Wanting what you can't have?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. And of course, I'm here again with my, what do I always say, Vince? My wonderful husband, Vince. What language does wonderful translate to, like, son of a bitch? Yeah. Is that a German thing? Yeah, I think so. My wonderful? But we also have a special guest here. Harry's going to be with us to discuss our little topic today. Some kind of fun. Okay. And the topic is, you might want to, you know, it's like, it could be insulting. People go, little topic?

Oh, my God. Harry, I have a small penis? Is the topic a small penis? No, no. He's not talking about me. No, no. Then the show should just be just Vince. No one should be on there. It just should be Vince at the small penis. I thought you would introduce a introduce a topic you're better at than i am i mean okay the topic today is going to be um you always want what you want what you can't have and that's in the sexual realm is a very broad i mean in so many ways oh exactly i don't mean broad in the female sounds either oh that's a wrong terminology. I do. I disagree with that.

A guy I work with likes to refer to women as broads. And I'm like, yeah, let's see, you're 38 and single. I don't know why. I wonder why. So condescending. Well, maybe that's my problem then. I do that when I'm with my friends. Yeah, but you might slip when you're not with them and you're a woman. It's an old, old term. It is. I mean, i mean look in today's world so many things are taboo and not in a good way you know so but uh anyway but uh look at that oh is that okay i don't know this is i'm okay with it doesn't bother me at all So the topic is, like we said, you want what you can't have.

And, you know like when the we try not to talk about the topics off air no we have this conversation so how we came up with the topic for the show are you going to keep playing these are tits all show is our problem no i'm just i'm just wanting to know what I'm going to be watching. I mean, Harry's right there. Should I play with other things? Whatever you want to do. I won't stop you. Harry's keys are right there. You might set off the alarm on his car. Oh, my God. If he has auto start there, you're going to go out there and do an empty tank of gas. That could be a problem.

Yeah, it's not for me. I'm fine. But anyway, yeah, but like we talked about, the concept came up because we were talking about anal sex. Right. And you were saying like, really does, for a guy, does anal sex feel that much different than vaginal sex? Exactly. All right.

Harry just had vaginal and anal sex with me about a half hour ago tell me harry does it feel that much different uh i think they both feel pretty good yeah i think it's just more the the thought of it that really kind of amps it up yeah it's the taboo-ness yep it's a again it's i have a friend who really wants anal from his wife yeah desperately and desperately she apparently once in a blue moon and i mean that once in a blue moon gets it you know from her but you you want what you can't have i mean not that necessarily feels any different for for a man for a woman if you're someone not doing anal all the time i'm sure it feels different yeah the first if you're not used to it's like whoa not always in a good way whoa now it's like it's a bit uncomfortable yeah first yeah the first the first couple two three times yeah yeah that was but you know what they say practice makes perfect yeah well we did a show called easing into anal there were things that we you know you do you have to ease into it there's little there's toys and i have toys over here that help with the whole alcohol helps a little bit of alcohol or whatever gets your and the more turned on you are actually anal it's great because then it yeah, man, I'm telling you.

It feels good back there. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I... No, everybody's different, right? Yeah. But I mean, like, I sit there, if we're going to stick with the anal thing, like I said, I've, you know, every once in a while, you get a little constipated, and you get that one turd, it feels like it's coming out sideways.

I sit there and go know i know i'm not gay that was not enjoyable not enjoyable you give birth to a turd baby at that point i never go oh yeah i need a dick in my head no that never happened if you had a dick in your eyes you may not be constipated uh it's okay i'll be constipated i will take constipation all day long okay you owe me books you know ever since prison you know ever since prison it wasn't gay it was forced okay again you keep writing to them they keep they keep drawing me dick pics they don't have cameras remember this one vince oh look there's six three-3-2.

Wow, he's grown since I've seen him. You're not right. But anyway, yeah, so, you know, the same as, like, cheating. Mm-hmm. You know, because you might have married a woman that, let's say, hypothetically, he's 4'11", red hair. Hypothetically speaking. Hypothetically, you know. Yeah, this is definitely a hypothetical. You want someone who's grown-up size? Why would you want that? I'm not sure. Are we trying to limit how long this show is? I can't go over the entire list. I have it here on a spreadsheet, though. He unrolls it and rolls on the floor. He has a computer as an Excel sheet.

It's coming out in a three-part movie series. It's going to be longer than the fucking Lord of the Rings. It's got a trilogy happening. Oh, my God. But, yeah, I mean, so in, well, you were mentioning earlier during the video how you like her tits, her bigger tits. So you've had women with smaller tits. Yes. You might still enjoy them. I like them both. Sure. Sure. But, you know, if you're with a woman that has small tits, after a while you start looking at big tits. Yeah. And you're like, I want a nice big pair of tits. I can fuck. Yeah. Because I don't have them.

I still don't think mine are big enough to really like titty fuck they're properly good enough size i i think we can make that work first yeah we have not done that so maybe in the future we will like i we have a friend that hurt she's got more meatier tits you know i'm to have this recently with. Oh, yeah. I think she would be really good for titty fucking because they're so meaty and big. Yeah. But, yeah, but you're right. I mean, you always want what you can't have. Yeah. Even if it's something silly. Hypothetically, I guess I'll use that word, there's women who, oh, I want the big cock.

Yeah.

But, you know, as much as that, you you know for some women they it's all they want and they right they can take it but for some women who's i want that and then they went and had one it's like i can't take the big cock that's not gonna take man it's it's back in the back of my lungs you know poking my damn cervix stop it yeah well when it goes through your cervix oh yeah no but yeah i mean it's it's all in that and the whole you want what you can't have is applies to so many things in life oh absolutely yeah no we all want more money everybody wants more money yeah even if you have lots of money you want more money i don't know when there's a like when you've reached the most money you want whatever want and i doesn't it doesn't happen you see people that are billionaires and it's still not enough for them they still got to keep taking and taking yeah you know and yeah well i mean i keep getting her playmates and she keeps wanting more wanting more oh i'm not i'm not that bad i'm not that bad.

I'm not that insatiable. Come on. So what would you say is the thing that would apply to for you? Like, what's the thing you want that you feel you can't have? Well, that's a serious question. Well. Well, we could just put it in the sexual realm, but. I don't know. Kate Beckinsale. I guess a beautiful girlfriend I can actually trust and fucking settle down with. That'd be nice.

Wow of this lazy slut you keep fucking on the side they're you can trust me they're fun and all i'm don't get me wrong yeah we're having a good time like i uh i love to fuck but it'd be nice to have somebody in my house that i could just fuck when i want which is which is hard to find because just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean she's going to be into the same things i'm into sure um well and that's gonna be part of this conversation actually yeah like i have a fairly high sex drive i like my women a little submissive so it'd be nice to find the right girl that is kind of on my level so when i come home after work i can get it done go to sleep well and be a happy camper yeah um but ladies out there listening it's uh it seems to be a tough one to find.

Yeah. Well, again, getting everybody on the same schedule. Yeah. Just because you might be fired up doesn't mean she is. Right. And vice versa. Or vice versa. I mean, that's okay. Just as long as it's a pretty regular consistency, I'm a happy camper. It's like Donna. She tells me, hey, once a year is more. It's like everybody gets it once a year. We're still waiting for the month that ends in Z. Come on. We're the month that ends in Z. I printed out the calendar. You're going to get so much sex, you're not going to be able to. I printed out my own calendar, and she told me that wasn't working.

March, April, June. So, but yeah, it's, yeah, I mean, we all want things. I mean, we've run into people, and this we're getting at, I was going to say about a guy who approached us for shooting that is married, and he wants some unusual things.

Now, I'm going to say unusual to us okay just a little bit yeah um because his wife i'm going to guess is very plain very vanilla normal yeah missionary doggy style sex vanilla vanilla yeah very missionary you know doggy style sex that's it that's it yeah see i got i got we got we've got to have some spice in that life sure sure but well hang on he wants he wants to do the missionary and doggy style sex too but uh he wants to receive oh he wants to be pegged he's like i i goes yeah oh come on we'll do face sitting we can do some you can do some pegging me and i was like i had to look that up not too long ago because i was like what is this pegging i looked it up i was like oh yeah that's not for me yeah no no yeah and yeah i'm gonna buy me a big old strap on if we ever get together and oh hey if that's what he wants i'll start out small i'm gonna put a sensor on that in case when i'm sleeping she goes and tries to grab it leave that strap on alone all she's gonna hear is oh stop i'll wear a chastity belt backwards so his butt's protected come on i wouldn't do that i i yeah okay um but not tonight anyway i don't know not tonight i have to order my shuffle and i haven't ordered it yet but i'm I'm should get the one from the movie seven oh no jesus that's terrible no this is just for you honey it's just special it's so special yeah i mean and he's you know he's got other things he expressed like you know cleaning up other guys messes and stuff like that but and again so you want whatever floats your boat man yeah i'm not you know i'm not making fun of him to his face but um so i'm making fun of him though um but yeah that's a tough thing i mean if you were in a relationship and you had these desires these things you want and let's say they are out of what she's comfortable with and anal sex is one of them could be giving anal sex i'm receiving um right right okay i mean very clear your girlfriend or wife has this incredible ass and you want to bury your cock in it and she's like get that thought out of your fucking head oh no we we'd work on that.

That'd be a problem. But tell me I'm wrong. Her saying you can't have it makes me want it more. There you go. You're wrong with what you can't have. I mean, it's just like when you were a kid and your parents are like, no, you can't do this. What do you do? You go right out and do it. Yep. You can't drink until you're 21. That's 16 years old. I'm pounding a bruise. Exactly. You can't eat before dinner. As soon as you came from school. Yeah. It's like, you know, you're going to spoil your dinner. Can't smoke weed. All these drugs they make illegal. What does it make people do?

Do drugs but yeah it's you know i think it's human nature to want what you can't have oh yeah that's true it's the forbidden fruit and it's just like that don't eat well you can do anything you want all right this whole thing is yours i don't care what you do just don't eat that apple yeah yeah crunch yeah exactly exactly let's look at uh the history of the world kind of a thing it's like okay i own all this fucking continent you know like the roman empire i got all this fucking you know i want that one but you got all this shit yeah you can't control this it's like i rule all this i'm rich as shit i can have any woman i want i should be fucking content but you know what you know that piece of that extra piece of land over there that other people occupy i think i want that too but dude like don't you have enough i don't know i guess but i still want it was it back in the 80s the falalkland island yeah argentina says you know we want our island fucking back and britain's like fuck no we're keeping it it's like it was only like a 10 mile long island like really you're gonna people die over a fucking little island that's how many thousands of miles the fuck away from you it's like let it go have it i mean not like it's like you know got gold on it or shit no the biggest oil reserve or whatever yeah but you want what you can't no i have it you can't have you and you want it you know so here's the question getting a little bit off topic so if you were in a relationship married or dating or otherwise do you think you'd still be in the swinging lifestyle?

No, probably not. I'm not really. I guess, honestly, when it comes to me being with a woman, I'm pretty selfish. I don't want to see my woman with other men. I'm not. No. You don't share well. No, I'm not. I'm not a sharer. I'm greedy. I'm greedy a i'm an only child i don't share well um so no i probably would not be in the swinging lifestyle i'm i'm kind of a one woman now i wouldn't mind if she would want to bring another woman in from time to time, but it's not, not a necessity. I just want, I just want somebody I can mentally and physically.

So even if you met her through the lifestyle and she says, Hey, I've kind of liked this. You'd kind of ask her to like, okay, we got to cut that out. Yeah.

See, I don't, I don't know if I, I don't don't know that'd be i've never experienced something like that's a hard question because if i'm still right or wrong if i met somebody through the lifestyle i don't know i guess we'd have to i just don't know if that would work like i said i don't I'm greedy I don't like sharing my women yeah that's fine it's a good thing my husband i just don't know if that would work like i said i don't i'm greedy i don't like sharing my women yeah that's fine it's a good thing my husband likes sharing me yeah yes he's he's probably the most gracious host i've ever met my bourbon and my wife well and chili and don't touch my fucking cigars though that's fine can I touch these yeah sure she's touching your stomach she's touching well you've already touched them already.

Yeah. Well, yeah, this is very true. I did more than that, but you know, it's fine. He coded them, actually. Yes, he did. He coded them right now. Those tits are fucking great. No, the whole thing is. Came all over them. 62 years old. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't have to keep to keep being reminded of my age. Because I'm proud of you. You look dynamite. Thank you, dear. You're a wonderful man. Yeah, she's amazing. But I mean, a little bit off topic. He used to, you know, me be like, you know, making love and I'd be blowing me like, oh, tell me you're going to be a bad girl.

And I'd be like, oh, yeah, I like being a, I can be a bad girl. And he'll be like, oh, I'm going to come. I was like, I'll get you off. That's his butt, man. He's like, oh, why don't you be a dirty girl? I just love you being a dirty girl. See, part you miss is I'm, because I've seen so much stuff between my photography and the video, and I mean, I've done work for the adult industry.

I've done, you know, I've done work done work you know i've seen more shit than most humans should be allowed to see some things i'm still in therapy for but um you know so all of a sudden like the stuff that like the average person or average guy looks at it's like oh my god my dick so hard it's like i look at it it's nice i can appreciate a beautiful woman but you know it takes more than the breeze to get my dick hard so for me one i have to be in the game and then two i need to make sure the woman's in the game right right and i understand like when you're blowing me or whatever that it's hard to communicate yeah i have a dick in my mouth hello.

Yeah, but it's always fun trying to hear her speak. And my penis is also in your mouth. Well, hopefully it's a, I don't know. But no, what I'm saying, well, it does sound like I need constant contact. I'm not talking the software.

But, you know, like when we have a conversation during it, you know know and we talk about like things that went on or whatever and then it you when we talk more you're telling me how much enjoyment you're having that's really my fetish that's his turn on her arousal yes okay and if all you're hearing no it feels great do not get me wrong he wants more conversation so i'm trying to get into my mental game and it's like if i get some audio feedback of her like oh my god it felt so good when this was going on or whatever it's like oh i can't wait next time he comes back i want to do this or whatever um you know did the entire did the entire team sign the contracts?

Shut up. I'll work on that. I'm not very verbal when I'm sucking your dick. I understand that. I will work harder on that, my dear. Outside the bedroom, you don't shut the fuck up. Because I don't have a dick in my mouth. Hello. Do you want me to bite your dick as I'm, honey, ow. That will not help at all. Exactly.

But it is always nice to hear a woman talk with my dick in her mouth well that's i'm not saying she's talking to me but not talk take it out for a second and like you know it's like oh my god would you know what'd you think of this or what you know it's like i enjoyed this did you enjoy watching that and then you know let me talk while you're you know it's like it's like the set of live skit okay here's a topic, okay, talk And then, you know, let me talk while you're, you know, it's like the Saturday Night Live skit. Okay, here's a topic.

Okay, talk about yourselves, you know, and you go back to what you're doing. It's like, hey, what did you think of, you know, when that guy had both fists up my ass? Go ahead. And then talk about, you know, okay. I like when it's just like some dirty talk going on with my cock in my mouth. So it's like, yep. And that is dirty talk. And again, I guess I want what I can't have. I've been talking about it. Yeah, that's pretty much it. I'll do better. Yeah, well, that's all right. You keep trying. We just keep practicing and practicing. She's a good woman right there. Yeah, I'm not arguing that.

Hey, if that's what you like, I like it. This is a little off topic, but I like it better when you tell me about your fantasies as I'm blowing you because I can listen to it and that gets me more aroused. So I do like that. Yeah. And you don't have a dick in your mouth, so you can talk. I will never have a dick in my mouth.

While God puts air in my my lungs i will never have a dick in my mouth and i'm fine with that me too i will try to talk more so what you're saying is while you're dead it's okay it's fine yeah so there's a chance right take advantage of the rigor mortis it's Oh, I'm going to tell you. I might wait for that one myself.

Oh, that's so not right you know before rigor mortis says in quick take my hands and clamp them down gi joe grip i'm dead i don't give two fucks but if i'm not dead and i come too you're all in deep fucking shit i think sam kenison had a joke oh yeah yeah fucking me when i'm on the wall no no even when i'm dead no i do remember that one he was he was great to shame uh but um yeah but uh yeah no the whole want what you you know whether it's money or cars or sexually i mean we've seen that a lot people who want something sexually that they might not have always known that but as you get older things change right you know so no my my sexual preferences have definitely changed over the years oh yeah since I was younger to now.

Like I'm much more open to other things now that I'm older and have done other stuff, seen more stuff. I'm like, all right, well, it doesn't bother me. We can do that. But, you know, back in the day, when you're young, you don't know. Well, you know, like when it's from younger to now, that was funny.

I've had this discussion with other people You know back in the day when you're young you don't know but you know like one of things from younger to now that was funny i've had this discussion with other people is you know like in high school you sat there and like people are like you know hey you jerk off oh no no man i don't jerk off fuck no no man it's like oh so and so got caught jerking oh you got caught jerking now as an adult and it's like man the other day i was rubbing one out and you know that's right but in high It it was not cool to admit you jerked off you know you know now i'm 56 like yeah man the other night i was rubbing one out yeah now i'm 41 i live alone i just all the time every room i can every room has been christened i think i think i got a problem steady amazon delivery of tissue wet wipes his trash his trash bags when you're next to nothing but uh yeah no it's um yeah you always want i've got towels that stand on their own it's like wow that's a really nice you know like a divide like that It's like, wow, that's a really nice divide like that.

It's like, no, man, that's towels. Towels? He made those towels into some kind of a sculpture. What's that, paper mache? Is that paper mache? Paper mache. No, man, that's terry cloth. Wow, how'd you stand up like that? That was a fucking...

I binge-watched fucking bay watch that weekend yeah we're talking the episodes back with fucking um yeah there was a lot of jogging on the beach that weekend nothing like young pam anderson jogging on that beach well your face face was pretty good too um she went to hell in a handbasket also the brunette um carmen electra obviously was good a big fan of hers uh i can't remember her name she had big tits and um yasmin bleith oh yeah he's good yasmin bleith was gorgeous. And I don't know what happened, but she's still a nice person.

Speaking of wanting what you can't have, I want Jennifer Aniston. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I could disappoint her so bad. That woman gets, how does she get older and finer? Yeah. And she gets more beautiful as she gets older. It's like, maybe she does use that Aveeno stuff that she peddles on the commercial. She's always taking care of herself. That bitch is using stem cells. Whatever it works. Whatever it is, it's working. And horrible bosses and that one. Oh, my God. Where she's a doctor behind the desk. Yeah, she's a dentist or whatever.

And then there's that other one where they're in the RV, her family meet the millers when she does that hot dance yeah that woman is so fine the one the one movie i really love her in was um uh just it was like no not go for it or whatever it was her and uh adam sandler it was no it was they went to a caribbean resort and he was supposed to marry the blonde but and she gets out there in a bikini and it's like dear fucking god not that not that that was her name uh the blonde in the show decker brooklyn decker yeah jesus christ how she stands upright i don't know but um but jennifer aniston something about her just it's that classy sexy it's not you know like megan fox i could so soil that bitch megan fox is like slutty sexy but that's what i'm saying yeah you sit down you got they're like opposites jennifer aniston is like class high class sexy oh man and girl next door She's obtainable.

And she's funny. Yeah. Which is. She's real. She's real. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. If I hear she has trouble keeping a man, I don't know. She might not put up with shit. Oh, she can keep me all day long. I'll do whatever she wants. That's right, man. I'll tell you what. She wants to shit on my face? Fine.

So who would be the one, the person, male for you that would be like celebrity wise if you sat there and like i would give up i'd drill a hold give him an extra hold no one else had i have no i that's a bad question because i have little i don't have any celebrities i'm like yeah i do him what no no like george clooney brad pitt no no i mean shit i'd probably fuck brad pitt no no no i used to think kate beckinsale is another one yeah she's just that girl next door classy got the british accent yeah just you know banging a little body on her you know like I i watch underworld all the time in my underwear yeah yeah that latex suit that she wears yeah oh so fine jesus christ man i can't remember what movie i saw her in but she had her tits out she's got some big nipples that's her she's nice yeah yeah she's sexy yeah very british accent too oh yeah women with british accents all right with british i can't speak to that so very hot i like courtney cox for a while but i feel like she like kind of did a bunch of did some stuff i just didn't really i was like ah whereas jennifer aniston has just aged beautifully yeah like i've been obsessed some stuff to her nose but that was done years ago she looks great i've been obsessed with her from Friends And I don't even like Friends I'd watch it for her though Yeah, no, that'd be You know the other one that I always found Really attractive was Rishnah Hardnate I just like the name She's not like a drop dead gorgeous She's got a decent body she's kind of the milf yeah you know i don't i'm her hair style always oh she she's gotta have the long hair yeah short hair forget forget it the short hair doesn't work i've always liked a little holly berry too oh yeah holly berry especially yeah you see her in swordfishfish?

Gothica. Yeah. Oh, in Swordfish, she's fucking like Megan. Even in Wick, John Wick. Oh, yeah, John Wick. Oh, John Wick, yeah. A woman that can shoot and kick ass and has a body like that. Oh, my God. Gorgeous, oh, gorgeous woman. Nothing sexier than a woman with a gun. I could turn her lesbian so quick.

I'd be with her and she's like, I'm never touching a again you disappoint her so well i don't know she was with billy bob thornton he's gotta have something he's gotta have a fucking hammer he's gotta have a baby person he might have some skills i'm sure he's a nice person but he's he's i mean i love billy bob thorne don't get me wrong he is hilarious i mean yeah but but hallie berry and what was that monster ball yeah yeah he's getting upper echelon pussy and i mean and it's not like they're they're hot not rich and famous women these are hot upper echelon super famous women that he's getting like he's gotta have a baby's arm down there thing is i just look at him and go okay so what you tell me is i might have a chance yeah i have no proof that he's got door's hammer he's like he's got door's thimble who knows but he's a skinny old guy it's not like he's fucking jacked or like yeah yeah he's no brad pitt or nothing he's hysterical yeah maybe that's what he's a great actor in both series great actor yeah bad santa man that was great oh bad santa amazing yeah that was great that was great but yeah so so there's no one not you would want to have okay anybody in the world you could fuck that you haven't i haven't that's uh again uh i'm drawing a blank here i'm drawing a blank okay there's no right or wrong answers no it's like god no uh i i think a lot there's a lot more attractive women than there are attractive men i didn't say it had to be a man yeah it could be a woman it could be a man that's what i said to you who is the person i didn't say man yeah you guys named all the women that i'm like yeah you know the holly berries and you know jennifer aniston jennifer aniston's on top yeah i think she's just a girl you could hang with and eat her pussy too like i know this girl.

I volunteer to find out. There you go. I know this girl I've been friends with for a long time. She has this Jennifer Aniston look, but she's like small-breasted.

She's got a nice little ass, but she's a skinny little slender thing, but has this Jennifer Aniston look, but I i don't know there's some red flags with her just tell you don't want to do anything but fuck man wear this padded bra and don't say it's like i find i find that these girls with the red flags end up fucking really well well it's like fat chicks they have to fuck well because they don't know the next time they're getting it it's about that yeah probably uh amazon yeah yeah you hear the footsteps so but uh yeah so in case they knock on the door well they're not they don't knock on the door just drop shit and go.

They don't hang out and have tea with us. Give the guy a show. He'll like what he sees. I mean, make his day. Make his tips your tits. Yeah. But, yeah, no, I mean, things. So, okay. Getting back to the topic of things you don't, you want that you can't have. Are you willing to admit, is there anything sexually you want that you haven't had yet? had yet and again not going back to you know holly barry and shit yeah um actual acts two women at once yeah i haven't done that yet i'm surprised i've actually i've actually there are these two girls and this was one of my first sexual experiences.

And it was this tall, big-titted blonde and this skinny little black girl that were, like, best friends. And, like, I guess they were both attracted to me, so we started hooking up. And the black girl blew me while I was playing with the white girl's tits. And I was hoping to go all the way, but it didn't happen, which really sucked. So, yeah, it'd be nice to have, like, a black girl, white girl, and me, and just all kinds of nasty going on. All kinds of nasty. Oh, yeah, because I'm going to do dirty, dirty things to those girls. Okay, what do you consider dirty, dirty?

We're definitely doing oral, anal, vaginal. Okay, it's a typical day.

in the right ear not the left oh yeah only the right ear not i mean i'd like to sometimes i like to be a little aggressive like being able to grab the head and just like yeah yeah anyway as long as they're okay with that as long as they're okay i've had a couple of girls that like when i just make them gag on my dick and tear up and it's it's kind of hot yeah i've been the one that's teared up it can be pretty good but uh you have to watch that gag reflex right yeah i had some time between the last meal Oh, got a little messy i we're having a good time with the beer one time too oh the beer that was funny though yeah uh we were doing a video and i was duct taped to this railing on a staircase and we we'd been drinking beer so there was alcohol involved and the guy that was he wasfucking me.

It was aggressive. It was fine. It wasn't hurting me. It was fine. But just as he says he's going to come, I threw up all this foam. But it was all the foam from beer. All the foam from beer. All the going back and forth. It was hysterical. It kind of stirred it up in his stomach. Yeah, yeah.

It wasn't like chunks or chunks right there's foam but it almost looked like a big combo green giant it was hysterical and he's like oh he broke the only thing is he he was supposed to be like a mean like aggressive person in this scene and he kind of broke it like he's like oh i'm sorry he's like oh you should have just seen character and like yeah take it you know something like that But He's like, oh, I'm sorry. He's like, oh, you should have just seen a character. And I'm like, yeah, take it, bitch. You know, something like that. But I was like, oh, God, oh, no. There was foam everywhere.

It was funny. It was actually very funny. Now, for you, Dawn, is there anything sexually you haven't done yet that you would love to do?

sexual god let me see i'm i'm thinking oh okay we've done things you know i've always wanted to do more stuff in the sex swing but they it looks cool but it's just not comfortable you're still looking to do a dp double yeah but i have done one long time ago long time ago i like to do another one for sure and that was back when you weren't so into anal at the time right right yeah it was kind of like a spur of the moment it wasn't as choreographed so you couldn't really see what was going on because how we were sitting and you know i it actually wasn't meant to be footage you just wanted to try it yeah but we see if if we could do it.

I was videotaping it. You're just going to get him all aggravated. He's definitely going to end up getting me all cool. I think I might have to put my mouth on his cock. Is that okay with you, Harry? The theme of the show is you can't have what you want. That's the theme of the show. You can't have that. I'm talking to you.

Oh, noreesome now for i to save my life and it's just not working the last couple times somebody's sick somebody's sick or something else comes up and it's like I really you know yeah I had to turn I had to turn his mic down because all the the movement was like it was like a little hurricane going on in my head here I'm gonna move my you're fine I'm fine you're fine so but i'm supposed to talk as i'm blowing no is that what you want me to do just talk about like stuff as i'm you'd be like well next time we go to the store we have to get we're out of ketchup i need more spunk lube and more lube you know know those anal beads.

Jesus Christ, you're going to ruin a wet dream. See, you don't want me to talk while I'm sucking you, so I just proved the point. I don't want you to talk about fucking groceries. I said anal beads and spunk lube. What aisle is that? Personal hygiene. Price check to the anal bead lane. Price check to the anal beads. How much are the Jolly Green Giant anal beads? Donna Lynn, price check on giant anal beads. I've got to turn this down, her.

Sucking noise is too loud in my head jesus christ i'm almost i feel like i'm almost sucking your dick through proxy from across the room here just by the sound effects but uh so but yeah you know a lot of people now i actually think like we talked about this other gentleman who, he has these urges, but he knows his wife wants nothing to do with it. So, I actually think that, see, that's where I think prostitution should be legal. In this case, I think. For a lot of reasons, but let's go with that one. Absolutely. Honestly, it's the oldest profession. You pay for sex one way or the other.

Yeah, you're always paying for it you pay enough that's okay i don't get enough all right i pay for what i get but no i mean so if guys had a fantasy of let's use the example of getting pegged pegged the um you know he wants to do it okay go down to the whorehouse or wherever you call it there's a woman that's willing to be like yeah i'll do that for you i mean we're legalizing pot now why can't we legalize fucking prostitution it's it's occupations you know create lots of jobs yeah yeah the economy would boom oh absolutely and you can do it make it more safe for the women that are doing it.

Yep. Be more taxes being paid. Be more taxes, because then you can have places where it's done and women are, like, protected instead of having it be so shady. And there could be men there. So, again, let's pretend this guy actually wants to be pegged, not by a strap-on, but by a real dick, but he doesn't want to go to a gay bar or wherever he would go to pick up a man to boff him. He can go to a sex place, I don't know what else to call it, and say, hey, I want to be with a man to fuck me. You go to a brothel.

Okay, brothels, word you do with uh well you know like they have dispensaries now for for pot so i think is there going to be a new term a more clinical term if we legalize prostitution probably that should be a dispensary i'm gonna dispense some cum into her and uh yeah and then then you can open open it up to there'd be men and women at the brothel so it's just um so you can get to choose because now everybody's got different flavors and people want different things and fuck you know you look into a book that has like a catalog well again let's pretend you want somebody that you're a white person, but you want to experience a black girl.

Yeah, exactly. You know, or you want to experience a threesome. Yeah. Okay. Save your allowance. Go down there and pay for it. Yep, exactly. I've been to places. Okay. That was going to be a question I had for you, if you've ever gone to one of those kind of places. Yeah, I've been to like, it's called a bathhouse. Yeah. And you get there. Rub and tug. Yeah. Well, it's more full service. Yeah. Wow. But they'll put the condom on with their mouth and all that. Wonderful, wonderful Asian women that I love. And you go in and they'll bring the lineup out. You choose what you want and off to it.

Yeah. And you just do the same thing. You want men, you want women, you want a man and a a woman and they just bring the lineup out and you go okay yep pick what you want and it's yeah combination potter number three and heidi ho neighbor yeah that's it and again why yeah why are we wasting police force to to bust these things like yeah it's just it's like you know dumbest thing to Why waste money on it when we could be making money with it? I can go there and leave under the influence. Under the influence of Asian pussy. You know? Under the influence of... Let's keep going?

Let's come in my balls, you know? It's like, you know. And it would probably stop lots of violence no road rage people if you just got laid some guy cut you off it's like hey man it's cool yeah because some i'm mellow some guys just need to yeah get the poison out don and i've had discussion about this and i understand it and her. Rape is technically a violent crime. But I do believe there is a portion of rape that would not happen if prostitution was legal. Absolutely. Because there's guys who can't get laid, who get this frustration, and they could just go take care of it. Yeah, exactly.

I don't know what's going on here. We're talking. You just keep doing what you're doing. Grownups are talking, Donald. Grownups are talking. But, you know, it's one of those things. Yeah, I mean, this thing at business meetings. Oh, I'm meeting with Joe Blow coming in from out of town. We're going to go meet.

And then, you know, I'm'm gonna seal the deal with getting him three asian women or whatever he wants he wants three asian guys or what white women black women green women whatever oh hell yeah i'm i'm much more um agreeing after i've busted a nut oh yeah sign the deal yeah you seem to be but then then there's also the aspect of okay there are a portion of population because it would be open for women to go do that too yeah you know women who want to experience see if they are bisexual yeah or still maybe some girls with this little dick white girl or white guy and wants to go experience some BBC.

Yeah, whatever. But the thing is, do you think that women who do not necessarily supply Donna, their husband with enough sex, Donna, and that they could... Yeah, okay. But no, if these guys who... I don't supply my husband with enough what? Cooking. That's true. That's true. But no, if a wife, a guy gets it maybe once a month or so, if he's lucky. So all of a sudden he's like, I need more. I'm happy with her, but I need more sex. So do you, I almost think it would save marriages. Yeah, I think it would too. To some degree. Now, women might still go, oh, he was cheating on me.

No, you didn't take care of the job, so we outsourced it. It was in the valve. I would definitely, if that was the issue, I'd be having a serious conversation with my wife. I mean, I look. That's the proper way. First, you have a discussion about it.

It's like, okay, you have a wife that doesn't like oral what what give me more what well then she wouldn't have been my wife well okay but but my brother um married a woman that told him you know like when they were dating like she was giving him more all the time and then like says you know once we're married anytime you want a blowjob well guess what he doesn't get anymore yeah and it's been years yeah and she won't go near it oh yeah no that'd be a problem so well it is but he's whatever um yeah yeah so but now if you had that take care of it you know but you know it's like hey you know it's uh it's blowjob tuesday down at the rub and tug i can go get a blowjob you know for 25 bucks yeah right you know i got 25 bucks doing nothing i won't buy lunch today i'm gonna get dessert oh my god so but um is she hurting you oh no okay just joking no i have to be sure i just eat dinner i don't want to oh yeah you're gonna wind up with chili all over your time that's what happened last night well your cum load looks like beans and beef i don't know yeah you don't need to be cleaned out this shit's chunky but um yeah no i i think you know we're kind of changing subjects to some degree here but that's okay but you know i i actually think regulated taxed prostitution would be it's like a gym membership yeah that's big business right there yeah come on sex sells We all know it Yep Oil There it goes But you know You gotta pee But You gotta pee But That's big business right there.

Come on. Sex sells. We all know it. Yep. Mm-hmm. Oil. There you go. But you got people, oh, I don't want that in my neighborhood. Okay, whatever. Go put it in an industrial park. The truck drivers will love it. That's true. You know? Come on. Just put it in the cities. Yeah. Yeah, don't put a prostitution house close to my house, but send my kids to school and let their dicks get cut off and their tits cut off. Anyway, let's not get political. Let's not get too off topic here. Yeah, prostitution should be 100% legal. I mean, it just doesn't even make sense that it's not.

Yeah, I think we have bigger crimes to worry about right now to worry about more important things to worry about than people selling sex i mean honestly like you said with the shootings going on in the cities yeah we're all paying for it in one way or another anyway so can we just skip out just cut the bullshit and be like hey look i think you're hot can i give you x amount and fuck you that's it yep life would be easier you don't have to go to school to learn how to do that right no trade school no nothing no there should be a trade school you i think you have to apprentice and you'd be a professor couldn't hurt nobody wants different techniques and nobody wants to pay for a girl that's going to be lame in bed.

Sure. Well, yeah, there had to be coaching. I don't think there had to be schooling, but there had to be coaching. I mean, she's got to have some good oral skills. She's not good. She's not going to get more customers. She's not going to get paid well, yeah. Yeah. You know, all sure gets a tip, not the whole thing. And I meant wages.

But, yeah, no, I think that's that's something you know because again people who want things getting back to the topic yeah people who want things you know it's like okay i i want a girl looks like jennifer aniston well i heard the house you know the the you know house or whatever down the road you know has a girl that looks like jennifer like, okay, cool. You know, you can fulfill those fantasies that you can't get. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's like, oh, over there they got a black girl that looks like Holly Berry. Like, sweet, I'm going right now. Well, she's booked through next November.

I'm'm making a booking what's the next time available that's it you know what that'd be her problem yeah until then what do you have available because one way or another i need to get the poison out what's the only celebrity look like you have no no pb herman thank you wait gilbert Gottfried? Do you think that this is getting a little bit off topic, but what about people that desire very young people? All right. Well, that's where, again, the prostitution places. Yeah.

You determine if you have these desires you can have women that are of age of age consenting and have them dress role role play yes that that might be enough to it might be i can't say i'm no official on anything but i'm loser um that it's like okay my fantasy is someone that looks of this age and like this now It's like, okay, my fantasy is someone that looks of this age and like this. Yep. Now, I don't know. That could either, A, encourage their fantasies to go to the real thing. Right. Or the fantasy of this person could be enough to satisfy that. I don't know.

I would probably lean towards it would probably it would help more than it would hurt because these guys are looking for a specific thing i think it would help well definitely if they were able to get that fantasy fulfilled from time to time and but you know but if we increase the punishment for people who did the illegal stuff yeah so you sit there and go listen you can go do this legally this woman's of age but she looks the part but if you do the real thing we're going to castrate you or we got this tiny we got this little midget that's into it you can do these fantasy role plays at my job i've seen women that look like they're all 15 and here they're like 30 oh yeah sit there and go holy shit holy shit and there are there are definitely plenty of girls out there that like to play that role yeah i mean well again you get the fantasies of guys who like oh man i i want to fuck a nun okay get that woman there she puts on the nun outfit and you get to go fuck sister mary up my ass you know okay that was her that was her church given name i don't know so you know or hey i want to fuck a nun but it's actually a guy in drag okay whatever you want man you pay for it it's there they're legal they're consenting they're they're regulated i think people would be much more satisfied oh yeah you can take a lot of hate out of the world if you had that yep like i've said i want to get it made into a t-shirt no such thing as a bad orgasm no if you're having a bad sexual experience you're not going to have an orgasm yeah i don't think i've ever had a bad orgasm nope some are better than others but they're never bad you all right i'm really enjoying this podcast by the way i guess you would be you can't keep bending over like that why not because you're going to throw yeah i'm sorry You need to sit upright.

I can't keep bending over like that. Why not? Because you're going to throw it. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. You need to sit upright. I can't sit upright. I mean, I can't sit upright and suck his dick. That's what I'm saying. I can tell you how you had to do it. Okay. Just like, I think I'm... A little bit. That chili's weighing down on me just a little bit. That's all right. Let's not get chilly all over my dick. No, let's not do that. All right. Well, so we kind of covered that topic. Wow, that's 54 minutes of podcasts already. Yeah, I think we solved the world problem, too. That's all I do.

That's what I'm known for. That's what we're here for. Fun and sex. We're not solving anything. We're having a discussion.

about everybody in the world should take some sort of mushroom or mdna all at the same time everybody would just be like dude the fuck were we mad about i don't know i don't know yeah well it's uh yeah interesting we've you know if everybody just ever had orgasms yeah you can't be angry if you're having an orgasm like the greeks they were all just fucking each other young old men women they were all just oh those orgies yeah they just didn't care they had a great life and they were drinking psychedelic wine and they were so busy doing that they didn't realize the whole fucking place went to shit well yeah that's what happens with hedonism so all right well we'll wrap this up um again we didn't try to solve the world's problem we're just having a discussion and uh this happened to solve the world's problem yeah if it solves a problem that's great you know so our solution was make prostitution legal absolutely and and drugs i think drugs should be legal too within reason i mean it's i mean i don't think like meth needs to be legal or heroin and fuck it if people want to do it and let them do it and if you made it the rest of us have to pay for them when they become i saw a picture the other day a video someone had put up a fucking heroin addict or meth addict whatever it was he's sitting there picking his scalp oh scalp he was like picking it yeah you see his skull he had a hole in his scalp i think if it was legal and regulated and done in a proper way you you wouldn't have so many, like, hardcore addicts.

It'd be easier to, like, maintain and easier for them to get help. There's a couple of doctors I've listened to on Rogan's podcast that have talked about it. And it is, I mean, it doesn't matter whether it's legal or not. They're going to there sure so all we're doing is helping the cartel yeah it's true so if it were legal and well kind of stupid people are going to do stupid things and then and then you get cleaner better drugs than if you're if it's legal and regulated you're getting cleaner better you will be getting heroin but here's the problem let.

Pot's, for the most part, legal through most of the country in a lot of states. Yeah, they're starting to decriminalize mushrooms, too. Yeah, but they're still bringing pot in from South America. Yeah, because it's not federally legal. Yeah, exactly. So it's still kind of a problem. Some people are still buying it on the street.

If they just federally across the board alright sold it like cigarettes Yeah There would be no need We can get political with that Because my issue is If you're going to ban cigarettes Then you should ban anything You smoke and put into your lungs But anyway it's a political thing Well yeah We're all adults here i'll put whatever i want that's it your body your choice if you're legal and if i get all fucked up and go to try and hurt somebody hopefully they kill me then that's my fault but you know what i mean i'm with you i'm with you so all right man we're gonna wrap this up so i'm gonna say thank you again we didn't give out the name of the website i was too busy somebody's dick.

Hotwifedonnalyn.com. Again, if you want to email us at the podcast, it's hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. I want to thank you. Our numbers are growing really exponentially. We're just here having fun. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. We're not solving solving a fucking thing but uh anyway so i want to thank you and harry thanks for yeah thanks for having me on thanks for having me over yeah thanks for all that fun stuff all the fun stuff well everybody have a good night