What are your Hot Buttons?

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello, everybody. This is Donnalyn. With a frog in my throat. Okay, hang on. I'll mute you. Okay, clear your throat. Okay, try it again. Hello, everybody. How's that better? Here's a Donnalyn we all know and love. I'm sorry. I didn't even realize there was a... Hi, I'm Donnalyn. I'm here with my husband, Vince. Say hi, Vince. Hi. Oh, that's just not nice. Jesus. How does it sound manly? So anyway, welcome to the Hot White Podcast. Of course, my smart-ass husband, Vince, is, of course, accompanying us. Now the truth comes out. Ah, true. We know you're a smart-ass. That's just par for the course. Sometimes I'm a dumb-ass. Sometimes I'm a smart-ass. Which is it? Hmm. Can you be both? Just an ass, right? Just an ass, yeah. Oh, fuck. Starting this show off right. Oh, you know, why should this be any different? It's not. Hey, we are going to, To meet a lovely woman on Saturday night. Oh. Up the street at that bar. She's local. Yes. You did mention it. I'm like, do I know about this? Yeah, you know. Yes, yes, you did. She confirmed it today. Oh, good. And so she's looking forward to meeting us. So she's all sorts of enamored with you. She says she's a straight woman, but she finds the pictures alluring and you sexy and would like to buy us a drink. Oh, that's nice. She plays her cards, right? She can have you. She could have you, too. Yeah, well, she probably won't play cards. I mean, she's not into gambling or something. But no, so she's pretty exciting. She seems really nice. Oh, good, good. Yeah, she's real close. She's the next town over. So it's all three miles at best. Yeah, that's always nice. Cool. So we'll see. And we've had some couples right into us. One couple in particular wrote in that the wife is new to the hot wife thing. Apparently, she has been relatively new into doing what's done by hot wives, but didn't know the name of it. Oh, that's right. And so they're, I think, I'm hoping to schedule something with them to call in or whatever. I'm not sure where they're located to, you know, call in. We'll discuss their, her, their new adventure into hot wife. That would be pretty fun. Yeah, I always like to hear other people's experiences because I'm, you know, we know ours. It's the same thing over and over again. But it's always nice hearing a fresh scenario or adventure from somebody else. It's exciting hearing when it's new for somebody. Yeah, that is exciting, isn't it? You know, and that discovery, sort of like, you know. Ellie and Sterling? Yeah. Yeah, very cool. So I thought it's always exciting. exciting here. You know, I was in the very beginning of her adventures, not even into the swinging aspect, just has explored the nude stuff. Right. You're going to nude beaches, nude resorts, and feeling that freedom. Oh, they've also gone to clubs, but it's all been... Yeah, they stayed to themselves. They stayed to themselves, which is fine. That happens quite a bit. Gotta crawl before you can walk, you know? That's true. I agree. So, but yeah, so there's, you know, some other things. I've heard from my favorite cookie. He found her as a woman that lives in the same building he does that hadn't had sex in five years. What? Yeah. So he arranged for his friend to come over and fuck her. Oh. I said, why didn't you do it? He goes, well, I'm a cuckold. Like, okay. You don't have to be a cuckold all the time. You can step out of that. Yeah. No, say, hey, whatever works, man. You know, he enjoys the aspect of a cuckold. That's great, man. I'm, you know. Yeah, you know, at least he's man enough to, you know, acknowledge. He's performing a service. He's performing a service. Well, no, he's definitely true to himself enough that he's willing to recognize it and stands by it. And that's, you know, that's great. That's all you can do in life is, you know, be true to yourself and whatever floats your boat is what floats your boat. I've said that all along. Own it, you know. Own it, yep. It doesn't have to be my thing or anybody else's thing. If it's something you enjoy and no one's getting harmed, everyone's of age, own it. And everyone's consenting. Oh, sure. We preface everything. Of age, consenting. And no one's getting harmed. No one's getting harmed. There you go. Which kind of goes with everyone's consenting. Well, sometimes you could consent and it just goes overboard. Yeah. I mean, you hear about the things. Yeah, you stay within your realm. Yeah. But yeah, so that's exciting. It's really cool. He's living his cuckold life, and that's great. Yeah, it seems like he just found out it was something he really liked and then just jumped into the deep end. When he first talked to us about it or emailed us about it, I was like, dude, own it. Be truthful. Go tell him. What do you got to lose? You already have no. Yeah, that's true. And he approached his ex-girlfriend or whatever, his friends or her ex-boyfriend, and they were like, yeah, sure, you want us to fuck in front of you and then have you clean up the comma? Hey, whatever. You know. Whatever works. Not my boat. I don't care. Doesn't have to be your boat. It's his boat. That's what I'm saying. And he's floating it. Doesn't affect me. Yeah. Good. It's all good. So tonight's topic, I thought about it on the way home. I was trying to think, okay, what is something about Donna that, I'm not going to say it's unique, but it's like, okay, there are certain things in certain situations that trip your trigger a little more. Yeah, there are. Yeah. So, like, during oral or intercourse, rubbing your feet or licking your instep of your foot, Yeah, I do like that. And it's not all the time. It's just like certain. Yeah. I mean, tonight is like, oh yeah, that would be so nice. I don't know what it is about that sensation. I think tonight you could have the biggest cock in you and everybody else. But if they're touching your feet, all you're going to feel is how good the feet thing feels. That might be it. I really do like that. Like licking my toes, rubbing my feet, massaging them. I'm all about that. Oh, I know. There's at times my shoulders are bothering me anymore. Oh, I understand. There's times like when we're, I'm giving you oral or something like that, I'll pull one arm back and just start rubbing the inside, the instep of your foot. And it just, you know, it just takes you from 100 to 200 miles an hour. Yeah, that, I do like that. It also depends a lot on, I guess with other people, it's the same way. Well, my mood, like what I'm feeling at the moment, there are times that getting my, again, it's with my feet, getting my feet flogged. That was a huge journal. But you don't have necessary foot fetish. There are people that they want the foot thing all the time. No, no, it depends on my mood. My favorite cookie likes to be cuckold all the time. He's always in that, yeah. Again, nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. I have certain moods, and if I'm in that mood of having my feet flogged, oh, it was good. I didn't, I'm sure I said this a thousand times, I didn't know it was going to have that response. So that was a surprise for me and to my delight. And it was, I had such a great orgasm from that. So yeah, I was good. I mean, there's been even times, like I said, where, you know, we'd be making, having intercourse. Right, right. And like, I'll be technically missionary, but I'll sit upright. Oh, you sit upright and you have my feet. And I'll grab your feet and I'll rub your feet or lick your toes or whatever. You give me chills. That's good. I like that. I don't know what it is about that sense. I just like, even in bare feet, just rubbing my feet over maybe the rung of a chair. Sure, it's a stress relief. Yeah, it's like, oh, God, that feels so good. Well, there's so many pressure points in your feet that can do a lot of different things, supposedly. I can neither confirm nor deny that. I don't know, but I do know if I'm in the right mood and the right mindset, oh, yeah, that can make a good orientation. into a great orgasm. Now, do you think if, like, just as you get close to edging, if someone did something to your feet, it would just force you past the edging? Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, is that much of a stimuli? Yeah. Okay. Like, if I'm, like, just feeling good and you rub my feet, it might feel good, but once I start to climb that hill of the roller coaster, then you start playing with my feet, and it could be anything. It could be rubbing the insoles. Some guys have been, like, taking their fingers and they'll, like, kind of go between my toes. You've been known to, like, massage them, like, kind of rub from... Lightly pull your toes? Pull my toes, yeah. I was going to say, like, rub them from, like, the heel to the toes, lightly kissing them. And I got big hands, so I can hold your foot, but then take my thumbs. Yes, yeah. Both my thumbs and rub your instep. Like, the instep. Yeah, the instep. Like, oh, that's good. If they could see, would you look... You're sitting here with your eyes like half open, like you're halfway with orgasm already. I don't know what that is. I probably wouldn't even have to have sex. Just play with my feet and I'll come. You're not a big masturbator. But I think if you were masturbating and someone rubbed your feet, I think that would probably. That would help it a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Masturbation for me is so. Fundane. And mechanical. I mean, I've gotten some really good orgasms. But I think my problem is with a typical vibrator, even a rabbit, that vibration kind of deadens my clit. It kind of deadens over time. It kind of deadens the sensation, which is kind of, sounds kind of weird. I mean, it's good. It's fun. Depends on the toy. Some toys are better than others. But I prefer a human tongue or a human penis. It's a human touch of some type. Okay. The next one is, in certain situations, how you like your hair pulled. Oh, God. Again. Well, let's start with when you're given head. Oh, I don't like having my hair pulled then. Oh, I thought you did. No, because my head's going down if you're pulling my hair. But there's been times like you're giving my head, and I'll just put my head. Just not pull your hair, but like grip it. Oh, that's fine. I let you make the movement. I'm just holding it firmly. Oh, then that's fine. That's good. Do you enjoy that or not? I do, but you have to be careful because some guys think, oh, I'm pulling your hair while I'm blowing. You're also pushing my face into their crotch, and sometimes that can be, that's too much. Only if I'm going to fart, then I hold you there. Yeah, then you hold my, yeah, you've done that. Yeah, okay. We'll pretend. No, I like doggy, when they do me doggy. Like doggy is okay, from really good to incredibly awesome. Real quick. Real quick. And all of a sudden, the sensation changes. So I keep going back to the little threesome, foursome we did with Bob and Jay. And Bob's fucking me in the ass. And I'm like, fuck me harder. Fuck me harder in my ass. Well, even the other day with that other couple. Oh, yeah. That was good, too. You had him pulling your hair while he fucked you in the ass. Yep. It changes when you do it anally, right? Hmm. Not so much. No? Okay. I didn't know if... Maybe a little bit, yeah. If anal was easier doggy than it was. For me, it's easier, yeah. I think the position opens you up more for... Well, I think I have that... I have a short vagina, and if I do doggy, then they're just hitting my surface. Is that a town? Short? Short vagina. Oh, it's Virginia. Shallow vagina. bottom all the time. That kind of hurts. But in my ass, as we've said a thousand times before. Yeah, just poke you in the back of the heart. Well, yeah. There's a little more room back there. It's a little more giving. It's not so, you know, it's just, it's good. And I can still give myself clitoral stimulation and then get the hair pulling and oh my God. Is there something about doggy maybe being faceless that could be arousing? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes that's really cool. Even though you technically know who's there. Yeah, you know who's there. But it's also, you know, it's not as intimate as me being a cowgirl on top because I can see my partner, my playmate below me. I can kiss him. I can do that. This way, if he's behind me or whatever, maybe it might be a she with a strap on. I don't know. Whatever. You know, exactly. Yeah, exactly. So there is that a little bit of a disconnect. It's probably not as as intimate. And sometimes that's fine. It's definitely more of a power position. Oh, yeah. I think I like that. I don't always like being dominated, but in that situation, I enjoy it for sure. I definitely enjoy that. You know, it's just like, oh, that's good. We're getting chills again. Stop that. That's because the door's open. Oh, okay. Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was just, you know, excitement level. It could be the other way too. It could be a combination. But this one is, I know a lot of women are different with this, and it's just not my realm. Right. Spanking. Like, well, you're riding a guy and he smacks your ass. It's a certain kind of spank. Sure. Some guys can do it really well, and other guys just don't. Or they do it like, I don't know, maybe I don't articulate when the time is appropriate. So that's probably it. Put a little hat with a red light on it. Yeah, smack me now. When the light blinks, smack me. But it has to be a snap. It's not just a, it's got to be a full hand and it's got to be a full snap. So it's got to be hard and, but not too hard and fast. It can't be a lingering. And then afterwards, guys that know what they're doing will rub it afterwards. So you have the, you get the smack and then you rub it for pleasure. like, you know, all the time. It just has to be like certain, like an emphasis. If you want to emphasize a part of lovemaking, that smack just gives that little emphasis. And then they rub it to be like, okay, now here's the pain, now here's the pleasure. You know, that kind of thing. Some guys are really, they're intuitive and they know how to do that. I don't always know how to articulate that. I can't just say, smack me now. Oh, don't smack me. Smack me. You know what I mean? The red light thing. Smack now. Not now. Smack now. Exactly. Take away from it. Some guys can just kind of feel that. Get one of those little clickers in your hand. Smack me now. It's not all the time. I have to be in the mood for it. That kind of thing. too, for the foot thing. Because it's not an every time thing. It keeps it special. Right. Yeah. It's definitely not every time. It's just whenever. And then, and sometimes it just takes me right over the edge. Right. I'm down. I'm already down the other side of that roller coaster. Okay. Does that make any sense? They're the hot buttons that I know of with you. Do you have any other things that, Any part of the sex process is a little adrenaline boost? I'm trying to think. Sometimes I've had guys that try to do a massage thing ahead of time, and sometimes that's great, and other times it's too relaxing and I'll fall asleep. Sure, I get that. That's the problem. I love massages, but okay, what's the end point? Is this a massage that's going to, you know, Kind of get me revved up. Fuck me. Let me come. Then give me a nice relaxing massage because then I will go to sleep. I will go to sleep. That's, yeah, especially if I have a really good orgasm. Yeah, I'm, yeah, I'm just, I'm, I'm out. I'm, I'm woozy. Your hand's really burying into your crotch. Stop it. I'm just telling those people listening what's going on because they can't sit. Probably a good thing. I don't know about that. But yeah, most guys are like, yeah, I'm going to give you a full body rub. And it's like, well, I don't know the end game. Okay, you have a choice. Massage or we fuck. You know, it's just like, okay, you're either going to relax me, put me to sleep, or we can fuck. Right, then you can massage me later. Because I don't want to be, you know, if you start with, I mean, some people, like they like that massage, you know, get her in the mood. And I get that. I, but usually it's too relaxed. And I don't want to, I mean, I love deep therapeutic, you know, deep muscle massages, but that's not, that's not erotic. That's not an erotic massage. You know, that's relaxing. Oh, it's not relaxing at all. Come on. You know, deep muscles, not relaxing. Well, it's not during it. It's too much pain, but afterwards. Afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. Because your muscles are, you know, I get fatigued from being rubbed. So I mean, a nice little body massage, but don't do it too long because I don't want to be too relaxed. Yeah, then you'll fart. Yeah, exactly. So it's going back to the farting. Okay. But that's true. It's actually a theme of tonight's show. I just farting. Is farting a fetish of yours, dear? No, it's not a fetish. Oh, no, no. I know you like to fart. Yeah, well, it's a hobby. It's a hobby, but not a fetish. No. I'm going to turn on this relief. Oh, come on. It always feels good to fart. It does feel good to fart. I don't care what anybody says. Come on, it feels good to fart. Sometimes. Yeah. It's like, ah, I got that. I got that. I get that build-up pressure. The pressure. The pressure is gone. It feels good to come, too. It's a build-up pressure. Oh, yeah, the pressure. That's true. Yeah, so, I mean, do you know of any other, like, have you ever heard of anybody else having some kind of, like, a little. Things that they. You know, like, oh, well, I'm fucking. Well, I used to really like, you know, back when I had the boyfriend before you, you know, I would ride him cowgirl, and I used to have those metal cigar holders. Tubes, yeah, the tubes. The tubes. And I was still like kind of new to anal, and the tubes were perfect because they weren't real girthy. No. But the fact that they were cold and smooth just slid into my ass. But they're rigid. That was okay. I like that. I like that. I got a hit to the cigar store. You know, those are cheaper cigars, so you're not going to do that. Not all of them. Oh, really? I could buy some expensive ones in tubes. Oh, are they a little more girthy? I mean, I can handle a little bit more now. You know, like a 60 gauge. I don't know. I'll have to see. Like a small baseball bat. Oh, just go ahead. Go buy aluminum baseball bat. There you go. Yeah, something about like being new to anal, the cool, rigid, in this case, that cigar tube felt really good going in my ass. Contrast, I guess? I don't know what it was. Like the thought of something hot going in my ass was just not appealing to me at the time. Yeah, something like, you know, a penis. A penis. Now a penis is fine, but at the time, you know, I was still, you know, anal was still not as comfortable, so something like that really kind of eased it into me. Maybe that's why I like the butt plugs. because they're metal, they're cold, you know, or cool, you know, and you think warm would be better, but I actually, I preferred the coolness of the metal. It just kind of, and, and, you know, I don't know if I even use lube. I think I might've used a little bit of spit. I didn't, you didn't need a whole lot of lubricant for this slide right in. It was very, it was very good. My orgasms were really strong that way. So that was kind of nice. But now I'm a little more developed with my anal play. And, you know, so now I don't get as, not offended, but I used to be a little bit like, eh, hot dick in my ass doesn't really sound that good. Hot dick in cider? Hot dick in cider. Now I'm like, oh, no, a dick in my ass, but that does sound pretty good. But I guess at the time I still knew, so not used to having a lot of anal play. No, when we first got together, it was minor anal play. Minor, yeah. Yeah. And I get hot and cold, too, because sometimes I'm like, you have to be in the mood. Anal doesn't, you don't just wake up in the mood. Yeah, I'm never in the mood to have anything jammed in my ass. Well, there you go. So I just don't know. Yeah. I don't think I could get drunk enough. I think you're right. But I did have a colonoscopy the other week. They had to knock me out. You begged them not to, but they're like, no, we have to. I don't remember it. I was knocked out. Like I said before, that wasn't the worst part. Anyway, keep it sexy, keep it sexy. Go to the happy place. Go to the happy place. I'd love to hear from people. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. Let us know if you have any little turbo buttons. Things like you might be enjoying sex, but something you or your partner enjoys. Right, and just kicks it up a notch. Like Donna's feet thing or her hair pulling or two fists. your ass or something like that. What? You missed that part of the conversation? Did I miss that part? Okay, I'm sorry. I guess it was, must have hit mute on your headphones. Must have. I used an AI voice to dub that in. Oh yeah, I dubbed it in. But, so, no, I'd love to hear about that. And everybody has like certain things that they just find really, you know, just push the buttons. Just push the buttons. Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure there's things that are like role play or dirty talk or, you know, I like dirty talk, sure. Yeah, you do. I like my balls licked. Oh, you know what? Every man I've been with loves getting their balls licked. I don't think there's been any man that does. Getting your balls licked is like getting a massage. Yeah. It is. It's just so soothing. Right. And the erotic part about that is like, you know, you're getting all that buildup, like how good it feels when she's sucking your dick, going up and down. And it's like, oh, it's building, it's building. And then all of a sudden, it's just like, just like you're, I don't know how to describe it. It's just like all of a sudden you get this nice little back rub also. It's like, oh, yeah. You know? Yeah, it's what you said before. It's like getting a back rub for your balls. Again, like you use the term roller coaster for orgasms. Oh, the roller coaster for orgasms. So it's like, okay, you're going up, you know, where you're sucking dick, sucking dick. And all of a sudden you get down, it's like, oh my, and as soon as you lick the balls, you get down, you hit the bottom, you're like, oh. And then you climb up the hill as you start sucking a dick again. Right, right. You know? Until you get to the big hill, which you, And then you're off to the races. No, it's, I mean, yeah, no. And it's arousing. It's not quite the turbo charge, but it is. Soothing. It's still very erotic. You know? Mm-hmm. So. Yeah, it makes sense. Anything else? You don't like having your toes played with? No, I got eight toes. I don't want to play with. Oh, I play with your stubs. Yeah, thanks. I don't have a problem with your stubs. All three of them. Stop. No, my feet, I don't, you know, they don't do anything for me. I don't, I mean, I get no pleasure out of someone touching my feet. I'm ticklish, so that ruins the mood right there. Yeah, you're ticklish. I don't like my nipples touched. Yeah, yeah. You have big, meaty nipples, too. I wish mine were big and meaty. My nipples are always hard. Always hard. Yeah. And they're very sensitive in a bad way. Yeah. There's certain times, especially when it's cold, you're like, oh, my nipples are killing me. I know women go through it, too. Yeah, yeah. Certain shirts that rub you the wrong way, you know? Not so much that. Well, when winter comes and they're like, yeah, I got to stay really toasty or my nipples are really hurt. Yeah, they really hurt. Yeah, there's a lot of things that with Some people, that's a super turn-off. So you have to be careful with that. But, you know. Yeah, never assume someone likes something. No, no. Do you remember that one time? I know exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, no, no. The one time the lady came up and just pushed her nipples. Exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, that's what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about other things. Yeah, I knew exactly what you were going to go to. Oh, yeah. Just came over. First time, I never met the woman. She was at our party. She walked up to me and just grabbed both my nipples and started to twist them. It's like, what the? I almost punched her square in the fucking face. Oh, that's painful. I would never, ever do that. Yeah, I yelled. I said, what the fuck are you doing? She said, oh, don't you like that? No. Oh, well, let me kick you upside your fucking head. Do you like that? Yeah. I love that. I like perfused bleeding out of my nose. Jesus Christ. Oh, I like a knife jammed in my ear. That feels great. Yeah. That's so fucking erotic. Yeah. I don't know why she would think that you would like that. I don't know. There's no communication about that. No, I never met her before. Exactly. There's no communication at all. It's like, before you go and do something that radical, even though it's not really radical, but, you know, somebody might not be into that. I'm thinking about the whole Listerine strips that we were with that one couple. Yeah, another bad decision. Very bad decision, yeah. Oh, no, we're going to put Listerine strips in our mouth, then go down on you and burn the crap out of your pussy and your dick. That was terrible. You want to end a sexy mood? That'll do it, yeah. That's my suggestion to women. As rape protection, God willing, you never get in a rape situation. That's a horrible, horrible thing. Everyone who does that can be killed. But anyway, walk around with Listerine strips in your mouth. Not only do you have good breath, so to speak, but if someone tries to harm you in that way, you go, oh, let me suck your dick. Oh, yeah. They'll look for the guy laying on the asphalt in a fetal position, I just remember going back this is another old boyfriend he thought he was being like romantic and you know thought he was going to do something just you know fun and you know oil what it was oil of wintergreen yeah oh yeah another great decision yeah well he put that on his hoo-ha hoo-ha on his on his balls and dick his his balls swelled up got beet red. His poor dick was all red. Oh, there's no way we were having sex. But I mean, think about it. I mean, it smells good. It was, you know, but I think he just put it on like right out of the bottle. Didn't use any kind of like coconut oil to be a carrier oil or anything. It was a base or something. Yeah, thin it out. Nope, it was like 100%. I've been fantasizing about going up there and using some, you know, hot sauce. I thought, you know what, if I open up my dick eye and pour that right down, just like put the shaker right in there and just shake it right the hell down into my cock. That'd be great. Oh, no, that's terrible. And then take a finger full of it and jam it up my ass in the same time. Oh, man, I'd be popular at the emergency room. Very popular. I made the mistake. I was putting a capsaicin on my shoulder, and I always make sure I wear a glove because fresh capsaicin is, I mean, it's from Peppers. But you put it on with the other hand that doesn't have a glove on. I don't get it. Oops. And then I grabbed your dick, right? Yeah, that's what we're getting at. No, actually, I made the mistake of, I took the glove off, but I decided to wash my face afterwards. I didn't think anything would have gotten on it, but I was wrong. Some of it got on my... Yeah, you find out quickly. Yeah, my lips started burning. Not a lot, just a little bit. So when I came up... A little's enough. It just lets you know that your lips are alive. Let's let you know you fucked up. It wasn't bad. It wasn't... I came upstairs and I'm like, hey, you want to mess around? But I got to tell you, I got a little bit of capsaicin on my lips. So if your dick burns, you'll know why. It's not a disease. It's not a disease. I got a little bit. It was just like a minute. Like I didn't fall for that 10 times from different women. Jesus Christ. So yeah, be careful of all these things. They're like, oh, that sounds like it would be good. Oh, do you know what we didn't talk about that is a thing you and I both enjoy is an accelerant? What's that besides alcohol? Coffee. Oh, yes, the coffee blowjob and coffee lick job. It doesn't have to be coffee. It could be any hot beverage. Hot liquid. Hot liquid. It just sounds better saying coffee, but it has to be a hot beverage. Hot beverage. The coffee I like. As hot as you can take it. Yeah, as hot as you can take it. And you get that in your mouth, and then if I go down on you, it's like, yeah, your eyes roll. You have to describe it. You fill your mouth with the hot liquid. Hot as you can take it. Yep. And you hold it in your mouth just before you put whatever The partner's body part is. Just before you get ready to touch it, you swallow it. Then you put your hot tongue on whatever it is you want to put your tongue on. Yep. People like ice cubes. I guarantee you more people I know enjoy the hot. Ice cubes. Ice cubes hurt. Now in the summertime, we did some fun things with, I had a, remember the playmate we had by the pool and I used them. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait a minute. I had the Cool Pop. The Cool Pop. Okay, now it's down to four guys. No. I don't remember. I don't. Okay. I don't. Oh, okay. Was that the one who hasn't showed up in a long time? Hasn't showed up in a long time. That was a couple years ago. I'm thinking this past summer. Oh, not this past summer. Nobody else did that. He gets sticky and stuff, but it was cool. It was fun by the pool because, you know, I'd be sucking his cock in like the- Well, the hottest one you did was in that old abandoned building. Yeah, it was that old- It was that muscular guy. Yep, yep. That was super hot. You guys were both sweating your ass off. Oh, yeah. And we had those push-up pops. The push-ups, the kind of plastic bag. The plastic ones, the cool pops. Cool pops, yeah, okay, whatever. You cut the plastic off. And you guys are already sweaty. Oh, yeah. So you both glistened already, then you're rubbing this all over. Oh, yeah, that was good. That was really pretty hot. But, no, try the coffee or hot beverage trick. Yeah. You know, I guarantee you, whoever receives it will see, the serial numbers on the inside of the skull and the back. Because your eyes will roll into the back of your head. The thing I like about the hot beverage, and it could be, I enjoy coffee because I like the taste. It could be hot chocolate, I don't care. Yeah, but my thing is I tend to suck harder if it's something I'm, that tastes good too. Sure. So you're sucking even harder because you're enjoying the taste of whatever that beverage is. So that makes a sensation. Nothing like hot coffee and cock. Let's see Starbucks offer that. True. I'll take the, you know. Hot cock. I want the grande hot cock. Hot cock. I'll get the cream later. With one splenda. With one splenda. Yeah, like a little sweet. Just a little sweet. So just a little sweet. Here's my cock. You'll get the cream later. Here comes the cream. Just don't talk because I'm going to picture somebody else. With a deeper voice. Okay. And a set of balls. And a set of balls. Oh, my God. Yeah, that is something that's fun. That's a fun one, too. Yeah, so, yeah. I usually don't do a lot of food with sex, but coffee, the coffee one. The hot beverage. The hot beverage. It's great. I did that at the one house party. Oh, yeah, you did. I did a bunch of women that had never had that before, and they were all, like, fucking exploding. I've had women. Actually, the one woman we used to do a different podcast with. Yes. That's now retired from shooting and everything. That was the only way I could make her squirt. I could get her squirt and lick her pussy normally. Yeah, I think you could too. I remember. But if I did it with coffee. Oh, that was it. Oh, it was a mess. It was a mess. Well, that's when you put the plastic beads down and whatnot. No, I tried to catch it all in my mouth. I tried, but you know. Well, she wasn't a big sprayer. She was a little spray or a gush. But when I did coffee, I got one more spray. So it's fine. It's fine. It's all good. That is all good. Yeah, that's a fun one. I don't know what other food would be as... We tried the ginger thing one time. Ginger, no. No, but yeah, it's a... No. Yeah, she did it. I didn't do it. Anything that is a... Spice. A spice is not going to be good. black pepper, and then we'll try the cayenne pepper, and then we have some ghost pepper. Which one of these do you prefer? None. Now, I'm going to do one quatoral, one vaginal, and one anal. You tell me which is which. No, that's like using the capsaicin again, because that's exactly. You get to the ghost pepper. Oh, forget it. You're just going to say, shoot me in the fucking head. We'll be out of my misery. That's terrible. That's terrible. But anyway. So, again, do you want to write to us about anything? I'd love to hear your take on your different little hot buttons and things. Info at Hot Wife Podcast. Do you want to see who and what and where Donna's doing? Hotwifedonnalyn.com, and I'll be posting stuff. I think I might go upstairs and post a couple of things. It's been a little while with work and everything. Also, don't forget to check out the 50shadesofpleasure.com, free magazine. I really like this issue, the Halloween. I like that. I like that. I like the colors. I like the articles. I think it was probably one of the best ones I've done. Yeah, I like it. I think that we also have a, Halloween's probably one of our more favorite holidays. Yeah, well, right after November 1st or 23rd wedding anniversary. Oh, geez, I know. Isn't that crazy? What's the 23rd? Is that brown paper bag? Probably. Okay. Cardboard. Now you're going to ruin it. Oh, it's supposed to be a surprise. Okay. Oh, look, there's a cardboard box behind it. I was going to order something from Amazon for myself, take it out of the box, and go, here you go, baby. I even threw in some of those queer plastic balloons for you. Or those weird little peanuts, packing peanuts. They don't do them anymore. They're not environmentally friendly. Oh, they do the plastic that has- They do the little balloons. Balloons, yeah. They're easier to take up less space. Yeah, they're fun to pop, too. Something like that. Anyway, thank you all for listening. 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