We invite a long-time friend but newbie to the Swing Lifestyle. The amazing thing is that Mikki used to be so uptight about anything sexual!! BUT in the last 2 months she has had a definite awakening and interest in the swinger lifestyle! She's has really begun to embrace her new found sexuality! She tells us how she met some playmates on a swinger website and had some positive experiences ! Over the weekend she and a male and female friend go to a local swinger club and had some “contact” with another couple. She told us how she had some fun with both the man and the woman! But still proclaims she’s NOT biok, maybe bi-curious then. She also confessing another secret we had never known about her until quite recently. Our heads were about to explode!! Welcome to the DARK SIDE, Mikki!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Donna! Oh, man, I was going to start real nice. And you come out with that every fucking time. All right. Hi, everybody. This is Donna Lynn. And welcome to my hot wife. Hi, everyone. This is welcome to my podcast. That's what's gonna be from now on. And I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. And I know it starts already. But we it starts already. But we have a special friend, Mickey, with us today. Say hello, Mickey. Say hello to everybody. Hi, Mickey. Oh, you were talking to me. No. Hi, everyone. Oh, shit. Okay.
Sorry, I got that out of the way. Yeah. It's only Wednesday. Yeah. But you're listening to this on a Monday possibly who knows what's that put the mic up close to your mouth it's Valentine's Day I'm wearing my red me too I meant mine to wear please show us no you don't you already make enough fun of me I don't make nearly enough fun of you Mickey will run out of here I'll see you're wearing. I like it. Okay, well, I'm sorry. Someone appreciates me. Yeah. When I leave. We should talk about what you're wearing. I like it. Okay, well, I'm wearing a long suit. See, it's never about me.
But it should be because it's... It should be the Hot Husband podcast. I see. I think it'd be a lot more. I just went back to the t-shirt that Mickey got you. Yeah. Trophy husband. Did you like that? She knows the truth not an oxymoron whatsoever you should wear it oh now you just you know well part of that's right yeah she's half right i'm built like an ox no i was with the moron part i tried i tried you know so anyway go ahead so are we talking about? Well, we're going to introduce Mickey to the whole thing. Yes, we are. It's your show and what you try to take. Oh, yeah.
You do a so much better job. I'm just cute. But it's the Donna Wife show. It's the Donna Wife show. I got a new show. I didn't know it. Ah! Anyway. Oh, my God. It's so annoying. So Mickey joined us. We talked about this on prior podcast yes we did that uh something mickey was entertaining and she's actually um more than shooting right now so let's say branching out yes yeah so you want to kind of introduce yourself and uh what you've been going through? My name is Mickey. I was curious and I knew Vince and Donna. Donna. Oh, man. That's going to stick with me now. Yeah, it sticks with us, too.
I didn't play the whole thing for it. Thank goodness. Play her the whole thing. Get it over with you.
it over it girl go put some damn panties on it's this comedian called shelly belly and she's got a bunch of them on instagram on instagram and she's got a bunch of and there's donna characters she's got a horny neighbor named donna yeah so i worked out yeah just just happened i think it's the name that's what i think you just can't say the word donna normally no donna or dominant d for donna yeah so anyway that was fun so mickey um is been curious about the lifestyle right right very curious about the lifestyle learning a lot of great people uh educating me not us but great people we drag it backwards well that's really the funny story we've known each other over ten years yeah I mean when did you start that business that we met you in okay so we've known you since probably probably since right then.
Yeah. So since 2010, maybe 12 years. Yeah. Wow, I could be doing the math. 13 years, actually. But 2023 has just started, so we'll say 12 years. 12 years. Yeah. Wow. So you guys have really helped me, you know, educated me. Or at least, you know, just gave me an honest perspective so i always appreciate that yeah well the interesting part was shortly into us getting to know each other there was one day that actually donna wasn't with me and i was in your establishment and uh you walked over and you sat down next to me and you said i gotta I've got to ask you a question.
And I'm like, okay, sure, what's up? He says, are you and Donna swingers? And I didn't know. How did I know? Well, yeah, I said to you, I said, what makes you think that? And you said, well, you and Donna are just so free-willed and fun-loving and everything else. It's just how I am pictured swingers. Yeah. And I told you, yeah, we are. It didn't have that t-shirt that you had. So I threw you on the table and I fucked a shit. No, it's a shirt that he had that said, I heart swinging. It was the two coconuts? No, it's the pineapples. Pineapples, yeah. Fruit mixed up.
Yeah, so then after I got done fucking on top of the table, I woke up and said, what were we talking about again? Yeah. But so, and... I sniffed you out, basically. Yeah, you must have. I've showered ever since. Maybe since then. It was like that inner person.
Well, but we, you know, again, you and I spend a lot of time hanging out just as friends and we're still just friends um but um there was a uh you were in a mode i'm not saying it's a bad mode where like we'd kid around and i would sit there and say wow donna donna does too i'd say hey mickey you're a great ass and you know that's inappropriate i tell a dirty joke. That's inappropriate. Now, you're like, let me tell you this about me. It's like, what the fuck? Where did that come from? I was trying to be a professional. You know, in the establishment, of course. Sure.
But, I mean, you can tell everybody what you call me. It's okay. What do you call me? I don't know. Usually by your name. Oh, the starchy one.
I said you were starchy said you were starchy okay start like no i don't have a pet name for you yet wait till i put you in the basement and tie you up but uh no i said you were starchy i am still a little bit a little bit you're fighting it you're coming around i'm coming i'm coming yes you are we're gonna talk about that too yeah we're gonna talk about that too there's a lot there's a lot of avenues that uh stuff to unpack that mickey is is uh got packed into a very beautiful package that uh she's still a little reluctant to let loose put it all out there but i think it's coming it's a lot more i've made leaps and bounds.
Yeah, I'm not arguing. I'm still banging my head against the wall and going, when did the Matrix change? I love what you and Donna talked about. Like I was your child and you were late. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's growing up. Our little girl's growing up. Oh, it's a real thing. You know, a lot of times you and I talk at night, you know, before Donna gets home, and sometimes it spills into when Donna gets home, so it's not like we're hiding anything. Right, right. And then I'll tell Donna part of our conversation, and afterwards I'd look at her and go, where did we go wrong? Where did we go wrong?
We had such high hopes for her. No, no, this is where we went right. This is good. Yeah, I know. I'm just sitting there like, I got to grope her ass earlier. Oh, my goodness. I'm not washing these hands. You probably won't. I haven't before either. Change of pace. I take a shower like this, you know, but whatever. We're even now because I got to touch Donna.
There you go okay yeah yeah because i'm good with that i don't care i'm fine with that i mean i don't want to you know damage your mental status if you touch my ass you'd be sitting there go where the hell's the ass and i let you watch yeah yeah and you actually went a little further with donna you anticipated. I have an idea, I think, what she likes. Oh. I think everybody has the same thing they like. Everybody likes to come. Yeah. But there's different ways. Yeah, but we'll get back into that. So you've been toying in the swinging world. You've met a few friends and had some playtime.
Yeah, I met a few friends and had some playtime um yeah i um met a few friends great people nice okay well i'm talking about the club situation i'm talking about prior to the club oh right yeah very nice gentleman very nice gentleman um couldn't ask for more i'm just pushing just in case somebody out there you know casey's might listen i would love him to listen get him on the air great about himself oh you should um well what did you like about him um he's a good listener so you know and knowing that i'm exploring and you, mentioning a few things, he's very responsive to what I say.
Now, you didn't meet him in the lifestyle. Correct. Now, is he in the lifestyle? No, he's not. Yet. Yet. Okay. I can recruit like you guys, too. No. Women can recruit a lot easier than men can. Yeah, I think so. The only way I recruit is with my photography. Women are like, can you shoot me like that? Yes, I can. But you guys just look the way you both look, and they're just like, fuck you. I'm sucking you in. I don't know what you're doing. I'm sucking you in. I look so good. I thought you were having a convulsion or something. Anyway. So anyway, go ahead. So you have met a playmate.
Yeah, so he is. And you have prospective other ones on the hook. Yeah. Yeah. What can I say? I've been very fortunate to meet great people. I don't ask for too much, you know.
Obviously, the respect and the kindness, but it goes along with a little hair pulling and the occasional smack on the ass smack on the ass throw around yeah you know um yeah nothing wrong with that no and you know i'm i just explain to people i'm open you know to learning more and um i think I have the right people around me to help me get there can you introduce us yeah he's bring out his phone oh are they seeing you through my phone book I want to give out her Instagram just to make sure I say it right okay I don't want to give out because I don't want to give out mine.
People would be very disappointed. That would be very funny. Small dick. Okay, to check out Mickey's Instagram, it's all one word, hotmilfmicky, that's M-I-K-KI, HotMilfMickey, all one word. Check her out on Instagram, follow her. Throw her some love with liking her photos, and we just took a whole bunch more today, and they're going to be even better than, you know, like I told her, each shoot gets a little better. You guys are fun to shoot with as well. Well, you were not a person who was out to, when you were in the starchy mode, you were not one to willingly expose yourself.
So to go where you are today, you've made leaps and bounds. You're still not 100% there, but you're 80. Versus in the negative 10 when we first met. Yeah, my shirt was buttoned to the top, right? True. It was buttoned to the back. There were nuns that were like, oh, my God. You must have seen a nipple one day, and you were like, if there's a will, there's a way with that girl. Well, the first time I was ever exposed to it, you were breastfeeding your child. Oh, yeah, that's hot. And I walked in, and the part that really shocked me wasn't that I saw it, the fact that you didn't flinch.
I was like, okay. And again, it wasn't sexual to me. No. I mean, I saw it, made note of it, drew pictures for later reference, a map of where it was located, basic size, diameter. I'll tell you what was hot, like when I shot my husband in the face with my milk. I wanted you to finish that sentence. Shot my husband in the face. I was like, what? Something we should know here. I actually thought it was hot. It was a lot of hot things that came out of breastfeeding. Okay, yeah. Yeah, my ex-wife was big on it. She wanted me to drink it and stuff. And I, against my better judgment, I tried it.
I'm an advocate for spitting. Nothing wrong with that. I didn't like it. I just like, eh. Right, no, no. Yeah, no, it's like suck a dick. You've done that too? No. Something I should know about? I just know I don't like it. It's attached to a man. I don't like it. Here he goes again. That's shake a guy's hand. That's about as intimate as I get. That's fine. In today's COVID world, that's pretty intimate. Of course, you don't know if you're shaking a man's hand or whatever. Anyway, another story another day.
So let's say, how much do you think you've evolved, in your own words, in the last 10 years? Yeah, I would say 80%. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to get there. Oh, I'm not pushing you. When you said today, that was like, okay, that's good. It's like, all right, fine. Well, it just seems like it's been like within the last couple months, it's gone from zero to... She didn't... This wasn't a gradual turn 180.
She nailed the brakes, cut the fucking wheel, pulled on the emergency brake months it's gone from zero to yeah she didn't this wasn't a gradual turn 180 she nailed the brakes cut the fucking wheel pulled on the emergency brake i was like hey i'm gonna fuck other people yeah it literally went like oh i'm just in a swing road oh i'm gonna fuck my acquaintance tomorrow i was like whoa what one day it's hey mickey so two priests walk into her and she's's like, that's inappropriate. The next day, it's like, I shaved my pussy. Where'd that come from? You know what?
Sometimes bad things happen to good people, right? Maybe it's good things happen to kind of people. This is a good thing to a good person. I honestly, yes, something bad happened, and I just felt like I'm going to squeeze all the lemon out of life that I got. Yeah, good. There you go. And I've been telling you that. I've had more than my share of brushes with death, and it's just like, you know what? I don't know when it's over, so just enjoy it. You're not hurting anybody. No, everybody's contending. If they're yelling, oh, God, I'm guessing it's not pain. Yeah, that's what I would say.
Not pain, not at all. It's so funny because we were talking the other day about I'm a very controlling person during the day and what I like and what I'm exploring, right? It's just being dominated. So that's coming soon. So I hope I get back on the show again to kind of talk about that. We're hoping you become a regular. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, that's why I bought another mic stand for you.
You've got fucking high expectations well i'm hoping i think you're gonna be great i think you know um so um there was a question i had for you there and i don't remember okay so like you're talking about liking your hair pulled and stuff like that now was this something you had in your marriage or is it something you were missing i I asked for it. I didn't really get it. Okay. Yeah. So now you're kind of chasing your desires. Now I'm going to demand it. I'm going to demand it, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cool.
I always say if you don't ask for somebody to do something for you, you're not going to get it. If you don't ask for an orgasm, you're not going to get it. However you get to theirs. You've got to instruct them sometimes. I asked. I asked nicely. That's very nice.
Okay, you're not going to get it and however you get to there you gotta instruct them sometimes i asked i asked nicely that's very nice okay you're not talking to me because i deliver well you have to like when i'm with a new playmate especially one that i've never been with before i tell him exactly what i want you know lick my clit faster do this grab my toe not my clit well whatever up a little or i'll put it back in a ponytail i'll even say i wore my hair in a ponytail so you can pull it that's exactly what it's there for so i i'm very direct and most guys respond and we've talked about this on the show before i mean in sex in general you should be telling your mate what you want whether it's what you want done to you or what you'd like to do to them.
If you want, if, you know, if you're saying, uh, I want dinner, you have to tell them what the fuck you want for dinner. True. And you say, I want chili. Okay. What do you want it? Mild, medium, or fucking burn the top of your head off, you know, tell what you want.
I mean, the same with sex, you know, if it's, if you want a passionate sex and you know you're going to do it in a more like you know yeah drag them calmly into the bedroom and kiss everything else but you know if you want the fucking wild sex you're just going to you know he's in the kitchen doing whatever you're going to rip his fucking pants down and you know hint he's in the kitchen quite a bit folks i live in the kitchen my pants down and she's like hey i'm going out to eat put some panties on if you're wearing panties or we're we have a lot more problems yeah i'm just saying yeah well yeah it's a it's another story that's another show for another day folks yeah that we're never going to do oh that's good that'll never be a show i guarantee it yeah my husband read with my panty drawer and i can't get them out not gonna happen so he could never fit into my panties folks let's just go there so i mean i could not get these little guys i wouldn't even try i try.
I'd wear it as an iPad. That's about it. I'd wear this as one of those masks. I'd be like gay pirates. Did you ever do blindfold? Yes. Oh, constantly. That's the only way she fucks me. And roofies. I do roofies and blindfold when I met them. I don't know what roofies are. It's a date rape joke, so you don't remember. No, I mean, I thought you meant you do roofies? It's a joke.
We we keep you by the bed that's our aphrodisiac that's our running joke here sorry so funny because when i was out i i asked a couple people you know i had to leave my drink at the bar oh yeah you don't do that yeah you don't but i i did i was right there dancing near it but you know just icebreaker i'd ask the people next next to me if they roofied my drink and they ultimately laughed and i drank it anyways and you're here so here well so i'm not saying it couldn't happen i'm not saying it couldn't happen in a swing bar but they basically realize if you're there you're kind of willing you're kind of willing okay so they don't have.
So, you know, like a normal bar, I mean, how many times I've woken up with a sore asshole? I don't know. Oh, I hate when that happens. But, yeah, no, that's more like at a regular bar. Right, yeah, I would never. Yes. Yeah. Not good. But, yeah, so you went to Swinger Club. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wonderful. were your expectations, and then what was the real life? So because I had read a lot of reviews, and, you know, I'm always a curious person, so I do my research, the reviews were really poor.
But I just kind of went in with an open mind, and it ended up the best time I mean I went with the right people as well so we're like a party in ourselves um but then the from the staff the employees to the you know all of the people that were there they were just respectful kind um courteous i couldn't even say enough good things about them um and you know and just social so it wasn't like you know people were just limited which i think that's the difference that you're going to find with the swinger club versus you know going out with uh to a regular bar at least you know anybody was willing to talk and just kind of socialize and the club you went to is very established and most swinger clubs to best of my knowledge all have established rules and if you go against them you're out oh and the safety for sure yes uh the the bartenders were safe anybody bothers you just let us know and there was was security walking around as well.
And it felt clean. And they had the biggest nightsticks. Yes. Yes. No, I had a blast. Cool. So now. I will go back again. Yeah, I appreciate it. That's good, as you should. Now, you are not, well, you didn't used to classify yourself as bisexual. Right. Yeah, I still don't consider myself bisexual. You might be bi-curious. I think you could be potentially bi-curious. You know, he keeps striking me along. Tell about that little experience that you have with the young lady there. Well, no, in all honesty, I don't give a rat.
I don't give a rat i mean like i've been exposed to so much yeah you know girl girl stuff it's okay it doesn't mean much to me unless i'm in the middle of it so two girls going at it it's like okay yeah it's hot go over here and do this it's like you know um you know i'm not like the average guy it's like i want to see my wife with another woman Thank you.
it's like okay yeah it's hot go over here and do this it's like you know um you know i'm not like the average guy it's like i want to see my wife with another woman right i've seen my wife with plenty of women right i see my wife with plenty of men and a few zoo animals but that's a different story you make it sound like i'm. It's me the most. She loves her giraffes. She doesn't think it's down to her knees to suck their dick. But, you know, the local zoo has a restraining order against her. That's inappropriate, mister. That is inappropriate. The local zoo has a restraining order against her.
He's kidding. I am? I guess you are. So, anyway. Please, that's just not right. No. So, okay. So, you had a unique experience. It wasn't the experience I was expecting you to come back and tell us about. I liked a surprise. And you did. You have been a whirlwind of surprises the last two months. I'm a big girl now. Oh, I'm a big girl. But still look good. You're not big. You're growing. You're maturing. Maturing.
When she said a said a big girl she doesn't mean like you know walmart shopper kind of right yeah 120 5 6 but uh yeah so i had that female experience so now tell us how it went down yeah how did it go down i don't have any porn music you know we'll add it later that's fine um naturally i'm social right so i talk to people i was just trying to have a great time with my friends getting people on the dance floor because it was it didn't look like it was going well in the beginning but i had um walked to use the restroom in the back of the establishment and i saw this couple looking at me so i just you know just hi how are you courteous right because you're it was kind of a tight situation so hi how are you excuse me um and um they said hi back and we started talking They looked a little out of place right so they were from another state and um we really just started talking um um they looked um i don't know how to explain it they looked curious but also weary okay so i don't know if it was, you know, it was a very attractive woman, very attractive male.
She seemed a little possessive. Okay, what happened? So, you know, despite my controlling personality, I just toned it down a notch and kind of let her run the show. Okay.
um and um eventually you know we just started talking and uh eventually we went to our own private room and um i let her you know lead the way okay and that's okay because i have a lot to learn okay so yeah we made out we made out while her husband kind of went down on me took care of me he did a wonderful job if he's listening you are um but uh yeah mid kind of like midway through she you know he made me come she made me come um and then i think they just wanted to get cleaned up because you know we just ruined mattresses over here we talked about this briefly yeah let's please well we're gonna do we're gonna whole show about that okay mickey is a squirter yes that was part of this whole lock the brakes up yeah that degrees so from starchy to i shake my pussy and i'm a squirter it's like when i opened up i mean i didn't know it was like a thing a cool thing i was really always embarrassed like well there's more prep put a tarp down you know first you know are we going to have sex or are we painting what are we doing you know when you know when someone's hosting i i try to forewarn and be courteous it's just no that's you know where we've been where there's been squirters there's usually some kind of uh absorbent material put down yeah and that's true people generally want to stand around and watch because it's so erotic.
It is. Yeah, now I feel that way. Yeah. Oh, it's... That's definitely very hot. Yeah, and once you... Embrace that? Get past, gain another 10, 20% and we get that on video, people will be... Holy shit. He's banking on this 100%. He's banking on it. You've gone 80% in record-breaking time.
Yeah, I'll get there'm just saying once you're comfortable and you you know you've i mean i'm still scratching my head like i just took pictures of her yep you know before you know you know what's uncomfortable for me is like when i quiver right why is it uncomfortable that's erotic erotic as shit i probably look like who cares i don't care convulsions you know yeah i don't know i'll tell you how many women that aren't squirters that i've made them come so many times and so hard they can't even walk and that is erotic as shit yeah yes it is yeah right yeah and at point, what do you care what your facial expressions might look like?
It's like, fuck you. I just had some of the best fucking orgasms of my life. You know? Yeah, yeah. It's like, fuck the world. Yeah. I have to edit my own videos so I know what I look like when I'm doing it. I was like, I don't care. Oh, I'm a screamer. And it's gotten worse and worse. It didn't used to be.
to be no no now i'm a screamer now it's like video i told her she had you have to vocalize people watching videos well now i'm vocalizing whether i want to or not we're down there by the pool and i'm like you might want to stick a sock in my mouth because if i come i'm gonna be loud it was sock yeah i thought it was something else I think either one would like suffice. He puts his fist in my mouth. I thought it was something else. I think either one would suffice. He puts his fist in my mouth. I thought you said cock in your mouth. I might bite it. That's the only problem.
I don't have control over that. It's the dangers of the job. I don't know what that tells you. But anyway, so you got to have this experience in a little private room. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe when the next times you might have this, like, more public. Oh, well, they – oh, sure, yeah, absolutely. I'm recruiting. You're recruiting. Well, you know, let's back up a little bit.
A few weeks ago, Mickey was here and actually participated in the video, but not in a physical contact way she was right i was in the background masturbating yep pretty much yeah pretty much yeah she was i was too busy playing with my playmate yeah but thank you for letting me watch donna she got really fired up over that yeah donna's mark was so disappointed he goes yeah i really wanted to show off for mickey i really and goes, I kind of got camera shy, which he was fine the first time. So he was like, I really apologize. I'm sorry about that.
For someone who's not used to being, A, in front of a camera. Yeah, he did well. B, in front of an audience. He did very well. He did really well. He's an attractive man, yeah. Yeah. So we'll do a whole show on the whole squirting thing. That's going to be a lot more interesting to talk about, make a whole show about that. A whole show. So now you have a potential coffee date tomorrow. True. Ooh. With someone that wants to be kind of a partner of crime, you're saying? Ah. Yeah. So he's looking to, one, be a friend with benefit to you. Right. And then, two, you guys go to parties together.
I love these flexible people. Yeah, it's a lifestyle. It's a lifestyle. It makes it easy. Yeah, seems like a great candidate. So we clicked over the phone. Did he send you dirty pictures or did he have them on his profile? He did have them on his profile. It's like, check. We're all good. No, we just have to meet. He has a penis. Check. Tattoos. Now, in all honesty, here's one of the areas you don't know.
When you meet them in person, because we've had this a couple times, not many, they not many they're not him so it's important to kind of meet somewhere in public especially you know like if we're going out to meet somebody I'm with her so there's a safety factor there you know you're meeting on a whole different thing so yeah public place is important absolutely yeah we're going to meet at a Starbucks everybody can scope out out all the starbucks starbucks i know exactly which one exactly nobody ever think of starbucks the same like all the swingers are meeting oh yeah we've met numerous people at starbucks yeah it's not really it's just one of those common threads everybody knows there's there's one everywhere yeah and you don't have to drink coffee you just have to drink some form of a coffee absolutely yeah but uh yeah no so you know do you think now with your exposure there you could not swing um no i think honestly you know i went through something and i just i'm a different person sure and i'm so thankful you know um that um i i feel liberated i really do it is liberating and i'm so glad to have known you guys it's like weird to have known you guys for this long and then to finally break through i know it sounds funny but it's like as if you were always behind me just yeah i mean again and for the record it's never like we like hey marie uh mickey why don't you come on over and you know let's you know all play it was never any of that it was always just pure friendship you know with the you know golden forest and We establishment.
We get crafty, too, folks. I forgot about the golden forest. It sure was a vanilla relationship prior. Yeah. Yeah, I think. Now, you've groped my wife, essentially, and I got to kind of grope you, so we're a little further along with the friendship. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it's all good. Baby steps, good. Baby steps. And if my friends knew that I got to mildly grope her. Oh, they would kill you. They would come here and carry me down the street on their shoulders if they could lift me. Oh, or they would kill you. If they could lift me. They could lift you.
Either you're a hero or you're dead to them. That's either way. I'm fine. They don't have it coming around much anyway. So here's an erotic part that we think is that you're doing these things and having this fun and other people in your life already, friends and family and stuff like that, would never guess. I love that part. It's your dirty little secret. It's like Donna used to say when she worked corporate America, she'd go into work on Monday and they're like, hey Donna, how was your weekend? And she couldn't sit there. Well, I banged eight different guys this weekend.
You knocked the bottom out of me. I'm surprised I'm still walking. It was nice. It was a nice weekend.
i got hydrated from the inside so it literally was like oh did some work around the house yeah we you know work around the house that's our little euphemism i yeah i thoroughly enjoyed that part you know that dirty secret and then you walk around too you find yourself walking around stores or something like that and you go you know i'm walking around thinking everyone's a swinger now well or they or are they or aren't they yeah you see the big fat ones you go oh i hope not she sees me walk around she goes oh i hope not but again just because they're swingers doesn't mean you have to you know i uh didn't have sex for a long time i felt very deprived and that's a crime with that body that's a crime thank you um emotionally and physically that like i am spoke with a friend a married couple recently and they and they're not in the swinging world but they told me they just average sex once a month.
That's horrible. They're young. I don't know what's going on. How young? What's considered young? 35. Oh, dear God. Yeah. So to me, it's like. Once a month? I don't care what size you are. I don't care who you are.
I think everybody should just be having sex more often and so for me i feel like i lost a lot of time but that's okay you know i i'm here now right so you'll make it up you'll make it up but again i've had this conversation with both of you um i think first of all there's nothing more erotic than a mature woman for me mature is 35 and over okay um two a woman that looks good in that age group. You both fall into that category. Three, the thing with women 35 and over, you enjoy sex more. Not only do you enjoy receiving, but you enjoy giving.
You know, the orgasm when you're in your 20s is just like, oh, right, I got an orgasm, you know? Now it's just like, fuck yeah, you know?
Or it or it's like i fucking made he saw the serial numbers on the inside of the back of his fucking head you know and and it's it's definitely different yeah what else i mean what else is free that is so giving and everything else so freeing of getting or giving an orgasm it's a great workout yeah well it's also has health benefits too i mean stress lowers your stress stress and and for men you know the whole testosterone thing you know i feel really stressed and it helps with your prostate i love the eyebrows when eyebrows a lot of stress a lot of stress you feel the of stress.
I feel the stress building. Are you that stressed here? Beyond stressed. I feel like the stress is ready to burst. Somebody please service that man. All right, I'll go down on my knees and suck on your deer. Okay, I'm not stressed now. We have to get a new mixing board. We have to get a new mixing board out here. But no, and that's the thing, is now you're getting to experience that, one, other people can appreciate you, and you can appreciate them. I know there's words coming out of your mouth, but I'm just getting wet talking about this shit, licking my lips.
Like, these are just, you know, it's just crazy. That's fine. You're allowed to get wet. I love hanging out with you guys. Keep going. Keep going with your sexy voice. Your sexy voice. Okay. That's a sexy voice. He does. He does have a very sexy voice. Okay. Oh, good. Now the dogs cry. That's great. They feel my pain. They want to be on mic now. They can smell me. I got something to say. But no, it is. It's really a cool kind of little secret. Absolutely. You know, and like our friend was here the other day. We talked about this earlier. And, you know, he would love his wife in the worst way.
He would, you know, he'd like to see guys lined up around the block to go in and bang his wife and he gets to watch you know get rid of me no she's a germaphobe she's a germaphobe it's not you know he's in that he's in that once a month club maybe maybe twice a month and then yeah oh especially when she's on her time oh he says he wants to go live in the shed you know she just and say oh Jesus you know so but um but you know everyone's different you know um and again she's am i saying anything wrong with this she's only ever been with him she's never been with another man we're all just remorseful over here yeah but what i'm saying is can you that you've really, I mean, prior to your relationship, you had a few other men.
One. One? Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Never really delved into that with you. We're going to get there. So prior to this, you'd only been with two men. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant after. No, I meant prior to swinging. Three, yeah. Three men in your life.
Yeah, I had like long long-term relationships i was that kind of girl okay so i meant at the time because i wasn't as you know such a bloomer wasn't as sexually active i was totally um you know messed up from the sex education you know that i received in school and i was so fearful seriously um of well your parents raised you in a very um yeah disciplined manner yeah i mean again which which adds to the starchiness that you used to have truly truly so um and i have no regrets i'm just so glad i'm here now. Oh, there's the dog. You just can't do anything in this house without that dog.
Don't mind the gunshot. Usually they're pretty good, but every now and again he gets a wild hair pizzazz. Yeah, he hears a squirrel. Anyway, so, but continue. Continue. A little Boondock Saints reference. Saints reference there, yeah. I caught it. I would say that though i was i um i grew up that way uh conservative and uh that's okay it served me well at that time and there's nothing wrong with it i'm right where i want to be um i just what i wanted to ask was did this friend of yours actually ask his wife if he could play outside? No. Oh, no, she'd kill him. Oh, really?
Oh, she'd cut it off and put it on the mantle. See, and that's like where I felt in my life, like where I wasn't being fulfilled. And then I just had to get what I needed in my life. And so I was open about it and honest. Well, in all fairness, you give a lot of yourself to that relationship. Oh, my gosh. Okay? Yeah, yeah. And, I mean, you sacrifice a lot of time. You work. You take care of children. Yeah. And, you know, and take care of the household and everything else. So 98% of your time is not committed to you, in all fairness.
So to be able to find some time for yourself and then get a level of enjoyment, not only the pleasure of the orgasms, but having other people appreciate you. Yeah, and I felt like I was living in this time. It's like your feet aren't touching the ground. Yeah. It's almost like every time you have an experience playing with others, it's almost like a brand new crush. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It kind of is like that. That's a good way of putting it.
Yeah mean like like you know the different women i've played with and everything else like afterwards you feel good because it's like i made that you know like at her at her birthday party there was three women i pleasured that day and i gave them each over 20 orgasms each and and they were all like just sitting in the chair just quivering and like oh my god oh my god it it made me feel great yeah you know and uh you know it's like yeah and donna got to fuck all their husbands um and yeah yes i did you know and she the whole way home she's like that was fun i'm like yeah i enjoyed the shit out of that myself here's the thing though you know when you are like this friend of yours you're stuck in this relationship where you can't express yourself.
I don't think that lasts long term, or at least for me, it didn't, right? Or you just lead this life unfilled. There's a whole thing going around. I can either be married or I can be happy. I disagree, but... Well, no, it doesn't have to be. If you truly care about somebody, you know, you set them free or you let them figure out or find what they need. Yeah, yeah, and I don't understand why. Why people believe, like, they have ownership of people. I don't get that. I don't understand that either. My buddy's wife was brought up with a very strict Catholic background, you know.
So, and I'm not saying anything wrong with that i'm just saying so she's still with that you know and she's hot oh she's oh yeah she's incredibly incredible she's for a mom of three kids she's got a banging body and i mean that in every sense of the word you know and i mean i photographed her twice nude the one time she was masturbating while I was photographing her. Oh, nice. Well, so, you never know. But, you know, she hid it under the covers. But Graham told me, I'm sorry, my buddy told me later, that he's like, you know, you had her, like, pose like she was? He goes, oh, she was.
Right, nice. And she found it really hot being watched and everything else. And I was like, okay, well. The door's there. Just walk through it. I said to him the other month, I said, you know, she still looks incredible. I mean, it's been a few years since the shoots. I said, do you want me to do another shoot? He goes, oh, I've already asked her. She wants something to do with it. She's like, she's just like, nope. She might enjoy it. I could progress and have fun. You know? Right. So it's like, okay, whatever. Maybe she's afraid.
Maybe she's afraid if she feels good she might take that step and then who knows what would happen you know again i mean i can't we don't know we're speculating on this but again people need to relax and realize life is not forever you only have who knows how much time i just got a an email not an email a thing from uh facebook from kids i went with and and the list of people in my class that have died oh right and i know 90 of them and you sit there and like holy shit what happened yeah you know i know these are people my age that's a wake-up call hello i know a couple of them were suicides i know that for a fact um but you know some know, some of them were drunk driving, but I don't know what the rest were.
And, again, you know, why not enjoy every moment? If you're not hurting anyone, you know, the orgasm is, you know, again, is a great thing. So, very liberating. Very liberating. Oh, yeah. And so that whole female, my experience um um i didn't interact too much um with her but yeah it was liberating you know she gave you an orgasm i can appreciate a gorgeous woman she did she did she was very nice and she was hot um and you're not yeah i'm hot but i'm just saying just complimenting another woman all right right, that's fine. Yeah, so it was good. I'm open to it. Okay.
So you came home with wet clothes, huh? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Note yourself, bring extra clothes. Well, I didn't have any intention of playing. That's how it usually starts. That's how it usually is. When you got worked up watching Donna and her playmate, and you're sitting there with your period masturbating. Did I have my period? Yeah. That's why you're just like, I can't do this. I've got my period. I can't pretend. Oh, yeah, my playmate would have loved that.
If you got that worked up watching them, I knew it's like you're not going down there to a sex club And not getting fired up Participating in some form or fashion It's good that you know these things Before I do At least one of us knows If you would have asked me I would have told you Chances are bring extra clothes And baby wipes Baby wipes Not a bad idea They have lockers down, that's not a bad idea. So I said, I've been told. I know people go down there and they change there. They have street clothes and they carry their party clothes. Party clothes.
Again, we've never been there, but, you know, so. Maybe I have to send you and Mickey down there one time. Yeah. Good idea. Oh, my goodness. I don't know. I don't know. That would be an interesting show to talk about. Yeah, it would be an interesting show. Yeah, you don't tell me what you did. For research purposes. Yeah, you don't tell me what you did when you're down there. We do it on the show and I hear a person. Oh, okay. That would be pretty hot. Yeah. That would be pretty hot. The uncut version? Yeah, sure. This is a podcast. We could cuss. We could say whatever we want. Okay.
As long as I check that little box on there that says explicit, we're good. Okay. So, again, check out hotwifedonnalyn.com to find out all this stuff. All my things, all my platforms. And also go to Instagram.
We're going to be getting an OnlyFans page soon together for Mickey oh you know yeah that's uh but on instagram go to hot milf mickey all one word and uh give us a like give her like yeah and uh you know if you see some pictures i've shot of her a week or so ago and shout out if you heard the podcast today yeah oh yeah the email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com but um yeah no you you will not be disappointed no not at all i'll put up some of the pictures on the um hot wife podcast um instagram too that's your people over so you can see can see what a lovely woman Mickey is.
Can the viewers interact with this podcast? If we can nail down a regular schedule. And do it live? If we can say, okay, every week at this time we'll do a show, we can actually do it where we can take callers. That would be awesome. So it's just a matter of. I to know what they're you know what they're thinking yeah well once again they can email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com so and yeah let us know and again check out the links check out again right now all mickey has right now is hotwife mickey at instagram it's m--K-I. Yep. So, but you will not be disappointed. You keep saying it.
They might believe it. No. You will not be disappointed. You will not be disappointed. No, no. You will not be disappointed. Just wait until we progress above 80% and you see what this woman is capable of. I don't even know, but he knows again. Apparently he does. Well, I, yeah, I do. He knows, he knows. You know, I mean, you know, I know. He did, see, he was asking me the other day if I used dildos. And you answer me. We're going somewhere. Well, today rubbing your, you know, giving you a back massage and you didn't have anything on. I mean, I saw the goods. Okay. And they were right there.
They were right there. I massaged you inside your thighs. It was all right there. All right there. I love a massage inside the thighs. It'd be better if I could have flipped you over and rubbed it, but. Baby steps? Yeah. That's fine. That's all I can do do yeah you know i think she's nervous to wet our floor it's okay yeah the carpets do it's gonna it's gonna happen we put rubber sheets on the bed anticipating like if you ever do. They're on the bed right now. Just for you. You're so considerate to my needs. We're trying to cheer you on. We're supporting you. We're supporting you. I get it.
Well, we've experienced with other squirters. Well, her boyfriend. We've also experienced women who didn't squirt before. And then did. Yeah. So, I have a way. Yeah, I'm just reminiscing with that one couple we played with. And he starts bringing out, like you said, the tarps and the this and that. We're like, what are you doing? Well, at the time. We didn't know she was a squirter. Well, at the time, Long John Silver's, the restaurant. Yes. Had a thing where they had like. A commercial. Someone sitting there eating a piece of their fish.
And someone takes a bucket of water and throws it on them. So he used to call her LJ. And I was like, what the hell is an LJ? Why do you call her LJ? Her name wasn't anything. Well, no. I think the whole process of her being eaten. She's going to do an LJ. I'm like, what are you talking about, LJ? Yeah.
He was Long John Silver bucket of water i'm like okay how does that relate yeah so that's how she came i went down on literally she came like a multiple times and and he put a tarp down it's like my eyes my eyes no it was fine it was he was you were saturated no i don't my pants everything oh yeah oh yeah it looked like someone put a bucket of water over my own entire body and yeah and uh i want to like sit on someone's face and try that please please well i did that with alicia about making a mess out of somebody i did that with alicia and what she did she a little bit she didn't square too much she was more of an oozer than a squirter see one of the secrets is have is, have you ever been eaten with coffee?
You think that's how to do it? That's how you squirt. Where's he going with this, Donna? It just increases the pleasure of a world. If I had a cup of coffee and I lick you, I drink coffee, I guarantee you, you will squirt harder than you've squirted. It's the heat. I prefer... It's not the lube? No. I mean, isn't there lube that heats up like that to have the same effect? I think that stuff burns. Yeah, I think it's the burns. I'm not... Yeah. Yeah. Coffee... No, but the coffee thing? Like you always hear about girls with ice cubes. Yeah, ice cubes, no.
What you do is you put hot coffee or hot liquid in your mouth and right before you put your mouth on whatever it is you swallow it then you put your tongue on it and your tongue is so warm your mouth you will see the inside of the back your tongue is scolding no you have to be old enough to hot enough to drink right i mean i've I guarantee you, like, my body, you know, my body's hotter than that cup of coffee. Right? No. 98.6? No, coffee's hotter. Our coffee brews at 129? Whatever boiling is. I don't know. Well, it has to boil to... I mean, it's occurring, so I don't know how...
Okay, enough of the science. Well, when I do a coffee blowjob, it's, oh, the guy's like, you see a guy's dicks swell even more. I have a video that I edited, and I said, I'm going to do a coffee blowjob. And he said, oh, okay. And I take a sip of the coffee, then go down his, he's like, whoa. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, my, his head goes back. He's like, oh, my God. I take it as hot as I can possibly handle it in my mouth and then hold it and then quick swallow it and then quick go down on him so he can feel the entire heat of my mouth and plus the sensation of my mouth and my tongue.
That's the only way I've gotten down. On his dick. Oh, my God. That's the only way I've gotten down at a squirt is doing it with coffee. I squirted one time. I am not a squirt. No, there was two or three times. Really? Yep. Got it on video. Have it on video. Let's put that up, man. I want to see that. It's been a while. It's back when the All Pleasure Network was in business. Wow. That was a while ago. I can't. We don't read these. It's from the other people. Oh, boo-hoo. I want to see me squirt. Yeah. But anyway. So. Hmm. So anyway. So we'll bring this one to. Yeah, wrap it up.
You got to see me squirt yeah but uh anyway so so anyway so we'll uh bring this one to so yeah wrap it up you got to meet mickey and find out uh she's a squirter we'll talk more about the squirting thing and see what yeah i've got questions about that that uh yeah like how do you how do you score which I'll talk about now and you know again check out hot MILF How do you score up? Let's not talk about it now. And, you know, again, check out Hot Milf Mickey on Instagram. Soon there will be an OnlyFans page where you see a little more than you can see on Instagram. Yeah, just a little.
Well, I don't know. Just a little. Reach out and leave comments there. You can email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com and let us know any message you want us to convey to her. We're going to try to wrangle her in to be on the show more. My pleasure. It would be my pleasure. You guys are so much fun. Oh, my God. We're going to make her into a dirty girl. Do it. I think we've already done that. Do it. We're moving towards pure slut now. Oh, oh. There is nothing wrong with that. It's only wrong being a slut when you're in high school and stuff.
Once you get to be an adult, I'm sorry, being a slut's just fun. Are they just fun? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You know, I mean, you don't even count anymore how many guys you've been with no i don't think i could we tried one time and it was no we just we just gave up there's so many fell between the cracks so to speak yeah yeah you know we didn't like videotape a lot of them it's a very funny deer i there's probably guys i've forgotten about oh you're always like hey i found hey, I found the video we shot with Joe Bunyak. Who? Oh, there are guys. Oh, you remember he had brown hair?
There's even guys now. Okay, that cuts it down to a third. Okay. So let me sort through this 6,000 people. Let me say Joe Bunyak. Some tiny bands. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, there's even current ones. I'm like, yeah, remember so-and-so? And you're like, you're looking at me like, I don't know who you're talking about. I'm like, yeah, we shot with him like two weeks ago.
And you're like, I looking at me like i don't know who you're talking about i'm like yeah we shot with him like two weeks ago you're like i don't know i don't know you're talking about in all honesty for me is the guys that are entertaining and i could tell you're enjoying they stick in my mind it's like okay that's erotic if i'm watching you fuck someone and i know you're not having fun with it it's just like okay i don't need to eat up that space in my brain. That can go away. You know? I mean, it's like, would you go eat at a restaurant that has bad food? No.
Yeah, some guys are just more enjoyable than others. I'm here at Wang Chung's restaurant, and I hate Chinese food. Why the fuck would you do that? Oh, yeah. But, you know, and it's something I told Mickey is, you know, as she discovers other playmates, you know I mean I don't know how big a stable she wants to get there's going to be guys you're like oh yeah and then there's going to be guys like they're nice if I'm in the mood no one else is available no it's serious and then there's going to be guys like, I can block him. Yeah, we have a couple of them.
Yeah, I try to be very polite, but man, yeah. Thanks, but no thanks. Yeah, it's like, okay. You might do the one-time thing. You got to do what you got to do, you know. Yeah. Well, again, for us, it's more of a business than pleasure. It's both. You're still in the pleasure aspect of it, and it'll slowly move into business and pleasure. It's nice having both. Again, shooting video content, not prostitution. None of this is prostitution. We're content creators. Yeah, well, if I explain that to a tax person. Yeah, next week. Here's some W-9s. What are they for? Content creation.
Oh, what do you create? Content. What kind of content? Oh, you know, just content. Podcast. We have a podcast. All these, yeah. What kind of podcast you have? Cooking. Cooking. We'll have to come up with something that's a euphemism for what we do. I'm sure. I don't think she's going to press us. There's nothing wrong with adult entertainment. No, but I... No, no. Oh, my goodness. We talked about it earlier. Who hates an orgasm? No such thing as a bad orgasm. If you're having a bad experience, you're not going to have an orgasm. True. Some are better than others.
Yeah, some are better than others. Some are better than others. But you're not going to, you know, if it's bad, you're not going not going to go. You're not going to have an orgasm. Chances are. True. I don't think. All right. Ready? I want to thank everyone for listening. Thanks for having me, guys. Oh. You know what he's thinking? I haven't had you yet. Oh, that's so letro. Stop that. Stop talking, Donna. Stop talking, Donna. Stop talking. You're going to ruin it. Okay. Thank you. Hold on. Okay. I had her. That's so creepy. Stop that. But you say that every night, too. That's creepy.
Stop that. All right. Let's wrap this bad boy up. This is Donalyn. Have a good night, everybody. Say good night, Mindy. Have a great day. That's creepy. Stop that. All right. Let's wrap this bad boy up. This is Donalyn. Have a good night, everybody. Say good night, Missy. Have a good night.
