What a day!

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner. The host, guests, and performers all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot White Podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests. It does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot White Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. And they're really neurotic. They're really neurotic? Well, hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and I'm here with my whack job husband vince again uh we just took like a week hiatus didn't we yeah we did we in all honesty the shows that you've heard over the last week hopefully you've heard them um were ones that we pre-recorded for the old patreon account that we no longer have so we thought we'd share those with you yeah why not i'm telling them pretty hot it kind of gave us a chance to let our brains settle back into mush let our brains settle back into mush i don't think that's what we were trying to do i think they're already we're a mush we're trying to get them back so they're healthy and vibrant started to gel yeah not so good so but we're back and we've had a very well i've had a very busy day yeah holy fuck and then some it's just one of those sundays you know what I'm saying? Well, I said in the description. Play day. You know, we've signed, we've talked about it numerous times. You're supposed to have like two playmates in one day. And then inevitably one or both cancels. Mm-hmm. Well, today. They both showed up. Not at the same time. No. And both of them were brand new playmates yeah brand new playmates both of them were younger men they're almost i mean at my age they're almost all younger men well the guys the walkers can't make it up the steps yes that's a problem yeah or those little cherry lip things yeah we have to have one of the cpr machines like halfway up the steps yeah this place is definitely not for the faint of heart yeah um but um oh some quick news oh no quick news we got the package in from spunk oh yes we did and we have uh so they will be going out tomorrow which i was gonna say tomorrow which we're recording this on sunday so it'll be today um so if you're one of the five people that i emailed back and said that uh you'll be getting a tube you probably should get it hopefully by the end of this coming week and actually he didn't send a small sample bottles no he's in this fucking eight ounce or whatever i don't know what they are they're big they're pretty big yeah these are these are a value yeah these are a value so very nice and these are the natural avocado and natural coconut or organic organic thing i guess yeah natural it's coconut and avocado oil and you got to sample today with somebody yes i did so oh boy you needed some today i needed some today i can honestly say um the gentleman i played with the first time i didn't know anything about him um some guys do send dick pics this guy didn't neither of them had dick pics on their profile no either no so so i don't you know i don't we don't necessarily look for dick pics it's not really a that's something yeah it's not a deal breaker but uh you know what maybe a dick pic would have given me a little heads up with this one the The first guy. Because when I, you know, he's got these really cool, I really like the, I'll call them underwear, but it really wasn't. It was like a. It was a jockey, it was a boxer brief. Yeah. But they had coconuts on them. No, they didn't have coconuts. Pineapples. Pineapples. The them. His coconuts. Yes, he did have some coconuts, didn't he? Oh, my God. And when I pulled those boxer briefs off and this huge horse cock, it wasn't even hard yet. I mean, it was. In all fairness, it was not overly long. It was long. It wasn't overly long. Like I said, he's about seven inches. Yeah, was thick okay maybe it's like seven inches square yeah it's like a freaking coke bottle you know or a coke can it was you know while i'm sucking on with it's getting bigger and bigger and usually what happens it's like would you like to suck on a guy and get smaller and smaller it's like you're deflating him good point yeah point yeah finger in his ass he's deflating like he did he had big balls and his big meaty cock like you said not overly long but definitely girthy very girthy but the part i enjoyed of him is his profile pictures are shows him to be a very jovial oh yeah you're very yeah he's a character he is that's he is that person right he's very jovial it was a lot of fun to talk to and hang out with prior to you getting violated i did get violated didn't i well i did i think when you're saying fuck me i asked i don't really think that was being violated i think it was you begging to. Oh, but man, that was he's, I don't think I've ever had my pussy stretched out as much as he did. And then you said, let's go for the ass. Let's go for the ass. So we had to call in Spunk Lube. We absolutely needed Spunk Lube. I mean, sometimes. Well, you needed Spunk Lube. I didn't need it. I meant not you. I meant my playmate, and I needed spunk lube. Well, he didn't need it. He was fine. It never wouldn't have gone in. It was so fucking thick. It was so fucking thick. Well, I thought, you know, okay. So, you know, I really doused it with some spunk lube. I, you know, really massaged it in, got it all over him, made sure my I needed in my pussy and my ass I mean his dick was so most people would realize that you're gonna need it in the rectum especially a dick that big a dick that big yeah a dick that big I was ready to go down to the shed and get some like you know wd-30 wd-30 do they make WD-30? WD-40. It's W. Oh, well, I'm talking, what's the motor oil? Was that just 10-30? Oh, 10-30, whatever. I'm in a lot of pain. My back is goddamn killed. Oh, no. I'm drinking bourbon. I'm drinking, for those who care, I am drinking Knob Creek tonight. I am drinking, this is a single barrel select But I'm drinking, for those who care, I am drinking Knob Creek tonight. I am drinking, this is a single barrel select. So it's very, very delicious. Well, that's good. I hope you take your pain away. I said it was good, didn't I? Yeah, you just did. But anyway, back to the oil violation. Well, he stretched my pussy out so much it was it was like oh my god i've never been stretched out that much before i mean there was a you couldn't get it all no i i tried i really tried and it was it was like and as we're playing vince like leaves goes into the house and what is he thinking? Isn't he supposed to be running the camera? Yeah, he just leaves us here. Am I boring him? Is Vince going to take a nap again? Go watch TV. You know, I've got to talk to him. He's got to start taking some vitamins. So when he came back out. Am I losing it? Did Vince not get turned on? Well, that could be. But when he came back out, you had a little, you know, one of the bottles of spunk lube. So I was like, oh, thank goodness. Let's try this. When I'm watching your pussy start to turn inside out, like your legs got even shorter. It was tucking you in. It was that. It was that tucking you in it was that it was that bad yeah it was yeah we're gonna need some kind of lubricant here i think so too spit isn't just we're gonna have a friction fire soon yeah i mean usually like you know i can get a little spit worked up and that that usually is fine but oh even you get turned on that was a lot of turning on yeah a lot i you need a whole lot of you've had seven inch dicks before without a problem oh yeah actually the the second player you had probably had a seven inch dick too but didn't have but he didn't have the coke can it was no yankee candle god jesus so i thought um and he's coming back tomorrow Thank you. It was no Yankee Candle. Yankee Candle. Oh, God. Jesus. So I thought... And he's coming back tomorrow night. Yes, we're going to have to be going to... Which will be tonight. Right. Because this will be out Monday. Don't confuse me. Yes, he is coming back so we can do this again. I'm going to be more prepared. Well, and not that we wouldn't have invited him back anyway, but I fucked up. I wasn't going to get into that. I did. I own it. I fucked up. I know. I put the camera. I put the camera. Okay, we have some more bourbon. I put the chip into the mixing board to transfer it over to my laptop, and I thought it said, do you want to go into transfer mode? And I hit yes, but it didn't say that. It said, do you want to format this card? So I formatted the card. So he card so he came back out he opens up the door and he's got this look on his face like he's in a lot of pain i'm like i am but it was like a look i've never seen i'm like are you okay and you said no i'm in a lot of pain but i just fucked up i was like okay what'd you do and then you proceeded to tell me what you just said i was like oh we just lost everything we just shot then huh i was like well that happens sometimes you know that wasn't like you didn't have fun oh i did have fun i really did it was a challenge yeah it was you stood up to the challenge i tried down got on your knees Thank you. It was a challenge. Yeah. It was. You stood up to the challenge. I tried. You laid down, got on your knees. I did. I did everything you needed to do. He had fun. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he came and he slapped my pussy with his big old dick. Yeah. Yeah. definitely you're you're you couldn't have touched your knees together if you wanted to no so we'll um definitely do part two and see how that works out but now i'll know what i'm in for so i'll be a little more prepared i'll be you know we'll we'll know each other so that awkwardness won't be there so yeah i think it's but again i've even said that hang on your cough okay um you had to cough okay there you go you're back the um one of the erotic parts is and i think for you as well as me watching your face is like when you unwrap the package like when you pull down the guy's underwear for the first time and see anybody's cock like even the second guy you didn't know what you're getting ahold of no i didn't know i was gonna hold him no you know the first one is like like you said it did you had one of these microphones yeah He's stealing one of our microphones. It was that girthy. Yeah, it was very girthy. Oh, my goodness. Are you okay? Are you feeling any pain? Did you lose any sensation? Do you feel like your spine might have dislocated? Let's just say my hips. I'm farting a whole lot. you wouldn't know it it's just going to be no it's still kind of normal it's a little bit loose back there looser than it was before i may have to tighten that up a bit get up from the chair you're going to go yeah pretty much oh my goodness so that was um that was this afternoon. Yeah, I wonder how many people, how many women have been able to take him annually. Oh, I'll be able to do it tomorrow night. Well, you're going to be prepping all day. I don't need prep all day. I already noticed a couple of water bottles missing from the refrigerator. We have four microphones. I only see two. You're right. There's only two here the other two i know where they are well i might dig out my big the biggest butt plug i have and put that one in there's ambition I'll get up early and put my big butt plug in. I can do this. That's a can-do attitude. So if we go to breakfast tomorrow morning you're going to tell the waitress, she goes, how are you doing today? I'm going to warm up for the biggest dick I've ever had in my ass. I just wanted to know if you wanted coffee. Interesting.
Speaker2: Oh, I just did a chair.
Speaker1: I'm getting a big dick in my ass later. Okay.
Speaker2: Eggs, we scramble. Thank you. We scramble.
Speaker1: So will my intestines by this big cock.
Speaker2: Maybe I need a coffee enema. Coffee? It whole pot i mean in the pot i'm not saying a cup or i'm not even saying a little straw from the enema you're gonna it's like give me that whole pot thermos thermos a thermos would definitely work puts it in one direction comes out the same direction how'd you turn that around i don't know i practice him so then the second gentleman nice guy also yeah and a really nice guy you know a little younger 30s uh-huh yeah he did look like um considerably younger well the other guy's early 40s yeah but this guy was early 30s yeah but he just looked even younger you know he had that like soft beard like young guys have yet real soft like okay you know actually i didn't think he i thought he was actually still in his 20s yeah i i could he could have paid for his great guy both of them very nice very nice people very nice guys so that was fun so we it that was fun. So we, well, the first one we. You got a double tap on the second one. Yes, I did. Well, we did the first, with the first guy, we were outside. Because it was still warm. It's like 66 degrees today. So that was great. So I was kind of, you know. Until Vince fucked up the video. That's okay. We'll do it again. Not a problem. Do it again. You're going to be putting appliances up your ass if it'll help i will honey where's the coffee maker we're missing the keurig hold on i'll get it for you there it goes so now the sun's down so we shot the second one on the uh our little sunroom and a little futon and uh he even warned me yesterday he's like you know what i i know i'm gonna i'm gonna pop real soon you know i i know around the you know so i can we do two two rounds i was like oh yeah absolutely not a problem so yeah he was you know the nice cock nice size we should call him elmers oh because of the amount of cum oh so i'm you know just blowing him and we're into it like a little bit it has not a lot of time has gone by really i mean it's irrelevant yeah yeah it was he knew he was really excited he was like oh yeah and as i'm blowing him he's like oh i'm i think i'm gonna come and i was like well maybe if i slow it back a little bit and i was he was like oh all right and then it was like no no no i'm gonna come so i just started really sucking on him and when i went i wanted a really good facial and when i pulled him back and I got it, it splattered me all over my cheeks, in my eye, in my hair, on my shoulder. It flew past me onto the futon cover.
Speaker1: Okay, I'm not sitting there.
Speaker2: No, I have to change that.
Speaker1: I have to change that.
Speaker2: It dribbled down off my boobs, onto my thighs.
Speaker1: Thank you. No, I have to change that. I have to change that. It dribbled down off my boobs, onto my thighs. There's probably still some stuck on my ear. I've never used those headphones again. I'm going to mark, these are mine. These are white. That's why I won't use them now. So that was a huge cum load. Yeah, he did. I think he dropped like five pounds i think he did too he was like lightheaded after that yeah i would have been if i came that much jesus god yeah that was a lot i mean that's good for him yeah yeah and then you guys got to business yeah we had a little bit you know time little down time and then we did round two that was fun so again dumped a fucking ton on your ass on i said that yeah not in i was i was working up to you know maybe doing them anally kept trying to puck your ass you get it tight enough Yeah, you just fall out. Or fall in.
Speaker2: I don't know what. maybe doing them anally. Kept trying to puck your ass to get it tight enough. To get it tight enough.
Speaker1: Yeah, you just fall out. Or fall in.
Speaker2: I don't know. I had him. He kept trying to get that board, like, strapped to his ass, and I couldn't understand what was going on with that. He didn't recognize the man who packed his chute,
Speaker1: so he didn't put it on.
Speaker2: You've got to trust the guy who packed your chute.
Speaker1: If you're going to go jumping into a canyon.
Speaker2: Thanks, son.
Speaker1: It makes me feel so special.
Speaker2: So he was doing me dogging. He's like, oh, I'm going to cum.
Speaker1: I'm like, well, if you can pull out, you can cum all over my back.
Speaker2: And that's what he did. And he did.
Speaker1: He did. And it was hot cum all over my back. that's what he did and he did he did and it was hot cum all over my 98.7 or something if i had to guess if you had to guess it feels hotter like on your back when you're getting it like i don't know yeah i guess you wouldn't know just take my take my word for honey it feels hotter no nothing about that would feel hot to me. Well, it felt pretty hot to me. And then he takes his dick and he, I told him, I said, rub it all in now. Rub it all in. Make a mess back there. And he did. That was fun. Yeah. It was erotic to watch. Yeah, it was. That's why I used the camera on a stick. He's got like a splash guard. Now's like one of those police shields. Got the headlights on it and the windshield wiper. Got my tear gas mask on. Yeah, so now we have a couple guys that have those big crazy loads. Well, that's always what you want. I can get both of them together. Yeah, the guy with the big dick, he cream- cream pie jib but he didn't tell us until afterwards right right which was fine no big deal with that that was great but you know so you didn't get to see how big a cum load if a cum load is proportioned to cock size and ball size you probably have about six gallons of cum in your fucking pussy right now.
Speaker2: No, I showered after that one, please.
Speaker1: Is it drain clogged?
Speaker2: Probably.
Speaker1: Oh, great. Sorry, I had to plunge that again. I think you got plunged a few times today. Yeah, I did. Yes, I did, just a couple of times. So the anal thing is becoming very popular with you right now. I don't want to say this out loud, but I'm going to. If no one's listening. Nobody's listening. Just between you and me and nobody else. Don't tell my husband. Don't, yeah. I think I like it better than vaginal. You're becoming like the little anal queen. Yeah, it feels better than being my pussy for some reason okay like there's a certain size like bigger dicks keep hitting bottom and that irritates whatever cervix and bladder and bladder obviously heart lungs there's a lot more room in the back door you know what i'm saying i got you got like feet of space like no he's in your colon pretty much small intestine you know the thing is like if a dick is really long like i told you before my left leg goes numb my eye starts to twitch it's pressing on your spinal cord that's the only thing that's like kind of weird when you're doing anal it's, I can't feel my feet. I can't feel my left foot. It's numb. I can't feel anything. You don't want to say anything. This is hot. Yeah, I don't want to say anything because it's like, hmm, what's wrong with that? But that's what's going on. It's like, I can't feel my foot again. It's all numb. Oh, my God. That's funny. I'm just picturing that. But, you know, you get over it. I guess. It must be like a nerve or something that the little dick is like rubbing against. They say you have more nerve endings than your asshole. That's why, you know, people who enjoy anal sex, but male and female, and everything in between, they say the orgasm is be stronger that way i mean the one you had up at the the other week oh my god that orgasm was probably the strongest orgasm i've ever seen that came like right up from my wherever it came up from your non-feeling toes yeah i was getting i got my ass pounded yes you did and you were begging for it i was begging for it i loved that that was great so that was great so you went from years ago saying i don't know how people can do that i don't know how people can do that to be like yeah how do people not do this well i don't know it's something i kind of grew into okay yeah because i mean the first time you do anal is like oh that's uncomfortable then of course you have to get a little more stretched out you have to you know you know what i'm saying you have to get that no i don't yeah you absolutely don't know what it's like you know you have to get things a little bit like more elastic a little more stretched out and once out. And once it gets a little looser, you're like, yeah, I could. Actually, that feels pretty good now.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: You can just take my word for it. Yeah, I got nothing.
Speaker3: You got nothing.
Speaker1: I'm sitting there like, okay. You know, when I go for my yearly exam and the doctor, you know, does the old prostate exam, no, it doesn't feel any better each time. Does he?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: He looks like your face is like, nope. Nope. I just don't know what he's doing the exam with because he has his hands on my shoulders, so. I don't know.
Speaker2: Whatever.
Speaker1: That's not good. Well, i'm okay i'm trying for great next time trying for great just push back a little bit you know i thought i'd like go at christmas get my yearly exam but like it's like it's christ Christmas car would chew my ass cheeks. Surprise. I'm a little Santa drawing in my asshole Santa's mouth going, ho.
Speaker2: Ho.
Speaker1: That's cute. I hope so. I hope we can appreciate the art. It's very thoughtful and creative. So tomorrow night when this gentleman comes over, I'm guessing we're going anal again. absolutely absolutely so you're gonna think you're gonna suggest to women they really try that maybe break in with some you know small anal plugs butt plugs and oh yeah i think the toys are the way to to go first because you have that vibration actually helps with the sensation and also um my when i was first doing anal it was this is gonna sound really strange what felt really good remember those cigars came in those metal tubes yes they were smooth and cold anything smooth and a little bit on the cold side actually felt better in my butt than a hot cock at the time because it was smooth it would it would slide in better the sensation was great um and i was doing that like when i was riding somebody and having a dick in my pussy then having that smooth cylindrical well no let me ask you this okay so but like you talked about when we went up to the our friends up there that was party right and and even the gentleman today with the the coke can cock okay it's it's easier for anal if it's somebody that you also have a connection with oh well yeah it's like i'm just saying in general so you know if it's someone that you have you know some level of click with right right you know versus somebody you know you know i'm not gonna give my ass to just anybody. Just most people. Just most people. Anybody with their dick in front of me. Hey, if I'm already playing with them and they're fun, yeah, sure. Yeah, I've already had their balls on my chin. So, you know, it's like, what the hell? You got one door, let's go for the other. What's behind door number three? Oh so yeah i think it's definitely gonna be number one door number two door number three so door number three absolutely so we still have to arrange for you to get a dp yes that i we might be able to arrange it at the house party maybe yeah so we'll see christmas you know oh it's december 8th party okay so maybe i don't know i don't know i think there's a lot more for me it'd be a lot more because i'm i'm really short and short torsos there's a lot of logistics that's a problem yeah well i told you that because that you probably have to have guys with a little longer cocks yeah i'm thinking i don't know i think that would just be what's going to have to be yeah i would almost think almost think that with anybody. If a woman's going to be DP, it has to be at least one guy has to have a bigger dick. Like if you're sitting in reverse cowgirl, the guy with the bigger dick has to be doing you anally. Okay. Because the guy who's got the shorter dick, and I'm not saying short dick, but shorter. Right. He can be on top because your legs are in the air so now your pussy is more open but now if you're face down right i don't know i don't know i saw one a lady was like she was like doing like a sidewinder type of thing so her leg was up in the air sure and i don't there was a guy behind her fucking her in her ass that way and i think it was like a guy like in the front of her fucking her i don't know i don't know how that would work i just i think it's just get some willing participants in experiment yeah i think it's a and i'm so short that you know i can't even if legs up in the air, it's still not going to be a lot of room down there for people to maneuver, if you know what I mean. There's just not a lot of room down there. All right. Wednesday show. Uh-huh. I think we ought to do your new toy review. You haven't even used that toy yet. No, I haven't even used it yet. So we're so busy. It's the same toy that Jay has. Yes. In fact, I was so intrigued. She was our inspiration. Yes. Yes, she was. Jay, thank you. That toy looks so amazing. When you were showing it, she sent us a little video. And it looks like a rabbit, like a regular rabbit. And it has a little thing that comes up that kind of like vibrates on your clit. But the shaft that goes into your pussy, it's open in the middle. And there's this little finger type of a thing. Yeah, it does. It's almost like a finger. And it wiggles back and forth. So like up and down. Up and down or back and forth. It hits your G-spot and stuff, yeah. So we'll see. We'll have to do a live. A live review of that live review oh that'll be good and you can talk about uh your second time with cocan he just got his he has his nickname we have nicknames for all the playmates it is derogatory term i would love people call me cocan i'm sure oh my god oh my god but uh anyway so hey mr bale is back yes he sent us an know, glad Mr. Bale is back. And, you know, he says it was tough. I don't know all that went on or is going on. I know there's some stuff going on in South Africa right now that is, like the rest of the world, not great. So I just hope he stays safe and, you know, keeps listening. Yeah. Me too. It's a crazy world out there stay safe yeah that's everywhere so uh again check out spunkloob.com saved my ass today literally helped her ass my god you know all the listeners we want to thank everyone. If you want to reach out to us, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And if you want to see all the videos I'm doing and the people I'm doing and all the anal fun I'm having. Eyes getting glued shut. You can check out hotwifedonnalyn.com and you can see all the stuff I'm doing. Yep. So again, you still can go to spunkloob.com and if you make a purchase, make sure you type in hotwife, all one word, in the discount code area and you'll save 10%. And again, the listeners that sent me the email before, the five, your package will be going out and you should have it by the end of this week. Yeah, we'll have to go out there and get little boxes. It's all going out tomorrow.
Speaker2: Oh, boy.
Speaker1: You're ambitious. We just got it in. I want to get it out to you, people. I don't want them thinking that we're full of shit. You can't be. Your ass is that wide open. My ass is that wide open.
Speaker2: Nice.
Speaker1: All right, everyone. I want to thank you, and we'll talk to you again all right have a good night