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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody. It's Donna Lynn. Welcome to my Hot my hot wife podcast and once again i'm accompanied by my wonderful husband vince say hello vince hello vince oh so on saturday we're going to be going live our first well we did live we we did live. We tried it a couple times when we first started. It didn't go well. It didn't go well. Well, it went well, but people weren't listening. And that could happen here. Sure. Nobody called in. We were sad and lonely. We'll do two months with the shows. Sure, we'll see what happens.

If people want to call in, we'll have a phone number for you to call in. Yes. Now, where you're going to have to see the show live is you have to go to our website. Let's see. I'm sorry. You're going to listen to the show live. All right. So, if you go to hotwifepodcast.online you'll be able and it's going to be 9 o'clock East Coast time. Okay. Here in the United States. It's New York time if you don't know what that is. So, we're going to do the show from 9 until whenever we think we've Thank you.

coast time okay here in the united states it's new york time if you don't know what that is um so we're going to do the show from nine until whenever we think we've exhausted a topic we're going to have a phone number you can call in and we'll be able to take callers um and so you can ask questions or give us topics or heckle us whatever i can hang up on you um but uh yeah no if you want to have any input into the show or ask donna questions or well if you want to ask me a question for whatever reason we're here to take it all no that's you okay i'm here to take it all yeah it's so many.

You just don't even know. I don't even know. Yeah, so the date would be today is the 15th, right? We're recording this on. Monday, today's Monday. Yeah, the 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th. So it's the 20th? Is it the 20th? I don't, geez, I think you're right. Is this May in front of me here? I don't even know what month I have in front of me. All right, whatever. It could be the 20th. We'll call it the 20th. I believe it is. On March? My desk calendar has been flipped since March. So it shows you how much I got, you know, shit pot on top of it.

Yeah, I'll top of it yes it is definitely the 20th 20th okay so there you go so may 20th we are going to go with our first live show um and then you know again that show will be also live be not live that show be uh available for download if you don't hear it live um but uh if you want to talk to us um and uh for a reason we're we're there I don't hear it live um but uh if you want to talk to us um and for a reason we're we're there yeah we'll be there yeah i'm sure we'll get one or two eventually um you know i mean just because we don't have a life on saturday nights doesn't mean other people don't that's true so that's true um the number to call in i'll give it it.

Oh, you have it. I wasn't sure how much of this was actually set up. Yeah, no, I got the phone number. Wow. I thought you had, but I wasn't sure. I got the phone number. I mean, get to it with my phone number. Look at my husband being responsible and shit. I'll take that back. You can't say that. I'll tell you to call me responsible. Well, okay. Semi-responsible. No, you're calling me a semi? I'm not that fat. Okay. The phone number to call in on Saturday, the 20th, and every time we do a live show after it, is going to be 484-352-2553. Okay. One more time. 484-3525-3. Okay. One more time.

4-8-4. 4-8-4. 3-5-2. 3-5-2. 2-5-5-3, yes. Okay. I'll have to write that down. Yeah, we'll put it on a whiteboard here so you can read the program for it. Yeah, so that'll be interesting. Yeah, see if anybody takes a bait and actually decides to talk to us. I mean, you know, we are approachable. Yeah, I'm still amazed people listen to us. It's just a little therapy here. I want to thank people who do. I mean, it's amazing the amount of people. I just actually today showed Donna. I looked up today on the internet what was, like, what's the average numbers for podcasts?

And there's been some question in Donna's mind. Like, I tell her numbers. We're just doing this for shits and giggles. I tell her numbers. And she goes, well, is that good? I don't know. I said, well, we're not Joe Rogan. I don't want don't know. I said, well, we're not Joe Rogan. I don't want to be Joe. I mean, I'd like to be Joe Rogan. He's got goddamn money. Right. But as far as the two nobodies, numbers-wise, we're doing incredible. Okay. And we thank everyone for listening. I'm flabbergasted. Is that a word? Yeah, you're a lot of things. I don't know.

incredible and we thank everyone for listening i'm i'm flabbergasted is that a word you're a lot of things that's just one it's one of the nicer ones but um anyway so uh again thanks for that so again go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and find out you can see all our stuff all the stuff i'm doing you can email us, if you have any questions about the podcast or whatever. You have suggestions for topics. You have questions for us. If your name is Janice and you want to send me dirty pictures, you can send that to... Still waiting for that, are you? Still waiting. I sent her a picture.

She wouldn't know what I looked like. So I guess she probably hasn't stopped throwing up since I sent her a picture. It's like crickets, you know? In fact, I think we're blocked from her. Yeah, probably. But email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. You did comb your hair instead of making yourself look good. Was I supposed to? I did a selfie while I was sitting on the toilet. No, actually, I sent her the one of you and I in Ireland, the little selfie we did. That's nice.

And then I sent her the, remember the one from my daughter's wedding where we're together and I made her like that real strange face and she sent her that one too. Oh, that one's funny. Yeah. So, but also, plug for Spunk Lube, great product. I don't know why you laugh. You use more Spunk Lube than, you know. It's just like, well, they're a sponsor. We plug sponsors. That's what we do here. Do you want me to take your Spunk Lube and send it back? No, don't do that. Then you just fucking stop laughing, Missy. Just how you do it. It's a great product. It's like, okay.

And how would you know, Vince? What orifice do you- Well, I've seen enough of you putting it on enough dicks and sliding it into you, so I'm guessing no one's complaining. No one's going like, wow, that's great for getting a grip on a baseball bat. You know? Everybody, every time you use it, Bernie's like, oh, my God, it's just so silky. Right, exactly. Just the way you said it, man, it's like you had personal experience using it on yourself. I don't have to give you all my secrets. Remember we did that show not too long ago about, is that cheating?

Well, you told me the one thing I did wasn't cheating. Okay. Whatever that one thing is, I don't care. That's up to you. Yeah, you might not want to know. I don't want to know. I don't know. I'll text you pictures after I get them from Janice. Oh, my God. Okay. Where's my pictures, Janice? Oh, my God. He's going to hound you forever, Janice. Watch out. I'm not going to hound her forever. Huh? I'll just send her pictures of me naked. That'll torture her. That'll, you got that covered.

I'll torture myself taking them, but anyway, anyway so so tonight it came up with a little we've been on clipster sale for a lot of years on and off yes yeah yeah good site very good site for your you know for content and everything else and and i'm not picking on them this is not trashing them um a lot of sites, I'm sure Pornhub has it and other ones have it. But they actually have a directory, so to speak, of all the different fetishes that are on their site. I think it's handy. I like that. Let me turn my microphone off. I've got to move my computer. I know I'm going to bang my mic.

So you talk. So there's about 5,000 or more different categories that they call fetishes. And some of them are so outlandish. We're scratching our heads. We're like, you've got to be kidding. This is a fetish? Yes. There's literally a couple thousand. Oh, I said 5,000. Yeah, well, I'm going to go with a couple. Yeah, there's a lot. Now, there'll be some. I understand it. You know, there's your standard ones. Yeah. You know? You know, reverse cowgirl. Yeah. Anal masturbation. Yeah. Regular masturbation. Solar masturbation. Using a tilde. Using a vibrator. These are all normal.

And if you question where we're getting this list this list from just type in clips the number four sale all one word and then um the uh i put in um space categories okay and this list will come up and you can look at it yourself it's a it's a good sense of uh amusement yes again i don't we're i'm gonna tell you some on here we're gonna go over a few i think that like they're crazy what the fuck is it like there was one i don't remember what it was the initials were oh asmr i had no idea what that was so you had to look it up so i Let me type it in again real quick. A-S-M-R.

And that stands for Autism. Look it up. So let me type it in again real quick. A-S-M-R. And that stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. I don't even know what that is.

Well, it is a sensory phenomenon that is used to describe pleasure tingling sensation typically on the scalp, neck, or back in response to particular auditory and or visual triggers for some people is it sexual i don't know it killed any sex drive i had i was like uh if something is takes that those that has to sound like that to describe it can't be sexy well i don't know if your if your scalp is tingling when you're getting a blowjob that's got to be kind of cool then she's sucking the wrong thing not necessarily my scalp tingling while i'm getting a blowjob yeah it's but then you um that's not the head she should be sucking you want to call the head of my cock a scalp okay that fucking scalp better be tingling bitch yeah that's not what i meant i don't know sometimes when i'm um in the throes of of ecstasy or passion or so you're not talking with me you're talking with other people well obviously other people but when i'm in the middle of an orgasm or something there's something like my feet tingle, my toes curl.

It might be that kind of a thing, maybe. I'm going to enter.

other people but when i'm in the middle of an orgasm or something there's something like my feet tingle my my toes curl it might be that kind of a thing maybe i'm gonna interrupt but we'll talk about real quick because you're on the toe shaking thing so yesterday the the fine young gentleman that you played with yes i wanted to take the camera off of you two and just shoot his feet just because it was a fucking hysterical man he looked like he was having an epileptic fit with his feet oh really his foot was like if he was in water he could have been like a fucking speed bump yeah it was it was pretty fucking funny i didn't even know that oh that's hysterical no you were busy riding his dick you wouldn't if you're looking at his then that's like, okay.

Oh, my God. That's too funny. I thought, you know, my foot does a weird thing when I'm getting excited. A lot of people do foot twitches or whatever, you know. So, all right. So, let's get back to this list. We're going to just skim through it and see some, like, there's some things. Like, there was one I saw here for belly dancing as a fetish. Okay, that makes sense. I find belly dancing erotic. Very erotic. Okay, but here's the scale, okay? The scale is either, I don't understand it. Right. It's sexy, but I couldn't jerk off to it. Right. Or, fuck yeah. Okay, so there's three. Yeah, okay.

You don't understand it. I don't understand it.

It's sexy, but I can't jerk off to it like belly dancing it's sexy i couldn't jerk off to it personally just personally yeah it's not you know i find it very rock watching a woman oh whether lots of curves or whatever they way they shake that hip you know and shit like that that's erotic as shit yep but i couldn't jerk off to it well here's the thing if they could do that with their pelvic and what if they were sitting on my dick or my face and doing that now okay now it's a whole but see i wouldn't need to jerk off at that point would i no you wouldn't need okay so there we go so see i couldn't jerk off to it okay you're right you're absolutely right okay move on but that's me yeah That's fine.

They don't have male belly dancers. They might nowadays with the way the fucking world's going. What would you call a male belly dancer? Would that be attractive to you as a woman to see an attractive man come out? I don't even know what kind of clothes they would fucking wear.

But you see a guy come out and kind of do a male version of a belly dance that might be very erotic again we're they're completely covered he might be shirtless or whatever you know but would that one that one um moroccan restaurant we ate at a few times well that like seven million you know meals courses oh my god courses to eat a meal Very good, all very good.

Very good hours we ate there 10 years ago and i'm still digesting that fruit but they had female ballet dancer but didn't they have male a male version well i don't i wouldn't have paid attention if they did oh so i had the female one with the the great hit hips and big tits in front of me yeah i didn't even know you were with me there i know i'm sure so you couldn't you couldn't tip her I was throwing you in the couscous and big tits in front of me. Right, yeah. I didn't even know you were with me there. I know, I'm sure. You couldn't tip her enough.

I was throwing you in the couscous and taking her home. Oh, there you go. Okay. I like couscous, so I'm good with that. So, like, apocalypse. I know what you're really thinking. So here's another. Okay, I'm in the A's right now. Okay, you're in the A's. Apocalyptic. Apocalyptic? What do you think in a, I don't know what it is. I mean, okay, it's the end of the world. We're going to fuck because the world's ending? Is that what that would be? It may not even be. Click on one of the videos. What is it? What are they? I'm sorry. It's going to register in my fucking, you know, browsing history.

Was your wife going to find out? When the government takes over, they're going to go, Mr. Vince, you're a sick fuck. Mr. Vince, you're a sick fuck. You're a sick fuck apocalyptic nobody watches that so that's what i think it would be it would be like the end of the world and let's see i'm gonna read this one woman's i'll give her credit she shot it okay okay her in in here her her studio name is delilah d's fetish emporium okay so, okay? Oh. So, yeah. So, I'm going to give her credit. Yeah. So, Debt Collecting Apocalyptic Sneezes. What? All right. That's the title. All right.

I just read the title, honey. Oh, so these, in this case, it was sneezes that are considered apocalyptic. Well, let's find out. This is a custom video. No names were used. You broke into my house and tied me up. You interrogated me to find where I've hid the money and decided to use your sneezes to do it. Yeah, I'm talking. I'm talking. You're going to sneeze on me. I said, ah, that's it. Okay, no, don't sneeze on me. Here's my money. Here's my money. Oh, that's the end of everything. Okay, you'd... What? I'm trying to keep from laughing here. You'd... Where am I? Is there sex involved or not?

I don't know yet. Hang on. You'd build your sneezes doing a mixture of warning slash diseases. Oh, teasing me, sorry. About the destruction that will follow. There would be some small sneezes that break some furniture and start to shake and put holes in the house. I can't even finish that. Oh, you're kidding. So these are sneezes that actually destroy things. This was a custom video. Okay, so this is something that some person, I can't say a man or a woman, I don't know. Exactly, I don't know either. Said that this is what I want to see. And we've had to show it.

We've had some weird shit, but not that weird. Not that weird. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to sneeze.

For more information, visit www.fema.org what i want to see and we've had show at that but we've had some weird shit but not that weird not that weird yeah it doesn't make sense it sneezes farts that's not no that's oh my god yeah well there have been some that are pretty pungent and powerful so yeah yeah then there's ones i fart oh yeah they're apocalyptic right there so that i understand it i understand it okay so here's one because there's a difference but can't jerk off arab ball busting not just regular ball busting but these are just arabs getting their balls busted oh man okay that's smelling that's what my dogs do yeah we videotaped that that could be and make some money oh there you go man what were you doing here's one ass cheek fucking so not actually anal penetration.

It's like titty fucking, but using ass cheeks. I've done that. Okay. It was one of those kind of a couch dance thing, and I kind of grabbed his, because he's wearing sweatpants, I kind of grabbed his cock with my ass cheeks, and just the way that he was positioned, I was able to grab it and actually tug on it so i was being a bad girl but albino fetish albino fetish okay yeah i don't know it's going there on its own okay oh they actually had i'm saying me um they actually had like the most it wasn't that that big a list but most of them in there all were ass.

And so most of those made sense to some level. Oh yeah. I'm in B now. Okay. You're in B ones. Bag popping. Oh, so this is different than balloon popping. Oh, balloons in here too. Oh, of course it is. But this is bag popping. Yeah. You're going alphabetically then. So just think, you know, you're working at Walmart. Got those bags. Oh, you know. You sit there and start popping bags to see who gets all fired up. You know the bags I like to pop? Those ones that are, they're all hooked together and they're filled with air and they're used to. Oh, they're kind of for shipping bags. Yeah.

You know, Amazon or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're fun to pop. I like to do it just to scare dogs. Yeah, I do it too just for that reason. And then the little little bubbles like the bubble wrap i like popping them of course everybody likes that yeah it's that pop yeah the balloon ones are in here balloon stuffing balloons um did you say balloon stuffing yeah so you stuff a balloon in your pussy yeah apparently oh huh barbershop fet Wow, you know, I could understand barbershop fetish. I don't even know what this is. What? Bastinado? B-A-S-T-I-N-A-D-O. Bastinado? I have no idea.

I have no idea. Apparently, from what I'm seeing here. What the fuck is that? I'm looking. Hang on. Let's see if i can find a barefoot bet barefooter i'm reading the title here don't blame me for this okay barefooter dirty basta you know hd full video okay and from what i can see it looks like the guy's in uh like he's got his feet in those, like the old days, the wood that comes down on it. Is it a type of shoe? No. You switch your hand and your head through the stock. It's a wood for your feet, and his feet are filthy, and this woman is apparently beating him with a belt.

Is he sitting in it and his head is... No, he's laying down. Oh, he's laying down. And he's got a hard one with his underwear, apparently. And his feet are filthy. And they're grabbing his feet and beating it with a belt. Oh, sounds... You know what? Oh, boy, I can't stand up right now. Okay. I don't get it. Okay. Back to the first one. I don't get it. No, don't get it. No, I don't get it. I mean... Okay, so let me see what else we got here. You're punching somebody in the gut. Yep. Just like the ball kicking, ball smashing. How about belly plopping? Is it like you lift it up and plop it down?

It might be. I don't know. I'm afraid to look. I really am. Like if you have like a Dunlop, your belly Dunlop over your belt type of thing, you can lift up your belly. I'm not looking at it. So here's one I could do. Oh, okay. I could be, if this is really something that there's, 354 clips of it. there's money in this because i enjoy doing this of course you do bear hugs bear i'm told i give great hugs i think that i think in this case the bear hugs it's like over aggressive like i can do that as long as it's to a woman not a man i don't know you're gonna bear hug a't want to hug men. Oh.

Big pussies. I understand that one. When they mean big, what do they mean? Like big, isn't it? Well, I'm guessing they could probably howl as a truck where they have the big meaty lips. I don't know. Let me go, look. I don't know big pussies. We're clipping on it. There's only 504 clips to big pussies. Oh, we could watch them all tonight. No, this is pretty much like the big pussy, man. Jesus Christ.

i won't give this girl's name out but jesus christ you could back a bus in there not wear so they're wide it's just a big yeah it's a big pussy okay it's a big pussy so it's the opposite of tight yeah it's well it's just a big pussy i can't say it's not tight i'm just looking at the visual of it compared to the legs right next to. It's like, no, that damn thing. If I start licking that thing, I think it'd like suck my head right in there. Yowza. Yeah. That could be fun. That could be fun. That could be scary. Big tits. I don't get it. Ooh, here's one I could, another one I could do. Oh, yeah?

Bloated belly. Oh, honey, there's like, there's opportunities out there for you. What was the last one I just read? Belly. The Big Pussies was 504 clips. Right. Okay. Bloated belly. Okay, fetish. Bloated belly. Okay. How many clips do you think are in this website for bloated belly? 20, 16. 2,790. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Oh, my God. So, you know, once I get a little constipated, we're shooting porn. Okay. I don't know. The competition is steep, dear. You might want to get into a category with not so many people. Let's see. You might want to... Ooh. Unless your belly is really bloated.

The lesser known, not the blowjob, but this is the boot job. A boot job? A boot job. And there's only 47 clips. So there's a lot of room in there to shoot and make some money, I'm guessing. Because I can see that being a complete waste of time. Somebody using their boots to jerk. Okay, now you're going to make me go look around you. You son of a bitch, if you're going to mention, you've got to know what it's about so I can make a determination whether I get it or don't get it. She loves to jerk off with her boots. Okay, so she just wears boots and jerks the guy off.

Uses her feet with the boots. Oh, she uses her feet with her boots? Yeah, she has the boots on her feet, and she's, instead of like, you've done foot jobs you've done foot jobs yes well now you do it with your fucking boots on there that fucking heel you get that heel in the wrong place he's getting a heel in the ass when you said that she has her boots on she's giving her bloat or jerking them off it's like okay she's wearing boots and she's jerking them off but that's not true she's using her boots like to jerk them off it's a boot job it's a boot job yeah oh truly Bracelets, 112 clips. Wow.

Braces, 1,053. Again. It's a boot job. It's a boot job. Yeah. Oh, truly. Bracelets, 112 clips. Wow. Braces, 1,053. Again, what? I don't know. What do they do with them? Do they give a blowjob with braces on? I guess just some girl with braces sucking your dick. I don't know. I mean, you better make sure you don't have pubic hair at that point. Exactly. Fuck, man. One, she looked funny with all his hair sticking out of her fucking teeth.

Do you there was a machine you have a mustache on the inside there was a machine that was used to like pull out all your hair it was called an epilady and I remember that would be like fucking that'd be like bubblegum fetish I don't get it but that wasn't the bubbles I wanted to blow. Yep. Chewing bubbles. And there is one, blowing bubbles. Blowing bubbles. Hi, I'm bubbles. Blow me. Okay. Body busting. Body busting. Is that when you like smash into somebody? You gotta make me look, aren't you? Well, if you're going to talk about it, you... Let me see. Okay.

See, we didn't prepare for this at all. Deep punches of stretched belly. Ooh. Here's a good-looking girl laying down on a table. Uh-huh. She's wearing bra and panties. Okay. Her mouth is duct tape shut. Oh, that's... Her hands look like they're bound above her head. Her feet are not bound, so... Okay. And this other girl who is wearing a sports bra and thong in good shape is punching her in the belly oh nice i remember we did one it was like tickling oh yeah tickling's a fetish but it was with um sky and we we had to make her pee and she's like. I can't pee.

You don't know how much we tickled her, Roy. Oh, my God. So many things. Oh, my God. Yeah. What was the other one I just saw what to say? Any of them really outlandish? There's a couple that. Well, we're getting there. We'll build up to it. Oh, my God. I'm moving down to C's now. Calf muscle fetish. So you're flexing your calf. I guess. That's a fetish. Okay, so let's get back to the scale. I don't get it. I don't get it.

A woman's legs sexy can't jerk off to it if you make that part of a video like a like video well if you shoot like one walk up the steps and you're shooting that and you go up but and flexes your calf it can't be the whole video no it can't be the whole video but there are people who enjoy it and that's great for them i just don't get it all right here's when i gotta look up look up what the fuck is c e i c e i yeah i just said that i have no idea yeah let's see eat your cum for my feet for my you so addicted to my feet, you'll do anything for them, including eating your cum.

You're going to show me... You're going to show me what a devoted foot slut you are by licking up the huge load you squirt out of... They should read this shit before they post it. Squirt out to my perfect goddess feet. And like. Okay. They have like my perfect. Okay. And it's in the middle of the sentence. Right. And M in my is capitalized. It's like, there's no period there. So yeah, so this is. So it's a foot fetish. And he jerks off on her feet and then she makes a lick off his cum. I guess. All right. That looked like it was just a POV with no guy, like they're just pretending.

What could be? Yeah, it could be. You're looking at it. You have the monitor. I don't. Oh, here's a fetish. Seven clips. You know it's a big one. It's a big one. Czech language. Czech? Yes, C-Z-E-C-H. Okay. That kind of Czech? Yeah. So someone just talking Czech. Oh, isn't that interesting? Yes, I need you for to clean my house. Yes, you dirty cucksucker. Okay. Corksucker. Corksucker. Chubby, again, I'd be a rock star. Oh, man, you'd be like, how many are there? Cigar fetish. I got that one now. Hey, I think I even be a rock star. Oh, man, you'd be like, how many are there? Cigar fetish.

I got that one now. Hey, I think I even have a couple up on that category. Circumcised penis fetish. I didn't really know. So how is that a fetish? I mean, isn't, like, majority of men, I think, are in this country? In this country, they are circumcised. You would think that uncircumcised would be the fetish. And there are uncircumcised fetishes, too. Crossed legs fetish. No, it's only sexy when they uncrossed them. But, yeah, here we go. Claws. Claws. Not Santa. We're talking C-L-A-W-S. C-P-R. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Cave my chest in and blow in my mouth, bitch. Break some ribs for me, please.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, maybe they use the dummy. You know, they have to videotape it anyway. You can just call me Vince, all right? Well, no, I think, never mind. Yes, I'll just call you Vince. Okay, thank you. Oh, my God. Chinese language is also apparently a fetish. Huh. I can see that, I guess. I don't know. Sometimes those Asian languages are very... Hard on the ears. Yeah, it's like German. Oh, German. It doesn't roll off the tongue real sexy, in my opinion. No, German is one of those great guttural languages. It sounds like you're ready to throw up one.

There's a lot of, you know, it sounds like they're clearing their throat. Here's one. Here's one for you. Down jacket. Down? Now, does that mean, now this is spelled in the direction, so I guess I don't mean like down feathers. Down feather, I'll spell the same.

same oh is it okay i thought like the feather down was a little different spelling no i don't believe okay i have to click on it now because they do have down blouse above it but let me see down blouses when you look down a lady's blouse see now the first video i click on right okay they have a woman wearing they're wearing like down jackets but she's bound up see they're both even the woman the down jacket they're both that's weird okay i just can't do that one so you thought it would be like a down jacket you look down the jacket like it's on i wasn't sure first i was going with the down feathers then i started saying oh yeah maybe it's like looking down the jacket you know but then what i just saw it's unzipped?

Well, I wasn't sure. First, I was going with the down feathers. Then I sort of think, oh, yeah, maybe it's like looking down the jacket, you know? But then what I just saw, it's, no, they're wearing down jackets, and one girl is fucking bound. They're both wearing them, and the one's bound up, and she's getting spanked. I don't know. In a down jacket. In a down jacket. That just makes it that much hotter, no pun intended. So hot. Yeah. She's sweating all over it.

Just stop playing with yourself i know you're getting around stop that he's got this down jacket fetish he just doesn't want me to know about it used to be cashmere jackets cashmere moleskin anybody knows what mole hair i'm sorry it's a mole and a moleskin is those things you put on your calluses on your feet don't they also make tablets like little journals that are moleskin Thank you. You know, mohair, I'm sorry. It's a mohair. And a moleskin is those things you put on your calluses, on your feet. Don't they also make tablets, like little journals that are moleskin? Nah, I don't know.

I always thought the moleskin was like the- Double anal, one of my favorites. Twice the ass. Yeah, no, I'm not doing double anal. One anal's enough. Dusting. Clean my house, bitch.

Clean my house house i think my pussy is wet now somebody would come and say dust my house i would probably come all over there yeah ear fetish we're trying to read these out to you because they aren't they exist people are videos for them and we're trying to understand well i don't know do you sit there i don't know but i'm trying to i'm looking at it more from the viewer's point like what about an ear where i sit there and go oh yeah i don't get it give me that lube has. Oh, my God. I'll stick my little dick in there and get that wax. Oh, you're disgusting.

Okay, here comes one of the first really super, super ridiculous ones. Okay. Okay. Eating in a car. Come on, babe, I'm taking you to the drive-thru. We're going to do porn. It's sonic. We have to... Eating in a car. I don't know. Fuck, is that sexy? It depends on what you're eating. I guess it's sexy when your wife yells at you, don't spill it on the carpet. God damn it, you pig. I'm not saying you, honey. I'm saying my other wife. Okay. It better be your other wife.

We haven't the car in forever no you're the car seat i have for you doesn't let you really eat you're strapped in they're pretty good oh eye crossing how's that i see that sexy sure i i want to fuck someone with mental problems no I want to fuck the girl cross-eyed. I don't want to fuck her cross-eyed girl. Well, maybe you fuck her so hard that her eyes uncrossed. There you go. You know me too. That wouldn't happen. You don't know that. I might be able to eat her pussy to that point. Yeah, there you go. Ding, and her eyes like uncrossed. This has been done to death. Okay, what's that?

Erotic dancers. Yes. When did that become erotic? Yeah, really. Who would go to a bar and see that? How is this one legal? Escaping. Escaping? It's like, oh, okay. Yeah, I get it. The whole fantasy. It's not erotic. I get what the video is. I don't get it being erotic. Here's one for you. Edgingging games yeah and do they mean sexual edging i'm guessing i mean consider it as a porn site not necessarily you had speaking czech are they are they talking dirty speaking how would you know exactly i don't know czech they could just sit there read a say menu, yeah. I wouldn't know.

What was the one I saw before you? Before I interrupted you, is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, what the hell was it? I mean, there's so many to pick from here. Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, there's more than 2,000. Oh, yeah. But, I mean, some of them aren't as interesting, like extreme close-ups. Okay, I get that. Ah, yeah. That can be sexy. We've done that. We've done that. Yeah, that can be sexy. The macro type thing, sure, we've done that. Yeah, that can be fine. I'm okay with that. You know, you skipped right over cape fetish, you know. Oh, I did skip over cape fetish.

You skipped right over cape fetish. Yeah, well, again, I'm looking at this huge list, and I'm trying, you know, like CBD instruction. What the fuck is that? What's CBD? Isn't it that oil? Yeah, isn't that the cannabis? Hang on. Let me click on this one. Cock punishment with Annette and Sophia. Okay, so it's got to be cock something. I don't know. CBD? Cock? What? CBD. That's what it was. I don't know. God, there's so many acronyms and... Cock and ball torture. Cock and ball torture. That's CBT. Okay, well... Teasing, cock and ball teasing. Teasing? I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know.

I'm just, it's just, you know, CB... There's CEI. We did that one too. It was a dirty feet one, I think. Oh,irty. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's a cape fetish. Yeah. So one of you wears a cape, and, you know, it's almost like cosplay. Sort of, yeah. I can see that. I never wanted to fuck a cartoon character. I don't get cosplay, personally. No, I don't either. A lot of people do. Yeah, a lot of people do.

So all we're talking about is, like, you know, is it not sexy at all to us something i could jerk off to or something i could or or yeah fuck yeah yeah i'd be into that okay and so far we've none of these weird ones i could well that's why we want to pick the weird ones you don't want to pick the normal ones i mean if i read down the line like face fetish okay i'm an f now okay face fetish then there's you know beautiful woman well face fucking is next and Facebook stuffing overeating facials fairy tales fantasies fantasy wrestling fart farting. Again, you could be. I could be.

You could fucking own that. I am like, I'm in the wrong freaking realm. What am I doing? I don't know. Here I am fucking these hot guys. Sucking and fucking dicks, and you could just sit there and fart. Fart. Oh, my God. And you'd do well with it. I wouldn't even have to dub in the sound. You don't think so? After I do anal, I do fart a lot. Yeah. I don't think so? After I do anal, I do fart a lot. But you don't hear it. It's just... Sometimes you do. Sometimes you do. So let's see. Footsie. Okay. Foot jobs above it. Foot worships above it. Foot tickling. Foot smothering.

Again, I'm not a foot guy. There's a lot of foot shit here, though, man. Of course of course there is jesus christ okay here's the list of foot ones foot domination foot fetish foot gagging foot humiliation foot massage foot parties foot play foot slave training foot smelling foot smelling hand jobs foot smothering foot tickling foot worship foot jobs footsie foot okay well remember that one uh custom video i had to do that was the foot job and i had to call I don't know.

feathering foot tickling foot worship foot jobs footsie okay well remember that one uh custom video i had to do that was the foot job and i had to call her a you know smelly disgusting filthy foot whore and you know and did my mom pay for that yes she did actually and and remember i had to like it was a simulated thing i to, like, stuff my foot in her pussy until she cried out. And, oh, my God. It was, what people's fantasies are is, you know. Flip-flops. Oh, see, I'm getting wet thinking about flip-flops. I came already. I don't get it. I don't have to. Did I just see what I thought I saw?

What's that? Okay, no. I thought I saw something about freezer, but it wasn't. So it's feeder, feedee. It's what? Feeder and feedee. Oh, feeding, feeding someone. Feeder and feed. So you're forcing them food. I see, I don't get it. i don't understand that nope i don't i don't see that uh there's also the food smashing remember the one alicia did she sat on that in here oh yeah food stuffing food porn food masturbation food and object crushing okay so yeah yeah wow holy shit the food crushing one right there's over 26 000 clips on clips for sale if you're Thank you.

okay so yeah yeah wow holy shit the food crushing one right there's over 26 000 clips on clips for sale if you're interested in that there's a large portion of food masturbation remember that one video i did with big max with the food we smeared you guys are feeding each other yeah messily yes it was good food too expensive too man fucking it was at the smoker the guy who has the barbecue shit that was good shit, too, man. Yeah, it was goddamn... Expensive, too, man. It was at the smoker. Yeah. The guy who has the barbecue shit. That was a good shit, man.

We should have just, you know, gone to like... I ate mine, which you guys did with yours. We smeared it all over each other instead. Mm-hmm. It's like, that's delicious pulled pork, don't you? So here's one, too, that I'm talking about giants and giantess. Oh, I don't... Yeah, I get that one, but...

Yeah,'t yeah i get that one but yeah i don't get the fetish i don't get that fetish yeah i see that they even buy the little plastic things the little plastic people and they put them in their mouth and they're like this is you i'm going to swallow you whole and you're going to go into my stomach and i'm going to dissolve you with my you know stomach acids okay please can you talk about that slower stop grabbing yourself Stop it. Oh, God, yeah. Yes. Tell me how your stomach acids will dissolve me. Please tell me how that's... It's like, really? Come on, man. That sounds so...

Oh, I got this one nailed. Gaining weight. But you've been losing weight, so... Oh, well, I got to start changing that so I can be a porn star in the gaining weight category. I don't know how you would do that in a mood.

Oh, get so can't see your little dick yeah baby get so fat like lift up your belly then you can do belly plopping and belly lifting and there's a lot of there's a lot of gay stuff here oh well i mean okay yeah well gay gay for pay gay for adult diaper gay asian gay barebackDSM, gay blowjobs, gay bondage, gay corporal BDSM, gay foot fetish, gay foot worship, gay handjobs, gay humiliation, gay jerk-off instruction, gay masturbation instruction, gay mature, gay muscle studs, gay tickling, gay twinks, I don't know what the hell that is gay underwear gay wrestling yeah that's all pretty standard i don't know the twinks is i'm not sure i wouldn't don't want to know i'm not looking that one up for you well maybe you're on your own twinks you're on your own okay move along here's one for you what's that grannies oh yeah i fit don't I?

Gil, grannies. What do they say? Now, this would be a humor. We can make, you could do this one. Oh, yeah? And this would be more like a comedy than it would be a fucking porn. Right. Gymnastics. That would be a comedy. Can I wear that wig with the curlers in it? Sure. G-Spot Stimulation. I can do that. Oh, one that'd be kind of fun but how do you see it you don't see it that's the problem yeah i mean it kind of it's like you say you know he could you know have a finger in your ass and like oh my god you're in my g-spot no i'm hitting your colon gas mask back to the farting we go right back.

It all leads back toing doesn't it hey here's our dog's fetish garbage fetish god yeah it's some of these things i'm just shaking my head here's one gfe i'm gonna click on it against my better judgment okay and see what it is I'm trying oh man oh no I gotta get out of here what is it what is it title of the video girlfriend wants to explore your asshole fetish oh come on good thing I don't have a girlfriend what about your wife look I even trimmed my nails but then it wouldn't be G would it no it would be W I'm not gonna read it if I see that I don't know. I don? No, it would be W.

I'm not going to read it if I see that. And if I read that, we're filing for divorce. I'm not going anywhere near your ass. No kidding. Not till my nails grow. Okay, heel popping. What is that? Heel popping. H-E-E-L. Popping. Heel popping. Heel of your foot? Your shoe? Your foot? Should I click on it? Against my better judgment? Yes. Let's see. I'm not as scared about that one as I am when it's just initials. Yeah. No, you know what this is? You did some videos like this where it's like dangling. Oh, the dangling? Like your foot, yeah. Oh. And pops.

So I think even as the pop might's like dangling oh the foot yeah and pops i think you know what is the pop might be like when you bring the shoe back up and it hits your foot that might be the pop but this one says eve dangle and pops her pantyhose heels oh my god see i could be doing that all this time oh man okay yeah I don't know if that would even... Hair perming. So you actually go through the whole process of perming your hair? But everybody knows the smell is the erotic part. Oh, you're so right after the eyes are burning. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's like tears, you know, coming from your eyes. Oh, my God. Nauseating feeling having your stomach from the smell. You know, I gotta have her. I haven't pruned my hair in like forever. Headphone fetish. Oh, we're right there. Look, we're wearing our headphones right now. I've never been hotter. Oh, my God. Look at that. We are like right in style. Here's you. Highly arched feet. I do have highly arched feet. Yes, I do. Here's one about my penis. Humor. Here's one about you. Hairy ass. Oh, thank you. It's true. I'm very hairy ass. Just, yeah. What? Never mind. Oh, let's see. Handcuffs.

I get that one. Oh yeah. oh yeah it's pretty traditional happy ending oh boy how can that be erotic jeez i don't know a woman sucking your dick or jerking off terrible i just when you'd be doing something like that abc or whatever the girlfriend wants to spill your asshole one yeah okay so here for you. Now, let me see if I can find one of these. All right. Hand job, okay? Okay. Understand it. I get it, sure. Hand job. Okay, that one is at 111,807 videos. Of course. Okay? I go across the list here. And this one only has 2,870. Hot Wives. I guess people don't put their...

When I do videos for Clips for Sale, I don't always put Hot Wives as one of the tags. Yeah, you only get so many tags. Yeah. Well, is it... I bet you some of those are you. Well, yeah, wait a minute. I think it is Clips or So. You have a choice. You have a major category. You have a subcategory. And then you can have like eight other. Oh, you have a bunch more. Okay, I got to find out what this is. Hold on. I have no idea what this is. What, are you going to the Hot Wives or what? No. I know what a Hot Wife is. This one is.

I wasn't sure if you did did i don't know if i'm pronouncing it right or not oh john jodh jodh purrs j-o-d-h-p-u-r-s i don't even know what that is i don't know is that is that um you know i think it is is that the pants that like women wear riding a horse i i don't know i think that's what it is because this is erica squirts in her japors while masturbating with her hitachi magic wand and then like the video below that she's wearing these other pants and somebody's same kind of pants and he's the riding pants yeah it's like horse riding. Yeah, that's what it looks like. All right, I get that.

That's a weird one I say. That's a weird one? I can't jerk off to it, but it can be sexy. It can be sexy. Yeah. These pants are always kind of sexy on the right one. If the woman looks right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, if she's got the body for it. Yeah, they do look kind of. Yeah, then I'm Jenna also the horse. Of course, the horse is jealous of me, too. Yeah. Don't ruin my dream.

man jiggle not juggle jiggle jiggle j-i-g-g-l-e yeah um guys that's now why isn't juggle in here see i find juggling hot i think guys like jiggle better you know your tits jiggle your ass jiggles your belly jiggles your fat like jiggle better. You know, your tits jiggle. Your ass jiggles. Your belly jiggles. Yeah. Fat legs jiggle. Okay, karate. Nothing more than like a woman beat my ass. Huh. Knee jobs. You're kidding me. I'm used to the mafia's version. Come on, break your fucking knees.

Hey, man, not for nothing, but you didn't pay, so we're going to have to break your fucking, going to give you a knee job. Oh. Yeah. Very few things in K. K is karate. Karate GI. Is that gastrointestinal? I don't know. Oh, karate gi, the outfit. Oh, oh. Okay. I thought that spelled differently. Yeah, I did too, but. Otherwise, G-E-E. And then there's keratica feet. What? Thank you. Oh, oh, I thought that was spelled differently. Yeah, I did too, but. Otherwise, G-E-E. And then there's Karateka feet? What? I don't know, K-A-R-A-T-E-K-A. I. Feet. Okay, I got to click on it, goddammit.

There's 3,200 videos on it. Wow, it's got pretty popular. Yeah, I guess. All right. I have no idea pamela and olga olga foot chokes lessons and foot domination oh pamela white key bjj domination oh she's beating the shit out of this guy. All right, I can't get out of there. Quick runaway. Lactating. Oh, there you go. Latex, I get that. Latex, I get. Latina, I get that. Yeah, I get that. Laughing? I don't find it sexy, but it's cute. It depends what they're laughing about, I guess.

Leather fetish, I get it leather gloves leather jacket can be yep yeah leather pants if it if they look good yeah oh leg cast and sprained ankle oh can you imagine you work at the hospital you're jerking off all the time you work in the er it's like oh yeah you're an orthopedist goes to church on sunday and ices up the steps in the winter can't wait the old lady beginly falls and breaks her ankle i'm gonna jerk off so much oh no no don't use the ramp come over here use these steps oh my god you broke your ankle it's so hot oh look how the bone goes through the skin oh you sexy bitch you did that to tease me that's disgusting oh i'll so compound you i'm trying to find out what's you know i don't know i don't know here's one you know about liquid latex yes absolutely i absolutely do know about that uh certain halloween costume i was wearing not much more than that but it was awesome you know when i go the store, I bought the wrong kind of scissors.

Apparently there's lesbian scissors. Lesbian scissors? I just bought the regular kind. I'm going to go in and go, excuse me. Do you have any lesbian scissors here? You're kidding me. No, they mean two girls scissoring. You're scissoring. That's what I thought. My initial concept was like, wow, they make other kinds of scissors. Hey, we've been buying the straight ones all this time. Today's world, do you have any drag race scissors? Trans scissors. Technically, scissors are too big pointed things, so it wouldn't be a woman. But anyway. Yeah, that's true. Losing weight. Oh, there you go.

Lotion oil fetish. Ah, see, I do like that. That one's one I get. Yeah. Live cam was when i get yeah live cams i get that one okay here's one i don't get okay lip smelling is it really smelling the lips you're smelling their breath breath yeah yeah the dogs do that to me when i bang they smell asses they smell everything it's like away from my face dogs are anything you can kiss without brushing your teeth and no one's going to complain not that i've tried it too much too much okay uh m-a-c-h-i-n-i-m-a i don't even hey macarena no what the hell oops let me see what this is. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God. I don't know. Can't figure it out? Nope. Okay, move on. Yep. Hang on, let me see what that is. Category. It looks like it's kind of like an anime kind of a character or something, I guess. I do not know. Moving on. Yeah, move on. Don't bore me to tears here. Oh, here's one that happens. A man with a pussy. Watch the news. You'll hear about that. Oh, it's just nasty.

nasty okay this menage a trees i was like what are you trying to pronounce yes okay okay i wanted to have that and they also have threesome i'm sure they have it both ways yeah because some i mean how many people know how to spell menage a trois i wouldn't have i't. It's right in front of me. Yeah, I wouldn't know how to spell it. Moaning fetish. Okay, my head back. Why don't I just call it bitching? Bitching and moaning? Oh, he looked at me when he said that, too. Just because I love you. Oh, of course. Mesmerize. How do you, how? I don't know.

I guess like you're just enamored with a person like, you know, like the 80s movies, little twinkles of stars in the eyes. Oh, God. Yeah, I'm going to jerk off to Xanadu. Another category for you, midgets. Now, MILF. Okay, MILF's right here. Right. Okay. And that's at 63,000 clips. Yeah, I use that as a tag. I use MILF, GILF, Mature. Mindfuck. I don't know how you make that sexy. I don't know. Okay. Jeez, I don't know.

I was claiming to get to a live show and people are calling in to get us off of this nonsense yeah that's just funny is it male strapping what other kind of strap-ons they have they have like strap-on pussies or do they mean a man wearing a strap-on i'm not checking it i am not clicking on it i am not going to ask the question no i i'm coming to for answers i'm not clicking on it. I am not. Well, if you ask the question. No, I'm coming to you for answers. I'm not clicking on that one. Okay. It could be either way. Nape shaving. Okay, back of her neck. I don't see that being sexy at all.

Yeah, no, I like my one with big hairy back necks. Yeah, I'm not shaving my nape for anybody. Not for nothing, but do you find my neck sexy Mr. Vince It grows up from my ass Up my back Up the back of my head Down my chest Over my nipples You find that sexy Sometimes I comb it from my nipples Back over the nape of my neck oh my god that's just wrong uh man i mean some of these you just sit there like one shoe i don't it's called homeless isn't it um one shoe hopping so you have one shoe on you just hop and the other foot bare, I get that one. I'm masturbating as we speak. Overalls.

Oh, there you go. That's a hot one. I would definitely jerk off to that. Here's one I'm going to click on. I'm not thinking it's going to be good. You don't think you should? It's not going to end well? It's got three initials and then spanking. Three initials? OTK spanking. OTK? Yeah, I didn't make this up. That's what it is. So it's not like a knockout type of thing? I don't know. It's got a guy in a final shirt and jeans sitting on a chair. Okay. OTK spanking? I don't know. Oh, okay. So it looks like, from what I'm seeing from the little thumbnails, it's like someone misbehaved.

Of course, I can't tell if that's a woman he's spanking. It doesn't matter. Yeah, no, I've got to move on. It doesn't matter at all. It's just not good. I have to. You've got to move on. Just get out of there. Call my therapist tomorrow. I'm going to come in. I've got some things to work through. Jesus Christ. He might be able to explain it to you. As he spanks me. As he spanks me. This is what that's all about, Mr. Vince. Is this what you do to me? Because I feel so bad. I feel like... Dirty. I need you to beat some understanding into me. Tell me to get over it and just spank me. Stop it.

I'm sorry. If somebody might be listening and going, oh my God, I'd so spank him. So wrong. All right, move on. This is getting redundant. I'm'm not clicking on these there's too many of these things are called povs i don't know what the fuck that is okay point of view okay that's fine reality porn oh it's reality reality you can buy a house yeah look at the shed on that fucker Do you see the size of the garages? Ooh, look at these shutters, whoa. I even had shutter dogs.

I'd so put a new roof on that oh that walkway is so nice and hard oh i take that grass down to dirt i don't like all that lawn there baby we gotta get rid of that here's what i know all too well rejection okay there you go robots uh i can see that being a hot one absolutely yeah here you got the rubber bondage rope bondage role Role play. Yeah. Russian. Russian language. Oh, there you go. Yes. Ford, you're going to suck my dick. Salon fetish. Sit in the chair. We're going to do your hair. Oh, I'd be so wet. Oh, my God. Yeah, if you didn't have to pay for it, you might be. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, my God. Slow motion. I don't know. We have a couple guys. Even if we slowed it down, it's still going to be a four-minute video. Boys, that's the truth. Well, it's true, man. I'm telling you. It's rough. Well, you know, you're a sexy woman. Oh, yeah. You know. I don't have to tell you. Think about baseball. Sneaker fetish. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

They used to have one in here that they took out that for years I used to talk about was abused shoes and that one was about wearing beat up old ratty shoes while you got fucked I don't see that I don't get that hey look at my boots maybe these boots will definitely be they're pretty abused I can wear them and fucked in. So they have a new term here for lesbian movies called short hair. Short hair. Oh, I could do this one. Short toes. You are short toes. Short two toes, yeah. I don't think that's how they mean it, but. Here's one. Slim cap. You know what we didn't see in there? Amputation.

Did on let's go back i'm sorry make you go back amputation that was six z's or one a anime anal anal amputee there you go all right 898 clips are in I'm telling you, man, you own that.

I'm going to be an amputee there you go all right 898 clips are in there i'm telling you man you own that i'm going to be an amputee weight losing smoking cigar fucking porn star there you go you're just you're just getting all those categories you learn how to use that camera because i'm fucking tearing i am i'm going to use that new camera i'm telling you and then we'll tie in this one too oh what's that socks i'll take my socks off to show my amputated toes while you're smoking a cigar i picture that one sound don't even laugh that's just awful someone would buy it just for like what the was he he thinking while i wear my swim cap yeah i can take the sock off like real slow reveal the amputated stub i wear lacy socks see through a little tease them with my toe cleavage there is no toe cleavage and it's gone there's an empty hole there wow you had a hurt guy you can't say toe cleavage because you don't have one okay unless you mean between your other toes yeah of course okay well no there's like there's a on the one on my right foot there's like a tiny little stub where the toe was so there's kind of like oh yeah that one does look little weird's kind of looks like um like i had a mastectomy of a toe you had a lumpectomy of your toe so here's the kind of movies i should make okay with silent movies people don't want to hear me oh god really a trans foot fetish uh does it matter i don't Tea bagging.

How come they didn't have coffee in here? Yeah, you're right. No problem. I think they had all tickling. Here's your ticklings in here. Tickling. A lot of toe shit. A lot of toe stuff. A lot of toe shit. We go toe cleavage. See? Fuck, it's in there. Toe cleavage. It's trucking right there. First fucking toe one. Toe cleavage. Toe fetish. Bam. Toe pointing.

Okay, now that hurts okay that hurts so sucking i can still do that toe tapping kind of toe wiggling all right now you're getting wise toe jobs what toe disability toenail fet Toenail polish Toenail Oh that's toilet fetish Okay Toilet Toys in the attic Trampling Oh See I don't get that one Okay At all I'm going to mispronounce this when I know it Tribidism T-R-R-I-B-A-D-I-S-M? I got to click on it. And of course, twerking is there. Of course, twerking is there. Okay, what the fuck is tribidism? I mean, if you don't even know it... I guess they know what it is. It's like they're wrestling?

I don't know what the fuck they're doing. Start fighting with punching knee to the crotch. After some time, both on the floor and start catballing. After the start, pussy to pussy, tripling. Try push each other to cum. Then you change position in lesbian scissoring. Then bath of you cum. This is what they typed in. Oh, boy. English, not first language. Well, you know what? Maybe it's just we just don't know how. Here's what I get behind. Yoga pants. Depends on who's wearing them. Yeah, yoga pants. Can't jerk off to them, though. All right. Believe it or not, we killed an hour.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Oh, my God. People are worried to tears with this one. I don't know. If you go and look at this list, again, go to I'm going to take, though. No. All right. Believe it or not, we killed an hour. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Oh, my God. People are going to tears with this one. I don't know. If you go and look at this list, again, go to, type in clips for sale. That's the number four sale dot, this clips for sale space categories. And you'll get this list and check it out. You'll see some of these things. Holy cow. Pretty fucked up. Wrinkles.

Oh, see, I could be their queen.

Yes, i mean no honey fuck you so wedgies oh i don't i don't think they're talking about the shoes either no that would be funny you can wear shoes and get things pulled up your fucking snatch yeah but anyway so we just wanted to uh again we're gonna on the 20th of May do our first live show you can be able to call in it will be better than this one this is just something we were like we got to do a show to let people know we're going to be doing a live show we also wanted to go through these categories we're like what the fuck is some of this shit it's find it funny interesting wrist interesting wrist fetish.

Yep, I get that one. So I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Check out all Donna's stuff at hotwifedonnalyn.com where all the videos I'm putting up. And the website, your live show this Saturday the 20th will be at our website, which is? Is that hotwife.podcast.online? Don't have to yell. The microphone works. I can't hear it. It's off. I don't hear anything. And your headphones. My headphones are funky. Oh, there it is. There it is. It's not going to get it. It's hotwife.podcast.online..online.

Okay, so if you want to hear the show live or call in, we'll be doing it Saturday at 9 o'clock p.m. Eastern time, which is New York time. You don't know where Eastern is. All right, I want to thank you all. Yes, everybody. Have a great night. Check out those categories. Yeah, you won't believe it.