly, indifferent, hairy, shaved, whatever. I'm going to bang the snot out of everyone. Every single one. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. There have been a couple other shows where it's like Bachelorette in Paradise and they have all this drama going on. And what about like these other shows? There's the other reality shows. The Big Loser?

All fat people? No. Big sweaty people? That's how you lose weight it's all the sex you're losing weight instead of like jogging and lifting weights they're all just like they're all sex all the time there we go that's how you lose weight you know and you have the one like really hot chick or one real hot guy right you can't have them until you reach a certain weight goal oh Oh, see, they'll be more motivated to do something. Yeah, I'm telling you. There you go. That would be much more motivation, I think. Yeah. Much more motivation. If sex burns calories, they'd be...

I know, they'd be all skinny. I'll tell you. Yeah. Except I just eat after sex, so it puts it all back on. No, no, you don't. Stop. You're asleep. Oh, that's true. I bored you and you went to sleep I wanted to say something about these other shows Oh fuck I forget what it was now You brought up the whole The Biggest Loser Whatever I was thinking about Here's one no one would give a rat's fuck about. Jersey Shore. That's what I was thinking of. Thank you. Oh, the fuck, no. I don't want to see those fuckers. I want to see that be a murder-suicide pact. That's what I want to see.

That'd be the turn-on to me. Let's get rid of those fucking deadbeats. Oh, my God. They're awful. I'm the situation. Next. Here's the situation, asshole. an asshole and no one cares no one cares yep next you know i'm the situation i got your situation situation is my foot's buried so far up your fucking ass it's like oh my god oh good lord that sounds like it's it's like a cookie it should be like something you eat, not a woman. Snooki. I don't know. Next. Yeah, well, I'm going to touch that one. But that was the one I had in my mind. And you threw it out with the biggest loser.

But it was like, I look at it as incentive. Okay, so we can now go after, let's say, it needs to be like these America's Got Talents. Oh. It should be like america's got swingers oh who can suck the best dick whatever different techniques yeah oh my god you know you know okay so i won't know what you know like you know like they have the solo artist come out so it may just be some guy walks out there whips out his fucking 14 inch long and And Heidi Klum's like, oh, that's great. Are they standing ovation? It's like, oh, that's great. Everybody's standing up, he's a standing ovation.

It's like, oh, God, he jerked off for 30 seconds and just got me in the eye that far away. That's great. But then all of a sudden, you know, they have these choirs come out. All of a sudden, they come out, and it's just like a big fucking orgy of like 40 fucking people. Or, you know, like 15 guys come out, and one girl comes out.

They put out the massage table, and and all of a sudden it's a gangbang it's like oh my god look how she takes all that cock oh my god you know and of course you know howie mandela that's just not sanitary he's a germaphobe so yeah it's like that's disgusting but my gloves on yeah well don't get involved then you know simon you know i got it in his little fucking italian you know undershirt right right but yeah i think that's what they need you're gonna be a star well and again like you have the voice so the whole trick is they're fucking we get the high pitch out of the girl I'll see you next time.

But yeah, I think that's what they need to be. You're going to be a star. Well, and again, like you have the voice. So the whole trick is they're fucking them. They get the high pitch out of the girl. You're really going off the deep end here. Where do you come up with this stuff? I don't know. I think I missed my calling. I think you did. I think you did. My mom's calling. I should go.

But no, I mean, again, let's make these shows fun i would watch them yeah i actually would yeah so you know they have all the like the gymnast the gymnast or gymnastics ones with the sex you add gymnastics and sex together but just picture like okay the the one with the voice or whatever you got their backs to them right you know kind of thing and so All they hear is ah oh my god your dick's so big the button they spin around oh my god his dick is so big i wish you're my team you know or whatever i don't know and the stars are looking at each other i don't know should we turn around and see if his dick is that big is she yeah was she really coming i can't tell it's like oh my god do i want to hit the buzzer no you know now you won't see the parents of those people on the sidelines cheering them on it's like oh god i hope my daughter's getting fucked good enough that they turn around that's terrible no you might have like friends or like other playmates cheering you're on maybe you know but or in our case maybe a husband or would be cheering you on.

That's what I'm saying. It'd be a swinger thing. It'd be a swinger thing. Okay. Survivor. Naked and afraid. Well, or naked and afraid. Well, that's just, yeah, but I have a funny feeling they had to fuck these people naked and afraid. Oh, I don't know. I think Survivor, you know, these would be nude competitions. Naked and afraid is a nude competition. Yeah, and those people always wind up getting fucked up by nature. They do. You know, snake bites and poison whatever and fucking sunburn. Third degree sunburn. Oh, my God. That'll stop you right in your tracks.

That'd just be like me going to hedonism and being naked in the sun it'd just be like the first day it's like okay i'm done i can't i got sunburn i can't i'm so sunburned i can't fuck i can't do anything i'm miserable oh that would suck yeah but no but survivor you know the competitions might be sexual like you know naked wheelbarrow race kind of thing where it's like okay you gotta she gets up on her hands you put your dick in her and you run down the beach and she has to go on her hands and you know stuff like that these people have to be in really good shape and that's not you and I oh I didn't say I was gonna go on the god damn show the fuck I got a foot in reality I'm too old first of all no one would want to see this body naked on TV but just think you would get in shape especially you know you did all this stuff you'd be in such great shape I'm telling you Thank you.

foot in reality. I'm too old, first of all. No one would want to see his body naked on TV. I just think you would get in shape, especially if you did all this stuff. You'd be in such great shape, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Yeah, and then instead of snuffing the torch out, they go over and blow a load in her face. You're voted off. She's wiping it out. It's like, okay, they didn't like me. I don't know. For me, that's a win-win. Well, okay.

It's a send-win well okay send off then i guess yeah i guess oh no okay like that that showed lost there was a plane crash yeah yeah okay we're on a deserted island a bunch of weird shit going on right men there's women why don't why don't we fuck we might not ever live you never know you know i don't know I think that would have been perfect I'm sure if something like that happened I'm sure there was some hanky panky going on there yeah I didn't watch the show so I couldn't tell you if there was I think I like dabbled and read about it or in the taboo. You just can't get to story straight.

Yeah, I don't know. I might have seen an episode or a part of it. May have, yeah. Maybe a commercial. I don't know. Yeah. YouTube video. Whatever. Possibly. Who knows? All right. Well, that was 47 minutes. Oh, dear God. Didn't think we could get that much out of it. No, no way, man.

There's so many shows out there we could defile and make into raunchy disgusting so i'm anxious to hear people that uh you know like i said email is hotwifepodcast at gmail.com i'm sure i'd love to hear other shows yeah other shows and uh um and uh yeah be interesting things you can our our minds are so in the gutter. It's, it's, we're deplorable. We really are. There's just no getting around it. Well, you know, TV is boring as shit, you know? I just feel like it's the same thing over and over again. You know, there's no originality. Yeah. What I'm saying is, let's, you know, let's mix it up.

Make it a little more titillating. Oh, big word for you. That's a big word, yeah. Too many syllables in that for me. I'm not is let's mix it up Make it a little more titillating That's a big word Too many syllables in that for me I don't know sure what it means But I have it written down here And not drinking bourbon tonight I had a little bit of rum actually I was drinking some Ronza Kappa rum Oh very nice Neat, no ice In this weather I thought maybe you might want to put over ice Nope, you drink Ronza Kappa Neat Thank you very much. Thank you very nice. Neat. No ice? No ice?

In this weather, I thought maybe you might want to put over ice. Nope, nope. You drink Granzo Kappa. Neat. I know, but it's like 7,000 degrees today. Nope. Neat. Okay. Okay, another one. How much more exciting would the Olympics be if they were all nude? Well, if everybody was over the age of 18.

18, over 18, yes yes Yeah, especially the gymnasts Now, the luge might be a little difficult Just a little bit You don't want to crash, man You rip your dick off Or your boobs if you're a woman But diving, that could be interesting Ooh, that would be good Now, for men, that might bigger splash you have if you have big junk as you enter the water from a high dive you go in also your big schwanz it's like fuck everybody comes up with their big 10 seven inches but you know again now all of a sudden we're going to even things out in the track and field because, like, hurdle racing, you know, black gentlemen with these big schwanzas, they're going to jump over it, and the fucking dick knocks over a hurdle.

The guys with these little white dicks, they can jump to shit without a problem. It is. They're tucked up right in it. It's going to even the shit out. There you go. High jump, pole vault, it's going to be a little more difficult. Long jump. Your dick hit back there at the three-foot mark. Your feet landed at 15 foot. You have a dick dragging across. It's awful. I'm sorry. We have to go where you first touched the sand. Your dick touched back there at three feet. I had the visual in my head. I'm sorry.

Now sorry now okay ice dancing might be like i don't think you're going to see that whole thing where like they pick the girl above his head because he's going like like fist fucker he's two well three fingers whatever depends how big she is now gymnastics i was going to very popular. Now, as long as the girls are over 18. Yep. Gymnastics would probably be the most popular event. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You know? Especially the floor routines. You know, and one event that has no interest already would definitely lose all interest would not become an event. What's that? Curling.ling.

It's a bunch of guys jerking off the broom. Yeah. And again, they're on ice. It's going to get cold. It's shrinkage now. It's not going to be good. Would boxing be of interest to you, watching two men naked boxing? No. Just asking. No interest in me either. Wrestling? Again. Greek, Roman, Greco wrestling? No, no. Well, a sudden it's like, hi, I'm Vince. I'm on the wrestling team. Doing that naked? No. Jesus Christ, yes. No. I'm going to put a lip lock. I mean, a headlock on you. A lip lock on you. No, that can turn gay real quick. It'd have to be. Yeah, it would have to be gay.

Straight guys aren't going to do that naked. No. At the original fucking Olympics, we're all new. Yeah. How did they not get their dicks slapped? I wasn't around then. I look that old, but I'm not.

I just think you're doing so much damage going on to your genitals it wouldn't be fun at all bike racing would be painful oh yeah i don't know you'd have to have a special seat that have like a you in the front you could dress your nuts in actually um the bike seats have a whole cutout for your junk i guess the women wouldn't have bike seats just be a post Vibrating post Would that make them speed up Or are they like hole cut out for your junk i guess the women wouldn't have bike seats just be a post vibrating post well but that makes them speed up or they'd like they just leave a fucking like a james bond car leave a fucking oil slick the fucker bikes behind them oh my the women behind jane crashed due to her squirting coming out of her snatch.

She got a slick on the fucking track. Would that disqualify her? I've heard about that, Jo. She can really spray and take out the competition. That might be a disqualifying type of event there. Well, I don't know. Maybe she shouldn't have a seat post that vibrates. I don't know what to tell you. See, that could be, you know, I don't know what the regulations shouldn't have a seat post that vibrates. I don't know what to tell you. See, that could be, you know. I don't know what the regulations would be. Yeah, yeah. Again, and like, you know, skiing, you know, the cold air. Yeah, I don't know.

Skiing high jump. No, no. Doing those flips in the air. If a woman falls the wrong way, she's just going to get full with snow. She goes down feet first. The whole thing, no. It's just not. No? I don't think so? Sure? No. Diving was definitely a good one. Here's a sport that would be erotic. Naked. Ballroom dancing. Yeah, that's a good one. You have two people that are like that. Oh, I think, you know, they're always in shape. Always in shape. And the movements and the hips. And it is very erotic anyway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's erotic with clothes on. Now, do that naked? Yeah, yeah.

I'd watch that all day long. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Especially like all the, yeah, some of the morein-based dances are a little more sensual so that that'd be fun yeah you know especially when they shake their hips man if a guy's a big dick that might be really interesting to watch yeah yeah if a woman doesn't have like implants and she has like saggy boobs i come up smack her in the face that could be a problem that could be interesting or she has big tits all of a sudden she's got black eyes at the end yeah that that won't be so good oh my god no tennis tennis naked i don't know i mean obviously one thing you always make your jokes about is volleyball.

Oh, yeah, I need to a new beach which i can see it could be entertaining i mean hell well look at the women with the volleyball where they got like basically wearing thongs yeah basically it's hot that's pretty hot that's hot yeah it's hot you know but tennis i don't know yeah but the tennis players are getting better looking male and female you know So it's hard. You know? But tennis, I don't know. Yeah. But the tennis players are getting better looking, male and female. You know, it's not the old days where it was like Billie Jean King. It's like, ooh. Jesus Christ, yeah.

Turn the lights out in the stadium. Do you know what else is getting more attractive people in it what's that golf oh really oh yeah i'm watching some of these women like i've seen some things like the the younger incredible shaped women playing golf and even men there's some very attractive younger men in the pro golf thing it's like oh yeah no i could yeah i'd watch i don't watch golf I would watch golf with these women golfing naked if they're as pretty as No, I don't watch golf. I would watch golf with these women golfing naked.

If they're as pretty as you say, they could be doing anything. Cooking shows, you'd be like, yeah, I'm watching that. I got my putter up, baby. I want to get a hole in one right here. Or one in a hole. One in a hole. They have to change all the terminology for that. Oh, now we're defiling golf. Oh, my God. Yeah. Line dancing. No. Depends. Nah. Gay. What about naked rockettes? That's kind of like a line dance. Yeah, a lot of queefing going on. A lot of queefing going on. Not with the rockettes with their kicks. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't find that entertaining anyway I just thought you know all of them are very pretty women they're all in good shape and they're already kicking their legs up making it naked there's too many to look at you got like 40 fucking women know, raising legs out. And you want to check out each one and they're just, you know. Now, ballet. Ballet naked. Oh. Yeah, that could be interesting. See if those cod pieces those guys got are really needed.

You really need that cod piece or it's just a little dixie cup from the bathroom you're gonna cover it you know that little two ounce cup is all you need you don't need the fucking punch bowl buddy yeah you've never been a fan of ballet you never understood it no so this would see this would be a way for you to embrace ballet and enjoy it. Expand the arts. Yes. We were all born naked. Why do we have to wear the uniform? We talked about that in another show. Yeah, yeah. Wearing that uniform. You know? I don't know. I don't know. Naked ballet. Those girls are in such great shape.

I mean, they're amazing. Oh, sure. Well, the guys are too. Oh, yeah, absolutely. They jump all high and point your fucking toes. People with ten toes. Bastards. Do you feel left out? I do, I feel. Yeah, I can't be a toe dancer now. Never could, but. Definitely not now. Missing my big toes, I'm really not going to be doing ballet. I have the body for it. I just don't have the toes. Oh, you have the body for it. I appreciate if you weren't laughing when you said that. Of course you do, dear. Son of a bitch. I just want to see you wearing a codpiece, that's all.

Obviously, you're wearing tights and a codpiece. I'm wearing a fucking trout. Cod. A codpiece. What are those? I'm not exactly sure what the codpiece is supposed to do It's supposed to keep everything together Is it like a jock strap Is it in case the pitcher throws a wild pitch You don't get hit in the nuts I don't know I guess you don't see the form of his junk You can't see what religion he is I don't know For me it just points it just makes it, it just points it out even more. It's like, good Lord, that thing in his crotch looks huge. What the fuck's in there?

He has his lunch in there, you know, brings out his sandwich, snacks. I'm actually expecting, as he's dancing and stuff, you hear this. As his dick bounces around inside that piece.

It's like smaller one secure that little velcro in there you know sounds like a fucking bell this tinkerbell that's where tinkerbell came from he's dancing around his little wheelies bouncing around inside of that codpiece and he goes up for the thing and oh okay what thing is he going up for like well some kind of i don't know what you call those jumps and i don't know what the hell that's about i don't care where he came from okay where is that place anyway. Torchete. Torchete. Is it a torchete? I don't know. Don't care.

My day is a ballet or a thousand years ago well so that's hard to tell anyway all right we're over an hour now all right i want to thank everyone for yeah just wrap this bad boy sorry to bore you guys we just we thought it'd be a great topic, it was interesting, a different way of looking at entertainment. Because we are creepy, and disgusting, and foul, and demented, and wholesome shows we just took and defiled.

Yeah, but you know what, when you're watching TV, and you're around bunch of other people, whether it be kids or you're vanilla friends and you happen to see something, you'll think about this shit in the back of your head. And you'll giggle. And you're going to giggle. You're going to fucking giggle. Might not laugh when we heard it, but you're going to giggle and go, Yeah. Yeah, you know what? They were kind of right. Yeah. Or send us an email at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com and say, how about this show? Yep, I want to hear that. You know, how about Beat Bobby Flay Naked? Bobby Flay Beating.

It's the bacon show, too. It's all a little shit cooking. Oh, my God. Never cook bacon naked. No, now you tell me. I thought that was the only way that was going to get you to suck my dick. Look, I got bacon splatter all over my dick, so my dick tastes like bacon. I'm a vegetarian now. Thank you. It's a second-degree burns with a deterrent for you. Yeah. Oh, my dick finally swelled up. No.

All everyone for listening um and uh hope you had a good fourth of july and uh enjoy your summer and keep listening and still challenge you all to find one or two people or friends or whatever that you can hopefully turn on to the podcast um so and say you're gonna listen to these fucking assholes it's it's not suitable i don't know if you want to keep your friends maybe you don't want to do that but yeah who knows yeah all right have a good night okay everybody have a great night Thank you.