What do you wish you could do better sexually?

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Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the wife podcast and again i'm here with my wonderful husband sorry it's your lunch that was my line thank you yes i'm here with vince again i haven't so excited i am excited i'm just as excited to be with me as you are i don't i don't know how excited that would be it's not okay it's not oh okay i would ask how you're doing but i know yeah my little you were beat up today yeah i think working around the pool just pull one me zero ready for the season here oh yeah there's just i hate trees at this time of year i love trees any other time but i hate them fall uh well see this is like yeah and then the fall i don't like them too much either but yeah there's like all kinds of debris and crap all around the river this is so goddamn sexy talk i know but anyway i'm gonna drop tr going to drop trows, sir.

Pudnoff. Hold on. Hey. Tell me about those branches. Come on, baby. Tell me about those leaves. Talk about the wood. Talk about the wood. There you go. Yeah, so that was, you know, it doesn't even look like I even touched it. And I took out a lot. It's like my penis doesn't look like you touched it. It doesn't look like I touch it. Well, there's a reason for that. Yeah. Yeah. It might be. Okay. I'm just going to tie into today's topic. Oh, yeah? Okay. I don't even know what today's topic is. No, you don't. Thank you. That's going to tie into today's topic. Oh, yeah?

Okay, I don't even know what today's topic is. No, you don't. I have no clue. I am clueless. I have one topic of mine walking over here to the studio, and then right before you walked in, I came up with another topic. I'm like, well, I like them both. I'm going to go with the newest of the two. Okay.

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I'm envious. What, you want the bottom knocked out of you too? No. Then how are you envious? She's having tons of sex. Okay. Probably can't walk over to the computer. She's probably sloshing full of semen. Oh, girl, it's my own heart. I'm envious of her. You wouldn't be sloshing for her. I'm not envious of her. No, I don't want to be sloshing for her. I don't want to be rephrased. You better.

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What do you feel you could do better or want to do better sexually? Long silence there. Wow, I could write a book on that there's so many things so many things where do I begin where do I begin with one with what well either taking consideration list alphabetically for you well I was I have it on a spreadsheet it on a spreadsheet for you. I was going to say, bring out that. Yeah, bring out the Excel spreadsheet, please. I want the, he made a whole PowerPoint. Good thing I have two monitors. Yeah. PowerPoint presentation with a pie chart. Sooner, we have motion picture. Sexually. Jeez.

Well, I'm having so many physical limitations.

I think if i could just get through the physical like my like i don't know i i'm sure we've said this many times before my shoulder i have a lot of arthritis and it needs to be replaced it hurts all the time now so getting into certain positions sure is it might be okay for a stroke or two or for a minute or two but i can't be in that position for a long period of time okay well for negating those kind of things oh negating physical limitations sexually just pretend uh you know everything's honky dory your body doesn't hurt oh my god that would be like a dream i don't know what that's like okay let's go back to when you were 30 and you were having sex what was there something you felt that uh others might do better or no not not better I mean it would be nice to be able to double be uh do double penetration but I think that's more recently yeah that is more recently again wasn't too many years ago you wanted really nothing to do double penetration.

But that's more recently. Yeah, that is more recently. Because, again, it wasn't too many years ago. You wanted really nothing to do with anal. No, no. I had a bad experience. Most people, a lot of women, don't do anal because of that first bad experience. Well, it wasn't that the anal was fun. It's's the the aftermath months later where like i didn't i feel like i was more stretched out back there and it wasn't the dam wasn't keeping the water back you know what i'm saying here there was some some overflow or they're coming through the back on the door weren't blocking all the airflow.

Yeah, that's what it was, the back door. And it allowed, oh, I don't know, some runoff. Okay. In a not-in-a-good way. Was it saying the adage, never trust a fart apply? Never trust a fart. Never trust a fart. Yeah. And it was after that, I'm like, oh, my God, maybe I shouldn't be doing this because. Well, that was, I remember you saying that. Yeah, I was like, I said, that's it, no, I don't want to be shitting myself. Yeah, your ass doesn't close back up, right? And, you know, you might, you know, whatever. But now it's just like, oh, put it in my ass. It's like, wow, what changed?

Yeah, I still have to be mindful of, you know. Don't trust a fart. Don't trust a fart. But I like anal, so. You know, it's a catch-22. too.

Either you enjoy something and realize that I don't trust a fart don't trust a fart but i i like anal so you know it's a it's a catch-22 either you enjoy something and realize that i don't care what my gynecologist said because all everything it it doesn't get stretched out like that does your gynecologist really sound just like your 104 year old damn no actually she's younger because i was making a joke with her about and she's like that's an exit only and i'm like in your opinion well she has to tell you that medically which you don't know when she goes home and takes her doctor's jacket yeah really it's like anal fisted just getting a you know the fucking you know fucking trident missile vibrator up her ass and she's telling her her mate whoever it might be it's like i was telling a girl today a woman today that she shouldn't do anal it's an accident only it's accidentally yep so yeah you have to things stretch out i don't care what anybody says you keep using it a certain way it's it's going to become more pliable and stretch out a little bit which is good in some aspects you know now i can take a bigger dick in my ass which is good i keep telling you should put that on your resume i i did you probably find a better paying job but i really think i mean a beautiful woman came in to work for me and on her resume is like i love anal you know swallow come love anal no you know fuck me you know love cream pies I'm like you're hired I'm president you're gonna you're hired i'm president you're ceo you know she takes dictation yes she does yeah so i mean so i mean that's one aspect i guess that you could say you've evolved with over the years oh yeah there's a lot of evolving that things i still enjoy you know giving head you know i still you do kind of have a passion for that i do i do and some guys are more fun to suck than others you know sure that's true okay what makes a guy fun to suck um there are some guys that just wear way too much cologne even down there and it's like you never sucked his dick you're right i never sucked his dick but other guys have been like a little bit more too maybe maybe they put on like a body something or other it's just a little bit too perfumey and then it gets like in like the balls or whatever and i'm licking like an old spice off their old spice off their balls or something it smells good but it's like doesn't taste so great so for me i'm an old-fashioned girl soap and water just use soap and water i don't need all the uh the axe spray and the this and the that it's like no if you're using axe spray you don't want to be with them anymore that's the axe i used to like but back in the day but any kind of cologne or perfume.

It's like bad car freshener. Yeah. Well, anything that's too much. When I know my face is going to be down there licking and I don't wear perfume. I don't, I try not to wear lotions that have any kind of, ah, shut up. No, I, you know, stick with the basics. You know, a great, nice moisturizer is either baby oil, you know. Sometimes you have the lavender baby oil, which is great. It doesn't have a lot of flavor. It makes your skin supple and smooth. And, you know, if somebody licks it, it's just going to be. Sometimes it doesn't matter how much of that lotion did they put on.

Did they so whatever you don't need to have a big handful a little goes a long way a little goes the same with aftershave yeah any kind of perfume one spray walk through the cloud yeah don't spray the whole bottle and then you know exactly you don't put it on sleep in the cloud yeah don't put it on your paint sprayer you know here's a curious question for you um so what drives your passion for for giving head um what is it about head that you really really enjoy well their reaction to it like i remember we're at one party and i was i was with a plane that i had never been with before and i thought oh i'm you know it's fine we were you know i was sucking on him but i was licking his balls and every time i would run my tongue like like underneath the undercarriage you know and up around his balls and like exactly up to the shaft he would get this like really goofy giggle like oh it was like yeah when you like when you like my nuts yeah oh he was like all giddy about it and every and that reaction made me want to do it more because it was a positive reaction so i think um it's not always what you're doing it's it's their reaction to what you're doing and if it's a positive one you want to keep doing it sure not to mention the way he was laughing I got a kick out of it.

It might've even been too much for him. You'll have to tell me who it was. Yeah. Actually, he was here on the veranda over the summer in September. That older gentleman. Older gentleman. Yeah. Every time I was sucking on him, I was licking his ball. He got this little, it was cute. It was really funny.

funny but yeah i think it's um it may not even be what i'm doing it's their reaction to what i'm doing that i find very uh more erotic okay don't you find that like very near girl's pussy and she's like just laying there like like a dead piece of meat it's kind of like i'm done yeah yeah 15 minutes like oh okay oh if you last that long i mean if i'm just saying if i'm sucking on a guy and i i don't get anything from him physically you know no kind of moaning nothing no kind of affirmation i'm gonna be like okay he's not into it so what do i do do i stop do i move on to to something else?

Do I ask him, is this good? Do I bury a finger in his ass? No, thank you. Well, I have these new form-fitting gloves. Maybe I will. Remind me to make sure they're not in the bedroom. But, yeah, it's a person's reaction to you. And, you know, if they're reacting positive to what you're doing now they're reacting negative to what you're doing you know less teeth less teeth no teeth is best well i have teeth i can't take them out but you don't drag them on i try not to unless i've had women suck my dick that dragging their like, no, no, don't you like that?

If I'm telling you no, the general guess would be, no, I don't like that. I try to wrap my lips over my teeth so there's that kind of thing. I have to be honest, I don't look. I know you don't, but that's what I try to do. I try not to let my teeth now i've had guys like like that they want me to bite like the head of their dicks and they you have guys you've had guys that want you to bite their nuts and shit oh yeah bite their nuts or pulling their nuts or you know clothes pins and no fuck no okay folly yeah just suck my penis that's all Fuck no. Fuck no. Okay, Polly. Yeah, I...

Just fuck my penis. That's all I want. Just a nice warm lips around my cock. Don't talk because I think I won't... You want to fantasize to somebody else? No, it's not a... It's a girl and I just won't like it as much. I could do this. Lower. You do that. Down, Periscope. Down, dive, dive.

girl and I just like it as much I could do this I ain't no I ain't no fag you tell anybody I'll kill him it's like oh boy okay sorry that was an Ozark reference if you ever watched the series Ozark I had a brain fart out yeah is that from ozark that was first season yeah yeah haven't gotten around to the second one oh well there's a lot of things we haven't done but getting back to these the topic so there's there's that like i like somebody to be responsive to me even if i'm doing it wrong i'd rather have somebody somebody correct me and say hey you know can you do this we've talked about that in the past shows Let's go.

responsive to me even if i'm doing it wrong i'd rather have somebody somebody correct me and say hey you know can you do this we've talked about that in the past shows how um you know some of these people don't give feedback whether you're giving and or receiving yeah especially if you're receiving and whoever the said party might be isn't doing something just to your liking. I'm not going to say they're not doing it right. I'm just saying they're not doing it to your liking. You can give them, you know, it's how you word it. Right.

Instead of saying, don't do that, you can be like, hey, how about you? Move the fuck over. You know, just go, you want to feel real good? Could you move over that way? Oh, my God. Yeah, you know, it's oh my god yeah you know okay you don't feel really good could you go leave the room yeah can you move over how far over oh the next room go to the kitchen next county okay just don't turn the lights on i don't want to see you oh stop it you make it sound like i'm I'm such a bitch. I'm worse, actually. But, I mean, you don't have to tell everybody. You're admitting it? This is a confession?

How long since you have a confession? Never had one. You little slut. I could never. No, no. Forgive me, Father. I've fucked everyone. Except him. I don't know that.

I don't't know that i've seen you have sex in a confession oh stop it it was it was not a real confessional i built it like what yeah you did you made it like bigger so you could actually fit some extra people with a glory hole in it a glory hole in it yeah it was anyway yeah we were creative back in the day it was kind of fun we were younger um yeah i don't know i mean if i had to pick something i could be better at not not counting the physical ailments i have with my back and my knees and you know your neck your back your knees your ankle whatever um lack of toes i mean apparently i can eat pussy apparently you see that's it Thank you.

Crankle, whatever, lack of toes. I mean, apparently I can eat pussy, apparently. You see? And I know like the next day, your back and your neck. Oh, I suffer dearly. You suffer. The girls at the party have no idea how the next two days I just... Don't do it for 45 minutes, ding dong. Do it for 20, half hours. I have a reputation. Your reputation. Ay. ding-dong. Do it for 20. Half hour. Your reputation. Ay-yi-yi. Okay. Just because you come in two minutes and can't function afterwards, doesn't mean these women, you know. I know. They're just not, I don't know, man.

I just, it wasn't, you could, nowadays, you couldn't take me like in your pussy for 40 minutes. No, I'd be so, after the first like tsunami type orgasm forget it i'm i'm so sensitive after that it makes it painful did you ever have an orgasm in the end um i might have done it to you i'm sure i have after you come i keep sucking on you're like no no stop so for me it's painful if you can get by that oh the ticklish sensation 10 15 seconds of that which is very tough to do Thank you.

no stop so for me it's painful if you can get by that oh the ticklish sensation 10 15 seconds of that which is very tough to do right then it levels off and it's like okay let's go oh i don't know if mine levels off i'm just saying for me yeah yeah i don't know if i come while you're blowing me right right and then you know it's like ticklish like real sensitive right if i could you know it's like bronco busting if you could stay on for eight seconds after that then it it dies down and it's like okay it kind of like resets and you can start up again in the meantime it's still oh it hurts it hurts because i'm so sensitive it's almost painful i get it's like big electric shocks going through yeah i get that yeah that's almost painful unless you like electric shocks.

And we can talk about that. I mean, who am I to judge? Yeah, exactly. Good fuck. It might feel good. It might. Yeah, I did not like them when I was at the party and they were using that electric. I don't know what it was. Was it like a flogger that had electric beads on it? Or was it more like a wand? I think it was a wand. Okay, because I was blindfolded.

I don't know what it was was it a uh like a flogger that had electric beads on it or was it more like a wand i think it was a wand okay because i was blindfolded i don't know what it was i remember it was a wand i don't really did not like that at all you see one of times those things it's too much um well i don't mind in the pain but again because i have a high pain threshold right those things i'll feel them it's like the tens units you've seen it you've witnessed it at a bit of chiropractor oh yeah those like tens unit things on my back and they max it out and they go you okay i'm like i can barely feel it so i have a very high pain threshold so someone came at me to his wands i'm like i'm not gonna do anything for you yeah i found it very unpleasant Yeah, I found it very unpleasant.

You're wasting my time here, yeah. I found it unpleasant. It was painful. Yeah, it was more than a, and he's like, I have it all the way down. I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. I wish it was like, it might be very titillating, but it was just too much. Okay, so sexually, what do you wish you could do? Wish I could do?

I mean, like the pain the painting do you wish that did more for you or um do you wish you could have more orgasms or do you wish you could take bigger cocks or those things are just things you can just work into what's your what's your wish list i don't really except for like i wish my i wish my physical body was better okay that being said let's not yours i'm sorry about mine but yeah and mine you know that being said let's just say i'm in good shape the shoulder doesn't bother me yada i'd like to do more group sex i went back and i looked at the the one and only uh you said it was a gangbang it was more like a foursome whatever it was three guys two women two men well okay well after two men it's now gangbang is it really yeah oh i really got got to get caught up with all this jargon i gave you the sexual dictionary i i just don't read it okay i'm sorry so whatever it is actually really sexy because it's in braille i had to really read it that way yeah well when i was with those three guys it was like that was um that was fun that was fun well hopefully soon we'll get your shoulder fixed up yeah i hope so well it seemed like um those guys, since I knew them all pretty well, it was almost easy to, I'm going to use the word choreograph, because there is a lot of choreographing.

Well, the problem with that scenario with those three guys was very dominant. Yes. And he wanted to be. Yeah, and there was one who was a little more submissive.

Well, the other two were actually more laid back right the other two were more laid back and the one was more aggressive aggressive yep yep so you need asshole so you're looking into when i when i'm looking into a group scenario i'm looking for um guys girls whatever who are the commonality is like they're i don't i don't want somebody who's like too aggressive or or too dominant because yeah they're gonna they're gonna take it away from everybody else you need people that are very very much on the same page you know with their dom and submissive aspects i suppose and maybe the things that they want you know or things that they have to be has to be pretty cordial you know they have to be able to play well with others maybe that's it maybe that's in a nutshell you know yeah it'd be nice if it was a more of a balance like a balance of personalities where everybody needs to share sharing like you know i'm only one person here doing so many holes at your birthday party the other year, you had kind of a gangbang.

You were blindfolded. Yeah, yeah, I was. They took turns fucking you? They took turns fucking me. Well, I mean, it was easy. Well, one's fucking me. I could be blowing somebody else. I mean, that's, you know, that was not hard to do. But I was, you know, restrained. So I wasn't like I could actually get up on all fours until later on, until they released some of my restraints, from what I remember anyway. Yeah. That was a couple years ago. But, yeah, that's probably about it. You know, it's just everything else. It's like what feels good is what you do. It's not like, oh, I wish I could.

I mean, I wish I could squirt. Then I see all the downsides of it, and it's like, ugh, I hate doing laundry. So maybe being a squirter is not so erotic. Oh, it's erotic. Not a necessity, but it's erotic. It is at the moment. The cleanup is not so erotic. I'm sorry. It's like, I didn't have laundry. Now I have so much. You're not a squirter, but you take these cream pies. Now you're dripping guys' cum all over the bedsheets.

Yeah, so we still have to do come all over the bed yeah we still have to do laundry it's still laundry yeah there's certain covers we put down it's like unless you swallow everybody's cum load you're not laundry i'm just saying i don't mind swallowing but visually swallowing doesn't necessarily fit the bill no it's more erotic to see dripping out of my pussy or out of my ass so we always put down like another cover on the bed or wherever we are or um that's why the uh i do i know i'm gonna be eating my words with this one again the massage table i know the massage table i told you that you shouldn't get that's the massage table the one i've been eating my words for the last 10 years because cock on it too lots of cock on this poor massage table has seen more sex than our bed than our bed oh yeah absolutely and the poor thing is so it's it's still fine i mean it's worn i mean the poor little naugahide is fucked the naugahide off yeah but i mean it's easy to clean All you have to do is put a twin-size bed sheet on there, the fitted ones.

Bada bing. It's nice and firm. You don't have to worry about mushing into your bed. It's collapsible. It's portable. It's the best thing to have sex on. I mean, it can raise and lower it. It's firm enough, too. You don't mush it down. You don't mush it down into the mattress and stuff. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, it's like ideal. And there's very little cleanup with that. Very little cleanup. It's a nice portable sex table. Yeah, it was great because we would be shooting these places that you don't want to lay anywhere on the floor or anywhere. It's just gross and disgusting. But we brought that in.

It's like, oh, we have our own bed. This is great. Yeah. Yes, I know. I know. I gave you heart.

I'm not going yes i know i i i know i gave you hard to talk about it okay that's just one more thing you've given me a hard time about because it's travel mugs yes a travel mug yes the travel mug yeah i gotta get into it but oh yeah i think we should travel mugs are very important very important back in the day this is i mean we're talking 10 years ago yeah 10 years ago you bought that one from can i say where you got it from that's where i got it from me that's that was that a starbucks it was a starbucks one and i was like starbucks crazy it was 22 22 dollars 10 years ago i was like buying a 30 one now maybe whatever whatever i tell you what i would you what, I would take my coffee.

I'd make my coffee, go to the gym. So this is- It was a double wall, stainless steel. Right, nothing fancy. When they weren't out back then. Right, right. It was like, you know, that's why it was expensive too. Yeah, probably. Like the average travel mug back then. It was single wall and it wasn't- It was single wall and it was like fucking 10 bucks. Yeah, or whatever.

this was way more expensive but i'd make my coffee like three o'clock in morning 3 30 in the morning go to the gym workout from five until 6 15 and i would at least that's where you say you were yeah that's where i said i was and i would take my shower and blah i'd leave it in my car dead of winter come back in that coffee was still drinkably warm it wasn't piping hot mind you but it was drinkably warm i was like it's still warm it had been out in my car for like five hours in the in the wintertime so yeah given shit uh well it's fine no honey asshole okay so you Are you happy now, Mr.

Smarty Pants? I have it recorded now. The whole world knows you were right. How do you like that? I'm making that my ringtone. When you call me, it's going to just, in your voice, go, you were right. What an ass. I will be selling that. I think you should. I think many men out there will be saying, I want that ringtone. Hey, you know, when you're right, you're right. You know, now that you can get celebrities to do custom messages. Yeah. Well, I'm going to start a service where I will call your wife. And they don't know why I'm calling. Right.

And I'm just going to ask them to repeat the statement, you right record it and then i'll sell it it has to be honey comma you were right it has to be like that so you think well it costs extra if i get them to say your name oh cost extra oh if i can repeat the phrase my husband vince is always right then oh my god nobody's ever going I'll get like six really the phrase. My husband, Vince, is always right. Then, oh my God. Nobody's ever going to say that. I'll get like six of those recordings, I'll retire. I will never say that. No, you wouldn't. Always right? No. What? I married Mr.

Right, not Mr. Always Right. Wow. Okay. I thought I married Mr. Right. Coming soon. The Divorced Hot Husband Podcast. i thought i married mr right coming soon the divorced hot husband podcast that might go we're good all i do is trash our exes or our currents whatever it works for me it works i don't care trash me i'm good with that but yes i mean getting back to the topic the sexy topic at hand should we circle back here but yeah that's Thank you.

trash me i'm good with that but yes i mean getting back to the topic the sexy topic at hand should we circle back here but yeah that's about it um i i think uh if i could have uh multiples and use like a massage table that might work out really well yeah okay i'm thinking hey so kind of wrap that topic up. On the first week of June, we're going to be I'm thinking. Hey, so kind of wrap that topic up. On the first week of June, we're going to be recording a podcast with a doctor. I don't know his name offhand. So guys, you're going to want to listen to this podcast. Some of you, not all of you.

He actually has a process to not only increase your length, but your girth of your penis. And it's... This is like legitimate? This is not like witch doctor and snake oil? Supposedly. Supposedly.

I can't afford it um maybe he'll donate one to the show um at that point i'll do the show naked um okay that nothing could go wrong there i didn't say i was going to videotape it oh okay again that uh apparently it's a little more permanent so we'll find out really i think i'm i think the date of we're recording with him is the third june 3rd wow so we'll find out and uh see if we can um it's a podcast i've always been curious about that.

I have a – when I'm on Twitter, there's a guy who's in England, and every time he brings out his fucking penis pump, my flashback goes back to Austin Powers every fucking time. My good friend actually yesterday when I was in the cigar shop, he actually was, he referenced that. Oh, did he really? It's like, one Swedish penis enlargement. Yep. Austin Powers. That's not mine, baby. It's not my bag, baby. One book. Swedish penis enlargement. Signed by one Austin Powers. But every time, and he shows me, and the thing is, it's like he's lost some weight, but his dick is fine.

His dick is not a bad size. I don't know why he's wasting so much time with his fucking penis bump. I don't know why. It's his. He can wash it. That's true. Okay, I'll give you that. You know what all, I almost wanted to tell him, lose more weight. You still have this belly.

If you didn't have this belly, not a bad belly, I've been trying to talk you into helping me increase my penis size but just keep sucking on it sucking on it but i i wanted to tell this guy like your dick's a perfect size just just tighten up everything around it and it's going to see here's the thing women don't realize all it takes is one woman ah true to make fun of your penis size or your sexual prowess or lack thereof, and you're ruined. Really? Yeah. You let one bitch do that? Wow. Men, we're sensitive that way. Aw. Yeah. I'm sorry. You want to devastate a guy?

Have a pretty woman tell you, you have a small dick. It's just like, oh, my God. You know?

It's like, wow, that was unsatisfying it's like damn i married you too well as i've said before we're all responsible for our own orgasms as a woman if i don't get an orgasm from a guy that's my fault that's not his sometimes it's like now it comes out i know it comes out well i mean i can direct them as much as i can and sometimes they just don't do what i need them to do go left keep go left go left keep going left with the other guy in well shut up but um yeah i mean uh men don't listen to them don't don't listen to woman. Well, who's going to critique us?

Another guy, unless you're that kind of person. Yeah, okay. No, honey, your dick is great. Your sexual partner critiques you. It can be devastating if it's a bad critique. Yeah, it could go, and for women too, you know. Oh, sure. Oh, bitch, you don't have to suck dick. It's like, okay. Or they sit there and go like, oh my God, I couldn't even grip the sides, you know. And they sit there and go, oh my God, I got a pussy that's wide open. And, you know, it's like, you know, it's devastating. I mean, that's, I think, when people are most vulnerable is during sex.

You want to damage someone, damage them during sex. Oh. You sit there with someone you work with and go, you know, you're a fucking moron. They're like, fuck you. And they move on. They don't care. Right. You sit there after you get done having sex with somebody and you go, wow, I've never been less satisfied my entire life. You're fucking screwed, man. I would never. Even if I was, even if I didn't get anything from the experience, I would never say anything. No, but you have flashcards. You keep bringing them up.

it's like you know cue cards cue cards wow that was it i still wouldn't say anything you have any friends i mean i i try to be communication is very important even during sex so i try to be communicative and communicate my needs during sex you know oh do it harder do it lighter could you do this could you hurry up my uber's going to be here but that's true too you know or you ask them hey does this feel good to you do you like that you know i mean get some feedback but yeah that's not right that's it yeah but i'm just saying i i have found it and not everyone's going to be that way no but i bet most people can be damaged the most during sex during or after sex with a negative comment about that incidence yeah although there was a guy when i was dancing he was he was this italian guy good looking guy i mean if he wasn't such a douchebag he would have been you know really attractive because he was built nice and you know had the hair and the and with sunglasses and he just thought he just thought but he was like too much it was like come on dude I mean back it off a little bit too much ego there and one of the other dancers was like yeah his dick is like this I went out with him and she like bring out her little pinky finger and I was like Thank you.

back it off a little bit too much ego there and one of the other dancers was like yeah his dick is like this i went out with him and she like bring out her little pinky finger and i was like oh no i don't know if that was legitimate or she just like you know found out what a douchey was and the thing is it's like a maybe might not even be his penis size it's just he was such a douche bag that's probably a better measure of how you insult somebody. Yeah. I mean, if someone's a decent person, I like to think you're going to just deal with it. Yeah.

If they're a decent person, there's all kinds of things that you can, you know, they're penis size or whatever. Whatever. They're physical. Yeah, really. The manhole they call their pussy is the trench the the grand canyon that is my pussy but yeah so anyway all right we kicked the shit out i think we sure did all right i want to thank everyone for listening and uh hope you keep listening, and we'll talk to you again soon. Okay. Have a great night, everybody.